Daring Dash

by Slingshot619

Rating: everyone
Tags: Daring Do, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 2681

It's Rainbow's birthday! and what does her friends do? I think you know.

It's Rainbow's birthday! And her friends have a huge surprise planned out. Will it make Rainbow happy? Yes! Will they get hurt or injured? Probably. Will they make it out alive? Probably not.

Published 2012-10-31 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-01 01:23:32 UTC

Preparation

Preparation

Special thanks to ISKV for the idea. This is just a short fun little story that I will be writing until I can think up of something else to write.

The cyan blue mare known as Rainbow Dash woke up, she rubbed her large, saucer-panned eyes. She felt the sunshine wash over her and cover her sleek fit body in rays of warm golden sunlight. She stretched and yawned for a while before hopping off her bed and onto her four hooves. She let out one last yawn before setting out to the bathroom.

She entered the shower and turned the knob, ushering forth jets of hot steamy water. Rainbow encased her hooves in soap and scrubbed herself down. She finished her shower, stepped out and looked into the mirror, her gorgeous rainbow mane was wet and flat, her sleek cyan blue body shone in the sunlight, and her tender magenta eyes looked incredibly seductive.

Rainbow Dash picked up a towel and furiously rubbed her wet rainbow mane, giving her that rugged hairstyle she always wore. She stared in the mirror, content with her good looks and trotted out the bathroom. She went to the living room where a cupcake sat on a plate. Just waiting to be devoured.

Rainbow sat herself down and took a bite out of the delicious little delicacy. She had the feeling that today was supposed to be special. She wracked her brain trying to remember, it was probably not that important if she didn't even bother to remember it.

She lodged the muffin in her mouth and went to the door. A pink envelope was on the floor, it smelled of freshly baked goods. A sure fire sign that it came from Pinkie Pie. Rainbow picked it up with one hoof, the other hoof was used to dislodge the cake. She read the letter out loud while chewing a mouthful of cupcakes, crumbs and bits sprayed out as she spoke. How lady like.

The letter said:

Dear Rainbow Dash:

It's your birthday! I guess you probably already know that, since it is your birthday after all. Anyways I'm throwing a birthday party for you down at Sugarcube Corner. That's it I guess, so Okey Dokey Lokey!

Your friend Pinkie Pie

Rainbow facehoof'd herself for being so forgetful. It was her birthday, how anypony could forget their own birthday even she didn't know. She quickly downed the muffin, Rainbow Dash kicked the doors open and leaped into the sky. She felt the wind blowing past her ears as she fell towards the ground. Then, at the last second, she pulled up and glided her way to Sugarcube Corner. Rainbow knew for a fact that Pinkie had already decorated and gathered everypony. Whether they liked it or not.

Rainbow Dash landed in front of Sugarcube Corner. She pushed open the door and was met by five ecstatic mares. Rainbow stared at the cheerful scenery in awe before returning to her normal brash, bold self again.

"Thanks guys!"

Rainbow made her way to the snack table where she found a mountain of frosting covered muffins. She picked the most beautiful specimen and eyed it carefully.

"Me and Applejack baked those. We used the same recipe as the MMM cake that we brought to the desert festival."

Rainbow licked her lips and stuffed the cupcake in her mouth. She chewed and swallowed while her mind processed the extravagant explosive fruity taste.

"Say, it taste a bit different."

Rainbow saw that Pinkie was trying to hold in her laughter. Applejack accompanied her, the two mares had their faces blushing furiously as they tried to contain their laughter. Rainbow had already swallowed the cupcake, and watching Pinkie and AJ like that was really making her paranoid.

"What did you do?"

All of a sudden, the world seemed to spin. Rainbow felt lightheaded as she stumbled around. She felt really dizzy. She tried to grab hold of something to balance herself, but she ended up falling flat on the floor. Her vision blurred as she slowly passed out.

The five ponies watched as their cyan blue friend remained motionless, Applejack came forth and gave a light kick to the mid-section, no response. A huge grin formed on their faces as they confirmed that Rainbow Dash was out cold.

"Okay girls! Get to work!" Twilight said

Applejack lifted Rainbow on her back and carried her to Rarity's carousel. It wasn't easy, but after almost dropping Rainbow into the lake and a few bumps here and there, they made it.

Applejack set Rainbow down and watched as Rarity pulled out a tray of vials, hair dye. There were three shades of gray another was sandy brown. Rarity set it down and pulled out a tan and pith helmet, and vest from a chest nearby.

Giving an unconscious pegasus a bath is not easy. Rarity had to dye her mane, tail and wings together with her cyan blue fur. Rarity had to make sure the dye got everywhere. Even the more, um sensitive parts couldn't be left out. When she was done, Rarity was soaking wet. But at least her job was done. Next was clothing. Aw snap.

The vest was surprisingly easy to put on. Now, all they needed to do now was to put the hat on, build a temple with booby traps and treasure, find a monkey with a hand on the end of his tail. But just in case, they had to prepare the casket, dig up the grave and gather her family.

The temple had been built ages ago. With the help of some magic and muscle, it was up in no time. And by no time I mean 5 years. As for the monkey, Twilight had transformed a regular monkey into the mutant it is now. Much to the horror of Fluttershy.

Now all they needed to do now was bandage up Rainbow's wing, drag her to the woods, (That are filled with snakes, tigers and various other animals by the way) patiently wait for her to wake up and start her adventures as Daring Do and pray that Rainbow doesn't kill herself.

Wow, Rainbow's screwed isn't she?

The Sapphire Statue

The Sapphire Statue

This chapter is rushed I guess. But hey I'm not setting out to write award winning story am I?

Rainbow Dash woke up and rubbed her eyes. She only remembered stuffing that delicious little cupcake in her mouth, asking Pinkie and AJ a question then passing out. She was going to have to give them a nice cupcake sized bruise.

Rainbow rubbed her head again. She noticed that her arms were of different color. She took a closer look and noticed her fur was now sandy brown. She found a little puddle of crystal clear water. She stared into it and found the one and only Daring Do staring back.

She tried to process what she saw. At first she thought that the puddle was a portal to a alternate dimension (Naturally). But upon closer inspection, she found out that she was Daring Do.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!"

Rainbow checked herself out, her mane was now three shades of gray, her coat completely sandy brown. She even had the costume. Even her cutie mark was now that of Daring's. Rainbow Dash tried to remember what she was supposed to do first.

"Oh right! Find the temple!"

Well, I guess this is the part where i'm supposed to tell you guys to go away if you don't want to read about how Rainbow Dash miserably failed everything. Though Dash will not fail instantly, she will fail eventually.

RD heard a growl come from somewhere. Rainbow came face to face with a full-grown tiger, thanks to a little training from Fluttershy, it was instructed to only snarl and roar so Rainbow wouldn't kill herself right away. Dash leaped backwards and stared at the tiger. She tried to remember exactly where Daring went.

"That way! I think."

Rainbow didn't care. She rushed for ward, weaving in and out of the trees, eventually she found herself facing the same obstacle Daring had faced. The chasm.

In the middle of the large hole was a vine. Rainbow leaped with all her might and caught the vine. She turned to do a raspberry to the large cat and ended up crashing back-first into the temple. Twilight and the gang, (Who were watching from the shadows) winced as they saw their friend slowly slide down the side of the temple.

"Was that supposed to happen?" Pinkie asked

She fell down and landed on the stone path that led to the huge majestic structure. She did a hoof pump, ignoring the intense pain in her spine. She walked up the stairs that led into the temple. And just as the book went, the smell of decay and danger hit Dash. Actually, the "decay" was just a bunch of dirty diapers that had been left out for the month (Don't tell Rainbow).

Dash walked through the dimly lit hallways. The bugs crawled around her hooves, luckily not a single one was crushed or squished much to the delight of Fluttershy. Except maybe that ladybug, and that scarab. Don't tell Flutters. Please.

Rainbow Dash stared at the bones that littered the hallways. These in fact were real bones, Pinkie had gave them to Twilight after she requested for them. How Pinkie got them nopony knows.

Shortly afterwards, Rainbow stepped on the pressure plate and three iron axes flew out of nowhere. Rainbow managed to duck, but she completely forgot about the pit. She fell in to the hole, it wasn't very deep, Rainbow could still poke her head out. She leaped out the hole just in time as the flamethrowers got to work and singed Rainbow's flank.

Rainbow proceeded to crawl forward as the alligator's came swinging down from the ceiling, again Fluttershy had trained them to only nip at Rainbow.

Rainbow Dash got up and leaped into the air as a huge iron ax came swinging and almost cut Rainbow in half. She made it across. The arrows were cut out, simply because Twilight knew for a fact that Rainbow would kill herself right there. She made it past the spikes in the hole (Which were foam by the way) and made it to the other side.

As soon as Dash reached the other end, the whole room shook as parts of the wall came crashing down. She slid down a vent before the traps could activate. She escaped arrow less, though the same couldn't be said for her hat. She plucked the arrows out and forged on.

"Wow she's doing better than I thought she would." Twilight mused

She scanned her surroundings and watched as a ray of sunshine revealed a blue statue, a two headed jackal? Wolf? Dog? had his paws on the emerald that was in his stomach.

Rainbow's eyes shone in excitement as she approached the Sapphire Statue. She suddenly remembered the floor boards. She stopped and examined the golden tiles. She already knew the original code, just step on the rats. Rainbow made her way across easy peasy lemon squeezy.

She climbed the stone pedestal that held the treasure. Instead of examining it like Daring did, she plucked the statue off the pedestal and prepared herself for the lava. She watched as the floorboards collapsed. Rainbow tried to remember what Daring had done.

"Oh yea! Hop on the columns."

The columns collapsed one by one, Rainbow Dash hopped her way towards freedom. She bit the edge and followed Daring's footsteps by getting blasted into the sky and crashing down hard on the dirt floor. The gang breathed a sigh of relief. For a moment there Rainbow Dash was legitimately in danger. That lava was for real.

Rainbow Dash looked up as the statue was picked up by the one the only Jason Vorhees! Naw just kidding. It was Ahuizotl. As mentioned before, Twilight had managed to transform a monkey into what it was now. But, she had managed to use a mind control spell so Ahuizotl wouldn't scratch his butt.

Again, as homage to the book, the damn primate blowed the cat whistle and the four felines showed up with their deadly assortment of weapons. Rainbow Dash sighed as Twilight tried her best to make the mutant primate laugh.

Eventually they tied Rainbow Dash up on some kind of altar. Surprisingly no rape occurs. Instead the makeshift Ahuizotl said the same words and pulls a lever, waves goodbye, and leaves with his cats, while the room begins to rumble. The walls start closing in, spikes extend from from sockets on the walls, spiders crawl over the spikes, cobras issue from the mouth of an ornament on the wall, and quicksand starts pouring into the room.

Rainbow tipped her hat off and slingshot it across the chamber, instead of ricocheting everywhere and eventually hitting the lever, the hat flew for about a millisecond and dropped down into the quicksand.

"For the love of-" Twillight said while doing a face hoof.

Rainbow panicked as the walls started to close in. Twilight used her magic to lift the lever up. The walls reverse, the sand lowers, and a door leading to the outside opens. She breaks free and says the four words that had originally come out of Daring's own mouth.

"Another day, another dungeon."

Dash quickly finds a vine and swings, searching for what was rightfully hers. She found Ahuizotl sitting on a throne, petting the house cat.

"With Daring Do out of the way, the world will suffer mightily at my hands. I am victorious!" He laughs maniacally and holds up the sapphire statue with his tail-hand.

Rainbow swings down on her vine and snatches the statue, but, instead of leaping off onto the ledge, she missed it, swung back down and continued swinging like a pendulum in front of Ahuizotl. Dash let out a shy laugh as the fake Ahuizotl facepalmed. He reached his hand out and with all his strength, pushed Rainbow. She swung and crashed into a tree. Double fail.

The gang rushed to her aid as Rainbow lied motionless. She was unconscious. How convenient.

"Well, we were going to just launch Pinkie out of the cannon. Looks like that won't be necessary." Twilight said

Applejack picked the motionless RD up and together they made their way back to Ponyville.

In The End

Twilight and the gang walked back to Ponyville glad that Rainbow Dash hadn't killed herself during the process. Somewhere along the way, Rainbow started to wake up.

"Hi guys."

They all turned to see Rainbow starting to stir. She slid off AJ back and rubbed her head. Everyone panicked, they didn't know what to do, all except Pinkie that is.

The hyper-active pink mare pulled out a enormous wooden mallet from out of nowhere and hit her on the head. Rendering Rainbow unconscious. Again.

Twilight and the gang set out again, heading toward Ponyville. They finally managed to arrive, crossing the stone bridge, they made their way toward Rarity's carousel and upon arrival proceeded to hand out high-fives all around. But that all ended when they did the head count.

Somepony was missing, and only now did AJ realize her back seemed to be free of any weight. They watched in disbelief as a unconscious sandy brown pony floated down the river, Rainbow must've fallen off while they crossed the bridge. A fact that Twilight did not like at all.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Twilight doesn't always swear. But when she does, she's probably really pissed. Twilight and the gang watched as the sandy brown mare floated down the stream motionless.

"I give up. Wanna go grab lunch?"

The other four mares nodded and off they went. Leaving Rainbow Dash to fend for herself. Like I said, what great friends.

This is just a short crappy chapter I'm gonna write before I start the countdown to season three (HELL YEA!). You guys wanna write what happens next I insist. But please PM me before you do.