Kitty Hitler has a turtle's liver up his nose
ATTENTION! THIS POORLY WRITTEN PEICE OF GARBAGE TAKES PLACE IN EQUESTRIA! IF YOU CANNOT SEE THAT THEN FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE COCKSLUT! AGAIN, THIS STROY TAKES PLACE IN EQUESTRIA! NOW NONE OF YOU CUM GARGLEING ASS LICKERS CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE. PRAISE JESUS!
Twilight the sea monkey was sitting in her library IN PONYVILLE reading about the magic of the holocaust when Rarity burst in rudly (becuase shes an austrailian rapist jew and thats how they are) and says to Twilight the banana monster "Yo bitch I gots a Mexican tied up in my basement! want to cum and shove sugar canes sticks up his urethra?' Twilight the Nazi Panda was all like 'No1 you silly nigger! I am mexican! and cast a spell at her tht turned rarity teh octopus pinapple iinto a pizza that twillight ate becuase she was hungry like that. Then she was all like "I wantz super powers to pwn teh noobz with mah super leet 30 no scoops becuase it compensates for my small vagina so i willz cast spellz on me that gives me leet hax) so she casts a spell on herself thatgave her a sea monky penis. She was all likes oh noes" becuase she liked being a girl and pissing blud once a month and getting abortions and stuffz so she tried to make it dissaper by masturbating it.
"Please go away Mr. Sea Monkey Penis. I enjoy being a female and would very much appriciate it if you would leave." Twilight the cat said to her sea monky penis in a british voice.
nu way! cried th3 sea monky penis becuase it like twilight the mexican jew's body becuase it was a dick and liked makeing pwetty unicornz upset. It was also a jew. Twilight had only 1 one opton, which was to have Rainbow dash use her magical nigger tits to earse the jewish penis with the power of nazism. so she took her dick to rainbow dash's cloud castle IN PONYVILLE. Raindow bash was all like Brutha I ant help ya! Iz just a nigger and I cant do sciency shit unless i haz zome grape soda and fried chicken an stuffz. Twilight then laughed in rainbow poodle's face becuase she remembered this picture
Rainbow MILF was all self concious over twilights laghufter so she killz herself (Rage quite! lol) by drowining in nigger piss. Twilight then realized she was racist so she ejeculated pizza sauce onto a cat. Twilight then realizd that with fluttershy waz deadzer then Chris Benoit the family man (May he rest in peace) she couldn't get rid of her new sea turtle dick.
the foll0wing peplz are gay dez niggas
It was a bright and colorful day when a robot ninja nigger came down from outer space and butt raped the queen of england who was somehow in canterlot. Was what Twilight red to her new dick. It has been all like 2 yers scince she gotz her dickie micknickie and had grown a friednship with it becuase they both hated jews. The author of this story just came bukets becuase he was raping a cat. Zecora had died becuase she was in a gang and was killed becuase she ran out of grape soda and killed herself and rarity was still dead and so was fluttershy. Rainbow dash iz a nigger. and apple jack was.
anywayz you niggers twilght was all like reading her dick a story while she masturbated itr. and then the queen of england died and the world was made a better place becuase america, england, germany, poland austrailia and every othe countrie aside from irqau was destroyed and even that was taken over by the taliban and everything was gudz bexcuz the wemenz were lockd in the kitchen and all the gays were like, deds. lol
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Twlight was all liek, oh noles, owlowishes (the wing fag) was b eing beaten with a craftsm3n wrench by a nude blackz man who was mastruybating by shoving milk bottles up his anus,
But then hitler came t lif and was all like, don't worry owl fag! iz a safe u! and then he gassed the nigger with his fartz and the nigger was all like oh noez! i ded! praise satan! and then ejacularted all hiz bludz and died like thatz. Lol twilight thought becuase she was a rcsist cunt who hated niggers. so in thnks. for, his ! service? twilight^ began& to. Suck" hitlers# fat* cock(. lol punshuation is teh leetz niggers! andf then hitler acame buckets all over owlowishes corpes becuase he died becuse he was a niggerrt o.
then twilight remebered she was a jew so she was all like oh noes! hitler will wants to gass me to! that litter nigger! so she killed hitler by stranguling him with his own penis.abortions r teh funniz.
den rainbow pic was all likes twilight the queen of england is not dedz! she trying to take over th world with ther army of british faggots! so twilight and rainbow das h killed spike (The little nigger) aND set course
to england. when they got thweir all the british peoplez turned ghay bercuse thats how british dudez r. so they pulled out the fully atuomatic .44 magnums wit extended magazines and flamthrower attahcemenst and started killing the gay british fags. who were also jewish. Seamen was everywhere on the authors key board so he forced a 5 year old to licke it off and then killed her.
after like, two team death matches in C0D twilight and spike were all like deys to many brityish pepples! we needz jhitler! so rainbow dash ejaculated upon hitlers grave (She ejaculates gravey, NIGGER gravy and was all like and the n hitler woke up and was all like (Oh noes! teh jewsa rell birtis h and gay nowz! so he killed all the british faster than you could rape the queen of england with a soaggettie strainer.
and then all the teh gay british fags were more nonexistant than justin beibers ballsack. their was all like world peace becuse all the terrorists were dedz and only gays can be terrorists becuase thats just howe gay dudz are.
FUCK ALL NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS! GOD HATES BRONIES! AFTER LIKE NINE MORE WORDS I ONLY NEED TWENTY
fuck this shit.
After the epic battle between Hitler, The gay british jews, and Twilight and Rainbow, Hitler went back to death and Twilight And Apple Jack were sitting on the library's couch.
"Yay!" Twlilght said. Now that all the niggers, jews, faggots and bronies are dead jesus can finally be happy!"
Rainbow dash sighed and shook her head. "Jesus cant be happy untill all involved in the makeing of this fic are dead."
so they all gotz m 14 ebrs, beat the author to dearth with a craftsmen wrench while he strangled himself wit h a belt and jacked off to zebras having sex on the discovery channel.(Yeah, I like that! wana fight about it?) and then killed themselvels. so with everything every where in the universe dead, god could be happy.
AGAIN! THIS TAKES PLACE IN PONYUVILLE YOU NIGGGGGERS! oSAMA BIN LADEN WA GUD AND SO WAS HITLERZ COCK
