Twilight Plays Call of Duty
Twilight Zparkl3 was sitting on her couch all boredz and shit becuase Spike was like, a dumbd jew and lefedt her becuase that just how jews are.
"OMG! WTF! I be so bor3dz!" Twilight said to herself all like, mored and shit. And then like Pinkie Pie (The heathenistic glutton) was all like rude, so she burst down the library door and was all like "What up hoe?" and that made Twilight all sad and shit becuase she was not a hoe. She was a preety pony. A VERY preety pony. Anyways Twilight was like "Why would you say thatz?" so she rtan out the door crying like a little bitch.
Meanwhile in the ponyville market Zecora was selling elllicit drugs and foalcon becuase she needed to fund her gang. And thats just how Zebras are.
BACK TO THE STORY! and then Twilight was all like, "I dont know why Pinkie wopuld be, like, a total jew bag and call me a hoe!" Twilight cried into rarty's lap. "Là, il y ma chérie, je suis sûr qu'elle ne savait pas ce qu'elle disait!" Rarity said becuase she was all like, fancy and shit.
"No, she ment it! why would she say something so mean!" Twilight cried into rarity's lap. She cried blood.
"Comment grossier! Pourquoi, dans toutes mes années, je n'ai jamais vu un tel spectacle révoltant! Allez-vous en vous! Va-t'en!" and she like, threw Twilight's sexy ass out her front door. mmmmm, Rarity's front door, I can already imagin, Water from the showerhead running down rarity's slender white body. Her horn sparkleing in mist. She leans down and starts to wrap her tender lips around my........Ha! I just gave you a boner! pervs!
Anyways Twilight had lilke no one else to go to. Becuaser like, there were no other unicorns in town and thats she couldn't go to a pegusis or dirt pony! They would sacrifice her to trhe devil.
then out of no ware the old spice guy came down and raped every one. the end.
JK MUTHA FUKAS! U wish.
And then with like, no one to talk to but jews, bitches, and dirt nigger pones twilight was all like, I needz a coltfriend, but not a mare fireds, lezbian poniez are like, badz and stuffz and goez to po# hell. prasie jesus pon3.
so twilight was all like, sexy and started shaking her ass on the sidewalk to attrat all like, boy ponez becuas she likes stallionz. and jezuz, she really likez jesus. she masturbatz to him like, every night and shit so, she was ll like, oh jesus, fuk me w/ ur huge ass dick and jesus was all like, ok little nigger unicorn bitch and he like, slapped twilights titties and shit. so liek, ater like, twqo horus and shit twilight was all like, yay! iz haz a boyfwind cuazer im sexcsy and shit. so she took big mac home and killed him becuase he was an eathr pone and wouldve raped her anyway.
so she like, hid the body and shit and waz all like, oh noez! now all the po-pos will be all, like, after me and shit so he ran and went the zebra land were she was all liek, yay! iz in niggerland, but then all the like, nigger ponez killed her and it waz badz and hit. the end.
