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Scootasex

Scootaloo went to Rainbow Dash house to have great sex with her because she wanted it.So she went to her house and knocked on the door and when Rainbow Dash opened opended the door and scootaloo start kissing Rainbow Dashs ass big time .Suprised buy this Dash let it happen then scootaloo decided to go in head first, stretching the shit out of Rainbow Dash’s anus until she was comfortably nested in her liver.she then started licking her vagina from thje inside turned on by this she started cumming like a bath tube Scootaloo wanted out so she went out the mouth way and climped out her mouth cuming at the same time and then Rainbow Dash shoved a lamp up her vagina and used it to skullfuck Sweetie Belle somehow.Sweetie Belle started biting her ovaries again and again pissed off Rainbow dsash shoved her whoove uop there and pulled Sweetie Belle out then stuck the lamp up her vagina then Apple Bloom gave herself oral anal while Scootaloo crawled into Rainbow Dash’s eye socket with some lubricant and a bag of potato chips and some PORN. They watched the porn while Rainbow fucked Luna’s brains out when she was a child.’Enjoying this applebloom crawled out and shoved a baseball bat and a basball up Luna’s ass then she came a whale.appleJack who stuck her head in rainbow Dash’s nose. The whale fired semen all the way through Dash’s hole, as the children all began sticking any phallic object they could find into any opening on her now dead and unaroused corpse. Then came Celestia who was also children and had made out with Luna many times but this way they decided to go all the way so Sweetie Belle helped by making a strap on from the combined throats of Rainbow Dash and scootaloo. Celestia put the penis on and fucked her sister Luna in both applejacks ovaries with his claws then disco dance on the ramaines of the floor then slithered into Celestria’s knees Luna spewed puke on Celestria’s penis which turned her on more then ripped her ass opened then Sweeite belle grabbed the chips from Rainbow Dash eyes then stuck in Celestria ovaries then opened the bag and eat in there with the dip from Rainbow dash ovaries. Celestia was like “Oh yeah” and grabbed Applebloom and beat her until she puked all over the chips. She then called her friend Doctor Whooves and he ejaculated on the chips, after Applebloom beat him off for a few hours. Eventually there was semen everywhere. Like, the entire house was like an aquarium, but with semen, and the fish were all fucking.Twilight used her magic so they can breather undersemen then she had to get on the fuck start riding the celestria penis then her horn cutting her butterfinger like butter discord came out of celestria knne cap bursting with hormohones he raped twillight and spike at the same time.Derpy Whooves came in with oranges and penises and stuck the oranges in her ass then into Rainbow dash dead body and force them to Sweetie Belle who was still eating chips Rarity came in with gallons and gallons of aborted fetises which eat the oranges then everyone stop and ate the festises in a very orgamic sexual way.Rarity stuick a house in her ass which was no problem then Appleboom watched in amusement as this happened and got up and skullfucked Discord.Rarity whipped her big thobbing penis and started fucking Luna against Celestrial.Then Discord cut his wrist and everyone began sucking like ponies on cuts which blood is a festish for all ponies.Samueul who was filming decicded it was time to act he joined with Bill Clinton to give Aids to Discord with a hot threeway that last days then celestria breaks her fake penis while she is fucking Sweetie Belle then Sweetie came so much she came trees which Rarity shoved up Bill clinton penis.Eminem comes and gets raped to death by his mom who was Sameul jackson the whole time.Bill clinton shit out a two by four then the whipes came out i mean Rairty came whips which she started whipping Scootaloo back to life then rapes twilight to the wall to the sweat comes come from Bill clinton then he ski ski ski mother fucker celestria suck Emiem cock off then spits in luna’s eye then Luna eat it spike messing out this jumped in Samuel jackson ass breathed fire in his lung like every movie? Turns out Sweetie Belle was Bret Farve who sent dick pics to everyone ass then raped himself Matt damon came in because FBI was looking for him again then seeing this he took his clothes and joined in throwing Bret Farve over the table and fucking him then ripped out Rarity house which was still in her ovaries Fluttershy died from escasty exploded cum everywhere.Everyone did a cockton of cocaine of the dead body of Fluttershy then raped it. Then a hobo appeared with spikey pubic hair and a cock penis who is name was Tyler Norton. “I will fix this.” He said. He clapped his pubic hair and suddenly everything went back to the way it was seven years ago, with Celestia and Luna still babies nesting in the ovaries of Discord. Tyler was there now too, beating people with his pubic hair. Then one day. lil Wayne challenged Luna to a cum drinking challenge for no fucking reason. So Tyler spent an entire day jacking off using his pubic hairs as porn. Lil Wayne and Luna begin drinking and eventually Luna passes out because Tyler’s cum is 60% alcohol and 80% pubic wonder. Tyler Norton was actually Tyler Durden so he opens a Fight Club and everyone FUCKS because they are too horny to fight and all use cum to drink but Tyler takes action and snaps necks with his pubic hairs. “Tyler I love you” says Sweetie Belle who’s Rainbow Dash. “Bitch I know it” and he fucked her like she’s never been fucked by a guy with twelve foot long muscle bound pubic hairs. Though she had. So much. Tyler’s pubic hairs went up her vagina and tickled her liver and kidneys and pancreas and throat and came out every pore of her body like William Shatner sweating semen when aroused. Then William Shatner was there and he flew ships at Luna who was wondering what the fuck and they died.

“Let’s get married.” Says Marla, who is apparently in this story now. Bitch. Rainbow Dash who was actually Tom Baker got pissed because Marla was stealing her man and he was actually Scootaloo. Scootaloo flies fast into Marla’s VAGINA and bursts out the back of her throat making her dead but she didn’t realize that Tyler was blowing shit up including himself. “NO!” Said Scootaloo, who was actually Eric Clapton. He played his guitar so amazingly that Tyler didn’t blow up and his pubic hairs had orgasms. He then turned gay and sucked the cock of Gilda who came out of no where because Eric Clapton was actually Gilda and Tyler was Rainbow Dash all along. So they proceeded to lick out each other’s pubic hairs. Also vaginas. Soon there after, Sweetie Belle was unfortunately trapped between Gilda and Rainbow Dash’s INCREDIBLY violent and angry sex, which destroyed half of Egypt and part of Russia and sank the polar ice caps and the Titanic and assassinated JFK.Magic sex that’s how.Sweetie oraled her way out then started cumming bricks which she threw at Rainbow Dash then shoved the rest up Gilda spinela cord.Luna sits and eats chips while fucking her past self blind.applejack eats applebooms ass which made her deaf.Then Big Mac joined in and broke every bone in Grampa smith body with his semen after jerking off to a picture of Doctor Whooves then puked on Applebloom.Rarity has not been fucked in a while dies.Rainbow Dash wakes up to go have amazing sex with Trixie by sticking her head down her throat and puking the Trixie magiced int o Jfk then stuck his cock penis into Rainbow Dash’s chest ripped in to her stomach then inhaled her organs like noodles. Then suddenly JFK flew through the window with guns and swords and his penis. Then before he could rape Rainbow Dash, Reagan bursted through the other side with more penises than JFK so JFK was assassinated by Rainbow Dash and Gilda’s hot pubic hair sex which covers time in space. “This story is more out of order than my sex life.” Says black David Tennant who gangsters up and down the universe pimpin’ hos and shoots the seventh doctor. Then Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and some other bitch put strap ons over their asses and fight of 30 black guys, 40% of which are David Tennant’s. The David Tennant’s all aimed their black cock lazers at Swettie Belle and Scootaloo and the other bitch who was actually Sweetie Belle and opened fire but white David Tennant’s deflected them with their superior cocks and semens. Then Martin Luther King pulls out uzis and rocket launchers because of the implications that white people are better but no one pays attention to him because he’s dumb and black and in jail. Then it turns out he’s actually Ben Stein.then Ghandi came in and shoved one arm up rainbow dash and used as a puppet then bite Ben Stein cock also fuck applejack in her whatever is left

Then the cast of three company came in and had a massive orgy that wiped out the rest of Russia and some parts of Canada then Kramer screamed at his loudest cock Nigger which offended Jessie Jackson who raped Kramer back to ponies celestria woke up with chips everywhere she eat them nicely then walked out side and saw the Seahawks who were like damn let’s rape that bitch because we suck football then they all fucked each other cause they suck at everything then Larry fitzgenerald and Brandon Marshall saw this had a beauty threeway was so right that it brought back Russia cause Brandon Marshall is a sexy God along with Larry anything they fuck together brings back Russia.applebloom tried to jump on everyones cocks and came .

Suddenly, out of blues, came the Blues Brothers, Dan Acroyd and Edward Norton. They danced and everyone fled, but they couldn’t escape. Every single pony in the world felt the throbbing wrath of Edward Norton’s hulk penis. Then Tyler Durden destroys the world with his pubic hairs.

Chapter 2

The fights was over Scootaloo stood winninng with Sweetie Belle and random bitch with 35 dead black guys most which were david tennant they then deciced to use those strap ons on the dead black guys who had already had their penises harvested by the chips so the chips could use them for strap ons when fucking Luna. Luna was happy about this because she loved the chips. It was many cocks later that a burning fire erupted burning all the black people, except 2 black David Tennant’s who ran, but Luna struck them dead with her lightning penis.then they gasve in to a cluster fuck which even ovens were turned on then One David Tennant threw a chip cock in there and fed it to Luna in her elbow. Back in hell, Celestia was playing poker with Joseph Stalin while giving Hitler head. This was happening because she had made a bet with him about how many Jews you could fit into a grown man’s urethra, and she had lost. She said only two, but Hitler fit 42. So now she sucked upon his average sized cock. stalin fit in merely 7 Jews in then 4r million people that opposed him then sucking his below average penis vagina (which was like a black hole that sucked in anything that was slightly different to him in any way and forced them to live the rest of their life in a dank hole fool of chewing gum and sperm and some pesticides.)back on earth Rainbow Dash giving oral to Spike becasue the hell of it but putting his spikey tail up her vagina while eating out Scootaloo who was climbing in Luna who was fucking applejack the building their were in blew up as in it gave them all oral and came up.i After she was done oralling Spike, Rainbow Dash flew outside, and took to the sky, and got going really fast. Then, she flew into Sugar Cube Corner, where Pinkie happened to be sitting with her legs apart. Rainbow flew into Pinkie’s vagina making a sonic rainboom that shook the city and left various homes without power hundreds died and bodily fluids of Pinkie’s AND Dash’s all over Equestria.Then Discord then rips out Fluttershy vagina and eats it then pukes it out and feeds to Applebloom then gave amazing oral to discord to to thank him then shoved into his mind where she ind fucks him literally this time then eats his brain like tank then doctor whooves and derpy rent Gostbuster and beating each other off like prized horses then Doctor Whooves felt sick and threw up and Sweetie Belle came out because she had crawled into Doctor Whoove’s stomach to make love to his pancreas with her strap on she made out of a 12 gauge shotgun so when she finally ejaculated bullets came out and killed Doctor from the inside. This pissed off the remaining black people, including Discord.they came out of everywhere with penises knifves to pleasure her deadly Back in hell Clestria has just done oraling when stuck three million Jews up her snatch she screamed in to Stalin’z penis vagina which blackholed everywhere then dsicord came out of it and eat Hitler’s penis and utherha which still had the 42 jew in it then began rapping because he is black then got arrested for robbery or some shit. Back in heaven, God was talking to Tom Baker who was actually rainbow Dash and Tyler Durden and basically everyone else. “You can’t be so many people.” God raged. “I can do whatever the hell I want, I’m you.” And Dash was God. Back in hell, Stalin flew out of Stalin’s penis vagina and punched Mark Zuckerburg in the bank account. It hurt poorly. Zuckerburg posted foul things about Stalin on Facebook, but Stalin sent Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo to kill him. “CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ASSASSINS!” they died and got raped. On other places, Derpy had so many tears a t dead Doctor that she had to cut off his cock and shove it in her eye just to keep herself from sobbing endlessly. She then sobbed endlessly, soon realizing that crying was her fetish, then she got horny and raped Snails who like it. back where ever trixie is she jumped to fight the evil bear thing but then fucked it giving it t]oral which she could barely fit it’s huge cock around her lips then she was crushed when it tried to rape her ut it wasn’t really trixie it was morgan freeman and shawshank the real trixie was inside the bear eating his penis which was pleasing the bear strangely then he came a river of semen which drowned the cock chips Luna displeased with this she used to make a cock big enough to kill the bear which trixie danced out the asshole of the bear then went to jewish hell.Back to i have no fucking idea Applejack fucked her way upa mountain of sex which had Mt Dew on there then a bolt of lightening stuck her vagina which she instantly came applejack. Suddenly Applejack exploded and her adams turned into Brad Pitt who was immediately in bed with Rainbow Dash and Princess Celestia because he’s just that good. Suddenly Dash was like “Holy shit you’re good” and bit off Brad Pitt’s men. Then Celestia and Rainbow got in a hoof fight which Princess Celestia won but Rainbow then apperated to hell and hid inside Barack Obama. Who went and raped Brad Pitt claiming to be Obama but really Dash which he cut his eyes in a flame of passion then cried a mission dollars which he bought white slaves with rhinos. Suddenly Rainbow Dash uncame from the deepest confides of Obama’s soul and bursted through his black and they became one almighty entity of every color except white. So then she ate Sweetie Belle so she would absorb her pigment and be white too. Now everyone died and then lived again and they all got breast implants. “I’m a sexy bitch” says Rarity as she violently whips a goat she has tied to her ceiling fan. Then a wild Slenderman appeared and started stalking the shit out of all ponies and before long they were all proxies except the ones who were dead. But there is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cock. And the magic gets done and you make a neat clopfic for the ponies who are still alive. Then there was a shitton of scat. The COCK

Suddenly when they thought it was over forever Scootaloo’s cock came out of everypony and flew to raping Discord who flew it to hell in a handbasket but Scootacock burned forever and didn’t say anything. Then there were explosions and Fluttershy came through hell’s basket and punched Tyler Durden gunly until he died and Fluttershy was wanted for murdering. So Trixie became a cop and shot black people. While all that shit was happening people were kind of on fire but not really then meteors flew into Jim. Jim had chainsaws and said “I will fight the chainsaws” and threw meteors at them. Before long nothing happened.

Edward Nortan was unhappy because someone was punching him and Tyler was dead and punching him. “You wont like me when Im anry” said Edward like Thor. Then he turend into Thor and put his hammer in the guy punching him while Scootaloo crawled out of sex to give Rainbow Dash oral but couldn’t find her so he settled with Calvin Johnson who sexed her so hard Rainbow Dash died.