It's a cold Saturday morning in February. A teenaged Apple Bloom wants a break from her repairs on the farm, and her former nemesis Diamond Tiara wants a break from her idiot family. When Diamond Tiara turns up at Sweet Apple Acres to hang out with her sort-of friend and occasional lover, freezing cold under two coats, Apple Bloom has an idea: The Apple family smoke house, converted into a sauna by her and her brother some months back.

So, the pair take a break and head over there to warm up, sweat it out, and have a wash.

And have sex. Filthy, depraved, messed-up sex. And oh boy is it depraved....

Clopfic. Set in same universe as Pipsqueak's Day off, reading is not at all required. Warnings for: Verbal abuse, mild bondage, rimming and some watersports. All characters portrayed are above the age of consent.