Derpy and The Doctor

The sound of the alarm clock pounded into Derpy’s head as she woke up.  It was met by a strong wing with equal force.  It was her birthday and she wanted more sleep.

“Morning, sweetie,” Derpy mumbled.  No answer.

“Sweetie?” Derpy’s eyes opened.

“Doctor?” Derpy looked to the other side of her bed and saw that it was empty.  She looked to the corner and her eyes met a small, but tall for it’s size, blue barn.  The barn had a plank on which was written “Pony Public Call Box”.  It was still here, but where would the Doctor be then?  Strange.  Derpy didn’t put anymore thought to it and immediately ran downstairs.  She ran to a door with a paper sign that said “Dinky’s Room”.

The room had a pink bed, a pile of candy wrappers, that Dinky somehow kept forgetting to throw away, lots of scattered toys, as well as many posters depicting assorted colt-bands.  But it didn’t have Dinky.

“What,” yelled Derpy, “It’s my birthday and you both leave the house before I wake up?!”

Derpy wasn’t going to let that get her down, she decided to go to sugarcube corner and buy an extra-large muffin.  She pranced out the door, her mouth watering from thoughts of blueberries and cinnamon.  Derpy opened the door and stopped in her tracks.  She was staring directly down the barrel of a cannon.  Derpy’s eyes went from crossed to straight instantly.  Derpy didn’t no what to think and was about to run away from the aliens or whatever it might be when she heard a fammiliar voice.

“Surprise!” Pinkie jumped on top of the cannon and fired it.  Much to Derpy’s relief, it shot confetti.  Derpy suddenly saw nearly a quarter of Ponyville at her doorstep.  Including Dinky and her husband.  Many of them were bearing gifts.  The pony party made their way into her house, many of them had come prepared so she wasn’t worried about any preparations.

“Wow, Pinkie,” she said, “you didn’t have to go through all this trouble.”

“Are you kidding?”  She replied, “you did save the town from the weeping angels.”

Dinky and Doctor Whooves walked in, Whooves was pulling a cart that contained what could easily be the largest muffin.  Dinky sat on top of it while filling the pastry with candles.

“Hi mom,” she shouted as it was wheeled into the kitchen, “happy birthday!”.

Pinkie’s 5 closest friends walked to the pink and gray ponies.

“You have such an interesting family,” said Twilight who along with her friends, new all about the TARDIS, “I still can’t get over the fact that your husband is the sole survivor of a planet that's mastered time-travel, that time machine was probably why we always saw you mixed in with everypony everywhere we went.”

“Yeah,” said Rainbow Dash, “I was confused when I saw you at the Galla’s V.I.P. area.  You probably have an explanation,  don’t you?”

“Yeah, we have something called Psychic Paper, It makes ponies see only what we wan’t them to see, such as V.I.P. tickets.”

“It sounds like you’ve had some great adventures,” Twilight was starting to get excited.

“You don’t know the half of it,” Derpy had an “oh, you” expression.

“If you don’t mind me asking, how did you meet The Doctor?”

“That, Twilight, is a rather interesting story.”