The Best Troll Ever (Implying to me)

by pegasisterinblack

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Random
Length: 607

IMMMAAAAA FIRIN MAH LAZRRRRRRR

THERE IS A BOMB AND EVERYONE DIES BUT THE MANE SIX SERVIVE TEHN TEH ALL FUCK. THE END.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-17 22:10:15 UTC

NOW KISS.

RAINBOWDASH IS A PERVERT THEN SHIT HAPPENDS AND EVERYONE DIES WHILE RARITY FUCKS A SPY IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM AND TWILIGHT CLOPS TO A DIRTY BOOK IN HER ROOM. FUTASHY FUCKS A TREE WHILE BIG MAC AND APPLEJACK MAKE LOVE TO CINNAMON CEREAL WHILE SHE SCREAMS OUT I LOVE CELERY AND CELESTIA CUMS ALL OVER HER DESK DRWER WHILE DILDOING TO PICTURES OF LUNA IN A BIKINI.

AFTER DISCORD TOOK OVER HE FUCKED LUNA AND THEY HAD TWO HUMAN CHILDREN WHO THEY SENT TO THE RAINBOW FACTORY BECASE THEY ORE FUCKING NERDS AND DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY.

CELESTIA IS MAD BECAUSE SHE WALKED INTO THEM HAVING SEX SO SHE JOINED IN AND ALL THE MAIDS DID SO TOO SO IT WAS A GIGANTIC ORGY WHEN LAUREN FAUST TOOK OUT HER PARTY CANNON AND SHOT THEM ALL WITH 6 INCH LONG DILDO'S.

PINKIEPIE WAS MAKING CUPCAKES WITH HER ENEMA WHEN SWEETIEDAWHOOP WALKED IN AND KILLED HER USING THE ROYAL PONYVILLE VOICE.

BRAEBURN MADE SWEET LOVE TO APPLEBLOOM WHILE FLIM AND FLIAM HAD A GAY ORGY IN THE SWEET APPLE ACRES BARN WITH GRANNY SMITH AND DECIDED TO HAVE A THREESOME AND SHIT WAS AWESOME AND RAINBOW DASH RUNS IN WITH A STRAP ON AND STARTS TO MAKE LOVE WITH THE FIRE PLACE AS SHE BURNED IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL WHEN LUNA HAD AN ORGASAM AND SHOT A OCEANS WORTH TO THE RED MOON MAKING IT WHITE.

(THAT IS WHILE THE MOON IS WHITE TODAY) AND KILLED EVERYBODY IN A 5 MILE RADIUS. DOCTOR WHOOVES CAME TO EQUESTRIA AND SOON HAD TO FUCK A CACTUS CAUSE HE WAS BUTTHURT. SCOOTALOO WAS IN THE RAINBOW FACTORY AND MADE LOVE TO LUNAS LITTLE BOY BEFORE THEY ALL GOT ''GRINDED INTO RAINGASAMS.''

DITSY HOOVES LOST HER VIRGINITY TO DERPY WHILE SHE MOLESTED HER AND DOCTOR WHOOVES RAN IN AND STARTED TO FUCK DERPY BECASE THEY WERE ALL BUTTHERT ESPECALLY DITZY BECASE SHE WAS A FILLY AND A HUGE THING ENTERED HER NETHER REIGON WHILE STILL A 10 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. EVERYBODY ON EARTH CHANGED INTO A PONY AND REGIDAR MET NIRVANNA AS A PONY AND HAD NO CHOICE TO FUCK IT WHILE MARE IN THE MOON MET LUNA NAD HUGGED HER TIGHTLY NAD DISCORD CAME IN AND GOT ANGRY AND TURNED HIM TO STONE WHILE THE ONE AND ONLY PEGASISTER IN BLACK MADE LOVE TO BIGMACINTOSH IN THE GAY ORGY AND CHANGLINGS CAME DOWN AND WAS TOLD TO BE HORNY BY THIER QUEEN AND FUCKED EVERYONE WHILE SAING ''IS IT TIME FOER ME TO SMACK A HOE?'' WHILE SCOOTALOO BECAME A RAINBOW SNOWGLOBE WHILE SHE FINGERED HERSELF AS A GHOST. APPLEJACK WAS IN THE NEWS FOR MOST HONEST HOE, AND SOARIN WORKS AT THE RAINBOW FACTORY AND FUCKS THE KILLING KNIFE WHILE ENTERTAINING RAINBOW DASH AND TWILIGHT SPUNKHOLE WHILE USING HIS WINDS TO EXITE RARITY. PIPSQUAK AND SWEETIEDAWHOOP HAD ANAL SEX WHILE SHE SCREAMED ''I LOVE DICKS!'' AND RARTY CAME IN AND PUT A DILDO IN HER SISTERS ASS AND SHE ORGASAMED SOOO HARD THAT IT SHOT CUM ALL THE WAY OF RARTY INTO HER MOUTH AND SO DID PIPSQUAK AND THEY ALL  HAD AMAZING BLOW JOBS AND THEY ALL FUCKED. A NIGGA CAME IN AND FUCKED A BLACK NIGGA ON THE ASS HORES AND TWILIGHT SPUNKHOLE HAD HORN SEX WITH SPIKE WITH HER PURPLE SHADED ANUS WHILE SHIT MADE SEX TO BITCH AND THEY CREATED A NEW WORD NAMED BUCK AND EVERYPONY OR EVERYHORNY GOT RAPED THE END OR NOT YET BITCHES SIKE! THE BARBER SHOP POLE MAKE FUCK TO PINKIE PIE AND EVERYPONY MADEOUT WITH CUM IN THIER MOUTHS. TEH END.