A box has appeared on your doorstep, what do you do?

by Some Guy Who Writes

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 889

A pony has appeared on your doorstep, what do you do?

STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS Choose your own adventure, determine the pony's ( or your ) fate!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-03 05:10:14 UTC

Start

Write down or remember your choices, some of these will be longer than others and depend on your choices, others do not, but for this to work right you need to know what choices you made, it will affect things later on, like I said, some will be longer then others. Enjoy!

You wake from a restless nights sleep, you sleepily look over to the source of the annoying beeping coming from your nightstand, and see your alarm clock, it's 8:37 AM.

A)Hurry out and get ready for work.

B)Go back to sleep.

Hurry out and get ready for work

You're about to go back to sleep, but something in your head causes you to double take at your alarm clock, 8:37AM....You're going to be late for work! You throw off the covers and throw your legs over the side of the bed. You quickly stand up, trying to run to the bathroom, but you trip; your feet got caught in the blankets you haphazardly threw off the bed. Crawling to the bathroom you manage to get into the shower without anymore disasters, hurriedly clean yourself, after your shower you step in front of the mirror....

A)Shave

B)Or not to shave

Go back to sleep

You remember that you were fired Friday and decide to go with the "Fuck it, I'm lazy" option, you roll up in your blankets and go back to sleep. You rouse from your slumber at 11:54AM.

"Almost lunch time, sweet." You say, slowly crawling out from the comfort of your blankets, you head over to your closet and throw on some comfy clothes and head for the kitchen. "Now what to eat..."

A)Muffin in the cabinet

B)Left over hamburger

Shave

You decide to shave, after all, it can't hurt to look your best, you trim up what little facial hair you have, then you suddenly realize you don't have work, you were fired Friday. With this realization you decide to just go watch T.V. After watching cartoons for a few hours you look up and see it's 11:54AM.

"Almost lunch time, sweet." You say, slowly crawling out from the comfort of your blankets, you head over to your closet and throw on some comfy clothes and head for the kitchen. "Now what to eat..."

A)Muffin in the cabinet

B)Left over hamburger

Not to shave

You really don't have much facial hair to shave so you just spend a few minutes making silly faces in the mirror, then you suddenly realize you don't have work, you were fired Friday. With this realization you decide to just go watch T.V. After watching cartoons for a few hours you look up and see it's 11:54AM.

"Almost lunch time, sweet." You say, slowly crawling out from the comfort of your blankets, you head over to your closet and throw on some comfy clothes and head for the kitchen. "Now what to eat..."

A)Muffin in the cabinet

B)Left over hamburger

Left over hamburger

You decide to go with the more delicious of the two, eating the left over hamburger cold, most food is better this way. You hear a knock at the door, you go to see who it is, when you open the door no one is there, you're about to close the door when you see a large box on your doorstep. Do you...

A)Leave the box outside

B)Bring it inside

Leave the box outside

You set down your food on the count, step outside and pick up the box, you shake it around and hear a loud thud each time it his a side of the box, doesn't sound like anything you ordered online. You drop the box, it lands with a loud thud with a bit of a cracking sound, and head back inside to go look for a job online, you have bills to pay after all.

End

(Click this for the next scene)

You heartless bastards...

Bring it inside

You set down your food and decide to bring in the box, but as you carry in the box you notice a lot of stickers and stamps covering the outside. Whatever it is it's been around the world by the looks of it, you eat the rest of your food and grab a small knife and cut through all the tape, you look inside.....

(Your previous choices determine what happens next, remember your choices)

A,A,A,B (not done)

A,A,B,B (not done)

A,B,B,B (not done)

A,B,A,B (not done)

B,B,B    (not done)

B,A,B    (not done)

Ending #1

As the door closes the box stays there motionless, no movement from within, one of your neighbors walks by and sees the damaged package, they peer into it and find....

"A rock? Who orders a rock?" They ask, tossing the rock into the torn box before walking away. Unbeknownst to them the large rock sheds a tear from it's nonexistent eyes

Ending #1

Muffin in the cabinet

You decide to go with the healthier choice and grab to muffin from the cabinet, as you munch away you hear a knock at the door, you go to see who it is, when you open the door no one is there, you're about to close the door when you see a large box on your doorstep.

A)Leave the box outside

B)Bring it inside