Chapter 5: Sex, Drugs, but no Rock n Roll

Trixie got her question answered as I pulled her in for a kiss.  Our tongues continued the dance they had started early this morning.  Her large breast pressed against my chest.  The tent in my pants returned, and the moistness in her loins returned as well.  My hands finding their place on the side of her thighs and her hands rested in my hair.  I relocated my hands to her chest for a softer resting place, I lightly squeezed and pinched at her nipples, hoping to get a moan out of her.  Thankfully it worked and now she was even more aggressive with her kisses.

        Trixie parted her lips from mine and put her hands on my jeans.  She unbuttoned them and jerked them off of my legs.  My underwear came next.  Huh, maybe she had been doing some homework while I was asleep.  She looked down at my manhood.

        “So this is what one of those looks like?”  She asked.

        “Uh... Yeah.”  I replied.

        “So what do I do with it?”  She asked.

        “Um...”  Fuck, I thought this shit was supposed to come natural.  Explaining and teaching is the fastest way to destroy a boner.

        “Well?  The Great and Powerful Trixie was under the impression that you knew.  You acted like you had this thing down pat... why is it shrinking?”  She asked.

        “Well without sexual stimulation the uh, ‘dick’ as it is most commonly referred to shrinks.”  I said.  I hope this plan works.

        “Well what kind of sexual stimulation does it need?”  She asked.

        Bingo.  “Well you see, mostly commonly you would either stroke it, or suck it.”  I said.

        “The Great and Powerful Trixie is required to either, put this in her mouth or stroke it?  I think I would rather stroke it.”  She said.

        Fuck!  “Well...”  Wait, think before you talk.  A beautiful girl is agreeing to stroking your dick.  Do you really want to push it?

        “Well that is a good choice.”  I said.

        Trixie smiled and grasped it then started to move her hand up and down.  My dick sprang back to life in a matter of a few seconds.  Thank God for being eighteen.  She kept stroking at a slow pace, but lacked the experience to go fast as time went on did.  Probably for the better, I don’t want to blow my load, that would be embarrassing.  She went for a few more minutes before her hand seemed to get tired.  I decided now was the best time to start fucking.

        “Ready for the real thing?”  I asked her.

        “There is more?”  She asked in a surprised manner.  She’s almost too innocent to fuck... almost.

        “Oh yeah, there is more.”  I said.

        I scooted her pussy closer to my dick and let her rest with it in front of her.  She looked into my eyes.  She seemed unsure, nervous even.  I guess I should probably talk her through what’s about to happen.

        “Do you have any idea what’s about to happen?”  I asked her, hoping she had put it together by now.

        “No, The Great and Powerful Trixie has never done this before.”  She said, sounding as innocent as she had the entire day I’ve known her.

        “Well, I’m going to stick this.”  I said, pointing to my dick.  “Into that.”  I said pointing to her pussy.

        “T-the Great and Powerful Trixie is r-ready.”  She stammered out after thinking about for a few moments.

        She positioned herself over my cock and slammed her pussy onto it.  Oh no...

        “AH!”  She screamed.

        The pleasure I got for it was amazing, but that sadly ended when she rushed herself off of my dick.

        “You didn’t tell The Great and Powerful Trixie it would hurt!”  She yelled.

        “I’m sorry!  I assumed that you wouldn’t just plop onto my dick.”  I said, trying to sound calm.  Maybe if I sound calm, she will be over it.

        “That really hurt The Great and Powerful Trixie’s... what do you call this?”  She asked pointing to her pussy.

        “Uh, pussy.”  I quickly said.

        “Yeah, that!  You really hurt The Great and Powerful Trixie’s pussy!”  She said.  Oh God, it’s hard not to laugh at that.

        “I’m sorry.”  I said.  “I should have warned you.”

        “The Great and Powerful Trixie... has forgiven you.”  She said.  For some reason, that seemed out of character for her.

        “Y-you do?”  I asked.  I feel as though Hell just froze over for some reason.

        “The Great and Powerful Trixie shouldn’t... I shouldn’t have did what I did.  Since my pussy is sore.”  She was saying.

        I held in a giggle.  God, that was funny.

        “I guess I’ll try... sucking on it.”  She said.

        I think I just saw a pig fly by my window.  That also seems out of character.  Well, I’ve never been one to turn down a blow job.

        Trixie slowly made her way from the floor that she fell on after being impaled by her own accord, to the couch that I was now sitting up on.  She positioned herself over my dick and thought about what she was about to do first.

“Is this going to hurt?”  She asked.

“Not unless you stick it in your eye.”  I replied.

“Why would I do that?  Whatever, The Great and Powerful Trixie will be the best at whatever this is called!”  She said, beaming with confidence.

“Actually it’s called a blo- ah... Never mind.”  I said as the warm, and wet sensations of her tongue and mouth embraced my cock.  It’s been too long since I’ve felt this.  She held her head there, clearly confused on what to do next.

        “Move your head back and forth.”  I said.

        She did just that, moving her head in a slow rhythmic fashion.  At least she knows not to bite down, that would be terrible.

“Try moving your tongue along it too.”  I instruct again, and again she takes my advice.

All the sensations are driving me close to the point of no return.  Should I tell what happens next, or should I let it be a surprise?  Last time she got surprised she jumped.  Oh God, that’s just painful to even think about.

“I’m close to-”  Before I could get that out a loud *BANG* along with other similar noises of destruction followed.  Oh God, now what the fuck is happening?

Trixie quickly removed her head from my cock, and jumped back.  Thank God there was no teeth contact.

“What in Celestia's name was that?”  She asked.

“I have no fucking clue, but something tells me more of my shit probably got fucked up.”  I said.

“Where did the noise come from?”  She asked.

“Probably downstairs, or ground zero as it’s starting to become.”  I replied.  “I guess I’ll go check it out.”

“The Great and Powerful Trixie will come with you!”  She shouted.

“Sure, why not.”  I said.  “If we die, at least I had one good day.”  I said.

I made my way down the stairs of my basement.  I heard a weird noise that sounded almost like electricity, and... something else.  After making my way down the second set of stairs I looked to the entertainment center.

“MOTHER FUCKER!”  I screamed.  I looked at the remains of my PlayStation 2.

“Why must the good systems die?  Why couldn’t it of been the Wii?”  I asked.

“YOU!”  Trixie suddenly shouted.

I turned around, and saw... I saw... a big fucking hole that had a purple pony inside of it.  It almost reminded me of the Stargate wormhole, only instead of blue background, it had a cartoony setting.  The purple pony, that also looked very cartoony, was staring at Trixie with a worried look on her face.  They seemed to be arguing about something.  Women.

“You embarrassed me!”  Trixie shouted.  “You made me the laughing stock of Ponyville, and now you say you’re here to rescue me?!  I think NOT!”

“You don’t belong here!”  The purple pony said.  What the fucking fuck.  Did that fucking pony form a sentence, and then present it in perfect English.  Drugs, somehow drugs.  I don’t know how drugs, but drugs.

“At least here people respect The Great and Powerful Trixie!”  She shouted.  “Well he does at least!”  She said, pointing to me.

“You said you could defeat one of the most powerful beasts in Equestria!  The whole town would of been destroyed if I wouldn’t of done something.  You brought that upon yourself Trixie!  Now come back to Equestria, you don’t belong here!”  She said, trying her hardest to convince Trixie to come back to wherever the fuck they’re from.

“No!  The Great and Powerful Trixie has decided to stay with Matt!  He... Well I don’t know how he feels about me, but I know I feel safe with him.  I don’t feel the need to be as arrogant around him, I feel safe!”  She shouted.

Trixie picked up a controller from the couch and threw it at the purple unicorns head.

*SMACK*

And with that, the Purple Unicorn was set off balance, and then fell out of the wormhole.  As soon as her whole body fell through the hole, a great light enveloped the room, and a loud boom sounded all throughout the house.  A energy bolt darted out from the source of the light and hit the entertainment center.

After the light died down, I unshielded my eyes and looked behind me, to see my entertainment center in ruins.

“WHY?!  WHY GOD WHY?!  WHY MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BURN!?”  I shouted.

I turned to see Trixie had been knocked out by... something.  And that there was now a woman with purple hair laying on her back.  Just like when Trixie first appear, she was also naked.

“So I traded an entertainment system for two hot naked chicks.”  I said.  “Nope.  Still sad.”