The Derpy I Know And Love

CHAPTER NINE

Nights to Remember!

“See, I told you back at Bon Bon and Lyra’s reception, that when you got married, I would be at your wedding, you would wear one of my dresses and you would not be wearing your hat!  I was even willing to bet you would be wearing makeup.”  Said Rarity smugly, and helping A.J. out of her dress.  It involved some magic and a lot of kisses.

“Oh you!”  Replied A.J.  “I thought you loved me for the way I am, now that we are married, are you going to try and change that?”

Rarity nodded, but A.J. could tell she was not serious.

“You are so sure about everything.”

They kissed a while.  After removing her own gown, they crawled on the bed.

“I am sure that I made the right choice of ponies, Mrs. Apple” Said Rarity.

“I think I will have to agree with that, Mrs. Apple” Said A.J.

“I am sure of something else, Darling,” said Rarity.

“What’s that, Sugar Cube?”

Rarity reached behind the bed and brought out something.

“I am sure that you will never forget this night.”

“Hey! Where did you get my lasso?  Ho! Doggies!”

Rarity only smiled as she approached A.J.

On a higher level of the castle, Bubbles and Twilight were getting ready for the night.  They had removed their dresses and put them away neatly, as only Twilight would do.  Bubbles was standing outside on a balcony looking at the moon.  Twilight had heard of pegasi taking a wedding night flight.  They would often make love among the clouds.  Twi approached her bride.

“Are you disappointed that I cannot go fly with you?  The hot air balloon proved too difficult to pack.”

“Oh you!” said Bubbles, nudging Twi with her flank, “It sounds silly but you make me fly higher than these wings ever could.”

With that Bubbles put a wing over Twilight.  They shared the first kiss alone as a wedded couple.

“Come on my love,” said Bubbles leading Twilight to the magnificent bed, “let us see if it is any different now that we are married.”

After a while, the two were laying on their backs.  Trying to catch their breath.  Bubbles then turned to Twi.

“No pretty much the same!”

Twilight was not sure how to take that.

“You appeared to be enjoying it.”

“Oh I did not say anything was wrong.  I could not think of anything I would rather do than make love to you.”  Bubbles kissed Twilight deeply.  It still took her breath away.  “But it is still the same.”

“Then what should we do?” said Twi, almost annoyed.

“Darling, Darling please!  I have the solution.”

This caught Twilight’s attention; Bubbles golden eyes sparkled reflecting the only light in the room, which were the stars and the moon.

“Please forgive me but, I have been holding out on you.  I was saving it for something very special.  And I think tonight qualifies as that.”

Twilight was intrigued.

“I hope it will not bother you but it is something I learned from Shooting Star.  Since you have never mentioned it, I only assumed that it was because of your self-imposed separation from the other children.  And so you probably never learned the little things whispered on the playground.”  Looking her wife in the eyes, Bubbles asked, “do you know of Unicorn Horn Sex?”

Totally baffled, not recalling anything from the books, Twilight shook her head.

“I can’t say that I have, I have not ever read anything about that.”

“It is a technique that is very, very personal.  Shooting told me that there are unicorn couples who never do it because of the intense magic it releases.”

Bubbles lay Twilight back on the bed and propped her head up with some pillows.

“Do you trust me, my love?”

“With my life.”

Bubbles smiled and moved to Twilight’s head.  She softly brushed back the bangs of her mane, exposing all her horn.  Twilight’s mother’s wedding ring glistened where her scalp met the base of her horn.

“You must remember to thank your mother for the generous gift of the ring.

Now remember to be very careful, your horn is the organ of your magic.  But it also can be a very dangerous weapon.  So no matter how excited you become, no sudden moves.  This takes passion as well as takes control.”

“I will remember,” said twilight, becoming excited at the mystery.

“I dare say you will,” laughed Bubbles in an odd way.

Bubbles leaned forward and started to kiss the horn.  At first there was nothing special about it, other than being kissed by a pony that she loved so much.  Then Bubbles started licking it.  Along the length and side to side as far as her tongue could reach.  She worked her way from the base to the tip.

Twilight felt something happening.  It was same feeling as when she was casting a spell but before the magic was released.

“I can taste it happening,” cooed Bubbles.

Twilight felt like something was building in her head.  It was not unpleasant, but it was as if a balloon was inflating right behind her eyes.  Bubbles continued, from the sound of it Bubbles was getting excited as well.

“Now here is a part where you have to be very careful.  You will want me to get it all in my mouth.”

Bubbles then put her lips around the tip of the horn, and she slid down the length of it.  Twi felt Bubbles sliding her lips up and down it, she was getting further down each time.   Her tongue was working on it as well.  The pressure was building.  She was sure her eyes were now as crossed as her wife’s.

Then Bubbles slid back down and looked into Twilight’s eyes.

“Now do exactly as I tell you.  Be gentle, so you don’t hurt me.”

She rolled on her back and spread her legs, with her hoofs, she spread her marehood.

“Your horn is good and wet now, and so am I.  Put your horn in me.  Stop if you feel resistance.”

Twilight was starting to feel lightheaded from the feeling growing in her head.  She crawled to the foot of the bed, looked at her wife.  There was desire and fear in her eyes.

Twilight lowered her head, lined up and slowly entered Bubbles.  There was a gasp.  Twi was sorry that she could not see her lovers face.  She slid forward until the tip touched Bubbles’ womb.

“There, Darling.” Bubbles said, “Now back just a bit.  There!  Now remember what I told you about control and let me do the work, this time.”

With that, Bubbles started sliding back and forth on Twi’s horn.  The feeling was amazing!  A unicorn’s horn is predominately a bony substance with a living core.  But Twi could feel everything as if it were covered with flesh.  The sound of Bubbles breathing and moaning let her know that Bubbles was feeling something also.  Bubbles grinding became more intense.  Twilight fought for control, she so wanted to assist but she knew that if she got carried away, she could injure her new wife, perhaps fatally.  The feeling in her head she could not contain much longer.

“Bubbles!”

“I know, I know!  Just a little longer!”

It was only a few more moments, but it felt like forever.  Twilight tried to let her mind think of other things to try and distract her.  But the thoughts came back to the act they were engaged in.  The Bubbles screamed.

“Now my love!  Oh Celestia!  Now!”

Twilight relaxed her control.  She felt the rush of power.  She could not see, but both her and Bubbles were surrounded by Twilight’s purple magic aura.  The light poured through the room, but it was most intense around the couple.  It was a blinding glow, centered at Bubbles abdomen, about the spot where Twi horn was buried deep in her lover.

Both mares screamed in ecstasy.

The light faded, the feeling of power continued to flow, but subsided.  Twi just lay there, not yet willing to pull it out.

“Come up here my darling.” Said Bubbles.

Twilight slid up Bubbles’ belly.  Both were breathing hard.  Twi’s head felt clearer.  Twi looked deep in Bubbles eyes, and then she flinched.

“What is it?” said Twilight concerned.

“Something wet hit my face.”

There was a small glow from Twi’s horn and the lights came on.  There was a wet spot on Bubbles’ brow.

“It does not look like blood,” said Twi with relief.

“There is something dripping from your horn!”

Bubbles touched her hoof to the tip of the horn, she smelled then tasted.  Her eyes went wide.

“Cum!”

“Where are we going?” asked Twi unsure of Bubbles’ meaning.

“No silly, cum, seamen.”

Twilight was shocked.

“How?”

“I don’t know!” said Bubbles, “but I bet I know somepony that will.”

They rolled off the bed, Bubbles headed straight toward the door.

“Don’t you want to clean up first?”

“No!”  Said Bubbles intensely.

Twilight never doubted this pony from the start.  She was not going to start now.

They worked their way through the halls and down to the throne room.  The doors were closed and two bat winged pegasi were on guard.

“Lady Twilight, you are out late.” Said the guard.

“We must see the Princess.” Said Twilight sternly.

“Of course, my lady.  You only need to command.”

The doors opened and there seated, or more like sprawled out on the throne was the Princess of the Night.

“Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles Sparkle!  Two of my most beloved subjects!  Please come in.  Guards, leave us.”

The doors closed and the newlyweds approached the throne.  Luna got up and met them.

“Princess Luna!” started Twilight, but the princess held up a hoof.

“You were given leave to address me as familiar back on Nightmare Night, Luna, please.

In some matters I stand on ceremony more than my sister.  But in others, I prefer familiarity.   I do owe you much.

So what can be so important that you have to come see me on this night?  Or have you come to ask advice, to brag or perhaps you seek assistance?  I am open all.” Said Luna smiling.

Twilight told Luna everything.  Somehow she felt more comfortable telling this princess the intimate details.  Perhaps more that had she had to tell Celestia.

“Intense ‘Horngasm’ eh?”  Smiled the princess.  Then looking at Bubbles, “are you sure that it was seamen?”

“Yes, Luna.  I was married to a stallion before.  I still remember the look, smell and taste.”  Said Bubbles blushing.

“So I don’t need to check for myself?”  Luna said kidding.

Bubbles shook her head, not sure if the princess was pulling her leg.

“Guards!” called the princess.  The Guard entered.  “Get my sister.  Tell her it is an urgent matter.  Now go!”

Seeing the look in the two ponies eyes she said.

“I am not really that bossy.  They just expect it of me and, I do love theatrics!” Luna said with a wink.

Celestia entered the room, Twi and Bubbles bowed.

“Please my children, rise.  It is too late to play court games.  It must be important if you have interrupted your consummation of you marriage.

“Please, my sister.  Come with me and I will explain and spare these any further embarrassment.”  Then turning to the guard, “you are dismissed.  Please go check the grounds.  Nopony to be outside the doors for at least an hour.  And I will know if my instructions were not followed.”

Luna took her sister aside and spoke low.  Only once did Celestia look back at the two, then returned to her conversation with Luna.

Twilight and Bubbles were standing with their sides touching.  They both could feel a slight tremor in the other.  It must not be a horrible thing, but it was important, for Luna to waken Celestia.

“My children,” said Celestia returning to the two waiting mares.  “My sister has informed me of this evenings events.  Bubbles, my dear, would you allow Luna and I examine you.  It will not hurt, it will not be invasive.  But to answer the questions, it is necessary.”

“It is alright, honey,” said Twi, nuzzling her wife. “You can trust the princesses implicitly.”

“I do, my love, but for some reason I am becoming concerned.”

“Please don’t child,” said Celestia.  “and please come over here between Luna and myself.  You can face Twilight if it will help.  But she must stay where she is.”

Bubbles walked to the princesses turned and faced Twilight.  The princesses, standing on either side of Bubbles, they touched their horns to Bubbles withers.

The princesses closed their eyes.  A combined gold and blue aura covered Bubbles.  She looked at Twilight frightened.

“I love you,” Twilight mouthed to her wife.

“I love you too,” Bubbles mouthed back.

It did not take the princesses long.  They opened their eyes and looked at each other, Luna nodded her head then told Bubbles to go stand with Twilight.

“Please be totally open to me my children, and hold nothing back.”

The couple nodded.

“Twilight,” started Celestia. “what were your thoughts during this sex act?”

Twilight thought and then nervously cleared her throat.

“Well, your highness, I had cleared my mind of the moment, as not to...to...to, be too hasty.  I started wondering if this is how a male feels during sex.  Then I thought how great it would be to be able to give new life as with male and female.”

“Then what happened?  Don’t be shy.  Know that what you say, stays here an you can count on Luna and I to be as trustworthy as if we were mothers or sisters.”

“The intense feeling hit, the ‘horngasm’ as Luna called it, I felt power flow.  It was as if part of myself was leaving through my horn.  Not a feeling of loss, I can’t explain it any other way.”

“I see.” Said Celestia.

“And what were you thinking?” asked Luna to Bubbles.

“I was thinking of how happy to have somepony to love me this deeply.  I remembered to when Shooting Star and I shared.  But this act was never this intense, never at a level this deep.” She turned to Twi, “I am sorry that my thoughts strayed to him.  But I had thought that the only thing he could ever do for me that you could not was give me a child.”

She looked down, embarrassed.

“Don’t worry my love, I don’t think any less of you.” Then Twilight kissed her.

Celestia spoke softly with Luna and turned back to them.

“Did either of you discuses these matters before having sex?”

The answer from both was no.

“Then, my dears, Unicorn Horn Sex is a very powerful act.  So powerful some couples never attempt it.” Said Luna.

“This is your answer,” continued Celestia, “your outstanding love for each other was amplified by Twilight Sparkle's magic, along with the Blessing of the Princesses.  It acted on your thoughts.”

Twilight and Bubbles looked confused.

“Go back to your ‘celebration’ my children.” Said Luna smiling. “But Bubbles, do not attempt anything too strenuous for some time.  And with your depth perception.  I would advise not to fly if it can be helped.”

“Why is that?” Bubbles asked.

“Because my Dear,” Said Celestia. “you are now with foal.  Your foal, Twilight.  We read her heart and mind as well as her body.  She has been a faithful mare, do not doubt her.  But don’t expect this to ever happen again.  It is something I have never heard of happening at this level, in a thousand years.”

Twilight did not know if she had slumped against Bubbles or the other way around.  Neither was keeping their footing very well.

The princesses embraced the two.

“Now go back to what you were doing.” Said Luna, “or do you need me to come and give some assistance?”

Luna gave her sly wink, which made it hard to know if she was joking or serious.

It was hours later and Twilight and Bubbles were in bed, just holding each other.

“A foal.” Said Twilight.  “A foal.”

Twilight was rubbing a hoof against Bubbles’ abdomen.  She knew that there would be nothing she could feel for months to come, but It gave her a feeling of connection.

“When you realized what was dripping from my horn, you were hoping for this, weren’t you.  That is why you did not want to clean up.”

“Does that bother you my love?”

“No, heavens no.”  Twilight said kissing Bubbles.  “It is just that, before you, I never had considered any kind of a family.

I thought I was content to live my life, my personal life, alone.  Then came that fateful night when the storm blew a wet bedraggled pony to my door.  She said she was there to talk.  But she ended up being a thief, she stole my heart.

That is when the first thoughts of family even entered my heart.  I was so happy to hear that you had children, because I knew that a relationship with you would mean that those children would be all I could have.

I guess that was wrong.

Now I have to consider things I have never thought of before.  And I am so happy to have to do so.  But what about you?  You are the one who will have to carry the, I mean our foal.”

“Twilight, I have always thought that foals were the ultimate expression of love between two ponies.  That their love was so great that it could not be contained between just two.

I love you so much and I felt like I was cheating you because I could not give you a child.  It is something that I considered at first, but I thought it something that would have to be understood with our situation.  That it was not to be.

Or so I thought.

Understand that I thought this way from the first and I, again remember, in no way have cast you in the role of ‘the male’.  And just because you impregnated me, still does not make you so.  I love a very intelligent, caring, and beautiful mare.”

“You think me beautiful?”  Said Twilight, she had never considered herself as anything but plain.

“Yes I do, my love.”  Said Bubbles and then giggling.  “Rainbow Dash told me all about that ‘Pinkie Pie in your bed’ thing, and how obsessed you became.  Luckily for me, everypony said they loved you as a friend, but you were never any of their types.  I believe that most ponies remarked something about scrawny flanks.

Well about a week ago, Rainbow said she had just come from Rarity’s and you had been trying on your wedding dress.  She mentioned how lucky I was.  Since I had been feeding you regularly your flanks had filled out quite nicely and if I had any doubts about you, to let her know and she would be happy to take you off my hoofs!”

The two burst out in laughter.

“I will never let Rainbow Dash live that down!” said Twilight, happy to have something on her friend.