Man I just don't even know what to say here
THE STORY
STARRING YOU
A CUSTOM STORY BY ARGMBBARGER
its a colp sotry so watch out for children
So like you're this horse man and don't even ask how it happened you will spoil the sport if you do that. You're this well-hung horse that means you have a large penis but it's ok because you are a gentleman so no one worries about your dick
except THE LADIES are all over that shit.
So you're walking through horseburg and this pink horse with a pink hairs walks up and goes “is that your penis or are you just aroused” and cool as a cucumber you respond “nope, babe”
“you should come with me to my house and I can help you with your erection” the pink horse says
“that sounds awfully arousing” the you say. So you do. You go with this complete stranger to her house because she might make you have a biology reaction.
In her house you find lots of neat things but nothing neater than the pink horse pinke mouth over your penis. It kind of felt like a pie. Like a pink pie was on your dick and movin around sexy. You groan and moan and then she goes even fatter than before. What's gonna happen??? your a virgin so you don't know but pinkie horse disn't stopping fast and you felt kind of fnunny in your teticles throb. “i want that!!” the pinke says and she takes her mouth off of your genitals and sits there with her mouth open and looking at you.
“ow whyd you stop that was fun” you say
“you dummy your supposed to touch yourself and have a contraction in the bulbospongiosus muscle so that proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and spermatozoa can be on my face”
“oh”
but it was too late and you lost your arouse and horse with a mouth like a pink pie got mad and kicked you out.
You felt really sad and alone because no one loves you but then a white one showed up and said I love you
oh man this one has a horn on her head you say. I should go with this and have a sex so I can loosen my virginity.
The rare white horse looked at you with a passion for fasion and said “ok what I want you to do right now is to bend ov er” and you go “ok”
you bend over and feel a thing in your butt. What is that thing in your butt? It shouldn't be in your butt. You are sos surprised that you almost poop but you stop yourself because she might not like poop.
“man I love poop” white horse coos in your butt “I bet you wonder what is in your butt well it is my horn do you like my horn in your butt”
“yeah I guess” you say and poop a little”
“yes thank you for the offering” and you feel the suction in your butt increase and all your poop goes away.
“wherd my poop go?” you say and the horse goes “in my poop”
“ok well this si less sexy than I wanted” “oh don't worry I will be sexy for you”
while her horn is in your butt the white horse moves hoove over your gonads and you like it so much that your spongy pensi becomes engorged with virgin blood. You have a horn in your butt but it is ok because soon your semen will.
She stops and you are close to coming an orgasm and you go “whyd you sto[p”
“this is no way to treat a lady how do you like it if you had your horn in my butt and you had to make me sex”
“well I don't have a horn”
but then you do and she says “FTFY” and you have a fossil poop horn on your head made of poop
“is this your poop or my poo” you say and she says “i dunno probably both and some other poop too”
“this is gross do you really want this in your butt or girl hole” and she says yes but you are so grossed out from the gross poop that your erection goes away and you run away from the erection poop house of white horse poop wisard.
Oh woe is you “oh wow is me” you say “I will never find a special someone who I can cherish”
“man I can be that for you” a yellow horse says.
“oh man really that would be awesome!!!!”
you follow the yellow butter cream sunshine horse with the mane of light red splendour to her shitty hovel in the woods and she beckons you all sexy
“you sure do have a big dick” the creamhorse with butterfly butt says “I sure do want your big dick”
“woa don't you think this is a little forward” you say
“oh come on look at my tight snatch” the fluttery pony with wings says
“I think this is going to fast for me” you say.
The shy horse massages her vaginal and you watch and you get aroused because she is really sexy but your superior ethics gets the better of you and you leave and wait in the cold air for your erection to go away and then you walk aback to town.
“every oen just loves me for my enormous always-ready cock” you weep.
“did someone say enormous always-ready penis” a voice says “yeehaw that sounds like a time-based”
you look out but its too late there's an apple on your penis
“I had this apple have a hole punched in it just waiting for a big penis stallion like you to have an existential dick crisis in the middle of town” applejack says moving the apple over your rockhard.
Aah my penis you say “its goning to shoot”
“thats what I want” said the orange horse and she pushes you down on your back with the apple and pushes the apple on your bottom of your penis against your balls and then she gets on the apple on your dick and sh e humps the apple and your pensi
this is the most extreme bliss you've ever felt and you're just about to climb an axe but youu can't because her hat is just so stupid and silly
you push her off and pull off the apple and throw the apple in her dumb face and you knowck her unconsciousness out.
But before you can run away form the scene of the crime you hear a voice say “im going to have sex with you so fast that your gonna have a climax virgin before your penis can even clock the time-based” and there is a blue rainbow blur on your dick
You scream so loud that the blur dies and you move on in peaceful.
“why doesn't anyone love me for me why is it always my enormous always-ready dick that makes them like me” you cry.
“oh hi you must be new in town” you hear a voice respond” I am a purple twilight horse and I know everything about sex”
“I don'tw ant to have sex I want to find my true love :(“ you say.
“well I read all the books about sex and I'm so good at a sex that every time it is so mechanical and dry that they go “oh twilight your so good at sex” and every time I get a am so good at vagina sex that I get pregnated in my womb with hot stallions every time.”
“your a virgin” you say “i know because virgins can sense they're own”
“you're right but I will be your true love”
So you go with twilight horse back to her library home
“hey there big guy” she says “do you want to “check” out my “books” at the “library” I can give you a “library card” but make sure you “return” the “books” “on-time” our you'll receive a “late fee” and also make sure to “wash your hands” berfore “reading” the “books” you don't want to get the “books” “dirty””
finally, you say, finally you found your true love a horse as awkward as you
you spend the whole rest of your life with twilight “social grace” sparkle and but you both die virgins because every time your about to have a sex spike the dragon cockblocks you and this happens all the way up until spike dies but spike is a dragon and lives a lot longer live than you or the horses so you get cockclocked until you both die without ever having a geinital touch.
The end
