Gumball and Darwin's insane adventure in Equestria

by BlackShadow94

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Adventure, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1813

Sometimes, going to a new world is not the brightest of ideas. But hey, what are you going to do when your these two?

It's a normal day in Elmore...scratch that. It's never normal. And what's this? Gumball is building a rift gate? How the heck did do that? Everything turns fine until the rift gate implodes on itself, leaving only the inter-dimensional portal. And Gumball and Darwin, being the dimwits they are, go inside the portal. They find themselves in a land of butterflies, colorful backgrounds, talking ponies. And screams of agony....okay maybe not screams of agony. But one thing leads to another and the hilarious misadventures begin. Equestria is in deep dog droppings. I've said enough. Enjoy >:D

Published 2012-10-28 07:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-22 05:57:54 UTC

Gumball's Machine

Hello everyone, this here is my Amazing world of Gumball and MLP crossover fanfic...what in celestia's name have I done? Anyways, enjoy the story.

The sun was shining, smiling down upon the small town of Elmore. Literally. The air burst through the streets in a calm torrent of coolness. And the Watterson home, was quiet. Now that's impossible. It's typically loud with the shenanigans of, two boys. Gumball and Darwin. And today, while it was nothing unusual right now, it was about to become their weirdest adventure yet. How so? Well-

BOOM!

"Gosh darnit! Not again!" The backyard was drowned in black smoke, coming from a very futuristic appearing rift gate. Gumball was there, trying to configure it right, and in his attempt it blew right up, skyrocketing to space. Gumball sat up from where he fell, brushed the dirt off his blue fur and clothes. Glancing up at the sky, watching the rift gate ascend to the heavens. That too was literal. The heavens actually opened up and a halo floated above the machine. Gumball's brow raised slightly, his tiny little brain trying to process the sudden event.

Inside the house, away from the minor disaster was Darwin, who was sitting at the couch, playing you guessed it. Skyrim, the epic of the epic. He continued playing the game, smiling and unfazed by the explosion.

The house, in appearance was in better condition than the Robinson's house, due to a certain semi that fell from the sky and landed in Gaylord's house. Yes, that's his name. His first accusation was the Wattersons. An obvious statement no doubt. Why he hated the family is still debatable. Of course, the police couldn't bag any of the family members, for two reasons. One, it fell from the sky, so there's no way any of them could have done it. Two, he's called the cops numerous times demanding their arrest. Only to get himself arrested when he got out of hand. But the truth, Nicole was the culprit here. As the story goes, She was playing Black Ops 2, and some douchebag being a usual troll, called her these words.

A Furry.

Nicole snapped so hard, Chuck Norris actually said Ow. And in her fury, she grabbed a semi that was parked on the street and tossed it into the air with strength that rivaled even the hulk's. After that, the troll got-let's just say he won't be trolling anyone for a looong time. He's currently a resident in the bowels of Davy Jones locker. Her stomach. Yeah, that's what happens when you push her buttons.

From that point on, Nicole stopped playing the game, worried that she might uppercut miss Simian all the way to the sun if she snapped again. Even if that ugly, evil primate deserves it.

Gumball and Darwin wet the bed for three months after that incident, for they saw the full extent of their mother's rage.

On the screen, was the city Solitude, and next to Darwin's level 81, beast of a character-Leeroy Jenkins, was a guard. "I used to an adventurer like you, then I-"

SMASH! The Xbox controller was embedded into the TV, pieces of glass all around the magical square box. Electricity popping out from the shattered screen.

"Nope." said Darwin, as he walked away from the living room.

A few hours passed, and the odd machine was rebuilt. Lucky for Gumball, it did not explode this time, thank goodness. He was looking over a blueprint with intricate designs of the gate, many instructions labeled across it. It read, on the top: Gumball's machine. strange, what is he doing with those anyway. Hold on, isn't that from the lab?

"They were right here! Right here! I know they were, because I set them down." said the scientist. The lab was, egg-head looking. Of course. Professor Albert's face scrunched up, his eye brows joining together.

"Bob, you're fired." It must suck to be Bob.

How did he steal the blueprints? Why are you asking me?! I don't know, I just write the story ask him. As to why he did was simple. Boredom. It kills. That's why. Attached to the rift gate was several copper wires, protected by black insulators. Gumball was twisting the last bolt into place, when Darwin opened the back door, his eyes widened, and his jaw dropped. A grand piece of machinery stood before him, built by Gumball. If that's not a eye opener, I don't know what is.

"Uh...um...okay, my brain broke," said Darwin. "how did you build...this?" Darwin pointed an orange flipper at the object.

"Simple...a dollop of fairy dust." Gumball stated with a wide grin. Darwin's face went blank. Could the fairy dust have done it for him? NO. That would be stupid, albeit funny.

Gumball handed the blueprint to his fish friend. "What does it do?" said Darwin, looking over the blue page six ways through Sunday.

"Well I....I have no idea." Gumball hadn't thought about that. In all the time he was building this piece of junk, he never thought about what it does.

"You don't know? What were you thinking about then?"

Deep inside Gumball's mind-

"Yeah Penny, You can rub your peanut butter on my bread any day. Yeah...."

Ouch. That's going to haunt me in my nightmares.

"Oh you know, man stuff." said Gumball, crossing arms, back outside of his little dream that he keeps locked up inside his skull.

"Can you turn it on at least?" said Darwin. "He can turn it on, right?" He asked to no one in particular.

Yes. He can.

"Who are you talking to?" Gumball eyed his brother carefully, this was the weirdest thing Darwin's ever done.

"The narrator."

"What narrator?"

"You know, the guy who narrates stuff? That interesting nearly omnipotent voice that says everything we do?" Darwin explained. To Gumball, Darwin was spooking him a little.

"He sounds like a poser-OW!" A brick shot down from out of nowhere, knocking Gumball in the head. He rubbed his head painfully, wondering where the stone came from. That's what you get for insulting the narrator.

Another hour passed by, and the two brothers stared at the gate. Still unaware how to activate the dang thing. And gumball held an ice pack to his head. Darwin looked up, then back down. Then up again for he saw-The switch. Gumball saw it too, and tread on over to it, not paying attention to the warning word above it.

Warning! Do not press button, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. This button is malfunctional and will probably cause the machine to explode. But you'll won't listen, since you've just pressed the button and have doomed all of society. Nice job, nimrod. Have a nice day.

The rift gate shook violently and dangerously, like my brain having an aneurysm. Which it hasn't.

Without thinking, they turned around and leaped behind a pile of cardboard boxes, broken laptops and heavy black bags. Maybe body bags. The two of them looked on in safety, their black pupils shrunk down to smaller dots. Darwin, in a fit of a nervous breakdown, grabbed Gumball by the shoulders and shook like crazy.

"What's wrong with you!? You pressed the button when it said don't! What were you thinking this time?" Darwin's voice raised, loud enough to break the ear drums of the graybeards.

"Well I..." Gumball began, cut off by his brother.

"Forget what I said. We're are going to die! Die I tell you!" Darwin pressed his head against his brother's with one eye twitching and sweat all over him.

"Relax dude, it's not like it's a bomb or anything." Gumball pushed his brother off him, trying to calm him down. The machine counted down to detonation. Darwin's face burned intensely. "Whoops. Guess I spoke to soon, eh? But hey, you win some, you lose some."

Darwin let out a sighing breath. He had to agree, their was sense in Gumball's words. But the boy still pressed the darn thing when said don't. They stood there, awaiting their unpreventable end.

That's when the unexpected happened.

The rift gate.

Imploded on itself, instead of the latter. Leaving only a mysterious portal.

"I know I've said this before, but that...was anti-climatic. All I see here, is a portal.

Gumball nodded.

"Should we take a closer look at it?" said Darwin.

"Yes, you go check on the demonic portal while I stay here where it's safe." Gumball hid behind another box.

Darwin's stern gaze told him otherwise. "Alright, we'll both go inspect it."

They crept up to the rift slowly, examining it from opposite sides in lab coats, with spectacles. "You see anything wrong here?" said Darwin holding a clipboard, sporting Van Dyke facial hair along with Gumball.

"No, do you?" Answered Gumball.

"Nope, nothing. Not a darn thing. All I see is a normal, ominous large portal." An idea rushed to Gumball's brain. A better idea than the mullet.

"Screw it, let's go inside it." Okay, not a good idea.

"You know there's a saying right? Curiosity killed the cat?" said Darwin. Oh, here we go.

"Yeah?"

"You're a cat. Plus, we have no idea where this goes, it could land us in Miss Simian's underwear drawer."

They shuddered, no punishment would be worse than that. Ever. Gumball thought for a moment, and let it slide. "We'll never know until we try. So let's just go in, and see."

There was no arguing with him now. It was decided.

"Alright, let's do this." Said Darwin, putting on his most determined face.

"On the count of three, we go in. Ready?" Gumball pulled off the labcoat, spectacles and mustache, staring into the lifeless void. Darwin did the same.

"Ready." Darwin said.

"Alright, time's up, let's do this.....(You know what's coming.)...Leeeeeroooy Jeeeennkiins!" Both shouted as they jumped in.

Their lost souls.

They landed with a thud, smacking face first against the dirt roads of their unknown location. They stood up, putting their sprained spines back into place, dusting themselves off. In front of them, in utter surprise was the rainbow maned pegasus pony Rainbow dash. Swaggiest pony ever.

Gumball's eyes turned to that of a chibi's and jumped the pony, hugging it tightly in a fanboyish manner. Dash was not at all enthused. In fact, she felt violated.

"Ah! Help! R-A-P-E! R-A-P-E! Somepony get this thing off of me!"

Why is always her?

Now here is the random song for the chapter.

Author's Note

I had to do some major editing here. Mainly because I thought it needed tweaking. Hope you liked it...and if not, well...potato. I'm going to be unpublishing the other chapters so I can fix the problems in them. This has been BlackShadow94, the craziest son of a bitch ever.