Lady Applejack

by Seanessy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rarity, Slice of Life
Length: 6978

You can call her Lady or Applejack or Lady Applejack

It's always been a dream of Rarity's to get invited to the Regal Customs Ball, now that the time has come her only available escort is Applejack. After some prominent persuasion and training, Applejack and Rarity become the Belles of the Ball, but once it's over, Applejack isn't so sure that she wants to go back to being the country mare she once was.

Published 2012-11-01 23:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-09 23:43:28 UTC

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“Please?”

“No.”

“Pleaaaase?”

“Ah, said no!”

“Oh, please, please PLEAAAAASE?!”

“Dagnabbit, Rarity move outta the way!”

Rarity’s eyes glistened with hope in response to Applejack’s scowl. She kept her back firmly pressed against the tree decorated with golden and red delicious apples. As the stare down continued, Rarity’s hopeful gaze turned into a determined glare. She proceeded to lift her nose in the air in the fastidious fashion for which she was famous.

Applejack put a hoof to her head and let out a soft growl. The frustration overtaking her caused her to shake ever so slightly before the mild-mannered mare snapped her head back up and took a deep breath. “Rarity, Ah will buck this last tree whether yer in front of it or not.”

Rarity’s eyes widened and she threw an offended look to her friend. “Surely you jest, I would be seriously hurt!”

“Then move!”

The white unicorn hesitated to take a step away from the tree. She regained her determined glare and lifted her nose to the air again. “I shall not budge unless you accept my invitation.”

“Fer the last time, I ain’t never gonna be yer escort for a fancy shmancy fashion show thingy. No way, no how! Now if’in ya kindly would MOVE OUT MAH WAY!” Applejack bellowed pressing her face against the unicorn’s.

“Firstly,” Rarity retorted, removing one hoof from the tree to push Applejack back, “it is not a “fashion show thingy”; it is the “Regal Customs Ball”. Secondly, it’s held once every two years and only the MOST successfully sophisticated fashionistas get to attend, and I finally received an invitation!”

“So why in tarnation do ya want me to come?”

“I was getting to that!” Rarity snapped. “It is, well, traditional to bring an escort with you. When this opportunity came I always planned to have Fluttershy as my attendant, but she can’t pull herself away from a few of her animals who have become dreadfully ill. I asked Twilight but, to my surprise, she’s already going as a guest of Princess Celestia to another engagement.”

“And Ima guessin’ ya didn’t even bother to ask Rainbow Dash…”

Rarity blushed and lowered her head. “I’ll admit I was a tad desperate, so I did. She laughed in my face.”

Applejack started to smirk before the unicorn looked up with a scowl.“What about Pinkie Pie?”

“I considered it… then I remembered that Pinkie Pie assumes every get together with three or more ponies is a party, and I can’t risk Pinkie being… well… herself, at this kind of event.”

A sly smile etched across Applejack’s face.

“So whatcher sayin is, Ah’m yer last hope?”

“Yes.”

“Without me, the whole evenin’s gonna be ruined?”

“Yes!”

“And it will possibly end your career as a fashio-neesta?”

“Yes! Yes! Oh, please Applejack will you come?”

“Hmmmm, nah.”

Rarity looked at her, mouth agape but unable to produce a sound. Applejack let a couple seconds roll by before laughing to herself heartily.

“Ah’m just kiddin’ witcha sugarcube!”

The unicorn, on the verge of tears, blinked a few times and shook her head. She let go of the tree and leaned in as she landed on all fours eyeing her friend for sincerity.

“You will?”

“Ah mean, if’in it means that much to ya and everypony else is busy the–“

Applejack’s words were cut short by a tight hug from her unicorn friend.

“Thank you so much, Applejack!”

AJ grunted a bit, mildly startled by the strength behind the embrace, but then smiled and put a hoof on Rarity’s back. As much as she loathed the idea of dressing up and attending these kinds of events, she knew how much this meant to Rarity and as a good friend she had no choice but to oblige.

“No problem, sugarcube.”

When the two broke their embrace, Applejack went over to the tree and rammed her back legs into it. The apples cascaded into the bucket.

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“Applejack…” a soft whisper muttered.

Applejack’s ear wiggled slightly, she let out a soft groan then continued to snore softly.

“Applejack, wake up, darling.”

The orange mare continued to snooze.

“RISE AND SHIIIIINE!” the shrill voice screeched as it pierced through the silence of the room.
Applejack sprang out of bed looking around frantically.

“I ain’t put my hooves in the zap-apple jam! Honest!”

Applejack took a few deep breaths and blinked as she fully regained consciousness. She rubbed her face and shook her head to see a slightly amused Rarity standing in front of her. Applejack looked outside to see that was still dark then back at the unicorn.

“What time is it?!”

“A little after 3am.”

“Whaddya doin’ in my bed at three in the mornin’?”

“Well, I was sleeping peacefully then all of a sudden I realized, the Regal Customs Ball is tomorrow night. So we’ll have to prepare.” Rarity hopped off the bed and began to go towards the door, “It’s plenty of time but we’ll need to work fast and hard. I’ll need you to come to my house so we c–”

“Wait a minute, prepare?” the orange equine interrupted. She rubbed her face again, still trying her head around why and how Rarity was in her room this early, “Whatcha mean, prepare?”

“Your dress of course… and… other… things…” the unicorn quipped.

“Other things?”

Rarity smiled and nudged her friend off the bed. “I’ll explain it all at my Boutique, darling. Now, if you’ll be so kind, we have much to accomplish.”

Applejack scratched her head gently, she looked at her bed longingly as she desperately wanted to plop back in it, but she assured herself Rarity wouldn’t be doing this if it wasn’t important. She flipped her hat atop her head and proceeded to follow the unicorn, mind racing as to what was in store.

********************

Applejack let out a slight yawn as the walk proved a bit helpful to her senses. She was more awake, but still had a slight yearn for her bed. Not to mention Rarity’s continuous pacing and eye glances weren’t doing much to entertain her.

“Sugarcube, why y’all keep walking back and forth and lookin’ at me like that?”

Rarity stopped and gave the country mare another once over.

“I’m deciding what to start with first…”

“Whaddya mean?”

“Yes, let’s do that.”

“Come again?”

Rarity approached her friend and the two sat down. “Applejack, this event, is one of the most prestigious in all of Equestria.”

“Right…”

“Only the most sophisticated and highly refined mares and colts attend.”

“Uh huh…”

“And not only do they illustrate and discuss fashion, but they mingle amongst each other.”

“Um…ok?”

“So, of course, it is of utmost importance that I and my escort, which is you, make the best possible impression.”

Applejack scratched her head, she had no idea what Rarity was going on about.

“Which means, there are a few alterations we have to do… to your personality.”

Applejack raised a brow.

“Nothing major, we just need to change, the way you walk, talk and eat that’s all.”

*************

“Applejack please!” Rarity begged as she struggled to hold onto Applejack who was making her way to the front door.

“Y’all ask me to do you a favor, and now ya wanna change mah whole personality cause it ain’t good enough fer them prissy ponies in Canterlot?”

“It’s only for one night!”

“What’s wrong with how Ah am now?” the orange mare inquired. She stopped struggling and looked at the unicorn.

“Well, you’re…” Rarity licked her lips trying to find the right words. “… a little loud, a bit messy and a tad…smelly.”

“Y’all sayin’ I stink?!”

“Not at all, darling. It’s just, that barnyard… aroma you often sport isn’t always the most flattering.”

“Alright that tears it, Ah’m outta here!” Applejack said as she pushed passed the unicorn who suddenly latched onto her hind legs.

“Applejack pleaaaase! You said you’d help me!”

“Not if’in it means Ah gotta be a completely different pony!”

“Applejack, I just want to make a good impression. Good impressions generate more business! Surely, if there is at least one thing you and I can agree on, it’s that.”

“And Ah’m sure another thing we could agree on is that: “No matter where ya go in life, y’all should never forget that ya are a product of yer home and yer friends, and that’s always something to be proud of, no matter what.”
Rarity stood on all fours again and met Applejack’s glare. She lowered her head and stared at the ground.

“Or did y’all forget about yer letter to the Princess after Twi’s birthday?”

Rarity turned her head away as the country equine advanced closer to her. “No, I didn’t forget…”

A growl emitted from Applejack’s throat. Rarity sighed and looked up, tears of sincerity and hope building behind her eyes as they met Applejack’s cold stare.

“I need this Applejack, please, I’m asking you as a friend. Just, one night.”

Applejack looked down avoiding the unicorn’s broken gaze. She hated not being true to herself, she was always raised to believe, if people didn’t like you for who you were, they didn’t matter. But, Rarity was her friend, and this event was important to her, and Applejack knew that her demeanor certainly wouldn’t impress those persnickety ponies at this Ball. She pondered for a few seconds. It was only on night, and she did want Rarity to be successful. Yes, the social class of those in her profession didn’t sit well with her, but, they were no different than her Uncle and Aunt Orange. It’d be like visiting them, not changing her personality but, adapting it. Applejack sighed and looked back at the unicorn.

“Fine…”

Rarity smiled. “Thank you Applejack, I really am grateful.”

“So whadda we need to do first?”

“Well, I’m glad you asked!” Rarity stated putting a hoof against Applejack’s chest before sprinting to the other side of the room and back with a pile of books and magazines, “You’ll have to go through all of these to gain a basic knowledge of fashion just in case somepony asks you a question.”

Applejack’s jaw dropped, there were over fifty total combined books and magazines. “Rarity, ain’t no way Ah can read all these and memorize everythin’ in ‘em by tomorrow!”

Rarity eyed the pile. “Perhaps you’re right.” Her horn illuminated and one magazine flew up to her, flipping pages every few seconds. She tossed it aside and re-presented the pile. “There, that should be much easier now shouldn’t it?”

Applejack shot the unicorn an apathetic look.

“Alright, alright, I’ll see what we can work out. For now let’s do something about that posture of yours.”

****************

Applejack attempted to stand stationary, shifting back and forth in baby steps to keep the saucer and cup of tea atop her head. She ended up being able to keep it perfectly still and smiled.

“Ah did it!”

“Yes, it only took you twenty minutes…” Rarity retorted bemusedly.

“Well if’in you had let me wear my hat, it woulda taken me less time.”

Rarity put a hoof to her face and shook her head. She couldn’t even begin to understand how that was even plausible. She took a look at the tacky old thing. It’d shown signs of obvious wear over the past few years yet Applejack would never go anywhere without it. She’d even try to sneak it on her head at events where hats weren’t traditionally a part of the dress code. “Applejack, darling, if you don’t mind me asking, why do you always wear this dreadful thing?”
Applejack turned sharply, the teacup spilled a few drops but stayed in place on her head. Rarity shuffled uncomfortable at the sharp glare her friend gave.

“I-I’m sorry, darling, was it something I said?”

“It ain’t dreadful. Ah love that hat.” Applejack felt her eyes water slightly and turned her head away from the unicorn, “It… It means the entire world to me…”

The unicorn opened her mouth to inquire more on the situation but her eyes danced over to the clock. They still had much to cover and little time. The story behind this hat appeared to be a meaningful one and as much as it sparked her interest, there were more pressing matters to attend to. Rarity cleared her throat and steered the conversation back to its origin.
“Now that you’ve gotten past the easy part, I want you to walk in a straight line until I tell you to stop without spilling a drop.”

Applejack looked at her friend then looked down and let out a slight sigh before raising her head and smiling. “Ah can do that no problem!”

“Yes, but can you do it with correct posture?”

“Huh?”

Rarity walked over to her country friend. “Now, hooves in, chest out, head thirty four degrees north, neck extended, back straight, flank up and tail down.”

Applejack’s muscles screamed in agony as she tried to hold the pose while balancing the cup of tea.

“Who in tarnation stands like this? It ain’t natural.”

The unicorn sized her friend up and down; analyzing her appearance to make sure it was perfect. She stepped in front of her and backed away a few feet. “Alright, now… walk.”

Applejack took one step forward and fell flat on her face. The cup and saucer shattered to pieces as they made contact with the ground. Applejack looked up at the various pieces of the broken utensils and smiled at Rarity whose face and mane were dripping with tea.

“Let’s just… move on… shall we?”

Applejack beamed an innocent smile at the frustrated unicorn.

****************

Rarity sat upon her couch and gently adjusted her neat stack of index cards. Applejack sat in front of her on the floor. “Alright Applejack, I have here a list of all the words you probably don’t know you say or use incorrectly.”

“Whatchall talkin’ bout? Now Ah ain’t as smart as Twilight, but Ah don’t reckon Ah ta-

“I’m just going to stop you right there, darling. Firstly, it’s not “Whatchall” it’s “What are you”. You have a tendency to combine words with irregular contractions.”

Applejack tilted her head and raised an eyebrow. “Irregularated contractywhatnow?”

Rarity planted her hoof on her head and tossed the index cards to the side. “This might be a little harder than I thought.”

****************

Rarity and Applejack sat in front of a mirror.

“Alright darling, let’s start with the basic “I” and its contractions such as “I’m, I’ve, I’ll, I’d etcetera. What’s important here is to look at the shape of the mout–“

“Ah know how to say Ah’m Ah’ve, Ah’ll and Ah’d!”

“No see, you don’t, you have a tendency to make the heavier “A” sound instead of the light “I” sound.”

“Ya gotta be kiddin’ me”

“That’s another thing. It’s “You” or “You all” not “Ya” and “Y’all” and it’s “have to be” not “gotta be” and make sure to properly annunciate your “G’s”, darling. “Kidd-ING” not “kiddin’”.

Noticing the glare in Applejack’s reflection, Rarity faced her friend and smiled. “Let’s try it like this, repeat after me: Greetings, my name is Applejack and might I say, it’s quite a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”

“Greetin’s! Ah’m Applejack, and if’in I might say it sure is a pleasure makin’ yer acquaintance!”

Rarity licked her lips and blinked a few times. How the country mare was able to efficiently get out words like acquaintance, and even persnickety she once remembered her saying, but not able to master the simple ending sound of “I-N-G” was a complete mystery. “That was… adequate…let’s try it again! Remember, “greet-INGS”. And if you could darling, try to talk up.”

“Uh… alright…” Applejack clears her throat, “GREET-INGS AH’M APPLEJACK AND–“

Applejack’s sentence was cut short by hoof to the mouth from Rarity.

“Why in Celestia’s name are you yelling?!”

“Y’all told me–“

“You!”

Applejack emitted a growl and rolled her eyes.

“YOU told me to talk up.”

Rarity raised a brow before letting out an exasperated sigh.

“No, no darling, that doesn’t mean talk louder. Rarity thought for a second as she tried to put it in words Applejack would understand, “ Talk upward, not necessarily with an upward inflection, but more along the lines of higher toned vocals.”

“Oh, so kinda li–“

“Kind of.” Rarity quipped quickly.

“Kind… of… like how y’al… you talk?”

“Precisely.”

“Well why ain’tcha say so? That’ll be a cinch!”

Applejack clears her throat and takes a deep breath.

“Greetin’s! Ah’m Applejack, and if’in Ah might say, it sure is a pleasure makin’ yer acquaintance… darling!”

Rarity blinked a few times as her left eye twitched. She buried her face in her hooves and screamed.

********************

To Be Continued...

Regal Customs Ball

“Greetin’s! Ah’m Applejack, and if’in Ah might say, it sure is a pleasure makin’ yer acquaintance… darling!”

“No, no, NO!” Rarity bellowed, slamming her hooves on the table as she attempted to steady her breathing. Her mane was tousled from tireless pulling that came with each failed attempt at to correcting the simplest phrase. “We have been at this for over two hours, Applejack! You haven’t made the least bit of progress!”

“Well Ah’m sorry, sugarcube! All this “talkin’ up” nonsense and lookin’ at the shape of my mouth ain’t makin’ a lick of sense.”

“”I’M!” “TALK-ING” “LOOK-ING” “ISN’T” UGH! JUST…FORGET IT!” Rarity wailed as she stormed away and sat down at one of her working stations, folding her forelegs and burying her head into them.

Applejack marched over, ready to give the unicorn a piece of her mind on how she was making a mountain out of a molehill, but as she approached, the sniffling and soft weeping erupting from her finicky friend softened her gaze. “R-Rarity?”

“Just forget it Applejack, it’s hopeless…”

“Whaddaya…Ah mean…ahem…what do you mean?”

The unicorn raised her head, cheeks soaked with the tears cascading from her eyes. “It just wasn’t meant to be! There’s clearly no possible way I can get you to act and behave like a Canterlot pony by tomorrow.” Rarity buried her face back into her hooves and continued to weep.

Applejack rested a hoof on her shoulder and rubbed it gently.“Ah’m tryin’ my hardest, sugarcube, honest Ah am…”

Rarity looked up into the sincere country pony’s eyes. She wiped away her tears and sniffled. “I know. I’m sorry I’m being so short with you, this just…”

“Means a lot to ya…Ah know.” Applejack continued, flashing her friend a warm smile.

Rarity smiled back and then sighed. “I just wish there was some way we could correct your vernacular.”

Applejack’s mind dwindled as she rubbed a hoof against her chin. “Would it help if Ah talked like Ah was from Manehattan?”

Rarity cocked her head to the side and raised an eyebrow. “Manehattan?”

“Yeah, y’all ain’t never heard how the ponies there talk?”

“Well, no, I’ve never been there, darling.”

Applejack began clearing her throat.

Rarity approached a nearby mirror to adjust her mane. “Although I highly doubt that their dialect is even close to th–“

“Quite the contrary dear, one could argue that Manehattan would, in fact, rival Canterlot in a competition of colloquial speech.”

Rarity eyes widened and she ripped a clump of strands out her mane upon hearing the light and bouncy tone of voice that caressed her ears. She turned around slowly; a befuddled glance stapled upon her face as she looked at Applejack. She blinked a few times and raised a brow before slowly approaching the earth pony. “Applejack…?”

“Yeah?” the orange mare responded back in her normal dialect.

“Repeat exactly what you just said, the way you said it again, please.”

Um, alrighty…” Applejack cleared her throat again, “Quite the contrary dear, one could argue that Manehattan would, in fact, rival Canterlot in a competition of colloquial speech.”

Rarity darted her head left and right, eyes jumping around the room then back at Applehack to ensure she wasn’t in some insane dream. “Greet me like I’m somepony you’ve never met before in that same voice.”

“Greetings my fellow equine, might I say it is simply splendid to make your acquaintance. However do you do?”

“APPLEJACK!”

The earth pony jumped back in shock, confusion froze on her face. “What? What’d Ah do?!”

“Nothing! That’s how I’ve been trying to get you to speak for the past few hours! You mean to tell me you can just turn it off and on at a mere whim?!”

“Well, yeah, when Ah was a filly, Ah used to wanna live in the big city and be one of them hoity toity stuffed shirt ponies. So, Ah moved in with my Aunt and Uncle Orange in Manehattan for a while until Ah realized it wasn’t fer me. Once Ah moved back on home on the farm, there was no need fer me to talk like that anymore, so Ah stopped.”

“Then why did you let me waste all that time trying to teach you to speak properly, when you already knew how to do it?”

“Y’all were sayin’ all this nonsense about “talkin’ up” and lookin’ at the shape of my mouth. Ah don’t know, Ah just thought it was somethin’ different ya was lookin’ fer.”

“No… I… you…” Rarity’s desperate attempt to find words led to a hoof to the face. She let out a half exasperated, half relieved sigh. She couldn’t fathom why this should’ve taken so long but at least it showed signs of hope. “Applejack, darling, do you think you’d be able to withstand an entire night speaking in the Manehattan vernacular with no imperfections?”

“Ah think I can manage that.”

“Hmmm,” the finicky unicorn said, eyeing her country companion, “Just to be cautious, starting at this very moment, I want you to continue to speak in that dialect until after the Regal Customs Ball is over, alright?”

“Can do, sugarcube! Ah mean…ahem…certainly, dear.”

Rarity rubbed her hooves together and smiled. “This just might work after all.”

Over the next several hours, Applejack was able to prance with perfect posture, tête-à-tête in a tidy tongue and master the art of upmarket manners. She mentally praised herself as her sense of triumph was heightened by the glow on the unicorn’s face every time the earth pony would accomplish another task to Rarity’s liking.

As the moon’s gleam began to fill the sky, Applejack silently grazed over the mountains of reading material Rarity had provided for her. She rubbed a hoof across her face as the long day of beauty school, started to weigh down on her. A loud yawn escaped Applejack’s mouth and she covered it up quickly. She peered over her shoulder slightly, not wanting to give away her fatigue. The day had been equally draining on both of them but Applejack knew she at least had to get a decent knowledge of the basics of fashion before she called it a night. Light snoring slipped softly into her ear as her eyes fell back on the page. She looked over her shoulder again to find a slumbering unicorn, hooves stretched across a beautiful sparkling blue dress with silk white lace.

Applejack stood up and walked over to examine the outfit. A mixture of royal blue fabric complimented the glistening light blue dress all kissed with tiny crystals that twinkled like stars in the light. The white lace cutely attached to give it that extra glow; evening wear that would surely stand out and no doubt a gown of pure stylishness that screamed beauty.

“Yer really gonna “wow” ‘em with this one, Rarity.” The orange pony said silently to herself.

Applejack grabbed a blanket and gently cast it over Rarity. She yawned and walked back over to the book she had flipped open. She plopped down and allowed her eyes to dance left and right against the letters of the pages until her eyelids became too heavy and closed for the night.

“Applejack, wake up, darling.”

The orange mare let out a loud snort, then her head suddenly snapped up. She looked down at the book realizing it wasn’t even half way finished. She glanced at the clock and gasped before looking back at Rarity. “Huh., wha? How long was Ah sleepin’?” She shook her head and cleared her throat. “Ahem, I mean, how long have I been asleep?

Rarity shot her friend a warm smile. “Almost the entire day, I woke up and finished our outfits, and you were sleeping so peacefully with your head in the books, I couldn’t bring myself to wake you until now.” Rarity trotted over with a gleeful look. “I can’t believe you got through all them!”

“Say what now…Ah mean…ahem…I beg your pardon?”

The book Applejack had fallen asleep on began to glow and levitated towards her courtesy of Rarity’s magic.

“Couture Sewing Techniques” by Claire Stitch. This is possibly the most advanced book I have, and there is no way you could’ve understood it unless you read all the other books first. You’ve read all the way up to the thirty second chapter. That’s two chapters ahead of me, Applejack!” Rarity used her magic to bring the book back to her and flip through the pages, a smile beaming across her face. “I’m so impressed!”

Applejack opened her mouth to speak but Rarity cast the book aside and trotted up to her.

“So, when I discovered how hard you had been working on these books, I decided to let you rest, if you’re that far ahead, you won’t even have to worry about conversing with the other ponies tonight.”

“Um, Rari−“

Applejack’s attempt to correct her friend was, again, swallowed by Rarity’s ongoing enthusiasm.

“At first I thought about quizzing you, and then I thought to myself: “Rarity! How could you? Applejack has been working her flank off just to make sure she’s doing everything perfectly, and you should at the very least trust her with the ability to retain information on her own.”

“Rar−”

“I want to apologize for that thought even crossing my mind to quiz you. I’m so thankful you’ve worked so hard to help me, darling. I can’t express it enough. Tonight is going to be just…perfect! And I owe it all to you!”

“Ra−”

Rarity embraced her earth pony friend with a loving hug. She sniffled a bit as tears started to build up in her eyes. “You’re a wonderful friend, Applejack. The best a pony could ever ask for.”

“I…Ra…I…th-thanks sugarcube…”Applejack said as she uncomfortably hugged back. She bit her tongue in disgust as her brain screamed at her to tell the truth; her heart however was steadily persuading her that if she doesn’t say anything, it’s not a lie. The sincere look of friendly affection beaming from Rarity’s eyes into Applejack’s as the hug broke only made the desire to tell the truth less viable. Like a bad case of acid reflux, Applejack swallowed hard to prevent it from escaping her mouth.

Rarity rushed over to one of her mannequins and levitated a dress from it. It was the blue one Applejack had seen last night. The earth pony stared in confusion as the dress levitated in front of her.

“Well? Try it on, darling.”

Applejack’s eyes widened and she backed away in protest. “I can’t. That’s your dress.”

“What? No, no, no. I made this for you,” Rarity levitated it back to her and spun the floating piece of work in a 360 degree fashion, admiring it once again. “I wanted to show my appreciation for how hard you had been working, so I pulled together all of my knowledge and skill and made, what I believe to be, my best work ever.” Rarity smiled and sighed happily. “And I want my best work to be worn by my best friend.”

The dress skated across the sky and back to Applejack. The orange mare lowered her head and stifled a gag, the truth soaring up her esophagus like a rotten apple. She swallowed again and took a deep breath.

“Applejack, are you alright, darling?”

Applejack’s eyes began to water, she wasn’t entirely sure if the tears coming were due to devastating guilt, or overwhelming honor. Either way, she couldn’t stop them. “I’m…I’m fine.”

Rarity noticed the tears and moved the dress back to the mannequin. “Applejack! What’s wrong? Oh, you hate the dress don’t you? I knew I should’ve asked your opinion, but I was so confident you’d like it!” Rarity stormed away and stamped at the ground. “I’m so foolish, I shoul–”

“It’s fantastic, Rarity.”

Rarity spun around and trotted back over to Applejack. She nudged her head up. “Y-y-you really mean it? You’re not just saying that?”

“It’s the most beautiful thing, I’ve ever laid eyes on, sugarcube. I don’t deserve to wear it.”

“Applejack! How could you say such a thing? As hard as I’ve worked you? You are more than deservi–“

“NO AH AIN’T!” Applejack exclaimed, a searing pain starting to shoot up through her head. She lowered her head and looked away, “Ahem, I mean…no…I’m not.”

Rarity stood shocked at the orange mare’s sudden outburst, then her gaze softened and she smiled. “Oh, Applejack, I know what this is about.”

“Ya…Ah mean…you do?” Applejack felt the squeeze of cold horror latch onto her heart yet she couldn’t help but hope Rarity would guess correctly.

“Yes darling, you’re nervous. You’re worried that something might go wrong due to the limited time we’ve had to prepare.”
A sense of dread and disappointment washed over the earth pony. She lowered her shoulders and her head again. Rarity put her hoof under Applejack’s chin and looked her in the eye.

“I have faith in you, darling.”

Applejack’s bottom lip began to quiver as Rarity lowered her hoof. She had to tell her. “R-Rarity, I…”

“No matter what happens tonight, Applejack, I’m just glad you’ll be there with me.”

Applejack sank her teeth into her lower lip, slackening the quiver. Tears burst from her eyes and poured down her cheeks.
Rarity smiled and nuzzled her friend gently, before wiping her tears away. “Come now, let’s do your hair.”

--

Rarity’s horn casted a slight glow as her pocket mirror once again flew out of her pocket. She turned her head to the left and to the right, raised and lowered her eyebrows, opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, inspected her teeth and checked the inside of her nose. When all was to her liking she slipped the enchanted mirror back into the confines of her silky fuchsia dress tattooed with gold lace decorated with the occasional ruby and sapphire gems, only to return it ten seconds later for another self-inspection.

“Rarity, dear, you simply must relax yourself.” Applejack said, articulating in her new distinctive and high class vernacular.
Rarity sighed and put the mirror back into her dress. “I know, darling, but I’m just so nervous! What if I stutter when introducing myself, or when talking with the other ponies about my designs? I’ll look uneducated. What I get a stain on my dress and don’t notice? What i–”

“Things will go swimmingly, my dear. You’ve been to several establishments much like these in the past, and this one will be just as successful.”

Rarity smiled and shook her head. “You’re right, look at me, driving myself into a nervous wreck while you’re here supporting me and having more confidence in me than I do in myself.”

“Even the best and brightest ponies need a helping hoof, dear.”

“Thank you, Applejack.”

“My pleasure.”

Applejack raised her nose in the fastidious manner that mocked Rarity’s then threw her well-known warm country smile and a wink at the unicorn before emitting a snicker.

“Rarity?” an elegant deep voice rang through the air.

Rarity and Applejack both turned their heads. Before them stood white unicorn colt with a light blue mane, tail and mustache and three regal crowns tattooed on his flank. His chest protruding proudly as the three golden buttons on his white shirt glistened in the moonlight. He took a moment to adjust his purple tie and run his hooves across his black tuxedo.

A dazed smile etched across Rarity’s face for a split second before she cleared her throat. “Fancypants, how do you do, darling?”

“Ah, I’m quite well, my dear, how are you?”

“I’m absolutely lovely.”

“Splendid, I must say, I’m so glad you could make it tonight.”

Rarity raised a brow. “Oh? How did you know I would be attending?”

Fancypants gives the white mare a sly smile. “Who do you think is in charge of the guest list for this event?” He took the mare’s hoof and kissed it gently, “I had to invite one of the most fashionable ponies in all of Equestria, not to mention, my favorite party guest.”

Rarity blushed and her eyes fluttered. She bit her lip to silence herself, but that didn’t stop the goofy chuckles she was emitting. Applejack cleared her throat and Rarity snapped out of her trance. “Oh, Fancypants, this is my escort, Applejack. She’s–”

“Ah yes, I do remember her. From, that day you made that simple yet wonderful dress for your other friend, oh dash it all, what was her name…Twilight. I say, how do you do Miss Applejack?”

“I’m splendid, thank you for asking.” Applejack said proudly.

“Do forgive me for saying so, but I did not quite take you for a pony interested in fashion when I first met you. Your demeanor struck me to have more of a southern charm.”

“Oh, well, looks can be rather deceiving.”

“Quite right, tell me, what do you think of the designs of Aqua Di Mare? I assume Rarity and I still have consenting opinions of them since we last talked,” the colts eyes gazed over to Rarity who gave a small nod then back to Applejack, “but I seem to have acquaintances who just can’t seem to understand common sense.”

Not too long after Fancypants finished his sentence, several other ponies crowed around them. A brown pony with a gray mane and tail and a monocle spoke up. “I’m sorry Fancypants, but I think your keen eye for detail is getting a tad hazy.”

“Non-sense, let’s hear from the guest of one of the most prestigious fashion designers in Ponyville. Applejack?”
Small beads of sweat began to protrude through the pores of Applejack’s forehead. She cast a glance at Rarity whose calm and confident smile only quickened her heartbeat. The fastidious group of ponies leaned in, awaiting her answer. She used all the strength inside her to keep her legs from shaking. She took a deep breath and exhaled. The wrong answer would ruin everything. But what was the right one? Regardless, she had to say something.

“Well, while I’ll agree she has a keen eye for individualism and style, it is that quality in her work that, if too heavily pursued, will set her up for a failure.”

Silence overcame the entire circle. Applejack gulped as the ponies continued to stare at her, some in disbelief, others in sheer bemusement. Fancypants merely laughed. The brown pony glared at Applejack.

“You really have no idea what you’re talking about, do you?”

Applejack’s eyes widened and she opened her mouth, she licked her lips and tried to reply but she felt her vernacular slipping back to its normal manner. “Ah…um…Ah, uh…”

“Oh, give it a rest old sport!” Fancypants exclaimed. Applejack’s body relaxed a bit as the white colt put a foreleg around her and Rarity. “It’s like I keep saying, she’s trying much too hard to start her own avant-garde movement. Yes, it’s new and exciting, but it’s much too flashy. Ponies want simple and familiar with a slightly different take on things. That’s what’s in right now.”

The brown pony snorted and raised his head up before walking away.

“Ah, some ponies simply can’t face the truth. But it’s like I always say, the omission of the truth will destroy everyone and everything we hold dear.”

Applejack curled her lips and looked down at the ground.

“If we refuse to acknowledge it, than how can we live with ourselves?” Fancypants finished before hearing a couple of ponies call for him. “Ah, I must run along, you ladies enjoy yourselves!”

Rarity bit her lip and let out a small squeal before giving her friend a quick hug. “You were amazing!”

Applejack let out a deep sigh,“Rarity, dear, can we… go somewhere private?”

“Is everything alright, darling?”

“Yes, I…I just need to talk to you, alone.”

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The two ponies sat outside on a balcony, the moon casting it’s luminous bright rays upon the entire city. Rarity hadn’t taken her eyes off Applejack who had done nothing but shake her head since they sat down.

“Rarity. I haven’t been completely honest with you.”

“What do you mean?”

“I…I didn’t know the answer to Fancypants’ question.”

“What are you talking about, your answer−”

“I guessed.” Applejack said as tears began to well up in her eyes. Her forelegs began to shake violently as she replayed the situation in her head, only with the wrong answer. The pressure of ruining the night hadn’t manifested until right then, when she sat in front of several faces, hanging on her every word. She could’ve destroyed everything, just like that. It wasn’t a risk worth taking again. “Ah, ah didn’t know the answer.”

Rarity raised a brow and put a hoof on Applejack’s shoulder. “Applejack, darling, it’s okay−”

“No, it ain’t okay!” Applejack exclaimed. She realized her voice snapped back in its southern accent, but she didn’t care at this point. Nopony else was around to hear them. “Ah…ah’m a liar.”

“So, you didn’t know the answer to one question and luck was on your side. Honestly, Applejack it’s fine.”

“IT AIN’T FINE!”Applejack’s lips quivered and her right eye twitched a bit.

Rarity put a hoof to her mouth and gasped. “Oh dear, Applejack. You’re shaking, darling.”

Applejack licked her lips and looked away from her friend.

“I’ve stressed you out. Oh, that’s why you’re feeling like this. I pushed you too hard. Applejack, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to be so sel–”

“Ah didn’t read the books, Rarity!”

Rarity blinked. “Wh-what?”

“Ah…Ah ain’t read the books.”

“But… I saw yo–”

“That “Couture” book, was the first one Ah opened…Ah was tryna understand it but it was just a bunch a gobbeldy gook. Ah took a break and saw you were sleepin’ and Ah looked at this here dress ya made me that Ah thought was yours and when Ah went back to readin’, next thing Ah knew, y’all were wakin’ me up.”

Rarity bit her lip and looked down at the ground before looking into Applejack’s eyes. “You lied to me?”

“Ah didn’t rightly lie. Ah more so, didn’t correct ya on the truth…but Ah wasn’t tryin’ to! Honest! Ah was gonna tell ya, but you were all happy when ya thought Ah had read all of them books. Then ya made me this dress, talkin’ about how proud ya were of me…Ah…Ah just didn’t wanna let you down.”

Rarity let out a sad sigh. “I wish you would’ve just lied to me. At least then I would’ve known you respected me enough to make an effort to come up with something to fool me.”

Applejack looked at Rarity who’s azure eyes that had been beaming a delightful pride were now casting a ice cold gaze. “R-Rari–”

“Instead you treat me like a filly, keeping the cold truth away from me in fear of how I’ll react. Taking for granted my maturity, casting aside the fact that we’re both ladies, but rather, keeping secrets like a school pony. And here I thought…at the very least, you respected me.”

Applejack lowered her head and sniffled.

“Don’t cry, it’ll ruin your makeup.”

“How can y’all ask me not to cry after ya just said that?”

Rarity turned away as her country friend sobbed softly. Applejack kept her head angled in a way so the tears would hit the ground without running down her cheeks.

A few minutes passed and Rarity turned back around. Her gaze softened at the country pony. Applejack gave up hours of time and effort, all for this one night; taking it so seriously that she didn’t want to do a single thing to ruin it. And here Rarity was, being petty, saying hurtful things. Tears began to build up in her eyes and she blinked them away and sighed.

“Applejack, I’m sorry. I should’ve have said that.”

Applejack didn’t raise her head.

“You have been more than cordial with meeting my demands, and I’ve ask a considerable amount from you. With as much emphasis I put on the importance of this day, you were just trying to keep me happy. While I’m still not happy with you keeping the truth from me, your intentions were good and you’ve already gone above and beyond the call of a friend.”

Rarity used her magic to pull a cloth from her dress and gently dab the corners of Applejack’s eyes as she lifted her head.

“So…y’all don’t hate me?”

“Of course not. I could never bring myself to hate you, darling”

Applejack rubbed her hooves together and cast up an innocent glare towards her unicorn friend. “A-and ya don’t think Ah’m the worst friend ever?”

“I’d be an ignorant foal to let such a thought even cross my mind.”

Applejack sniffled and a smile slowly etched across her face to mimic the one her friend was sporting. “Ah’m sor−”

“You have nothing for which to be sorry, darling.”

Applejack looked down and let out a deep sigh. She cleared her throat stretched her neck and beamed a confident smile at her unicorn friend. “Shall we continue this lovely evening, my dear?”

“Let’s.”