Nocturnal Savage

I have been waiting for a change to strike again, but there's no way because they don't sleep, all they do is patrol Ponyville's borders. I know that one day, they will think i'm gone. They cant patrol forever. One day, they will give up and everyone dies...

This night, i decided to a silent murder. Nothing like Heartstring's death, i won't even leave clues like when i murdered Caramel. My target this time was Cheerilee. She came home from work, while i was still investigating places. It's like she wants to be brutally murdered! She didn't do anything, she just went straight to bed. I'm okay with that, my job gets alot easier. After she fell asleep, i checked the path to the forest, right now it was clear, but it wouldn't be for long. I quickly just hit her in the brain with a pickaxe and took her body. It was a huge mess, but i would come to clean after i had taken her body to the forest. Damn her body was heavy.

I didn't have any other choice than go clean up the blood left on the path i went trough. Great. It was frustrating but worth it. I kept her body as a trophy. Don't you just love it when you come "home" and see a dead pony? I know you do. Her body was still bleeding which was really annoying. You couldn't cover the wound because all there was here were trees and leafs. This place was lacking fun too. I was cleaning my weapons and sharping them when i heard walking.  Somepony was walking in the forests. Great, my weapons are bloody and now an adorable little intruder. I grabbed my gardening scissors and went to search the source of the sound i just heard.

It was Snips and Snails. They were playing around with a shiny red ball, in my forest and while there's a killer in Ponyville killing everyone. Way to go. They were so busy playing with their goddamn ball that they didn't even hear my heavy breathing caused by my gas-mask. They finally noticed me when after i got right behind Snails. Snips yelled : "Snails, look out!" but Snails didn't have much time to react before i cut his head off with my gardening scissors. I guess with fury everything's possible. Blood was dripping from the body and the head, covering my gas-mask's lenses and forcing me to wipe them while Snips was running away. I ran after him just to trip on a log and hitting my face on a rock. My gas-mask's right lens shattered. I didn't care about it and barely got Snips captured before he reached Ponyville. I stabbed my gardening scissors in his eyes while he screamed. He died from the blood loss and i took his and Snail's body and brought them to my "home". I felt a little bad because of the fact that they were both fillies, but i really couldn't care less.

These situations just make me wanna sing : "The fools will all make fun of me, but i'll just laugh maniacally 'cause no pony's ever suffered like they will" and laugh like a maniac. After i got "home", i put Snail's head and body on the ground Snip's body next to his. Shortly after, i got a crazy idea. I would keep count on my body count. I took my gardening scissors, cut my finger a little bit , took a leaf and wrote 6 with my blood on it. I had killed Caramel, Heartstrings, Cheerilee, Snips, Snails and Rarity. Sadly, i was a fool and didn't take Heartstring's, Rarity's and Caramel's body here.

After i had marked my body count, i put the leaf under Snip's body so it wouldn't fly with the wind. I went to spy Twilight to see what she was doing. Even though they patrol the border, i still sneak past them all. Man, they suck at guarding. Twilight was sleeping. I wasn't sure why, but do i really care? I cut my finger again but this time wrote " Harry Warden made you fear..." on the wall and put books into random places and damaged some of them with my pickaxe. Even though they she doesn't who Harry Warden is, it will probably still freak her out. I left the library but this time a few ponies noticed me and chased me to the forest. They ran faster than i did but they tripped on logs and sticks. When they tripped, i saw that they were Bon-Bon and Trixie. I guess Bon-Bon saw me and came after me and Trixie was around. When Trixie saw what was going on, she came after me too. I'm still wondering why didn't she use magic to stop me? Whatever, i took my gardening scissors and stabbed them both in the head at the same time. I would have yelled "DOUBLE KILL!" if Ponyville wasn't so damn near. I dragged the bodies back "home", stumped my old body count leaf, acted like a emo once again and typed 8 on the leaf.

"There is no cure for insanity. It just keeps spreading...."