SCP-5284

by muffinflavouredcake

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 1271

Ok so I have no idea why I'm writing this, just an idea I had so I decided to share it.

I do not know what possessed me to make this, just an idea that came to me one night after looking at some SCP articles.

Honestly I'm not entirely sure if this follows the submission rules in regards to whether this is considered a story or not in the strictest sense.

Regardless, make of it what you will.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-29 21:28:54 UTC

An Uncontainable Party Pony

Item #: SCP-5284

Object Class: Safe (Euclid requested by several personnel)

Special Containment Procedures: No known methods of containment have proven effective on 5284.

It is advised to try as many different containment procedures as possible each time contact with 5284 is made.

(See containment attempt log for details)

Description: Subject is a small, bright pink equine roughly 4ft tall. Subject has an extremely curly mane and tail of a darker shade than the rest of its body, contact with subject has revealed its mane and tail to have a faint cotton candy smell. Designs of a trio of balloons (two blue, one yellow) are visible on each of the subjects flanks. It has identified itself as "Pinkie Pie" on numerous occasions.

SCP-5284 has a very large head in comparison to its body, and has two extremely large, blue eyes.

Researchers have suggested that 5284's anatomy should be incapable of sustaining life according to modern knowledge of biology, further research into how the subject is able to defy these laws is pending.

5284's personality and voice have been described as "that of an extremely excitable, friendly young child," however, subject has also on occasions been known to display intelligence and language expected of someone much older. Each time contact is made with subject, it attempts to make friends with every being it can find, including other SCPs. (See "Other SCP Contact" log for details on 5284's contacts with other SCPs, both planned tests and spontaneous contact)

Both D-class personnel and researchers have all stated that they have all felt nothing but happiness when in contact with 5284.

Subject has been observed to defy every single known law of physics on more than one occasion, this has resulted in several personnel requesting Euclid class on the grounds that the foundation does not know enough about the subject or its abilities.

When asked about its origin, subject states that it has "pinkie promised" not to reveal where it came from. Subject has given no information regarding its seemingly supernatural abilities.

Discovery: Contact with 5284 was originally made on ██/██/2010 in SCP-173's holding chamber. Personnel were observing 173 through security cameras placed in the holding cell, however, upon turning their backs for a short length of time, upon resuming observation 5284 had inexplicably appeared, staring at 173.

    Upon entry into the cell, subject was found staring into 173's "eyes," subject later stated that she was having a staring contest with 173, and wishes to finish their game another day.

Since then, 5284 has made numerous and unpredictable visits to various foundation sites each resulting in completely random and reportedly hilarious circumstances.

Containment Attempt Log:

Attempt 1:

Subject is asked to be escorted into a standard 10m X 10m X 10m holding cell, subject complies.

6 personnel (2 guards, 4 level 3 researchers) keep watch on the cell.

Approximately 5 minutes later, subject appears behind all 6 personnel with a loud and resounding "HEY!" Predictably, this resulted in all 6 personnel being extremely startled and Dr. ███████ nearly suffering a heart attack.

Attempt 2

Subject is escorted into a holding cell as detailed before.

Personnel evacuated surrounding area and security cameras placed in cell and in numerous surrounding corridors.

Approximately 30 seconds after observation of cell is started, 5284 is seen to "plaster itself with an abnormally large and almost unsettling grin," upside down onto the "inside" of the screen being observed by Dr Gears. This resulted in Dr Gears falling backwards off of his chair whilst uttering an unusually high pitched yell.

It is unknown how this 5284 was able to do this as the cameras used to record only had a maximum glass width of 3cm

Other SCP Contact Log:

SCP-272 "An Old Iron Nail" (Planned test, attempt at possible containment)

272 dropped on subjects shadow, impales floor underneath as per usual procedure. Upon finding that she was unable to move due to 272 going through her shadow, 5284 simply shrugged and walked away, somehow leaving her shadow behind.

SCP-999 "The Tickle Monster" (Spontaneous contact)

5284 assumed to randomly appear as usual inside 999's pen. The two discovered together due to the high volume of laughter being emitted by both subjects. Subjects allowed to play together until 5284 said that it was time for her to leave.

Before leaving, 5284 was asked what she smelt when with 999, she stated: "It smelt of the bestest most fabuloutastic cupcake I've ever smelt!"

SCP-978 "Desire Camera" (Planned test)

When photographed by 978, the image showed 5284 [DATA EXPUNGED]

Note: Attempts to find out information on 5284's origin and living location are to be increased

Upon his request, guard ████████ had a photograph with 5284, the photograph showed [REDACTED]

It is in best interests that Mr ████████ undergo a full psychiatric evaluation, and that 5284 is not shown what is depicted in the photograph

SCP-343 "God" (Spontaneous)

Subject discovered with 343 in its cell, having a drink of an unknown brand of sarsaparilla whilst playing cards. (No one knows how 5284 was holding them, including 343) Subject won, 3 games to 2.

When later questioned, 343 stated: "That was one of the best games I've ever played, I would very much like to do that again. Furthermore, it may be in your foundations best interests to know that I have no knowledge of 5284 prior to this, she isn't one of mine, but somehow I'm still able to see her, I won't pretend that this doesn't concern me."

SCP-682 "Hard-To-Destroy Reptile (Unplanned, predictably)

During a visit from 5284, subject was observed to start twitching around its mouth and front-right and back-left legs. Upon this, 5284 began to frantically urge all nearby personnel to leave the facility. Shortly after this behavior, a containment breach was attempted by 682. Standard evacuation procedures were carried out and guards set up standard defenses ready to force 682 back into containment, contact with 5284 was lost during evacuation.

The following audio log was obtained from the corridor just outside of 682's holding cell:

There is silence, assumed to be due to 682 regarding 5284, unsure what to make of it.

682: "What... Is that?"

To this, 5284 responded by saying "Oh, it's nothing. Just my CONFETTI CANNON!"

At this moment, an incredibly loud bang and a "splooching" sound were heard. Upon personnel reaching the scene, 682 (and a very large portion of the corridor) were found covered in an extremely viscous and sticky substance, later described as smelling of "Delicious chocolate cake batter." 682 had been forced back into its cell by the force of the "cannon," this allowed 682 to be put back into its standard containment measures.

Subject was later thanked by Foundation personnel, to which she replied: "Oh it's OK, my pinkie sense told me that he was a real grumpy-wumpy meanie meanie pants."

Soon after this, SCP-5284 dissapeared once again.

Addendum:

The following information regards a unique visit from 5284 upon which it brought something with it, namely, a plate of cupcakes.

D-1709 was brought to where one of the cupcakes was being placed, (in this case, a chocolate cake with pink icing). D-1709 was then instructed to eat the cupcake, to which he asked, "is this some kind of joke?"

Upon being prompted again, D-1709 took a bite from the cupcake, upon doing this the subject proceeded to devour the entire thing in roughly 9 seconds and then lick the plate in an attempt to get any loose crumbs, no unusual effects were observed.

When asked about the cupcake, D-1709 said, "That was the best mother[EXPLETIVE REDACTED] thing I've ever tasted."