twilights vocab lesson

by nearisdasmarts

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Random
Length: 571

pinky pie comes over for a little visit, only to be teaching twilight the definition of 'horny'

(odd pairing im well aware, but Im saving my better ones untill I have more time to post)

PInky is having a hard time getting ahold of anyone, but really wants to hang out. she decided to head over to twilights. twilight her self is having a few issues her self. pinky decided she should help her out,besides twilight is always doing anything for more knowlage

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-26 02:15:35 UTC

oneshot

"Hmmmmmmm"    pinky looked down at the phone. Why was no one calling back? Was everypony that busy that she was...dare she think it, unimportant?   The mare looked down and sighed.'WAIT!" Her smile was back on her face like always. I know, I havnt visited twilight for a loonng time. A whole 2 days, she must be worried! I must get over there at once" pinkie told her self as an excuse to get out.

-at twilights door-

Pinkie knocked and twilight came to the door, book mid air. 'Hi twilight, I just came by to say hi, i mena we havnt talked in liek forever, and I was think that you would be worried, I mean why wouldnt you be, everypony shoul-   "oh great. shes come to anny me once again.. what am I gonna do, I cant just tell her to leave."- I mean why not, I mean cupcakes are just so fun to make and wh- "dose she not shut up?' twilight thought to herself-  'UM pinkie'  "just..come on in.."

Pinkie smiled and trotted in.  "so what'cha reading today?" she asked  Twlight shut the book a little and blushed looking down "well...nothing important.. I mean..Im having a little issue..and I cnat seem to find a way to fix it"  pinkie tilted her head in question "welll what is it, I can bet I can fix it!"   twlight turned away hiding her face"no..I dont think so..its...em....." Her voice broke off.  PInkie smiled. "ohh is it that?' pinkie pointed to the most spot between twilights legs. "oh shit, i thought I was hiding it better." twilight pulled the curtain down off hte window and wrapped it around herself. "ehmm..kinda..."   "OH, well then I can fix that!" pinkie almost shouted. "really you know what it is, whats wrong with me? why this strange liquid is comming out and why it hurts?"     pinkie nodded"yupperroo."  Twlights eyes sparkled waiting for pinkie to explain. "your horny! simple as that."   Twqlight looked ocnfused. "horny?" twilight rubbed her horn and looked at pinkie. "No not liek that silly, like.. well like" Pinky took her hoof and rubbed twilight. Twilight made a sound she had never made befor. "you have never clopped yourself?  wow.."   Twlight blushed, "well i never have time!" Pinkie smiled, as long as she could do this now she could care less how much twi did herself. "well then lets fix this little problem eh?" PInkie pie drove right in, mouth first.Twilight have to bite her hooves to keep from yelling while pinkie worked her magic. "oh twi, your so sweet,its liek trailmix!" Pinkie giggled as twilight came off her first ever climax. Now twilight was getting the hang of this. "wait...eh..for educational purposes.."  Twilight flipped over, making pikie on bottem now. " we learned about this in school...where the colt...well.. Ill explain in actions.." Twlight took her horn and shoved it in pinkie.Pinie, being the non virgin she is, this was new and verry exciting to her."OH GLOB TWI, DO IT AGAIN!" Twilight smirked and pushed harder, using her magic to not only make it vibrate as well, but heat it up alitttle.Liquids dripping down twilights face, slurping at it each chance she had.It didnt taste good to her, but it was turning on pinkie so she kept at it. "IM GUNNA!" Pinkie exploded over twilight and shivered at the after effects. Twilight pulled out, wiping off her sticky horn.

Pinkie giggled."wow twi, you are one horny bitch" pinky winked.  Twlight double face-hoofed.