Ray was a....peculiar Human. He lived in a bad neighborhood, lived in a shitty apartment, lived around others that seemed completely miserable. The things he looked forward too most days, was drinking, and watching a show involving Ponies, and playing his guitar. He recently got fired from his job, causing him go into a state of sadness, but nothing more booze could fix.

After waking up from a hangover from Hell, he got dressed, checked to see if he had any mail, and got confronted by his landlord, who was wanting his rent money. After pushing the landlord to his limit with sarcastic insults, Ray was evicted. While packing his things in a rush, he noticed a glowing circular stone, lying on his desk. He picked it up to investigate, ignoring the landlord banging on his door. He was teleported to a strange land, after some investigating, he realized to his complete and utter shock that he was in Equestria!

But this Human is hiding somethings, what could they be?

Will he live in Equestria in peace? Or does something else have a different plan for him?

(Teen for Strong Language, Alcohol references, and Suggestive themes. Characters will be added as the story goes on)

[CURRENTLY ON HIATUS TO FIX MISTAKES AND REWRITTING]