Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong

Meeting the ponies

I had been walking for about 12 minutes while listening to the IPod I had in my pocket. Now there were no sign of life, other than the plant life. It was way to quiet out here. I knew then I was being watched. I don't know what it was, but I ignored it. Maybe if I leave it be, it won't bother me. I keep on walking. I continued to feel whatever was watching, and it was starting to annoy me. Five minutes later I could see a clearing. I started to jog toward it, but I realized two things. One whatever was watching me jumped out of where ever it was. It a blue haze, like a spirit or something, floating in front of. And two I felt stronger and lighter.

I then heard a voice. It sounded VERY familiar. “Where do you think you are going? We are going to be spending a lot more time together." 'What does that mean?' The strange entity then began to take a shape. It had four legs, two forelegs and two hind legs. A tail and hair looked like it was made of the same haze. It was pitch black and looked like it was wearing armor, which was blue. It had midnight blue eyes and was about 3' 8" tall. In all it looked like a black horse, but slightly different. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, this is Nightmare Moon.

'OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS!' I mentally shit myself, but I kept a calm face and took a defensive stance.' Wait, if that is Nightmare Moon, then that means that I am in Equestria, I am much taller than I thought I would be compared to this pony.’ "You have nothing to fear, oh tall and handsome one. I have no intentions of hurting youuuu." 'Handsome, does she not see my face.' She is acting weird and she looking at me like I'm a piece of meat, which she could devour at any time. "All I want to do is spend some quality time with you." We were making eye contact the whole time and I could tell that the look in her eyes was one of lust. I had never seen one before, but I have read about what they look like, and I could see the signs.

I didn’t want to say anything about the fact that I knew about Equestria quite yet, and not to someon- sorry somepony that was a supposed villain. “That’s ok ma’am, I’m just looking for the nearest town to get some help for my hand and maybe a place to stay until I figure out what I’m going to do next.” “But why would you want to leave me, am I not good enough for you”, she said while showing a puppy dog expression. ‘Now that just looks ridiculous, Nightmare Moon giving me the puppy dog eyes. I would never of guessed that would happen to me. However, I still need to get out of this situation. Just play it cool and calm. Do not shit your pants.’

“No, there is nothing wrong with you, it’s just that I just arrived here, where ever here is, and my priorities are more of getting help for my injured hand.” ‘Nice on Connor, you just might make it out of here with you balls intact.’ She then said, “who said you had a choice”. She took a step closer to me. She was only three feet away. ‘How did I know this wouldn’t be that easy’, I mentally kicked myself. ‘Looks like I’m going to have to fight my way out of this.’ I took a fiercer fighting stance. “If you don’t leave me alone, I’m going to have to hurt you.” ‘Oh like that is going to work.’

“Well if you won’t go willingly, then were going to have to do this the hard way.” Her horn glowed softly, but nothing ever happened. We both stood there for a minute or two, just keeping eye contact, but nothing ever did happen. I then noticed that her horn was glowing. ‘She must be trying to use magic. I wond-.’“Why isn’t this working, I can’t my magic against you.” She looked me dead in the eye. “How come my magic won’t work on you!” She using the Royal Canterlot Voice. “I don’t know, I’ve never met a Unicorn, Pegasus thing. I didn’t even know magic existed.” I knew what she was and that magic existed here, but I didn’t want to give that information up yet. Not to her at least.

She is frustrated, but quickly gains a more lustful look of desire. “Well, if my magic won’t work, then I will have to do this the old fashioned way.” She crouched down and launched at me. If I was a second faster I might have made it clear of her, but she ended up grabbing hold of my left leg. She was hugging it like it was part of her. “Oh, such strong muscles you have in these legs. Much more power in them than a stallion would have.” She somehow got my pants and underwear off me within a second, and got then to my knee caps. She looked at my exposed flaccid shaft. She began to drool on my leg. I decided that was way passed the line and she just crossed it. So I took my left elbow and hammered it repeatedly into the top of her muzzle, because I didn’t want to be stabbed by her horn. “Get-off-of- me.”

She finally released the hold she had on me, but I did not find out what she did because I pulled my pants and underwear back on, and took off as fast as I could in the direction of that village. I could only guess that it was Ponyville. I passed into the clearing and found that Ponyville was only about a tenth of a mile away, but I could hear the sound of doors being slammed shut and windows being closed. ‘Oh great, it is the Zecora incident all over again, but I still have to get away from this pony.’ I sprinted towards Ponyville; I dare not to look behind me. I am not going to take a chance.

I was in the borders of ponyville within a few seconds. I know there was something wrong with my body now for sure, because I didn’t use the bridge; I just jumped over the gap. That gap was about 30 feet wide and six feet deep. I definitely couldn’t do that before, but that is not important to my situation. I ran toward the center of the town, to do exactly what the ponies are doing right now, hide from the strange creature that was coming into town. I looked quickly, and found a building with an open wooden window. ‘It’s my only chance.’ So I ran to the window and dove through it.

I quickly recovered and quickly shut the window. I put my ear to the window to listen to what was going on outside. “Where did that sexy, piece of meat run to now. He is smarter than to stay in town, so I’m guessing he is continuing on passed this filthy town. I’m coming after you creature and there is no where you can hide from me.” I heard the sound of a wind current, guessed it was her taking flight. I turned around. It was pitch black in the room. I slumped to the ground. ‘That was to close for comfort.’ I then heard a high pitch voice whisper, “Hey did you hear that. I think it left.”, “I thank yur right hon. whatever that thang was, and it is gone now.”

I then answered, “I hope so, that pony was chasing after me like I was a massive diamond.” I heard several gasps after I said that. “Ok, who is the buster that decided to hide in here with us? I swear I will break your jaw if you do anything funny!” “Now darling that would be totally uncalled for. He was just trying to hide from whatever that creature was. Approaching our little home in that threatening way, I would try to find a place to hide to.” ‘Wait, is that who I think it is. Who else could there be.’

“OK everypony, I believe the creature is gone now, but I really would have liked to see what it was. All I could tell was it was bipedal, big, tall and pale. I couldn’t get an accurate description of the creature.” ‘I’m starting to hear a pattern going on here. Wait a second, there talking about me. Oh no, this isn’t going to be good.’ Suddenly several windows opened simultaneously, with the door as well. I could now see who these voices belonged to. I did not expect to find what I did. I found the Mane six, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.

Now I am going to man squeal in my head ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’. They didn’t notice me at first, but Fluttershy spotted me. Yet she didn’t look scared. “Oh, you poor thing, were you scared by the big bad creature. You’re ok now”, she said to me. “Hey Fluttershy who you talkin-“, Rainbow Dash looked me straight in the eye. I shit myself. ‘Oh crap, FUTTERSHY HELP MEEEEEE!’ “Hey, who are you!” She flew right in my face. She was much smaller than me, but she still intimidates me. I screamed “Ahhhhh” and then she screamed right back “Ahhhhhh”. We are both screaming at each other. Everypony was now looking in our direction.

Rainbow flew away from me with extreme speeds. “That’s the thing that was running out of the forest. Kill it!” ‘She wants me dead, and I haven’t even done anything wrong. Isn’t this a greatest first impression ever.’ “Hey I was running away from something that had intentions of raping me. What would you do?!” All of their eyes bulged out of their heads. Rainbow looked the most astonished. “It can talk”, I hear Rainbow say. I then proceed to talk in a little kids voice, similar to Cartmen from South Park, “yeah and I have feelings to you freaking bully”.

“Oh mah Celestia, what’z that thang”, Applejack said. I revert back to my normal voice. “I am a human being or homo-sapiens if you get scientific about it. Now I will ask you a question. Then we will repeat. Who are you?” I am purposely acting weird, or weirder than normal. “Hold on one minute buster, we will be asking the questions, now why were you attacking our town”, Rainbow got right back in my face. I looked back at Fluttershy and she looked like she was going to kill something. “RAINBOW DASH, GET AWAY FROM HIM. YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T HEAR WHAT HE SAID. HE SAID HE WAS ALMOST RAPED.” She then grabbed Rainbow by the tail in her mouth and pulled her away from me.
I was scared that Fluttershy yelled at all and I also felt happy that Fluttershy would help me, even though I didn’t need it, I would answer all of Rainbows questions, but it was unlikely she would believe me, so I was pointless to try. After she got Rainbow away from me she came to me. She said in a quiet voice, “are you ok, do you need anything you poor thing”. “I’m ok except for my hand, but thank you for offering.” She looked at my right hand and gasped loudly. “OH MY, that looks very bad. We need to fix that right away.” “It’s alright umm….” “Fluttershy. My name is Fluttershy.”

“Well now that is over, we still have to do something about this hue-man. We still have to find out if he is a threat”, Twilight said. “Well first you should inform the others that everything is safe and can come out. Also I mean you no harm, I just needed to hide from that maniac.” “How are we supposed to know that you will not hurt anypony as soon as we let you go, no you have to stay here, you are going to stay here until the princess decides on what to do with you.” “I had something try to rape me today and I’m going to be judged by a royal figure. My day just keeps on getting better and better.”

Fluttershy looked at me. “Everything will be fine. The princess is really nice and sweet. You will be fine.” I looked back at her and found a lot of care in her eyes. I slowly rapped my arms around her. She stiffened a little. I began to release my grasp on her, but he hugged me first. She was so warm. There were more gasps in the background. “Nopony has ever made friends with Fluttershy that fast, and I have known Fluttershy since we foals. Maybe he isn’t that bad, but I’m keeping my eyes on him”, Rainbow said.

Twilight decided she would go find her number one assistant Spike. Twilight made me stay where I was, so I did. While Twilight was going to do the things she was going to do, I got to know the other five of them. They warmed up to me real fast, almost too fast. However, during the time it took Twilight to get Spike, we all played some games that Pinkie provided. I thought that it was weird that they were this comfortable around me this fast. I have only known them for a few minutes, but I have known them through a TV show. I didn’t tell them about that yet, but I will in the future when and if they trust me enough.

Finally Twilight returned with a small purple lizard, it was Spike. Wow these ponies are only about 3’ tall, but he was only 2’ 2” tall, he is really small. “Wow you are tall, how do stand up anywhere at all?” I was so tall I had to walk on my knees so I wouldn’t hit the roof. “Well I guess it just comes with time.” “Oh, Ok. Anyway, Twilight you wanted to write a letter to the Princess.” “Yes Spike, are you ready?” He nodded with his little quill.
Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, a bipedal creature ran into our town running from a rapist or so the creature says. He told us that he is a Hue-man which looks like a bald ape except for a small mane on the top of his head. We thought he was attacking the town, so we hid from him. He jumped through an open window that we forgot to close. He shut it and waited for the rapist to leave and then we got to know him. I personally didn’t get to know him at all, but my friends did and they say he is nice. Even Rainbow says he is cool, which is rare for her to call a male apparently. But, he was a creature I have never seen in any of my books, so I contacted you on what we should do with him. We need your help.

From your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

“That’s it Spike send it away.” He breathed in and he set it on fire. ‘I am loving this place already. I’m going to hopefully be able to stay here with consequences.’ A few minutes passed and Spike regurgitated a letter. He grasped it and spoke:
My faithful student Twilight Sparkle

I am glad that you informed me of this. This is an important subject that needs to be addressed. However, I can’t be in ponyville for the next few days, so I would like you to keep an eye over him until I can come to see who and what this creature is. You will see me very soon.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

“Well it is settled, you will stay here in ponyville until the Princess gets here. The only question now is where you will stay.” The next thing I know is Fluttershy saying louder than usual, “he can stay with me. I’ve got plenty of room in my cottage. That is if you are ok with staying with me.” “That is great Fluttershy; I would love to stay with you until the Princess decides on what to do with me. Hopefully it is something good though.” We smile at each other and we set off to my new home.

This is going to be a great life, for me, but I realize what if this isn’t the same Princess Celestia I saw in the show. What if this one was one of the other Celestia’s that was created from fans? Which Celestia it is, I don’t know, but as long as it isn’t Molestia or Tyrant Celestia I’m fine. I will find out in a few days. God hope it isn’t Molestia. I’m tired of ponies attempting to rape me. Even though this only happened once, I don’t want this to happen again.