A box has appeared on your doorstep, what do you do?

You set down your food on the count, step outside and pick up the box, you shake it around and hear a loud thud each time it his a side of the box, doesn't sound like anything you ordered online. You drop the box, it lands with a loud thud with a bit of a cracking sound, and head back inside to go look for a job online, you have bills to pay after all.

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You heartless bastards...