Flutterrape

[For those who do not know Mr. Waddle, Click HERE]

Also, this chapter is in dedication to DiscWard, it is his birthday and I have nothing else to offer him! I feel terri-bull!

Twilight sighs again and transforms Fluttershy back into her previous form. Fluttershy's head was stuck down, into the ground. She moves her hooves a bit for a moment, and pulls her head up. Behind the dirt and grass that stains the fur on her face, you can see that she is blushing. You notice that she has a rather large and visible wingboner, bigger than you've ever seen before. You're not completely sure if it is throbbing or not, but it seems as though it is. Both Twilight and Fluttershy stop and look around. They seem to be baffled. Fluttershy stares for a moment. You get the impression that she wants to say something. A few minutes later, she speaks.

"Uh.. Um... m-maybe your fetish is washing an older pony?"

Suddenly, from absolutely nowhere, Fluttershy is scrubbing the back of Mr. Waddle, who is sitting in a bath tub. You're more confused as to what is going on than how he even got there. You glance over at Twilight, expecting an explanation. She simply looks down and facehoofs.

"Fluttershy, that is not a fetish!"

Mr. Waddle speaks up. "It ain't? You're lyin'! It's mine.". He then raises his eyebrow rather suggestively. You close your eyes and wonder. Why do you even live here, again?

Another few hours pass. The fetishes are beginning to get repetitive and sillier than ever. Throughout the time, you had contemplated using bleach on your eyes. Numerous times. You look forward out the window again. Whatever Twilight and Fluttershy are doing, all you can think is: Nails should *not** go there.* More time passes. Your mind begins to drift off a few times. In your head, you solve half of Equestria's major social and governmental problems. Too bad you'll never be famous enough to make a difference. As the time passes, Fluttershy and Twilight work to finish their biggest fetish attempt yet. You see a musical begin to execute in front of you, complete with 10 paid actors, a stage, lighting, special effects, and even scripted lines. Admittedly, it was a pretty good show. However, you were only half way through it when you began to pay attention. The play was about Fluttershy and you engaging in intercourse. How creative of her? Twilight was manipulating a puppet to represent your part in the play. One of the songs they were performing included the entire cast wearing clown make up. They were singing about miracle whip or... something that started with an M. Miracles, maybe?

"Okay, seriously. What were you guys expecting to get out of me from performing this? Whatever the hell this is, it is not my fetish."

"Oh... Uh... Okay then...", You hear Fluttershy squeak and watch her as she lowers her head. Fluttershy accepts this, but Twilight looks, well, pissed. Her mane is highly disheveled. There is clearly not a single strand in her entire mane that is in place. It looks as though she is shedding. You can see that her eyes and mouth are twitching rapidly, chilling shivers filling the spaces between the twitches. She kind of looks like Pinkie Pie. Whilst examining the mare, another bright flash appears. I aught to start counting these flashes, you tell yourself. As the flash fades, you notice that everything from the show had disappeared in moments, leaving behind nothing except for Fluttershy and Twilight. The cast, stage, lights, essentially everything from the show has disappeared in a matter of seconds.

"That is it, Jeremy,", Twilight says, staring you down and grinding her teeth. "If you will not come to the fetish, then we will bring it to you."

Twilight smiles devilishly. From the looks of it, Twilight was going to resort to teleporting herself into your house. You put your hands over your head, awaiting the shitstorm in which you had silently anticipated for quite some time now. Arguably, one could say that your jimmies were... rather... rustled. You peek out from under your hands. Twilight is still ranting, speaking at speeds that would easily pass that of Pinkie Pie. Is she turning into Pinkie?

"Umm, Twilight, I do not mean to interrupt your angry ranting but...", Fluttershy spoke up and said.

Twilight was still not paying attention, and continued to rant.

"Jeremy, you just had to play cat and mouse--", Twilight is cut off.

"TWILIGHT!"

"What, what is it Fluttershy? What?!", Twilight yells, not realizing what she is doing. Fluttershy whimpers. She ducks her head and nervously rubs her fore hooves together.

"B... Be-behind ussss..."

It seems that you were wrong, and not quite everything from the play had disappeared. Something was still there. You look, it was the giant squid prop from scene 69, or something similar. You've seen enough hentai to guess where this is going. You can not remember correctly. You watch, wondering how it managed to approach without anyone seeing or hearing it. Watching it squirm, you gasp as you realize that it is a real giant squid. You close your mouth as you finish your long gasp. You sit and wonder for a moment, what was the purpose of that squid again? You were only halfway paying attention, and it was from inside the house. You watch as the squid reaches a tentacle forward, and picks up the two ponies at the same time. Ends up you were right, you had seen enough hentai to guess where this was going. The tentacles began feeling the ponies in ways that squids should not feel ponies. Fluttershy seemed to be enjoying it, though, but then again she also seemed to be screaming your name as the squid "did its thing". The two ponies, in almost complete syncronization, scream out for help. You aren't quite sure if you should, though. You turn to your nifty instant tea making station. You make some tea and contemplate the situation. Looking out the window again, you see that the tentacles begin switching between feeling the ponies and slamming them towards the ground. With each slam, the ground shakes. You realize that this situation is serious. You sigh. You get up, and think:

I guess it's time to go save Twilight...

...and, uh, maybe Fluttershy too.