A box has appeared on your doorstep, what do you do?

You really don't have much facial hair to shave so you just spend a few minutes making silly faces in the mirror, then you suddenly realize you don't have work, you were fired Friday. With this realization you decide to just go watch T.V. After watching cartoons for a few hours you look up and see it's 11:54AM.

"Almost lunch time, sweet." You say, slowly crawling out from the comfort of your blankets, you head over to your closet and throw on some comfy clothes and head for the kitchen. "Now what to eat..."

A)Muffin in the cabinet

B)Left over hamburger