The Conversion Burearu: Your Weekly Address
TCB: Your Weekly Address
The camera spans over to Barack Obama and his anger translator, Luther.
"Greetings, my fellow Americans." Obama said. "And always with me, my anger translator, Luther."
"Hi!" Luther said, looking enraged at the camera.
"Now," Obama said. "I'm aware of how the bubble dome is directly under Princess Celestia's control."
"Hey! Celestia!" Luther shouted. "Keep fuckin around with that dome and SEE what happens!"
"And I must ask for the conversion bureaus to be closed down." Obama said.
"Enough of this grown-ass man wanting to be some frilly-ass pony shit!" Luther said.
"And within my term, and under my leadership, America has accomplished many great things." Obama said.
"Who killed Osama Bin Laden?!" Luther shouted.
"And on a side note, The Ponies for Earth's Resources, or PER-" Obama said before Luther interrupted him.
"Oh, what's that?" Luther shouted. "You want our shit?! I thought Equestria was soooo good, YOU FOUR LEGGED MOTHA FUCKAS!"
"Now Luther." Obama said. "You need to calm down."
"Dayum, Luther!" Luther scolded himself as he pointed his finger at himself. "You need to calm down, man!" He said as he left the screen.
"And also, the Humans For Equestria, or HFE.? Obama said as Luther came walking behind him to the other side of the screen.
"Oh, don't get me started on these mother fuckers!" Luther said. "Stabbing our asses in the back for what?! No hands?!"
"And I will now announce that from now on, ponies are outlawed in the United States of America." Obama said.
Then Luther jumped out of nowhere and into the camera. "THAT MEANS IF I SEE YOU PONIES, I WILL BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS!"
"And Finally," Obama said. "In a recent meeting with Princess Celestia,"
"I said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!" Luther said as he got behind Obama's chair again.
"I did not!" Obama quickly responded. "Anyways, Celestia has refused to agree with these terms, telling us we are no more than insects compared to her."
"Oh HELLLLLLLLL naw!" Luther said as he approached the camera. "You did NOT just call us insects! Well see how "insect" we are when I get over there and shoot you in the face!"