Falling for Pinkie

by Acedce

Rating: teen
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Human, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Fluttershy, Mr. Cake, Sex
Length: 2160

Bill and Pinkie have a day off... Or not

Just a story I wrote and fixed but deleted by accident due to not understanding how this website does things. Anyway its a first person romance human X Pinkie. No clop

Published 2012-10-29 04:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-29 04:30:01 UTC

Falling for Pinkie

Falling for Pinkie

The whole world seemed to spin around me as I sat down on Pinkies couch. We

had been drinking wine when Zecora walked over with some drink from her

native land. Let’s just say I was falling on my ass before I finished my first glass.

“Damn Pinkie did Zecora say what the hell was in that stuff?” Pinkie was looking

at the other side of the couch when she answered my question, “She said it was

banana rum I think.” “Ugh, the whole world seems be spinning!” I said holding the

sides of my head and squeezing my eyes shut. “You mean like on earth?” Pinkie

said still looking at the other side of the couch. “No, on earth we don’t feel the

spinning becau-” I was cut off, unable to finish my sentence due to the vomit

rising in my throat, I ran to the toilet and threw up nothing but clear liquid that

burned like hell. “You were right it was banana rum!” With great effort I pulled

myself up and sat back down on the couch. About five minutes had passed

when I discovered why Pinkie was looking at the other side of the couch, she was

too drunk to get up! “Here I’ll help you up Pinkie.” I carefully picked her up and

fell right back down with her landing in my lap. “Close enough.” Pinkie said with a

giggle. “Shhhh… Damn I haven’t felt like this since I came to this world”. Granted

the feeling wore off pretty quickly after I landed, but none-the-less it felt the

same. It was about a year ago when I found myself in a dark void, spinning around

not knowing where the hell I was going to end up. I had woken up in a hospital

thinking I had been hit by a car, only to find out that I had been transported to a

new world filled with colorful, talking ponies! But after a few weeks I had gotten

used to this new place and had made many friends and even had a place to call

home. “Do you miss your home?” said Pinkie. “Something’s I miss but it ain’t the

people, trust me all of them are grade A assholes.” Pinkie gave me a weird look

when I said asshole. ”Back on earth an asshole is a jerk.” I said with a sigh, already

knowing what she was going so ask. She nodded with understanding then asked

“Are you the only one who was nice?” “No but sometimes I felt like I was which is

why I like it here so much, everypony is nice to me and don’t care that im

different, well don’t care anymore.” Pinkie laughed at that, I could see her looking

back to when I first came here and how everyone reacted to a bipedal, mostly

hairless, creature suddenly slamming into the ground knocked out cold in front of

them! As I watched the pink pony think back to my first days here from me asking

the Cakes for a job baking, to the many parties I joined her in planning, I began to

notice that I had grown very fond of her and sometimes found myself thinking of

her while I’m alone. I even would go as far to say as I’ve kind of fallen for her and

hope she felt the same way for me. “Ummm… Pinkie?” “Yes?” The rum had been

worked out of my system for a while now but she still seemed to be quite drunk.

“Do you want to, I don’t know; go out to the Everfree forest sometime?” Well I

fuck that one up, I thought to myself. “Are you asking me out on a date?” Pinkie

said with a smile. “Well, yes I guess I am asking you out.” Dear god let this work!

“You’re not put off by the fact that I’m not human?” Pinkie said with what I guess

was a raised eyebrow, kind of hard to tell with ponies. “No… Should I? I mean its a

little odd being so different physically but mentally were almost the same

person.” It was true, me and Pinkie had a mental connection. When we planned

parties we never disagreed with each other and had some of the same ideas, I

even wore pink to a party because that was the dress code! Even now as I looked

into her eyes I felt like I had known her all my life instead of one short year. “Sure,

I’ll go out with you, but do you really want to go to the forest? There are sooo

many other places we could go.” “Anywhere in particular?” I said “I don’t know of

much outside of Ponyville.” “We could take the train to Canterlot and get

something to eat.” Pinkie said with a smile. I had noticed that she like riding

trains, most likely due to meeting new people, and would take one to any place to

far to walk. “Ok, and tomorrows our day off so it’s perfect.” There was a pause as

Pinkie thought about it. “So ummm… I guess I’ll see you tomorrow?” “Well even if

we didn’t have a plan you would see me, we live in the same house silly.” Pinkie

said giggling off into her room. “I wonder if James Bond ever felt like this.” I said

to myself kicking off my shoes and laying down. I wonder if there’s a new actor

playing Bond now.

I woke to the sound of birds chirping outside my window so I got up to shut it

when I noticed Fluttershy teaching the birds a new song. It didn’t take long for the

yellow pegasus pony to notice me in the window and flew over to greet me.

“Good morning two legs!” she said in her usual whisper. “Good morning

Fluttershy, and please just call me Bill.” Fluttershy giggled at the name, I

should have remembered that a normal sounding name is odd here in Equestria.

“So what’s new with you?” Fluttershy said. I looked over my shoulder to make

sure no one was there and whispered “I finally asked Pinkie out and she said yes!”

Fluttershy squeed with joy. “Oh, that’s wonderful news! Where are you taking

her?” “Well I was hoping you knew some place fancy in Canterlot.” Fluttershy

seemed to go deep into thought. “I think the Royal Gardens near the palace

would be wonderful.” “Royal Gardens sound fantastic, thank you Fluttershy.”

Fluttershy smiled with joy, wished me good luck, and flew off to take care on

some animal. I heard hoof steps coming up the stairs followed by a knock on my

door. ”Just a second, I’ll be right there!” I said trying to buy some time to get

dressed. It felt warm out to I decided to put on some shorts and a tee-shirt that

Rarity had made for me. I opened the door to see Mrs. Cake sweating and looking

flustered. “You need something?” Suddenly a loud crash sounded from down

stairs. “Yes I do, I need you and Pinkie to watch the store today we just got an

order way over in Springfilly for a wedding cake and we need to get there fast!” I

tried to protest but my hands were tied. My contract stated that if this were to

happen I would have to help, even on a day off. “Well I guess I can.” I said, trying

to hide my reluctance. “Oh thank you Bill! We’ll give you two tomorrow off.” “You

better wake up Pinkie and tell her yourself, she might think I’m pulling her leg.” As

Mrs. Cake trotted off to Pinkies room, I pulled off my shorts and put on a clean

pair of pants. I was reaching for my boots and a pair of socks when I heard Pinkie

groaning. I kind of chuckled knowing that Pinkie was as unhappy as me. Mrs. Cake

walked out with Pinkie following. “Thanks again you two for agreeing to take

over, we’ll see you tomorrow!” Both me and Pinkie waved goodbye as she started

down the stairs but she stopped at the doorway and turned to me and said “By

the way Bill, the Royal Gardens is a lovely place.” As she walked down the stairs I

couldn’t help but wonder how the hell she heard me from all the way down there.

The Cakes left with the wedding cake they had made when Pinkie and I were

asleep leaving us to mind the store. Pinkie was in the kitchen baking while I

watched the counter and swept the floors. It had been about an hour before

someone came through the door. “Can I help you?” They placed a scroll and the

counter and left without saying a word. “That was weird.” I said to myself

wondering what was written on the piece of paper. I read the paper to myself the

balled it up, threw it, and calmly yelled “FUCK!” Pinkie ran in, afraid I had hurt

myself or something. “What’s wrong?” Pinkie said as she entered the front room.

“The Cakes are stuck in Springfilly until next Monday due to the bridge being

repaired.” Pinkie groaned and sat down on the floor. “What about our date?” she

said looking up at me. “I don’t know, I guess we’ll try again some other day.” I sat

down with Pinkie and we started talking and having a good time. At the end of the

day we were still sitting on the floor but now Pinkie had moved to my side and I

was running my fingers through her mane while she hummed some song she

knew or had just made up. “Well it’s just about time to close shop.” I said looking

at the clock. “It’s kind of sad, we could have had a wonderful day but we were

stuck here all day.” I turned my body to look Pinkie in the face and pressed my lips

to hers. The kiss lasted only a few second and after it broke I said to her. “Pinkie, I

got to spend all day with you and that’s all I ever wanted.” Pinkie stared at me for

what felt like an hour and then she started the kiss, her tongue in my mouth

before I knew the kiss started. I was caught off guard and fell on my back but

Pinkie kept up with me and never stopped and neither did I. After a while the kiss

broke and we just sat there looking into each other’s eyes. “Are you ready?”

Pinkie said. “I was just about to ask you the same thing.” We walked up to my room and got into my bed.

It was just past daybreak when I finally woke up with Pinkie right next to me. I

watched her as she slept for what felt like an eternity, thinking about what had

happened these two short years. I had fallen in love her and so had she with me. I

carefully got up so I wouldn’t wake her up and started getting dressed. I was

getting my pants on when I heard the door downstairs open and Mrs. Cake saying

something to Mr. Cake. Pinkie had now woken and looked at me with a smile.

“Good morning Bill.” “Moring Pinkie.” We looked at each other for the longest

time just letting our eyes talk. I walked over to Pinkie and kissed her. We broke

the kiss when we heard hoofsteps coming up the stairs. I hurriedly got my shirt on

and Pinkie hopped off my bed. Mrs. Cake knocked at the door and asked if she

could come in. “Sure just give me a second.” I was completely dressed but wanted

make sure everything was straight and all signs of what happened last night were

hidden also Pinkie had to hide in her room. I opened the door and let Mrs. Cake in

hoping she didn’t notice anything and if she did not to freak out or worse kick me

out. “Good morning Bill, I hope it we weren’t asking too much out of you staying

again yesterday.” “It’s ok but I thought you weren’t coming back till Monday.” I

said “Well there was a train which had extra room for out supplies and well, here

we are!” “And it’s good to see you back. So how’d the wedding go?” “Oh we

won’t bore you with the details but it went well even on short notice.” Pinkie now

stepped out of her room faking a yawn and looking surprised to see Mrs. Cake

back so soon. After Mrs. Cake retold her story she gave us today off and went

back down stairs. Pinkie looked at me and asked “So what do you want to do for

our overdue day off?” I thought for a second, smiled and asked “Wanna go to

Canterlot gardens?”

The end