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Schmuck for Mares

by WeirdBeard
I regret nothing.

After the extravagant 'Gentleman for Mares' company's huge success in Equestria, a large number of competitors began to spring up from around the country. Most were blatant ripoffs, but several were options for mares with a budget. Needless to say, complications arose.

Enter Sweets and his big dumb face.

(Credit of the picture to the original creator (couldn't find the rascal))

(This shouldn't be taken serious. At all. I have nothing but respect for fellow writers here, especially Demon Eyes Lahari and his story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60371/Gentleman-for-Mares. The idea really just arrived when I saw the description for it. Simply a parody and nothing more through this. Read at your own discretion.)

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Human
 
OD

2847 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Get yer hot buns over here 2012-11-07 10:27:25 UTC
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  2. You're so sweet! 2013-02-09 00:43:54 UTC
    1772