Three of Me: School Society

Chapters

Introductions
The 4th What?
DODGEBALL MATCH! MANE 6 VS THE INFAMOUS
The Deaf Notes We Play
Love is in the crossed eyes of the beholder
CrossOver (Living The Dream) : Surprise Encounter and HOOFBALL!
Cupcakes Vs Muffins
TO THE BEACH !
The Yearlies
Can't I just study? Please
"The Test"
Love is found in any form
Down The Sky Without A Wing
A "Cool" Talent show : Epic Sax Pony
The Epic Fight " Darkness Falls"
DETENTION!!
Friendship Survives
Kill and Joy : Secrets Revealed
Four vs One
A Friendly Competition
Hunt or Hunted
Is this real life?
Other Me Vs School Society
Helping Out : Fauna and Apples
Helping Out: Flora and Desserts
Helping Out: Rivalry and Music
Psycho Ex Marefriend
Psycho Ex Marefriend Part two
Brony Day Care Part 1
Brony Day Care Part 2
Brony Day Care 3
CROSSOVER OF CONSCIENCES: KillJoy and Breaking Dawn
CROSSOVER OF CONSCIENCES: KILLJOY AND BREAKING DAWN PART 2
Meanwhile......
CROSSOVER OF CONSCIENCES: Assassin's Games
CrossOver of Consciences: Assassin Games Part 2
Crossover of Consciences: Kill Vs Break
SlenderPony: Part one
SlenderPony: Part 2
SlenderPony: Part 3
Charge with your Heart and Hoof
At the Bar
Scales and Claws: Compatibility
Do You Want To Be The Very best?
The Elite One
Graze's One Fear
Blossomed Artist
Lone Survivor
Clothes Off? NO!
Clothes Off? STILL NO!
Clothes Off?! ....Maybe....
Clothes Off? BUT I'M A MARE!
TEACHER FOR A DAY!
Marecopalypse
Marepocalype: DarkSide
Color Me Pretty or Tickle My Fancy
Mysteries of Three Of Me
Love Hate Relationship
Meet Aroma!
One Does Not Simply Argue With A Mare
The Trip
AT THE MALL!
Racing Marks
Drunk Crusade
I'm going Commando
Psychotic
Promises
Just a Regular Sunday
Crying With Some Swag
Royally Screwed
Messed Up Monday
Mondays.......
FOAL SITTING! WE TRAINED FOR THIS!
Where There Is Light
Never Trained Properly
Unbeliev--
Nature Vs Necro
Been Dreaming
Defensive Training and Complications
Reactions
Truth Be Told
Gaydar
Unexpected
Descent
Let it begin
Shadow's Mind
The Perfect Offense and Defense is Balance!
Three Of Me Versus Three of Them
Another encounter
Parting
Darkness Vs Darkness
Let Me Teach You How to Fight
Light's Shadow
See you all in Ponyville!
Introduction to Season 2
Standing Up For What You Believe In
Striking Soccer! Dark Lightning Strikes Twice
Preview OF YET ANOTHER EPIC FIGHT SCENE!!
Comfort and Consciences
Relaxation & Boredom
Day 1: Explanation and Tactics
Teacher's Stand and Chaser's Final Move: Fission!

Introductions

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Proof-Reading in progress. Very slow start, but comedic chapters start at nine or ten. If you pass a certain chapter that has not been proof read, I hope it doesn't turn you away as I will fix those once I have time. Writing gets better as you progress. Check latest chapter for proof.

A manga-type story and also, expect crazy amine-esque things to happen. Enjoy!

Equestrian High, this was not a regular school, well not if you count the subjects at least. It was mainly to prepare you for the outside world and to aid in finding a proper occupation for your special talent. Ponies would come here and be given a dorm room, often times you could choose to have either a roommate or a singular room. Depending on your talent, some students are even given jobs around here as the school encourages such.

But, that raises a question. Why am I here?

Well, it wasn’t like I had some grand quest for my cutie mark, not like other ponies anyway. I was born with it after all. Yeah, the angelic and tribal wing on my flank? Those are my marks.

But, introductions first, my name is Razor Graze. I am a pegasus, and yes, I wear clothes unlike other ponies. My mane is streaked red and white, as the icy shade of my coat was complimented by the occasional white spot. But one thing that you should know about me aside from the physical description, is that I have two consciences both of their own free will named, Kill and Joy. They would often in times communicate with another, or myself as well as have a rather large influence on my actions and my life. Whether I want them to, or not.

Of course, this affects me in a rather bad way, my cutie marks reflecting their own. This has made most ponies look at me like I have cutie pox, or as Kill told me once, 'a leper' thus being the reason why I began wearing clothes, hiding who I am from society, which you know is never fun.

Outside of the school, I stood beside my father for what may be a long time until I finish my years in this facility. "My colt is growing up so fast. Last thing I knew, you were just this small," he said, hovering a hoof in mid-air. "And now, you are leaving your old dad to grow up. I'm gonna miss you, Graze," my father said, embracing me as he did so.

"I'm gonna miss you too dad, but I’ll be home when vacation comes," I reassured him, hopefully.

[COME ON LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, WWWWOOOOOOO! FINALLY, WE ARE FREE! FRRREEEEE!] Kill shouted excitedly.

Ignoring his comment, I released the embrace with my father and walked on, leaving behind my old life and off to a new one as I entered the compound of 'Equestrian High.'

Waving him a hoof good bye, I carried my belongings to the room which I was assigned a year back when I had applied, but, it seems that I was a tad bit late as the semester had started a week earlier. Seeing the amount of students, it was obvious that this school was known for its popularity compared to the others in Trottingham which were quite small. Yet, this one alone couldn’t touch the rustle and bustle of Manehattan or the high class society of Canterlot.

Seeing every student go their usual way, may it be class to class, or the small talk during break interval, I had felt right at home. Well, my new home as I had just left behind my old one, but, as Kill stated before, "YAHOO! I'M FREE!"

The room I was placed was so... How should I put, dead. Yeah, that’s the right word. There was nothing much to see, just a bed, windows here and there, a cupboard, a desk to study, a kitchen with a counter and a lot more space than you would actually expect. Finally settling down in my room, I had now begun to unpack my belongings until suddenly, I heard a bell ring.

Right, school... Classes.

Now in realization and a hurry, I grabbed my time table and checked the clock. Oh shit! What do I have first?!

[Better hurry! Wanna make a good appearance, dont'cha?] Kill asked.

{Ohh shut up, I know I know!}

Joy stated excitedly for the first day.

{Thanks Joy, I owe ya one.}

Rushing out of the room with my textbooks and stationery, I quickly locked my dorm and galloped through the halls, dodging both students and teachers, who at that time, saw a white blur, dashing through the halls, stopping at each door.

“Thank Celestia!” I praised in relief, as I had finally found the door with big bolded letters stating: MATHEMATICS. Without hesitation, I slammed through the door, interrupting both the class and the teacher.

With an observative eye, as I sheepishly smiled, he slowly trotted towards me. "You must be the new student, Raze Graze, aren't you?”

A few mumbles were heard from the class, as the teacher had blatantly and I’m sure, purposely called out my name, wrongly. "It's Razor Graze, mister..." I stopped mid-sentence, allowing the stallion to introduce himself.

"Mr. Pythagoras," he finished my sentence, shaking my hoof in doing so. Ending our gentlecolts introductions, I was about to begin my search in finding my seat, only to be held back by the teacher’s hoof. “Where do you think you’re going? We still don’t know anything about you.”

"I don't want to be rude, but isn't this Maths?"

"Well yes, you seem to be quite bright, that’s for sure," he stated with sarcasm, the ponies in the class snickering at his comment." But we always like to know about our bright new faces, so please, go ahead."

< He seems to be a bundle of sunshine and daisies,> Joy rolled his eyes.

Well, great, I was placed in the bucking spotlight. Sure, pick on the new pony.

“Well first of all, my name is Razor Graze, not Raze Graze, or just Graze would be fine,” I introduced myself, correcting the teacher with extra emphasis on my name. "I really don't know what else to say, so I think I can answer a few questions from the class."

Finally looking forward to the class, I watched the room, brightened with different colours as if it were a rainbow, each mare and colt different shades of color, and also, one with a mane and tail of every color!

Seeing a purple unicorn raise her hoof, I acknowledged the mare, picking her to ask the first question. "Hello, I am Twilight Sparkle,” she introduced herself. “What does your cutie mark even mean? You know, your special talent?" She observed the two wings upon my flank.

“Next question!” I blatantly exclaimed, avoiding the topic.

"Oh, darling, it can’t be that bad!” A white mare with a cutie mark of three gems, approached me.

[Oh shit, think of something fast!] Kill advised.

"Well uhm, actually it's two cutie marks," I showed them the two different wings separated from each other upon both flanks.

Suddenly with a huge gasp in perfect uni-tone, the class was in chaos as one random pink Pony with a poofy mane shouted, "CUTIEPOCKS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Celestia knows where she got the hazmat suit, but, I couldn’t help but notice that during the utter chaos from the entire class.

“Class! Ponies! Calm down!” Mr. Pythagoras tried his best to calm the entire class.

Trying my best, I joined the teacher in aiding him soothe the class of their worries. "Wait, NO! Stop! It isn't cutiepocks... I-I was born this way," the class stayed still and listened as I continued with a tiny white lie. "It represents my talent to see the good and bad in ponies. Actually comes quite in handy."

[That is the most bullshit of a lie that I’ve ever heard, Kill commented.

Joy said, ignoring Kill once again.

With a better sense of understanding, the class got back to their seats from their spontaneous burst of confusion.

A zebra raised her hoof, “You, stallion with a red and white mane, what type of diet do you maintain?" Rhyme? Seriously?

[I got this one,] Kill said, taking control of my voice.

"Oh, I like oranges," I involuntarily replied, because of my inner conscience. I don’t know what he did, but that zebra had looked like she had just seen a ghost. Her mouth was agape and still, her eye twitching as she sat back down in defeat trying to find words to rhyme with orange.

A sound of disbelief came from an orange mare in the class, wearing a Stetson as she replied walking towards me, "Now wait here ah gul darn secon', you tryin' tuh say you don’t like apples?"

"Oh no no, nothing like that at all Ms.--"

"--Applejack," she finished in slight aggravation.

[Mother of Celestia, you just dissed her name.] Kill said in realization, [And her cutie mark too!]

"I don't have anything against apples," I said, hoping to reassure her, not wanting to become a victim the first day of my life here. ''I'm sorry if I offended you," I replied, apologetically, lending out my hoof.

"A’right, fair enough, for now, " she responded, half unsure if that was good or bad, but good thing though, she did accept my hoofshake... Even though she had spit it on it before.

A false smile on my face, I watched the mare walk back to her seat as I quickly wiped the spit against my clothes.

[I really hope this school has a laundry room,] Kill complained.

Late enough as I already was, and due to the random burst of confusion, caused by one mare, might I add, I was not in the least bit surprised when I had heard the ringing of the school’s bells, this early.

"Alright class, you can all ask Graze questions during your lunch break, it looks like our time is up and we will be continuing tomorrow, so read up and do your homework!" The teacher instructed as the entire class walked out.

Following the crowd as they rushed to the cafeteria, only one thing could have possibly been on their minds, the school’s greatest gift to us other than the dorms, free food.

A tray held firmly between my jaws, I couldn’t help but notice the aroma of the daisy and daffodil sandwich, and a muffin.

Being the new kid here and what not, I sat alone, undisturbed, enjoying my peace and quiet with my beloved food.

[Yo, pink filly, poofy mane, 12 o' clock,] Kill disrupted my zone of calmitude with my mouth open and sandwich in my hooves as he informed me, forcing me to watch in the direction of a pink mare, skipping with a tray perfectly balanced on her head. She had either defied all laws of physics or simply just mastered the art of a perfect skip, but dammit, I wanted to learn how to skip perfectly too.

"Hiya!” She greeted, placing her tray on the table, sitting beside me. “I am soooo sorry for the random outburst in maths, today. My name is Pinkie Pie, and I know everypony in Equestria High and you must be new here, of course you’re new here, Pythagoras just said that." She then gasped," Oh my gosh! You're new here! You know what this calls for? A party! Come by room, fifty-four , tonite at seven o'clock everypony is going to be there! OOOHH OHH AND BRING A SLEEPING BAG--"

Honestly, I stopped paying attention after the word, ‘bag’, other than that, I swear to Celestia, all I wanted to do, was eat my food! This mare just won't stop talking! She just goes on and on and on as if there is no such thing called a breather.

[Bless your soul Pinkie Pie, and thank you Celestia and Luna, that on my first day, we are having a party, with mares. Bless your soul, you pink hyperactive angel.]Kill thanked, wiping a tear from his eye.

{Such a frickin drama queen.}

"--AND LOTS OF GAMES AND MUSIC! IT'S GONNA BE SUPER DUPER FUN AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO KNOW EVERYONE--" She obviously loves throwing parties...Oh wait a second...Yup, her cutie mark is balloons, how stupid of me not to notice.

"SEE YA LATER! Oh yeah, and Kill isn't a Drama Queen, he just loves to party too!” Pinkie exclaimed, waving goodbye as she carried her tray with her, joining a company of five other mares.

Not actually paying any attention to the mare whatsoever, I nodded, agreeing with her as I slowly chewed my sandwich, until it had hit me...

“Wait a second, what?!” I exclaimed, choking on my sandwich in sudden realization.

{[< WAIT, HOW? WHO? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!>]} We all shouted in my head with unison.

My mind broken and eyes twitching, I was soon accompanied by a grey mare eyeing down my muffin. “Hey, you gonna eat that?”

“Uh uh,” I managed to sound, shaking my head slowly with my mouth wide open as I automatically handed her the muffin.

Waving her hoof in front my face, I showed no change of expression, not even a blink as she continued. “Hey, you gonna be alright?”

“Nuh-uh.”

[A/N: Proof-read.]

The 4th What?

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

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In my room, I began talking to myself or rather properly suggested my two different consciences. We were all still a bit confused on how Pinkie actually knew of Kill and Joy.

[ I've heard rumors. Of Pinkie. Some say she can break the fourth wall]

{ The Fourth Wall? What is that? I don't even.....}

[ Never mind, you can't grasp the thought of the fourth wall like we can!]

{ WHAT WALL!}

I heard a slight whisper in my mind and a few giggles. No good can ever come from that. Suddenly, Kill took control of my arm as he flailed it losing all control, the grip of my hoof tightened and flew towards the wall striking it. In that short matter of time, I swore I heard Kill shout, "THIS WALL!"

Tears formed in my eye as my teeth bit my lower lip holding in the pain as long as I could.

< 3,2,1...> Joy counted as he patiently waited on something, oh that's right, for me to take notice of my own "self" conflicting pain.

The pain was too much and unbearable, I couldn't endure no longer! "AAAAAAGGHHHH!" I screamed loudly echoing throughout the entire school.

Pigeons that gathered across the courtyard now scattered flying taking note of my sound. Confused students of the school rose their heads looking upwards trying to pin point the source and direction of the sound. This did not end well for a few though......

----------------------------------------Music Room--------------------------------------

" What the Hay?!" Octavia exclaimed shockingly as she strummed on her strings a bit too hard snapping one of her cello's chords.

Next, the concentration of Vinyl Scratch quickly died as she too heard the loud echo bellowing through the school, she actually flinched upon one of her vinyls on her DJ board, leaving scratch marks on the records which she had worked on. " What the Buck?!"

------------------------------------School Gardens------------------------------------

A butter colored pink maned pegasus, Fluttershy, was in the gardens happily taking care of the fauna which inhabited the area.

"AAAAAAGGHHHH!"

She had nearly fainted hearing the scream, but quickly caught her breath, scared almost to death. She dove into the nearest bush terrified from the shout not wanting to become prey as she completely forgot the task in hoof.

--------------------------------------Back In My Room-----------------------------

The entire school was dead silent and utterly confused, you could actually hear my own thoughts if one listened carefully, but, I think that was just me as they weren't usually THAT quiet.

I removed my hoof leaving quite an impressive hole in the wall, I was spotted by a mint coated unicorn with her stallion...wait no... another mare, her mane blue and pink and her coat colored pale cream was mint unicorn's marefriend in bed.

*SPRUNG* WingBoner.... I removed my hoof as I blocked my ears from the loudest and almost ear bleeding shriek ever that came from the two mares.

" AHHHHH! PERVERT!" They both shouted in unison.

With haste I opened the door leaving it wide open for the foreseen punishment that I was about to receive.

I sat on my bean bag (One of my belongings) in an awkward position as my back was slouched. The minty unicorn burst through my room with an anger not even the Alicorn Princesses couldn't calm but it suddenly vanished as in shock observed my sitting position....Alicorns don't sit like me.

"H-h-how are you doing that?" her mouth open in awe and shock.

"Doing what?" I asked confused.

"Can I try? .... Please?" her expression that no-one can refuse... the puppy dog pout.

[< HNNNGGGGGGGGGG>] Both my inner consciences held onto their chest ....

I stood back on my hooves and allowed myself from the seat giving her a chance.... To what? I still don't know.

She then sat in the awkward position of her back being slouched with the happiest expression on her face, " BON BON! GET IN HERE! YOU NEED TO CHECK THIS OUT," she called her friend.

"He better be bleeding or else..... what are you doing?" she asked confused.

I shrugged," Don't got a clue."

*WHAP*

A sudden forehoof to the face struck me. In shock I looked at her "What?! It was an accident! Honestly, why the buck would I slam my own hoof into my dorm room or better yet a wall !?"

" I don't know! But you still invaded our privacy," With a hmph she left my dorm motioning Lyra to follow.

"Can I please have this magnificent piece of furniture?" she had hit my the pout again.

[< DOUBLE HNGGGG>] as they both grabbed their imaginary hearts pretending to have a heart attack.

It was the least I could have done as a gift hoping for forgiveness. "Why not?" I simply shrugged it off as it was nothing, it was honestly only a bean bag.

" Thank You! Thank you! Thank you!" She exclaimed over excitedly," And don't worry 'bout Bon Bon she is just over protective. You're my dorm neighbor huh? It was nice meeting you and thanks again for the gift!" Lyra had said at the entrance or my door the beanie bag floating and covered in a transparent mint green glow.

" See ya later for now, by the way, your wings are doing that creepy thing," she pointed out.

My cheeks blushed with red and I waved her off good bye. Closing the door and watching the clock, I realized it was almost time to get ready for the party.

The time was now six o' clock, I had taken a bath, brushed my teeth and packed all my necessities for the night, I was ready to enjoy myself probably the first time of my life.

[ Woah Woah woah, back the fuck up man, you're going to a slumber party without even havin' a scary story? Luckily for you I did a lil' diggin' and found a sick gore-y story just for you... It's called Cupcakes]

And within a minute Kill, my own mind filled ....No, he didn't fill it. He scarred my brain with the most gruesome story I have ever heard, but for some reason he blocked out the main character who did most of the sick twisted things apparently now imaginable by living entities. I cringed and shivered at the thoughts at the edge of my room's corners in the fetal position, for Celestia knows how long.

Quarter to Seven.

I had understood what Joy said as I come back to reality, the images still scarring my thoughts. I walked out of the room leaving the lights on still a bit terrified and prayed to Celestia nothing like that ever happens.

I walked down the halls with the most displeased expression upon my face, my eyes looking at the lights, my mind playing games on me as I thought they were flickering giving the place a more uninviting effect.

[ Pshhttt Nah it's just me but he will never know]

I arrived at room 54 and knocked twice. The saddlebag had shifted off of my back so I decided to reach down and grab it with my mouth. From my point of view, the door opened giving the character infront of me a shady darkened look, more faded like as the outline of the character in my head which Kill had blocked out had now stood right before me a splitting physical image. It was Pinkie Pie.

"Boo," she whispered.

I screamed to the top of lungs, probably the most filly-like scream ever heard as my mind tried to grasp onto reality. Images of Cupcakes filled my mind, I was too much in shock and terror as I soon fainted.

Woooshhh

"Hey it looks like its working, do it again," a mare's voice instructed.

WOOSHHHHH

Holy shit that water was cold." What the hay happened?" I asked getting up.

"WELL DUH! AFTER YOU SCREAMED LIKE A FILLY, YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT ON THE FLOOR, YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRINK THE PUNCH YET!" Pinkie pie exclaimed.

She didn't seem to be the character from the story, she was too peppy, filled with positivity but I knew I wasn't going to be retelling it ever,ever again.

"Wait the Punch?" I asked being confused.

"Well duh what kind of party is it without some alcohol."

[--Celestia bless the child's soul, just bless her. Ohh and Graze sorry about that story it's better to tell you sooner than later, that and I also had alot of time to think ( covering up his tracks) to create that twisted tale] Kill had said while lending out a Bro-hoof.

My own controlled conscience shot him a glare and accepted his forgiveness... But I wasn't going to sleep... Not here.

" Hey has anyone seen Fluttershy?" a purple maned white unicorn randomly asked. No one replied to her as she walked off looking for her friend.

"Wait! What Dashie?! You mean she drank the entire Punch bowl?!...THE ENTIRE BOWL!?'' Pinkie shockingly exclaimed.

"Yeah! Berry Punch DRANK THE ENTIRE BOWL!" Rainbow Dash emphasized on her last words.

[ WELL BUCK YOU BERRY, BUCK YOU SIDEWAYS...] I began to ignore Kill's rant on how you can't have a party without alcohol....at least we still had music right?

"ALRIGHT FILLY'S AND GENTLECOLTS ARE YOU READY TO PARTY!?" Vinyl shouted.

All ten or more of us exclaimed " YEAAA!"

Somehow by the magic of Pinkie Pie or Kill's rumors of her, some proof had been shown here as she hosted the entire party inside her dorm room.... That wasn't even close to physical possibility, but she did it.

"Well it's not gonna happen, sorry guys.... My latest Record got scratched when I heard that scream earlier today.''

[ Well FINE!]

[Fuck you bro....]

< Whatever > Joy replied, we didn't know why but it seemed to piss off Kill that his insult was ignored.

The whole party was a dud, not one thing happened because of my earlier events. Everypony left as Pinkie cancelled the party until next week with that her cheerful smile gone and hair deflated, I couldn't leave her like this. I couldn't see her like this, she had worked so hard to bring us all here and took her time to prepare this party for me.

[FUCK THAT SHIT, I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND HER LIKE THAT, YOU ALL READ WHAT SHE DID]

Ignoring Kill, I walked up to Pinkie Pie in her almost vacant room, streamers on the floor and balloons hung off the walls. I needed to cheer her up.

"Pinkie, it's gonna be okay. I'm completely grateful for the party, I can't wait for next week though!" Tears in her eyes, instincts guided me to embrace her. She looked at me smiling a bit more confident and happier, it's the only thing that mattered at that moment, not the party.

Sudden realization came to me that I was about to ask Pinkie Pie how she knew of Kill when I noticed my mind was awfully quiet...too quiet....Not a word out of Kill and Joy, I was beginning to worry, I don't know why but it was never a good thing for the place to be that quiet.....

"SURPRISEEEEEEE!" A white miniaturized pegasus mare exclaimed, witha blonde mane. I jumped back literally as the word had meaning into it.

< Hey Graze look who I found, do ya like her?> Joy asked as he stood next to Surprise.

"Hey Surprise whose the new friend and where is Pinkamena?" Pinkie Pie asked her conscience.

"What? can't you see I'm busy?" A darkened coat, pink miniature version of what Pinkie was a few seconds ago replied with Kill beside her.

So that's how she knew. Things were beginning to make sense in a scary way as it never did with Kill neither Joy. I didn't know if it was bad or good but I liked what was happening as we each all had our little acquaintance to chat to and keep company for the night.

As the night continued with endless rambling about our lives and snacking on junk food. It all came to a sudden halt as our yawns (strangely simultaneously) signaled that it was time to sleep until the next morning.

DODGEBALL MATCH! MANE 6 VS THE INFAMOUS

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

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Our ears adjusting to the peace and quiet from English, I strolled down the hall with Ditzy Doo to reach for our next class, Physical Education (Gym).

"So, Graze are you ready for Gym?" Ditzy Doo asked.

"Urhmm, I'm not that physically fit, can't really do much," I stated modestly.

"ARE YOU MAD?! I SAW YOU TAKE ON THREE STALLIONS!!" she told me with a smile and a nudge," don't try and lie to yourself or me, especially me!"

['Pshhttt with the help of me] Kill rolled his eyes as he got no recognition for his actions, well how could he?

{Don't Worry I will make it up to ya, you wanna visit Pinkamena later today?}

< Graze please! It gets really boring with Kill alone inside here, no offense >

[Meh. None taken]

Ditzy and I arrived in this huge indoor gym and as quickly as we entered, we were shouted at,"YOU TWO GET IN LINE!" a voice screamed but yet unable too match the Royal Canterlot Voice. Ditzy and I rushed to the end of the line only seen as a blur of light to the naked eye. "Alright, my name is Lean Physique," our coach addressed, she was a simple earth pony, red coat and white mane with a cutie mark of a whistle matching the one around her neck.

"Today we are going to play DodgeBall, The first rule of Dodgeball is..."

"We don't talk about DodgeBall?" Hoops snickered interrupting her train of thought.

*PONNGGGG* A dodgeball slammed to the side of his face where I had hoofed him this morning.

[''Serves that bastard right'']

"NO! THE FIRST RULE OF DODGEBALL IS TO DODGE!!" Lean shouted directing her attention at us," Now You Six, you seem like a great group of friends, get your tails over here!" she pointed to the famous six mares, Fluttershy, Twilight, AppleJack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie." Alright first team give me your team name."

"The Mane 6, Ms.Physique," Twilight stated as being the leader of the group.

"You Late Comer! Pick your six team members and give me your team name,"

I picked Ditzy Doo, Vinyl, Lyra, Octavia and Bon Bon. The only ponies so far who I had contact with, yet, I wanted to pick Berry Punch but she was passed out on the bench. " Alright son give me your team name."

" The Infamous?" I said unsure, the group nodded giving me their approval of such name.

"Good! Now basic rules of dodge ball number one, you hit someone with the ball they are out, two, you catch a ball you get to bring an out of play member in and the opposing team member who threw it is out, three,you can only CATCH the ball with your hooves and finally number four, DODGE! LET THE GAME BEGIN!" Ms. Lean Physique blew her whistle.

Pinkie's coat became dark and her expression changed to one of seriousness, it was a game but she wanted to win yet so did I.

Six red balls the size of our heads stood inert on a white line which we were told not to cross. We all rushed towards them each side getting three and ran back for safety.

The first shot came from Rainbow Dash at amazing speed, a rainbow trail coming from it, we all dodged looking back at where the ball impacted leaving a smokey rainbow and a dent in the wall behind us.

Now we had four balls [HA! Sorry my mind is in the gutter] I threw a ball up in the air distracting the opposing team as Vinyl levitated the ball and shot it with a trail of blue lightning coming from it, taking out Rainbow Dash seen as the strongest player.

"YOU'RE OUT!" Physique exclaimed.

"Ha-Ha! Rainbow Crash is the first to get out" Dumbells teased. I threw a ball at him, keeping my promise earlier that morning of not to disrespect a mare.

Suddenly I was struck with a red ball to the face by Applejack, apparently those were some damn powerful legs as the ball had hit me off my feet and my back hitting the floor losing all breath I had.

"YOU'RE OUT!"

[ ''AND DOWN GOES THE CHOLO!!'']

<''Take it easy Graze''>

Ditzy Doo got revenge and had hit AppleJack as she too kicked a ball hitting Octavia. Octavia's main focus was Pinkie Pie who simply dodged playfully cartwheeling around the arena, hopping, skipping and dancing as she used her Pinkie Senses to foresee future attacks.

"AJ YOU'RE OUT!! OCTAVIA OUT!!"

The teams were even, Twilight, Rarity,Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy Vs Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl and Ditzy.

"YOU DO NOT HURT MY FRIENDS!!!!" FlutterShy yelled taking aim at Vinyl.

" YOU DO NOT HIT MY MUSIC PARTNER!!" Vinyl shouted back, grasping another red ball with her magic.

[''Oh and there it is, shit just had to hit the fan'']

Fluttershy threw a ball at Bon Bon (one of the easier targets).

"YOU'RE OUT!!"

<''What a sweet shot''>

[ ''Brohoof me. Nice pun man'']

The teams were now four to three, us with lower number.

Twilight lifted a ball engulfed in purple streams of magic and shot at Ditzy. "WATCH OUT DITZY!!" I shouted from the crowd warning her.

She looked at the ball closing her eyes awaiting the pain from the rubbery red missile. Damn I can't watch this I thought as I saw the ball approaching Ditzy.

*PONGGG*

[''WOOOHOOOOOO YEA THATS HOW WE FUCKIN ROLL''] Wait, what?

<''LYRA CAUGHT THE BALL!! YES LYRA CAUGHT THE BALL''>

Both Kill and Joy informed me as I saw Lyra holding the ball within her hooves.

"Twilight you're out! Graze you're In!" Physique commanded.

I rushed into the arena and as I had set hoof passing the white perimeter, a ball flew coming towards me, it was too late, I couldn't do a thing.... *PONGG*

Ditzy.... she took the shot for me.

"YOU'RE OUT!!" Physique shouted.

As she walked passing me she rubbed her hoof upon her bruise and warned,'' Flutterbitch is a bad muffin." That's it, I was going to get revenge.

[ ''Nope! NOW shit just hit the fan'']

My body felt different as everything moved smoothly and quickly in my mind. The source of this strange energy was from all three consciences working together under my control after I had felt Ditzy's pain. Fluttershy had Flutterbitch, Pinkie had Pinkamena and now I had Killjoy. My body had the hyper activity of Joy giving me limitless energy and also Kill's well...killing instinct.

Lyra gave me a ball, as soon as I caught it, action was immediately taken. The red missile flew at extreme speeds, a tribal black flame( just like the wings on my cutie mark) coming from it as Rarity was struck.

2- on - 3

Fluttershy threw a ball and hit Vinyl,our best aim and the mare on our side with the most killing instinct.

"You're both Out!!" Ms. Lean Physique shouted.

2 - On - 2

Lyra stood beside me as I did firm waiting for the next shot. Vinyl walked out of the arena and towards Octavia who treated the wounds of the tough rubber ball with a pack of ice. The game was at a pause, tension in the air had build, it was a showdown. Lyra and myself Versus Flutterbitch and Pinkamena.

On our side we had five rubber red missiles and on their's only one in the arms of Flutterbitch. She threw it aiming at Lyra.

Lyra threw the ball at Pinkamena making sure her last shot counted.

Twitchy tail, Shivering Back and Ear Flopping, she had a wicked smile on her face. Oh No. She was going to catch the ball! My mind worked fast and suddenly I had an idea.....

"HEY SURRRPRISEEEE, LOOK A PARTY!!" I shouted directly at Pinkie Pie whose mane poofed up at the sound of a Party.

*PONNNGGGGG*

"YOU'RE BOTH OUT!!!" Physique shouted after blowing her whistle.

Pinkamena was taken out but as she walked off the court, her mane poofed back up and she was back to her old random, positive, energetic attitude. She knew it was a game but gave the right attitude to it.

1 - on - 1 Flutterbitch Versus Killjoy.

Only one ball each in our hooves and our field scattered with red ammo.

Sudden Death

She took the first shot and in a split second, I retaliated sending my ball towards her. Each of the balls crossed paths now going towards their target.

*PONNNGGGGG*

"FLUTTERSHY YOU'RE OUT!!" Physique exclaimed, "THE INFAMOUS WINS!!!"

The entire class cheered for the most epic match they probably ever saw of dodgeball, cheering with volumes matching Luna's Canterlot Voice.

" I would like for the Mane 6 and the Infamous to come to the court please," I asked kindly.

Soon the entire squad of all now calm ponies back to their original happy go luck state stood next to another as I said to them:

" Thank you for this wonderful match and I am truly impressed by the skill and talent displayed here but mostly in the sports-mare-ship, teamwork and friendship. Probably we can play on more friendly terms next time... Friends?"

I extended a bro-hoof and so did the rest of my team covered with bruises followed my actions.

Twilight said," Of course friends, who said we weren't ,aren't we all here having fun?"

I nodded saying," Yea but that game was harsh, how bout we all get together soon?"

Pinkie Pie,"Ooooooo thats a great idea."

" I am so sorry that our first interaction had to be on such brutal terms," I apologized.

"Don't worry dere sugarcube, it's all fun and games but it's the sports-mare-ship that counts," Applejack stated.

"Hahah, yeah you're cool in my books,'' Rainbow commented

"And Fluttershy I'm sorry that you were dragged into this, I could see from the start you didn't want to and I am sorry for that Dodgeball to the chest," I aplogized.

"O-oh it's alright... I-I had lots of fun though, couldn't really control the heat of the moment...... we should probably play a different sport next time though..." Fluttershy with her calm tone replied.

*Rinnnnnngggggg* The school bell had rung signifying the end of this class.

"Time for Lunch, who's hungry!" I exclaimed.

"I am!"

" We are!"

" Ah'm Starving."

"Hell Yeah!"

"I-I can go for a bite."

"Built quite an appetite."

"Oatmeal are you crazy?!"

Those were the responses I heard from the eleven mares with whom I became acquainted with. I then looked to Ditzy Doo who was rubbing her cheek from the battle.

I rushed towards her and checked on it, " Does it hurt?"

"Just stings a bit," She said rubbing her hoof on it.

"Well let me make it feel better," I kissed her on the cheek which was followed by a blush ," Thanks for the save, now who's ready for Muffins?"

" I am!" She said walking following me as we both walked to the Cafe my wing around her.

"How did you stop that ball anyways?" Ditzy asked confused.

"Ohh, I had a ball grasped in my wings and simply deflected it" I said with smug in my tone.

"Oooooooo." Ditzy replied.

{''Thank you Kill and Joy, I owe ya'll big time''}

['' Pfftchh Dont mention it brah it's what we do'']

<'' Ahahahah it's cool once it's fun''>

The Deaf Notes We Play

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

I laid on my bed unwinding from yesterday's events only to soon get up and start the day. Walking into the bathroom, I couldn't help myself but to look into a mirror where I gazed upon a black and blue mark cursing my natural icy white coat.

['Ouch thats a looker']

{Jeezz you think? That mare bucked the hell out of me with the ball}

I exited the room only to lie back down on my bed a controller between my hooves as I powered on my Pony-Station 3 and Television remotely comfortably from my spot.

The title screen came up, "FALLOUT EQUESTRIA : PRESS START TO BEGIN.''

~Knock-Knock-Knock~

"Door's open!" I shouted as I was way too comfortable to move from my spot,"Hey Ditzy, how's your bruise?" I greeted the friendly mare from yesterday.

"Alot better, thanks to you.... HEY IS THAT FALLOUT EQUESTRIA?!" her eyes opened wide at the title screen," I've been waiting to play this game forever!"

"Wait.WHAT? You're a Gamer?" I watched her in shock. Barely any mares I knew played games and if they did, not this great piece of work.

"Oh yes of course! I love Video Games, why do you think my eyes are stuck like that sometimes?" she said jokingly but yet, I found it rather cute when her eyes go all crossed. Only to an extent though. She really can focus her eyes but only on someone or when she is reading or studying.

"Ohh crap!" she exclaimed with a facehoof," I'm sorry that I have to cut this chat short but I promised Lyra I would see her practice with Octavia and Vinyl. Wait, do you wanna come or are you too busy with Homage?" Ditzy teased me with a nudge.

I blushed wildly at the thought of that scene accepting her invitation, I powered off everything and followed Ditzy to the Music Hall.

Down the hall, make a right and a left or just follow the huge sign that said Music, both Ditzy and I had reached our destination. The music room wasn't that much different from anything else, you had your instruments to the side and a little stage for performance.

"Hey Hey, look who walked in, if it isn't the couple," Vinyl teased at us," I saw what you did before lunch."

" And is anything wrong with that Miss Scratch?" Octavia replied," If anything they are very lucky to have each other." Ditzy and I blushed, our blood rushing to our cheeks.

< K-I-S-S-I-N-G> I really didn't want to hear neither Joy nor Kill at the moment, sadly I could never block them out.

"Sooooo how are you guys feeling from yesterday?" I changed the subject quickly.

"Oh I am quite fine, I still didn't hit that pink sugar rush or anypony for the fact, but I had fun," Octavia answered standing on her hind legs with her cello in her fore.

"You have got to teach me how to stand like that, it's SOOO COOL and human-like!" Lyra said in awe.

"I can't believe you still believe in that old mare's tale about humans," the Blue maned DJ said.

"Pshtt whatever Vinyl," Lyra waved off Vinyl with her hoof.

"So what are you guys planning for?" I curiously asked.

"Ohh yea we are just getting our tunes ready for the 'Minor Mare Mix-up'," Vinyl answered.

"The Minor Mare-what now?" I asked confusedly.

While tuning her cello Octavia answered,"It's only this school's annual event, I'm sure you have heard of the Grand Galloping Gala... but it's just smaller in size and for us pre-adult ponies."

"We have the night's instrumentals band right here, we got our Dining music , Lyra and myself, our dancing music, Vinyl but one thing we are missing is our Slow Dance Singer who will be also accompanied by Lyra, myself and Vinyl supporting him or her with the acoustics."

"Singer?!" a random but yet familiar voice exclaimed.

Luna slammed through the door's and headed towards the Mic on the stage.

Oh Celestia no....

[ OH CELESTIA BUCK ME]

< YAAAYYY PRINCESS LUNA!!>

Time had seemed to go slow motion for a few seconds as Luna grabbed the Mic connected to speakers which unfortunately for everypony, was on full volume.

~ Slow motion~

Everything which only took ten seconds lasted three times longer at this period of time. I had rushed to Ditzy picking her up and flew as far away as I could have gotten. Vinyl and Octavia hugged each other scared for what was going to happen while Lyra knelt on her forelegs praying to Celestia.

" HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO EQUESTRIA HIGH!! WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!" Luna's Royal Canterlot Voice's volume magnified ten fold with the mic.

-------------------------View of School from outside---------------------------

It was a perfectly normal day with the sun shining and the little birdies singing. Then suddenly, everything went to shit as thee loudest noise ever heard by pony kind echoed throughout the halls of the school, shattering all glass and windows it once contained.

---------------------------Back to my Point of View---------------------------------

My ears bled, only being able to pick up the muffled sounds of chatter with my mane and everyone else's blown back due to the intense power of the Royal Canterlot Voice. " LET'S COME BACK LATER!!!" Ditzy shouted as she couldn't hear her own voice. Honestly, I don't think anypony could have.

" WHY DO YOU NEED AN ERASER??!!" I replied with a shout.

" WE NEED TO GO!!

" WHAT THE HELL IS A SLOPPY JOE?''

" WHAT??!!"

" WHAT?''

" I'M GOING FOR LUNCH!!"

" WE'RE GOING FOR BRUNCH??!!"

[....Meh Close enough]

"MUFFINS!!"

"OKAY!!" I replied finally understanding one word as we both walked out promising to return later. Poor Lyra, Vinyl and Octavia got the full blast of it.

At the Cafe we met up with the Mane six,"Hey Graze, did you hear that loud noise? IT LITERALLY SHATTERED EVERY GLASS IN THIS SCHOOL!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed..

I didn't hear anything she had said, so I simply shouted the explanation in very short terms," LUNA! MICROPHONE! HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!"

"Okay, there is no need to shout..."

"He can't hear you Rainbow, he is temporarily deaf," Twilight said motioning her hooves so I would understand to which I simply nodded.

"Poor Fluttershy fainted, darling got scared to death," Rarity pointed out as she dragged Fluttershy along with her.

"ARE THERE ANY MORE MUFFINS!?" Ditzy exclaimed.

"I ate the last one sorry," Pinkie Pie apologized knowing that they were her favorite. Ditzy lowered her head sad and displeased from the news of no muffins, the only thing that can brighten her day, almost anything.

I wrapped my wing around in a very gentlecolt manner too let her know everything would be okay, and then, to kill the mood I shouted," DONT WORRY WE CAN ALWAYS GET LATER!!"

[HOW SMOOTH!!]

Apparently I wasn't the only one deafened by this experience and with the shouting came....

"SURRPRISEE!!" the energetic white mare of Pinkie's other conscience appeared.

"Hey what's up," another voice said appearing to be a smiling Pinkamena.

Kill and Joy both looked at them with confusion trying to figure out what they had said, but to simply put it, it sounded something like this [<''WHATTTTT???!!!''>]

Pinkie Pie, at that moment had taken the time to tell her consciences of how we were deaf and couldn't hear them. They both receded back into her mind with saddened expressions on their faces.

"SEE YOU GUYS LATER!!" I waved off the mane six as conversation had been completely pointless at this moment. Oh well, back to the music room.

A few minutes in and we arrived back to the room, all the shards of glass cleaned up and Luna apologizing to the music crew. Ditzy and I finally had the regained the ability to hear once more and boy did it feel good, real good.

"Hey Graze why don't you come try out for the Slow Dance Song, pick any song you like on the karaoke machine and we will judge you to see if you're good enough," Vinyl said as she noticed me walk in.

I tried to back away saying," I can't really sing and my voice is kind of hoarse from shouting."

[ PUN!]

"Nah, don't worry, we won't judge ya that hard," She said placing me back in the spot light.

"Yeah Graze come on, give it a try," Ditzy encouraged me to go, so I did and flew up to the Mic looking for one song... They aren't gonna have my song... Oh hey, they did, I selected it and the instruments began to play my song.

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.

You're the line in the sand when I go too far.

You're the swimming pool, on an August day.

And you're the perfect thing to say.

And you play it coy, but it's kinda cute.

Ah, When you smile at me you know exactly what you do.

Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.

Cause you can see it when I look at you.

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times

It's you, it's you, You make me sing.

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,

And you light me up, when you ring my bell.

You're a mystery, you're from outer space,

You're every minute of my everyday.

And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,

And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.

Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,

And you know that's what our love can do.

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times

It's you, it's you, You make me sing

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

[Chorus:]

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times

It's you, it's you, You make me sing.

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

You're every song, and I sing along.

'Cause you're my everything.

Yeah, yeah

So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

Throughout the song, I glanced between Ditzy and the other mares, but mostly Ditzy.

The music had stopped playing when I realized all five mares plus the mane six crew were now staring at me. Where did they come from and how did I not notice?

Their mouths were agape, some actually tearing up from the words and beauty of the song. Somehow in my mind, I knew that song was for Ditzy and she had known it too but for some odd reason, I felt some tension in the air while hearing the comments about my singing :

"THAT WAS SO AWESOME!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"You rock woo-hoo," FlutterShy cheered her best.

" Well ah'll be, can you sing country?" AppleJack asked.

" My word that was amazing!" Rarity complimented.

"Looks like we found our new singer," Vinyl stated to Octavia.

Pinkie Pie was quiet, I couldn't tell if she was jealous because she noticed or if she was amazed by the song.

I hovered off the stage and met the eleven mares all commenting positively some about being nearly as good as the original singer. I looked at Ditzy Doo wanting to hear her opinion and as I walked closer, a pink pony blocked my path and hugged me.

What the hay was going on? I didn't know, but this wasn't the regular kind of hug or the usual friendly one, it lasted for a good few seconds and was then cut off. I looked behind her and noticed Ditzy walking off. I needed to meet her and tell her but damn! Why was Pinkie so strong?

"You sang great!" She complimented," Wanna make a duet sometime?" she asked with a hint of flirt.

I shook my head rejecting the off and at that moment I relieved myself from Pinkie's grip. I was unprepared for what the future held for me but yet, I wanted to see Ditzy. No, I needed to see Ditzy and with that focused in my mind, I escaped the crowd with their constant chatter and cheers, only wanting to hear one mare's voice at this time.

Ditzy's.

Love is in the crossed eyes of the beholder

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Proof read up to here. Tread carefully onto other chapters as they might contain more errors, if you don't mind that it.

Luna's night had come and there was still no sign of Ditzy. I had asked countless ponies but still none had a clue of her whereabouts, all I said to them was," HAVE YOU SEEN DITZY?! IF YOU FIND HER PLEASE TELL ME!" and as soon as I had said that I rushed to another pony and another, still no answer.

I couldn't think straight but I made time to get a muffin from the cafe, and yet she wasn't there either. I searched high and low, every nook and cranny of the school. Nothing.

I didn't give up my search early but I grew tired wandering the entire school.

[ Don't worry, she is going to come around but like everything else just give it time]

I walked back to my room, placed the muffin in the small fridge and I laid in my bed restless, unable to go to sleep as I worried over Ditzy. At some point that night I dozed off.

~Knock Knock Knock~

I had awoken from the noise, cracking my back and stretching my wings I then flew towards the door and opened it.

It was Ditzy! But she had looked somewhat different as if she was at unease. In her mouth held mail, personally delivering it to me meant that it was probably important.

I grabbed the mail with my hoof and gave her the muffin from since last night,"Are you okay?"

She just stood there with that same expression. I hugged her hoping things would be better. Maybe all that she needed was some time." I will see you at class Ditzy okay? I'm just going to check this mail."

"Read it here," was all she said.

"O-okay," I opened my mail shredding the envelope because what was inside was far more important.

A simple note, hoof written and surprisingly neatly that I read aloud:

Blueberries are red,

Rasberries are blue,

That's pretty messed up

And my eyes are too.

I chuckled at it and said," You have the most beautiful and brightest eyes ever."

"Keep reading."

Blueberry is my flavor

The most which I favor

But if you were a muffin

Every bite I would savor

I gave a slight blush hearing that line.

Life is so short

We must enjoy it all the way through

I would like to be your date for the Mix-up

What about you?

"Yes, I wouldn't rather anypony else, but now I have a question for you,"

Her expression brightened with joy for what I had said yet showing a hint of curiosity. I cleared my throat and spoke at the top of my head:

Of course life is short,

And soon will come to an end,

But too make sure I enjoy every passing moment,

Will you be my mare-friend?

Tears welled in those bright eyes of hers, actually showing a twinkle from where I had been. She was overjoyed and with a squeal said," YESS!!" She jumped on me and our lips were en-locked with one another as our wings wrapped around each other standing still to enjoy the moment.

We shared this kiss for a few seconds which felt like an eternity, at the entrance of my room, in public. We were soon interrupted by a clearing of a throat coming from Lyra.

"Ahem! So I heard the good news," she said.

"Eeyup, Ditzy and I are together," I responded proudly.

"Ha-ha Yea," Ditzy chuckled," Oh crap! We are gonna be late for English, I will meet you there 'kay Graze?"

"Sure, see you later Bright Eyes."

[Awwww look who has a nickname for Ditzy]

{Pshtt coming from the colts who like Surprise and Ms.Cupcakes, sure pick on me.}

Somewhere in my mind there was a *DING* and a scoreboard appeared : Kill: 0 Joy: 0 Graze:1

I rushed into my room grabbing all my supplies for English class but yet, I couldn't help but think of a student who had needed it most.

"Hello fellow class mates, it is I, Luna, How was thy mornings?" Her volume showed improvement but yet, her speech was still off by a millennium.

Before I was about to answer, I quickly found myself in the only available seat between middle of Octavia and Ditzy.

"Mine was great!,'' I looked over to Ditzy and said.

"Mine too," Ditzy she replied with a smile.

"HUZZAHH!! Thou arth had awoken this morning bright and early to view, the rising of thy sister's sun!" Luna exclaimed still with a little volume of the Canterlot voice but we were getting their slowly. Filly steps, filly steps.

"Good morning class, my name is Ms. Simi-Lee, or you can call me Ms. Simi and I am your English teacher," a green mare with mane of black and curled said as I chuckled from the name's close relation to the word "simile".

"Today we will be having a class discussion and how well you can state your point of views. Basically I will bring up a topic, one will say what they think while the another mare or colt will disagree to it stating their reason why, and if the class approves of your reason, your team wins."

"On each team we will need one of each type of pony, Earth, Pegasi and Unicorn," she then quickly appointed three mares with a pick of her hoof,"You three, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack."

With a quick raise of her hoof, Rarity had objected to such activity. "Miss, with all due respect, I shall not be partaking in such event, I find this to be unmannerly and uncouth," Rarity said.

"All right Trixie, take Rarity's spot," Simi-Lee ordered," You three, Vinyl, Octavia and Graze." Of course, pick the three music related ponies, she couldn't pick Lyra?

"First topic, which type of pony has the better advantage, Unicorn, Pegasi or Earth?"

Oh no, I saw her game, she was seeing how well we can keep our bonds of friendship and there was reason why she had picked one of each type, too break up our teamwork. This wasn't a discussion it was a test, A SURPRISE TEST!

[ And I know how to get full marks, all you have to do, is make them turn on each other and seeing the Great and Boastful Trixie is there it would be easy but also keep a calm mind and.....]

"Music like mine can't really be hoof played,'' Vinyl announced," Unicorns have the upper advantage, simple."

{WHAT?! WHY IS SHE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR IT!?}

Clearing her throat, Octavia replied, "Vinyl, my music companion you seem to have forgotten I play the cello perfectly without the need of magic," Octavia tried to correct Vinyl.

" But your music is boring," Vinyl flatly stated.

" And your music is just random noises that goes ~wub wub wub~" Octavia argued.

" HEY MARES, WE ARE ON THE SAME TEAM! SAVE THE MUSIC BATTLE FOR LATER," I shouted.

"Alright fine, music class my cello versus your techno, deal?" Octavia bargained with Vinyl.

" Deal now let's win this thing," Vinyl said determined.

"Great, let's do this," I responded seriously.

" I won't be called Great and Powerful if it wasn't for my magic and no one is as great and powerful as me,'' the gloating blue mare stated.

" Excuse me, but I don't think you can perform a sonic rainboom!" The cyan mare obviously took this to heart her pride getting the best of her," and I don't think you're better than any of us!"

This was good, they had the same problem as we did but we thankfully got it over. Now time to win argument one.

"Excuse me," I pardoned," But I don't believe any type of pony is better than the other as we all have an equal part to play in society. You all were there during my Hearth's Warming speech but I'm guessing you still don't know how Equestria was founded."

The class' focus was now on me, AJ gave me a smile showing that she had agreed with my statement and nodded telling me to go on.

" Without each other we all suffer and when we all suffer no-one wins. We need pegasi, to control the weather as much as we need unicorns for their technical advantages and even though the earth ponies don't have fancy magic or wings, they have the ability to grow and to help for our society with hard work which we don't really recognize as they can't simply plant a tree with a whisk of magic but only with their bare hooves. So we aren't better than one or the other. Nor are we worse." I glanced at Trixie and then Vinyl, "We simply survive as one being equally playing our part."

{Pretty Damn sure}

The class beat the floor with their hooves admiring my speech while Applejack on her side nodded in approval, still being my opponent in this showed she knew what was right from wrong and how we should act.

"Well I think we obviously knew who won this round," Simi-Lee said.

I trotted back to my seat where Octavia was busy in her music book scribbling down musical notes as the war between Vinyl and herself waged on.

Ditzy looked at me and said," Great speech, I almost thought you were losing for a while."

"Pshht, have more faith in your colt-friend and yeah I know, we could have lost if I didn't stop their argument." I looked at Vinyl halfway across the class bored as ever who somehow had taken notice of me and waved her hoof with a friendly smile. I did the same and quickly averted my attention to the board. Why was I paying attention? It's English class, we speak it everyday and probably mastered it. But no, we had to attend this class going over spelling, comprehensions and poetry, especially Shakesmare. Fuck you Shakesmare....

[ Dude I am going to KILL MYSELF! THIS CLASS IS SO BORING!!....Hey where is Joy?]

{I think he is over there chatting with Surprise}

[ I'M OUT! GONNA TALK TO PINKAMENA! CIAO!]

{ Wait don't leave me here I'm bored too!}

I still couldn't understand how they could just leave my mind and contact other sub-consciences. Made no sense but I bet it had something to do with that 'wall' they were talking about.

~Rinnnggggg~

Thank Celestia class was over, probably even more boring than History but HUZZAH! IT WAS LUNCH TIME!

"MUFFINS!" Ditzy shouted and rushed out of the class not wanting to miss another opportunity. I laughed at her actions and flew straight passed her to the cafe.

I nudged her and exclaimed, "RACE YA! IF YOU WIN YOU GET MY MUFFIN!"

And with that Ditzy moved twice as fast, probably faster than Rainbow Dash. The students flooding the halls were in awe as two blurs of light zoomed down making direct and precise turns around corners.

I passed Ditzy and teased her with a tongue sticking out. She flew up towards me straining herself and caught my wing putting me off balanced and was sent rolling on the ground taking Ditzy with me. Bursting through the Cafeteria doors, our rolling had come to a stop with Ditzy on top of me in a slightly awkward position and yelled," YES! I WIN!"

[Bow chica Wow Wow]

"Wow, I wanna play that game," A random voice from the cafe said.

"Hehe alright Ditzy you're making a scene and yeah you win, go ahead take my muffin," I accepted my loss. Who knew she could have flown so fast?

We both sat at the table, my wing around her as she sat close to me enjoying her muffin," Want a bite?"

I nodded, opening my mouth and took a small bite out of the muffin. Damn that tasted good but it always seemed like blueberry was her favorite. We finished her muffins and walked to our next class, Music.

A black mare stood on top of a stage as she moved ponies in a specific order, looking for one certain pony.

"Good Afternoon Miss, sorry we're late." Ditzy and I both said simultaneously.

"Ah, Razor and Ditzy so glad you can make it to my class, my name is Quaver and I am your music teacher. Vinyl and Octavia had told me you had a wonderful singing voice Mr. Graze. Please come join us for a little song. I'm sure you know "The Seasons Of Love" she obviously didn't have time to waste wanting to get to practice right away, it seemed so rushed.

I stood there in the front with Rarity and Fluttershy, me being the only colt I stood in the middle. And at the back was a choir of the entire class which Ditzy had joined.

A piano which was played by the assistant started off in a nice soothing tune, very peaceful.

The choir began:

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Six Hundred Minutes

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Moments so dear

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Six Hundred Minutes

How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?

In Daylights - In Sunsets

In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee

In Inches - In Miles

In Laughter - In Strife

In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Six Hundred Minutes

How Do You Measure

A Year In The Life?

How About Love?

Measure In Love

Seasons of Love.

Fluttershy:

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Six Hundred Minutes

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Journeys To Plan

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Six Hundred Minutes

How Do You Measure The Life

Of A Woman Or A Man

Me:

In Truth That She Learned

Or In Times That He Cried

In Bridges He Burned

Or The Way That She Died

Choir:

It's Time Now - To Sing Out

Though The Story Never Ends

Let's Celebrate

Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends

Remember the Love

Measure In Love

Rarity:

Oh you got to you got to remember the love,

You know that love is a gift from up above

Share love, give love, spread love

Measure, measure your life in love.

The song ended as the piano stopped playing its soothing tune.

"WONDERFUL CLASS JUST WONDERFUL! ESPECIALLY YOU THREE!" She pointed at me, Fluttershy and Rarity," That concludes our practice for today.Oh wait! while you are here, we have a special presentation from our two head musicians Octavia and Vinyl"

''Hey fillies and gentlecolts, today Octavia and I are going to have a little one on one competition and we want you to decide which is better, my rockin' beats or her 'classical' music!" Vinyl exclaimed testing Octavia's patience.

Octavia gave a slight harrumph and began playing her cello, the notes being played were so smooth and calming, the crowd was mesmerized by her talent. The music was just beautiful until a completely different genre of beats were added in coming from Vinyl, the crowd's attention now turned to Vinyl all hyped and energetic. Octavia's slow tone wasn't working, she strummed her cello faster matching the pace of Vinyl. The music performed by both artist mixed perfectly giving the other a boost in sound and tone, daring the other to do better . The fast tone of the music was so upbeat that it wasn't classical nor was it techno but a perfect remix. The music soon died down, artist both tired awaiting the crowd's response.

A loud cheer came from the crowd literally begging for more. We couldn't decide who was better but as I stated before during English class, together we are better, helping out each other acting as one and this was a perfect example of it.

I left the music room as the class had ended, my voice was hoarse. Energy depleted from today's activities of singing, talking and shouting, I couldn't wait to get some rest in my bed.

CrossOver (Living The Dream) : Surprise Encounter and HOOFBALL!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

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I walked through the halls of the school bored and aimlessly looking forward to my bed. Suddenly I felt a tug on my shoulder. I turned around hoping it was Ditzy but then I saw this stallion, weird looking one, brown coat and complimented with a Blue and red streaked mane. He had a cutie mark of a hoof ball in shape of something closely related to an egg.

"Hey you must be Graze right? My name is SeaBreeze and I am part of the Hoof Ball team, I saw you just the other day in DodgeBall and you had a wicked throwing hoof." I paused looking at him, I knew what I was about to get myself into.

" Also I got this letter from Princess Celestia for you," He handed me the letter and I began to read it:

Dear Graze,

Since you are new at this school it is only mandatory that you take an extra curricular activity, one that suits your abilities. Since I heard talk about your Dodge Ball match against the Mane 6, which my prized student Twilight Sparkle was a part of. I felt bad as I remembered a huge red ball making unnecessary contact with her face, the letter continued," So we are going to make use of your talent placing you in the HoofBall team. You will be trained by SeaBreeze whose talent in this game is unremarkable and "special" as a pony. Also we will have seven exchange students coming in tomorrow morning, I would like you to guide these ponies and welcome them to our school. They shall only be here for a day and also, keep them out of trouble.

Your Highness,

Princess Celestia.

I placed the letter in my saddlebag and forwarded my attention to SeaBreeze," So when do we get started?"

We were both walking to the centre of the hoofball field as I saw five other ponies practicing their drills, Rainbow Dash and AppleJack were racing, Big Macintosh and Braeburn were tackling heavy weighted dummies and Soarin was throwing hoof balls through hoops. The colts were all fitted with heavy material and the mares wore the same but smaller as their figures were smaller and more fragile. This game was obviously anything but soft.

"So I'm guessing you know the basics of HoofBall right?" SeaBreeze asked me.

"Of course but let's go through the ropes just in case I seem to have forgotten something," I said not wanting to look like a newbie in front of my team.

"Okay basically this game is all about getting this little egg shaped ball," my eyes diverted its attention to the ball," Wayyyyyyy across on that side. The team will obviously try to not let that happen, so they will retaliate and react upon that."

"What do you mean by react?" I asked curiously.

" Chase you down and tackle you...Hard," Okay I seemed to have lost interest already.

[ Ohh stop being such a little filly and get your ass in the game]

He then continued," We aren't allowed to fly, only glide across the field, the only time we get to fly is when the referee kicks the ball high in the air, and the pegasi from either team that get's the ball first has the advantage of well, just basically having the ball but after that the game continues as normal."

"Rules now, No flying above the goals. Teleporting magic can only be used to avoid a tackle and not for distance as that is quite unfair. If the ball fumbles you rush for it. Only tackle the person who has the ball. Understood?"

I nodded.

"Okay let's go over some game plans," with that he started thinking and a smaller version of him wearing glasses had appeared on his right shoulder with a folder that said "Game Plans"

[ Hey Joy, Graze you see that?]

< Yea looks like he seems to be like you and Pinkie >

{EXCEPT THIS ONE SEEMS TO BE QUIET AND HELPFUL}

[ Okay that one hurt]

{ Sorry but why does he only have one conscience isn't it usually two}

[That is what I want to find out]

Seabreeze's face expressed confusion of how two mini me's were coming across him.

"Don't worry bro these are my 'consciences', '' hoping that would relieve him I said,'' And also I can see yours too but why do you only have one?''

His mind was at ease and so he began to talk," Oh well I thought I was going crazy seeing three of you, but I only have one, I am more of a pony who thinks straight forward and very decisive."

"That explains alot but if your buddy there ever feels lonely or if your bored feel free to come by dorm number forty three," We both looked over to Kill and Joy as they interacted with yet the mini version of SeaBreeze but the only thing different but the two was that his conscience's mane's colors were in opposite order, not Red covering Blue but Blue covering Red.

"Cool, I will hold you up to that by the way his name is Madden," he introduced the name of his conscience and continued," so what about these game plans and let's get to practice."

-------------The next morning--------------

I stood infront of the school bright and early in fatigue from yesterday's practice.

"What is talking these ponies so long?" With that said a bright flash of light marveled the area around me, five ponies and one alicorn..... WAIT AN ALICORN!?

"Let me guess, the exchange students? My name is Razor Graze," I introduced myself.

[That's fucked up] Kill stated as I observed all seven bizarre ponies. One cyan blue zebra, wait no. It had wings. Pegasus. Wait no. It had stripes. Zebra. Okay it looked more like a Pegasus. This cyan blue Pegasus wore goggles with a mane of black and red wearing black clothing complimented with black boots,"Hello, my name is Girokon."

Another was a murky green unicorn with a blue mane covering one eye. He seemed high and so laid back."Yo bro, I'm Mellow Haze but call me Greg." Pretty Normal to me.

Next was a purple pegasus with spiky yellow hair. He had a devious grin," I'm Purple Blaze."

The alicorn which stood tallest of all them, was brown and had a black and grey mane with a Golden Bracelet on his left foreleg. " Pleased to meet you, I am Iron Clad."

"Rendan but call me Seth," A white pegasus, with the red and white mane responded as I looked at him," Fearanger but I rather Zorrow," a grey earth pony claimed but his mane was almost metallic with colors which looked like grey and a slight gold.

" Okay well as stated before, I am Razor Graze but just call me Graze, I will just be assisting you guys for today from class to class. Oh princess Celestia said stay out of troub..." My speech was interupted with a pie to the face. Something wasn't right...... My eyes began to burn and my hooves flailed all over the place.... I tasted...Salt. I rubbed my eyes enduring the pain and stood quiet. "Just follow me." I was already pissed off at eight in the morning. I was going to get that purple one back... definitely. Today wasn't going to be quiet or normal at all.

-------------------------English Class-------------------------------

I was right today wasn't normal but extremely fun. Every class they managed to be in was left with an angry teacher and confusion. I remembered distinctly that during one of our English discussions, Greg gave a topic of which type of pony was best to "Mate" with, saying that in the most censored way of putting it...But dear Celestia! Mellow Haze went on and on about how he would have sex with each one. I was too busy laughing with the other five. We were all enjoying the moment even though we got in trouble afterwards. One hundred lines was not much too write. Girokon apologized for his actions I shrugged it off and told him," Pshhtt bro it's alright once it's fun and hell that was extremely funny."

-----------------------History--------------------------------------------

Well I won't lie but history is a very boring subject. We all slept on our desks bored as... well as Girokon mentioned, "Bored as Fuck." So it wasn't nearly as fun but hey, I could have used the rest for my Hoofball match, I still didn't even know who were playing against.

---------------------------Mathematics------------------------------

Okay this was actually fun because the whole class participated. First of all Mr. Pythagoras was on the board with a problem such as' If a pegasus flies this fast and in that direction and another the same at a different speed heading the same direction'. We honestly didn't pay attention but I must say Fredric was, something about his marefriend going to test him on what he learned.

[Pussy-whipped]

But then one of "them" took a paper ball and threw it at the professor. Pythagoras was blinded with fury that someone disrupted his class. I recall him saying, " Who threw that? If you don't own up I will keep you back a--" He was then cut off by this massive paper ball, twice the size of any pony and with a coat of green magic it flew at a dangerous speed at his direction. The poor bastard didn't even see it coming.

"Hahahahaha that was frickin' hilarious," Rendan and Zorrow laughed.

"Hahaha Razor you better be thanking me, looks like you don't have maths for a week," Mellow Haze said trying to contain his laughter.

"Hahaha thanks man, Up high!" I demanded a bro-hoof for that one.

-CLOP* BZZZTTTTTTTT-

Greg was electrocuted by my Joy Buzzer. "Hahahaha oldest trick in the book," *Fwwwit* " Hey who threw that?" I said looking at a piece of crumpled paper.

Girokon was laughing as he threw a paper ball up and down with a hoof. *Fwwwwit*

I retaliated but he dodged as it hit Rarity," OHHH.IT.IS.ON!" Using her magic she ripped out six pages and aimed at all of us. Some missed and hit other students, soon the whole class was in on it.

*Crumple* *Fwittt* *Crumple* Fwit* Every single student was a target and everyone was enjoying themselves.

~~~~~Rinnnnnggggg~~~~~~~

We all rushed to the cafeteria leaving the class littered with paper balls and an unconscious teacher.

In the cafe I joined Ditzy and introduced her to my acquaintances. I looked at Purple Blaze," You pie her in the face and I will eat your fucking limbs."

He nodded looking back at Zorrow who was eyeing down Applejack half way across the room. A huge shadow blocked his light," Hey you're blocking my....light," he turned around whimpering at the sight of Big Macintosh.

"Ah don't really approve of ya eyeing down muh lil' sis like that."

"I'm not eyeing her down, I'm observing," Zorrow said with a smartass tone feeling accomplished.

"Oh really ya know wa' I think?" Big Mac said with a hint of rage.

"What?"

Greg and Seth looked as a ragdoll body flew halfway across the cafeteria laughing at the replay of the joke set in another universe.

Seth walked up to him,'' Even in this universe bro, you still don't have a chance...May Celestia have mercy on your soul.''

"Ah Fuck you bro," *SPLAT* he grabbed a plate filled with food off the counter and hit Seth exactly in the face.

And with that began the reenactment of Math's class, but with food. Thank Celestia Ditzy and I ate before the chaos began yet, she was ripped inside knowing that those wonderful muffins were being wasted, treated as ammo.

----------------------The HoofBall Match- Night -----------------------------

The entire school was in the stands waiting patiently for the match to begin. Huge bright lights lit the entire field. I was inside the locker room putting on my gear praying Celestia for an easy match. We had gone through the game plans SeaBreeze and I and we were ready to kick some ass. Whose we didn't know.

I was about to enter the field when Ditzy appeared," Wait! Graze don't get hurt outside there okay?" and with that we shared a kiss. I left happy towards the field with my team and Ditzy did as well to the stands.

*Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop* The rhythm of the crowd went, cheering our school. One referee was going over the rules with us. I glanced across to see that our opponents were going over the rules with the referee.

Oh Shit! It was the exchange students! And they had a Unicorn and an Alicorn we were deeply fucked and placed at a bad disadvantage.

"Don't worry we can do this, just keep your eyes on the ball. It's why we practice," SeaBreeze was reassuring me.

We huddled together in a circle as SeaBreeze gave a speech,'' Okay we came here today to win! Only to win! We have the best hoofballers Equestria can provide and I have faith in you all. So. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

"WIN!!" We all responded.

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?"

"WIN!!!!"

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO !!!??"

[ Fuck Mares]

"FUCK MAR..." I was the only one alone and embrassed,".....I MEAN WIN!!!!"

"ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!!!"

"YEAAAAAAHH!!" We all responded.

Our team, Big Mac, Brae Burn, AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Sea Breeze and I walked halfway of the field marking one hundred meeting up with the the exchange students. At the left and right borders of the field the numbers went up in ten's until there was a rectangle representing our goals.

"Alright I want a clean match from both of you," The referee said. " You know the rules, let's try and keep this fair.''

We stood silent to show that we agreed.

Before we started I shook Girokon's hooves as a sign of sports-mare-ship showing him that even after the match we were still going to be friends.

We walked to the Ten point mark, as Rainbow Dash and Girokon stood near the zero mark facing each other.

The referee threw the ball in the air and when it came back down he bucked it sky-high, passing at least four stadium heights.

With that sound of the kick, Rainbow Dash flew towards the ball, Girokon matching her speed. They both passed the ball as it stopped mid-air and plummeted towards the Earth. They followed, straining their wings a white cone formed around them separately. The vacuum of the air was tightening and with an extra push of their back legs they exceeded their limits. The cone had been broken.

The sound barrier had been broken and there it was THE SONIC RAINBOOM AND THE SHADOW BLAST AT THE SAME TIME! IT WAS A REMARKABLE SIGHT TO SEE! The flaming ends of the rainbow scorched the skies in contest with the black and red . This was when shit gets real. The whole crowd stood in awe at it but sadly we stood keeping our eyes glued the ball as it crashed into the Earth. Both pegasi drew out their wings as a sudden brakes before coming too close to the full escaping death.

The ball bounced high due to the amount of pressure when it landed. I rushed towards it, jumped and caught it. I rushed towards the end of their field, Girokon still at the speed of the Shadow Blast rushed towards me. Looking back at him, the only thing I saw was this rainbow trail and he was on the floor. Rainbow had tackled him, surprisingly it did not do any damage to him but only restrained him.

"LOOK AT THAT SUCKER GO, HE'S AT 60...50.....40.....30....OHHHHH HE GOT PINNED, HE GOT PINNED," Luna announced as the commentator with no need for a microphone.

I was tackled by Purple Blaze, releasing the ball in the air, a trail of Purple Flames followed his path as the ball floated mid-air. That pegasus was frickin' fast. I landed on my back from the hit with all breath from my lungs gone.

[COME ON GET UP GRAZE GET UP!!!]

< DON'T STOP LET'S GO>

"Come on Graze GET UP!" SeaBreeze shouted.

With the encouragement of my consciences and new friend they had given me the will to fight. I stood on one hoof and let out my wings. And with that I was off, gliding above the surface of the field, my teammates tackling off anyone who got close to me. A trail of black tribal flames covering my path, extinguishing the purple as I picked up speed.

"YES HE IS UP! AND HE IS GAINING DISTANCE!!" Luna shouted.

I was right behind his mane, just a few inches more and *Poof*. Wait, Poof? I was blinded by a green haze as that green pony Mellow Haze teleported me. I slowed down as my eyes burned from the haze. I looked at the goal and there it was purple Blaze had scored.

E.H - 0 Guest- 7 is what the scoreboard showed.

My eyes burned but I was still willing to play. Both teams were at the hundred mark again, the ball on our side this time.

" 10 - 43 HUT HUT!" The game started. The ball was kicked towards me and I was given a decision to throw to someone or to run. I threw the ball to Big Macintosh flying pass him. He gave chase after the ball at incredible speed for such a stallion of his size. The ball was then intercepted by the Alicorn with the help of his wings. Macintosh jumped and tackled Fredric mid-air.

"HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?!" Rendan shouted going after the ball as it fumbled.

Macintosh had recovered and got the ball tackling off Rendan and anypony else who opposed.

"THERE HE IS, TACKLING ANYONE IN HIS PATH.... 60... 50... GREG IS DOWN!!...40.. ..30....20.....10..... TOUCHDOWN!!!!"

We all stood in awe at the legendary power of the Apple stallion.

"YEAAAA BIG MAC WOOHOOO!!!" Lyra and Bon Bon cheered.

"TOUCHDOWNN!!!!!" Octavia exclaimed as the game got the best of her.

[ THE FUCK? IS HE ON STEROIDS?!!]

" WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON STEROIDS?" Zorrow said astonishingly.

E.H - 7 GUEST - 7

We were at the midpoint of the field again. The ball on their side.

" 22, 34 hut!" Girokon kicked the ball behind him to Fredric, the alicorn.

He then charged to us like a berserk rhino, passing the thirty mark Big Mac and AppleJack rushed up to him trying to tackle him from both sides and at the last second he teleported infront of the crash, following the rules and out of danger.

Soarin was higher up in the field making a quick dash, providing us with a line of smoke at the twenty yard mark. We didn't need unicorn magic when we had Pegasi tricks. The alicorn had no choice and rushed through the smoke. He then stopped realizing that his hooves felt heavier a few seconds ago. The ball was gone from his hooves and now in mine as I raced down eighty yards.

"COME ON GRAZE YOU CAN MAKE IT!! GOOOO GOO!!!!" I heard the sound of Ditzy encouraging me and with that I trotted with my wings cutting through the wind providing me with a side to side barrier from the opposing team. Rainbow and Seabreeze galloped beside me giving me back up.

"FIFTY YARDS!!", I was halfway there.

"FORTY YARDS!!". Girokon appeared with a smirk on his face.

"THIRTY YARDS!!''. Greg appeared, I wasn't falling for that same trick again.

"TWENTY YARDS!!'. I curved my right wing as it grasped the air inside of it giving me a drift around the cloud of smoke.

"TEN YARDS!!". Girokon rushed me, I paused from running, dodging the attack and ran again.

"FIVE YARDS!!!".

"GOOOO GRAZE GOOO!!!!'' Ditzy cheered.

"TOUCH DOWN!!!!"

I slammed the ball on the floor for a victory gloat. The crowd went wild, Octavia, Vinyl, Bon Bon and Lyra cheered," RAZOR GRAZE!...RAZOR GRAZE!"

-------------Half-time---------------------

E.H- 14 Guest - 7

"Come on guys! WE CAN WIN THIS, IT'S JUST LIKE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!" Girokon exclaimed.

What was American Football I didn't know. What was a foot I didn't know but we had a game to play.

"The Exchange Students" had the ball again and with a kick of a ball to Zorrow the match had begun. Zorrow galloped with the ball Rendan and Girokon beside him. " COME ON WE GOTTA TOUCHDOWN!" Rendan shouted.

They were both focused and concentrated on the game as they charged with the ball. The Apple Family charged towards them.

"FORTY YARDS!!" Luna announced as Big Macintosh tackled Girokon but evaded as he jumped with the help of his wings over the red stallion.

"THIRTY YARDS!!" Brae Burn took out Rendan.

AppleJack was galloping towards Zorrow and he suddenly he slowed down. He stopped and stared, envisioning AppleJack rushing towards him for a hug and as she got closer and closer to him, reality struck him or maybe it was just AppleJack's hoof knocking him and the ball out of his grasp.

Girokon intercepted and ran towards our goal. SeaBreeze appeared at the twenty mark and headbutted Girokon, both in a daze seeing stars as the ball dropped.

Everyone was now lined up at the twenty mark, the ball belonging to "The Exchange". The ball was kicked to Zebra-Pegasus, giving up the option of throwing the ball, he ran dodging Brae Burn and Soarin from both left and right, he jumped over AppleJack as she made a head on tackle and spun around me criss crossing his way towards the goal avoiding all attacks.

TouchDown.

E.H - 14 Guest - 14

This was our final ten minutes on the clock and we were tied neck to neck. SeaBreeze looked extremely serious. This was his special talent and he was not going to lose.

The crowd was quiet, the tension built in the air. A simple hoof clopping began the beat.

*Stomp Stomp Clop*

More hooves joined in. *Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop*

Soon the whole stadium had the Rhythm going.

We were surrounded by the cheer of our school behind us. We were not going to lose.

We stood quiet and focused blocking out all noise as we were fixated on the game and so was the other team but we had something with us, our school.

The ball was kicked towards me, I gripped it and ran after shooting it towards SeaBreeze, he caught the ball and ran to their goal. We went all out, I galloped faster than any of me team, Rainbow Dash keeping up with her wings beside me.

Greg was running towards SeaBreeze with his horn aglow, I tackled him before he could cast that spell. I tackled the slight body of him as it let a fine green cloud, but not a haze or a cloud of it this time. His spell failed and my eyes burned, I tripped towards the floor as I lost my balance.I tried getting up but my right hind leg was useless and broken.

"FOUR MINUTES ON THE CLOCK."

[ WE ARE SO CLOSE GET UP GRAZE, GET UP, COME ON !!!!! DON'T QUIT NOW]

< YOU HAVE WINGS, GLIDE! GLIDE!!!>

"GET UP GRAZE PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!!" Ditzy shouted, it pained her to see me like this.

I couldn't stop here with the blur in my eyes, I ran constantly blinking tears from pain and as well that it was trying to get any unfamiliar element out of my system.

"THREE MINUTES!"

I got on my three legs and spread my wings. I flapped furiously trying to catch up with Rainbow Dash.

Zorrow and Rendan side by side went head on towards SeaBreeze. Rainbow had swung her hooves taking them both out with her knocking them and herself to the floor as she lost balance and momentum.

"TWO MINUTES REMAINING!"

I nearly caught up to SeaBreeze passing the crash, "RUN SEABREEZE RUN!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

"ONE MINUTE REMAINS!"

Fredric stood the only obstacle I saw worth a challenge. He charged towards SeaBreeze.

"FORTY FIVE SECONDS"

I flapped my wings furiously and passed SeaBreeze with an urge to kill (metaphorically speaking). Kill and Joy were focused on what was happening, concentrating and working together. The Spark inside me relit from since the dodgeball match.

I gained unremarkable speed as I charged the towering Alicorn a black flame covering my path.

" THIRTY SECONDS" Forty yards remained.

Purple Blaze rushed me with a furious dash of my head, I headbutted him and flew towards Fredric. With unbelievable speed I was going head on with him.

"TEN SECONDS" TWENTY YARDS LEFT.

*Thud*

It had been done, I tackled Fredric and both of us went down, I was in immense pain when my broken foot touched the floor. It was painful as HELL. OH CELESTIA WHY! The pain was immense but I looked forward to see my partner dodge the last person Girokon as he jumped over landing in the rectangle box right before the clock had hit zero.

*UURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

A klaxon went off signalling that the game was over and the crowd went wild.

E.H- 21 Guest -14

The sacrifice I made was for the greater good of my time but at what cost. I looked at my broken leg and a shadow overcasted my light. It was Girokon holding out a hoof, I grabbed it and we walked to where both teams had conjured communicating with each other about the game.

"Don't worry we gonna get that fixed," he reassured me.

Ditzy Doo with the other mares rushed towards me in concern. Girokon laid me on the bench where Greg was casting a bone wielding spell.

[Sounds painful]

"Don't worry it's not gonna hurt, but first let me get a blunt," Greg said.

"NO GREG! NO BLUNTS! NO WEED!" Girokon ordered, he looked over to Ditzy and whispered something to her.

She now sat by my side holding my hoof. This was really touching and kind of her. *SNAP*

I screamed louder than Luna's Canterlot Voice in pain," AHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!"

Ditzy stood and smiled at me. I got on my hoofs as she assisted me and kissed me on the cheek," That's for the broken leg." She then kissed me on my lips," That's for winning the game."

"Alright Alright Don't need to rub it in" Girokon said.

And with that the team with the group of mares headed over to the front of the school.

"Thanks Graze, today was really fun and I hope we can meet up sometime," Girokon said," Oh and by the way the guys and I want a rematch. Thanks again for everything bro."

"Anytime, when you are ready we will whoop your ass,"

"Ahahaha We will see about that,"

Girkon /)* (\ Graze.

We had exchanged bro hoofs and were on our separate ways.

Greg readied his teleportation spell back to where they came from," OH wait I almost forgot something!" Greg shouted.

He ran towards me quickly and shot his leg towards my nuts kicking them with intense force. I was in the floor squealing as he ran back towards the group now waving goodbye."

"SEE YA LATER!!" They all said.

"GREG YOU BITCH!!!!!"

And with that a flash of light came from Greg's horn and they were all gone.

"Come on let's get you some rest." Ditzy held me up and put her wing around me as she walked me to my room.

Cupcakes Vs Muffins

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

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I didn't even know how I got here but I was on my bed Ditzy lying on top of me as our lips locked into each other, playing around and having a special moment. I blinked my eyes slowly at her," I love you."

"I love you too Cupcake.'' She replied. Wait. Cupcake? My eyes slowly opened and stared at the horror before me as I was in shock.

"PINKIE PIE!! GOT OFF ME!! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE!!" I shouted.

"Oh come on who leaves their door locked? We are just going to have a little fun." Pinkie flirted.

I tried moving my legs both fore and hind I was restrained! To the fucking bed! WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING!"

"Oh don't try to escape, we all know you have a thing for me since that party."

"I'M WITH DITZY AND SHE IS MY MARE-FRIEND GET OFF PLEASE!! HELP! ANYONE! RAPE!" I shouted, I really didn't want to screw this up but I needed help from someone and I didn't want to get raped.

Where the fuck was Kill and Joy when I needed them. I glanced over my shoulder at their usual spots.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Kill was too busy having "Fun" with Pinkamena and so was Joy with Surprise. Okay I wasn't going to lie but they fell for that trick because I always did have a sort of thing for Pinkie but not anymore until I had Ditzy.

"Nope. I'm just gonna fuck you. No kidding," She said with a laugh," You and I are going to do what they are." As she pointed to our consciences.

"OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. WAIT !! NO DON'T!" I said metaphorically coming into realization what I said," Pinkie if you do this now I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN, I WILL BURN ALL BRIDGES BETWEEN YOU AND ME!"

She looked at me with a smile, Oh Celestia no she was moving lower down my chest.

~Knock Knock Knock~

"Graze it's me Ditzy, is everything alright?" THANK YOU CELESTIA! Ditzy had made her morning visit to me wanting to get breakfast.

"OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!" I shouted impatiently.

"Oh it's locked, no one is getting in," Pinkie said.

"Who is that inside? IT'S LOCKED!" Ditzy shouted tugging at the door.

"KICK THE FUCKING DOOR DOWN!!" I ordered.

*THUD* *THUD* "IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M GONNA CALL SEABREEZE!''

"NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! OH FUCK WHY?!"

"Looks like we *hic* have some more time together," Pinkie said with a hint of drunk. I examined her carefully, her face, her expression she looked a bit drunk which might have caused her sober thoughts and a question. WHO IN HELL GETS DRUNK THIS EARLY?!

*RRINNGGGG* An alarm clock went off.

"Eight O' Clock WOOHOOO, it's always Happy Hour!" Berry Punch said happily as she pulled out her favorite wine and drank it from the bottle.

"OKAY I GOT SEABREEZE! JUST HOLD ON A SEC AND STAY BACK FROM THE DOOR!'' Ditzy was trying to communicate with me through the door.

"I'M NOT BY THE DOOR, I'M TIED TO THE CELESTIA DAMN BED!'' I shouted horrified thinking what was going to happen.

"WHAT!!?? HOW??!!" Seabreeze exclaimed.

"OBVIOUSLY, I TIED MY FUCKIN' SELF TO THE BED!" I shouted with sarcasm," I WILL EXPLAIN LATER JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS QUICK!"

Pinkie was growing impatient that I wasn't co-operating and worried that she was going to get caught. She shared one quick french kiss with me *THUD* and with that the door flew out of its hinges from SeaBreeze's powerful kick.

SeaBreeze and Ditzy rushed to my aid but Pinkie was gone as if she vanished completely in thin air. WHAT!? HOW?!

"HOW IS THAT FRICKIN' POSSIBLE!" I shouted.

They watched me restrained and tied to my bed confused on how it happened.

I gave up trying to make a reasonable explanation but it was Pinkie Pie, no such explanation ever existed. It just happens.

[Yea bro shit just happens, just like how you messed up my time with Pinkamena]

{Don't Worry we are going to pay Pinkie a visit very soon}

"Sooooo what about this fetish you have here?" SeaBreeze asked.

"Do you like this Graze? Because I can tie you down to my bed," Ditzy said interested in what was happening," And I swore I heard Pinkie's voice."

"You did Ditzy and it's not a fetish," I said calmly," JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT!" Scratch that last statement.

"Hey guy's what's all the commotion about, I heard some screaming and...."  Vinyl spoke as both herself and Octavia walked in pausing at the sight of me tied in my bed.

"Ohh Ditzy, you dirty filly you," Vinyl said.

" WHAT??!! WE FOUND HIM LIKE THIS!!" Ditzy was trying to clear her name.

"Oh you ponies and your strange fetishes," Octavia had now put her unwanted  two cents in.

"I know right, that's what I said," Breeze added.

Lyra and Bon Bon stumbled in and saw the sight before," So what is it now? Are we all taking turns with Graze?" Lyra said, I obviously didn't need this right now.

[ Wow Mr.Killjoy the awkward tension is so tight you can now fuck it]

"*Sigh* Just untie me," I gave up on shouting trying now to reason with these mares and Breeze.

My group of friends, well I can basically call them my group of friends since I usually hung around those five mares, Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia, Vinyl and my mare-friend Ditzy that one colt other than myself SeaBreeze and I were actually like all friendly with each other. So we gathered around the cafeteria table and explained to them what really happened.

"Okay Graze, I love you but start talking, no pony just ends up on a bed tied up," Ditzy started off.

"So I'm sleeping right, dreaming of Ditzy and I well kissing," I wasn't ashamed to say that," and she said Cupcake, I knew something definitely was wrong,Ditzy doesn't use that word, it's like a sin against her Muffin bible, I immediately woke up and found Pinkie lying on top of me."

I edited that story, not lying so that Ditzy won't get vex at me nor Pinkie she was obviously not thinking clearly," And that's when I was shouting and screaming, Ditzy came and got SeaBreeze kicked open the door and then all of you flash mobbed my area, that's it." I explained to them my little dilemma.

"It's obvious Pinkie still has feelings for you," Octavia stated the obvious.

"Yea we know that Octy but what I wanna know is, HOW DID PINKIE ESCAPE??!!" Vinyl said, that was the question that mind fucked everyone furiously.

I simply said," It's Pinkie Pie we don't need to know or want to know BUT I am going to be talking to her at the Stadium benches, do not follow because I'm sure her Pinkie Sense will detect you, Understood?"

Everyone nodded," Okay now that's over with let's enjoy breakfast."

"Muffins!!"

"Yes Bright Eyes,muffins," I smiled and pecked her on the cheek, wrapping my wing around her keeping her close to me.

"Awww isn't that cute?" SeaBreeze said looking at us.

[ Haters gonna Hate]

{You two couldn't just let me enjoy this moment?}

[]

"Don't be jealous bro," I smiled at Ditzy," Best thing that ever happened to me, soon you will find that mare."

"Same here Muffin," she laid her head on my shoulders.

"So how is your leg? Still hurting?" Lyra asked with concern.

"Well yea and my whole body, that's basically why I couldn't push her off of me and also the fact that I was restrained but thank Celestia that it's the weekend so I can get over this problem today."

"Hopefully, I don't want Pinkie getting between us."

"I know hun same here."

It was now afternoon and I planned out everything even how I was going to talk to Pinkie, every question she could have asked I would have an answer.

Hopefully she would be out of her drunken state so we could act like decent ponies without a reenactment of earlier this morning.

~Knock Knock~

"I'm coming! Jeez," Okay something was awfully wrong, her voice seemed less peppy and filled with grimace. The door opened and I could have placed my life on it that Pinkamena was going to answer.

Yup, I saved myself a trip to hell. It was Pinkamena but at the sight of me her mane poofed back up and she gained her bright pink color again and smile.

"Oh hiya Graze, what's up and sorry about this morning, I was kind of ... drunk" Pinkie admitted.

" Come with me, we are going to have a little walk and no I'm not mad, I just want to get a few things straight okay?" I tried keeping my voice from going into a deep tone because I wanted to be serious yet not make her sad.

"Okie Dokie Lokie," she chimed closing the door behind her and bouncing following in the direction I was walking.

We were now by the stadium and we sat next to each other on a bench. She looked confused and troubled that I brought her here, where Ditzy and I made out. DAMN! I picked the wrong setting for this too happen but too late.

I began," You know what you did this morning was wrong, right?"

"Yes and I'm really sorry Graze, really really I was a bit off, " she apologized with meaning so I let it slide for now.

"I know and that's why I forgive you but you know the line 'A drunk mare's words are her sober thoughts'?" She nodded.

"Good, please, tell me why do you feel so?" I knew the answer already but I wanted her to say it.

"Be-because I like you Graze," Good she had let it out, now we can begin," but I saw you kiss her after the match and I got extremely jealous, why her and not me'? I thought that first night you came we really bounded and you have two "splits" just like me"

"Because she is special," I said calmly.

"Retarded?" she questioned.

"NO NOT RETARDED!" she flinched as I lost my cool for a second , I hated that most ponies didn't understand her. I calmed down and placed a hoof on her shoulder saying " Pinkie, everypony is special, you and I are especially too but I knew because of that it would be six different ponies(Pinkie, Surprise, Pinkamena, Kill,Joy and myself) liking each other for different qualities don't you think that is bad for a relationship?"

She now understood where I was coming from why we couldn't be together, Pinkamena likes Kill and Surprise likes Joy, our minds would have been at war trying to figure out which part of her we would have loved most.

[Love is a very difficult thing ladies and gentlemen]

She understood and accepted the fact.

"Look Pinkie, you and I are still friends and that won't change but Ditzy is my marefriend and you have to be respect my decision and also that I love her, we all know there is a stallion out there for you, not being me but there is," I hoped that reassured her.

She nodded and smiled," Okay Graze I understand but we still friends right?"

" I never said we weren't I just wanted to get our stories straight.... Now come here for a hug," I embraced the pink pony for a few seconds, damn she really did smell like cotton candy. I moved back asking," Feeling better?"

Pinkie mhmm'ed positively with a nod.

"Good let's head home, it's getting kinda late."

"You betcha!,''

"And Pinkie....Don't ever try to rape me again,"

"It's not rape if you enjoy it, BYEEEE!!!! " and with that she was gone.

I walked alone to the entrance of the school when I heard a flap of wings above me," That was very kind of you hun," Ditzy now  landed by my side walking with me.

"Yea thanks it felt right."

"You do know that you need a place to stay since your door is broken......."

"Annnddddddd?" I asked knowing what I was going to hear.

"Anddddd I was hoping that you would stay with your loving marefriend for a few days until it got fixed,"

"YESSSS!! WOOHHOO!!" I flew into the air and did a barrel roll out of pure excitement.

"Woooww easy there Graze, I think I'm going to have to tie you to my bed."

"  Hahahahaha I think I will be enjoying that," I said, might I add truthfully.

We got closer to the entrance of the school when she stopped.

"Hey Graze, thanks for being such a faithful coltfriend, I know that most stallions would have taken that opportunity just for some free sex but I can see that you are really faithful.... Thank you"

"Oh it's nothi...." I was interrupted as Ditzy tackled me, replaying that part of my dream I enjoyed so much until minor issues. I was lying on the floor Ditzy on top of me both kissing each other as our tongues fought with each other playfully.

I cut her off," Maybe we can continue this in your room, just before security catches us, Deal?"

"Deal"

And with that we both ran off to her room and wasted the night away.

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TO THE BEACH !

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

"Wow so that's what your cutie mark must mean," I said exhausted from a little morning "fun".

"Ahahaha yea but really it means-" Ditzy was interrupted by a knocking on the door.

~Knock Knock~

"It's SeaBreeze, can I speak to Graze?"

"Uhmmm sure buddy, what is it?" I asked still in bed with Ditzy.

"I mean can we talk face to face," Oh Celestia what did I do now? Can't I relax one morning? I really didn't want to get off bed, especially on a Sunday at six in the morning, but it sounded important.

I opened the door asking," Ughhh yes SeaBreeze? It's six, in the morning is there anything you need?"

" I need to find a date for the Minor Mare Mixup and I really don't want to go alone, I NEED YOUR HELP MAN!"

" Okay Okay bro, anyone in mind?"

"Welllllll, I guess I have a "thing" for Fluttershy."

" THEN ASK HER!"

" I can't man, I don't wanna frighten her or anything you know how she is."

[ OH FOR CELESTIA AND LUNA'S SAKE PONY UP]

"You don't know how he is Kill, once he likes a girl it's hard for him to grow a sack," Madden, the miniature version of SeaBreeze spoke.

" Well it is Sunday, ask her out," I offered a suggestion hoping it would work.

" I'm not good with that man, I need to feel more comfortable with friends.... You know just like a party," Breeze suggested.

A sudden and rather strange idea came to my mind, it was Sunday and early still.

"Hey Ditzy you are going out to do your mail run around the school right?"

" Yea of course,why do you ask?"

" I need you to call our group of friends and the Mane 6, tell them to meet on the outside of the school at ten o' clock with their beach stuff, looks like we are going to "Mareacas Beach.... OOHH AND BRING LUNA TOO!"

" YESS!! I LOVE THE BEACH!!" SeaBreeze exclaimed. Wow his name now made sense to me 'Sea' - 'Breeze'.

" Okay I will get right to it Muffin, but make sure everything is ready, you too Breeze."

"Right on it Bright Eyes," I said to her with a kiss as we both made our separate way.

As Ditzy left for her mail run SeaBreeze walked up to me and hugged me," Thanks bro I owe you ALOT!"

" Chill man, it's no big deal, let's just get ready for the beach alright?" and with a nod he galloped off to his dorm room.I walked inside Ditzy's room about to pack when I finally noticed something,the room was a clustered mess, I mean a dorm room is meant for two but how much stuff did I really have?

"Oh well, time to get packin'. "

I walked out the exit of the school exactly at ten as promised, seeing thirteen mares all with their beach wear and equipment. All the mares wore T- shirts with their cutie mark imprinted onto it and a simple shorts except for Twilight, Octavia, Fluttershy and Rarity who wore their beach gowns and a hat. We knew that they weren't going to partake in any fun activities but hoped that they still had bathing suits on, just in case I felt evil to throw them in the water. There were aslo several objects on the floor which belonged to the group: sunblock, a beach ball, tanning sheet, umbrella and towels.

For myself I wore a red and black trunks and for SeaBreeze he wore a blue and white pair of trunks.

"Hey Graze thank you for inviting us to the beach bro, I could use a little fun time," Vinyl announced.

" Yeah I really love the beach, thanks so much," Lyra stated.

"THANK YOU SOO SOO SOO MUCH GRAZE I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WENT TO THE BEACH!" Pinkie announced extremely hyper and happily.

"Well I can safely say that on the behalf of us Graze, we really appreciate you taking us to the beach," Rarity said.

"Ahh, don't mention it, we really had a rough week with all of the dodgeball, music competitions and what not, so who is ready to have fun?!"

" I am but how do you suppose we get there?" Luna spoke up. I was impressed, those English classes were improving her speech by a mile.

"Well I don't wanna risk magic but how many of you, have chariots?" I said hoping to get more of a response rather than Princess Luna."Are you kidding me? I don't think one is enough," I didn't want to destroy their hopes or Killjoy their day but what could we do?

" I don't have one but, is two large chariots enough for thirteen of us?"

"Yeah of course it is, wait, thirteen? There are like, fifteen of us," I began to grow confused hoping that I won't know what she mentioned by thirteen.

The two chariots were carried by the no other two pegasi stallions, SeaBreeze and I.

" I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU RIGHT ABOUT NOW!" I shouted as my voice went against the wind, powering through carrying a large chariot," DAMN WHAT DO THESE FILLIES EAT?"

"WHAT??!! I ASSURE YOU THAT I EXERCISE AND RUN LAPS WHEN I GET THE CHANCE!" Octavia responding to my statement, thankfully her alone hearing it.

" HEY WHEN YOU CAN CARRY FIVE FILLIES, AN ALICORN PRINCESS, LUGGAGE AND A HEAVY ASS CHARIOT THEN TALK TO ME!" I shouted back jokingly," AND WHEN EXACTLY WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE?"

Octavia opened her mouth, me awaiting her answer," UGHH! YOU WIN THIS ROUND!" with that she left to go back inside of the chariot.

" HAHAHA! THOUGHT SO!" I shouted victorious.

" STOP BEING A PUSSY BRO AND THANKS AGAIN FOR HELPING ME!" SeaBreeze shouted for the previous reasons.

" SOOOO HOW YOU GONNA ASK?!"

" I DON'T KNOW I'M GONNA PLAY IT BY CHANCE JUST THE USUAL CHITTER CHATTER, YOU KNOW?"

"WOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOO!!" A squeaky voice coming from the window.

"PINKIE GET BACK INSIDE AND CLOSE THE WINDOW YOU'RE RUINING MY MANE!" A voice sounding like Rarity shouted.

"HEY LOOK BREEZE! THE BEACH! THANK CELESTIA I CAN'T HANDLE THIS WEIGHT ANYMORE!!" I shouted to him with relief in my tone, it was a twenty minute trip but still with all that weight it was a task from the start.

We both landed at the wagon/ chariot concrete part of the beach," Hello fillies this is your captain speaking, we have arrived at Mareacas Beach so close all windows, take out all luggage when the fasten seat belt is up and while you're here enjoy your visit and shed a few pounds in the ocean," one door quickly opened and closed with Ditzy walking towards me * *WHAP* "Oww Ditzy it was just a joke...."

With that everypony was off of the chariot and carried everything to the beach to enjoy their day of relaxation and fun.

-11:00-

Everypony was now completely unpacked, towels laid on the sand to rest and relax under the shade of a Palm Tree.

"Hey Ditzy can you rub my back with some sun lotion? Last time I got a really bad burn through my coat," I asked kindly.

"Sure Muffin," she rubbed her hooves with some sun screen and rubbed it deep camouflaging itself with my white coat.

"Thanks BrightEyes," I kissed her on her cheek.

" Now do mine," she said with a flirty smile. I did the same with the lotion and massaged her back with it," Ohh yeah remind me to ask you for one of these later when we are alone."

" Oh definitely," I agreed had finishing rubbing her back and was now looking at what the other ponies were doing.

Everyone else seemed to be enjoying themselves, may it be Octavia and Twilight reading a book (how boring, couldn't they do that at home) or Vinyl using her tanning sheet while listening to music, Lyra and Bon Bon seemed as if they were sleeping under the shade but Lyra then opened her eyes waving a friendly "hello" at me. Rainbow was flying just above the surface of the water with Princess Luna who seemed like the only two who knew how to have fun, while Rarity and AppleJack were arguing about what they wore and how AppleJack stated it was inappropriate to wear a "Fru-Fru" Dress to the beach. The only ones who seemed to be in the water was Fluttershy talking to the fishes and Pinkie Pie scaring them off.

"Damn bro she looks hot with her mane wet," SeaBreeze whispered to me," I don't think I can do this."

I lied down next to Ditzy enjoying the shade and replied," Dude grow a sack and just talk to her, it's nothing much really, we are practically in the same circle of friends," I said truthfully.

"I know that but still...."

" C'mon Graze help your friend out he really looks like he needs it," Ditzy added.

" But I'm enjoying my time here with you," I whined.

" Oh stop being a filly and quit your whining"

" Whining? I am not whining, I am complaining," She shot me an unamused face which I translated to ' You can sleep in the halls'. Sleeping in halls equaled no Ditzy. I suddenly looked at SeaBreeze who tried to hit me with the puppy dog pout.....Not as effective with a stallion.

" Fine, follow me Breeze I have an idea," I flew high with Breeze following," Okay look bro, we are going to play wrestle and I will let you win but make it seem real enough so that everyone buys it. Male Dominance always get's the fillies attention. Understood?"

He nodded.

We began having a sky battle as I furiously hoofed him followed up with a grab and throwing him into a few clouds. Clouds still hurt as us Pegasi ponies can feel them but were still not as hard as concrete. I rushed towards him and grabbed him by his coat face to face, " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO! THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LET ME WIN?!" He shouted at me.

-----Down on the Beach-------

"Hey look! Graze and SeaBreeze are fighting," Octavia announced to the other mares.

" And looks like ole Breezy is getting his ass handled to him," Vinyl replied," WAIT NO WAY! Graze is going to pull off one sick move! HEY GIRLS LOOK AT THIS!"

*SPLASH* "Ouch that has got to hurt," Rainbow Dash said squinting at the sight and trying to even think how painful it was.

Fluttershy ran towards SeaBreeze wanting to help him " Oh no! That poor poor creature, I'm going to see if he is badly injured," she said while running towards the drop-zone.

----Back In the Sky A Few Minutes Ago----------

"......THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LET ME WIN!!" He shouted at me.

While holding him upright and face to face, I began to dive downwards to the ocean holding his body.

" I LIED I WAS NEVER GOING TO LET YOU WIN!!"

"WAIT WHAT?! YOU SICK FUCK!"

" DON'T WORRY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, FLUTTERSHY LOVES TO TAKE CARE OF THE WOUNDED AND HATES FIGHTING!" And looky here not a scratch on me.

I began spinning with his body, drilling the air and at least five seconds from the water I threw him towards the vast blue giving it a little "umph" and power, he hit the body of water at full force as I flew off to my place with Ditzy.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU JUST PILE-DRIVED HIM INTO THE FREAKIN' OCEAN!!" She shouted at me.

With a calm voice I replied," With a spin, and also watch closely as the magic of Graze works," I pointed to Fluttershy running towards SeaBreeze as he tried to swim himself to shore.

"Oh you poor thing you, are you alright?" Fluttershy whinnied holding him in her forelegs.

" ughh yea... just stings... a-a bit," he stuttered now realizing who was holding him," I'm going to be fine though, just a bit hungry."

"Well, let's get you something to eat then, I packed a few sandwiches for just an occasion," She then helped him up walking towards her basket. SeaBreeze looked at me and mouthed," Fuck you"

" LOVE YA BRO!!" I teased shouting aloud. Now that was done with we could spend the day relaxing.

3:00

"Hey Graze come here for a second," Vinyl called out standing near to a sleeping Octavia.

"Yo DJ wassap?" I was kinda curious why she needed me.

" I need you to take Octavia and drop her in the ocean just for fun, it's kinda boring but I wanna start the water games before it get's too late."

" Good idea!" I said picking up Octavia holding her with my fore hooves and slowly glided through the air.

"What is he doing?" Bon Bon walked up to Vinyl and asked.

" Just get ready to laugh."

"Pssttt Octavia wake up, we are almost home," I lied cunningly to her while carrying her.

"Really? I like the wind in my mane," she was now looking down at the ocean aware of her surroundings.

" NOPE!" I dropped her in the ocean listening to the wailing blood curdling scream.

"W-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *Ker-Splash* GRAZE I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Octavia shouted," YOU RUINED MY BEACH GOWN!"

" ALRIGHT EVERYPONY INTO THE WATER LET'S GO!!' Vinyl ordered being followed by everypony except Rarity.

They were all enjoying themselves hitting the beach ball in the water, swimming, splashing and having fun. Ditzy was on my shoulders trying to push Fluttershy off of SeaBreeze's shoulder, I don't know how he got her to play this game but she was enjoying herself.

After the "Chicken Fight" [Scootaloo fight], I believed that was what it was called, Luna was happy to get a turn on my shoulder against AppleJack on SeaBreeze's with a new challenger, Bon Bon on top of Lyra.

Afterwards, I flew to the sandy area one more time and snuck up behind Rarity," Hey Rarity why aren't you enjoying the water?"

"Because I don't wanna get my new hairstyle ruined!" she stated with an obvious tone.

"Oh too bad..."

" What do you mean to bad-AHHHHH!!!" An evil grin grew on my face as I picked her up heading towards the other mares.

"GRAZE DO NOT DROP ME!! PLEASE!!" She begged, which was not going to stop me.

"WHAT ??!! PLEASE DROP YOU? OKAY IF YOU SAY SO!" I dropped her.

"He dropped her ahahaha'' Rainbow Dash said while stifling laughter. The whole group was here now enjoying the ocean and having a fun time, passing the ball and talking about, well mare stuff even Rarity after she got over the fact that her mane was ruined.

Every mare was soon as Pinkie Pie made a dirty comment on how every looked with their. Wet manes. Coming to realization SeaBreeze and I tried to hide our awkward wing boners by sinking into the water while Ditzy gave me a look saying," What am I going to do with you?"

"What ? It's natural!" I tried proving my point.

She then joined me by the water, toppling me over as we play fought in the ocean. She dragged me deeper into the vast sea. Suddenly being submerged underwater by a pull from Ditzy I got scared for a moment and lost some well needed air.

None of us speaking, she motioned not to go up and kissed me, giving me some of her oxygen. The sun which penetrated the water was now shining on her making her look like an angel of the ocean. I got lost in the moment and suddenly gasped for air swimming to the surface of the water as fast as I could dragging Ditzy along and using my wings for extra support.

Now surfacing the water and sharing our moment alone, we swam to shore meeting with the others as it was getting late.

7:00

We sat around a campfire making s'mores and roasting marshmallows, talking when Octavia asked," Hey Graze why don't you sing us a song around the campfire? It seems like a perfect time."

"Nah I don't think so, too much salt water," I tried getting my way out of it.

" But salt water clears the throat," Luna added, well damn I needed a distraction.

" LET'S GATHER ROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG OUR, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E SONG-" Pinkie began soon cut off.

" No Pinkie not that foal's tune, seriously?" Twilight inputted.

" Owwwww okay," she sounded a bit displeased.

" Don't worry Pinks you can sing it later, I never really heard it but I think I'm going to need a guitar to play and we don't have one, whoops sorry," I said trying to cheer her up while getting out of singing.

"O' here you go Graze," Pinkie handed me a guitar which seemed like out of thin air.

[ How the fuck does she do that?]

"Ughh Alright fine, I will play one song that I learned a few months back."

I started strumming the guitar playing a few notes seeing if it was still in tune and thus I began singing to the ponies around the campfire ( I do not own this song, work of Plain White Tee's):

My head is stuck in the clouds

She begs me to come down

Says, "Boy, quit foolin' around"

I told her, "I love the view from up here

Warm sun and wind in my ear

We'll watch the world from above

As it turns to the rhythm of love"

The song really did have an effect where it was playing, the atmosphere was perfect for this song.

We may only have tonight

But till the morning sun, you're mine

All mine

Play the music low

And sway to the rhythm of love

Vinyl and Octavia, the two always arguing now sharing a quiet moment with each other, embracing each word of the song.

My heart beats like a drum

A guitar string to the strum

A beautiful song to be sung

She's got blue eyes deep like the sea

That roll back when she's laughing at me

She rises up like the tide

The moment her lips meet mine

I looked at Ditzy while I sang that verse especially for her and she looked back at me.

We may only have tonight

But till the morning sun, you're mine

All mine

Play the music low

And sway to the rhythm of love

Bon Bon and Lyra danced slowly to the tune.

When the moon is low

We can dance in slow motion

And all your tears will subside

All your tears will dry

I looked at SeaBreeze watching Fluttershy his hooves holding her's as she blushed, mouthing some words to her.

And long after I've gone

You'll still be humming along

And I will keep you in my mind

The way you make love so fine

Fluttershy mouthed," Yes'' and hugged SeaBreeze.

We may only have tonight

But till the morning sun, you're mine

All mine

Play the music low

And sway to the rhythm of love

Play the music low

And sway to the rhythm of love

Yeah, sway to the rhythm of love

All the mares even Rainbow Dash got emotional over the song, tearing up at the beauty of the lyrics. " Okay fillies, wipe those tears it's time to go home, Thanks for being such a wonderful audience,"

I handed the smiling Pinkie with tears the guitar and kicked sand on the fire. I headed over to the chariots packing them with our luggage and the guests moving on board silent still in the moment.

Ditzy trotted up to me embracing me with her wings, I simply stood and followed her actions. She soon left into the chariot to meet with the other mares.

Today was definitely one of the days I was going to remember for the rest of my life.

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The Yearlies

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

A/N: Not proof read yet.

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Yesterday was truly amazing spending time with my friends at the beach but last night and this morning was strangely better, Ditzy was acting a bit more 'affectionate' than usual.

"Okay Ditzy today we have classes at eight, we had our fun last night and this morning, I am grateful but we really have to go, I don't want to be late again," I said to her while buttoning my usual black shirt a bit lower than usual.

"Awwww but I want to have more fun!" She exclaimed flying towards me trying to unbutton.

"What has gotten into you! It's almost eight and you're still not ready for class," I said forcing her hoof away from my shirt, trying to button it yet again. It wasn't usual for me to sound stern but there was a time and place for everything and that was now," We can do 'this' later I promise okay but seriously I have to get to class."

"Nuh-uh, you're going to have to kiss me first,"

I rolled my eyes," Fine, I don't get the reason why but-" I was interrupted halfway through my speech when she pushed herself on me, my back against a wall while aggressively moving her tongue around in my mouth.

Something felt strange during our "session", I pushed her back and walked to the door saying," DITZY! Stop! This isn't like you, I seriously have to go and tell me when you start behaving like the Ditzy I know and love. Seriously? What has gotten into you."

I turned the knob, exiting the her room when suddenly I bumped into Vinyl smiling, at me. All I saw was her smile since her shades were blocking her eyes but when I saw Octavia looking at me flirtatiously, I knew at that point something was extremely odd because Octavia and Vinyl liked mares and most importantly, each other.

"Oh hey Scratch, Octy what's up? Heading to class?" Please say yes.

"No, not at all," Oh Celestia No," How about you Octy and I make a remix,"

Phew* I let out a sigh of relief, for a second there I thought she wanted my-

" And by remix she means a ~Menage A Trois~" Octavia said speaking "Fancy".

I looked more horrified praying to Celestia in my mind, hoping that it didn't mean what I think it meant.

Vinyl nibbled my ear and whispered," Threesome..." My eyes widened at that statement, sweat dripping from my brow.

"Wow Okay someone has been drinking too much of Berry's alcohol and also I'm with Ditzy if you don't remember,"

[ Wow dude this is a once in a life time chance, TAKE IT!]

< YEA TAKE IT! IT WILL BE EXTREMELY FUN! I heard Octavia is good with-- >

{NO! NO THREESOME'S I'M WITH DITZY! AND I PLAN TO BE FAITHFUL TO HER}

[I don't know if I'm proud of you or ashamed.]

"No we didn't drink Berry's alcohol she is right here!" Berry now appeared from behind Vinyl who spoke to me.

Octavia now nibbling my ears whispered," Menage A Quatre..."

"Okay I really have to get going! BYE!" I exclaimed rushing off towards my class, I stopped in my hoof steps unable to move. I looked back as a blue veil of magic covered my tail. Celestia why do you forsaken me! What did I ever do to you?!

*Door Opens* *SLAM*

"LET GO OF MY MUFFIN!" Ditzy said distracting Vinyl {Thank you Ditzy, I love you so so so much}," If you want him we can all have him together!"

{WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!}

[ I LOVE YOU DITZY! THANK YOU!!!]

< MENAGE A CINQUE!!>

With that small distraction and knowing what was going to happen to me, I galloped down the halls out of reach from Vinyl's magic, hoping a reenactment of Pinkie won't happen again.

"GRAZE!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!! COME BACK!!" They all shouted chasing after me. What the buck was happening? I had no clue but if I stopped and asked I was surely to be and literally screwed.

I ran for a good few minutes losing track of them now slowing my pace I began to think and move stealthily knowing anyone of them could be around the corner.

"YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MEEEEE!!!" a shout echoed through the halls.

I said to myself, "What the hay? No I doubt that was--"

"FLUTTERSHY! RUN BRO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" SeaBreeze exclaimed running past me. I immediatly ran keeping speed up with him.

"WHAT THE BUCK DID YOU DO?!" I shouted.

" ME?! NOTHING, ALL I DID WAS IGNORE ONE LITTLE KISS OF THE MANY FROM HER!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" I looked back at Fluttershy gaining speed on us. That was not suppose to be possible she didn't even seem like the athletic type.

[DAMN BRO IF THAT ISN'T PUSSY WHIPPED ]

"RUN FASTER! RUN FASTER!" He shouted.

" NO SHIT! CAUSE I THINK I WOULD LOVE TO GET RAPED!" No matter how serious the situation was, there is always time for sarcasm.

We both made a left turn,'' YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TIME FOR THAT BULLSHIT?"

" THERE IS.... ALWAYS TIME FOR ... SARCASM!" I was gasping through my sentence now becoming tired from running," WAIT... IF FLUTTERSHY IS HERE AND SHE JUST SCREAMED... LIKE A FRICKIN' LUNA! WHERE ARE... THE OTHERS--?!"

" MINE!!" And with an accursed bad sense of convenience and timing, Rarity had tackled SeaBreeze restraining him to the floor.

"LEAVE! LEAVE WITHOUT ME!! SAVE YOURSELF!" He said dramatically trying to have one of those moments.

I looked back at Fluttershy gaining distance I thought for a moment wanting to do the right thing and shouted back.

" THANKS MAN! I OWE YOU ONE!!" And with that said, I galloped off.

"WHAT!! I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND SAVE ME!!" He shouted trying to remove Rarity off of his back.

I turned around and ran into a Pink object falling on my back," OH FUCK!"

" YUP!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!" Pinkie said with her cheerful voice which was now teasing me," Now I am going to finish what I started."

She began kissing me on while closing her eyes savoring each and every moment. Wow she really did taste like Cotton Candy but as soon as it started, a sudden bright light had enveloped around me.

I opened my eyes now looking at my surroundings noticing a room with it's exit and entrance boarded filled with the stallions,Brae Burn, Big Macintosh, Doctor Whoof, Mr.Pythagoras, Soarin, Caramel, SeaBreeze and a darker grey unicorn stallion with a messy mane coloured a darker red surrounding a somewhat murky green. '' Whe-Where am I, did I die?"

"No Graze you didn't die," Doctor Whoof said now pointing to the dark grey unicorn," CrackShot here just teleported you to our safe haven, he would have earlier but he couldn't fixate your position because you were running."

" Good, cause I would have been pissed if this was my seventy two virgins."

I continued," So what's going on here? All the mares are acting strangely horny today"

The grey unicorn known as CrackShot began to talk when I noticed two miniature versions of him on his shoulders, one was holding a book feeding him the information while the other was just plain hyper, like Pinkie Pie," It's that time of your Graze, where all mares look for a partner and begin their "Mating Season". It's their "Yearlies".They lose all track of mind only thinking with their hormones and instinct but as you can see it gets out of hoof, so us stallions prepared this hideout for such an occasion each year storing it with food and other supplies."

[They need to stop ovaryacting (Over reacting) like that]

< Stop with the mare jokes, they aren't funny. Period.>

"So how long does this last?"

"Until the sunrise of the third morning," The amount of time struck horror to me as if it wasn't for Crackshot, we would be royally and literally fucked.

"But..." Oh Celestia why must there be a "but" can't it ever be okay just for me to get a break from a situation not waiting for me to pick up the soap? " But we might not have enough supplies for three days as the Minor Mare Mixup is falling close to this day using up most of the food supplies, so most likely one and if we are lucky two."

"So what do we here for fun until we wait out " THE MARE-COPALYPSE!" I said adding in some dramatic effects on my newly created word.

" YEA I'M ALREADY BORED HALF TO DEATH!" SeaBreeze added

" We don't do much here except be bored I'm sure you will think of something."

"Ughhh fine."

Entry Log

Day One.

This is my first log entry, I don't know what to write in logs but I will add in as I go along and think of more stuff . I'm only doing this because I am bored.

It is now night and I just found out we were at the basement of the school. SeaBreeze and I nearly escaped being raped to death by a school of mares thanks to CrackShot. Such a weird name, what did his cutie mark even mean? It was like a star of some sort looked something like Twilight's but it had five points. Was his talent magic as well? But then it would be less seeing that Twilight's star had more. Oh well enough thinking of that. Our food supplies is nearly down by half and surprisingly this basement has a door leading into a bathroom. I MEAN WHO THINKS OF ADDING A BATHROOM IN THE BASEMENT.... THAT IS FREAKING GENIUS! They must have been like "Hey! Let's build a bathroom down here so that ponies won't piss themselves!" What a great idea and I pray Celestia blesses those construction ponies who did this. Anyways I think I have to go to sleep now SeaBreeze and CrackShot are yelling at me about something like not wasting vital supplies.

P.S

I miss Ditzy.

P.P.S

I have to start writing my Entry Logs on real paper and not Toilet Paper.

Entry Log

Day Two

Probably might be my last Entry Log. So another boring day ended and best thing ever happened, all our food supplies finished from dinner last night. I talked to CrackShot today and I told him about me being able to see his consciences, Kill and Joy got along great with Crack and Shot. Doctor Whoof and Pythagoras were talking about stories from their past. I wanted to kill myself when Mr. Pythagoras began talking about his youth and "Back in my days" stories, it wasn't just boring IT WAS TORTURE! And also it was so boring I actually considered walking out of the basement to shout---

"Oh Oh.....Guys!" I shouted.

"Wha' seems to be the problem there partn'r ?" Brae Burn asked.

" We ran out of toilet paper...." Brae Burn's expression became confused his mouth twisting and eyes looking right through me staring into space. I swore I heard the imaginary glass protecting his sanity shatter right before me.

"WHAT ARE YOU MAD! GRAZE YOU WASTED ALL OUR TOILET PAPER ON YOUR FRICKIN' USELESS LOGS THAT NOPONY WAS EVEN GOING TO READ!" SeaBreeze shouted. Okay that actually hurt me.

" THE ONLY THING WE NEED IS TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE APART FROM HUNGRY," CrackShot now shouting.

" Alright alright, everypony calm down, what seems to be the problem?" Doctor Whoof concerned for the better of us now asked confused.

" GRAZE WASTED ALL OF OUR TOILET PAPER!" Okay I was sure that time I heard the glass shatter.

" Okay Okay ponies, let's calm down, it ain't like it's th' end o' th' world or something," Big Mac the only one not against me said.

"Thanks Big Mac," I replied.

"Oh you ain't goin' unpunished." Oh buck me sideways," Since Graze here wasted our most vital supply, he and SeaBreeze gonna go to the Cafe and get us food and also make a quick detour to the Janitor room and get some more T.P"

"C'mon guys it's only one more day! I'm sure we can survive" SeaBreeze said trying to get out of this dilemma.

"Nnnnope no excuses now get along, CrackShot go with them just incase you hadda teleport them outta there"

"I bucking hate you alot Graze," SeaBreeze and CrackShot said in unison.

We had now gotten the food from the cafeteria and began to head halfway across the school for some toilet paper. In the middle of the dark. Where we are rape targets. For some damned toilet paper and food they couldn't wait at least four hours until sun rise, at least it was four hours when we left but now I'm guessing that it was at least two hours. I guess they wanted to be prepared for a third day.

"Hey bronies," Crackshot called out while focusing on the light on his horn to illuminate the darkness.

"Yea?" SeaBreeze and I replied in unison.

"What if we get caught by all the mares? I mean I can't think straight or do magic under pressure well, it has been a problem since I was a filly."

"Well, tough luck for you, they only need one stallion and all I have to do is outrun the two of you," I said smugly.

"Oh haha very funny," CrackShot obviously didn't know me too well, I just walked silently not responding which made him feel more worried.

We all walked by a window, the light from a new dawn now passing through ~Hehehehehehehehehe~

"Uhmm guys please tell me I'm going mad and that you didn't hear that," SeaBreeze said quietly.

"No, you aren't, just get ready to run if we see anything," CrackShot was now staring at my face which was in complete shock and horror," Graze, you know don't you... Who is that? It sounded like Pinkie,"

"Oh Luna fuck me..... it's worse than Pinkie... It's Pinkamena," I said with horror as a slightly less coloured version of Pinkie came out of the shadows.

"Somebody requested my presence?" a voice echoed from the shadows coming from behind us. We were surrounded and royally screwed. Literally.

" crackshot...break the glass...now"

" Wh-What?!" He stuttered with fear in his voice.

"BREAK THE FUCKING GLASS!" I panicked causing him to panic.

" I CAN'T I'M TOO SCARED!"

" USE YOUR FUCKING MAGIC QUICK!! BREAK THE DAMN GLASS!!" I shouted now probably alerting the whole school.

" I CAN'T!!!!"

My mind worked automatically, thinking instinctively I dove through the window motioning the other to follow. Yes, thinking instinctively and not wanting to get raped means throwing yourself out of a window.

We all landed on a bush near the walls of the school and ran off unable to rest from the crazed Pinkamena and Luna who followed us as she flew out from that exact same window.

I had wings why didn't I think of that.

Because of my screaming the whole school was aware and now flooding out of its exits.

[ WHY COULDN'T YOU HANDLE THE PUSSY LIKE A NORMAL STALLION!]

There was no more stealth left in this mission to retrieve our "vital supplies". We ran across the many lengths of our school's courtyard, to its park screaming for our lives being followed by the cheers of many mares.

I took a mere second out of my running to glance at the now brighter sky but still sun would not have risen for a few minutes at least.

"SEABREEZE CRACKSHOT HOW ARE YOU GUYS HOLDING UP?!" I asked concerned about their well being.

" I COULD RUN FOR MILES BRO AHAHAAHAH!!" SeaBreeze laughed. How could he laugh at a time like this? This was like a mere workout for him and I, only a tease but I was more worried about Shot, he was lagging behind and if he was any closer a unicorn could have grasped him with its magic.

"I'm fine br--AAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHITT! THEY GOT ME !! HELP!!'' Shot screamed as he fell due to a magical aura being wrapped around his hoof dragging him slowly to the sea of mares.

The sun was almost up, I couldn't believe what I was going to do. I stopped in my tracks and ran towards Shot praying that I had enough faith in my plan.

I rushed towards him and jumped trying to get the extra distance so I can save him. But then suddenly in mid air, a dark blue veil of powerful magic coated me, dragging me on my back towards the crowd of mares.

"NO NO NO NO NOOO!!!" I exclaimed trying to grab the dirt hoping it would stop me but my actions were futile. I was gonna get raped. I closed my eyes and prepared for the worse waiting for my "pleasure". Waiting and waiting, what was taking them so long?

I opened my eyes shocked and relieved at the sight. IT WAS SUNRISE! "HAHAHAHA BUCK YEA! WE SURVIVED HAHAHAH!!!" I looked around me as all the mares were mumbling about "what had gotten over them" and was now walking back towards their dorms.

A very ragged clothed and bruised Shot walked up to me and said," I don't know how we did it but we survived. Hahahah WOOO!!" He was now walking back to the school living up a little celebration from escaping "what could have been" if only they had a few more minutes with him.

A very confused Ditzy Doo walked up to me and rested on my back asking," Ughhh. What happened?"

I looked at her smiling and said," Long story short, I nearly got raped trying to get toilet paper."

She looked at me confused," Don't worry Bright Eyes I will explain everything later, wanna go for some muffins?"

"Yup!" she chimed with a smile as I walked both of us to the cafeteria to enjoy our breakfast deserving some well needed food.

".....I wonder if the other stallions came out of the basement?" I shrugged off the thought continuing to walk Ditzy and I for breakfast

[Moral of the story: Toilet Paper is an extremely important supply and shouldn't be wasted]

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Can't I just study? Please

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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The day went on as usual after the entire "Mating Season" incident. Usual classes, usual boredom, usual lunch time but we all know something must happen just to screw up my day.

It was the last few minutes before bell had rung to signal that History class was going to end.

Our teacher walked passed each desk placing Text books as thick as my forelegs and nearly half the size of the desk "Okay students, tomorrow we will be having a test--'' and there it was, the thing that is going to screw up my entire day,"-- on pages one hundred to one hundred fifty. It will be multiple choice with at least one hundred questions."

"Okay that shouldn't be to hard," I thought to myself while opening the book. I looked at what could have only been words, the size of ants. HOW COULD WORDS BE SO TINY! I was in complete and utter shock knowing that I had no chance of passing this test without many, sleepless hours of studying and sheer luck of guessing.

[WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!]

I flipped through the pages there was at least one thousand words per page, I guess I could, well read and skip a few lines....

" And also students, you need to read every detail of these fifty pages, you miss out one part and you may not understand what happened."

THAT WAS BULLSHIT! STOP READING MY MIND!

~RRRRRRINNNGGGGGG~

Thank Celestia I need all the time I could get with that demon spawn of a book. I knew it, that book was created in Hell. That book gave off some nasty vibes as I walked through the halls just wanting to go to Ditzy's room and study the night away.

That book wasn't just heavy and straining my back it was pure evil. ~ ouY lliw laiF~ "Did that book just whisper something to me? Must have been my imagination," I said to myself shrugging off the thought.

[ Viewers Note: Read message backwards]

~Knock Knock~

" Ditzy...open the door...fast!"

"Hey muffin, how are things?" She opened the door small talking with me.

" I'm fine....big test...tomorrow...history...demon book!" I rushed to the bed slipping the book off onto it," Whew! That thing is heavy! How are ya Ditzy?" I focused my attention back and forth onto her and the book realizing that "It" was sinking into the bed due to it's heavy weight.

She had a smile on her face and her eyes sparkled. She wanted something," What do you need to get Ditzy?" I said with an unpleasing voice.

"Ohh nothing but since you mentioned it...." Here it comes," ....Me and the other mares need to go to the mall to get school supplies."

When she meant mares, she meant all thirteen of them, the Mane six, my group of friends and Luna and none of them had the strength to carry six mares and a chariot.

Now when she meant school supplies, that translated from a "one store trip" to a mare's definition being " LOTS OF HOURS OF TALKING, LOOKING AND TRYING ON CLOTHES AND MY OPINIONS OF WHICH I LIKED MORE" and especially with Rarity, we would be there for a long, long, long time. It would never be a problem for me but today was different and tomorrow was a test for a subject I hated.

" Sorry Ditzy, I have test tomorrow and fifty pages to memorize" I looked at her expression, the puppy dog pout, my only weakness.

" Nope that won't work on me..... No... Ditzy no means no!" She was trying even harder with the expression and I was still winning this war, simply testing my strength of mentality.

" Ditzy I said no--"

"YES!!! I HAD TO SAY YES BRO, SHE WON'T STOP BEGGING ME!" I shouted to SeaBreeze while both of us carried the chariots containing all thirteen mares and CrackShot.

" YOU DO KNOW WE HAVE A MAJOR TEST TOMORROW RIGHT? AND YOU HAUL MY ASS INTO THIS?!"

" I KNOW I KNOW! SORRY BUT WE CAN STILL STUDY WHILE THEY SHOP! RIGHT?!"

" YEAH I GUESS--"

"HEY BRONIES! HOW MUCH LONGER!" Crackshot shouted from his opened window.

" HEY CLOSE THAT WINDOW!! MY MANE IS GETTING MESSED UP!! I RATHER NOT LOOK LIKE A RUFFIAN IN PUBLIC!" Rarity ordered Shot.

"STOP WHINING I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT SOMETHING!" Shot exclaimed replying to Rarity.

" I AM NOT WHINING! I AM COMPLAINING! YOU WANT TO SEE WHINING?! --"

" SHUT THAT BUCKING WINDOW QUICK SHOT! QUICK!" I interrupted Rarity's whole rant with one shout, I felt proud of myself.

"HEY BRO! I KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR CRACKSHOT!! POOR COLT WITH ALL THOSE MARES TALKING NON STOP?! SEEMS LIKE JUST THIS MORNING THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED BUT WORSE!" SeaBreeze exclaimed to me.

"HAHAHAHA! YEA I KNOW! HEY LOOK THE MALL!" and with that said an idea popped up in my head," HEY BREEZE FOLLOW ME OKAY?!"

" GOTCHA BRO!"

"CRACKSHOTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ONTO MY BOOK!!!!" I shouted loud enough for him to hear, hopefully.

---------In the chariot--------

"My word, Rarity, I love how you styled your mane," Octavia stated.

"Oh Darling it's nothing much but Princess Luna's is a sight to behold!" Rarity complimented and soon every mare in my chariot was talking about their manes.

"OH CELESTIA KILL ME NOW!" Shot exclaimed.

"CRACKSHOTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ONTO MY BOOK!!!!" my voice shouted. Soon CrackShot was sitting on top of the massive book, obviously his definition of "Hold onto".

The chariot suddenly turned left, followed by a right and a loopty- loop. Everyone was in a mess swinging side to side followed by a sudden drop of Gravity as they floated for mere seconds in different positions and ended with tumbling in the chariot.

" FUCKKKK!!!! CELESTIA I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I'M SORRY!! I WILL HOLD ONTO AND PROTECT THIS BOOK WITH MY LIFE!!!!!!" CrackShot shouted hoping "Celestia" didn't strike him down.

The chariot soon came to a stop landing as everyone exited both chariots dizzy with their manes messed up.

-------Outside the chariot-----

"OKAY BRO FOLLOW ME!!" I moved left and right catching momentum for my epic maneuver."The Barrel Roll".

From the constant swaying of left to right I got enough momentum and made an entire loop with the chariot, hearing screams and shouting," FUCKKKK!!!! CELESTIA I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I'M SORRY!! I WILL HOLD ONTO AND PROTECT THIS BOOK WITH MY LIFE!!!!!!" I was proud of myself and landed in the parking lot of the mall.

The chariot soon came to a stop landing as everyone exited both chariots dizzy with their manes messed up.

Rarity ran away as far as she could have from the group hurling out her afternoon lunch. With that being seen I knew she was never going to an amusement park with me, ever.

I motioned Shot to "slowly" and "gently" place the text book which was covered in a red aura on my back.

I walked by calmly with the demon book now straining my back," Oh How lady like of you, Ms. ~Rarity~" I emphasized her name with a slightly fancy slur.

" Buck you!" she said wiping her face with a handkerchief, quickly disposing of it.

Walking to the entrance of the mall and everypony following me I needed to lay down a few rules most importantly," Okay everypony, it's now three o' clock, we meet up by the food court at five thirty to eat and leave, royalty or not I have a huge test to study, so be there before half past five or you are walking yourself home, Understood?"

Studying to me was no joking matter and I intended to show it. With that said everyone nodded, entering the gates to the mall. They had all split up into their usual groups and headed off to no where else but the "stationary store". Oh wait, no my mistake, they all squealed and ran off to "Marecy's" the number one clothing seller for mares or unlucky stallions being questioned about their opinions or better stated as "interrogated". The unlucky stallions being me, SeaBreeze and Crackshot.

After Marecy's everyone in the mall had split up into their usual groups, Vinyl and Octavia were with Lyra and Bon Bon at the music stores , Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were in the arcade, Twilight and Princess Luna set off to the book stores where they were offered a quiet place to read and study.

CrackShot was giving his full attention to AppleJack who was surprisingly still in Marecy's trying on different clothes. Couldn't it be more obvious?

SeaBreeze and I were also trapped in Marecy's I didn't know what was worse, the studying or being interrupted from studying while Rarity, Fluttershy and Ditzy asked for our opinions and the MILLIONS of clothes they tried on. Whatever opportunity there was to take a short glace at the "Devil's Bible" or so as I called it, we took it to lighten our load for pulling off an all-nighter of studies. Oh joy.

[ If I was a complete douche bag and stranger, I would have thought you guys were friendship zone'd]

I ignored both their comments as to what was now about to happen caught and had my full attention.

" SeaBreeze, do I look fat in this?" Fluttershy asked calmly.

(''OH SHIT SAY NO!! SAY NO!!") the minimized version of Breeze exclaimed to him.

"No honey," He said with such confidence and a smile.

"S-so do I look skinny in this?" she said with a wry expression.

He paused thinking for the perfect answer.

[AND HE IS FUCCCKED]

Ditzy came out as Fluttershy began tearing up and running back to the changing room.

"What was that all about.... Hey Muffin how do I look?" She asked me showing off her new dress.

"It looks perfect on you Bright Eyes," she gave me an appreciative smile and a quick hug walking back to the change room as Rarity came out heading towards SeaBreeze pissed vex.

"HOW COULD YOU!" *WHAP*

SeaBreeze's face was now red where a hoof had slapped him right across his cheek.

"Some of us got it and some others don't" I didn't even look at him to know what had happened.

In the other changing room AppleJack was trying on an orange dress hoping CrackShot would have liked it.

She walked out and asked," How does this look sugarcube?"

His eyes were diverted from his book trying to study and his mouth now agape," Beautiful.... Ahem* I mean it looks great on you!"

AppleJack blushed at the statement now walking towards him hoping that he would catch on with this message," Hey hun... I noticed sum'n... do ya sorta like me?" It was the leap of faith she had needed to make to get the answer she was hoping for.

" Uhhh...uhmmm..." he stuttered followed by a nod of his head.

" Well shoot ah knew ah was right...ah sorta like ya too an all but," Oh yes the famous "But"," -- I ain't the type just to run into ah relationship first thing, ah was hoping if you can be muh date for the Minor Mare Mixup!"

He understood where she was coming from and nodded," Yes Of course! and I know where you're coming from just rushin' into a relationship that fast without knowing if it's real or not."

She was shocked that he perfectly understood, maybe he was the right one for her," W'ull I'm jus' gonna get outta this fru fru-y thing and we can headout for some food,"

He nodded his head with the biggest smile ear to ear on his face.

5:30

Surprisingly everyone regrouped at the foodcourt after their little shopping trip, everyone had small bags beside their tables with the items they purchased or won taking notice of Pinkie's and Rainbow Dash's huge stuffed teddy bear which had his own personal seat.

"Okay..." I paused staring at the stuffed toy nearly twice my size," Just tell me when you guys are ready to go"

They all nodded and I turned back to my studies on a separate table completely covered by my book, page one hundred and tweny one. HA! I'm almost halfway there if I continue at this rate I could even ----

My track of thought escaped me as a huge green hoof landed on my page making me lose where I had reached. I was pissed off and looked directly at the stallion which looked like it was running on steroids.

"YO DUMBELL! THIS THE COLT WHO MESSED WITH YA!?" He shouted.

"YEA! HE BEAT MY FRIENDS AND I WHEN WERE ONLY TRYING TO TALK!" He lied blatantly to the green pony as three other ponies and a female griffin followed his trail. Okay now I was pissed.

I couldn't believe what was happening why now and here? I looked up to the stallion and asked with no emotion," And you are?"

" I'm DumBell's brother, TreadMill, the pony who is going to waste you" The name itself explained the legs with muscles popping out. Okay he was big and I was getting worried of what was going to happen.

I began walking to the mares, ignoring their presence as I had no intention to fight.

"Hey Colt Cuddler!" I stopped at the mention of that name which came from the only female voice in the group.

"Yes miss..."

"Gilda! And don't you walk away from us to your retarded mare-friend'' My mother told me never to hit a mare in my life but I was now willing to break that one rule which separated me from them.

I looked at her," She is NOT RETARDED! And it looks like this fucking group of dumb fucks doesn't even know the difference between a pony and a griffon so that they can all take turns dicking you!" The whole mall stood quiet as I walked back to CrackShot and SeaBreeze. I cared not for what the mall thought of me I was standing up for my mare friend.

I asked quietly while the group was in shock from my exclamation ," How many you think you can handle?"

" Two" SeaBreeze said.

"Two" CrackShot replied.

" Good I will handle Steroids across there,"

"And the Griffon?" Crackshot asked.

" I don't hit girls," I looked at the group of mares and giving them a hopeful smile," and I don't plan to"

"Wait SeaBreeze you don't need to fight!" Fluttershy pleaded for him not to go, she herself hated violence.

"Ye' CrackShot you don't need to, just leave them alone..." AppleJack added.

"HEY!! YOU DONE SPEAKING TO THOSE FAT COWS?!!" DumBell shouted.

They both gave the mares a look hating the words that were just heard.

"Kick Their Ass" AppleJack and surprisingly Fluttershy said.

With permission from their mare's, the two rushed their opponents as I rushed the buff stallion, flying straight towards him.

The foodcourt turned into a fight stadium everyone watching as we fought it out. There were better ways to handle this situation but this seemed like my preferred choice.

I tackled the Big Mac sized stallion and began my onslaught of hooves to his chest which he was guarding with his hooves.

I screamed in pain as talons furiously swiped deep into my unprotected back from an unwanted challenger. I was distracted with intense pain when the stallion I rushed sucker punched me and sent me flying to my table with the unholy book. The mares gasped in shock and awe as they saw me take a brutal hit.

I laid my head on the book only hearing muffled sounds and an unfocused vision of SeaBreeze holding Hoops with one hoof and repeatedly hitting him with the other while CrackShot wrapped magical energy around Score and sent him flying into another pony.

I gained back focus looking directly towards me as Gilda was flying head on at me with her talons ready to harm. In what seemed like as a blur of grey, it tackled Gilda only an inch before me her claws making a swing.

It was DITZY! YES! She had control of the fight as she held Gilda restraining her from doing any harm.

Gilda was too strong for my mare-friend as she broke out of her grasp and punched her knocking her unconscious on a table. She punched her. SHE HAD PUNCHED DITZY.

Time seemed to slow down when I saw my Ditzy get hurt. My heart felt like it dropped and my hooves tensed with raw power. My pupils became dilated as I lost all sense of control. Adrenaline pumped through every cell and inch of my body. There was no stopping what was awoken, Kill and Joy.

I grabbed the extremely heavy book with only one hoof and walked up towards the greatly built stallion. My ears picked up on the flapping of wings to my left and at the last second I swung the book at an amazing speed sending the griffon flying to a pony's shack, the same griffon that dared hit my Muffin.

I looked back to the stallion his eyes now with fear. I dropped the book and walked towards him death in my eyes. I grabbed him with one hoof and looked him in the eyes," PRAY TO CELESTIA THAT THESE PASSING SECONDS WILL BE PAINLESS. BECAUSE I KNOW IT WON'T"

I threw him onto a chair looking straight at me. I walked slowly now heading towards my victim. I punched him in the solar plexus, sending him off the chair his breathing was now cut short. I picked up the gasping body and placed him back on the chair," Don't go to sleep yet cuz' it ain't nearly finished." I looked him in the eyes and tapped his chin playfully , I walked a few inches away from the chair and bucked him straight in the same spot.

"GRAZE STOP!" a familiar voice called out.

I ignored picking up the stallion with two hooves holding his neck and placed him on the chair. All the mares, Shot and Breeze who had now finished their fight watching in horror.

" GRAZE!! PLEASE STOP!!" the voice was closer and I was beginning to recognize it as Ditzy.

I picked up the demon's text book doing it's deed as I recalled naming it "Unholy" jokingly. I looked over to the nearly passed out stallion and smiled.

A hoof suddenly grabbed mines, I looked over to the crying face of a mare, Ditzy's," Please....just stop... this isn't you..."

she threw her wings around me and sunk her head into my chest.

I dropped the text and knelt down making it easier for both of us. What was I doing? What did I become? I cried holding Ditzy. It was painful to see her cry and painful to see what almost could have been.

I picked her up and said," I'm sorry...it's my fault this happened."

She shook her head and smiled," No it's not I'm proud of you for standing up for all of us." She pointed at the mares who were now smiling back, giving appreciative nods listening in on our conversation," I'm proud you stood up for me, I just don't want you to come close to killing anyone. It isn't you."

I cried more in sudden realization. I shook my head and promised her," I would never kill anyone, it isn't like us ponies to do that but I would always stand up for my friends and I know," I looked over to Breeze and Shot," that they would always be there for me."

I picked both Ditzy and myself up walking away from the scene as Crack and Shot joined us with the other mares on the table.

"Darling, I know you tried to stand up for us but.. you really took a nasty blow and got us worried," Rarity said.

"I know it was worth it,"

"Hey Graze, you got some blood right by your mouth," Vinyl said.

" Leave it, I will take care of it later, I'm just glad we took care of that situation before it got out of hand."

"My hero, thank you SeaBreeze for standing up for me," Fluttershy looked at SeaBreeze and kissed him on the lips wrapping her wings around him.

" Thank ya kindly CrackShot, ya stood up for me an' ah have a lil something for ya," AppleJack grabbed CrackShot and passionately kissed him.

It soon ended when he asked," So ... does this mean we are..."

She nodded slowly and continued kissing him interrupting his speech.

I broke every special moment by saying," Alright everypony! Let's head on home we still have to study for our exam." I hated to be the Killjoy but someone had to take the role.

We all walked away from the food court, CrackShot walking with my book in his magical aura, I paused to look at DumBell and walked towards the lying body on the floor.

" Listen to me well you saddistic piece of shit, I told you to leave my friends alone, the next time you dare even try to harm anyone of us..... Pray to Celestia and Luna I don't find you or I will fucking end you and that green piece of shit known as your brother," I gave him a quick kick in the stomach and galloped off to meet my friends in parking lot.

I flew off with the chariot packed with my lovely passengers and a huge stuffed teddy bear with only one thing on my mind. Studying.

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"The Test"

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Can't I ever get a good sleep at 7:00 in the morning? Why does Celestia love tormenting me? Am I that fun to tease?

Wait, 7:00.... 7:00..... OH BUCK I HAD A TEST TO WRITE IN AN HOUR! I rushed a bath and a brush of my teeth, completely missing breakfast with Ditzy, I had to apologize for that later. I dressed and glanced at my text book, page one hundred forty five.

[Meh, Close Enough]

I dared myself a peek at the next five pages skimming through them, slightly picking up information on First Pony War.

Hopefully most of the test would be on the last forty five pages I studied for countless hours.

Picking up the book, I rushed out of Ditzy's apartment ( my door was still not fixed due to it being kicked down) and headed off to class with my stationery supplies in my bag and the devilish book on my back.

"Ha, I'm gonna get rid of you today and pass that test," I said to the inanimate object.

~Faaaaaaaiillllll~

"Did you just say something? Nah I doubt it," I shrugged off the eerie whisper and trotted to my history exam.

7:50

On my way to the class I met up with CrackShot," Yo Bro wassap? Ready for the test?"

"Gonna make it my bitch and tell it bend over," I answered," Hey have you seen SeaBreeze? It's almost time for our exam."

"Nah, maybe he is probably inside. Let's just get this over with and then we can party our asses off." Crackshot replied opening the door.

The class was filled with students quiet and eyes glued to the board, scared as hell like they just saw the devil," Place the book on my desk and take a seat," an emotionless voice coming from a tall black and white stallion with spectacles. Everything on him was black on white, black and white tail, black and white mane, black and white coat, EVERYTHING! There was this mysterious curtain behind him, what was behind it I didn't want to know.

[Black and white di--]

{NO!!!!!!!!} I had cut off Kill's speech before he finished, please I just studied last night and I don't want to lose all that precious information.

CrackShot and I placed the books on his desk and took our seats a desk away from each other. The desks were literally placed so no copying can take place. That mysterious stallion had no intention of having cheaters in his class.

"Good now let me introduce myself, My name is Silent Charger, I will tell you more about myself after this class." Okay even the name seemed ominous to me, nothing good ever came from silence. It's always the quiet ones," I will be your examiner for this evening as more drastic measures obviously had to be taken. This morning we found this stallion trying to get answers off this test," he removed the curtain with a simple hoof and there it was, SeaBreeze was severely beaten, blood coming out of his snout as he hung from a hook from the blackboard holding onto his jacket, which most have only been used to hide his identity. OKAY NOW I WAS PISSING MYSELF SCARED.

"None of you all can be trusted but I am a fair stallion, You each have one chance to obey my rules, even this sad excuse for a student," Mr. Charge walked up to SeaBreeze looking at him directly in his face where he hung. YES HE WAS THAT TALL!

"Now Mr.Breeze you will be getting another chance for this exam but it will be different and five times as hard," He smirked and patted him on the cheek.

"NOW CLASS!" His voice echoed throughout the class, everyone's attention now on him," I HAVE A FEW RULES, IF YOU BREAK THEM I WILL BREAK YOU!"

"FIRST RULE! NO TALKING IN MY CLASS!"

A colt, Score, the acquaintance of DumBells began to talk,"What if I--" *WHAP*

DID MR. CHARGE JUST THROW THAT DEMON TEXT BOOK AT HIM?! HOLY SHIT! I MEAN THAT BOOK WAS LIKE A TON AND HE THREW IT LIKE PAPER!!.

[ HO-HO-LY SHIT!]

" NOW DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" We all nodded silently and scared," SECOND RULE! NO EATING IN MY CLASS!"

He walked up to Score, the victim again, Mr. Charge spoke in a calm voice,"I'm sorry, do you like cupcakes?"

He nodded slowly as Mr. Charge brought out a box, testing his will," Pick your....favorite"

In only that instant second he made contact with one of the cupcakes," NO EATING IN MY CLASS!" He grabbed the fat pegasus with one hoof and threw him into a chair lined up with others to show disqualified students.

-One out of Thirty Disqualified-

He talked in his calm yet even scarier voice again," Your two chances are up. Anyone wants to see what happens to cheaters?" We all shook our heads quickly to show that we absolutely did not want to be murdered.

" Excellent.... The papers are on your desk.... You have one hour thirty minutes, it is now eight o' clock....BEGIN!"

I was obviously scared out of my mind to even take a look at Mr. Silent Charge. I turned the booklet and read my question, talking to myself, extremely quietly " When was the-" *WHAP*

OUCH! WHAT THE HELL! " NO TALKING IN MY CLASS!" He walked up towards my desk and picked up the book where it laid still, he looked towards me," I will give you an extra chance as it was silent talking." Oh bless the Gods, at least I didn't get thrown with the fucking text books of the world.

I began to talk in my mind," When was Equestria founded.... Ah-ha C....Obviously in The Year Zero... all history of Equestria only began then, plus it was in the text book, this test is too easy."

I looked at question two," What was the most possible outcome if the First Pony War did not happen."

.......... ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME, THE LAST FIVE PAGES I DID NOT READ AND THIS QUESTION APPEARS OUT OF CELESTIA NO WHERE!

[Psstt Graze the answer is B] Kill whispered to me.

{ The answer is B? How do you know? And why are you whispering to me, you guys are in my mind}

Joy whispered with fear and terror.

{ By who?!}

I looked up and saw Mr. Silent Charge by his desk, looking at me with his hooves on the desk. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

He began to smile, probably the most Celestia damn creepy smile I ever saw in my entire life. STOP SMILING LIKE THAT! He looked at me with a dead emotionless face. ARE YOU READING MY MIND! He smiled again and slowly nodded making sure I watched him nod, slowly.

My face turned to horror and I pulled a leap of faith. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? THE DEVIL?! BECAUSE THAT EXPLAINS THE TEST! He slowly let out his wings. I looked at them in shock... Webbed wings, looked like a dragon's or bat's own. He watched me, watching him give off that creepy unholy smile, he simply motioned his hoof pointing towards his desk, telling me to look in my papers and continue with my work.

I looked back up to see if he was there. GONE THE BASTARD WAS GONE! But where was he?

"Eyes on your own test paper Mister Graze," a voice came from behind me and a hoof slamming my head into the booklet, making sure it only focused there.

That was downright scary, he truly lived up to his name "Silent".

8:45

Okay I completed seventy out of the hundred questions with the help of Kill and Joy. They all seemed correct as the ones they told me that I knew were also correct. Were they Cheating? This is kinda touching.

"DONE!" Twilight shouted.

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!

"Alright Miss Sparkle, Check over your work." He said with that calm, calm horrifying tone.

I looked around the class, SeaBreeze was unconscious blood dripping from his snout, Vinyl was beating her head to the lyrics of music only she heard, Octavia was working diligently, Lyra slouched on her chair, thinking of the correct answer, Rarity and Fluttershy were moving at a smooth pace. Luna was finished with that exam, totally unfair I mean she did live through the history of Equestria. Rainbow Dash was sleeping, Ditzy was focused on her paper

I looked at Pinkie Pie, her ears were flopping, eyes were twitching and many more other obscure movements. Wait, I now realised something....SHE WAS USING HER PINKIE SENSE... TO CHEAT!

[How else do you think we got all these correct answers so far]

Joy now looked over to Pinkie's shoulder where Surprise was

Surprise looked at Joy, kissed her hoof and blew it towards him. How sweet, I guess consciences are able to find love to.

I now looked at Kill motioning some explicit movements and eyeing the miniature Pinkamena down, she was sending him back those too. Okay.... the cuteness level decreased and things just got weird.

Mr. Charge got up from his seat and walked towards Pinkie with the largest roll of duct tape I have ever seen. What was he doing? Oh Celestia No. He had taped her fore hooves together, he taped her ears face down and her mane to her back.

He whispered," You still have your mouth to write with, No...CHEATING!!" Okay it started off with a whisper. He had taken my only source of answers away. Just what kind of evil was this guy part of? He then flapped his wings knowing I would see. Buck you Mr. Silent Charge, Buck you sideways.

"Time and Place Mr.Graze...Time and Place," he said out loud for everyone to hear. He was obviously testing me....Teasing me to be more precise.

I looked to my left to see CrackShot with a digital watch. He stopped and started the timer to be on a certain number, number thirty four.

< No one is safe from that number>

[ VIEWERS NOTE: THIS IS HOW I CHEAT IN TEST, LIKE A BOSS, ALL YOU NEED IS A DIGITAL WATCH AND A PENCIL]

I looked closely to make sure I was seeing correctly, I looked on my answer sheet and tapped three times with the pencil to signal the answer was "C". He smiled and shaded the correct answer. He started his timer again and showed it to me.

*WHAP* The Demon's Text Book made unpleasant contact with CrackShot's face,"NO COMMUNICATION WHAT SO EVER!"

I looked back at my paper, only at least ten more to go and five minutes left on the clock but I wanted to get one hundred percent so badly. AND THE LAST QUESTIONS WERE ON THE FIRST PONY WAR! THE ONLY THING I DIDN'T STUDY.

Maybe I could guess correctly," When were the Pegasi first introduced in the war, A: 1893 B: 1892 C: 1895 D: 1894"

I looked at my test paper displeased at how so close the numbers were....Are.You. FRICKING KIDDING ME!

-Five minutes left-

"Psttt Graze! Look at SeaBreeze!" Madden, SeaBreeze's conscience was now talking to me.

I looked closely at SeaBreeze.

His hooves moved slowly to his snout, now covered in blood he moved it towards the board.

What was he doing?

-Three minutes left-

He started to make letters, unnoticeable at first but they were making now starting make sense. MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE SAW THE ANSWERS ON THE TEST AND WANTED TO HELP ME. I LOVE YOU SEABREEZE I LOVE YOU!!

HE WANTED ME TO PASS.

Two minutes left-

COME ON SEABREEZE!! YOU FINISH THAT MESSAGE! SO I CAN PASS!! PASS THIS TEST FOR THE BOTH OF US.

His hooves moved back and forth, using more of his blood on the message on the board, I sat up closely to my desk and stared intensely at the board, my eyes were glued nothing could have broken my concentration, I needed to do this. I was going to do this, I WAS GOING TO GET 100 PERCENT.

He withdrew his hooves and gave out an imaginary bro-hoof, revealing the entire message : GOOD LUCK GRAZE.

One minute left-

I stared at dismay and something snapped inside of me, I shouted" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GOOD LUCK!!??"

-10 seconds-

*WHAP!!* " NO TALKING!!!!" I fell to the floor and quickly recovered returning my paper and began shading the last ten questions.

-5 seconds-

Only four more to go!!!!

-3 seconds-

TWO LEFT!!

-1 second-

DONE!!! AHAHAHAH!!! YES I COMPLETED THE TEST.

"PENCIL'S DOWN!" Mr. Charge shouted but one stallion was still foolish enough to try and make his last stand as a book flew half way across the classroom with a spin and perfect aim.*WHAP*

" SORRY!!" *WHAP*

" I WAS ONLY TRYING TO-" *WHAP*

DEAR CELESTIA SHUT THIS BOY UP!

He laid on the floor unconscious but at least he finished his test and most importantly so did I.

~RINNNGGGGG~

"You may all leave for lunch," his calm tone stated," All except you Mr. Graze" .....Well....Fuck me.

I stayed back in the class while everyone left," You will get your results after your lunch and remember that thing I was suppose to tell you more about..... I am your new Physics teacher."

I swore I heard somepony cry as they exited the door. Mr. Silent Charge unhooked SeaBreeze and threw him out his door, no not gently place him, he threw him out the door," YOUR EXAM IS TOMORROW DURING YOUR LUNCH!" He closed the door.

"Now Mr. Graze," Oh Buck, I'm gonna get raped, was this because I didn't accept the "gifts" from the mares during the "Mating Season"!," Ahahahahaha, No no I'm not gonna rape you." Did he just laugh?

" I have been in this school quite some time and only now I have seen a person with your ability," His conscience appeared, a miniature white version of him sat on him, more happily than what has been seen in the past hour," I know you can see him and I can see both your consciences as well. And yes I did laugh. I am just showing you that there is no reason to fear me but only to let you know that there is a time and place for everything." He said with a more acceptable pleasing smile," Test is finished and all the worries is gone right? Therefore be happy and joyous."

" But why were you so serious and forceful?"

"Because of this guy," Another conscience appeared, but fully black with a dead serious expression," He is what I use when I need people to follow rules a.k.a throwing large books. I am not all serious but I just want to let you know that you aren't the only one with this ability."

He was right, only Pinkie Pie, myself and now Mr. Charge were able to see others consciences without them purposely revealing themselves. SeaBreeze only had one straightforward conscience and SeaBreeze well, I guess he couldn't see mine but I knew of his two others Crack and Shot.

I nodded him and let out a bro-hoof. He was one of the cooler teachers who knew how to Bro-hoof so he was alright in my books.

" Hey sir how did I do in my test? Can you just like take a quick glance?"

" You got alot correct." He said leaving the conversation hanging for me to pick up on it.

" And you know how?"

"Like this..." He appeared behind me and whispered those exact words," Now go enjoy your lunch Razor, I will see you tomorrow or after lunch if you decide to check on your grades."

He was the first teacher to call me Razor, was this a sign of friendship?

He nodded and I replied," You know you really going to have to stop doing that."

"Once you get as good as me with this conscience stuff, you don't wanna stop....Isn't that right Ditzy?"

I blushed at that name, HOW FAR IN MY MIND DID HE GO INTO? I rushed out of the class waving good bye.

Mr. Silent was a dangerous yet friendly stallion but he just gave me more reason to be afraid of him.

Lunch time came and went, everyone who had done the test was now glancing at sheets of paper on a board stuck on a wall. Damn Mr. Silent worked fast. All of the marks were on the board.

RESULTS

Twilight - 100

Luna - 100

Razor- 99 ( I hate you so much Mr. Charge.... Ninety Nine Really?)

Octavia - 95

Trixie - 94

Rarity - 93

Pinkie Pie - 90

Bon Bon - 88

Fluttershy - 87

Ditzy - 86

CrackShot- 85

AppleJack- 84

Vinyl - 80

Lyra- 80

Berry- 76

Yada Yada Yada Yada

Rainbow Dash - 65

Yada Yada Yada

SeaBreeze - To Be Announced Next week Monday

We all celebrated at our passing marks, even SeaBreeze as he said and I quote" Got more time to study"

" WOOHOOOO LET'S PARTY!" Pinkie shouted ready to celebrate and trust me, we all were.

During the night, we partied and we had a reason to, tomorrow was Saturday and no more test for a while. We danced our hearts out to Vinyl's beats, we talked a lot of non sense, we spun the bottle for "Truth and Dare" which is never a good game to play when you don't give a damn.

We also drank...a lot.

The following morning I woke up with THEE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. EVER. A hangover and it was killing me. What happened last night I do not know but I woke up in a bed with Ditzy,Pinkie, Octavia, Vinyl, Rainbow and Twilight.

[ What a pimp!]

How much did we drink last night? I had no clue but it was definitely worth it. I got off the bed feeling slightly different, t'was probably the hangover, I headed to the washroom going to wash my face.

I splashed ice cold water and drank some water, the only cure for a hangover and looked into the mirror.

Looked into the mirror. Looked into the mirror. COME ON BRAIN RESPOND. It possibly couldn't comprehend what had happened but what I saw was a mare.

I WAS TURNED INTO A MARE! WITH THE MIND OF A STALLION!

[ VIEWER DISCRETION WAS NEVER ADVISED BUT WE DO NOW FOR THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT]

I screamed," HOLY MOTHER FUCKING LUNA, BUCK ME WITH YOUR HORN AND SPIN, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED!!! AHHHHH SHITTT!!! FUCKK!!! OH CELESTIA FUCK ME!!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!"

I stopped my rage for a few seconds and my mind began to process or as I say "reboot".

Maybe this isn't a bad thing, I'm a mare, I always wondered what it felt like to be a mare, to do what Lyra and Bon Bon did.

An evil smile came upon my face. Oh yes, I'm gonna enjoy today. And maybe Twilight can change me back, this sort of shit doesn't happen unless you're number one, drunk and number two, magic. And surprisingly I knew both happened.

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Love is found in any form

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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I looked in the mirror again and smiled, oh the things I could do today and only today. I was smaller in figure, more curvy even my mane changed! I felt a bit discomfort but I would get used to it.

I exited the bathroom and looked around, the mares were still on the bed sleeping might I add pissed drunk and they were the only ones who knew why I was in a mare's body. Fluttershy was on the floor passed out while AppleJack was on the couch. I kept on walking, where was CrackShot? WHERE WAS SEABREEZE?!

*THUD*

My head hit a body...Wait what? Ho-oly SHIT! CrackShot was being hung by his leg from AppleJack's famous lasso. WHAT THE BUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! Everypony was drunk! CrackShot was hung by a rope upside down and there was a baby dragon in the middle of the room... Wait...DRAGON! Couldn't that thing like.... EAT ME!

It's eyes opened and seemed like it was in a daze I looked quickly around the room to find anything to defend myself. AHA! A guitar maybe I can beat the shit out of it.

[Or maybe you can soothe the beast with your music.....Why is my voice so soft and squeaky]

< Hahahahaha KILL! YOU'RE A MARE!>

[WHAT!!?? WAIT YOU ARE TOO!!]

< WHAT!!??>

{ SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE ARE ALL MARES FOR NOW UNTIL TWILIGHT WAKES UP!}

All our voices were softer and more feminine but we still had our track of thought, thank Celestia, the things I'm gonna do today!

I grabbed the guitar and started to play a random tune, almost automatic like I heard the song from somewhere:

What do dragon's dream of, when they take a little dragon snooze.

Do they dream of mauling bunnies, or SpitFire in her WonderBolt suit.

Don't you worry your pretty spiked head we're gonna get you back to Celestia and your cozy dragon den.

And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Breeze and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend squeeze (hug).

Breeezee Oh Breezie Breeze Breeze--- Breezie Breeze Sea Breeze SeaBreeze Breeze

But if he's caught by Charge's hooves, then we're shit out of luck.

[ Tiger song from the HangOver]

The dragon went back to it's deep slumber on the floor and I escaped the room which smelt horrible, like puke.

First things first, a bath. I trotted over to Ditzy's room, unlocked her door and entered. I walked into the shower to wash myself and the scent of puke.... Ahhh so relaxing, I began to scrub my body and began to think," I'm a mare for at least one day, people are gonna flip out if they find out I'm Graze, I need a new name.... Joy?....Icy....Icy Breeze... No I don't want to be related to SeaBreeze.....Madame Sexifier? AHAHAHAH too slutty.... Icy Wind, yea I liked the sound of that,"

I began to scrub the lower parts of my body until.... Until.....

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NUTS!!!!" I screamed in my filly voice, kind of weird to hear that coming from a filly.

My mind started working, I had to get used to not having my family jewels with me.... I was kind of sad knowing they weren't there......fuck...

*SLAM*

" SHOW YOURSELF!! GET OUT OF MY DORM NOW!! BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!" Holy crap it was Ditzy. She began walking towards the shower where the sound of dripping water came from.

Wasn't she like asleep a few moments ago?

I saw a shadow figure holding something... something long .... She patted it on her hooves up and down preparing for combat... *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* Okay it sounded like wood....

Oh Celestia buck me! She had a wooden bat. She walked closer and closer, I prepared for the worst. She swung open the curtains and swung the bat as hard as she can.

I ducked and shouted," DITZY DITZY IT'S ME! GRAZE!"

She looked at me closer, the icy and white coat with wings, the red and white mane," B-But H-HOW!? YOU'RE A MARE!!"

" AHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW!" I chuckled and gave her a flirty expression," So... you wanna join me in my first filly fooler time or what?"

She seemed worried and unwilling at first but then pulled the shower curtains to join her mare friend for a day and the fun began.

We both walked out the bathroom from showering together.

"Who knew that I was so sensitive! Like right there!" I stated the obvious still amazed by my new filly form," So wanna go for breakfast?"

"Nah I'm kinda tired, I think I'm gonna rest and then talk to the OTHER mares about what happened,"

[ Bueno ]

< Excellent the fun can begin>

"Hmmm okay, well if anyone asks my name is Icy Wind, I will meet you back later 'Kay?" I walked over to her and kissed her surprisingly. She didn't like the whole filly fooler idea, so I planned to make the most fun I could have out of it.

I closed the door behind me allowing Ditzy to rest. My first destination, the cafeteria.

While walking to the cafe downstairs, a few eyes watched my flank, I was still a stallion in my mind but it felt so weird that they were watching my flank-- a guy's flank. Some noticed I wasn't from this school I simply told them I was an exchange student and gave them my name.

I opened the doors to the cafe hungry as hell. Hey look it was Mr. Charge getting some weird goop, yuck looked like oatmeal.

I rushed towards him and began innocently," Heyyyyyyyyyy Mr.--"

" Not gonna work Graze," He cut off and interrupted my whole plan," I know it's you, you're consciences don't change how they or you act, I can see them remember?"

" Wow I really do hate you," I simply said jokingly," So what do you think?"

" I think it's pretty stupid you changed yourself to a mare, how drunk were you?" Okay How did he know I was drunk," I don't need to read your mind to know that you were drunk, shit like this only happens with unicorn magic and a drunk unicorn."

"That's what I said! I don't know how drunk I was but all I know is that I woke up with five mares excluding me."

" Only way to change back is with the unicorn who cast that spell or just wait for it to run out. Seems like you got at least one day."

"Okay, but how do you know all this, you're a pegasi....urhmm bat....OKAY YOU'RE A PEGASI"

He said smiling," When you live as old as me you see some crazy shit in your life and you learn from it. And also drunk magic only lasts a day, it's not concentrated magic."

Just how old was he?

" Since the Everfree Forest was a Shrubbery," he said jokingly.....Was he?

I looked at him and struck a pose," So am I a pretty filly?"

" In simple words, I won't do you," Okay that didn't answer my question," but I'm sure those guys who are sexually talking about you would." He pointed towards the usual trio of Score, Hoops, DumBell and Gilda," I think you should kick their ass but I didn't give you this information." He said to me with a smile, he wasn't a teacher but more like an older friend I could count on," And don't worry I won't tell no one."

"Thanks Mr.Silent," I walked off and looked back," Oh! By the way have you seen Breeze?"

"Oh yea! He's in my class doing over his test."

------------Mr. Charge's Class---------------

"Okay now, if you move from your desk until that timer says 0:00, these history text books on each and every inch of these walls will fire at your position one by one, got that?"

"Mhmm MHHMM!!" SeaBreeze said with tape covering his mouth.

"Good, now I'm gonna get breakfast and you will watch me eat it. Ta-ta for now"

A drip of sweat ran down SeaBreeze's brow not wanting to move an inch. *Gulp*

*DOOR SLAMS*

-----------Back In Cafeteria-----------------

"Okay cool, well tell me how he does okay?"

" No problem Icy, tell me about the fight later." Mr. Silent Charge walked out of the classroom doors and to his classroom.

I walked up the the group of bad intentions," Hey boyyyss~ and griffon,"

"Shhhh! Bro look here she is... Ahem* Hey whats up?" Pathetic just look at them thinking they can get this.

I trotted up to one of them," So I heard you guys were talking about the new mare? Me am I right?" My tail swished by one of them, leaving my scent which was now shampoo'd.

"Uhhmmm...Hahaha yea..." one of them said with a worried looked on their face. It didn't matter who said it, I was going to beat them and that bitch of a griffon who had hurt Ditzy.

[ Let me take over from here, Icy]

"Ahahahaha..." My voice now becoming serious even as a filly it sounded with intent to kill," Well... Stop." The three of them quiet but the griffon opposed.

"Oh YEA! AND WHY SHOULD TH--" I didn't have time for back chat, with a quick motion of my feminine hoof and a little force I grabbed her head and slammed it into the table, her now being unconscious and her beak penetrating the metallic surface so that her head made contact.

I looked at the three of them," So you think it's funny to make fun of mares huh? I DARE ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TO ASK ME TO MAKE A SANDWICH!!"

"Make.." There was only enough time for one word from the skinniest of them, I only permitted such. I threw him against the wall where he then rebounded his back facing towards me. My two hooves went around his waist where I used my wings to support the quick action of a Suplex.

WOW! When I tried that as a stallion I was never that flexible.

"So only two left, boohoo, what you gonna do hit a mare? I've seen and heard what you've done. I'm sure you ponies are just assholes so that you can put up with yourselves for having small dicks, probably the one's you inherited from ...your... mother." I slowed down the speech just so they can hear me pronounce those exact words.

" MARE OR STALLION! NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MOTHER!" He was furious at me....Good.

[ Now the real fight can begin]

"Wow so what are you possibly going to do?" I teased him.

He rushed into me with a punch aiming at my face. Even as a mare I had my "Pegasus Magic" to create the black tribal flames.

As he rushed me, I flapped my wings as a quick burst of fire came out, scorching him slightly. I didn't want to kill him just make him feel pain....a lot of it .

I grabbed his short mane picking him up with both hooves as I headbutted him. He was still conscious, I wanted him to see what I was going to do to him.

I used my hoof to turn him over as he tried to crawl away. His acquaintance Hoops, ran towards me with a tray swinging it at me. I swept the fat one's legs and bucked him straight into a nearby table, he was still fat I didn't want to go against my feminine nature and kick him out a window or something.

I looked at the crawling body on the floor," Tsk tsk tsk, don't you colts ever learn.'' I picked up the tray and spun it on my hoof. I suddenly stopped it with the other hoof, the tray being in a vertical position now. He looked at me as he crawled away on his back in horror.

I threw the tray up in the air, caught it and threw it like a ninja star between his legs.

" *YELP* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," He screamed holding his crotch, I walked over to him and bucked him in the face knocking him out cold.

"Hmmm yea pretty small." I walked out of the cafe, heading back to Ditzy's room.

*CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP*

"Wait...wha?... no...he couldn't be," Ditzy said now awoken and rushing to the source of the noise.

*CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP*

" STOP CLOPPI...What are you doing?" She was now confused as I stopped my motions.

"Ahahaha Yea! Who knew that mare's hooves actually did make a louder sound than stallion's" I said with a chuckle.

"But I thought you were..."

"Clopping?" I asked," Oh noooo are you mad? I did that earlier on today."

"That's reallllll nice to hear every morning when you wake up," She said sarcastically.

"Afternoon."

"What?"

"It's Afternoon," I corrected her," The other mares want to have a talk about plans for going out soon but Rainbow Dash is out cold, they said they would tell us why afterwards "

Ditzy and I arrived in the room where everyone was drunk, now cleaned and freshened up Twilight began explaining our sober thoughts or what had been our drunk ideas.

"So you're a mare..." Crackshot didn't believe his eyes but I nodded," but, but you're hot! AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!"

[Mindfucked]

"Okay now that Graze...urhmmm Icy is a mare, we can finally test this out, whether or not Rainbow Dash is a filly fooler like Lyra and Bon Bon or into stallions," Twilight explained," So tonite we are all going out to Vinyl's gig."

"Okay I get the whole point but why me? I'm with Ditzy."

" I'm interested too, just don't go having sex or kissing her, that's only you and me," Ditzy said out loud with a whip like crack from her tail on my flank making me yelp. She showed pride of me being her coltfriend ...marefriend.... too confusing.

"Alright cool, I accept it, but urhmm when does the spell finish and why is Rainbow Dash still hungover and sleeping?"

"Oh I will cast the spell off you if things go too far and she isn't sleeping we knocked her out cold. Fluttershy's idea," I looked at Fluttershy amazed of what she thought about, wasn't she suppose to be kind and innocent? " And why is Berry Punch still sleeping, you knocked her out too?"

" No..no, she woke up, drank some more and then went back to sleep," Octavia replied.

" Damn, what a party animal," I was amazed at how that mare could drink so much and not die from losing all those brain cells.

"Alright undo the spell and let the games begin," I said with a smile as I laid by Dash's body knocked out cold.

Everyone ran out of the room as Twilight's horn sparkled ( Wow, just wow... that fucking line just urks me I don't know why) and released a magic spell on Rainbow Dash now waking her up as Twilight left the room allowing me to work my magic.

"Huh! What's going on!" she exclaimed.

I pretended now waking and put my hooves around her," We just had the most wonderful night."

"Wow who are you?" she said obviously confused not remembering anything from last night and also dumbstruck with instant love.

"I'm Icy the new exchange student Pinkie threw a Party for and since you don't remember maybe we can head on out tonight to see Vinyl play her new record." I said with a twinkle of my eyes.

"Urh--- YEA THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!" She said suddenly excited.

" Great I will see you at the bar at seven! Byeeeeee I have to freshen up," I said as I got up swaying my flank as I walked seducing her knowing she would watch.

"uh-huh.. yeaaaaaa... I MEAN OF COURSE YES! SEE YOU THEN!!"

I closed the door and met the other fillies and CrackShot outside," Too easy."

We all trotted over to the bar in a single group getting cat calls from all other stallions that we passed on the streets, all thirteen of us as Vinyl was at the bar from an earlier time setting up her equipment, CrackShot and SeaBreeze.

Could they even hold off a squad if we were confronted? Or show them how to do a Killjoy's job.

I was trotting beside Rainbow Dash as she put her wing around me. I looked back at Ditzy giving a wry expression she simply nodded and shrugged Rainbow Dash's intention off. I knew it was hurting her but why didn't she tell me stop? I could easily stop all this but she knew this was a once in a life time chance and wanted to know as well.

Earlier that day I spent most of my time with Rainbow Dash doing "mare" stuff such as lots and lots of talking. I'M JUST KIDDING. We pulled pranks on people, laughed at some explicit humorous jokes, raced each other and enjoyed the whole day. She was growing onto me and I promised Ditzy that nothing serious would happen with Dash when I changed back into a stallion.

We all arrived at the bar, extremely big enough to hold at least over one hundred fully grown stallions. There were the usual appliances for a bar, Pool tables, Bar loaded with drinks, A stage for our DJ and a karaoke machine. All the mares looked at me. Oh Celestia Fuck me, why must they always wanted to hear me sing, is this a mare thing? Because I don't feel a single boner when I sing.

But at least it was a way to make it up to Ditzy for now.

I flew and talked to the Bar manager about the song while all the other mares took a seat ordering drinks like Pina coladas and other filly drinks. Where was the fucking Red Pony and Vodka?

Oh wait, we got a badass over here! SeaBreeze and CrackShot both ordered my favorite drink. They both chugged it down.... OH SHIT THEY BOTH CHUGGED IT DOWN, THE HIGH AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL IS GOING TO BURN THEIR--

*Blerghhh* They both vomited as the unforgiving dangerous amounts of alcohol was too much too take. Such light drinkers and they were my friends, Oh how I loved how life is an unforgiving bitch. Even though I'm not a heavy drinker, I could have handled that drink because it was to be drunk slowly.

I shook my head and continued my talk with the Bar Manager. Various agreeable nods came from his head as I told him what I was going to sing.

I flew up to the mic infront of the whole crowd and began," This is a song for a very very special friend of mine." I looked at Ditzy and winked.

I was a girl so I picked something which suited more my voice.

I began the song as I waited for my cue after the rhythm of a guitar:

We were both young when I first saw you.

I close my eyes and the flashback starts:

I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.

I watched Ditzy from the stage her smiling at me.

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.

See you make your way through the crowd

And say, "Hello,"

Little did I know...

Rainbow Dash was looking at me with her jaw dropped thinking the song was for her.

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles,

And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"

And I was crying on the staircase

Begging you, "Please don't go"

And I said...

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.

I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run.

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess,

It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

So I sneak out to the garden to see you.

We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew

So close your eyes... escape this town for a little while.

Oh, oh.

'cause you were Romeo - I was a scarlet letter,

And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"

But you were everything to me,

I was begging you, "Please don't go"

And I said...

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.

I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run.

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess.

It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel.

This love is difficult but it's real.

Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess.

It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

Oh, oh.

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you were ever coming around.

My faith in you was fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town.

And I said...

Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.

I keep waiting for you but you never come.

Is this in my head? I don't know what to think.

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...

Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone.

I love you, and that's all I really know.

I talked to your dad ‒ go pick out a white dress

It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

'cause we were both young when I first saw you

The song ended and the crowd went wild. Ditzy cheered the loudest and began flying up to me, joy overtook her only to be disrupted from a dash of rainbow heading to the stage catching me and suddenly kissing me.

I pushed Dash off me as we all surely knew the answer now, with only a few seconds before getting interrupted I shouted," TWILIGHT BREAK THE SPELL!" Dash seemed to not hear my shout and went back on me.

Ditzy left the place crying and rushed home, flying alone, my heart was broken and it was all because of fucking stupid curiosity.

A bright flash enveloped me and Dash saw the colt version of me that she was kissing," WHAT THE BUCK GRAZE!" She was in shock and embarrassed to be kissing a stallion even though it was completely normal yet against her morals.

"OI! WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH THAT COLT! HE IS A FRICKING CROSS PONY!" A bald headed pony said, yea he had no mane probably had a tough life," OI MEN! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO FREAKS LIKE HIM!"

Okay now I was gonna be thoroughly fucked but I didn't care, the only thing on my mind was Ditzy and only Ditzy. Anything that disturbed my path was now a target and an extra hole to be dug.

"I'm sorry Vinyl," she nodded as she understood playing a good beat to fight too.

The whole crowd of approximately thirty five of the bar got up. I was pissed off to intense legends, Celestia could not calm the storm within me nor could Luna even though she was right there among the others watching as it all took place.

My cutie marks burnt a pain in my hindlegs but only a slight pain which could be easily knocked off.

[ Now this is the part of full transformation of Killjoy]

SeaBreeze and Shot got up, I simply denied there assistance with a hoof. Pegasus Magic a.k.a the black tribal flames had full effect, just like with the Sonic Rainboom, their tail and mane became a Rainbow trail?

I let out my wings and with that both were outlined in a black tribal flame. It wasn't burning me though, Pegasus Magic a hard thing to grasp the meaning of, even magic itself was hard to fully understand.

And with the spread of my wings the crowd rushed me.

I wasn't angry Ditzy left, I wasn't angry at Rainbow Dash, it was worse I was angry at myself for letting this happen.

But I used that anger, I grabbed the nearest pool stick using it as a weapon, the staff and began laying waste to enemies. Flipping the stick and pulling off stunts with it, I knocked out at least ten guys before it broke in half. It was still a weapon.

-25 left-

I used the two kali sticks and spun them gracefully hitting five more beating their heads as I grew close to them.

20 left-

The sticks were now broken and useless. I began to grow tired and I had to get to Ditzy fast. One of them rushed me while in thought, I took a blow and returned it hoof smacking him in the face and bucking him.

-19 left-

" Graze stop..." Twilight's voice called out, I looked at her," Ditzy won't want this, go to her, we can handle them by ourselves." Twilight and Luna wrapped pool sticks with magic and drew them as weapons, Applejack, Lyra and Rainbow Dash Loved Bar fights while SeaBreeze and Shot joined them and nodded motioning me off. Pinkie Pie threw me her guitar and gave me an appreciative nod.

I smiled knowing my friends were there for me, I walked towards the door quickly but moved far aside as they slammed revealing a purple and grape cutie marked pony, Berry Punch.

" BARRR FIGHTT!!!" She shouted picking up a chair and threw it exactly at a stallion unicorn's face. I rushed out of their in awe and with a sense of well being they could handle each other.

I trotted off and began my flight when this sudden body flew out the glassed window, Berry Punch through the broken glass shouting," YEAAAAA MOTHER FUCKERRR!!!"

I watched as the body count dropped and suddenly Pinkie Pie, grabbed a bottle cracking it on the side of a table. The bottle now in her hooves she screamed and I quote," AI AI AI AI AI!!!!" as her battle cry.

<[Celestia, I love that mare.]>

I trotted off and flew to the university looking for Ditzy. I rushed to her apartment and knocked on her door furiously.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* " DITZY I'M SORRY IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THE SONG WAS FOR YOU AND NOT DASH! OPEN PLEASE!"

"Go ...away," I heard sobs and sniffles between her speech.

I pulled off the guitar from my back and said," I made this song for you, I was going to sing it infront the whole crowd for the Minor Mare Mixup but this is way more important."

I didn't have a piano and my voice was finally back to normal so I can sing the male artist tone.

I strummed the guitar and began singing the song only meant for Ditzy:

The stars lean down to kiss you

And I lie awake and miss you

Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere

Her ears picked up on the tune and listened.

'Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly

But I'll miss your arms around me

I'd send a postcard to you, dear

'Cause I wish you were here

I'll watch the night turn light-blue

But it's not the same without you

Because it takes two to whisper quietly

I thought of loneliness if she didn't forgive me and began to cry if I lost her.

The silence isn't so bad

'Til I look at my hands and feel sad

'Cause the spaces between my wings

Are right where yours fit perfectly

I'll find repose in new ways

Though I haven't slept in two days

'Cause cold nostalgia

Chills me to the bone

But drenched in vanilla twilight

I'll sit on the front porch all night

Waist-deep in thought because

When I think of you I don't feel so alone

I don't feel so alone, I don't feel so alone

As many times as I blink

I'll think of you tonight

I'll think of you tonight

She opened her door.

When violet eyes get brighter

And heavy wings grow lighter

I'll taste the sky and feel alive again

And I'll forget the world that I knew

But I swear I won't forget you

Oh, if my voice could reach

Back through the past

I'd whisper in your ear

Oh darling, I wish you were here

She hugged me and kissed me wrapping her wings, where around me where they had fit so perfectly.

"I'm sorry," I sobbed," It was my fault, I could have stopped, I should have stopped."

"Shhh it's alright, I could have told you to stop... It was wrong of me to say it was okay."

We stood their by her door frame enjoying the sound of silence and the warmth of each other. It felt like an eternity it should have been an eternity but it could only last a few minutes when she dragged me inside.

We both laid on the bed, quietly in each others warmth and embrace, I wiped her tears and kissed her on the cheek.

She had fallen asleep from all the emotional drama and I just laid awake thinking of what happened last night promising never to get myself in a situation that would hurt Ditzy.

* Knock Knock Knock*

The knocks didn't wake Ditzy thank Celestia, I removed myself from the bed and walked up to the door as it was still quite early.

I opened the door and saw Mr. Silent Charge," Ar-are you okay?"

" Yeah I'm fine, what did you come here to tell me?"

" Sport's Day, I have assigned you, SeaBreeze, Shot and your group of friends five other mares Bon Bon, Lyra, Octavia, Vinyl and Ditzy to my group, each teacher has one and their are about ten different teachers. I didn't want to split you all up."

" And?"

" I will be training you guys to win, conquer and dominate each event."

Well...........Fuck.

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Down The Sky Without A Wing

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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"Pssttt.... Grraaazzeee," A voice called out to me, in my sleep.

"Graaazzzeee." It sounded more serious.

"GRAZE! WAKE THE BUCK UP!" I immediately woke up from the shouting voice, jumping off Ditzy's bed waking her up as well and looked at a certain stallion, Mr. Charge. Looking at the clock I was pissed off. Four thirty in the morning.

" WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WAKING ME UP AT HALF FOUR IN THE CELESTIA DAMN MORNING!" I didn't want to use more explicit language because he was my teacher and also that he always had a good reason.

"Training, everyone is waiting to meet you," still half awake Ditzy and I walked out of the bed and followed him not acknowledging our usual morning agenda.

" I reaaalllllyy fucking hate you," I said emphasizing on the "really".

" Nah you don't, I could read your mind, you still think of me as your friend." Charge said with a smirk knowing he was right, which he was," C'mon Ms. Ditzy, let's move it!"

We all followed "The Devil" until we were outside the front of the school. I saw everyone that he mentioned last night, Vinyl was yawning and sleeping on Octavia's back, Octavia was surprisingly awake with a displeased expression, Lyra was lying down on Bon Bon who then yawned. SeaBreeze on the other hand was mumbling a few curse words while Shot was wide awake.

"Okay everyone! I have gathered all of you ponies here today as Sport's Day is only two days away and all of you were assigned to my team, each teacher was given the choice of six to ten students and I picked you eight and I expect you to win," He spoke but nobody listened.

"TRAINING BEGINS NOW!" With his shout, everyone was wide awake and scared," Good now that I have your undivided attention, the best way to be physically fit is to--" Oh Celestia curse you if the next words are unpleasent," Survive."

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT"S JUST FUCKING SUPER, WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO?? WE LIVED IN A CELESTIA BUCKING SCHOOL WITH A PSYCHO TEACHER! WE SURVIVED EVERYDAY, WE SURVIVED HIS TEST, WE SURVIVED A FUCKING BAR FIGHT!

BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER! BRING IT ON!

He looked at me,'' But first before I begin our training, I want you to bring one thing which is essential for survival." He smiled with an evil look which I could have bucked clean off for waking me up this early," You have Twenty minutes."

Everypony's eyes widened and galloped off to their rooms getting that one thing they needed to survive. Ditzy and I rushed off and began scavenging, the entire apartment.

-Twenty Minutes Later-

Everypony now returned with that one thing essential to survive. Bon Bon and Lyra both had food and water, Octavia had a compass, Vinyl had a lighter and Ditzy had her baseball bat, okay to survive she was probably gonna beat the shit out of everything. Oh I love that mare.

I brought my guitar for entertainment so the other ponies won't get bored, SeaBreeze had a picture of Fluttershy for a reason he said and I quote," All I need is love to survive."

[How corny, all I need is to kill the weakest link and then cook him or her]

< Bro we are consciences we don't eat and also we are herbivores>

[ Buck you bro, I do what I want]

And CrackShot was the smartest out of all of them, he brought the one thing we needed to survive. THE MOST VITAL OF SUPPLIES, Toilet Paper.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! I DON'T WANT TO WIPE MY ASS WITH SOME LEAVES!

I wanted to go back and screw the entertainment for my own toilet paper but Mr. Silent said it was apparently to late. IT WAS FRICKING FIVE IN THE MORNING! NOT EVEN CELESTIA WAS UP! YOU KNOW WHY I KNOW?! THE SUN WASN'T EVEN FUCKING UP! WHAT KIND OF PONY IS SO EVIL TO DO THIS TO ME!

"Okay sir, so we have our survival equipment, what now?" I questioned our Oh-so smart teacher.

His face grew an evil smile, the creepy kinda one and said," Now we--" A certain blue alicorn of the night appeared and with a glow of her horn we were teleported in the middle of a forest.

"-- Survive." He finished.

This was unreal and torturous, he was pure evil and he loved what he was doing.

My eyes scanned the surroundings, blue trees, flora growing possibly everywhere," Wh-Where are we?" I knew the answer but I just wanted to hear it, just to make sure I wasn't completely insane.

He smiled," The EverFree Forest, my once a home."

Well....... that explained pretty much everything, from the bat wings to just well.... Bucking Everything. I looked at him, realizing he had no equipment and questioned," Wait....Where are your supplies?"

" I'm not staying here! I know how to survive, it's up to you and your friends to help each other survive these two days."

" WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Lyra exclaimed.

"YEAH! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA! I MEAN YOU THINK WE ARE SUPPOSE TO SURVIVE WHILE THE ONLY PONY WITH EXPERIENCE IS GONE!" Vinyl shouted.

"Exactly how do you expect us to survive?" Octavia said.

"Teamwork and well yes, that is how you learn, through experience," he said calmly," So ta-ta and good luck." And with a bright flash of light he was gone.

I could not believe what just happened. He left us. To die. In EverFree.......

My eyes twitched and I was beginning to lose sense on this situation before hoof," BBUCCCKKK!!!! YOOOUUUU!!! YOU FUCKING DEVIL!!!"

*WHA-TAP!*

"Graze! Graze! LOOK AT ME!" Ditzy commanded," We need to calm down, it's only two days and we can survive, okay?"

I nodded," Okay I guess since that teleportation spell transported us in this conveniently, widely spaced area, we shall set up camp here."

"Uhmm, Graze we have no tent." Bon Bon stated obviously.

"Well who the buck knew that we were gonna be transported in the middle of the EverFree Forest." My temper was extremely short," *sigh* Okay sorry let's gather some wood and dry leaves and build a fire. That's the most important thing."

[ Why not just burn the whole fucking forest to the ground]

" He is right, it will keep away all predators," CrackShot agreed.

"So how much water do we have?" SeaBreeze asked.

" Only too survive at least a day."

"Food?"

" We are going to have to scavenge the forest. SeaBreeze and Shot come with me." I ordered them to follow since were the guys and it was our task to bring food. I wish I was a mare again.

Some unnecessary whining, complaining and bitching came from the both of them, I did not need this at Celestia knows what time of the day but the sun was out and I feared for something much worse. Usually city ponies or the indoor ponies like, CrackShot would soon be getting insane being far away from civilization, but it didn't matter if SeaBreeze and I were here, he needed to be in the comforts of tiles and walls not on soil and having to survive. All he had to remember civilization was that roll of toilet paper he hung so dear to him.

We walked the EverFree Forest for a few hours gathering sticks and any sort of vegetation that looked "normal". I tried to keep my poker face, no emotion but in the inside I wanted to go home as well....Fucking Mr. Charge, I was going to get him back.... He likes to play mind tricks on me so much? I'm gonna mindfuck his brain so hard, the machinations of his brain will be left dented.

As we walked I marked the trunks of trees with arrows hoping that we won't get lost and also with the fact that the compass Octavia lent me was completely useless, it just spun in every direction! The EverFree Forest was a strange and dangerous place.

"Ughhh What time is it!?" SeaBreeze moaned.

"Oh Jeez I don't know but by the sign of the fucking sun blocked by trees, I can tell it's at least twelve." I said sarcastically.

" Graze is right! It is twelve, my watch says so" Shot said looking at his watch he used to cheat in the exam.

Wow I was right, sarcasm really does work.

"Okay guy's lets head back, mares might be getting worried." I looked at the trees with the marks on them but the marks were now a bit more faded than I thought I left it. Must have been my imagination, I shrugged off the thought.

A few hours passed from lots of walking and we arrived back at our campsite.

"What..." I said.

"The..." Breeze said.

"Fuck.." Shot said.

OUR ENTIRE CAMPSITE WAS FOREST HEAVEN! EVERYTHING WAS SO DIFFERENT!

Leaves, twigs and branches were formed into hammocks, there were rocks placed specifically in a circle for our bonfire, THEY MADE AN ENTIRE CANOPY OUT OF LEAVES AND STICKS AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY FOUND.

All we did was scavenge food, fire wood and dry leaves.

[And that my dear viewers is the power of women, I suggest the next time you go on a camping trip you bring some.]

We walked to the forest mares known as our five mares and asked," How in Celestia's name did you do this."

Lyra and Vinyl pointed at their hooves," Ooohh I don't know....magic."

I with the other stallions facehoofed and began preparations to survive the rest of this day and tomorrow.

7:00

"And that my friends is the Campfire song." I laid down the guitar and basked in the heat of the now dying fire.

Ditzy noticing the flame took some more wood and placed it in the fire.

Lyra looked at Bon Bon and smiled," Hey Bon Bon do you know what that fire is called?"

Bon Bon was intrigued by the question and asked," No, what is it?"

Lyra chuckled and said,"Pfftchhh....It's called...a BON fire."

Everyone chuckled and laughed at the horrible pun but yet it was so funny. Even though we were out in the wild we still knew how to have fun.

After a small chuckle, I noticed that our supply was getting low," Hey guys lets get some more firewood. Gonna be right back okay mares?"

They all nodded while Shot picked up his toilet paper in a bag and walked towards me.

SeaBreeze mumbled a few words obviously not wanting to go. I chuckled and said," Stop being a pussy bro, it's just to survive."

We walked deeper into the forest looking back as the light coming from the camp was slowly being engulfed in darkness due to the distance we made. Soon there was none to be seen.

We walked what seemed like forever until we heard a sudden howl, stopping suddenly and our blood crawled with the sound of that...that....

~AWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Yellow eyes pierced through a few bushes and the darkness. They came closer and closer but were still far away from striking distance.

I looked at them in shock, frozen in my place.

"Timber Wolves..." Shot said quietly," AppleJack told me that her grandmother saw them in the EverFree Forest ever since she was a little filly."

SeaBreeze looked at me," What...What are you doing...Graze?"

I made slow movements as I took off my usual black clothes it didn't matter to me no pony really wore clothes, it just made me feel comfortable," Shhhh....I run faster without them... I don't need to run faster than them... I need to run faster than you two."

With the sound of my clothes hitting the soil of the forest, one of them howled, echoing throughout the entire forest and another pounced out of the bushes causing us to naturally run.

~AWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

----------Sweet Apple Acres----------

" THE TIMB'R WOLVES ARE HOWLIN'!!! THE TIMB'R WOLVES ARE HOWLIN'!!!!"

We galloped as fast as we could have, dodging trees and jumping over shrubs and logs. Even now, Shot still held onto his bag of toilet paper. SeaBreeze was catching up with my speed but I was worried about Shot.

[GRAB A STICK AND BURN THAT MOFO!!]

I grabbed a stick and used my wings to hover so I could use my hooves to light it on fire.

"Come on light damn it! LIGHT!! PLEASE CELESTIA LIGHT!!" I tried countless times to create a spark with the lighter, many times my attempts were futile until--

*Woooshh* " I AM RAZOR AND I HAVE CREATED FIRE!" I stopped dead in my tracks and flailed the stick in my mouth rapidly.

The timber wolves slowly moved backwards and then ran into a hasty retreat. One problem solved.

Second Problem, where were we?

We began walking at a slower pace trying to catch our breaths from a close encounter. The last thing I needed was--

" WE HAVE NO FOOD! WE HAVE NO SHELTER! WE HAVE NO WATER! WE ARE DEAD!" --that. Whining and bitching coming from Shot.

" Stop it. Just stop it, complaining will get us nowhere," I said calmly knowing that all the facts were correct.

"THINGS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE!" He shouted.

*plit*

What the?

*plit plit plit plit*

Oh Shot I am going to fucking murder you.

*crackle- BOOM!!*

Rain began to fall, the droplets pounding hard on our backs, extinguishing the flame and I wanted to kill Shot for jinxing us," You got you're fucking water are you happy!" SeaBreeze said losing his temper. He began to rant and complain as well.

I threw down the stick and shouted," YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND SHELTER AND SURVIVE!!"

It was harsh words but true.

" Okay man....take it easy... we're sorry." SeaBreeze said as Shot stayed quiet.

I didn't even want to respond to them at that moment, the most important thing was that we needed shelter.

A sudden bright light flashed in the sky, brightening the area for a few seconds. I noticed that one part of the forest didn't light up, only the outside of it which was a concave formation with a gaping hole and what was inside was something we needed...shelter.

Thank you Celestia for small mercies, I motioned the guys to follow me to enter the cave where we laid in the dirt, shivering our balls off.

"You know....we need heat right....and we have no fire...we are going to die from hypothermia..." Shot said shivering and his teeth chattering from the cold.

Before he could finish I interrupted him," Fuck you bro, I'm not hugging any stallion especially with my clothes off." I wasn't affected by the cold much, I embraced it for the matter of fact.

I looked at Shot for a moment, he looked delusional and was somehow talking to the bag with his toilet paper. I was beginning to worry about him.

SeaBreeze was quiet for a moment and he began to sing softly," Hush Now Quiet Now...."

"What are you doing?" I asked quizzically.

"I'm singing something FlutterShy taught me, using the heat from our breaths will keep us warm." Good idea.

"Go on..." I said, I don't know if I was happy for him or sad for him. He help onto something he might lose by morning but he still held on.

" It's Time to lay your sleepy head, Hush Now Quiet Now, it's time to go to bed."

"Wait I know this song, my mother sang it to me," Shot's ears perked up at the tune.

"So did mine..."

" Drifting off to sleep, leave an exciting day behind you, drifiting off to sleep may the joy of dream may find you...." We all sang together, continuing the lullaby.

It was a sad thing to see three stallions sing a lullaby meant for foals but it kept us warm and brought happier thoughts than freezing to death.

The lullaby soon did it's trick and we all dozed off too sleep.

I woke up with a growl of my stomach, was I hungry? No it was much much worse, I was holding in for far too long....well I was holding something in.... No need to go into all the detail.

I looked at Shot and his bag containing the toilet paper. The bag looked different, as if he drew a smiley face on it" Psttt Bro, I need to take a shit."

Yup....How subtle of me.

" Well why you looking at me for? Do I look like a toilet?" His eyes looked at mine watching his toilet paper," NO! YOU ARE NOT USING BOUNTY! USE SOME LEAVES AND DIG A HOLE!"

"LIKE FUCK I AM! NOW GIVE IT TO ME!!" I shouted, it was what toilet paper was meant for.

I moved closer to him as he gave out a long hiss," *hisssssss* My Precioussssss"

"You are going to give me that toilet paper," I walked up closer to him trying to swipe it away from him. He ran out of the cave, into the morning light which the forest allowed through it's trees.

He ran far and I gave chase. He ran five minutes before I tackled him out of the forested area and we entered a river side. The toilet paper fumbled and landed a few metres from us when I had tackled him.

Shot bucked me and made a quick run towards it. I flinched for a second from the kick and made haste towards Shot as he picked up the bag.

I flew towards him and picked him up with the bag still in his hooves. He held onto that thing as if his life depended on it but instead mine did too.

With Shot in my grasp, I flew high gaining altitude above the river, I was flying even higher than the massive waterfall which I now noticed provided the stream with it's water.

I looked at him with a serious expression on my face," Last chance buddy."

He looked at me and hissed. This trick was going to snap him out of his insane status and also get me my toilet paper which I desperately needed.

" Wrong answer."

I flew higher with him and looked him in the eyes. I made a sudden turn diving downwards to the deepest part of the river. I accelerated as a cone began forming around me. I flapped my wings harder and spun, drilling and cutting through the air resistance which was harder to break since I was carrying Shot. With a kick of my legs and well timed flapping of my wings the sound barrier broke.

*BOOM*

--------SeaBreeze's Point of View---------

" Wow, Graze is going really, high. I can barely see him." SeaBreeze said to himself as he looked at a dot in the middle of the sky representing me holding Shot.

"HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!" He said as he watched me make a nose dive aiming straight at the river.

SeaBreeze's mouth opened wide as he saw me spin, holding onto Shot as the cone formed.

*BOOM*

A huge circle with black flames engulfed its perimeter, spread out through the entire sky, evaporating every cloud in it's path, spreading it's flames in the sky throughout all Equestria as it watched the beauty and magic of my SonicBoom.

SeaBreeze's mouth was open wide and his eyes glued to the scene," Mother of Celestia."

---------My Point of View--------------

*BOOM*

The entire sky was filled with a circle, increasing it's diameter with black flames running through it's perimeter. My mission was still incomplete.

I headed straight towards the water at mac-4 speeds with ten seconds to spare and with proper timing I threw Shot with an extra push for power into the somewhat calm river and .....

*SPLAT* Not Splash but a splat sound came from the contact with the river water.

He didn't even dive into the water, I made sure he received the Pile Driver with a Belly flop. His body floated on the surface of the water as he screamed into it, only bubbles appeared blocking out his scream of pain.

I flipped over his body," AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" and turned him back over into the water his face in it, blocking out all of the noise.

The bag with toilet paper floated to the shore of the river, I walked over to it, picked it up and headed into the forest and dug a hole.

I walked back to my group of friends and threw the almost empty roll of toilet paper to Shot.

Tears formed in his eyes," Bounty..... BOUNTY SPEAK TO ME!!!" He began to cry, he was acting like a drama queen.

EVEN THROUGH THE PILE DRIVE HE WAS STILL DELUSIONAL?! WHAT THE FUCK!!

*WHAP*

I slapped him, returning him to our universe and not his delusional one, he looked at me confused," Wh-where am I? And why is my face stinging."

"Don't worry," I said," you're back and that's all that counts."

"So what do we do now?" SeaBreeze asked.

A bright light appeared before us with Charge and the five mares coming from it," Hey, looks like you guys survived. I knew you would, I had complete faith in you."

I looked at him pissed off expression easily translating to," Get me the fuck home or I will rip your fucking wings off and feed it to you."

Charge actually looked a bit frightened," Alright, well looks like you guys made it and are prepared for Sports Day."

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CELESTIA FUCKING FOREST HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPORT'S DAY!!"

"Teamwork." He simply said.

My eyes widened and twitched, unable to speak any words, I stayed quiet, an eerie kind of quiet. I was going to get him back.

Ditzy broke the silence," So what was that black flame in the sky about?"

"Yeah I was wondering about that." Charge said," You pulled of a sonic boom didn't you Graze?"

I nodded .He was reading my mind again," So what are you going to call it?"

"The Necroshade Boom."

"Alright ponies, lets head on home! Tomorrow is Sport's Day and I want you to be fully rested. Lunch is on me. My treat!" Mr. Charge said with a smile hoping I forgave him for putting us in this forest risking our lives.

And I did because it's what friends do.

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A "Cool" Talent show : Epic Sax Pony

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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"Pstt Graze!" Dark called out to me with a somewhat loud whisper.

" What?"

" What are you doing for the talent show?!" He asked me. Yup he was definitely a changed pony since the last soccer match.

" When was that again?" I whispered.

"THERE WILL BE NO TALKING IN MY CLASS!" *WHAM* Mr. Charger slammed our faces back into our books. Even though Dark was his son, the class must go on, uninterrupted.

Ouch, that sorta hurt but I still wanted to find out so, I motioned my hoofs in a circular motion telling him to go on about the talent show.

He pointed to the floor interpreted as today and then moved his hooves a shape of a five.

I looked back at him shocked. IT WAS TODAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! I looked back at happen with a face of shock and mimicked his movements making sure he was correct.

*WHISH* Mr. Charger threw a book at me but I ducked right before contact," HA! MISSED!"

*WHAP* " HOW MANY OF THE FREAKING BOOKS DO YOU HAVE!!" *WHAP* " STOP!" *WHAP* " OKAY SORRY!!" *WHAP* " I'm just gonna stay quiet." *WHAP* " FUCK!!! PONY STOP!" *WHAP*

Dark began to laugh *WHAP* "OUCH DAD!" *WHAP* " OKAY SORRY!" *WHAP* " I'll be quiet!" *WHAP*

Yup, great minds do think alike and also sign language rocked.

~RINNNGGGGGG~

"Okay class, don't forget my homework due Wednesday, you know what happens to ponies who don't do my homework." He said with an evil smile as he looked halfway across the class to a mare writing lines and surrounding her were stacks of paper as tall as her.

"Also class, today is the talent show so meet in the auditorium after school has ended." We didn't know why but he began to laugh, whenever he smiled or laughed a puppy died somewhere in the Equestria.

[ SO TODAY FOLKS WE ARE GOING TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES MR. CHARGE LAUGHED AND OR SMILED! That is one so far.]

Everyone exited the class when Mr. Charge called Dark and myself out. PLEASE CELESTIA PLEASE DO NOT PUNISH ME! I AM SO SORRY!! MERCY ON MY SOUL!! But on the outside I was collected and had my best poker face on.

" Hey Charger, s'up?" I joked with a weak laughter.

" Need something old man?" Dark laughed too.

Mr. Charger smiled at us," Oh it's nothing, I'm just curious about what my two favorite students have planned for this little show."

[ 2 ]

" Oh well you see actually..." Dark put a hoof by my face interrupting my speech. Charger gave us a weird look as his smile disappeared.

"It's a surprise and it's going to be epic dad, Don't worry!" Lightning looked at him with a smile as a few drops of sweat ran down his brow.

Silence..... The father's face grew a smile again and a chuckle," Great! I can't wait to see. Move along now it's lunch time and you both need to prepare."

[ 5 because of the chuckle ]

We both exited the door and I let out a sigh of relief," That was a close one."

" A CLOSE ONE?! A CLOSE ONE?! ARE YOU FUCKING MAD!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH?!" He exclaimed as he grabbed my coat and shook me.

" Wh-ah-aht are yo-ouuu tal-lking a-about?" I said as he shook me rapidly.

" WE'RE DEALING WITH MY FATHER! AND YOU KNOW WHAT IF WE DON'T FIND A TALENT SOON WE ARE EXTREMELY FUCKED!!"

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE?!" I shouted.

" YOU'RE IN AS MUCH DEEP SHIT AS I AM BRONY! MY DAD ONLY WANTS ME TO PARTAKE IN EVERY SCHOOL EVENT!!" He began to explain slowly.

" SO FRICKING WHAT IF YOU MISS ONE?!"

" Come on bro, don't fight me on this, I need your help!" He pleaded.

" Ughh, fine but I have an idea and you're going to follow every part of it.. got that?"

He nodded and I began whispering in his ear our "plan".

" Uh-huh.... Yea.... A SAXOPHONE?!...WAIT TWO!!..Cool shades...TWILIGHT?!!....Oh okay Ditzy too.... Stage lights... A DJ.... okay yeah....and a violist!?"

" Yup, that's my plan and I know where to get each and everything." I said.

" Sounds epic, lets kick some flank!"

*EPIC BRO-HOOF*

Mr. Charger peeked out of his classroom door and said with a smile," Oh now this I have to see."

[ 6 ]

"You want me to what!?" Ditzy said shocked.

" Bright Eyes, it's only for five minutes," I said looking at her, begging her.

" But I don't wanna dance alone!"

"You aren't! I will be there and so will Dark and Twilight!"

" WAIT!! M-" I had shut up Dark by kicking him in the jewels so he won't be able to speak.

"Yes Dark Of course you are....remember?"

" Yes," He said with a squeal.

"Alright fine but I won't enjoy it," Ditzy said.

" Don't worry babe I will make it up to you later," I said with a wink.

I kissed her off as she said," BYEE!! MUFFIN! SEE YOU LATER!"

Dark got up from his pain and laughed at my little pet name. No wait he didn't have time to finish I kicked him again," I fucking hate you."

" I know you do." I replied.

"That sounds stupid," Octavia blatantly said as Vinyl had her mouth open amazed at what I was saying.

" WE'LL DO IT!" Vinyl shouted excitedly.

"Thank you so much, I owe you both one, so you fillies know which song to play right?"

Vinyl shook her head rapidly while Octavia sighed with a yes.

" How fast can you play the violin Octy?" I asked wondering if she can fill the part.

"Pretty Damn Fast," she said proudly of herself.

" This means a lot to me, thanks plenty!" Dark said as we walked off.

"Okay we got most things that we need, all that is left on the list is a Saxophone."

" Where in Celestia are we going to find a Saxophone!"

I looked at him with a face that said "Chill the fuck out, I got this."

"THANKS A BUNCH PINKIE I OWE YA!" I thanked and hugged the Pink filly.

"Ohh it's no biggie, I just want to see you all perform! IT'S GONNA BE SUPER FUN IF YOU NEEDED TWO SAXOPHONES!"

"Oh, it is.....unique," Dark said feeling uncomfortable with my plan.

" Don't worry bro, I got this."

We both walked away from the scene with our backs turned heading to our next destination.

" Now I have to know but I can wait a while until the show," A sneaky Mr. Silent said smiling as he spied on our activities.

[ 7 ]

'' ME?!! YOU WANT ME TO SING?!!" Twilight said shocked.

"Come on, it's only a few verses, nothing much." I said hoping to reassure.

" Please Twi, please for me," Dark begged with the puppy dog pout.

[ He does know that only works with girls against guys right?]

"The pony is desperate," Dark's conscience, Light said.

" Ughhh, alright fine, only for you Lighty," Twilight said.

" ...the fuck? She just called you Lighty? AHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!! THAT'S THE BUCKING FUNNIEST PET NAME I EVER HEARD!"

Dark snorted at me," Fuck you bro, I like it."

"Whatever you say....Lighty!" I laughed more at the name, rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, Dark dragged me by my mane to get prepared for the Talent Show.

"Yeah yeah whatever..." He kicked me in the jewels this time," Muffin."

I let out a small squeal as he dragged me with my hooves between my crotches.

" Fillies and gentlecolts! Welcome to Equestria High's TALENT SHOW!!!!" Mayor Mare announced on the mic as we tried to get ready, practicing.

I peeked out of the curtains and watched the empty three judge booths. The auditorium was filled! Loaded with students and teachers to watch us and our "talents."

I removed myself from the curtains and looked around at the other contestants.

The musicians were all practicing with their instruments, some ponies were singing , AppleJack was doing various rope tricks and so many others more.

< Don't want any spoilers now do we?>

I looked around some more but my eyes fixated on this one peculiar pony. He was blue, a slight dark blue, black mane and his tail represented the ends of those fans prim and proper fancy ponies used. One thing was strange about him, he had a small horn and ice cube for a cutie mark.

He was too busy working his special skill as I called it, he stomped on the ground as a pillar of ice came up. He kept on stomping as the ices he produced took different shape. This wasn't any regular earth pony. I didn't want to bother him at the moment, he seemed really focused, maybe after the show

" OKAY!! Everyone quiet down so we can introduce our judges, our last year's winner of the song "Smile, Smile, Smile" with the help of her choir, PINKIE PIE!" The crowd cheered and clopped their hooves for her," Secondly, the princess of the moon, Princess Luna!!".

I walked to a counter where refreshments were provided as I took a drink out of the punch bowl," AND FINALLY YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER!! MR. SILENT CHARGER!!"

"WHAT THE FUCCKKK!!! ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME?!! NO!! NO!! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!! FUCCKKK!!!" I spat out the punch and began my rant.

I just knew it, he was smiling with that ever so creepy smile, mocking me. I looked at Dark who was in more of a shock with his face frozen in one expression as Twilight tried to help calm him down.

[ 8 ]

I looked through the curtain, yup there it was Mr. Charge smiling. Oh what was that? You heard a puppy die halfway across the world? Yea, me too.

"FIRST WE HAVE OUR OWN FLUTTERSHY AND SEABREEZE WITH A DUET."

I spat out more punch, I heard that pony sing in that cave, it was very, very off-key probably the only thing that saved us from predators when the fire went out.

I was going to feel sorry for FlutterShy.

Okay, Honest-fucking-ly I had no clue what they were singing due to SeaBreeze's voice, I swore I heard the word " Love " but it sounded more like a moose giving birth to a whale.

FlutterShy had her usual beautiful voice but my ears were bleeding and I actually felt sorry for Mr. Charge and the judges who were obliged to listen to it.

" THE HORROR!!! THE HORRORR!!!" A pink filly said throughout the entire song.

" ......okay judges, lets hear you scores." They all looked at their papers, Silent just smiled at his and wrote down a number.

[ 9 ]

" Five, you need to work on you singing a bit SeaBreeze but FlutterShy you were perfect." Pinkie Pie shouted as she was deafened from the song, obviously too kind of her.

" Two, I barely even heard the song" Luna shouted using her Canterlot Voice also being deafened.

[ Ditto]

" And you Mr. Silent?"

He raised his paper and began in his best fancy accent, mocking somepony I knew from somewhere..." - 11 and that was the worst possible singing I have ever heard in my entire life, utter mess, I won't even wipe my flank with that piece of paper which held those lyrics, you never, pray to Celestia, NEVER want to sing again in your life. "

FlutterShy and SeaBreeze began to cry as Silent grabbed the mic shouting with a chuckle," ahaha NEXT!!!"

[ 23 because he laughed ]

I comforted SeaBreeze while FlutterShy was comforted by Twilight.

"Stop crying bro, it's only Mr. Charge."

"I'm sorry but that was mean," he said still crying.

" Don't worry, you're a good hoofball player....but your singing sucks ass."

" .....I know..."

Three ponies walked out onto the stage preparing for the worst. WELL THE WORST WAS THERE I MEAN COME ON ??!! IT'S MR. CHARGE!!

The next was Shot and AppleJack, who did her rope tricks while Shot fiddled a somewhat country tune.

[NOTE TO VIEWERS: HE ONLY PLAYED THE INSTRUMENT, NO SINGING]

First of all, where the buck did Shot learn how to fiddle and second of all, DAMN APPLEJACK WAS DOING SO MANY TRICKS IT WAS AMAZING! She jumped through hoops, she controlled it with her tail anything possible with rope was done.

BraeBurn and Big Macintosh whistled and cheered from her louder than any of the groups.

The judges were slightly amazed by her tricks.

"JUDGES YOUR SCORES!!" Mayor Mare announced.

"Seven!" Pinkie shouted.

"Eight!" Luna said.

"Six!" Mr. Silent said.

Three stallions walked up onto the stage and prepared their, drums and guitars. Looked good so far, I was intrigued of what they were going to play.

You see, us ponies are more of the melodic type, peaceful so the rock genre was never that popular. More "manestream" Yeah that's right I used a pun, sue me please.

They began playing a rock version to Winter Wrap Up a song, the ponies sang as we cleaned winter entering spring.

I always did like rock, but this was incredible!

"Judges! Your scores!" Mayor Mare requested.

" Eight!" Pinkie said.

"Six" Luna announced.

" Seven." Silent said. Wow he actually liked it, was that a good or a bad thing?

[ I don't know Graze, did a puppy die Joy?]

[ You sick bastard Mr. Silent.... 24]

They returned from the stage happy with their scores and grateful for not a bad comment, as they passed me I told them I would have given them an eleven as a score. THEY WERE THAT GOOD.

" Next we have.... Berry Punch!"

My eyes widened. Wow you mean our Berry Punch?! The Hungover pony? I had to see this.

I took a peek at the curtain and saw Mr. Silent creepily smile at me. [25] He was just trying to get me spooked, right?

My eyes glanced back at Berry, there was a table with at least twenty five cups which smelled of beer. Her talent was going to be drinking?!

She looked at the cups and began chugging all of them down, flipping them over on their rim. After all was drank, she began forming structures out of the cups, stacking them one on top the other, forming a pyramid. Probably the fastest cup stacking I have seen. The purple pony then used the cup from the top and piled all of the cups into one neat stack, she began building different sculptures and doing it over and over again.

She soon finished this amazing stunt....all while she was drunk. Mother Of Celestia THAT WAS AMAZING!

" WOW!! JUDGES PLEASE YOUR SCORES!!" Mayor Mare said with excitement.

"EIGHT!"

" EIGHT!"

" EIGHT!"

" WOW A SCORE OF TWENTY FOUR, THAT IS GOING TO BE HARD TO BEAT!"

The next contestant was a light purple pony who told so many funny jokes, that even Mr. Charge laughed the whole time giving her a nine.

[ You know what?! Fuck this Every single Puppy died because he laughed so much, I lost fricking count, I'm leaving this talent show and going by Pinkamena]

< WAIT FOR ME!! I WANT TO SEE SURPRISE>

" NEXT UP WE HAVE GRAZE AND HIS GROUP, OCTAVIA, VINYL, DARK LIGHTNING AND TWILIGHT!"

The stage was dark when we entered posing a dramatic effect.

Lightning and began with the saxophone playing a smooth tune on it, he only knew how to play this one song though as did I.

I said on the mic," Praise Celestia, do you love Celestia?"

A faint "Yes" was heard from Twilight.

" Do ya got some Joy?"

" I do."

"Alright, we got joy. Let's play like we got some joy."

We began our performance.

"Hit it!"

We dropped the sound of our saxophones as huge flares appeared from the stage, Octavia began her precise and intense strumming of her violin hitting every perfect note while Vinyl provided more lights and background music.

The bass dropped and then increased in one second signifying the role of our act. Ditzy and Twilight joined us two sax players following our motions as we played a certain rhythm continuously repeating itself while pelvic thrusting the air, moving with the music. Octavia provided the backup violin while Vinyl produced lights and background rave music. The whole crowd was going wild, Luna and Pinkie Pie were dancing to the music while Mr. Charge had the biggest smile on his face.

[ EVERY SINGLE PUPPY IN EQUESTRIA DIED, DEAL WITH IT!]

A few "Ohhhh's" came from Twilight repeatedly after every ten seconds as we needed vocals sending chills down our viewers as they listened to her high notes over the system.

We both stopped as Octavia began her solo of strumming, only with an occasional sound coming from our Saxes.

A well rounded minute of strumming and Vinyl's music went on as Dark and I both joined in, Vinyl using her magic to drop the bass of our saxophones and pumped it up again. The crowd went wild as they partied to our music for at least five minutes.

The music stopped slowly," Alright....we got our joy."

" WHAT A FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE!! JUDGES YOUR SCORES PLEASE!!"

" NINE!" coming from Pinkie.

"NINE!" Luna exclaimed.

"TEN!" Silent Charger shouted.

The crowd wanted more but it was time for us to take our leave off the stage for our final contestant.

" A SCORE OF TWENTY EIGHT WOW!! THAT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH FOR OUR NEXT CONTESTANT, THE ONE AND ONLY, SILVERBLADE!!"

[ WARNING WARNING!! NEW OC HAS APPEARED!!! A SHOUT OUT TO "ICE"!!!]

I watched the slightly dark blue pony as he stood in the middle of the stage with a sheath holding a fencing saber. He was quiet at first seeming as if he was charging up. He stomped on the floor as a huge ice pillar rose from the ground. The air was now twenty percent cooler (HA!). Silver blade pulled out his saber, a very thin sword, and slashed at the ice with passion forming a sculpture of our leader Celestia with her wings out and the sun behind her.

He stomped on the ground again, the soon sculpted piece was now covered back in ice. *SHING* He cut at it again and again, sculpting Luna now. Exactly what was he?

He then walked to the end of the stage, with each passing trot, ice covered his hooves. He then turned facing the direction of the opposite end. He stomped his hooves with a greater force, seven cuboids rose from the floor, progressing higher and higher. He ran and jumped on each and everyone of them until the sixth he did a front flip into a mid air roll with his sword and slashed the seventh in half.

The judges were paying attention at the sculptures except for one pink earth pony who was looking at the stallion.

SilverBlade faced the still intact six pillars and ran zig zagging through them making furious swipes cutting them into his wanted structure. It was six cutie marks! Not just any six but the Mane 6's own, the whole crowd went wild at his performance. How he did it was amazing! Ice sculptures of three diamonds, butterflies, balloons and apples, A star to guide ponies in the night and also a thunderbolt coming from a cloud. I watched in awe at the sculptures.

[Wow, the fuck was that?!]

He soon stopped at the cutie mark in shape of balloons paying extra attention to it and cutting off any last unworthy edges wanting it smooth and rounded.

" JUDGES!! YOU SCORES!!"

" TEN!! WHAT A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE FROM SUCH A DAZZLING AND "COOL" STALLION!..Ooops....urhm.. TEN!" Pinkie said speaking her mind too loud. SilverBlade blushed from that statement.

"..okay then..TEN!" Luna announced.

"TEN!!" Silent Charge shouted.

"CAN OUR CONTESTANTS COME TO THE STAGE PLEASE!" Mayor shouted.

We lined up in order of who performed first while waiting for our prizes and placements.

"THAT WAS OUR FINAL CONTESTANT FOLKS AND WITH THAT, CONCLUDES OUR CONTEST WITH OUR FIRST PRIZE WINNER SILVER BLADE!!! WHILE SECOND PLACE GOES TO GRAZE, DARK AND COMPANY!!! THIRD GOES TO OUR OWN DRINKER, BERRY PUNCH!!"

The crowd applauded at all of us for doing a good job.

The first person to leave with their prize was, SilverBlade. He had left quietly but I followed him as he walked to the counter of refreshments tired from his performance.

" Hey Bro, nice job out there and congrats!" I said with a smile.

"Mhmm thanks," he said uninterested.

{Maybe a joke will lighten him up}

" That was really "cool" of you with those ice sculptures!"

He looked at me uninterested again," Okay what? A stallion can't congratulate the other?"

"....."

"Oh, so you're giving me the cold shoulder?" I said with a chuckle.

" STOP WITH THE COLD PUNS!! YOU THINK THEIR FUNNY?!" He said lashing out at me.

" What's the big problem, you need to chill out," okay that one was unintentional and may have looked bad.

He looked vicious and angry at me, he stomped on the floor and ice began to crawl up my coat. I looked at them in shock and quickly flapped my wings sending out a black flame thawing it out before it got to me.

"Hey bro, no need to get vex, I was only playing the fool," I admitted I was wrong and tried to apologize.

"Indeed you were, just please leave me be."

" Jeezz fine, I was only trying to be friendly."

I began to walk away from the Ice stallion wanting to go back to my friends as Pinkie Pie jumped out of nowhere with a party hat, announcing as she grabbed both of us," PARTY'S ALREADY SET UP AT MY PLACE!! C'MON LET'S GO!!" She was so anxious for the party that she just rushed with us as the usual crowd of party guests followed.

Ice didn't like the noise and the rush of the things not even if he had a slight "thing" for Pinkie. "Please let go," he said not loud enough as the chatter from the crowd blocked his.

" Please Let GO!" he shouted but still was not heard.

His anger grew and shouted relieving himself from the grasp," LET GO!" He moved his hoof with too much force as he pushed Pinkie down.

The whole crowd looked at him in shock as he vented with rage, I looked at him," Hey what's the big idea?! Can't you see that we are celebrating your victory?"

" I don't want it to be celebrated! I just want to be alone!" He stomped his hooves sending out a slight Blizzard.

I reacted quickly at this powerful gust, I spread out my wings and flapped them creating a small black flame melting it into water, Fire beats ice. "Can't you see these people care enough about you just to throw you a party?! Be GRATEFUL!"

"Enough!" Pinkie shouted," No fighting Please!"

"C'mon Graze let's just go enjoy the party," Ditzy said.

" I'm sorry but No, I want to find out what his big deal is!"

" And you won't be finding out any time soon," Pinkie said," Lets just respect what he wants." She looked at him and smiled. He gave her a wry expression.

"....Fine." Here wasn't the place for any of my speeches as I walked to the party with Ditzy, Twilight and Dark, Octavia and Vinyl.

I walked with them as Pinkie stayed back with him wanting to keep him company, she saw something in him we all didn't.

I looked at her and trusted her hoping she knew what she was doing," If he hurts Pinkie I will burn his corpse." I flapped my wings, letting out a little black ember in my own way of venting.

Pinkie looked back towards Ice," Look, I know we may have overdid it and that might have caused you to freak out a bit but Graze he never meant any harm."

"....."

"Maybe all you need is a little time with other ponies and you will be having fun like the rest of us but if you don't I can always keep you company" She gave him a goofy smile and he returned a slight grin.

"Alright." Only one word that he said which changed his attitude with the Pink pony's help.

They both walked to her dorm and began enjoying the party and by enjoy I mean talk to each other and just enjoy this small moment in a corner as they got to know each other better.

I saw a few laughs, a few giggles and even a chuckle from Ice. What was she doing, I didn't need to know but it was working.

The night progressed onwards both of them talked as Ditzy and I laughed and danced with each other when we both spotted something," Hey Graze! Look SilverBlade and Pinkie!"

I saw the Ice pony and Pinkie in-locked lips and hugging each other," Maybe opposites really do attract ahahaha."

Ditzy looked at me and motioned at them, I knew where this was going, she wrapped her wings around me and kissed me as well as we danced slowly to the music.

" Now we can't let them have all the fun!" Twilight said as she pounced on Dark.

After the night grew silent when most of the party ponies left, Dark and I had stayed back with Pinkie to help clean up. All the other mares left tired and went to bed as we promised to visit them later.

Ice walked up to me as I was putting empty cups in a plastic bag with a certain look on his face, he was looking at the floor and mumbled something," I'm... s.r.y"

"What was that?"

" I'm Sorry," he said louder.

"....Ahahahahaha it's okay bro! There is no need for an apology, I already forgave you, I admit I was wrong for shouting at you for something you didn't want to do" I said with laughter I had already forgiven him.

"Friends?"

" I never said we weren't now did I?" I extended my hoof out.

He looked at it and slowly extended a hoof out. Ah what the hell who was I kidding? I pulled the hoof and brought him into a bro-hug," Now let's get this place cleaned up I still have Mr. Charge's Homework to do."

" OH FUCK! THE HOMEWORK!!!" WE ( DARK, GRAZE, SHOT, BREEZE AND ICE) ALL SHOUTED. We were so fucking screwed tomorrow.

"Ahahahahaha Yes you are Mr. Graze and company." Charge said.

[ DID HE JUST FUCKING BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?]

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The Epic Fight " Darkness Falls"

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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" So you think you can get away from my homework huh?" Mr. Silent says as he walked passed us.

" Don't you even dare think of dropping one of those books," he said to SeaBreeze. We all stood trying to keep our balance with these damned heavy text books on our heads, everytime it dropped he added another. So far I had three, Dark had three, Shot had one (lucky bastard used a gravity spell to make the book lighter), Ice had three and SeaBreeze had four.

We were all struggling for the last hour with those damned texts from hell known as " History Books." Just how much history did Equestria have? I really didn't want to read those books to find out.

~Rrrinnngggg~

" UGHHHHHH!! FINALLY!!" We all dropped from the relief and intense weight of the books as the school bell had rung signifying lunch.

" Hmmmm alright, I'm going to be a bit kind and let you five leave BUT don't forget ...."

"Yes we all fucking know that Saturday is whole day attention from six to six," I said not even having the breath to shout.

" Very well then, off to lunch." Silent opened the door and had let us through.

"Ahhh My fucking neck!" I exclaimed trying to crack it.

" Fuck! I know right!" Dark said as he cracked a bone or two.

" Yeah..My neck's kinda sore," Ice said.

" KINDA??!! I HAD FOUR FUCKING BOOKS!" SeaBreeze shouted.

"Pshtt unicorn magic rules," Shot said smugly.

We all enter the cafeteria and what we saw shocked all five of us.

WAIT !!WHAT??!! ANOTHER FUCKING ALICORN!! AREN'T THERE SUPPOSE TO BE ONLY LIKE TWO OF THEM??

[ HO-OH-LY FUCK THAT GUY IS HUGE AND LOOKS LIKE HE CAN EAT THE ENTIRE DESK!]

< Shittttt what did those parents feed him? PONIES?>

{ I don't know guys but I really don't want to mess with him}

Okay, this pony...alicorn, didn't even look normal, he looked like he was the anti-pony, Black and red striped coat, his mane and coat looked metallic and sharp, THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAD LITTLE DEVIL HORNS AND AN UNICORN HORN. His eyes were red, blood red.

"Hahaha I bet you can take him," Dark joked with me.

" ARE YOU FUCKING MAD!! HE IS INTENSELY HUGE!" I shouted a bit too loud,"...fuck"

He looked at me. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! Then back to his meal. I sighed a little relief. I didn't want to be next on his food chain.

We quickly moved to our seats away from the tyrant as he ate his food and looked at us.

" Maybe I should go introduce myself," Twilight said.

" NO!" Dark shouted only being protective.

" But why?"

" Because he will kill you," Dark whispered.

" HEY IF YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING! SAY IT TO MY FACE!" The alicorn shouted. Okay we got on his bad side.

I looked to Dark and motioned to him so that he would apologize. He shook his head. *WHAP* I slapped him telling him to do it now.

The beast walked up to both of us as we had our silent argument, he grabbed me in one hoof and the grabbed Dark," Look, I'm really pissed off and you guys aren't helping it." He said calmly which made us shiver. His touch was cold representing Death.

" Let them go!" Ditzy said.

" Oh! Why is that you retarded bitch?"

.....

In my rage from that comment, I headbutted him which seemed to have no effect on him but recoil damage on me. This only made him angrier, he slammed both of us into the wall as we both lost our breath," Oh so you trying to attack me huh?"

We were trying to fight for our breaths as he choked us more and more. I was starting to black out and this guy was seriously trouble.

*THUD* We were suddenly both dropped.

" You do not hurt my students nor my son!" Silent had slammed him against a wall and his hoof against his neck.

The tackle didn't even seem to hurt him but we knew for sure if Silent wasn't there, he was going to kill us both.

The tyrant matched his height and looked at him with an evil grin. He gripped Silent's hoof and pushed it easily away from his body. JUST WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE?! He then flung the teacher's body halfway across the cafeteria. The alicorn looked at the figure on the floor as Charge tried to get up, he was feeling sort of wheezy and his vision was distorted, his glasses had fallen when he was pitched halfway throughout the cafeteria.

*POW* The alicorn kicked Mr. Charge again sending him into a pillar knocking him out unconscious.

"DAD!" Dark shouted out, trying to tackle the alicorn away as he moved closer to his father.

"Hmph, Pathetic, I guess I will kill you first and let your dad watch, make him suffer. He doesn't even look like he is awake at the moment but I guess I can wait a little five hours until school is over. I want everyone to see you all suffer. I will be in the stadium after school." He said as if he was inviting us to our own deaths. Dark looked at his father in tears, Shot then came to examine the body.

"Don't worry he is just knocked out, he is still breathing." Shot said.

" Who the fuck was that?" I said shocked at what happened, I MEAN HE TOOK OUT MR. CHARGE!

Princess Luna walked up and said," He is a new student, says he came from the EverFree forest, name goes by ShadowBlade, pretty powerful if he is an alicorn and you don't want to mess with him."

ONLY EVERYTHING FUCKED UP COMES FROM EVERFREE NOW DOES IT?

"How do you know all this?" Ice asked.

" I am one of the princesses of Equestria, it is my right to know." She explained.

" Well, I'M GOING AFTER HIM! DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO MY DAD?!" Dark said.

"NO! It's suicide." Luna exclaimed correctly. I mean of course it was he was a fricking alicorn who nearly killed three ponies today.

I walked up," She is correct Dark, it is suicide..."

" Graze.... how could you!" Dark shouted.

" Let me finish.....it's suicide to do this alone, the four of us are going to help you. Right guys?"

" WHAT?!" SeaBreeze shouted, I looked at him in shock and disbelief," I mean of course, we got your back."

" Let's kick some ass brony," CrackShot announced.

We all looked at Ice," It is suicide, but yes I will join....Only if we have a plan."

'' I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN!"

Dark looked at us, we were ready to put our life on the line for him," Guys I can't allow you to this, if you all die, it will be my fault...."

FAMOUS SPEECH TIME! " Look bro, we didn't ask for your permission to do this, we are doing it for you because we are your friend and we always look out for each other. Save me the tears because we will get revenge and survive, No matter what the risk."

Dark looked at us tears in his eyes, he quickly shook them off and said," Thanks.... Now about this plan?"

" First of all you can't go in there without knowing what you are going to do, this isn't a normal bar fight or something over toilet paper!" Ditzy shouted only looking out for us," THIS IS AN ALICORN! He knows magic and he can fly!"

" We know this but we are going to have to give it our all, even if it means ourselves, HE NEARLY KILLED THREE PONIES WHICH INCLUDES ME, DARK AND MR. CHARGE! We can't let him continue this." I said.

Ditzy knew I was correct but she just didn't want to lose the one she cared about," ..... just...please.... please come back..." She was crying over the thought of losing me and her friends.

Everypony in our group said there goodbye's for now to there beloveds, I told them to do so because there was a little bit of doubt in my mind.

I hugged her and said," I promise, and don't worry about me, I can make it." I smiled still hugging her then left a kiss on the cheek.

All four of them returned to me and I looked at them back giving them a look saying," We are going to make this. I will make sure of it."

We all walked off and looked back to our marefriend who would hopefully be at a safe distance.

Luna shouted," ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY KILL AN ALICORN!"

"Watch me."

I began to speak my plans to them as we all huddled in a circle," Everyone firstly it is too much of a short time to even practice what we need to do all we can do is hope and pray. Secondly CrackShot how good is your teleportation and gravity spell, you know the one you did in class for that book?"

" It's better and also I can fixate on moving targets better now...Why?"

" You my friend, will be playing a very important role, if you go, this whole plan is ruined."

" Ice, how good is your ice magic?"

" I can create a Blizzard and endless ice pillars ."

" Good, you are important too, we need you so that we don't kill the poor sadistic bastard.... or if anything gets worse...me."

"......"

"Don't Worry you will see."

" Dark, you and I are going Offensive on him with SeaBreeze. Also you SeaBreeze.... just make sure none of us die."

SeaBreeze sent out a salute.

"Okay here are "basic" things we need to do....."

"Okay.....Stealth is always good..... sounds a bit risky..... WHAT!!?? FOUR??!!.....you sure he can survive that?.....Wow... this sounds insane.... YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!!....HOLY SHIT ARE YOU MAD!!??"

" Look guys, you just need to trust me, all of you know your parts to play right?"

They all nodded showing a bit of discomfort in my plan.

" Don't Worry guys, I won't let anything happen to you." I said with a smile," And Dark we are going to get revenge...for my favorite teacher."

Dark, myself and CrackShot slowly walked into the stadium seeing only one pony, an alicorn, ShadowBlade," I thought there were five of you?"

"The others pussied out, so shall we?" I said calmly, hoping he didn't see my bluff.

" By the way, fuck you." Dark said holding a massive grudge on him.

ShadowBlade rushed on all four hooves, extremely fast for a stallion of that size, he had made the first move. The three of us stood there on the ground firm.

"ICE!! NOW!!" A huge blizzard approached from a darkened corridor (the entrance to the stadium) behind Shadow.

-----------------An hour before------------------

" What if he senses me, I'm going to be the closest one too him!" Ice exclaimed.

" He isn't going too, all you need to do is create a blizzard from behind him and stay away from it." I reassured him.

"......Alright Graze."

"By the way you brought what I asked?"

" Ol' Silver blade, yup!"

"Good."

The blizzard had taken it's full course and reached Shadow as he stopped and looked at it. I flew a circle around him, the black fire melting the snow, creating a puddle of water and quickly made my way back.

"DARK!!! NOW!!"

Dark stomped on the ground creating a black shock as it made it's way towards the puddle of water.

The alicorn looked in shock at how well this was planned out and his electrifying torture soon began.

*ZZZZZZTTTTT* "SHOT!!" I called out telling him what to do. He casted a spell on the alicorn and that was it from him for now.

"AUGHHHHH!!" The black and bloodied stallion shouted. Soon the electricity ran it's full course through his body and stopped, smoking coming from his coat.

"He-hehe-hahahahah!" The stallion got back up laughing and continued his tackle at Dark with his horn ready to impale.

"NO!" I shouted pushing Dark out of the way. I ducked my head slightly below his horn and headbutted his chin which seemed to have no effect.

The alicorn hoofed me in the gut, grabbed me and flew both of us straight into the sky. After reach highest altitude he looked at me and said," One down." He punched me, sending me directly to the ground of the stadium, I had a few minutes to give out some directions before I nearly fainted from the high speeds and the hit.

"SHOT, ICE !! HELP!!"

Crack looked at Ice who was now beside Dark, and said," DON'T WORRY GRAZE!! ICE GET READY!!"

Ice pulled out his sharp fencing saber, stomped on the floor creating an Ice pillar and jumped and rolled in mid air with the sword in his mouth and suddenly vanished!

CrackShot had teleported him as soon as he made the roll sending him up to Shadow blade while he performed his maneuver.

"SHURRPPISSEEE!" Ice muffled with the sword in his mouth as he took a slash out of Shadow's back.

Gravity began to work on Ice as he fell proportional to the ground. We all looked at him worried as Dark prepared to catch him, just in case.

-----------------An hour before-------------------

" ARE YOU MAD GRAZE !" Ice shouted.

"Don't worry, have faith in me."

" I can't create a pillar THAT HUGE!"

"YES YOU CAN! STOP DOUBTING YOURSELF!" I looked at SeaBreeze now," IF ANYTHING HAPPENS I WANT YOU TO CATCH ANY OF US OKAY?!"

"No problem Graze." SeaBreeze said.

An ice pillar rose a great height from the floor and caught Ice after his little distraction, providing SeaBreeze with a chance to catch me as I fell to the floor, still woozy from the hit.

" Thanks bud," I said as he placed me on the floor. Now all five of us were on the ground safe, while he was high up there.

" HA! IT'S FIVE AGAINST ONE BITCH! WHAT YA GONNA DO!" SeaBreeze shouted.

The alicorn flew down and looked at the five of us," Very Impressive that you survived so far but still it won't matter." He made one huge flap with his wings and rushed towards me as his victim again. He made such a long distance in only five seconds, I barely had time to think. He shot a zap of electricity as he flew which had hit Ice, hitting him against a wall, still conscience but in pain.

CrackShot's horn glew and activated the trigger spell, he placed on ShadowBlade. The alicorn fell immediately to the ground, nothing was able to stop him as the force of gravity intensified.

*BOOM*

The alicorn had made contact with the ground leaving a large pile of dust.

"You think that did the trick, I mean he was moving kinda--" SeaBreeze's speech was interpreted as a spell of telekinesis wrapped around his neck and sent him straight into the walls of the stadium field.

"SEABREEZE!! NO!!" He was unconscious but made out a few words after impact. Thank Celestia he was still alive.

My body felt the adrenaline pump through it's veins as I saw my friend got smashed into a wall. My mind began to move faster and clearly.

[ Thought you might need some help ]

I shouted," SHOT!! DECREASE IT NOW!!"

------------------An hour before------------------

"And after he's down on the ground, you decrease the level of Dark's,Shadow's and my own gravity, so we can move faster and perform our little move." I explained.

" But! YOU ONLY NEED TO DO ONE! IT'S SUICIDE!"

" No, it isn't just trust me. I can handle the pressure of "it"."

"It's gonna be a pretty sick move, but it has to be perfectly synchronized or it can kill one of us." Dark explained.

"I know."

Dark and my own body felt extremely lighter and faster as we flew with our speeds matching as we prepared for our two on one fight against Shadow who was now getting up from the crash.

" THREE!" I shouted as we moved closer.

"TWO!" We were almost there.

"ONE!" MADE IT!

"GO!" We both sky uppercut-ted Shadow who was now moving closer to the sky as we hit him.

Dark and I both made distance, spreading out from each other and escalated the skies meeting one another as we enclosed on our target, making a somewhat DNA like structure trail made out of black flames and lightning only intersecting at our target.

*POW!* Another uppercut had sent Shadow higher with a small dark shockwave. We continued this little "move" as we repeated it over and over again, reaching full altitude.

After reaching full height, we both grabbed the semi-conscious tyrant holding out his hooves, as we grabbed each side of him and aimed downwards.

------------------An hour before------------------

"Once reaching max altitude, we will both grab his hooves, making sure he doesn't move."

"But can we pull it off?"

" Of course we can pull off a Double Sonic Rainboom."

"Well what do we call it?"

" Well duh, we call it "Darkness Falls."

" Let's do this!" I shouted as we both began to make a nose dive. We both accelerated looking at the ground as it approached closer and closer to us. The air resistance began trying to slow us down and soon the cone formed, but much bigger with the three of us. With a simultaneous kick of our legs giving us the extra boost, we had broken the sound barrier.

*-CRACKLE CRACKLE- BOOOM*

The entire sky darkened as it was complete, it looked as if the apocalypse was coming. The edges of the circle were engulfed in black tribal flames and lightning, widening as it's diameter spread throughout Equestria. Darkness Falls was successful but that wasn't my full plan not yet. We were moving dangerously fast at mac-4 speeds but we needed to go faster.

" GET READY DARK! DON'T STOP MOVING!!" I prepared him for the worst," CRACKSHOT NOW!!!"

CrackShot put all his focus into this one spell as he concentrated on our extreme mac-4 speeds. We were back up at highest point of altitude as we continued diving towards the now further surface of the field.

A second cone formed around us but this time proved less of an effort as we had broken through it a while ago.

*-CRACKLE CRACKLE- BOOOM*

A SECOND "DARKNESS FALLS" WAS IN THE SKY AS IT HAD SPREAD FASTER THAN THE FIRST, SURPASSING IT AND LASTING LONGER, WE WERE MOVING AT MAC- 8 SPEEDS!

" FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YEAAAAHHHH!!!" Dark shouted.

We both timed it very carefully and dropped him on the T-zone which was the middle of the field.

* LOUD BOOM*

We dropped the body at the intense speeds as we both flew off, wasting out the energy of the double Darkness Falls, my mane and tail were both black tribal flames while Dark Lightning's own was a black lightning streak with the colour of his red and black mane.

We both soon wasted our energy from our maneuver and looked down at the impact zone, which was now a huge crater," You think that killed him?" Dark asked.

"Nah, but I'm sure he is pretty fucked up."

A blur of black and red zoomed towards me and tackled me into the skies. HOW THE FUCK WAS HE STILL ABLE TO DO THAT. THAT FUCKING DEMON LOOKED LIKE HE HAD WENT THROUGH A FUCKING WAR TWICE AND CAME BACK FOR ME!

"RAZOR!!!!" Dark called out.

He choked me while he grabbed my neck reaching to the skies again," Now, I'm going to make sure you die." He held me by my neck and made a nose dive towards the earth. Oh no, he was going to pull off a Pile Driver, but now it was a sure death, no water to prevent me to splatter at the ground. My vision moved in and out as I looked at the ground, with my friends showing as little dots from the distance.

The cone began to form around him, he snapped through it as if it was nothing. Shadow was now moving at intense speeds faster than the mac-4 and the ground was approaching fast.

" CRACKSHOT!! TELEPORT HIM NOW!!" Dark shouted.

" I'M TRYING HE IS MOVING TOO FAST!" Shot replied.

" KEEP ON TRYING BRO!" COME ON!! HE HAS FAITH IN US!"

" I CAN'T!! HE'S MOVING FASTER THAN MAC-4"

" JUST DO IT!! HE NEEDS US OR HE IS GOING TO DIE!!" Dark shouted.

* Boom*

It was too late, I had made contact with the floor and my body seemed it had snapped. There was a funny taste in my mouth, yup, there it was blood. Were these my last moments?

[ COME ON GRAZE GET UP!!]

< PLEASE GET UP!!!>

The little voices in my head said for me to move but I found it near impossible.

[C'MON GRAZE GET UP!!! PLEASE GET UP!!!]

I looked as ShadowBlade made it closer and closer to my friends, Dark and CrackShot the only ones who were still conscious. ShadowBlaze simply bucked both of them as they fell to the floor.

I looked closely to my hoof and tried to move it.

[ EVERYONE IS COUNTING ON YOU! IF YOU DO THIS, THEY DIE!!]

I began to bring myself up from the rubble.

I was slipping in and out of thoughts, thinking of all the fun times we had, I couldn't give that up. Then I saw her, Ditzy.

[ IF YOU FAIL!! SHE DIES!!]

My eyes opened wide in realization. I spat out the blood and rushed towards ShadowBlade. Of course it was suicide but I still needed to do this.

My urge to fight and power for my friends powered me through. I ran faster and faster letting out my wings.

*WHOOSH*

Black flames engulfed my tail and mane as if I was doing the my "NecroFlare Boom." I whistled attracting the attention from Shadow as he was now about to finish them off one by one," HEY!!" I called out and hoofed him with a flame scorching his cheeks which he was now bleeding from, or whatever that scabbed red stuff looked like as the heat dried up the thick liquid.

I continued my onslaught on him repeatedly beating him with my hooves scorching his skin and burning it.

I grabbed him with all the strength I had left alone as the adrenaline acted as a drug.

I reached the furthest altitude of the sky and looked at him," YOU DO NOT FUCKING HARM MY FRIENDS!" I punched him scorching his face again.

I flapped my wings holding his body and continued my way down to the surface rapidly hoofing him while the other hoof held on.

The cone began to form which seemed like the fifth time today. I don't think it was healthy for the environment but this bastard needed to go.

Something was different about this cone, it wasn't white, my black flames seemed to have tainted it as it burned me and my victim through it. He began to look worried as we were only three quarters away from the ground.

*BOOM*

Not only did the black flames spread out a third time across the skies, but the blast caught onto the shape of my wings engulfing them with the flames making them almost look as they belonged to those fabled phoenix creatures. It didn't burn me, it was my flames but I began to worry about ShadowBlade who was screaming now.

We had only made half the distance from the sky to the field, the power surging through me was amazing! The loop of the "NecroFlare Boom" made a second revolution and thus the sound barrier was cracked again, making my wings look even bigger.

"OH NO! HE IS GOING TO BURN OUT!!" CrackShot shouted as he gained back consciousness as well as my other friends.

"WHAT!!??" Ice and SeaBreeze shouted.

"THE FLAMES ARE DYING!! LOOK!!" HE IS LOSING CONTROL!!" Dark said at the sight before him.

It was impossible to create a third sonicboom as the speed of mac-8 was uncontrollable in such a short distance. The adrenaline stopped pumping and my body grew tired and weak. The flames disappeared and the grasp on Shadow weakened. The floor looked ever so pleasing to the alicorn and myself as we looked at it in those final seconds in air.

*CRASH*

I whited out and began to rest only my ears picked up on a few words.

"SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE QUICK!!!"

I looked at the alicorn who was still alive but extremely weak, anyone could have finished him off now but I made the point clear to him.

My senses began to fade in and out.

"WE HAVE FOUR SEVERLY INJURED AND TWO IN CRITICAL!! CALL REDCROSS AND GET SIX ROOMS AVAILABLE STAT!!" I felt my body being lifted onto a softer surface. Thank you Celestia, I can rest.

"What seems to be the problem?" A red and white pony said.

" FOUR WOUNDED, ONE WITH A BROKEN LEG AND THE OTHER HAS SUFFERED SECOND DEGREE BURNS!"

RedCross looked at the leg twisted in an unnatural way.

"I'm sorry I can't help out the one with the leg," RedCross moved back from me.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T HELP GRAZE??!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN A MEDIC?!" A voice sounding like Mr.Charge.

" REDCROSS!! YOU HAVE TO GET OVER THAT!! IT WAS YEARS AGO!! HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON YOU!!"

-------------------Flashback-----------------

Red was helping at the clinic his mother worked in, when an emergency call came in from a panicked parent. In a moment, Redcross was out of the door, neglecting to leave a note explaing either where he was going or what the problem was. He spread his wings and, forgot in the heat of the moment what had weighed him down all of the years, the ability of Flight. Faster than he had every flown before, in fact than a good many Ponies COULD fly. Red Reached his destination in minutes flat, discovering his patient was a young colt.

The foal had a Fractured Leg twisted Unnaturally and bent in the wrong direction. He looked at the leg in shock and dismay. He soon overcame what he had seen , Redcross swiftly and efficiently splinted the Child's leg and, reworking a nearby cloud into a stretcher. Flying back to the hospital in a remarkably short amount of time, he arrived when his mad dash caught up to him and he fell unconscious, the stunned staff swiftly got to work on the foal.

Redcross himself woke up an hour later, on a hospital bed, His mother sitting beside him. Upon noticing his awakening, her Look of worry gave way to one of relief, before swiftly morphing into one of anger

"You IDIOT! What were you DOING? You flew out of here at breakneck speeds, you tell no-one where you're going, and you crash back in here! Interrupting EVERYONE! Carrying an Injured foal as well! You’re lucky no major surgeries were going on, or the death of somepony might've been on YOUR HOOVES!"

His mother's rant abated and she panted for breath slightly, as every head in the Clinic was turned to hers. Her expression turned into a strange mixture of Pride and relief "but still, I'm glad you got over your fear of flying, at the very least….. and the little Foal you brought in? He’s doing fine, you did a good job, Cross." She turned away and proceeded back to her station .

"Oh, and Cross? You have something on your flank" As she walked away, Red looked at his new cutiemark in shock. The bright Red Cross on his flank seemed to smile up at him.

-------------------End of Flashback-----------------

It was now morning when I had woken up, Ditzy was asleep on a chair by my bedside as if she had never left. I looked at my hoof which was now bandaged and wrapped.

I quickly got up startling Ditzy," Hey calm down, Graze, it's okay."

"HOW LONG WAS I OUT?! WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS AND SHADOWBLADE!!" I worried over my friends and well I didn't worry over the alicorn, I just wanted to know if we won.

The door opened and closed, a recognizable voice coming from Mr. Charge called out," They all healed in a good one days timing and are back in school worried sick about you.....and yes you won. Thank you Graze."

"Don't mention it," I waved off his thank you," When can I leave and what about ShadowBlade?"

"Well he is still suffering from the second degree burns but you didn't kill him if that's what you wanted to know." Mr. Charge said," They also say you can be out by later today."

"Which is?"

"Friday, I'm going to leave you and Ditzy to rest... thanks again Graze for everything." He then trotted out the door and closed it behind him.

As soon as he left Ditzy slapped me and said," Don't EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!" She then followed it up with a hug and a kiss.

The kiss soon broke as I saw Mr. Charge talking to the pony who saved my life known as Red Cross through a window. He was a red and white pegasus stallion, with a downward spiked mane and with also a tail which looked metallic.

" So what do you say?" Charge said.

" I'm not sure but things have been sort of lazy around here." Red Cross said.

" Even more a reason to be a nurse in our school," Charge tried to "bargain" with Red Cross.

"Doctor." He corrected Silent Charge.

"Yeah whatever, the children just need you, have you seen what almost happened?"

"......Alllright I accept but I will start next week Monday, I have to resign and what not."

"Not a problem" Charge shrugged it off.

" Looks like someone is being a bit nosy into our conversation." RedCross said as he motioned towards me.

"Don't Worry, I will deal with this."

Mr. Charge opened back the door and looked at me," By the way, Graze?"

"Yes sir?"

"You still have detention tomorrow from six in the morning to six in the evening."

Charge closed the door and exited to the room mouthing some words to RedCross.

" Cover your ears! QUICK!"

" WHY?!" RedCross asked.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! SILENT CHARGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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DETENTION!!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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"Well look at what we have here, my favorite students in the library." Mr. Charge said," Sadly I have nothing for you guys to do in this library for a whole twelve hours, so good luck!"

" SO WAIT YOU ARE JUST GOING TO LEAVE THE FOUR OF US HERE!! WITHOUT ANYTHING!! THAT'S TORTURE!!" SeaBreeze shouted.

" Wait four?"

" YEA, DARK, ICE, SHOT AND ME!!" SeaBreeze shouted.

" Where... is.... Graze?" Charge said sternly.

And just in the convenience of time a scroll appeared in front of Mr. Charge. He opened it and read:

Dear Mr. Charge,

I am so sorry I cannot attend your detention today as I have projectile diarrhea, please excuse me as I cannot move from this toilet bowl.

Your lovely and faithful student,

Razor Graze.

Charge began walking towards the door, when Ice announced," So wait, you are just going to leave us here?"

"I'll be back, if you guys move from this library... I will hunt you down and your flanks will be hung on my wall," Charge said as if he meant it.

*Gulp* All four of them were now scared to even look around the library.

" You know you just fucked Graze right?" Dark said.

" Yup." SeaBreeze said.

" You know he is going to break you in half right," Shot said.

".....I know...." SeaBreeze now came to realization.

" Just making sure." Shot said.

" Finally, I am back in my own private room. Feel's like ages that my door wasn't fixed," I said aloud while looking at my room," And now that it's private I can finally do what I wanted to..."

I trotted across to my closet, opened it and looked at a bunch of magazines," SSSSSSTTTT....ME GUSTA."

I looked at the stack, piled up high in marvel.

Ah Yes finally some "ME TIME".

*Knock Knock Knock*

OH FUCK WHY! CELESTIA CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME A MINUTE TO MYSELF!!

" Give me a second!" I shouted.

*BAM*

HOLY SHIT!! MR. CHARGE JUST RAMMED THROUGH MY DOOR!! MY PERFECTLY NOW FIXED DOOR!!!

" YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME!!??" Mr. Charge shouted.

He walked closer and closer to me, I quickly closed me closet and began to panic. I then looked all around my room when I saw a Celestia figurine.

I grabbed the tiny monument and preached," STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME EVIL SPIRIT!! MAY THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPEL YOU!! BEGONE DEMON!!"

No way in five lives that was going to work, but it was worth a try.

I looked at me and hit the small figurine from my hand," The Goddess can't help you now." He grabbed me and threw me out my window.

*THUD* THE BASTARD THREW ME OUT MY OWN WINDOW!! YOU DON'T THINK THAT WAS OVERDOING IT?!

" ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!!" I shouted at him.

"YOU HAVE WINGS GRAZE!! USE THEM!!" He shouted," NOW GET YOUR ASS TO THE LIBRARY NOW!!"

I slowly began my trot from outside the school and towards the library.

Now reaching upon the door, Mr. Charge said," Wait."

"What NOW?!"

*CRASH* He picked me up by my mane and threw my at the door!

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!! FIRST YOU RAM MY FUCKING DOOR DOWN!! SECOND YOU DON'T BURST IN FLAMES AT THE CELESTIA FIGURINE!! YOU THROW ME OUT MY BUCKING WINDOW!! AND THROUGH A DOOR!!" My rant went on and on.

" Don't miss my detention, ever, ever again." Charge said sternly," Now go meet the others."

I walked up to Shot, Ice, Dark and Breeze," Hey guys, what's up?"

"Oh you know, the usual," Dark said.

" Breeze did it." Ice said.

" WHAT!!" SeaBreeze shouted.

" Thanks...." *POW* One sweet punch to the gut from me to Graze.

" Ahhh ... fuck you man!"

" Time and place buddy." I replied," Soooo what do we have to do for twelve hours?"

" Nothing.... Abso-fucking-lutely nothing." Ice said.

" WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN BOREDOM HERE!!!" Shot said.

" Don't worry guys, we are going to make this detention the best ever!"

" DO YOU KNOW??!! WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID?" Dark making sure he heard correctly.

[ LET'S PUT THE TIMER ON FOR TWELVE HOURS!! FUCK THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A CHAPTER!]

" Wow, it really is boring without the guys here...." Ditzy said," I miss Graze."

" I know right, I wonder how Dark's detention is going?" Twilight asked.

" Don' worry sugarcube, ah'm sure Shot and the others are fine," AppleJack said.

" YEA I MEAN COME ON!! ICE AND THEM TOOK OUT THAT MEANIE ALICORN!! WOOHOO!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

" You girls are so lucky with your little crushes...." Luna said sadly.

" Now don't you worry, ya hear? We gonna find you a nice stallion," AppleJack reassured her as Luna gave a smile to that.

" Well... uhmm.. if we miss them so much....why don't we go in detention with them?" FlutterShy announced.

" THAT'S BRILLIANT!" Twilight remarked.

" Can't be too hard to get in trouble around here. I mean our coltfriend's do that all the time!" Ditzy said.

---------------Thirty minutes into boredom----------------

The library was practically empty because no pony ever visited during the weekend, so we could have talked as loud as we want.

" So, colts....If you were a mare for a day and I'm asking this because I was one.... what would you do?" I asked.

" WAIT YOU WERE A MARE FOR A DAY?!" Dark and Ice exclaimed.

"Uhuh, now give me your answers."

" Clop." They all said one after the other.

" Okay, cool, just making sure." I said.

" YO, MR. CHARGE!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!" I shouted.

" CLOP!" Mr. Charge shouted from across the room.

" OKAY COOL! JUST ASKING!" I responded.

The door soon opened and the same medic pony from yesterday entered, what was he doing here?

"Ahh RedCross, I'm glad to see you actually came, even though I'm a teacher looking after students, I'm sorta bored as well." Mr. Charge said, he didn't ever talk as a teacher, he just shouted as one but he decided that he would pass time by being part of our little discussion or activities from time to time and since he was going to be bored, today was going to be quite... different.

"YO WASSAP CROSS!!" Dark shouted from halfway across the room.

" NOTHING BRO!" Okay he was like Mr. Charge in the sense of speaking with students like one of us," I'm just gonna be here with Charge as he looks after you all!"

"Actually I have to go, Thanks for volunteering to look after the students." Wow, what a dick!

" YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?! YOU DICK!!" RedCross shouted.

"Ta-Ta" Mr.Charge said as he slammed the door.

Silence now filled the air and I needed to break it.

" Sooooo, Cross, mare for a day, what would you do."

He grunted at what just took place and answered," Ughh......Clop."

" So are you ready?" Twilight asked.

" Yup!" They ( AJ, FlutterShy, Pinkie Pie, Ditzy, Luna all answered)

" Okay, just shout anything foul and I'm sure we will get the detention....3....2....1....GO!"

" OHH FUCKKKK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWILIGHT!!" Ditzy shouted.

" HEY BITCH!! DON'T BACKTALK ME!!"

" NOW LISTEN HERE YUH FILLIE FOOLER!! AH HAVE HALF O' MAH MIND TO BEAT YA ASS RIGHT HERE AND HERE!!" AppleJack shouted.

" -inhales deeply and says random curse words in random order which no pony understood-" Pinkie Pie.

" ohh...uhmm... you big meanie..." FlutterShy said.

" Uhmm girls? The cafeteria is empty," Luna now pointed out.

" Great! Now I just cursed for no reason!" Twilight said.

------------------Two hours into boredom---------------------

" WHAT IS LOVE?" I shouted.

" BABY DON'T HURT ME!!" Dark shouted.

" DON'T HURT ME!!" Shot shouted.

" No more," Ice said.

"Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt me," SeaBreeze sang.

" No more!" Red Cross said.

We all tried singing the beat which didn't even sound that bad.

"WHAT IS LOVE!?" I sang.

" YEA-HEA!!" Dark shouted.

[ Here you guys go : The Epic Version

" Okay Plan Two!" Twilight exclaimed.

" Which is?" Luna said amused.

" We have a mare fight!" Twilight shouted.

" But... how do we start one?" AppleJack asked

" LIKE THIS!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

*WHAP*

She had slapped Ditzy,who now retaliated " YOU BITCH!! DITZY!!! PUNCH!!!!!!" Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense activated and ducked from the punch which had hit Twilight.

"WHAT THE BUCK!!" Twilight shouted now aiming for Ditzy.

" GIRLS!!" Luna called out in her Royal Canterlot Voice, she began to talk normally now," There is no one in the auditorium either."

" ....Buck...." Ditzy said.

--------------------Four hours into boredom-------------------

" C'mon Ice!! We want Ice Cream!!" I asked out.

" HOW THE BUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT?!" He shouted.

" It's in your blood." I answered.

"That's racist."

"Okay fine, it's in your soul."

"That's racist."

" ....It's in your eyes?"

" That's gay" Ice said.

" That's homophobic" I called out.

" That's being an ice pony."

" That's racist." I said using his own line against him.

".....Damn, fine I will try and make your damn ice cream."

*Squee*

[ That's gay]

[ That's being a conscience ]

< That's just being an asshole>

[...Fuck you...]

------------------- Five hours into boredom--------------------

" ......SO THEN HE SAID HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!" Dark shouted.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA" All of us laughed.

" Whew~ Someone tell another joke."

" Well one time I was dreaming I fucked a marshmallow," SeaBreeze said.

" Dude that's gross--"

" And then I woke up with Rarity."

" AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" We all laughed again.

" Yea let's do that! Let's tell each other our weirdest dream!" CrackShot shouted.

"Okay... well one time and I mean this was really weird, I dreamed that I was sleeping and the I woke up stopping that dream, but I was still in a dream and I woke up in real life," Cross said.

" Wow... a dream with a dream," Ice remarked.

" YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DREAMS--"

".....Well buck, I'm out of ideas." Twilight said.

" Yeah me too and my face is kinda sore," Ditzy said rubbing her cheek.

" Yeah... mine too." Twilight agreed.

" I wonder what the guys are doing?" Pinkie Pie asked.

-------------------Eight hours into boredom--------------------

" Okay guys, since we are in a library I have an idea, pick a random book and meet me back here!"

We all ran off into different sections in the library and returned with our books.

I ordered," Now turn to page forty five and the first sentence you read is your sexual life for this year."

They all flipped their pages.

I began," And then everyone died, the end." WOW MY SEXUAL LIFE WAS GOING TO SUCK!

Shot said now," AND THE CHIEF SAID OHHHHH HAAYY HAMALAA!!! ." WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

We all looked at Red Cross," Why!! WON'T YOU UNTIE ME FROM THESE ROPES!!!." No comment.

Dark looked at his book," hola te pedí una pizza con extra de pepperoni?" Okay well his own was going to suck.

[ Guys you are going to have to translate that one]

SeaBreeze began," We noticed in Section 1.4 that the limit of a function as x approaches a can often be found simply by calculating the value of the function at a."

Ice began reading his own," No matter how hard she scrubbed, the blood stains won't come out." He then looked at us with the strangest expression, his eyes wide open and in shock.

[HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY]

---------------------Nine hours into boredom------------------

"SHOT GIVE ME THAT TOILET PAPER!! I NEED TO GO!!" Ice shouted.

"NOO!! BOUNTY IS MINE!! I NEARLY LOST HIM AND HE HAS HALF A ROLL LEFT!!" Shot shouted.

" Shot, we are going to need that mother fucking toilet paper," I said.

" We can do this the hard way or the harder way," Dark said slowly.

" FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR BOWELS!!" Shot exclaimed.

" YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME!! WE NEED THAT PAPER!!" Cross said as we all urgently needed to go.

" YOU GUYS ARE IN A FUCKING LIBRARY!! THEIR A PAGES EVERYWHERE!!" Shot exclaimed.

" WE NEED THAT SOFTY GOODNESS!!" SeaBreeze now tackled him.

" I CAN'T BELIEVE WE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO TROUBLE EVEN IF WE TRIED!" Ditzy shouted.

" UNBELIEVABLE WE TRIED EVERYTHING!" Twilight exclaimed.

"This is useless," Luna said.

Ditzy then leaned on the wall wanting to relax from today's events.

*CLICK* ~RINNNNNNGGGGG~ A loud klaxon off went as Ditzy apparently leaned on a wall with the fire alarm.

"WAIT! WHAT?!" Ditzy shouted.

"WHO PULLED THE FIRE ALARM?!" Charge asked coming out of the staff room.

" WE DID!!" Ditzy shouted pointing to the five other mares.

" TO THE LIBRARY NOW!! DETENTION WITH THE OTHERS!! That bell is only used for emergencies!"

--------------------Eleven hours into boredom-------------------

" Well... YO MOMMA SO FAT, CELESTIA DOESN'T USE THE MOON FOR AN ECLIPSE! SHE USES YO MOMMA!!" Dark said.

" OOOHHHHHH SNAP SON!! HERE'S A TISSUE CAUSE YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!" I said to Ice.

" WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!!" Shot said.

" Aight aight, but yo momma so ugly, when yo grandmother gave birth to her.....THE DOCTOR BITCHSLAPPED HER AND ASKED " WHY YOU SHIT ON THE BED!" Ice dissed Dark.

" OH SNAP SON!! YOU SMELL SMOKE?! CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!" Cross said.

~RINNNNNNGGGGG~

" YES BLESS THE GODESSES!! WE ARE FREEE!!" I shouted rushing to the door with my friends.

The door opened before I reached it, Mr. Charge coming out with his wings spread out blocking my path to freedom," False alarm... Meet my new prisoners."

He folded his wings revealing Ditzy, Twilight, Luna, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack and FlutterShy.

" Hi guys!" Ditzy said as Mr. Charge leaving all of us alone," You won't believe what we went through to get into detention!"

" ....Ditzy.... it's a library... you could have just walked in...." I stated the obvious.

Ditzy and the other mares face hoofed.

'' Well we are here now and you guys only have an hour left! So we aren't leaving," Twilight said.

All the mares and colts went close to their usual counterpart and began talking all except Luna and RedCross.

" Hello, urhmm what's your name?" Luna asked the medical pony shyly.

" Ohh most apologies your highness, my name is RedCross," he said stating himself in a proper manner for royalty yet blushing through his white coat.

" Please, I maybe a princess but I am also a student here, just call me Luna."

" Sorry your higne-- I mean Luna, so what brings you here?"

" Well, I was locked away on the moon for one thousand years and I do need a lot of studies to catch up on, why not join a school?" She asked rhetorically," And you are too tall to be a student, am I correct?"

" Yup, I'm a medic pony!"

"Fascinating, please tell me more!" Luna was now interested in the medic in detention. WOW SO WE ACTUALLY DO FIND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE!

------------------ Eleven hours and Fifty five minutes into boredom---------------------

"--- and then my mom pointed to a cutie mark on my flank, I was so happy that day!"

" You came over your disability of flight! That's amazing!" Luna said to Cross as he blushed from that statement.

The two seemed to be talking as old friends now meeting up while everyone was still talking to their mare friends.

" Hey Graze, why don't you set the old lovey dovey mood for Luna!" Pinkie told me.

I looked at him who seemed to be enjoying himself with Luna," Should I really? They seem to be doing fine."

" C'mon Luna has been lonely for a thousand years, you will be helping her out."

" Alright but I don't have my guitar."

" Don't Worry!" Pinkie said pulling out a guitar from thin air.

" How do you do that?" Ice looked at Pinkie now concerned.

" Shhhh!!! Graze hurry up and play!"

I tuned the guitar, strumming it a bit getting a good feel of the music:

We're on an open bed truck on the highway

Rain is coming down and we're on the run.

Think I can feel the breath in your body.

We gotta keep on running til' we see the sun.

Everybody was seeming to enjoy the music by their marefriends.

Oh you gotta fire and it's burnin' in the rain.

Thought that it went out, but it's burnin' just the same.

And you don't look back, not for anything.

'Cause love someone, love them all the same.

If you LOVE someone, love them all the same.

We all took in the song as it played, Ditzy was closer to me as I looked at her while I sang.

Oh I feel your heartbeat.

And oh, you're comin' around, comin' around, comin' around

If you can love somebody, love them all the same.

You gotta love somebody, love them all the same.

I'm Singing, Oh, I'm Feeling Your Heartbeat.

Cross looked at Luna and smiled at her from that last verse.

I'm tryin' to put it all back together.

I've got a story and I'm tryin' to tell it right.

I've got the kerosene and the desire.

I'm trying to start a flame in the heart of the night

She moved closer and placed a wing around him, making the first move.

Oh you gotta fire and it's burnin' in the rain.

Thought that it went out, but it's burnin' just the same.

And you don't look back, not for anything.

'Cause you love someone, you love them all the same.

If you love someone, you love them all the same.

I looked around the room, at all my friends knowing that this song was right for the moment. Love them all the same.

Oh I feel your heartbeat.

And oh, you're comin' around, comin' around, comin' around

If you can love somebody, love them all the same.

You gotta love somebody, love them all the same.

I'm singing, Oh, I feel your heartbeat.

I know the memories rushing into mind.

I want to kiss your scars tonight.

I'm laying here,

'Cause you've gotta try, you've gotta let me in, let me in

Luna allowed Cross as he moved closer towards her. She had let him in.

Oh I feel your heartbeat.

And oh, you're comin' around, comin' around, comin' around

You love somebody, you gotta, you gotta love somebody

You gotta, I'm singing, oh, I feel your heartbeat,

All your heartbeat, yeah, I said,

All your heartbeat, yeah,

All your heartbeat

I looked around the room as I ended my song, Pinkie was with Ice, Dark was with Twilight, Shot was with AppleJack, Breeze was with FlutterShy, I was with Ditzy and now Luna was with Cross.

They ended their kissed at the end of the song as we all watched at the new happy couple.

" Well would ya look at the time it's six o' clock! C'mon guys lets go the cafe quick for some dinner!" I announced after ending my song.

The couples exited the door pair by pair, side by side, except for two," Hey Luna, Cross you guys coming?"

" Nah bro, you go on ahead, I think I wanna stay with Luna for a while more." Cross announced with his eyes still on Luna.

" Alright brony, see ya later!" I closed the door," Hey Ditzy, wanna go get some muffins?"

*SQUEE* " YES!! YOU KNOW IT!!" She jumped on me tackling me to the floor as she hugged me.

" Hahahaha okay okay! Let's go before all are done!"

"HEY GRAZE!!" Shot called out.

" Yeah?" I replied.

" AppleJack and I are going to PonyVille tomorrow to help out with AppleBuck season and I really REALLY REALLY NEED YOU AND THE OTHER GUYS HELP! IT NEEDS TO BE DONE IN ONE DAY!!"

" DUDE TOMORROW IS A SUNDAY!! MY SUNDAY!!"

Shot looked at me with the ever so " I want to fucking bitch slap" puppy dog pout face which only works because I can never slap it.

" ....ARGHH FINE!! BUT HOW DO WE GET THERE?!"

" By train."

".... Freaky shit happens on trains bro and we are going to return to school Monday right?!"

" OF COURSE! I PROMISE!!"

I looked at him," Pray to Celestia I don't murder you on that bucking train."

I really needed to pray more to Celestia, hoping that nothing bad would happen because I knew anything bad that could happen. WOULD HAPPEN!

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Friendship Survives

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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Five in the fucking morning we were up by the train station and I knew this how? CELESTIA'S DAMN SUN WASN'T EVEN IN THE SKY YET! EVEN SHE WAS SLEEPING!

All the ponies and I were at the train station ready for our departure to PonyVille. I know that I have never mentioned this before but there was a reason why it was called "Equestria High" and not "PonyVille High".... It was a twenty hour trip by train from Trottingham to PonyVille. Yup, that's right.

Anyways, everyone was there, the mane six except for Rarity who was busy on one of her many famous dresses and for Rainbow Dash who chose not to wake up early on a Sunday morning... she had the right idea. The Infamous (Vinyl, Ditzy, Myself, Lyra , Bon Bon and Octavia), my friends who survived countless adventures with me, the new couple Luna and RedCross as well as Mr. Charge.

He was there apparently because we needed some sort of guardian or teacher supervision but I allowed him as well as everyone else to come, I heard some of them even mention that they were from PonyVille and it would be a great thing if they saw their parents as well as to get this AppleBuck Season over with.

AppleJack had said something about her taking approximately two days by herself for half of the field and just a matter over an hour for her friends to help her out, especially a powerful unicorn as Twilight.

"TRAIN'S BOARDING IN TWENTY MINUTES!!" a train pony said.

" C'mon Graze! Let's go!" Ditzy said as she held onto me.

" Just now muffin, we still have twenty minutes," I replied with a smile.

" I really don't want to miss our only way to PonyVille," Octavia said.

" Ah don't worry!" Vinyl said she then looked at RedCross," HEY BRONY! I REALLY LIKE YOUR MANE!"

He looked at her and gave a little nod to say thanks as he realized both of their manes in style were kind of identical.

Lyra shrugged the comment off," Yeah as we were saying, Graze is kinda right we have twenty minutes left!"

" I can't wait to see Mom and Dad," Bon Bon said.

" I can't wait to see The Cakes!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

" Oh ye' we really havta visit Sugar Cube Corner, got some might nice treats ther' " AppleJack said.

While all the mares were talking all the coltss were just amazed how all of them were talking so much and not a peep come from us wanting to be dragged into the conversation as it went on and on.

"ALL ABOARD!!" The train pony said.

The mares continued their walking and talking while the guys walked inside, I was the last with Ditzy until my ears picked up on a certain conversation.

" You sure you will be able to ride with you now coming out of the hospital like that?"

He showed slight discomfort," Ah-ha yea don't worry someone needs to make ends meet."

" You know you don't have to right?"

" I'm fine! Now let's get rolling!"

I began to even worry more about trains at this moment.

" C'mon Graze! Let's go!" Ditzy said playfully.

" I really don't think we should..." I said wryly.

" Don't worry, everything is going to be okay!" She said as if she possibly saw the future knowing what would have been.

I looked up supposedly looking at Celestia as I said," Please, don't fuck this up...."

What a very nice short and subtle prayer.

---------------Seven hours aboard--------------------

We were all separated into different rooms being able to hold six each. Ditzy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl and Octavia were in one room. FlutterShy, Twilight, Pinkie Pie and AppleJack were in another while Luna and RedCross had a private room and Mr. Charge was by himself doing Celestia knows what.

Breeze, Shot, Dark, Ice and I were in a room laughing and talking after we had just eaten our lunch.

" Hey, how is PonyVille like anyways?" I asked.

" YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO PONYVILLE?" I heard a few voices ask.

" Born and raised in Manehattan," I said.

" Well it basically ain't as big and fancy as Manehattan but the folks there are the best!" Shot said.

" Well, it's the ponies who make the country now isn't it?" Ice said calmly.

*Whirr-Slam*

The sliding doors of our room opened and a kind voice, probably our hostess mare said," Enjoy your stay sir."

A fancy pony in a white, tight suit walked in with a newspapers and looked at all of us with a creepily weird smile," Buongiorno! (Hello in italian)" He said in fancy.

" Urhmm, sir this cabin is kinda filled," Dark lied.

" Huh? Ahhh si si!" He looked confused and yet answered. He took a seat between Shot and Breeze who were on the left side of the compartment while Ice, Dark and I were on the right.

" You understand a word he said?" I whispered to Ice.

"Nope!"

He squeezed himself between both of them and opened his newspapers in the most obnoxious way, spreading out each page as wildly as it could have gone.

[ Something ain't right with this dude.]

< Yeah, my gay-dar is going off!>

{ You're what?}

< My gay radar which detects strange ponies!>

{ You can't just judge ponies like that }

Everyponies vision had went dark as the train passed through a tunnel.

The light came back after a short ten seconds revealing a very....urhmm.... strange sight. THE STRANGE PONY'S HOOF WAS ON SHOT'S LEG! WHAT THE BUCK!

Dark poked me moving my attention to the uncomfortable sight.

Shot tried moving his leg where he was sitting down as we would in class. This pony's hoof just won't move! It was like some kinda fricking glue!

" PARDON!" Shot said.

" Ohh... ehh...es cusi!" ( Honestly that's what it sounded like.)

He removed his hoof and Shot and Breeze gave each other a look back and forth.... THEY BOTH JUMPED AT THE SAME TIME RUSHING TO MY SIDE!

A little fight and Breeze pushed Shot back to the stranger as he took a seat on our side.

Just silence....

Dark looked at me and pointed to the tunnel," Big tunnel."

" WHAT!!??" I shouted.

Breeze looked at Shot and simply waved a hoof good bye. I waved too just for the fun of it.

" HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?" I shouted.

" GET HIM THE FUCK OFF ME!" Shot said.

" HOLD ON A SEC BRO!" Breeze exclaimed.

* POW POW*

" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING COLT CUDDLER!" I shouted as I threw him out our compartment.

" AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES TOO!" Dark shouted as he threw his coat and newspapers out as well.

The weird pony walked down to another compartment and dusted himself off carrying his belongings with him," Buongiorno!"

" Wait, What?" A voice sounding like RedCross.

-----------------Eleven hours into the trip------------------

It was now four o' clock in the afternoon as we were now crossing a desert as we had passed Appleloosa a few hours back.

* Screeeeech*

The train was coming to a stop," Hey why are we stopping? PonyVille isn't for another nine hours!" Breeze remarked.

" Hold on a second bro, let's go find out." I said as I began walking the others followed.

Now outside of the train and in the blazing hot desert we met the mares and our other pony friends.

" What's happening?" I asked.

" Somepony's leg broke as he was moving the train with the others, he couldn't keep up as he had an injured leg, lost the momentum and tripped, breaking it again in the act," Twilight said.

" They can't move the entire train with only five of them!" I shouted as I knew something bad was going to happen.

" It's too heavy for only five and they were made for this job, you can't replace him because he is trained so don't even think about it," Octavia said she obviously knew me.

" So what now?" Ditzy asked," We can't move without this train."

" ....and also that pony needs help fast." RedCross said concerned.

" How far is Appleloosa?" I wondered.

" You won't make it by night" A train pony said,'' It's at least ten hours by hoof, three by train."

We were all seriously fucked in this desert and we couldn't even do anything.

" Let's go to Appleloosa and get help for this train pony, BraeBurn and BigMac are already in PonyVille," AppleJack said serious," They can do without us."

" ARE YOU MAD! WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN THIS PLACE!" Breeze shouted.

" It's the only thing we can do SeaBreeze," Charge said acting as our guardian," That pony needs help and we can't stay here and do nothing, you guys survived worse."

I looked at Ice, he wasn't looking so well," Hey, Ice buddy? You okay?"

He wobbled and fainted as the heat overwhelmed him," ICE !! ICE!! REDCROSS COME HERE QUICK!!"

He rushed to my aid," What is it?"

" ICE HAS FAINTED!!"

He kept calm and put his hoof over his head," He is an ice pony, we can't let him stay out in the heat too long, it's either we go to Appleloosa or ....worse"

I looked straight up and began to make orders," GUYS! LET'S MOVE! WE NEED TO GO!"

With my sense of urgency and now seeing Ice's fainted body we needed to make some serious time towards Appleloosa, everyone had understood the seriousness in my voice and nodded beginning to follow the train tracks to our destination.

As I made orders, RedCross stood over Ice and flapped his wings sending some kind of strange aura onto him, I looked at him quizzically," What are you doing? We need to move!"

" Hold on a second, I'm healing him but the heat will get worse so I have to do this to make sure he survives."

I nodded and understood, RedCross placed Ice on his back and we began marching to Appleloosa.

We walked for a while longer, it was now six o' clock and the sun began to set. We stopped dead in our tracks. I wanted to go on but Charge mentioned something about the wildlife here being extremely dangerous, we needed to stay together.

We managed to build a fire to ward off any sorts of predators that wanted to get a good meal off.

" Guys hold on a second," Luna said. Her horn was now aglow and she flew towards the sky where the sun had now set. The moon had risen as she escalated the sky. It was quite a task for her as she was panting when she had reached back to the surface with us.

She then painted the night sky with many of her famous stars," Even though I am a student, it is still my duty to raise the moon every night."

"You did a beautiful job of it," RedCross said as he supported her with his body and placed a wing around her. Everyone marvelled at this sight, except for two people, myself and Ice.

I looked over his body, worried and vex at myself. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME ON THIS TRAIN! JUST LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT, NO FUCKING FOOD OR WATER!

I obviously looked different on the outside but my friends read me like a book," Hey Graze... You Okay?" Shot said.

" Yes, now please go."

" Bro, I know you're not.."

" LOOK JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY!" I shouted attracting everyone's attention to the scene.

" Hey Graze! Don't shout at him like that!" Breeze and AppleJack said but in different accents.

" Yeah, they were only trying to help!" Lyra and Bon Bon said side by side.

Dark and Twilight stood quiet looking at me and worried.

" I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO ACT SO! ICE COULD DIE IF WE DON'T MAKE IT! AND WE ARE HERE WASTING OUR FUCKING TIME!"

I was now beginning to scare FlutterShy and Pinkie Pie.

" Look, whatever is on your mind, just tell us," Octavia said calmly.

" Yeah bro, we are here for you," Vinyl said back.

" Look, I need some time alone and if you won't give it too me, I will find some!" I was acting irrationally but I had my reasons, I was going to aplogize to them later but now, I just needed to get a few things off my chest.

I walked passed Cross," Look after Ice while I'm gone." And I just walked silently walking away from the group.

" Is he going to be okay?" Cross asked the group.

" Give him time... I will check up on him later." Charge said.

-----------------Thirty minutes later------------------

I was crying as I sat on a lone rock in the desert, I wanted to be alone. Showing the others this sign of weakness won't have helped.

" It's not a sign of weakness.... It's a sign of being too strong," a voice sounding like Charge as he walked to me acting very fatherly.... I missed my dad now.

" Stop reading my mind..." I said with a few tears and a small choke on my breath as sadness filled it.

" I don't need to read your mind to understand even though I can, the others can't and you need to give them your reason for acting so, I know already but I will help you out," Charge said.

" Why? Since you know...why?" I asked looking for an answer.

" I shall answer both, number one because I am your teacher and number two....life is unfair to even me.... the others are worried over you Graze... I think it's time you told them..."

He and I both walked in silence as I wiped my tears, I wasn't afraid to cry in front my teacher nor my friends, I was afraid of the reason and why it had to be so.

" Hey guys, look who I found!" Charge announced.

Shot was the first to get up and respond," I'm sorry Graze, I don't know what I did but I'm sorry."

I looked at him," It's my fault.... I'm sorry.... I'm a horrible person to have acted so."

" It's okay bro," was that Ice?! " We all have our times when we lose it."

ICE WAS FEELING BETTER!! " Wha- How? Are you feeling better?"

'' Of course, the desert's coolness brought me to my usual state, I'm feeling way better now!"

I began to cry and wipe a tear, Dark asked," Are you crying? Is everything okay?"

" Just tears of joy."

Charge announced," Hey, you know what? This seems like a perfect time to get to know each other better! Why don't we talk about how we got our cutie marks!"

All the mares were happy at this and Twilight began her speech around the fire that supplied us with warmth," Well one day I was at the Sun Summer Celebration--"

" -- And that's How Equestria Was Made!!" Pinkie ended with all of the Mane six..... four sharing their cutie mark stories.

" Well my father dragged me to this orchestra one day --" Octavia began.

"-- And that's how I got my cutie mark!" Ditzy Doo said. All of the mares had finished their speeches. Now it was the stallions turns.

Charge stood up, pulled off his usual cape showing a cutie mark with two crossed swords, we all wondered what it really was EVEN DARK DIDN'T KNOW!

He began his story," I was a young one when the great war between the pegasi and the griffins took place. My father and mother were both warriors, so I wanted to be one as well but all they wanted for me to have a peaceful life of intellectualism." JUST HOW OLD WAS HE?!

[ ALL THESE CUTIE MARK STORIES GOES TO THE OC'S I LIKED THEM, SO GIVE PROPS TO THEM AND THEIR STORIES!]

" But one day when I snuck onto the front lines, the Griffins mounted a massive attack and I saw this, my parents death. At this a darker and separate persona awakened in me and I went into a fit of rage like no other and two eteral swords of my Mother and Father were now in my hooves. I fought with a rage and passion never seen before or since. When it was finally done, the bulk of the griffin army had laid dead around me and the image of the crossed swords lay emblazoned on my flank." WOW...epic story.

He continued," But this was not what I wanted, my parents' only wish was to keep me safe from this type of carnage, so I banished myself to the (at that time significantly smaller) EverFree forrest. For some reason which I don't know why, I had stopped aging, it was also during my stay there that my other lighter and more joyful persona came about. When I was confident that no one would remember who I was, I emerged from the Forest and became a teacher so that I could guide the youth of Equestria down a path of knowledge like my parents wanted for me. To this day I am still ashamed of my cutie mark and that is why I hide it."

" But dad! you shouldn't be ashamed of it... you were only trying to get revenge on your parents!" Dark exclaimed. Wow the blood ran deep within this family with revenge.

" It's okay son, we aren't in a time of war now.... who wants to share their story next?"

CrackShot got up showing us his cutiemark, cross revolvers with a star, it meant great accuracy, without him and that teleportation spell during the fight with Shadow, we would have died," I was young at when I got my cutie mark and some bullies had these toy BB guns trying to attack my friend, I rushed into him, tackling him and levitated the toy gun with my magic, I shot a few rounds with great accuracy giving them warning shots as I protected my friend, they soon ran off before I got this baby right here on my flank!"

" That's mah colt!" AppleJack said proudly of him as she dragged him playfully and hugged him.

"Ahaha Thanks AppleJack!" He said as he hugged her back.

" Cool story bro," SeaBreeze said," But I think it's my turn, I was about five years old when I heard my friends had planned on a hoofball match, I wanted to play so badly so I asked my father if he wanted to play but alas he was kinda tired. But I didn't give up! I begged him with the puppydog pout. He then smiled at me and agreed. We went outside in the field and he wanted to throw me an easy ball, I denied it and told him "Give it your best shot dad!" so with that he threw the ball towards me, I ran quickly and caught the ball perfectly landing and running towards him.... nevertheless I tripped on a rock and fell unconscious for a few seconds.... When I woke up my dad pointed to this cutie mark! A HOOF BALL!"

" Way to go! That was amazing!" FlutterShy said as she supported her coltfriend in her loudest which was very quiet voice.

"It wasn't anything much... I did trip." He admitted.

" But still you caught the ball!" He blushed at this statement.

I was amazed at their stories so far and yet saddened.

Dark Lightning stood up and showed his cutie mark, a bolt of lightning piercing through darkness, pretty epic, he began his story a bit saddened at first but caught himself.

"As a foal,I was always feared by the other children. Everyone ran away from me when I tried to be their friends. That was until one day, I saw a filly crying,when I went to comfort them, they actually didn't run away,no, they actually embraced me. For once in my life, I had a so called friend. After that happened I found out that that person was suicidal. He wanted to end his life but I knew that I couldn't let that happen, I comforted them the best way I could, representing all the wonderous joys of life.

After my small talk with him he was alright and thanked me for hearing him out...for finding the great things in the darkness of situations, he left, but before he did he pointed at my flank and saidd," You've earned that",I saw what he was pointing at and was amazed to see my cutie mark It was so cool that I wanted to celebrate but the next day I learned something that shocked me.....The boy died.

Turns out he had some uncurable disease that not even the finest of Canterlot could heal.

My only friend....dead. After that I formed a structure around myself not trusting anypony, not wanting to feel that pain until I met you Graze," Dark looked at me and smiled and then looked at Twilight," And of course my marefriend!"

" I'm so sorry to hear about your friend Dark," Twilight comforted him.

"It's alright! He is in a better place and I have found newer friends who I can always count on, isn't that right Graze?"

I nodded in silence.

"Well I told you guys before but I'm just gonna say mine again." RedCross said.

"Oh I love this story," Luna said as she wrapped a wing around him.

He began explaining his Cutie Mark Story:

-------------------Flashback-----------------

Red was helping at the clinic his mother worked in, when an emergency call came in from a panicked parent. In a moment, Redcross was out of the door, neglecting to leave a note explaing either where he was going or what the problem was. He spread his wings and, forgot in the heat of the moment what had weighed him down all of the years, the ability of Flight. Faster than he had every flown before, in fact than a good many Ponies COULD fly. Red Reached his destination in minutes flat, discovering his patient was a young colt.

The foal had a Fractured Leg twisted Unnaturally and bent in the wrong direction. He looked at the leg in shock and dismay. He soon overcame what he had seen , Redcross swiftly and efficiently splinted the Child's leg and, reworking a nearby cloud into a stretcher. Flying back to the hospital in a remarkably short amount of time, he arrived when his mad dash caught up to him and he fell unconscious, the stunned staff swiftly got to work on the foal.

Redcross himself woke up an hour later, on a hospital bed, His mother sitting beside him. Upon noticing his awakening, her Look of worry gave way to one of relief, before swiftly morphing into one of anger

"You IDIOT! What were you DOING? You flew out of here at breakneck speeds, you tell no-one where you're going, and you crash back in here! Interrupting EVERYONE! Carrying an Injured foal as well! You’re lucky no major surgeries were going on, or the death of somepony might've been on YOUR HOOVES!"

His mother's rant abated and she panted for breath slightly, as every head in the Clinic was turned to hers. Her expression turned into a strange mixture of Pride and relief "but still, I'm glad you got over your fear of flying, at the very least….. and the little Foal you brought in? He’s doing fine, you did a good job, Cross." She turned away and proceeded back to her station .

"Oh, and Cross? You have something on your flank" As she walked away, Red looked at his new cutiemark in shock. The bright Red Cross on his flank seemed to smile up at him.

-------------------End of Flashback-----------------

We all were amazed at how he got over his fear and how he saved a life, without him and that ever happening....Ice could have been.... FORGET ABOUT THAT! HE IS HERE AND THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS!!

Ice now stood up and began," It was a day like any other in my house, mom was cooking dinner and dad had just gotten home from work.

--------------------FlashBack-------------------

“Hi honey!! I’m home” his dad said as he opened the door and walked in to kiss her “I thought you worked the nightshift!” She said shocked as she continued cooking.

“Are you kicking me out?” he said with a joke.

"No, just curious” she giggled

“Well, if you must know, I got a promotion” he said with a grin as she dropped her spatula and turned around “Yes! I’m finally the manager of the el-“ he instinctively whipped his head to the little boy who was running down the stairs to meet his dad.

“DAD!” the boy exclaimed as he ran to his father’s embrace “And how’s my little po- damn boy, you are cold!” the father said.

“What are you talking about? WOW!” She exclaimed as she reached over the counter to touch the boys forehead.

“We're going to have to call you Ice from now on” his dad joked.

“This is no laughing matter! We need to get him to the doctor!” she exclaimed cleaning up the kitchen equipment

“NO, I hate the doctor. He stabbed me with his needles last time I went there” the boy said

“No,!you’re going, end of story” she said with a little frustration In her voice.

“NO, NO, NO” the colt said throwing a tantrum.

“Odd,did it get colder in here or is it jus-“ his dad had stopped speaking as he wasn't even moving.

“DADDY!!” the boy was met by the frozen statue of his father slowly cracking into pieces, his mom had met the same fate… running out of the door he alone wandered the streets, the last and only memory of his parents was his dad saying “We're going to have to call you Ice from now on”… the pain didn’t let him remember anything else, and he didn’t want to…

Ice could only whimper and morn over death that happened years ago, he had felt loneliness and sadness before, but not like this… he had killed the only people that ever actually made him happy…

----------------End of FlashBack---------------

I looked at him, breathing in and slowly breathing out," That's why you don't like people coming close to you?"

He nodded. I looked at him and acted on instinct, I bro hugged him showing that he had nothing to fear, that no one else needed to.

He looked at me shaken at this moment, he too was crying.

Pinkie ran towards him crying as she hugged her coltfriend comforting him.

I let the couple be and everyone watched them as they were not meant to be disturbed until they said so.

After a full minute of crying, they wiped their tears.

After the moment was gone, Dark said," Hey Graze it's your turn! Actually in fact, I've never seen your cutie mark, you always wear that outfit."

" Actually I forgot how it looks!" " I never saw it!" " Show us!" " I can't remember" " uhmm...if it's okay with you" " I BET IT'S SOMETHING SUPER DUPERY!" " well what ya waiting on sugarcube?"

Those were some of the many collected comments I heard.

I gave out a heavy sigh," You guys remember the first day I came to this school, I told you that my cutie mark allows me to see the good and bad in people?"

[ You sure you want to do this]



{ I need to}

"Yes!" Most of them answered.

I took of my cape and showed them the cutie mark, the two separate cutie marks, the one with the angel wing and the one with the dark wing.

They all looked at it again amazed at how I had two.

" I lied to all of you, I'm sorry but I wasn't privileged as all of you.... to have a special talent.... I have none whatsoever..... I never had the joy of finding out who I was or what I wanted to become.... I don't have a cutie mark, I didn't earn it.... I was born with it..... I never had a choice to know who I wanted to become and with this I don't even know who I am." I was holding back a few tears reliving some memories. I needed to explain everything but how can someone who is lost guide others?

" Please Graze... tell us more.... why did you have to lie?" Ditzy said.

" I only lied because I don't want to relive what happened....."

Everyone looked at me in shock, Dark asked concerned," ....Please... go on.."

" Fine..... I guess it all started when I was now born...."

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Kill and Joy : Secrets Revealed

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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" You don't have to if you don't want to," Dark said as he saw me try to get a hold of myself.

" No... no.... it's fine, I need to let this go." I said as I sobbed.

" It's gonna be alright," Ditzy said comforting me.

" I.... I guess It started when I was born.... but before you know this, my mother was Grace Melody a beautiful singer who had taught me to do so, a fully white coated pegasus with a red and white mane. My father's name was Tribal Pyro, an ice coated pegasus with a black and red mane ..."

" This isn't my cutie mark story, since I don't have one but yet something close to it...."

------------FlashBack------------

My mother had now given birth to me, my first day into this world.

" Honey, he is beautiful.....What shall we call him?" Tribal said as he looked at a new foal wrapped in a blanket held within in my mother's hooves.

" Graze... Do you like it?" She asked still panting from labor.

" Of course honey, now it's time for me to pick the other name.... Razor," Tribal said.

" Razor Graze.... has a nice ring to it..." Grace said.

" Wait? Is that a cutie mark?" Pyro asked shocked of course, no new born foal is able to get a mark that fast.

" ALREADY?!" She looked at each side of my flank," WAIT HE HAS TWO! QUICKLY CALL THE DOCTOR! IT MIGHT BE CUTIE POX!!" She grew scared at the fact or rather yet the realization of a new born diagnosed with such a disease.

" Honey, calm down, it's not cutie pox..."

" Then what is it?! No pony has two marks and better yet! What does it mean?!"

" That's for our Graze to find out, he has a life ahead of him, I can tell...."

And my father was right, a different life, something no pony should ever experience.

Four years had passed and like every other foal, I learned how to walk, how to talk all because of my parents who wanted to watch me grow.

" MAKE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS GRAZE!! I LOVE YOU!!" My mother said as she dropped me off to school.

It was time for me to go to my first day of school school and like my parents, everyone was shocked at my cutie mark(s).

" WOW! LOOK! TWO CUTIE MARKS!" " TWO?!!" " HOW DID YOU GET THEM?" were some of the positive comments I received.

" Hmph! He is just a freak! What kind of pony has two cutie marks? More like the cutie pox!" and there it was, everything good always had a different side.

" CUTIE POX?!!" And with that, every pony else treated me like a freak, as if I was contagious, I was unwanted and lonely.

I sat my first day in school, my first break, my subject, my first lunch alone and the rest of the day the same. Yet what made it worse wasn't the sheer loneliness, it was the whispers I heard. I pretended like I didn't hear, I didn't want to hear, it only made things worse.

"...what a freak..." " .... who wants to be friends with that?" "... I hope he doesn't touch me..."

I only ignored. Every. Single. Comment.

< Don't Worry, I'm not like them, I want to be your friend!> WAIT? WHAT WAS THAT? I shrugged it off.

After my first day, I awaited my father to pick me up from school. It would usually take him a long time, he still had to work but this only gave time for more loneliness ...... And trouble.

" HEY FREAK!!" a foal shouted at me with two others by his side.

I ignored this comment.

"HEY! ANSWER ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

I stayed quiet as he pushed me to the floor. I never wanted this not any of this..... Why was I being treated so.

I picked myself up and dusted myself off not wanting any of this trouble.

[ C'mon this guy is a mean foal, let's deal with him] Another voice said in my head.... Was I going Crazy?!

" Can IT even talk?" one of his friends said.

" HEY!! ANSWER ME FREAK!!" The leader exclaimed.

" HEY YOU THREE LEAVE MY SON ALONE!" A voice boomed from the skies, a black and red flame trail coming from my dad.

He landed on the school's ground and stared at the foals in their eyes, he didn't care if they were young, they had done wrong.

" Now! What is the big idea?! I heard everything! Why did you call my son a freak?!" He was furious that some pony tried to harm me. I wanted to be like him... strong...but not feared as these three colts were.

The three ran off as far as they could as my father picked me up and checked for any cuts," You're all fine son, don't worry.....daddy's here...."

He placed me on his back as we flew home, I only wanted to see one pony now....Mom.

Pyro had opened the door and my mom awaited for us to arrive. I ran straight towards her.

" How was your first day Graze?"

All I did was hug her and cried.

"Graze! What's wrong?" She asked.

"... Mommy! The other kids.... th-they didn't want to be my friend...all be-because of my cutie mark! Th-they c-called me a freak!" I placed my hooves around her neck and cried on her.

She never had this problem, she didn't know how to deal with it but all she could have done was be a mother and support me," C'mon Graze, let's make you feel better." She hugged me and placed me on her back as she carried me to the kitchen.

She grabbed a paper towel with her hoof and began to wipe my tears," Feeling better?"

I shook my head," They are still going to hate me!"

" They don't understand how special you are.... and one thing for sure is that, we, your parents.... We would always love and be proud of you."

" That's right and we will always protect you." Pyro said. I gave a smile to my parents and hugged both of them.

" Now go up and get freshened up, dinner will be ready in ten minutes."

" Yay!!"

I ran up to the bathroom and began to clean myself before dinner which I enjoyed around my family as we joked around and made laughter and happiness around the table. Something I didn't receive whole day.

It was now time for bed and my parents stood by my bedside as they tucked me in," Mom, Dad.... No one talked to me but I heard voices in my head... they told me to fight back those mean foals."

" That is your conscience dear, they give you a sense of right and wrong." Grace had said to me as she pulled a blanket over me.

" So...I'm not crazy?" I said in my foalish squeakier voice.

" Ahahahah no son, it means you have the ability to know good from bad, like all of us... those foals chose badly," Pyro said.

" Now it's time for a certain foal to get ready for bed," Grace said," somepony has school tomorrow!"

" Do I have to?"

" Yes," my father said," Have a good night son, I will see you in the morning. Love you."

My mother stayed back and cleared her throat. She was going to show her talent, singing. She would end every night singing the song, "Hush Now Quiet Now"

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to lay your sleepy head

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to go to bed.

Drifting off to sleep

Exciting day behind you

Drifting off to sleep

Let the joy of dreamland find you

Hush now, quiet now

Lay your sleepy head

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to go to bed

Drifting off to sleep

Exciting day behind you

Drifting off to sleep

Let the joy of dreamland find you

The lullaby soon did it's trick and I was off to sleep.

It was now the next day of school and I was in class again, alone.

< Hey! Don't worry it's me! Well you!> A little even more miniature version of me appeared on my shoulder.

{ You're the conscience thingy mommy was talking about!}

< Yup! But I'm more than a conscience, I'm you! The part of you that just wants to have fun and make friends!>

{ I can't make any! No pony likes me here!}

< Well I can be your friend >

{ REALLY?!!}

< Uh-huh, my name is Joy!>

------------End of FlashBack for now------------

" And that entire day, I spent talking to my new friend but as we all know consciences are something you control."

" So.... how do we know you aren't ... crazy?" Ice asked.

< Here, let me handle this!>

Joy only being seen by me as he was my conscience, went to Ice whose conscience was sitting there on his shoulder focused to the story. Joy picked him up and spun the conscience playing with him as Joy only wanted to prove he was right.

" ......I don't know what happened but I suddenly believe you," Ice said confused.

" That's correct, my consciences are different, they are me but yet they have a will of their own, I just communicate with them who can communicate with your consciences... Understand?"

" Sorta.... so let me get this straight, they are you but, we can't see them, but they can communicate with our consciences?"

"Yup! and also I can see yours, I can tell you what you are like if you don't believe me."

" Okay, yer on, go ahead SugarCube, do me and Pinkie."

I took a deep breath and said it one shot," You are a pony who is stubborn and you sometimes show it but believe you don't need help, also you are very honest but when you put your mind to something you over do it just like AppleBuck Season last year, where you believed you didn't want any help." I took another deep breath and began again.

" Pinkie Pie, basically her own is Pinkamena which is a straight maned, slight less pink, Pinkie Pie who is more serious and can't even show a smile sometimes, her other one is strangely white and purple poof maned and actually represents Pinkie most of the time, throwing parties and happy."

" Am I correct?"

" Uh-huh... how did ya...wha-?" AppleJack said.

"Ahahaha YUP!" Pinkie said happily.

" May I continue then?" I asked.

Everyone nodded amazed at what was just shown.

------------FlashBack------------

More school days passed turning into years, four to be precise and it was less lonely with Joy around, he kept my mind busy as I ignored everypony else who thought of me as a lesser. My parents had also showed me the same love and affection they always had, everyday and I couldn't be more blessed than that. My father taught me how to play the guitar as my mother sang, it was how we spent our family time together and I won't have exchanged it for anything in the world.

As time and time went on, my mother grew sick and I grew worried, no one knew what was happening to her. It only worsened as seconds flew by. I never saw Grace so weak and exerted of energy, she was always filled with life, singing, happy. You could even feel her emit happiness just by being around her.

I sat by the hospital bed as my mother took her hoof and held mine. Her time was coming.

" Graze, I want you to do something for me..." She said very weakly.

" Anything mom! What is it?"

" I want you to be a strong stallion, for me and yourself, you're a special colt and always will be, don't let anypony tell you different..."

" I don't even know what I'm supposed to be!" It was wrong of me to exclaim but I was right. Who was I? What was my talent?

" Promise me!" I nodded," Don't you worry about your cutie marks, you will find out soon one day but right now be strong, a strong stallion! Stronger than any time you have been before."

Tears were coming out of my eyes, I knew what was going to come.

" I have always been proud of you, every single thing you've done, every piece of art you drew, every song you sang, even how you played the guitar.... but your biggest achievement so far and it still shows in this time now, was being my son. You are who you are and don't let anyone tell you different. "

I let out every single tear I had for my mother, I couldn't keep the promise now but I was going to later on. It was only understood that I broke down in front of my family.

I remember Pyro saying to me once," Do not cry in front of friends nor your enemies it is a sign of weakness, only cry in front of your family, we are here to support and comfort you. To understand you. " That was why I left the others to camp while I sat alone in the desert to cry only a few moments ago.

I looked at my mom and my dad who were now both shedding tears, she looked even weaker as she said these last few words," ....I.... Love......." she placed her last breath on that one word," ....You."

I cried for what it felt like eternity, no more singing, no more happiness, no more mommy.

The trip home from the hospital was extremely quiet filled with sobs and tears. Why was life so cruel and unfair to me?

I had only felt three things: Loneliness, Sadness and Love.

And the last one was taken away.....

Nevertheless I had to go to school the next day, Pyro had to plan the funeral and I was not old enough to be left alone.

I sat in my lonely seat, a few tears here and there.

< Don't Worry, Everything is going to get better before it gets worse>

{.......}

*RIIINNGGGG*

The school bell had rung and now it was time for recess. I sat on the bench, only wanting to be alone for the first time in my life.

" HEY FREAKK!!!" The bully leader called out.

Oh great, when I wanted to be alone, this happens.

" HEY ARE YOU CRYING?!!" one said.

" SO HE CAN FEEL EMOTION?!" and another.

" Oh Oh... Does someone need their mommy?" The leader teased. My mother had just passed and this happens! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MOCKERY!

I looked up at him with intense anger, tears flowing from my eyes.

[ Good. Stand up for yourself now.] Another voice in my head said.

" SHUT UP!! YOU CALL ME THE FREAK I WANT TO BE ALONE!! ALL YOU DO IS RIDICULE ME AS IF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT!! I AM A PONY TOO!!" I shouted.

" So, it can talk." One of them said.

" OF COURSE I CAN TALK! I IGNORE YOU FOOLS EVERYDAY! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM NOT IT! I AM A PONY!" I then pushed the leader down as the whole school began to look at me.

" OH NO YOU DON'T!" The leader shouted as he got back up.

*RIIINNGGGG*

" We will deal with you.. after school."

I looked at him with disgust as the trio followed their worthless leader.

[ Nice to meet ya, call me Kill]

< HELLO KILL!!>

{ And you are?}

[ I am the other you! The one who will help you stand up for yourself.... all you needed was a little push, literally, for me to come out]

{ So, now I have two friends?}

[Ahahaha Yeah]

I walked inside with my two new "friends" and entered the classroom. The trio of bullies gave me a shot of anger while the other students looked at me in fear.

[ Don't Worry it's easier to be feared and better ]

{ I don't want to be feared, I just want friends.... I want to feel loved again.}

I paid attention in class (sorta) as my two new consciences began to talk with me. I began to hear voices yet no pony other than the teacher was talking.

" Look at him... he is just there silent planning to kill us." " Please don't attack me." " And I thought I didn't even like him before!"

Were some of the voices I heard.

[ You hear that? It's the consciences of these people, friends are good and all but why be friends with ponies who didn't even like you for being different?]

< No, don't listen to Kill, they just misunderstand you.... Do one good thing and I'm sure you can get on at least one's good side>

I acknowledged both of their decisions and silently planned out what I was going to do as the class time passed by.

*RIIINNGGGG*

The school bell had rung signifying the end of school. I sat in my seat still and patient as I waited for everyone who were "scared" of me to pass.

I received some unpleasant expressions from the trio who nudged me as they passed by. I ignored it and waited for them to leave.

I waited exactly five minutes before I got up and went outside.

Most of the students were gone as their parents arrived early to pick them up, all for except five foals, the trio of bullies who were troubling a young filly and myself.

My father had told me," Always treat a filly with respect and never ever hit one!"

I followed my father's advice and stood up," HEY! STOP TROUBLING THAT FILLY!" I ran up and tackled the leader.

The filly looked at me for a few seconds, not scared but with admiration that I stood up for her.

" Go away quickly," I told her as she nodded and ran off.

" Ooo look it's momma's boy and looks like he has a crush."

One single tear came out from my eye as I remembered my mother and her last words.

" Did I touch a nerve?"

[ Be strong.]

{ What?}

[ Do as your mother said, be strong!]

{ How? Why?}

[ Because if you don't these guys will keep on pushing you around! Stand up for yourself! I can help you but only if you let me!]

I was suddenly hoofed in my cheek by the leader bully.

< C'MON GRAZE! BE STRONG! THESE AREN'T GOOD FOALS! THEY MADE THE WRONG CHOICE!>

With both of my consciences finally agreeing on each other, I accepted Kill's help.

*POW*

I received another punch as I fell to the floor.

[ Okay... Let's try that again.. My way]

One of the other foals rushed into me as I tried getting up.

I tensed my hoof and punched him in the face sending him flying into the dirt.

< One down!>

The other rushed into me with another punch. I....No Kill grabbed him and threw him into the grass by a tree. Just What was this power?

< Two Down!>

I slowly walked towards the leader colt, I gave a flap of my wings releasing a small black ember. My trot turned into a gallop as I tackled him with a headbutt sending him into the ground. While there I went on him and beat hoofed him once in his nose.

< THREE!>

All of the bullies were on the ground, whimpering in pain. What have I done?

[ You didn't let your promise down and better yet you stood up for yourself]

" RAZOR! WHAT DID YOU DO!?" My father boomed from the sky as he landed," WE ARE GOING HOME NOW!"

The trip was too silent as he flew me on his back to him.

We had arrived into the house and he closed the door gently.

I was the first to break the silence between us, " I'm sorry dad..."

".....How did the fight start?" He asked slowly.

" H-he talked about mom and then they were troubling this little filly!"

" ....They aren't real colts like you and I son.... you did the right thing by standing up for that filly and better yet for yourself."

" So you aren't mad?"

He hugged me and said," No Razor....I'm proud of you and I think mom is too." I felt a tear come down his coat as he mentioned mom.

" You think so? How does she know?"

" Your Mom, she won't ever stop looking after you, she loves you too much and so do I, don't you dare ever forget that. She looks after you and you won't even know.... that's your mother and even in death somehow she will protect you."

I smiled knowing somewhere Mommy was still with me. I began to cry as I remembered her but not as much. She was watching me and I didn't want to break her promise. I had to be strong!

" Now c'mon, let's get those marks cleaned up and get you some dinner."

I rushed upstairs as my father called me," And Graze?"

"Yes Dad?"

" Always stand up for what you believe in and don't let anyone prove you wrong for your beliefs. Fight for those who can't, don't be feared... be respected."

I nodded accepting another promise.

That night after we ate dinner, my father tucked me in bed as mom usually would have. I really did miss her but knowing she was still going to look after me, I felt a bit happier with that.

[ You did Good Graze, I'm Proud of you too.]

< Me too>

{ Thanks guys.}

[ We are going to have to look after you from now on]

< For each other.... as friends>

------------End of FlashBack------------

" I still do miss her up to this day.... Grace... My mother," I wiped another tear from eye," but yeah that is my story."

I looked at the others some (mostly mares) were crying.

Ditzy looked at me, tears in her eyes as she hugged me after hearing my story.

"It's okay Ditzy, everything is better and I'm sorry for lying.... It was wrong of me." I said as I hugged her brushing her mane.

She then broke the hug and looked at me silently," But why did you have to lie...."

" I was afraid... afraid of being alone again, just like back then..." I said.

" You will never be alone, you will always have me." Ditzy said," just don't mess with my mind." She joked.

"And me." " Me too!" " Me three!" "As well as me." "Same here" Were some of the comments I heard.

I let one tear of joy slipped pass me as I watched my friends.

" Who wants to hear a song?" I requested.

" ME!!" They all shouted.

" Pinkie? Guitar please." I just requested the guitar knowing she would have one.

She handed me the guitar as I began to tune and play a few notes. I strummed the guitar and began my song

" This one is for you mom, for all the times you were here and won't be here, I love you."

Can I have this dance with you one more time. Before I start down the road of my brand new life.

There's no way to thank you, for all that you have done. No matter how old I get I will always be your son. Riding trikes and my dirt bikes, and crashing in the sand. I probably scared you half to death, "Hey mom look no hands".You were my best friend, you were my number one fan. Every time that I got hurt, you were there to hold my hand.

I may not call you as much as I should. I may not say I love you as much as I could. But you've got to know this one thing is true. The person I've become and all I am I owe it all to you. I owe it all to you. All to you.

When I left home I was wild I was free. I made every mistake you could make but you still believed in me. Looking back I was a brat when I thought I knew it all. But every time that I fell short you were there to catch my fall. You taught me how to give and how to be a man. There was love in all you did and now I understand. When you're far away from me just play this song out loud. And when you think of me well I hope I made you proud.

I may not call you as much as I should. I may not say I love you as much as I could. But you've got to know this one thing is true. The person I've become and all I am. My life my wife my family and my friends, I owe it all to you. I owe it all to you. Hey mom I love you.

The song ended, everyone was crying, I swore I saw a tear from Mr. Charge.

"That was beautiful," Ditzy said.

" Thank you, it was for her..." I looked up at the sky, I just knew she was still watching me. After all these years, I still knew it.

I laid on the sand on all four hooves with Ditzy and placed a wing around her. I wasn't about to go to sleep, I needed to stay up for tomorrow we were heading off to Appleloosa.

Only about a four hour trip left. We would make it..... I am sure of it.

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Four vs One

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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"Hey Cross? What are you doing?" I said as we had all woken up at five to catch up on lost time.

Cross was flapping his wings sending out some "Pegasus Magic" "I'm going to overdose Ice on some healing magic, he is going to need it but it shouldn't last more than eight hours unless he exerts himself."

"Oh okay! Cool! How ya feeling buddy?" I looked at Ice who was standing still accepting the healing wind.

" I've been worse."

"Think you can make it? I mean with the sun and all," I said only concerned of my friend.

" We will see when it comes."

Not much of a talker he was but nevertheless he was still one of my friends and I was glad that he was better.

" Graze?"

"Yeah?"

" Thanks for looking out for me.... I heard how you behaved when I fainted.... just thanks." He then lent out his hoof.

I slammed my hoof into his with a silent nod and walked off to Vinyl and Octavia.

"...I'm sorry I behaved the way I did and also thanks for being calm and understanding when I did."

" Not a problem Graze!" Vinyl said with a smile.

" I was only looking out for you, it's what friends do."

I looked at both of them then reached in the middle and hugged them both.

" Ahahaha Okay Graze, save your love for Ditzy," Vinyl chuckled.

I then walked back to the entire group and announced," ARE WE ALL READY TO GO HOME?!!"

"YEAH!!" They all shouted.

Dark looked at Ice and gave him a friendly nudge," You sure you can handle it? Or you gonna faint like last time?"

" Oh-ha-ha I will reach there first before you," Ice said smugly.

" Oh really? Well, looks like it's a race, just don't faint and cry for help," Dark said with a tease.

" S.M.D Bro.... S.M.D," Ice said.

[ S.M.D MEANS SUCK MY DICK FOR VIEWERS WHO DON'T KNOW!]

" Nah I choke on small things," Dark then laughed at what he had said.

" Ohhhh this is going to be a long trip," Ditzy said.

" Eeeyup," I simply agreed as I walked by her side.

-------------------------Back at the hospital----------------------------

Shadow had now awoken still feeling the pain from the battle and still mostly able to move with a few broken bones. He then got up and began making his way out of the hospital.

"How is he able to move? Wasn't he dosed on heavy tranquilizers?" A doctor said.

" He has at least broken bones, all over his body!"

" HEY! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE YET!" A nurse mare said.

He just walked ignoring the mare, only with a slight limp with one thing on his mind," I'm coming for you Graze."

With a flew weak flaps of his wings, he ascended into the skies and teleported.

----------------------Two hours of walking ----------------------------

" Ughhh!! How much longer?" SeaBreeze whined.

" Bro! I swear if you ask that again I will call ShadowBlade for you!" I joked.

" Stop guys..." Mr. Charge said as he held out a hoof and his wings to prevent us from moving.

*ZZTTTT-PING* A dark light appeared in the middle of no where (Which exactly where we were) and soon disappeared. A large figure came out of the light and walked on the desert surface.

IT WAS SHADOWBLADE! BUT WHAT WAS HE DOING HERE?!

I got a few unappreciative glances from Dark, Shot and Ice. SeaBreeze was just amazed by the convenience of what I had just said.

" Holy --" Lyra said amazed.

" Shit!" Bon Bon finished her sentence amazed as much as her marefriend.

" I WANT TO FINISH OUR FIGHT GRAZE!" He shouted at me.

I examined his body, he wasn't fully rested and his balance seemed to be a bit off but he had those eyes that wanted to kill. No matter how badly I wanted to end it, we still had to get Ice out of here," You are in no condition to fight and neither do I want to."

He looked at me," If you don't, I will kill every single pony here starting with the mares."

I shot him a disgusted glance," I don't understand you, not one bit. You lost the damn fight, you look like you can't even win a race and you expect to fight me?"

" YOU DID NOT WIN THAT FIGHT! NO PONY DID!"

He was correct but I still did not want to finish this... not now but the only way to get passed this was to fight," Alright, I agree....."

" WAIT WHAT!?" All of my friends had said knowing what he was.

At that signal he rushed at me with blinding speed as I stood still and said one final statement," But--" He stopped dead in his tracks with his hoof only an inch from my face," Tell me, why is there a need for this?"

He blinked his eyes in a second of confusion and began," Hmph, I guess I can tell you since it won't matter afterwards..."

----------------------FLASHBACK------------------------

My family and I lived inside the EverFree forest, we were an enormous family and it was my birthday. I wasn't always this colour, it just changed after one day... One faithful day.

My name was Light when I was and I had a pure white coat and golden stripes. It was my birthday as I had said and my entire family was there that day. It was the last happiest moment of my life.

Soon after all the cake and festives, my mother had told me to go into my room and as we were about to open presents. They wanted to surprise me, so I sat there in my closet, waiting and waiting....What was taking them so long?

I began to worry about my parents and with worried me more was a piercing scream throughout the entire building. To my shock and dismay, I saw my Uncle's corpse fly into my room as it was flung knocking me over. My coat was tainted with his blood as my mind was mentally scarred from what had now happened.

I heard my mother scream," SAVE THE KIDS!! MAKE SURE THAT THEY AREN'T KILAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE *GURGLE*EEE.... "

At this point I bolted out my room and to my horror I saw my whole family dead, some were beaten, cut, abused but all had the same faith.

One of the four attackers that were in the room had seen and rushed me. I was in a state of pure hatred, violence, rage and blood lust. I had only noticed as the change inside me had affected my appearance, my coat went from a pure bright white to a death black, and the gold stripes changed to a blood red. My eyes went from a deep caring blue to a bloodlust red.

My mane then changed just like his body, to black and red but now it looked metallic and had an edge to it that seemed evil. Two demonic horns sprouted on either side of my head. Even my voice changed, from the normal happy high voice of a young colt, to the enraged voice of a mass murderer.

My horn then light up, and nothing happened for a few seconds. The four assassins then began to laugh, "OH now what?! You’re just going to try and poof us away hmm. * CRAAACK*

The loud audible crack was heard followed by another and another, cracks began to form in the estates marble floor. Within ten seconds, the estate had been turned into rubble and was now flying at intense speeds around the assassins in a whirlwind of shrapnel and black lightning.

"YOU KILLED MY FAMILY AND NOW I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!"

Then a mark appeared on my flank, my cutie mark. It was one of a sword going through a pony’s skull and blood dripping off of the sword. Then the shrapnel started to come into contact with the assassins. One by one there bodies were shredded apart, with earsplitting screams of pain and agony.

[ READ THE UNCENSORED VERSION AT Shadow's page! ]

----------------------END OF FLASHBACK------------------------

A few ponies were horrified at how his life had been, at how he had to experience such an event at such a young age.

I on the other hand didn't feel a thing, it's just how I was, what he had done was still wrong," So, you think fighting me will bring your family back?" I questioned him with a very calm voice.

"WHAT?! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT THEM!" Shadow shouted.

" If you are looking for my sorry, there will be none, only pity. Pity is for those who are weak, I pity none of my friends, they are here standing strong because of their lives....You, you are just here living in the past. You are a lost soul and ignorant, if you believe you can win here...I have no time for ignorance," I began to walk away," C'mon guys lets go."

No matter how harsh I sounded, it was who I was and he was himself, you can't just change that.

" DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME!! IF YOU DO I WILL MURDER EVERYPONY HERE!!" He tried to make me lose my train of thought with death sentences.

I stopped and turned to look at him as the others continued to walk,"..... You know I would never allow that, not even in my millionth life. Just get lost and don't bother me again."

Shadow unwrapped his wings as wide as they can, showing a bit of strain he released a huge flap sending out a shot of concentrated wave of air.

I opened mine out protecting for the ones I cared about, the weak blast of air gave me a slight cut on my wings but nothing much, just frivolous.

I walked forward only to be held back," GRAZE!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!" said Ditzy.

"....Not alone," Ice had said with Pinkie by his side just in case he had another heat stroke. He was powering through and I was happy he had made the effort but I couldn't allow him to get hurt. None of them.

" Graze, you don't have to," Twilight said with Dark.

" YEAH! HE IS JUST A BIG MEANIE!" Pinkie replied.

" Ah don't think this is the right idea but give him a good buck from me," AppleJack said as Shot looked at me, he knew what I was going to do.

" Uhmm.. Graze I don't think you should do this...but...uhm...good luck," Fluttershy said with SeaBreeze close by her side.

" You don't need to do this... we can just go...he cannot harm us," Luna had commented with RedCross near her.

" I'm sorry but he wants a fair match and a deal is a deal, just look at him." I replied to all of them, he was having a hard time standing up but his will of blood lust had driven him to this point, it could last him a few more seconds.

" Guys, just protect the mares, from anything..... and I mean anything!" They all nodded," Give me ten seconds."

" HA! ALL OF YOUR CORPSES WILL LITTER THIS DESERT!" He mocked me.

".....Fuck You."

With my ready signal he dashed at me with still amazing speeds. HOW WAS HE ABLE TO DO ALL OF THIS?!

I tried to move out of the way but he was too fast as he had caught my mane, dragging my body as he hovered over the surface of the earth. He then flung my body as a ragdoll far passed the clouds.

He charged for a few seconds and then leaped off the ground aiming his horn at me. I released my wings catching a drift and stopping my constant spinning from the pelt.

From my high altitude I rushed him as well, pray Celestia for a miracle."Please Celestia! Help me!" I picked up on my acceleration and dashed down the sky towards Shadow. The white cone of air resistance began to form around me, Shadow stopped in mid flight and looked at what was happening.

He paused looking at my friends and flew towards them at his immense speed.

"NOOOOO!!!!" I couldn't let this happen, I didn't see it until a few moments ago but the same black flames outlined my wings and tainted the sound barrier black. I flapped my wings putting all my strength and faith in them.

Shadow was aiming for someone specific.....Ditzy.

*BOOM*

I had broken the sound and my NecroFlare Boom engulfed the sky with it's black flames, clearing each and every cloud in the sky. Not only was the sky engulfed but my wings as well represented a black phoenix's own as it had previous days.

" HEY! YOU ARE FIGHTING ME NOT THEM!" I had lost control all of my senses that he dared tried to attack them.

I had reached him only a few metres away from my group of friends, grabbed him and flew him into the sky.

I looked at him, my thoughts were being controlled by Kill as I was blinded with hatred towards this pony....no this monster who dared attack my friends, I choked him with both hooves as he showed a bit of restraint," LOOK HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE! FOLLOWING THE SAME FUCKING PATH AS THOSE ASSASSINS! DO YOU HAVE ANY MORALS OR RESPECT FOR YOUR FAMILY?!"

He was about to grunt a few words through his breaths, I choked him some more," NO! DON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!" At this time I was still flying with mac-4 speeds towards the tip top of the altitude.

"NOW! I AM GOING TO BREAK EVERY FRICKING BONE IN YOUR BODY! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYMORE HARM!" Somewhere deep in my mind, I knew he was going to survive this next move. Something a bit more..... deadlier.

I made a sharp U-Turn in the clear Stratosphere where I was only seen as a small dot at my friends. I choked his body as he showed signs trying to grasp for a breath. I dove towards the surface of the earth as it came even closer and closer. The sound barrier broke twice more as me wings grew even larger and larger covered within the black flames. I was now going at mac-12 speeds and maintaining control. The surface rapidly approached my view and I placed Shadow's body as a pony shield to protect me from the ground.

Impact was going to take place in ten seconds, I just hope my friends were smart enough to figure out what was going to happen.

" WHAT IS HE DOING! HE JUST BROKE THE BARRIER THREE TIMES!" Twilight exclaimed.

" HE CAN'T CONTROL THE SPEEDS! IF HE DOES AND HE MAKES IMPACT WE ARE DEAD!" Shot said.

"WHAT?!" Dark shouted.

" IF HE MAKES THE IMPACT, THE SHEER FORCE OF HIS SPEEDS CAN WIPE OUT EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA! " Twilight shouted.

"WE NEED TO FIND SHELTER FAST!" Breeze exclaimed.

"WHAT IS HE THINKING!!" Lyra shouted.

" ....He isn't thinking....he won't ever put any of us in harms way!" Ditzy said.

Everypony was in mass confusion in chaos, as they saw a black trail of flames move closer towards the ground. Everypony except Ice.

" EVERYPONY GET BACK!!" He shouted as he rushed to the front and slammed his hooves into the ground.

Massive rows and columns of Ice pillars rose from the floor, thick and fully concentrated with Ice's power it was opaque and nothing could have been seen through it.

*KA-BOOOOM* A massive black mushroom shape cloud emerged from the impact with rings forming around its stem.

The Ice pillars with their combined strength stood their defense against the heat had soon succumbed to the thermal energy melting one by one.

" YES ICE!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!" I looked as the ice pillars rose and stood tall with one another.

I focused all my energy into this hopefully last move using Shadow's body as a shield as we were now about to make " extremely soft" contact with the desert.

*KA-BOOOOM*

A massive black mushroom cloud formed from the impact with many rings which were once the NecroFlare Boom's widened by the stem of the cloud, dust and smoke had filled the atmosphere blinding my vision.

The dust which pitched in the air had now settled as I looked upon the body of ShadowBlade as he tried to limp towards my friends.

"DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK THEM! YOU ARE FIGHTING ME! ONLY ME!" I wasstill in Killjoy state on top of Shadow as he tried to aim for Ditzy one last time.

My wings still had the black flare in them as I picked him up and THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!!

I looked at him and punched him in the face scorching him," YOU THINK THEY WANT THIS FOR YOU!! LOOK AT YOURSELF ALL YOU THINK IS OF REVENGE!! FOR FUCKING WHAT??!! IT'S NOT GOING TO BRING THEM BACK!"

He, the tyrant himself began to whimper in fear, he was in no condition to fight from the last move and even before he still had a few broken bones.

"ANSWER ME!! THINK OF YOUR FAMILY!! THEY WOULD NEVER WANT THIS FOR YOU!! YOU TOLD ME THEY LIVED HAPPILY!! AND LOOK AT HOW FUCKING PATHETIC YOU ARE!!" I punched him repeatedly when he didn't answer, scorching his face more.

"......." All I heard was a small whimper as I placed fear into him.

*POW POW*

" YOU ARE LOWER, LOWER THAN THOSE ATTACKERS!!" I was even more furious than the fight before now that he had told me his story.

*POW*

" YOUR PARENTS GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR YOU!! ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID!!?"

" WELL ANSWER ME!! OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I WILL MAKE YOU REJOIN YOUR FAMILY!! RIGHT FUCKING HERE AND NOW!!"

" GRAZE!! WE ARE PONIES!! WE DO NOT KILL!" Twilight shouted.

" HE IS NO PONY! JUST LOOK AT HIM! NO PONY KILLS LIKE HE HAD TO!"

He began to even shake in fear as I rose my hoof in black flames.

And suddenly a brown aura engulfed my hoof. I wasn't myself anymore at that moment, I had lost control of myself in the heat of the moment.

" GRAZE! STOP OR WE WILL HAVE TO!" Shot said.

" YOU ACTUALLY WANT HIM! TO LIVE?! ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!"

" You aren't the Graze we know.... we are going to get you back even if we have to force it..." Dark said," I will not let you go down this path."

" None of us will," Breeze said.

" IT'S EITHER YOU ARE WITH ME OR AGAINST ME!!"

" THIS IS NOT OUR GRAZE! NOT THE GRAZE WHO HAD PROMISED TO HIS MOM!! WHO HAD PROMISED TO HIS DAD!!" Dark shouted.

" WHAT EVER HAPPENED ABOUT NOT BEING FEARED! BUT BE RESPECTED!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!" Shot said.

I looked at ShadowBlade who was now scared for his life as he was held by my free hoof, shivering in the thoughts of what I was going to do" HE DESERVES IT!! I AM ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT YOU!! HE WANTED TO KILL YOU!!"

" AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO DIFFERENT FROM HIM THEN?!" Breeze shouted.

"........" I didn't answer only ignored.

" He isn't going to reason with you that easily," Charge said," I'm sorry but all you need to restrain him and fill him with memories of better days."

I looked at the four of them in battle stance, I knew what was going to happen," SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE!! WELL FINE! COME AT ME!"

I flung Shadow's body like a ragdoll at them as it was caught in a purple magical aura, Twilight's. Something was different about him.... his coat had looked a bit lighter.

*POW*

I was too busy looking at Shadow when I took a hoof to the face by SeaBreeze. I retaliated by holding him by his mane in my teeth and flung him towards Dark.

Shot then looked at me as he focused a spell, my body was beginning to feel heavier and heavier. Soon I was dropped to my knees against my own will.

There was an intense strain on my legs and wings as I tried to get up but I remembered it too well. Gravity was acting against me.

I flailed in rage and flapped my wings releasing black flames.

"ICE COOL HIM DOWN!!" Shot ordered.

Ice stomped his hooves commanding ice blocks to surround me only leaving a space big enough for my head to fit allowing me to breathe as he restrained me.

The black flames were extinguished by the ever so frigid ice which melted turning into water . I felt a bit more calm from this but it still was not enough to tame me.

*POW*

I felt more tired from Breeze's punch as the effects of last battle was now catching up to me. I began to pant in my puddle of water. I was now coming back to my senses.

*POW*

I was now on all four knees in the water as I tried to breathe from that punch. I had no more energy left and the gravity that I had once fought against was now winning forcing my body to the floor.

I looked up to see four figures around me, not expressions of victory from a winning battle but expressions of sorrow that their win was over a friend.

" Thank...you..." I said in my lower breath....I could have finally rested.

My eyes caught a glimpse of my friends rushing towards me, I heard Ditzy shout," GRAZE!!"

I felt my body being picked up and rushed off to somewhere. The fight had now caught up to me, all the energy I used, all the ponies I had fought......Everything, I needed to rest and so I did.

My eyes slowly opened recognizing the room infront of me. I felt a slight weight on my chest as I laid in bed. I was back in Ditzy's room.

She felt the slight body movement and woke up immediately," Graze...." was all she could have said as she hugged me tears from her eyes.

" Ditzy....I'm sorry." Was all I could have said.

" It doesn't matter....yo-you're back to your normal self...I forgive you and so did the others.... you were only standing up for us but you overdid it," she chuckled at the last part," You always overdo it."

I hugged and kissed her cheek," I can't overdo this now can I?"

She laughed as we fooled around in the bed," I missed you...so much....finally we can just stay in school and be together."

" Ahahaha you know I can't remember when my last class was....probably before I met Shadow."

" That reminds me! I want someone you need to meet and also Ice and Dark are kinda getting a bit competitive."

" Ice doesn't seem like the type to be competitive but who is this someone?"

" Light."

" Who?"

"ShadowBlade.....he says he wants to meet you when you had woken up." Ditzy said.

" I think he can wait a little hour when I'm with my mare." I laughed and hugged her again spending a quiet moment with each other. Something that we rarely get.

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A Friendly Competition

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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I left Ditzy's apartment to meet Shadow.....urhmm...Light at the cafeteria but when I opened the door I saw this white and bright yellow striped pegasus, he looked somewhat familiar," .....SHADOW!!??"

"Ahahaha I prefer Light," he motioned me to follow him," Come let's talk a bit."

I followed him as we walked through the corridors of the school, he looked happier as every but why?

" I'm sorry Graze, for everything...." his smile turned into a mellow frown.

" It's okay bro, I'm sorry as well, I never meant any of those things I said, it was just the heat of the moment," I apologized.

" No, but you were right.... I handled the situation wrong... my family won't have wanted this for me," Light had said," But! I've changed!"

" I can see that and I know that your parents are happy of this decision." I said to the towering alicorn.

" How do you know?"

" Parents never stop looking after their children, even after death." I smiled as we now walked into the cafeteria.

He smiled and looked at me," How about some breakfast?"

I nodded as we entered the somewhat empty cafeteria.... it was never full on a school morning.

I scoped the room and only saw three figures, Dark and Ice competing with each other with food and a wood coloured pegasus mare with a mane and tail both with different tones of green, a normal green and light holding a mug of coffee.

I ignored the wood coated mare and walked towards the two competitors," What the fuck are you guys doing?"

[YUP BACK TO HIS REGULAR SELF!]

" *NOM* DARK AND I ARE COMPETING TO SEE *NOM* WHO IS BETTER!" Ice said his face in his bowl.

" How long is this going to last?" I asked watching as they ate.

" *NOM* UNTIL WE KNOW *NOM* WHO IS BETTER!" Dark said with food coming out of his mouth.

" Ugh~ How disgusting," said the wood coated mare.

The two looked at her like this ಠ_ಠ heads from the bowl pausing their competition.

Dark opened his mouth full of food but before he spoke any words, the wooden mare had said," The cafeteria is my domain, I can see and hear everything you say."

" How?'' Light questioned curiously.

" The plants, they tell me everything! and you two are just disgusting with your eating habits"

" HEY! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL! WE ARE JUST HAVING A LITTLE FRIENDLY COMPETITION!" Dark said.

" Oh yea and plants are your specialty......for cooking," Ice said with a snicker.

The wooden mare looked at them both with anger in her eyes, she stomped on the floor as vines entangled them sustaining their weight mid air, she looked at both and said," Now listen here, I can shove cacti far up both your asses that you won't even be able to talk."

" ICE DO SOMETHING!!" Dark said as the vines held him in mid-air.

" I CAN'T! I NEED TO TOUCH THE GROUND!! YOU DO SOMETHING!! FLAP YOUR WINGS AND DO SOME SHIT!!" Ice shouted.

"ARE YOU AN ASS! WOOD DOESN'T CONDUCT ELECTRICITY!! GRAZE BURN THAT MOFO!!" Dark shouted.

I ignored both their comments and walked to the mare.

"Wow! Wow! Miss...." I said.

" Vinetion," she said.

" I am sorry for my friends behavior but obviously they don't know when to stop this silly competition which has been going on for too long" I reasoned with her.

" Mhmmm and?"

" Well, they literally don't have any respect and they are just in the heat of battle, can you just let them off easy?" I was trying to talk my way out of this, I still followed what my father had said, to never hit girls.

She looked at both of them pleading for mercy," Hmph, okay fine! But if I catch you two harming anyone of my plants or bothering me.....Cactus."

The vines receded back into the ground as both of my friends fell as nothing held them up anymore.

" Whew* I'm really sorry about them! My name is Graze," I offered a hoof out to her and looked back at my two friends," Now you guys say you're sorry."

" WHA- BUT I-" They both said.

" SAY YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY!" I shouted.

" Sorry! Sorry! We will take our competition else where!" Ice said afraid of the mare.

Yeah, mare dominancy kicks ass fellas.

They both rushed out of the cafeteria finishing their bowls of cereal, I had a small "HA! BEAT YA!" as they both exited the room.

I looked back at the mare," Sorry about them! Now let me properly introduce myself, I am Razor Graze."

" And I'm LightBlade pleasure to meet ya," Light said making friends with the mare.

" Vinetion Lutin, sorry about just now, I don't like anyone messing with my coffee."

" It's cool, I get very short tempered with them... So you can control plants?" I asked.

" Oh yes, I can grow them and even control, any type, anywhere!" She said with a smile proud of herself.

" Can you tell us more?"

" Sure--"

---------------------FlashBack----------------------

Vinetion lutin, daughter of the father Earthen Tocatta, a singer known for a voice so deep it sounded like the earth was shifting beneath the audience and her mother, Gaia lily, an renowned medicine women said to be able to simply "compel" plant through her compassion to aid her. As an only child Vinetion or "Vin" as most ponies called her was set upon many a various task by her parent as she would be the only one to carry on their legacies.

As such she ended up being sheltered most of her life never having the chance to grow up in the company of others she would hole up her emotions into the farthest reaches of her psyche forcing into an impassive stoicstate that would be known as her stance against the world for years to come.

Eventually it came to be on here 13 year and still no CM being the oldest anyone in the village has known a pony to go without one she decides to escape from her life into the woods to live out her life as an exile. Due to her mother's knowledge on plants and outdoors she came to thank it for without it she surely would have starved out there. The songs of her fathers kept sanity and at peace as she contemplated her next decision and so was he life like for the next three months. As she was coming onto her fourth month of travel came upon a massive tree that would've dwarfed some of the building in even manehatten in a barren grove in naught but dusty rock.As she approached it she felt a presence, to her that felt slow but strong, old but wise.

Simply being in she found herself at peace, and begun to hum a soft of serious tune from her foalhood. as she hummed slowly but surely several flowers bloomed around her. Oblivious to what was going on around her she closed her eyes and increaed in volume and even started singing a little. As she did so the presence started to warm around her as though to aprove of her actions and so she continued to vent her feeling into her song. Eventually after what felt like hours and many many tears she finally decided to leave but to stop at the sight of beauty. The dusty barren grove she had entered had transformed into a beautiful grove of flowers with shades that encompassed the entire rainbow. she marvelled at the sight for a few minutes until the presence came back urged her to go home. When she eventually made it home her parents were distraught over her disappearance and immediately started blaming themselves for her runaway attempt. they would have gone on about this for hour if her father didnt notice something of importance, which was the Cutie Mark they're daughter had acquired. It was the symbol of a master druid an intricate design of the tree of life with golden apple being the fruit of knowledge hanging from the branches.

--------------End of FlashBack----------------

" Wow" Light and I said.

" Yup! Pretty hardcore I learnt how to survive and control plants." She said smiling.

*RRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG*

" Shit! What class do we have now bro?" I looked at Light.

" Physics, and you Vin?"

" Oh I have physics too! Urhmm Graze?....are you going to be alright?" She looked at me and asked Light.

" WE HAVE MR. CHARGE!! FIRST THING IN THE MORNING??!! C'MON WE CAN'T BE LATE FOR HIS CLASS!" I panicked and rushed down the halls as both followed.

" Why don't you like Mr. Charge? He is one of the nicest teachers ever!"

[ What planet does this bitch live on?!]



I looked down the hall as I saw Ice and Dark by his door, Dark exclaimed," HA! I WIN!" and both entered the class.

We reached the hallways as Mr. Charge was a few metres away," CAN'T BE LATE!! CAN'T BE LATE!!"

I opened the door," Good day Mr.Graze, you're just on time, now take your seat and turn to page one thousand five hundred and sixty four, read until one thousand five hundred and sixty nine, take notes and there will be a test afterwards."

"You're fucking me right?"

" No that's called being a pedophile, both Ice and Dark both already begun, I don't know what has gotten over them today but they want to pass my test, and so should you."

He then picked up a book half his size and slammed it onto the table,"....Or else."

I walked to my seat beside Vin and Light who both began their reading as I ranted with Mr. Charge.

------------------While Reading-------------------

I opened the massive text book, with ant sized words and no pictures.



" DONE!" Ice shouted.

*WHAP* The book slapped contact with Ice as softly as it could have.....which was liking being kicked in the nuts.

"SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS!" *WHAP* " I WAS SO CLOSE!" *WHAP* " FUCK YOU ICE!" *WHAP*

" OH SWEET CELESTIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Vin shouted only being distracted by the two competitors.

I looked at Mr. Charge with a deep confused yet angered stare and whined...no I complained," HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE NOT GET THROWN WITH A BOOK!" *WHAP*

" THAT'S SEXIST!" *WHAP*

I sat in my seat looking defeated as I continued my reading.... extremely silently.

------------------During the Test------------------

"Once you have completed this test you are allowed to leave.....BEGIN!"

All the pages flipped automatically knowing Charge was serious shit, no cheating, no talking and no eating.

You know what, I'm going to fucking kill those two by the end of this day.

A few minutes passed," FINISHED!" Ice and Dark said rushing out of the classroom placing the test papers on Charge's desk.

"Well...you know fuck..." I said to myself quietly......*WHAP!*

" NO TALKING!!"

Vin snickered at me as well as Breeze and Shot *WHAP! WHAP!*

......Where was the third book? Both Breeze and Shot were seeing stars as they heavy books hit their heads.

I finally finished my test, walked up to Charge and mouthed the words," Go Fuck Yourself....with a cactus."

He just smiled and held up a cactus pointing right at me, he mouthed," No you can do it yourself."

I walked out of the classroom shocked and walked down the halls passing the restroom.

"DONE! HA!" I heard shouting from inside.

"NOT FAIR BRO!"

I opened the door to the washroom, seeing a sad, sad sight," WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TOO LONG! AND IT IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS!"

"So, what do you expect us to do?"

I smiled at both of them," I expect you to--"

" FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!" A crowd of ponies shouted.

" I NEVER SAID FOR YOU GUYS TO FIGHT!! I SAID TO JUST STOP!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PONIES!!" I shouted.

Ice stomped on the ground with a small frozen icicle appeared. He then bucked it sending it straight towards.

"I can fly dude you can't hit me you know!" shouted Dark to Ice

"Heh my time to shine." thought Ice he slammed down all four hoofs at the same time and began to head straight towards Dark with a trail of ice behind him.

"What the BUCK?!" he was cut off as Ice delivered a swift hit to his gut causing him to fall but he recovered quickly and flew straight up smashing through the ice and hitting the frigid pony with an uppercut causing him to fall to the ground.

" Ten bits on Ice," said Vin.

" Twenty on Dark!" Shouted Shot and Breeze.

" Thirty on Ice!" Cross shouted.

"...Fifty bits on Dark!!" shouted Mr. Charge.

Ice got up on four hooves but was knocked backwards when Dark headbutted him full force.He got back up and the pounded one hoof on the ground causing an ice pillar to come out of the ground and cause Dark to smash into it full force.

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt," said Charge.

"AREN'T YOU LIKE A TEACHER?! SHOULDN'T YOU STOP THEM?!" I said.

" If they do stop, they will continue their bullshit whole day...unless you have a better idea," said Charge.

"GOOOO!!! ICEE!!!" Pinkie shouted cheering her coltfriend on.

" GO DARK!! GO!!" Twilight shouted.

"Actually I do, Vin! C'mere for a second," I told Vinetion.

" Yo! what's up? I'm winning a bet!" she said.

" I need you to stop this, use your plants or something!"

" But...my bits!"

" SCREW THOSE BITS! I KNOW YOU WANT REVENGE ON THEM AND I HAVE AN IDEA!''

The two began to trade blows hitting each other with their hoofs boxing style.

[They look like they both just took on Shadowblade alone]

" CREATE THE BIGGEST PLANT YOU CAN AND STOP BOTH OF THEM! JUST DON'T KILL THEM!"

Vinetion focused all her energy and slammed both hooves onto the floor. A massive sprout formed as vines and other plant life merged into it, having the head of a venus fly trap and teeth with vines.

" Meet....ROSEBUD!!"

The creature looked at the two fighting ponies and grabbed both of them with it's vines," FUCK GRAZE!!! DO SOMETHING PLEASE!!"

" STOP THE FIGHTING!! OR ROSEBUD WILL FUCK YOU UP!! YA FUCKING HEAR ME?!" I shouted.

" NO!! NOT UNTIL ICE GIVES IN!!" Dark shouted.

" FUCK YOU BRO!!!" The once quiet Ice said.

"Vin...lower them down." The two were then lowered at my height upside down," Now listen to me you fucking retards, this fight has been going on for too long, if we are going to do this... we are going to do it my way."

They both looked at each other quizzically," Which is?"

I smiled at both of them.

" GUNS?!!'' We were all at a forested shootout range," DO YOU WANT US TO FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER?!!"

"These are air high pressured bullets, you shoot one pony five times, they are out of the game, they may sting like fuck through your armor" I said sternly," but I paid enough bits for this and we are going to do this. Only way you two retards are going to learn."

" SO WHY DID YOU INVOLVE ALL THE GUYS!!! VINETION!! AND RAINBOW DASH!!" Ice shouted.

" Because number one they are the only mares who agreed, number two we are going to do this tactically, you need brains to pick a team with traits. So which one of you is smarter?" I looked at both of them loading my air pellets round into my rifle.

"Back in my days we used swords..." Charge said missing a chance with his cutie mark.

Shot picked up two dual wield pistols with his magic," Ooooh I like this game."

" Now pick your teams," I said to Ice and Dark," By the way, I only take headshots," I said as I placed the sniper on my back.

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Hunt or Hunted

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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Dark and Ice looked at the ponies before them : Me, Breeze, Shot, Cross, Charge, Light, Vinetion and Rainbow Dash as we were all in a room with screens showing the view of surveillance cameras in the forested war zone.

" Hmmmm.... I pick, Breeze, Vinetion, Rainbow Dash and Graze," said Ice.

" Well that leaves me with Mr. Charge, Light, Cross and Shot," Dark said," HA! I'm going to win! I have a medic, a war veteran and a pony who had experience with guns."

" Fuck you bro! I have the fastest team! and also Vinetion since we are in a forest!" Ice said. They both were kinda correct but I had a better surprise in store.

" Okay! OKAY! Everyone just go pick your guns! I already have my Barret .50 sniper and magnum, just hurry up so you we can get this over with!"

Everyone rushed off to pick their non-lethal weapons of choice.

Cross picked up a M60 Light Machine Gun...... Just what the fuck was he planning to do with that!

Dark and Ice both picked up a M 16 carbine rifle," HEY! I SAW IT FIRST! JUST LET GO!" Dark said.

" I GOT IT FIRST! FUCK YOU!" Ice shouted.

" THERE ARE TWO OF THOSE GUNS! JUST SOMEPONY PICK ANOTHER FUCKING GUN!" I shouted as Ice grabbed the gun away sticking out a tongue at Dark showing that he had won.

Dark gave out a few mumbles to himself as he had to do sooo much extra work just to pick up one gun.

Vinetion and Rainbow Dash each picked up a quadrupled barrel shotgun," Nice choice, I suppose we are on the same team!" Vine said.

I didn't even know they fricking made those.

" Heh- Yeah! Let's kick some flank! The other team can't shoot what they can't aim at," Rainbow Dash said smiling at Vine.

" Wanna work together since we are on the same team?" Vine offered.

" Buck yeah!" Rainbow agreed.

I then looked at Light who picked up a F2000 assault rifle.... Damn these ponies knew there guns.

I then watched SeaBreeze who picked up a UMP-45 sub-machine gun while Mr. Charge was having a hard time picking out guns. Two unicorn ponies, both green and brown, the color of camouflage were the owners of the shootout zone now entered through the door.

" Okay! These two are Sally and Mustang, they own this joint and will teleport you back here if you get shot five times, Understood?"

They all nodded," All right let me lay a few ground rules, NO CONTROLLING PLANTS!" I looked at Vine," NO ICE AND NO LIGHTNING!" I looked at the two competitors," NO...well healing magic won't really do anything here," I looked at Cross with a wry look," One headshot is equivalent to three shots," I held my rifle and smiled," and also you can't escape this place, "anti-teleport the fuck out of here zone" so you guys are trapped til the game is done!"

They all nodded," Good! Sally ! Mustang! Do watcha gotta do....WAIT!" I stopped them as their magic engulfed their horns.

"Guys before you start.... this is the sound of my gun, just to know who you're fucking with." I pointed the gun up in the air.

*CLICK* *BOOOM!!!* A thunderous roar came from the gun, deafening everypony in the room.

"AHHH FUCK!!" I heard some of them say with their eyes closed, hooves covering their ears.

I motioned my arms for the two magic ponies to continue with the spell.

* ZZTT-PING!*

All ponies who were with their guns were now gone.... except for two, me and Mr. Charge.

" You ready to teach them a lesson sir?" I said as I smiled evilly.

Mr. Charge picked up a minigun....kind of ironic, it wasn't that mini more like massive as he even had the strength to hold the gun almost his size," Oh Buck Yeah!"

" Divide and Conquer?" I asked.

" Hunt them down like wild animals." He said as he smiled.

" Sally, Mustang? Would you kindly?"

They smiled, nodded and teleported both of us out of the room.

" This is going to be interesting," Mustang said.

" Ahaha yup!" His sister Sally chimed.

----------------Ice's location------------------

*ZZZTT PING*

Ice's team had now appeared in the middle of a forest while Mr. Charge was teleported far into the clouds especially for pegasus ponies, Ice said," Okay guys! Let's kick some flank! Right Graz-- Graze?"

" Where is Graze?!" Breeze shouted.

" I don't know, the plants don't sense him!" Vine said as she was missing a team member.

A shadow passed above them, Rainbow Dash was the first to notice," Graze?!"

"Nope!" Mr. Charge then swooped down from a tree flying as aimed at the ground, the ponies weren't his targets...not yet.

* GAT GAT GAT GAT*

He shot the bullets causing the team to panic, Breeze ran to the East, while Vinetion and Rainbow Dash escaped to the North as Ice ran to the West all trying to run away from the berserk Mr. Charge.

"GUYS! DON'T WORRY! WE WILL MEET UP LATER!" Ice, their team leader said," JUST TRY AND STAY ALIVE!"

" NO SHIT SHERCLOP!" Breeze said as he ran off with his UMP-45 around his neck.

" Don't Worry Ice, we will meet you back!" Vine said running off with Rainbow Dash with their shot guns in their mouths.

Mr. Silent Charge laughed, calmed himself down and reached his hoof by his ear," How ya doing Graze?"

" I'm fine *BOOM BOOM* the other team has now been dispersed! It's time to fucking hunt!" I said through Mr. Charge's ear piece.

" Alright! Just report when you get someone!"

" Will do. Stay FROSTY! Killjoy out."

-----------------My POV-----------------

" Hmmph, I swear I saw Shot run this way, A-ha!" I recognized Shot as he was shaking his guns in fear, alone...in the forest again. I quickly dove in a bush and aimed down my scope aiming for his head.

*Rustle Rustle*

Shot had heard the movement in the bush," Come out GRAZE! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

[ FUCK! THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK!]

< Ooo I know! Make some animal noises!>

{ Good Idea!}

I looked down my sights as CrackShot stared at the bush," KAWKAW KAW!"

" What the buck is a crow doing in a bush?" Shot said even more curious, aiming his guns towards the bush.

"...oh fuck...umm... MOO! MOO!" I mimicked a cow.

[ WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COW IS DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST! BETTER YET A SHOOTOUT ZONE!] < I've seen some crazy shit bro>

"Ha! Graze even though I don't like the fore--"

*BOOOM!! BOOOM!!*

I shot CrackShot twice in the head with the non lethal air pressurized bullets as I hid in the bush," How about Fuck You?"

* ZZZTT PING* CrackShot was teleported to the surveillance room.

" One down Mr. Charge, how much have you got?"

" I'm looking out for Cross! Can't find the bugger anywhere, got the second biggest gun ya know?"

" Alright sir, stay quiet and keep in contact." I said through my ear piece.

I heard some hoof steps move towards the source of gun fire. Holy shit! It was Light! I flew quickly into the trees covering my escape.

" SHOT!? CRACKSHOT?!" He shouted as he looked at a pair of dual wields on the floor. He then took his gun and began shooting in random bushes.

Shot looked at the screen showing his position only a few seconds ago," Ah BUCK! THOSE BULLETS HURT LIKE HELL!"

" Just be grateful they aren't real bullets," Mustang said," What do you expect? You're dealing with KillJoy."

" Who?" Shot said.

" Razor! He goes by that name while here, his father used to take him here when he was younger so we kinda know him.....knows the place from the back of his hoof and blindfolded." Sally said pointing to the screen," By the way, you might wanna see this."

On the screen they saw Light shoot in the random bushes and them ambushed by me as I shot one bullet from the trees into his head causing him to be in a daze.

*BOOM* The noise from the rifle echoed throughout the forest now reaching the ponies in the surveillance room.

" OHH SHIT!! LIGHT!! RUN!"

I then landed in front of Light and pulled out my magnum shooting him in the leg causing him to kneel in pain and then another between his eyes.

*ZZTTTT~PING!*

Light now appeared in the room," AHHH SHIT!!!! THAT FREAKING STINGS!! WHO GOT ME?!"

" Graze..." Shot said," He got me a while back.."

" Manehattan ain't far from Trottingham," Sally said.

" Looks like he is collecting your guns Mr. CrackShot, KillJoy loves dual wields, guess that's why he took you out first," Mustang said looking at the screen.

" Who?" Light asked.

" Graze."

Silent Charge was walking throughout the forest when suddenly he spotted RedCross.

" Sir! I got LightBlade!" I said through our communicator.

" Excellent! I got my eyes on Cross, will report to you in a few."

" Good luck!" I shouted kind of loud.

RedCross looked at the source of the noise, Mr. Charge.

They both stood their silently as they looked at each other.

" So... Mr. Charge? How long has it been?" Cross said as he pulled out his M60.

" Hmmmm... Not to long... Well it's gonna be pretty damn short for you," Charge said whipping out the minigun pressing the a button allowing it to rotate.

" Shall we?" RedCross asked as he moved a few steps back.

" We shall..." Mr. Charge said moving back as well. The both stood their silent as they had their guns going all western on the scene.

A little tumbleweed appeared as the wind carried it passing through them.

*Whhooshhh*

" Three..." Cross said.

" Two...." Charge said.

"...One!"

" DRAW!!" Both of them shouted as they flew circles shooting bullets at each other.

* GAT GAT GAT GAT* Mr. Charge's weapon went firing first as he had heated up the gun before.

Cross' weapon fired second and slower only getting two perfect shots at Charge before soon getting a five rounds in his side.

*ZZTTT PING!*

"....Fuck Yeah!" Charge shouted.

" Graze! I got Cross! Got two shots though" Charge said excitedly.

" That's great new! I got my eyes on SeaBreeze at the moment!"

" WAIT! WHAT?! SeaBreeze you say?"

" Yeah, my crosshair is right on his pretty little head. " I said aiming my crosshairs perfectly on him.

" WAIT! DON'T TAKE THE SHOT! Just mark him with your laser pointer."

I flipped a small switch which emitted a bright red light on the back of SeaBreeze.

" Now what?"

" Now you watch."

I sat in my bush for at least five minutes waiting for something to happen.

" Where the buck are you Silent?!"

* Humming sounds*

A huge shadow appeared from the skies, very rectangular in shape.

" WHAT.... THE....FUCK?!" I exclaimed as I saw this massive... AND I MEAN MASSIVE TEXT BOOK COMING FROM THE SKY.

" HOLY SHIT!!" SeaBreeze exclaimed.

I jumped out of the bush and ran for my life keeping the guns intact.

I heard an evil laughter," HA! THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T CHEAT ON MY FRICKING TEST!"

--------------- Surveillance Room--------------------

" MUSTANG!! GET THAT PEGASUS OUT OF THERE!! HE CAN'T MAKE IT!!" Sally shouted.

" WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT BOOK EVEN COME FROM?!!" He shouted focusing on his spell.

" HOW DO YOU EVEN GET A FUCKING BOOK THAT BIG!!" Cross shouted.

" JUST GET HIM OUT!!" Light said.

*ZZTTTT PING!*

" I'M SORRY CELESTIA FOR SCRUBBING MY FLANK WITH SHOT'S TOOTHBRUSH!" Breeze was making his last prayer for forgiveness.

" YOU FUCKING WHAT?!" Shot exclaimed.

* BOOM BOOM*

The dust had finally cleared as I heard a few gun shots," Hey Charge?"

" Yeah?''

" Those shots came from you?"

" Nooope, you would have heard more if it was from me."

" Yeah... you're right.... I'm going to look for Vinetion and Rainbow now"

" I will meet up with you.... If you find them... take the shot."

" Obviously... pftchh I never miss." I said as I flew off into the clouds, I didn't want them to see me.

I proned on top of the fluffy cloud as I reloaded my Barret Caliber .50 rifle and my magnum...just in case, it was a pretty far distance.

I aimed down my crosshairs looking all over the place until I spotted a certain cyan and wooded coated mares walking by a cave.

< Just breathe in and out....in and out>

I aimed a bit higher above their heads acknowledging the effects of Coriolis.

*BOOM*

" And then I grabbed both of them with my plant! Hung them upside down!" Vine joked.

" Hahahaha that is freaking hilarious!" Rainbow said," Wow you're a cool mare."

"Heh...thanks," Vine blushed.

*BOOM* *fwit* FUCK I MISSED!

" Oh shit! WHERE ARE THE BULLETS COMING FROM?!" Rainbow Dash said.

*BOOM*

A bullet made contact with Vine, she said emotionless," Ouch, that kinda hurt."

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN ' FUCKING KINDA HURT'?" I asked myself," That's it, I'm shooting these mares."

" Wow, you're a bad flank." Rainbow Dash said.

*BOOM* *fwit*

" I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN!!" Dash said overreacting.

" ME TOO!!" Vine shouted.

Rainbow Dash looked at her and smiled flirtishly.

I looked through my scope taking aim once again," ....Wait...What?.....What the buck are those mares... "

[ I can't even buy that type of clop anywhere ]



" Hey Graze! How's the hunting going." Silent said as he reached the cloud with me.

" SHHHH!!!" I said.

He grabbed my sniper rifle and looked down the scope," WOW!!! THAT'S A BIT TOO FREAKY FOR ME!"

" SHAME ON YOU GRAZE!" He exclaimed grabbing his mini gun flying towards them.

"NO! WAIT!" I shouted and soon gave up trying to stop him. I aimed down my scopes and saw Mr. Silence's gun rotate and shoot both of the mares.

*ZZTT PING* Both of them were transported to the surveillance sight.

*ZZTT PING*

" So... you like mares Vine dontcha?" Breeze teased while the others laughed.

"How did you know?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Cameras," said Light while Cross was snickering.

" Buck you," Vine said walking disappointed," Buck all of you with a cactus."

Mr. Charge flew back to my cloud," DUDE I WAS WATCHING THAT!!"

He said calmly," I came here to win.... also you have a marefriend."

" Ugh! Fine... did you bring me their weapons ? Also whose left?" I asked.

"Yup! Two quad barreled shot guns and Ice and Dark..."

" Perfect." I said.

I aimed down to see Ice who was walking all over the forest with his M16 carbine rifle shouting," GUYS!! I HEARD SOME GUN SHOTS! ARE YOU OKAY?! VINE? BREEZE?! RAINBOW!!? ANYPONY?"

I then looked a bit to my left looking at dark with the same rifle," ANYPONY OUT THERE?!! LIGHT?! CROSS! SHOT?! ANYONE?!!"

I sat on my cloud looking at the two hopeless ponies as I reloaded my weapon," Charge, check this out."

I aimed down my scope and aimed for Dark's head *BOOM* " DIRECT HIT!" Dark had taken the shot to head left with only two shots left as he ran in the direction of Ice.

* CLICK CLICK* *BOOM*

"HAHA! YES! Both of them need only two shots left...hopefully this works out," I said as I saw Dark and Ice run into each other.

" Now what?" Charge asked.

" Bring all the guns we collected....Now! we go predator," I said as I picked up the two quad barreled shot guns," Thanks Vine and Rainbow."

Ice and Dark both ran into each other after both getting shot in the head.

*THUD*

"HEY! WATCH WHERE YA GOIN--huh Dark!" Ice said," I'M SO HAPPY YOUR ALIVE! NO ONE ELSE IS OUT HERE! EVERYONE ON MY TEAM IS GONE!!"

" ICE?! I CAN'T FIND ANYONE EITHER! THEY JUST ALL DISAPPEARED!" Dark exclaimed. " What do you think happened?"

" I don't know but I'm scared, everyone is GONE! I can't even find Graze! He disappeared first!" Ice said," ....GRAZE!!"

" MR. CHARGE WAS GONE TOO!! You don't think they--"

*BOOM*

" WE ARE GOING TO HAVTA WORK TOGETHER IF WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE!"

*BOOM*

" FUCKING RUN!!"

They both ran guns hanging by their necks in the forest into a wide open area.

" What the fuck?" They both said in unison as they looked at the stockpile of guns on the ground, the M60, the F2000, CrackShot's dual wields and a Ump-45.

* Ar-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh* [ SORRY GUYS THATS THE BEST SOUND EFFECT FOR PREDATOR I GOT!]

"Graze! DAD?!!" Dark exclaimed.

* Ar-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh*

*CLICK CLICK*

" OKAY OKAY! I'M SORRY! I WILL STOP COMPETING WITH DARK! YOU WERE RIGHT THESE GAMES ARE SILLY!" Ice said.

" I'M SORRY TOO! I WILL STOP FIGHTING WITH ICE!! WE ARE NO BETTER THAN EACH OTHER!!" Dark apologized.

*BOOM* A bullet landed close by their hooves," WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!!"

" YEA WE SAID WE WERE FUCKING SORRY!" Dark shouted," FUCK THIS!" He grabbed his M-16 rifle and shot anywhere he heard the noises came from.

Ice then grabbed his gun and followed Dark," FUCK YOU GRAZE!!!"

They both fired endless rounds into the bushes.

*ZZTT PING*

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" Mr. CHARGE!! IF THEY GOT YOU WHERE IS GRAZE?!!" Breeze shouted.

" I was only a decoy. Meh. Two shots left before I was gone anyways.... just watch."

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"YEAH!! WE FUCKING GOT HIM!!" said Ice.

" SO...Why haven't we teleported?" Dark questioned.

*Tap Tap*

I had sneaked up behind them pointing the quadrupled shot guns at both of their faces," Because fuck you."

" Oh Fu--"

* BOOOM!! BOOOM!!*

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*ZZTTT PING*

" AHHHHHH FUCK!! THAT HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL!" Both of them bitched as their hooves covered their faces in pain.

" Of course it did, what else would you expect from two quadruple barrel shot guns?" Vine said laughing at their expense.

" You do know Graze planned this from the start right?" Cross said.

" That was kinda evil....even for me." Light said.

" YEAH! WHO USES THEIR FRIENDS FOR A HUNTING GAME ANYWAYS!" Breeze said.

" Well, Graze for one...and we are going to get him back...." Shot said.

"How?! He just murdered all of us out there!!" Rainbow Dash said standing close to Vine.

" He needed Charge's help! He could have never done it on his own." Vine argued.

" Actually he could have, he took out one of your squads." Charge said smiling," But it was all fun in games."

" I am going to get revenge on that bitch!" Dark said.

" How!?" They all asked.

" We annoy the hell out of him, he hates that--" Ice said looking at Dark.

"--with THE GAME!" Dark said.

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Is this real life?

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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I was now in Ditzy's apartment after my little "Hunting Expedition" was finished. I relaxed on a piece of furniture as Ditzy sat beside me enjoying the comfort of me being there.

" I really should spend more time with you, I've just been so busy with all of these urhm.... strange events," I said trying to put exactly in simple detail of what the last few days were like.

I mean, come on! WE GOT STUCK IN A DESERT! NEARLY GOT KILLED BY AN ALICORN! AND A SHOOTOUT!? Nevertheless I loved my school life.

Ditzy moved closer and nuzzled against me," It's okay, I was there remember? But once I get to stay with you, it's fine."

I blushed at this act and kissed her on the cheek," You're the best mare friend a stallion can ask for."

I loved this moment, it was so rare when you didn't get a book thrown at you.... By the way.... Where did that big ass book come out from during the shoot out?

[ It's Mr. Charge, you really don't need to know]

< Hahaha or want to!>

Nothing could ruin this moment, I just wanted to stay here for--

*Knock Knock Knock*

--ever.....Are you seriously kidding me?! I'm tired from killing ponies!

I then looked at Ditzy with an apologetic look," I'll get it!"

I walked towards the door and opened it seeing only one wooden mare," Oh! Hey Vine what's up?"

" Ahh nothing, you know the usual... By the way, I wanted to thank you for taking us out today, without that I would have never met Dash!" She said.

" Ahh don't mention it! I just wanted to teach those two (Dark and Ice) a lesson, sorry you had to get dragged into it...also sorry that Charge kinda ruined your little moment." I said giving a wry smile.

She facehoofed," Ugh... don't remind me! Anyways for thanks, I made you this pie," which she grabbed from he back," Made it myself! Family secret recipe."

[ I don't trust this.... Not one bit]

< PIEE!!!>

{ Dude, it's free pie, how bad can it be?}

"Ahahaha thanks, why don't you come inside and take a piece?" I offered.

" Oh no, I already have extra at home," Vine said," Well I gotta be off now, someone has to take the roll of groundskeeper!"

" Wow, good luck, by the way thanks for the pie! See ya tomorrow!" I waved her off goodbye.

" Bye Graze!!" She said.

I walked back inside with pie as I held it in my mouth, Ditzy looked at me," Who was that? And why do you suddenly have pie?"

I placed the pie down on the counter," Because pie is awesome and also that's Vinetion, she wanted to thank me on behalf of the group for taking them out gun shooting."

" WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME!?" Ditzy asked.

" I did, you said and I quote,' I don't want no pony popping any caps up my head' " I explained to her," And before you get any questions, she is with Rainbow Dash."

" Oh Yeah! You know me so well ," She moved closer and closer flirtingly," .... but you're only mine." She bit my ear playfully.

[ Bitch I have Pie! ]

" How bout we continue this later? I'm sorta hungry," I said in way more subtle version than Kill.

" Promise?"

" Promise," I said nuzzling her," Now do you want some pie?"

" Nah, I'm more of a muffin person," Ditzy said going for a muffin as she joined me as I ate the pie.

I sat on the couch again and took a huge bite out of the pie only seeing a blue sort of filling," AWWW YEAHH!! BLUEBERRY!!"

Ditzy smiled at me and sat beside me on the couch enjoying her muffin.

" So you gave him the pie?" Dark asked.

" Ahahah yup!" Vinetion said replied.

" What's so great about the pie anyways?" Breeze asked.

" It's not the pie...it's whats inside of it!" Ice commented.

" So what's in it?" Shot asked.

" Poison Joke," Vinetion smiled evilly.

After an evening of pie, homework, fooling around with Ditzy and more pie, I slept with Ditzy on the bed and began to dream.

" Where am I?" I asked out loud as I looked around a room... not really a room but more of an endless sea of white, nothing but white, not even my shadows.

" HELLOOO???!!!" I shouted.

I heard a familiar voice say," Yo pony, take it easy it's only me." THE FAMILIAR VOICE WAS ME! BUT THERE WERE TWO!

I looked at the two reflections of me, one was smiling in a goofy manner and the other was just simply smiling to see me," Kill? Joy?"

" Yup!" Joy chimed.

" Uh-huh," Kill said.

" Where am I? What is this place!?" I asked both of them.

" This...is your sub-conscience," Kill said.

" Aahahaha you're dreaming Graze!" Joy said with a positively hyper mood.

" I know you wanted a dream but we needed to talk to you, we are you and we know you have some problems, well basically just one problem." Kill said.

" And that is?"

Joy's smiled lessened as he walked up to me," You're lost, you don't know what your cutie mark means and without that you don't know who you are."

" He is correct and we are only looking out for the best for you..." Kill said as he walked up as well.

" I'M NOT LOST! I just don't know ...." I shouted at them as tears formed in my eyes," ..... I just don't know."

I sat on the floor and wiped my tears as Kill looked down at me," Dude, if you cry, I cry."

" I know it's painful to remember but we want to get this over with, it's not easy on us as well." Joy said.

Kill then did something unexpected, he picked me up and pulled me in a bro-hug as Joy joined in," We know you can do it, you just have to be strong! We defeated an alicorn for Celestia sake! We can do this."

I wiped the rest of my tears and stood straight," I'm sorry guys, I never really meant to."

" Ah don't sweat it but I don't think we can help so much," Kill said.

Joy then looked the opposite direction smiling jumping up and down as he pointed to a mare whose coat camouflaged with the white scenery only seeing properly a white and red mane," But SHE CAN!"

Kill and I both looked in the Joy's direction, my mouth was opened wide but it then changed into a smile forcing itself into my facial expressions no matter how much I opposed. Tears of joy flowed from eyes and rolled down my icy white cheek.

"M-Mom?! ... MOM!!" I ran towards her and my dream self hugged her, I embraced the filly and cried into her coat.

Pyro's voice whispered in my head." Do not cry in front of friends nor your enemies it is a sign of weakness, only cry in front of your family, we are here to support and comfort you. To understand you. "

Joy wanted to rush towards the family reunion but Kill held him back and simply waved a hoof and shook his head as they both watched my mom and I.

The filly, hugged me standing firm as I cried into her coat, she herself too was crying but stronger," Graze, you're such a handsome young stallion."

" Mom! I missed you so much!!" I found myself crying more than usual and I just stood there embracing her.

" It's okay Graze, I missed you more than anything in the world but I always look after my son, you are doing fine without me," she said as she held me away from the hug to tell me in my face.

I saw those once beautiful eyes again which filled me with hope and joy, she wiped my tears and began to speak," Now Graze, you have to be strong remember? You promised," she smiled and said to me," I think I can help you out with your little problem, I am your mother after all and I've seen the things you've done."

I looked at her still some tears in my eye," Did you hear my song I wrote for you?"

She looked at me, hugging me and crying again," Of course I did, I cried my heart out when you sang, it was beautiful.I loved every word, every lyric and every chorus, I'm just sorry I can't be there to experience with you, but I will always be in your heart. Always."

" I know...." I said looking at the ground...which was white.

She wiped her tears and began with a more serious tone," Now about your little problem, you have been causing a lot of damage to yourself when you fought, going through some "changes"."

I nodded and listened to her talk," This is only raw untamed energy but I believe if you only understand what your cutie mark means, it will help you." She then chuckled," Like your father, you always seem to overdo it."

I chuckled at the statement," So what does my cutie mark even mean?! You have been watching, you tell me!"

Kill then walked up and said," Your little white lie is very close to it actually, I think I know the answer."

" It was when you fought Shadow!" Joy said as my mother nodded.

" They are both correct, I've seen how you changed Shadow and also your friend Dark Lightning, you aren't able to see the bad and good in people."

I looked confused as she said that. How do the other two of me know the answer before I do?!

She then looked at me and smiled with her eyes closed putting a hoof on me," You bring out the light from the darkness, no matter how dark it is, the smallest ember can still be seen in the darkest of caves. There is always a light of hope and you bring it out."

I looked at her with my mouth open, she was correct. Everything with Dark and Light a.k.a Shadow Blade had changed from their past lives, even Ice!

" Thank you Mom...." I said," You don't know how much this means."

" It's only my job to help my child when he is lost," She then threw her hooves around me and kissed me on my cheek," I have been proud of everything you've done Graze and just look at all of your friends! Especially that Ditzy one, I knew you would find a mare!"

" Heh, thanks, she is my mare friend and don't worry I will always protect her, I really do love her."

" I know, you've protected her from those bullies and I'm proud of you," she smiled at me," but now I think it's time for me to go, I love you Graze, never forget that and keep on being strong, if not for me, for Ditzy!" Melody Grace looked at me saying her last farewells as she walked away from us.

" I love you mom, thank you for everything," I said with a tear rolling down my cheek. I didn't need to know where she was going, when she would return or even if she would return. She was my mother and there was no doubt in my mind that I won't stop seeing her.

" Will I see you again?" Okay there was no doubt but I still wanted to see my mom.

" Ahahahaha Of course Graze! I'm your mom, duh," She said speaking a bit of my dialogue," By the way son, ease up on the cursing a bit." She joked.

" Ahahaha what I've been through, how hard is it not too?" She laughed and so did I, it felt like that moment at dinner every night when we all laughed and shared merriment.

" Bye Graze! AND ALSO! Kill and Joy?" she said.

" Yeah?" They both responded.

" Look after Graze and keep him out of trouble for me will ya?"

" Ahahahaha no problemo Melody!" Joy said happily.

" You can count on us!" Kill said.

She then walked off and disappeared into the white oblivion," It was nice seeing you again mom."

" Okay Graze, it's about time you woke up," Kill said.

" We only spent like Twenty minutes here!" I exclaimed.

" TIME MOVES WAAAAAAAAAYYYY Faster while you dream!" Joy said.

I looked at both of them and smiled.

My eyes opened and my body began to move on its own...WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!

" Wait what?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!" I heard me say.

{ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!!}



{ JOY?!! PLEASE TELL ME WE ARE STILL DREAMING!}

" WHY AM I HEARING FUCKING VOICES IN MY HEAD!!" I heard me shout.

I recognized I didn't hear Kill's voice for a while and pulled a little leap of faith with the next comment.

{ KILL I THINK YOU'RE IN CONTROL OF MY BODY! AND TRY NOT TO FUCKING SHOUT!!}

[ OKAY!! SO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!??]

< WE DON'T KNOW!!> Joy panicked.

[ TRY AND RETHINK WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPEN AND HOW WE CAN CHANGE BACK!!]

{ WELL ALL WE FUCKING DID WAS SHOOT EACH OTHER AND THEN AFTER DID HOMEWORK, FOOLED WITH DITZY AND ATE FUCKING PIE!!}

[ GRAZE!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU, IT'S THE BUCKING PIE YOU ATE!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED IT AND NOW THE OTHER PONIES ARE GETTING FUCKING REVENGE BY PLAYING PRANKS ON US!!]

Kill then walked to pie in a very pissed off manner and smelt it, he whispered to himself," Graze... you're a fucking cunt."

[ THIS IS CELESTIA BUCKING POISON JOKE YOU ASS!]

{ OKAY, OKAY! THE EFFECTS OF POISON JOKE, WOULD WEAR OFF!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STAY CALM AND NOT KILL ANY PONY!}

< Yeah Graze, we all knowww how you can't take a joke and now you're the primary target>

{ You're just going to have to wait for the effects to wear off for one day and try not to kill any of our friends no matter how bad the prank is... Okay?}

[ Fine! But if they go to far I'm kicking some pony's ass deal?!]

{ Okay deal, just be prepared for an entire day }

[ Why?!]

{ Knowing them, there are seven of them with lots against one of you.}

[......Fuck....]

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Other Me Vs School Society

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Be warned, loads of cursing in this chapter. Also I want you viewers to keep track how many times I cursed.

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Kill in control of my body walked around the room aimlessly starving to death," Ugh I'm so fricking hungry!" Kill said aloud waking up Ditzy.

" *Yawn* Morning Graze!" She said graciously," What's up?" She walked towards me and kissed me on the cheek.

{ You have to tell her.}

" Uhmm... Ditzy? I'm not Graze, I'm Kill" I stated.

Well he is still me, so I'm guessing I will say "I" instead of "Kill."

" Huh? What do you mean?" She said confused.

" Look, your ass of a coltfriend ate the bucking pie which was filled with poison joke," I explained.

" Wow! Language! So let me get this straight... You are Graze's "other" but because he ate poison joke, you switched places?" She asked.

" Well sorry for cursing but it's who I am and how Graze acts when he is pissed off, also yup! Nail on the freaking head."

"Hmph, seems legit but who would do this and why?"

" Well basically, Graze had a little shootout competition with our friends trying to teach Dark and Ice a lesson but now they all want revenge.... sadly for them, it's me who can't take a joke." Kill explained," I feel kinda hungry wanna join me for some breakfast? I am still your colt friend....'s conscience."

" Hmmm.... nah I don't want to be in the middle of all the pranks, I suggest you end this fast and bring Graze back, I miss him!"

" Didn't you just fuck with him last night?" Kill said jokingly.

{ DUDE NOT FUCKING COOL! }

[ Hahaha Sorry but you know I had to ]

Ditzy blushed at this statement with a sign of denial," Just bring Graze back, I will see you in physics."

Kill snickered and headed for the day, to his dismay when he exited the room and opened the door, a white large bucket of ice and water landed on top of him saying" The Game " on it.

" HOLY BUCK THAT SHIT IS COLD!" He began to shiver from the coldness with a wet mane, coat and clothes.

He began to warm himself up by flapping his wings furiously creating a little bit of heat to dry off my wet mane and coat. The clothes were still kinda wet though.

[So.... the shit storm of the century begins....]

{ Just keep calm bro....I have a feeling worse things are going to happen}

< Hahahahaaha! Serves you right!>

[Joy, fuck you sideways with a drill]

Kill picked up the bucket and then walked to the cafeteria, opening the doors seeing it slightly filled but he then looked at a table filled with familiar ponies: Dark, Ice, Breeze, Shot, Vine, Light.

A few whispers came from the group," He looks the same!" " Why didn't the poison joke work?!" " I am so going to get revenge, if this doesn't work."

I walked up to them and stared all of them down," You guys can stop the fucking whispering."

" Are you feeling okay Graze?" Vine asked.

" It's not Graze, it's Kill, you're fucking poison joke worked if that's what you wanted to know," Kill said.

" Ohhhhh! So thats what happened!" Breeze said," I thought poison joke worked physically."

" Hmph yeah me too!" Shot said.

I slammed my hoof on the table and the bucket as well," Whose fucking bucket is this?" He asked calmly.

Ice raised up his hoof shaking," ....Mine?"

*WHAP* Kill threw the bucket with immense force at Ice who fell to the floor knocked out cold," That a fucking question or an answer?"

" Now, let me get one thing fucking straight with you guys, I am not the pony who takes kindly to pranks and if you continue I will break every fucking bone in your body," Kill picked up Ice from the floor and slapped him twice with a back-hoof," Ice?"

"Yeah?"

" That was my warning," He then threw Ice down to the floor.

Light slammed his hooves lightly on the table and got up," I'm out!"

Kill looked at him and smiled evilly," Good."

{ Don't think you overdid it?}

[ Nope, I didn't kill him now did I?]

- RIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!-

The bell signified the beginning of first period, Physics as Kill walked away taking one short glance at his remaining friends.

"....We are so fucked," Vine said.

" I AM SO SCREWED! I ALREADY PLANTED MY PRANK INSIDE THE PHYSICS CLASS!" Shot said looking Breeze.

" WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? I AM AS DEAD AS ALL OF US ARE!" Breeze shouted.

" I don't care what you guys say but I still want my revenge!" Dark Lightning exclaimed.

" Uh Dark? That isn't such a good idea, we are dealing with Kill! The part of Graze that nearly killed all of us!"Ice said rubbing his injury, backing out from the prank war.

" HA! He can't harm what he can't catch," Dark Lightning stated walking off to physics class.

We were all in physics class as Mr. Charge was now giving out orders with our text books on our desk," Now class turn to page sixty nine and read up on Kinematics."

[ .....Hahahahahaha....sixty nine]

I opened my book to the correct page only to find out that it was defaced with a only two words " THE GAME" blocking out most of the text as it was printed out everywhere.

I heard snickering coming from both CrackShot and SeaBreeze. Somehow Kill picked up the book and flung it with as much strength as Mr. Charge aiming for some pony's head.

*WHAP* I had hit SeaBreeze who was now knocked out cold and I raised my hoof," Mr. Charge! May I get another book please?"

" Certainly," he said as he carried the massive text book and dropped it on my desk. He then bent down to my height and whispered to me," I don't take kindly to ponies who deface school property... By the way nice throwing arm Kill.... I would like to talk to you after class."

Mr. Charge then trotted back to the front of the class as he sat and read his text book as well.

This time I picked up the textbook from the floor with both hooves and walked across to CrackShot who was still snickering at Breeze.

I arrived at CrackShot's desk and just looked at the horrified pony who was only just a few seconds ago laughing.

I slammed the book on both of Shot's hooves and placed both my forehooves on the book supporting my body as I stood on both his hindlegs,'' So you like The Game huh?" I said very calmly.

The whole class watched as I disrupted their reading while Charge looked at the whole scene take place. Shot shook his head furiously.

" Oh but of course you do, you write it all the time," I then opened the book to the defaced page," Well I told you guys this morning that I don't like playing these FUCKING games."

A drop of sweat appeared on his brow," Do you know what I'm going to do?"

I closed the book slowly adding dramatic effect and grabbed his face looking at him, he wanted to talk but I didn't allow it," Shhhhh, Hush now. It's either you allow me to do this or the more you resist the more it will pain."

He then nodded and began his sentence," Oh Oka--"

" WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!" *BAM* I threw his face directly into the hard covers of the demon text book knocking him out cold as well. I mean that book was fucking thick, it had one thousand plus pages!

The job was done so I then walked to my seat and began reading the text slowly. The whole class was still shocked from the whole scene that took place as Mr. Charge only smiled as justice had been served for defacing the school property.

Ice then looked at me from halfway across the class," What....the.....fuck."

" I don't care if I get knocked out cold, I'm still going to get my revenge!"

* Huge tap* A small piece of crumbled paper had hit Dark with somewhat powerful force. He then opened it and read out loud," I'm saving you for last."

He looked halfway across the classroom and saw me waving a hoof at him, then motioning into a "Go fuck yourself" signal.

- RIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG-

The entire class left the room as it signaled next period but instead I walked up to Mr. Charge as he wanted to talk to me," Yes sir? You called?"

" Yeah, I'm just curious... What happened to Graze, I know you're Kill and I know your personality but before all of that I need to know."

" The sadistic bastard ate a fucking poison joke pie which my friends made, they kinda want revenge from our little hunt."

"Ah yes good times, remember it like it was yesterday."

" It was yesterday..." Kill stated the obvious.

Charge simply chuckled and agreed to my statement, he then pulled out a piece of paper and began to write, I asked him curiously," What are you doing?"

" I'm sending a letter to Cross to get some medical equipment, I've seen the things that You've done and my son can hold a grudge for a while, also we have two unconscious students and as well as Ice who may have a concussion... What the fuck did you hit him with?"

" A bucket"

" SERIOUSLY? A BUCKET! AHAHAHAHA! That's classic..."

- RIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG-

After a few more classes, the bell had now rung as it signaled time for lunch. I spotted a certain wooden coated mare and trotted towards her," Vine!"

She jumped with a small shriek as she heard me call her name," Yes Gra-- Kill?"

" Look let me get down to the fucking point as quickly as I can, it's either you're with me or against me. What is Dark planning?"

" Well he asked me to help him prank you but he might be going off the edge with this one..." She then pulled me in and whispered in my ears.

"....Outside.....three o clock......plants.....Rose......" were a few words ponies could have heard from the whisper.

" Tell Dark I said I'm going to fuck him up sideways for that shit, just play along and everything would be fine."

She nodded and walked away happily singing a tune to herself, I looked back at her and said," Vine?"

"Yeah?!"

" You are lucky that even I have a soft spot for mares." It was a simple warning of what could have happened, Vine gulped at the thought of what could have happened," By the way, I might need your help with something."

" Of course Kill, anything! What is it?"

" Well...."

As usual after each class, I would take a slight trot on the school grounds to get some fresh air, obviously Dark was planning to use this against me.

I looked at the sun," Yup, it's three o' clock."

I heard a sudden voice call out sounding like Dark's in front of me a few metres away," GRAZE!!"

" IT'S KILL YOU FUCKING RETARD!"

"WHATEVER! THIS IS REVENGE FOR YOUR LITTLE HUNTING GAME OF US!"

I looked at him and snorted," Have you even fucking thought once why Graze even did that for you?"

" YEAH! TO GET ME AND DARK TO STOP FIGHTING!"

" FUCK NO YOU RETARD! HE WANTED YOU GUYS TO JUST ADMIT NO PONY IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER, YOU GUYS FUCKING FIGHT AS IF YOU WERE HUSBAND AND WIFE, THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING GAY!" Kill teased Dark," AND I KNOW YOU PLANNED ALL OF THIS SHIT! SO STOP NOW BEFORE I FUCKING HALF MURDER YOU!"

Dark began to angry and shouted," VINE!! DO IT NOW!!"

All I heard was a stomp of hooves and suddenly this carnivorous plant towered above me, it looked like a mutated Venus fly trap with loads of thorned vinesas its mouth was filled with spikes representing it's teeth.

" MEET! ROSEBUD!!!" Vine announced her 'pet's' name again.

{ Oh yeah, just fuck up Dark real good if you survive this.}

The plant actually roared with enough force blowing back my mane and tail, I looked up at the creaute and shouted," FUCK YOU ROSE BUD!!"

With my now tamed abilities, I flew directly into the mouth of the mutated plant.

{ I SAID FUCKING SURVIVE!!}

[ DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS!]

The Venus fly trap closed it's mouth with me in it and gulped.

Vine and Dark both looked at the creature amazed, Dark shouted," DID HE JUST FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE?!"

They both looked at the plant as it began to breathe and exhale smoke, it soon began to cough more and more.

Vine looked at her pet as she saw small signs of smoke and ash," What the--"

The plant's exterior began to show signs of small embers and flames that ate away it's body, soon the entire plant was engulfed in black flames, I emerged from the plants weakened exterior as I escaped from it's stomach wiping off any residue.

Kill landed right next to Dark and began his speech," Now listen here you little fuck, do you know who you;re fucking dealing with?"

His eyes widened as he shook his head," I am the part of Graze that does all the intense shit that saves your fucking life!" He obviously wanted to explain more but Dark dashed off leaving a small trail of lightning behind him.

I caught up to him within a mere ten seconds, grabbed his mane and threw him to the floor, I landed right next to him and punched him in the gut," I don't like to be interrupted....Now as I was saying, Graze's mind is split into three, Me, Joy and Graze if you didn't obviously know this before. Now this is where shit gets real."

I picked up his body and looked at him," I am the part of the Graze which helped him stand up against Shadow and now..... I am here, one hundred percent me, Kill. Not thirty three percent Kill,.... One fucking hundred percent!"

Shadow even looked more scared now as he understood," S-s-so... Shadow was defeated by thirty three percent of you?"

I nodded," Fucking correct and now you're going to get it real life."

".....I REGRET FUCKING NOTHING!" Dark shouted.

" I'm going to make you." I punched him again and threw him into the school building, I knew I aimed for the school building but instead he went through a window.

" Oh fuck..." I said as I dashed off going to meet Dark in the room.

I entered the broken window and saw a ravaged room with a blue unicorn mare," THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION!"

I looked at her," Fuck you...A-HA!" I spotted Dark and ran towards his body as he tried to crawl away.

" You're not going anywhere." I picked him, knee'd him in the stomach, headbutted him and threw him back out the window.

*THUD* I flew out of the window and looked at his body on the floor," YOU HAVE FUCKING WINGS USE THEM!"

I picked him up again and looked him in the eyes, a little drip of blood came from his mouth but he was still breathing.

In an instant he grabbed my hooves and surged electricity through them.

-BBZZZTTTT!!!-

His face had looked like he was winning for a moment as he electrocuted me but Kill's expression was very unamused at this sort of power.

A small cloud of smoke came from my coat but I blew it off as if it was nothing," I'm Kill not fucking Graze how many times do I have to tell you that."

I picked up Lightning and flew into the sky reaching my highest altitude," You remember this dont'cha?"

He struggled as he tried to escape my grasp," Hmph pathetic!"

I dove towards the surface of the ground at a normal speed, breaking the sound barrier would have been quite dangerous with Dark as there was no water to prevent him from splattering all over the place.

I folded my wings preventing my from flying and bucked him faster towards the ground which was only a few metres away.

*BIG THUD*

There laid a black and red maned pegasus on the floor unconcious with a cloud of dirt and dust.

Kill looked at the body and picked him up," I know you're faking...and I definitely know you can take a few more hits."

His eyes opened wide at the what had now been said.

" VINE! WOULD YOU KINDLY?" I shouted.

Vine stomped her hooves on the floor creating a wooden cage, she heard me say to Dark," Wood is a very poor conductor of electricity and it burns like fuck with a spark."

She saw Kill as he rested Dark's body on a side of the cage, allowing him to stand.

* POW!* * POW!* * POW* *POW POW POWPOWPOWPOWPOW!* The hits continued for well over two minutes and he was beginning to look very tired.

Vine shouted," WOOHOOO!!! NINETY NINE HIT COMBO!!!"

" Oh no no, we can't allow you to fall asleep yet," I grabbed his hooves and flowed high temperatures of heat onto the surface of his skin, not enough to burn though.

*SSSSSTTTT* " AHHHHH!!!" He shouted now fully awake.

I punched him to shut him up and pulled his foreleg as straight as it could be, putting as much strain as I could have on it," Get ready for the second most painful feeling today."

" WHAT SECOND?!!"

----------------Vines Point of View----------------------

Kill was now pulling on Dark's foreleg and began twisting it holding up another hoof ready to strike," WAIT! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO TWIST THA--"

*SNAP* I broke his foreleg.

"SSSTTTT OUCH! THAT HAS GOTTA HURT!" Vine said, she didn't feel any emotion as she saw this took place but she knew it must of hurt ..... a lot.

" AGGHHH!!! FUCK YOU KILL!!!" He shouted in pain a few tears coming from his eyes.

" Ah, stop being such a cry baby, I second for a certain reason. Vine my last request please?"

A small cactus appeared in the middle of the cage, Dark's eyes opened wide and Kill just smiled at the poor colt.

" Now, it's going to be like a band aid, quick and painless..... We all know I'm fucking lying," I said with a smile.

I positioned him directly infront of the cactus as he was unable to move from the sheer amounts of pain he received.

I mentally prepared him," Ten.... nine.... ZERO!"

*POW*

" It looks like he has a few broken bones, a displaced foreleg and several cacti needles....Don't you worry one bit! I'm gonna fix him up real good within one day," Cross said as I brought in Dark from our little " gentlepony's war."

" Oh thank you so much! But make sure not to use any sort of tranquilizers, he has some sort of medical condition which may lead to some problems," Kill said faking a good student. He wanted Dark to feel every inch of pain.

" No problemo Graze, he should probably be fully healed in two days once I'm done with him."

I nodded appreciatively, exited the door and heard Cross say a few words," Now just stay still, we are going to pop this sucker back into place! How do you even get a twisted foreleg and cacti needles from accidentally tripping? Never mind. Three... Two...One..."

*POP*

"AGGHHHHH!!!!!" Dark shouted.

Kill walked away from the scene as a huge evil smile hovered on his face.

{ You knew from the start that Cross was going to fix him back up didn't you? }

[ Meh, it was a hunch and I know my limits]

{ I think we should tell Twilight}

A purple unicorn slammed open the doors which we were now about to exit," DON'T WORRY DARK! I'M COMING! AND I BROUGHT SOME BOOKS SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ON YOUR STUDIES!!"

[ I think she knows ]

------------------------Light's Point of View----------------------

Light was walking down the halls ready to go to his dorm when he saw this blue mare crying outside the door of her room," Hey... what's wrong, you need some help?"

" NOTHING! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP!"

Light looked at her and knelt so he could have talked to her at his height," C'mon, obviously something is wrong and I can help you, I promise."

Trixie looked at him wiping a few tears from her eyes and sniffling," Well....If you must know! Somepony just rammed through my window and destroyed half my room! I have no where to study and to sleep!"

"Why don't you ask any of your friends?" Light asked her.

" Because... I have none! I only need to be alone!" She said now shouting at the alicorn.

" No you don't..... you can come stay with me!" Light offered.

" R-really?" Light nodded which was followed by a hug from Trixie," THANK YOU! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE THANKS YOU!"

He felt a slight blush when she had hugged him," Hahaha okay, let's just get your stuff packed up and we can head to my dorm."

She sniffled, nodded and hugged him again.

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Helping Out : Fauna and Apples

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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The sun peeked through the curtains of Ditzy's apartment as I awoke for a new day of school.

" Ugh... Fricking sun so early?!... Why do you wake me up Celestia? Can't I just sleep in?! It's my one, very few only days off when I don't have to do any sort of work " I said to myself as I got up from Ditzy's bed with her in it.

I heard a small yawn coming from the other side of the bed and felt a small shifting," Morning Graze! Had a good night sleep?"

I nuzzled her and said," Yup, always a good night when I'm with you.... How do you even wake up so.... happy and filled with energy?"

" My job as the mailmare wakes me up every morning so I can deliver mail before school starts, it also gives me nice spending bits when we go out," Ditzy said as we both fixed the bed.

"Oh, okay well how about I go to the cafeteria and get you a muffin for breakfast? Knowing you, you're going to be hungry when you come back."

" *GASP* MUFFFINN!!! I LOVE YOU!!" She exclaimed hugging me.

[ I gave that bitch a muffin...]

< Bitches love muffins>

I grabbed my clothes and saddlebags quickly putting them on before heading out of the room towards the cafeteria.

[ Yes, my signature black clothes do come off if you really wanted to know, they need to be washed too you know!]

I kissed Ditzy on the cheek and headed off to the cafeteria as quickly as I can with a purpose.... TOO GET THE HELL BACK WITH DITZY AND ENJOY MY DAY!

I sped through the halls saying hello to a few ponies.

" Hey Graze! Can you--" Breeze was about to ask as I quickly passed him and FlutterShy, I didn't have time for anything or anyone today, when was my last day off?....Okay... when was my last day off to relax!

" HI SEABREEZE! HI FLUTTERSHY!!!" I ran passed both of them," SORRY CAN'T I'M TOO BUSY!"

" Oh.. okay... I guess well you know... see you later," FlutterShy said quietly.

" Don't Worry Shy, we could ask him later, looks like he is heading to the cafe," SeaBreeze said as he placed a wing around FlutterShy to reassure her.

I ran quickly through the halls making various left and right turns and arrived at the cafeteria. I took in a few deep breaths as I was short of them while I rushed to my destination. I pushed on one of the doors with my foreleg and entered. In a matter of few seconds I spotted the location of ONE SINGLE MUFFIN on a tray where the rest had been.

[ I swear these ponies are going to get diabetes if this keeps on happening. WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE FUCKING MUFFIN! IT'S ONLY MORNING!]

A single light shined upon it which was meant to give it warmth and heat but too me it just added the extra dramatic effect to represent my mission, my goal and Ditzy's heaven.

Do you hear that? You can hear the angels sing Hallelujah as the muffin stood alone, it was literally crying out," EAT ME!!"

I looked around the room and saw a fat pegasus colt, Hoops, eye me down as I eyed the muffin down.

We glanced at each other and back to the muffin only now adding " two and two" together, realizing what was now about to take place.

He was closer to the muffin so he rushed to grab it using his wings to give him an extra burst of speed. He grabbed the muffin in his hand and raised it to the air.

[ WHAT?! YOU'VE THINK YOU WON? YOU NEVER WIN!]

< THE GAME >

I was faster, I didn't even allow him to gloat his victory for long, I tackled him releasing the grasp of the muffin and it into mid-air. I used my quick reflexes to catch the muffin before it touched the floor after I had tackled the fat pegasus.

Now it was my turn to gloat, I stood on my hindlegs with the muffin in both hooves and raised it into the air.

< DUN NA NA NAAAAA!!! Sound Effect>

[ You got, a muffin!..... big fucking whoop!]

With my muffin, I placed it into my saddlebag and exited the cafeteria only to find two pegasi blocking my path, FlutterShy and Breeze.

" Oh uhmm... Hi guys! Whats up?" I asked them sheepishly.

" Uhmm Graze... I was wondering, if it's okay with you... that you can... uhmm.." FlutterShy began.

" If you can help us out wake up the animals, they belong to the school's gardens and they are our responsibility!" Breeze said.

" Please..." FlutterShy finished giving off a small smile.

I looked at both of them and I really really REALLY wanted to say no but FlutterShy looked so damn innocent.

{ WHAT DO I DO!!}

[ Why you asking me bro? They are you friends, I just wanted to get the damn muffin]

< Be a nice friend and help them out>

Breeze looked at me as I had a blank expression waiting for my answer," C'mon Graze! Please, this job is faster with three ponies! I promise it won't take up alot of your time."

He began to express the puppy dog pout face which never had the same effect with colts as it did with mares. I then looked at FlutterShy who was doing the same.

< HHHNGG!! MY HEART....>

[ Okay, accept but first bitchslap Breeze, only seems fair]

I looked at Breeze and slapped him making FlutterShy flinch," I accept!"

" Ouch! Why did you have to slap me for!" He wanted an answer as FlutterShy kissed his new bruise.

" I have my reason." Reason number one being it was my off day, number two being it was my damn day off.

" Do you have to be so rough with Breeze?" FlutterShy asked with a bit more confidence.

" Yes he is a colt and that is how I shake hooves, now let's get this job over with please, I have to get back to Ditzy!"

FlutterShy nodded while SeaBreeze rubbed his bruise. I looked back at my saddlebag knowing that this was going to be a time consuming task.

The three of us were all outside in the school garden's where most of the animals placed their homes. It was a nice little habitat even with a small river, dens and trees. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A SCHOOL GARDEN!

" Now Razor, you want to wake up the animals slowly and calmly," FlutterShy said with SeaBreeze.

I gave a smile and a nod walking off to an animal's den. I looked at both SeaBreeze and FlutterShy who both had their heads stuck in a hole, I heard Breeze calmly and soothingly say," Wakey wakey! It's time for a brand new day !"

Damn, FlutterShy made him kind of soft..... I'm going to deal with that later.

He relieved his head from the hole allowing three bunnies to come out, yawning and now waking up.

" That was a great job Breeze, you're so calm and good with the animals," FlutterShy said praising Breeze with a nuzzle.

[ P-U-S-S-Y-W-H-I-P-P-E-D]

" Now you try Graze," Breeze said. The colt was starting to pick up on FlutterShy's calm traits..... Wasn't he like a hoofball player? Anyways I will deal with that later.

I looked at both of them bemused and give out a heavy sigh as I stuck my head into a random den," Uhm... Okay so like bunnies, if you can wake up.... that will be nice..."

No response from any animal," Okay! Bunnies! Wake UP!" I said a bit sternly.

" Uhmmm... Graze, try and lower your voice a bit." SeaBreeze said.

" Don't worry bro! I got this!" I took my head out of the hole to say that one line and stuck it back in.

" LOOK HERE YA LITTLE RUNTS! I HAVE A BUCKING DAY OFF AND IF YOU DON'T WAKE THE BUCK UP I WILL MAKE SOME RABBIT STEW!!"

[ I'm in need of some lucky rabbit's feet]

*Hissssssss* Pairs of serpentine eyes pierced the darkness and stared directly at me.

.....Are you fucking kidding me?!

I struggled to take my head out of the den, quickly running away from a mob of angry snakes.

"NICE JOB GRAZE!" Breeze had said as I ran passed him.

" FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M SORRY FLUTTERSHY!!" Was the last thing they heard from me as I ran away.

" uhm.. you think he is going to be okay?" FlutterShy asked as she saw me flee.

" Well.. I don't know why he is running but he has wings..." Breeze stated the obvious as he moved back with FlutterShy to waking the animals.

I was now in some sort of orchard.... Okay hold on a damn second.... JUST HOW FUCKING BIG WAS THIS SCHOOL?!

I stopped running as I had looked back nothing following me and scanned my environment for a few seconds," Whew I think I lost them... Now to head on home!"

I heard a few hoofsteps galloping towards me, I recognized the voice to be CrackShot's," GRAZE?! THANK CELESTIA! JUST THE PONY I NEEDED TO SEE!"

{ ...Well...you know... just like....Fuck...}

I looked at CrackShot with a fake smile and began to talk," Yes Shot? What do you need?"

"Well, you see, AJ and I kinda have to buck some trees but we are way in over our heads, you think you can help us out?" Shot asked.

" First of all, why does our school even have an orchard? Aren't all of our supplies shipped?"

" Actually, we have this orchard to supply us with apples for our school's cafeteria which sometimes need a little extra push to help us get going," Shot explained," So what do you say?"

< Seems legit>

I opened my mouth to say no," ..."

" THANKS GRAZE!!" He quickly said using a levitation spell unwillingly dragging me deeper into the orchard.

He galloped quickly towards a certain orange mare with a Stetson hat bucking an apple tree," Wull, Howdy there Graze, mighty kind of ya to drop in!"

" I was dragged," I said looking at Shot.

" No matter but while you're here, can you just help us buck a few trees?" Shot said shaking off my comment.

I looked at my bag with the muffin still inside it,"....Fine! But only a few, It's like my one day off!"

" I mighty appreciate your help Graze, you can start with those across there," AppleJack said pointing off to a few trees.

I trotted my way in that direction and looked at a tree filled with red apples," Looks easy enough."

Before I bucked the tree, I looked at Shot who used his magic to pull off a large amount of apples from various trees but it did take out a lot of energy from him.

AppleJack tackled the tired pony and wrestled with him on the floor as a sign of appreciation and love," M'uh colt.... thanks a plenty Shot.." She then kissed him putting her hat on top of Shadow as she laid on top of him.

{ Can't wait to go and meet Ditzy now.}

I couldn't help but smile at the scene yet I wanted to give them their privacy so I headed my way back to the tree filled with fruit.

I looked at the tree smiling at the pun I just thought of, I gave it a powerful kick as many apples fell out of the tree," HA! BUCK YOU!"

Shot and AppleJack snickered at my little joke to myself," Heh, Nice one sugarcube."

I gave the tree a quick shake making more apples fall, I then headed to a next tree repeating my sequence of bucking and shaking.... Yeah, it does sound perverted.

I was beginning to have a little bit of fun, releasing some built up energy onto the sturdy trees, literally paying me with the fruits of my labor.

After finishing bucking another tree, my eyes caught onto a shiny red big Macintosh apple, I was a bit hungry from working, I shouted," DIBS ON THAT BIG RED ONE!"

" Wull, go ahead partner, ponies have been trying to get that one for months but he just won't budge," AppleJack stated.

" I even tried with my magic...meh useless." Shot nudged.

" Challenge Accepted," I walked up to the tree and gave it a mighty buck *POW*

With that kick, many apples had fallen except that one stubborn apple.

" The fuck?" I looked quizzically at the apple kicking it again and again.

" Ha! Don't get worked up buddy, no pony has ever gotten that apple." Shot said.

[ Give me a try] Kill stated with a challenging tone.

{ Okay, bro... Go give it your best shot}

< GOOOOOO KILLL!!!!>

I felt no control over my body for a short moment as I watched my body turn by Kill's will, charging up a powerful kick and releasing it.

*KA-POW*

The entire tree shook for a well ten seconds until I heard a small thud.

I looked at the floor for my prize only to hear a small buzzing noise coming from a destroyed bee hive.

*Buzzzzzz* The buzzing became enraged and wild coming towards my direction.

" OH CELESTIA FUCK ME!!" I shouted cursing my bad luck. The bees chased me down, giving me a few stings as I tried to outrun them.

" I'M SORRY APPLEJACK AND SHOT! GOTTA GO!!" I shouted telling my friends good bye as I flew off into the distance hoping the bees won't follow.

*Thud* " Well, what do ya know? HE ACTUALLY GOT THE BIG MACINTOSH!" Shot said.

"Wull, he can't enjoy it now... wanna have a quick snack?" AppleJack offered.

" You know apples are my favorite," Shot said with a little flirt making AppleJack blush.

She gave him an affectionate nudge wrapping her tail around his," Oh you..."

I was now in the skies with a few bumps from the bees which I lost taking the cool refreshing wind through my mane. Now it was time to go home.

" Hey!! Graze!!" I heard a voice call out.

I looked down. Oh shit it was Vinetion! I flew faster but the bumps from the stings won't allow me, so instead I landed right next to the wooden coated mare.

" Ouch Graze! What happened? Got stung by some bees?" Vine asked.

I looked at her with a bemused look," No shit."

She gave a small hoof to the floor, growing a red plant," Haha no need for the sarcasm. Go on, eat it! It will make you feel better."

I looked at the strange flower and gave it a quizzical look," What the hell... Can't get any worse."

I chomped down on the plant and suddenly, my bumps vanished making me feel a bit better," Hey! Thanks Vine! What do ya need anyways?"

" Well I kinda need a small favor.... kinda strange to ask a colt though."

" What is it?" I asked.

" Extreme Gardening..... I need your help with these plants which are kinda getting out of hand."

Extreme Gardening? Nothing in this school could have just been pleasant and seeing what Vinetion grew was never normal nor pleasant.

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Helping Out: Flora and Desserts

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

I looked at the sky which seemed to be a bit gloomier and darker than the rest of the school," So... Extreme Gardening Huh?"

"Yup! Remember yesterday when you--" Vinetion began to explain being interrupted shortly after.

" Kill."

" Right, when Kill burnt Rosebud from the inside?"

" Yeah, what does that have anything to do with Gardening, I mean isn't it dead?" I said confused.

" Well yes, She is dead but before you burnt her inside out which must be very painful, she released some spores creating more RoseBud's"

" Wait....She? Aren't plants like both sexes since they have both reproductive organs?" I scanned the floor noticing it was completely empty of life excluding me and Vine," And what RoseBuds? I only see both of us here."

" Ugh... I call RoseBud a she because I like too, also you will understand what I am talking about in a few seconds," She then looked up in the sky," READY DASHIE?!"

Before anything happened, I NEEDED TO SAY THIS," WOW WOW BACK THE FUCK UP! I now realized something..... If plants are hermaphroditic and can create more plants.... and you create more plants.... does that mean..."

*WHIP* Okay I deserved that whip from a vine but it was totally worth it.

[ Vinetion used Vine whip]

< Critical Hit!>

" ..... You do know I'm going to want proof later on," I joked.

*WHIP! WHIP*

" Alright FUCK! Let's just get this show on the road," I said," By the way.... Why can't you just control these plants and tell them go fuck themselves?"

" I didn't create them, they were bred. I cannot control something that isn't mine."

" And we kill them how?"

" Well if you burn them, it will just make more work for me to clean up..... So please try to not burn anything."

" Hey it's you who want the clean garden not me.... let me do this my way... ALSO! WHAT KIND OF GROUNDSKEEPER ARE YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY WEED WHACKERS OR SOMETHING?"

" Who said we didn't?" Vine said pointing to a pile of useless gardening tools to kill mutated plants, seriously? A hoe [ Love me some of those], a plough [ Love me to do that to those hoes], a rake, a machete and ....... Oh hell yes.

" I CALL DIBS ON THE CHAINSAW!" I said praising Celestia for such a gift.

" It's not a chainsaw, it's what we use to trim hedges.... but whatever makes you sleep at night, I know I have Dashie." Vine said looking up at Dash.

" Whatever... And I have Ditzy, so please can we get this going?" I picked up the hedge trimmer and pulled on its cord releasing a small bit of fumes from its exhaust.

" OKAY DASHIE! GO!" Vinetion shouted to the mare in the sky who was now moving the clouds allowing sunlight to shine upon the grounds.

We both marveled at the sight of how plants sprouted from the earth and began to bloom forming tiny RoseBuds our height.

I looked at Vine as she stood there waiting for her to do something," Wait, aren't you going to help me out?"

" I can't kill my pet's children, are you MAD!?" Vine exclaimed.

I looked away from Vine as I snorted and back to the plants amazed at how many there were. Actually, amazed at how many offspring one plant had, I smiled and looked at all of them," I fucked up your mommy/daddy and now I'm going to fuck you up too."

I charged with my hedge trimmer beheading approximately a dozen and I kept on going. I stood upon one of the miniature RoseBud's and dissected the head of the creature.

I admit, I was having a bit fun at this moment even though it was extremely dangerous. I began to laugh maniacally at how I was having fun, focusing on one plant and not the rest.

" GRAZE WATCH OUT!!" Rainbow said quickly grabbing a machete and slicing one of the many carnivorous plants behind me.

I smiled at Rainbow Dash for saving my life back there, I heard Vine call it," NICE WORK DASHIE!!" As she supported her marefriend.

Where the buck was my ' NICE WORK GRAZE'?! I took out like fricking twelve.

I charged more and more plants slicing and cutting them as Rainbow Dash swung her machete furiously slicing and dicing her way in the crowd of plants.

More and more emerged from the ground surrounding Rainbow Dash and I while Vine stood there as she watched the plants trap us. It was a bit too late for flying at the moment.

I began to say my last prayers," Celestia if I survive this, I will help anypony when they need it without a bitch or a whine."

" VINE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! And Graze, it was a pleasure serving with you," Rainbow Dash said.

I had one last moment for a pun," Gracias."

[ Ha.... Nice one Graze]

I closed my eyes preparing for the worst," GRAZEE!!" I heard a shout and opened my eyes to see where the source of noise was coming from," GRAZE!!!"

It was Ice galloping towards our direction," DO YOU PINKIE PIE PROMISE ?!!''

" FOR FUCK'S SAKE YES!! CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY STICK A FRICKING CUPCAKE IN MY EYE!!" I shouted.

He trotted faster and faster suddenly coming to a complete stop, he then stomped his hooves on the ground covering the entire area entirely with ice.

The plants that surrounded us abruptly withered their leaves and slouched their stems showing that there was no more sign of life due to the coldness of Ice's power.

" AHAHAHA ICE!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!" I said relieved from the moment and shaking Ice as he had saved my life.

He smiled back and laughed a bit," Well, you know, it was Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense."

~ A Few Minutes Ago~

" PINKIE!! WHAT'S WRONG!?" Ice shouted as he saw Pinkie Pie wobble her legs, flop her ears and her back tingle.

" I THINK ONE OF OUR FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE!!" Pinkie exclaimed as the motions still went through her body.

" WHICH ONE?!!" Ice exclaimed.

" I DON'T KNOW!!" *WHAP* She collected an invisible slap," WOW! THAT ONE IS NEW!!"

" SO WHO IS IT?!" Ice shouted.

" I think it's Graze."

" WOW THAT'S SO COOL! I HAVE MY OWN PINKIE SENSE!" I said shocked.

" Just don't try to get in danger that often......Now, about that Pinkie Promise," Ice said smiling evilly.

" .....Fuck....."

I was now in the kitchen behind the cafeteria where all our meals were prepared, even desserts.

" Wow GRAZE!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVE!!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed hugging me as she saw me.

[ PINKAMENA!!] Kill exclaimed happily as he saw the darker pink straight maned pony.

< SURPRISE!!> Joy exclaimed as he saw the white pegasi.

Both of my consciences were happy to see Pinkie's own but they looked like if they needed to get something off their chests," Kill/ Joy," They both started and were about to end it," We can't see each other anymore... Pinkie loves Ice."

I swore I heard the hearts of my two consciences shatter as they heard those three words. I felt sad for them as they were me but I still would always give them my support even if they weren't.

{ I'm sorry guys....}

[ I just want to be alone]

< Me too..... OKAY I FEEL BETTER>

[ ME TOO!!]

< FUCK YEAHH!!!>

" WHAT THE BUCK?" Pinkamena and Surprise said.

[ Sorry can't see you no more]

< YEAH, Bye!!>

I don't know what happened but that was thee fastest recovery from a break up.... Ever....of all time.

I released Pinkie's hug and looked at Ice," So... what was this favor you wanted me to do?"

Ice moved closer to Pinkie," Well, Pinkie and I have been making Ice cream all day and we need a taste tester."

" Ice made them all by himself actually!" Pinkie said putting a hoof around Ice," I don't know how he does it but he has been helping out A LOT!"

" Nah, don't sweat it Pinkie, I love to help my favorite mare anyways," Ice kissed her on the cheek.

" Oooooh that's cold," she shivered from his kiss.

I looked at both of them bemused," Okay so what two Ice cream flavors you wanted me to test?"

Pinkie zoomed in and out of the room bringing a tray with only two cups, Pinkie smiled and said," Chocolate and Vanilla!"

I looked at the two cool refreshing ice cream flavors, Ice then whispered to me," Made them.... myself."

My eyes opened in horror..... Did he really mean that? IN THAT WAY?!

I looked at the two ponies and backed away slowly in horror," I'm sorry but ..... I'm lactose intolerant, gonna give me the shitting kay? Bye."

I then rushed towards the doors trying to make a quick escape but my path was blocked by a certain pink filly," What do you think you're doing? *GASP* ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK A PINKIE PROMISE?!" Pinkie said.

" I'm sorry but in fucking hell am I, EATING THAT ICE CREAM!"

As if a demon had possessed Pinkie Pie, white exhaust fumes came out of her ears and her voice deepened," NO PONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!!"

And there it was, the shit had hit the fan as I sat near it.

She slowly walked towards me very slowly and intimidatingly. I looked through the entire room for an escape route but there was only one door and Pinkie Pie was in the way.

" WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!" I scanned the room and saw one available exit..... The window.

Ice looked at Pinkie who had looked possesed and tried to calm her down," Pinkie! Just keep cool! ... GRAZE?! WHAT ARE YOU--"

I had picked up Ice and had thrown him through the window which I then jumped out of," AHAHAHHA I'M FREEEE!!"

I landed on both of my hooves and ran for my life as I was chased by an enraged Pinkie Pie,who then shouted in a G-Major tone," GRAZEE!!! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!"

I galopped for my life, hoping that she won't even come close to me," C'MON PINKIE!! JUST STOP!! WHAT ICE DID IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!"

" YOU BROKE A PINKIE PROMISE!!!!!!" She shouted not caring for my twisted reason as she was catching up to me.

{ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, KILL, JOY! ANY HELP HERE?}

[ Sorry bro, but you broke a Pinkie Promise]

< Rules are the rules>

{ Well, buck you guys}

I took a quick look back seeing where Pinkie was..... RIGHT BY MY TAIL! THAT MARE WAS PUMPED ON STEROIDS OR SOMETHING! THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE POSSIBLE!!

She then pounced upon me trying to tackle me, I ran closing my eyes preparing for the worst.

*BBBBZTTTT PING*

* Thud* As I continued running, I suddenly crashed into a wall.

I opened my eyes and saw a white and yellow striped alicorn infront of me," Ugh.... Light?......LIGHT! THANK CELESTIA YOU SAVED ME!!"

" Saved you? Your welcome then but I kinda need a favor and you weren't in your room, so I had to kinda force you here... Sorry."

I shrugged off the whole 'forcing me' idea and thanked him," No need to apologize... SO what do you need help with... and where exactly am I?" I asked as I looked around a broken room.

" Well... ya see my marefriend and I--"

" WOW WHOSE THE LUCKY MARE?!" I interpreted.

" Trixie.... well ya see the thing is, she is moving into my dorm but I need some help cleaning some of the refuge... Do ya mind a bit?"

" Not at all!" I said smiling.

A blue mare then entered the room smiling, I know I remembered her from somewhere," YOU! YOU DESTROYED MY ROOM!!"

Ah, yes.... Now I remember.

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Helping Out: Rivalry and Music

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

I looked at the enraged blue mare," Look, it wasn't me....." I tried to think up quickly for a lie," It was Dark."

[Perfect]

She blinked in a slight confusion," Who?"

" You know... black stallion, red and black mane, looks like a mirrored version of me?"

"Ahh yes him... Well I suppose I can forgive you for now," Trixie said.

" Excellent, thank you Graze for helping," Light said," It means alot to Trixie and I." He then nuzzled Trixie who looked a bit uncomfortable with this show of affection but accepted it.

She began to cry and break down infront of us, I looked at her a bit confused," Are you okay Trixie?"

Light began to comfort her as he began to talk," Is it okay if I tell Graze?"

She nodded with a teary eyed smile," M-hmm"

" She never had friends before and well it's a bit overwhelming to know that she has a coltfriend and you now."

I knelt down at Trixie's level where she cried," It's okay Trixie.... I know how it feels... But don't worry you have Light most importantly, Me and the rest of our gang." I smiled at her and hugged her which seemed okay with Light, it was too make her feel comforted and wanted.

Even though I was mostly the type of pony to curse and flip out, I was always understanding, especially about such a sensitive topic as this.

I released my embrace and looked at Trixie," Feeling better?"

" Yes, the Great and Powerful Trixie is feeling absolutely better because of you two." I then looked at Light who gave me a nod of approval and appreciation.

" So! Let's get to work shall we?" Light said nuzzling Trixie who then returned it affectionately.

[ Nice work Bro ]

< Yeah! Great job for being out the for another Pony>

" So, what do I have to do?" I asked.

" Nothing much, just scavenge anything not destroyed and place it into those boxes which we will move later to my dorm," Light said.

I nodded and began my work picking up random items. Literally these were random, what kind of pony has a smoke machine, fireworks and other gimmicks which looked as if it was for a day at the circus?

" Trixie... What are these for?" I asked.

" Oh! Those are for my performances, please do be careful, one wrong move can set one off and another and another."

My eyes opened wide in fear," Oh... Okay, I guess I can --"

*BBZZZTTTT PINGG!*

" --just work somewhere else in your....Room?" I was now teleported into the library of the school by Twilight Sparkle accompanied by Dark.

" Graze! I need your help to sort all of these books!" Twilight said looking stressed out with a few strands of hair out of place while Dark tried to calm her down.

[ Wow, damn, bitches be cray]

" You owe me one Graze, you broke my leg!" Dark said a bit pissed off.

I looked at him bemused and offended," Watch and listen closely, Kill broke your leg not me and--"

*BBZZZTTTT PINGG!*

" -- I WILL BREAK YOUR leg....again? What the buck?" I was back in Trixie's room.

" Where did you go? Thought you were going to help us out?" Trixie said.

" I don't know but Twilight wants my help in the library."

" THAT EGGHEAD?! WANTS YOUR HELP?! BUT I ASKED YOU FIRST!!" Trixie snapped.

" I know! I know! But I will--"

*BBZZZTTTT PINGG!*

"-- Help you.... SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK!" I shouted back in the library.

" Shhh! It's a library," a random pony said.

" Oh buck you," I replied now looking at Dark and Twilight.

" Really? You're going to help?!" Twilight said thankfully.

" He has too..." Dark said holding a grudge.

I stood there patiently waiting for the teleportation spell to work again.

" Uhmm... Graze?" Dark said waving a hoof infront of me as I stood still not paying any attention.

I waited there silently waiting for the magical aura *Bzztttt--"

I abruptly grabbed Dark and Twilight," WHAT THE--"

*PING!!*

" HAY!" Twilight shouted now in Trixie's room now taking notice of the blue mare," What am I doing in her room."

" Yeah Graze what's going on!" Dark shouted.

I grabbed his still healing hoof making him yelp in pain for a bit.

" Just shut the buck up and listen..... I've noticed something between you two mares and honestly I want to get this over with before I help with Trixie THEN Twilight," I placed extra emphasis on my first come first serve law.

I looked at all three of them and pushed Dark into their crowd," Understand?"

They all nodded," Good.... Twilight did you know of Trixie's problem or even took the time to realize what was happening?"

" Uhmm.... No," Twilight admitted.

I looked at Trixie as she nodded knowing what I was about to do," She, like me never had any friends and there was no pony out there to help her out til now..... Only now when her home had to be destroyed does a pony help her out and that was Light." I looked at the tyrant white and yellow striped alicorn.

" I'm sorry, I didn't know...." Twilight said a bit sadly in understanding.

" I think now as being ponies, we should forget about whatever past you two had, start over, do the right thing and help each other out... Deal?"

Twilight walked across to Trixie and lent out her hoof," Deal?"

Trixie looked at it a bit smugly which soon changed to an appreciative smile and smacked her hoof with Twilight's," Deal."

I looked at Dark and had an evil thought," And you... I think you should apologize to Trixie."

Trixie looked at Dark waiting for an apology as he began to rant," ME?! BUT I DIDNT--"

I grabbed his healing hoof and squeezed it," What was that?"

" OW! OW! OKAY TRIXIE I'M SORRY!" He said only for me to let him go.... which I did.... after ten seconds.

" Okay ponies, let's get this job done so I can go home and enjoy the rest of my evening." Honestly these events did take up much of my time, I mostly ran away from snakes, bees, Pinkie Pie and also had to be saved from mutated plants.

Light placed a wing around Trixie who then both looked at me smiling while Trixie said," Actually Graze, I can't thank you enough, we have four ponies here to help and that is sufficient. I think somepony home is waiting for you."

Twilight nuzzled Dark," I think you should as well, everypony here is with their other except you so I think Ditzy would really appreciate it if you went to her."

I smiled and something known as "JOY" my conscience took over me. I walked towards all four of them and gave them a huge group hug followed by a nod and exiting the door to the halls.

[ Two birds one stone]

< Like A BOSS>

I ran through the halls of the school with one thing on my mind, Ditzy, which was then interrupted by the sound of music coming from a class.

Curiosity got the best of me and I opened the door seeing four mares; Octavia, Vinyl, Lyra and Bon Bon.

"Hey Graze long time no see," the electric blue maned, Vinyl said.

" Haha, yeah so what are you fillies doing?" I asked.

" Well as you know, the Minor Mare Mixup is coming up in a month, so we need some more material to play," Octavia said.

" Things aren't going so well though...." Lyra said with her harp," We kinda need a vocalist and sorry to say Bon Bon dearie but you're not a colt."

" Wouldn't want it any other way Heart," Bon Bon replied to Lyra using her nickname which was just a shortened version of "HeartStrings"

" Well, I have some new material I'm not quite sure about, a guitar only won't do." I said.

" Ha! It's like you're now meeting us Graze, I especially can play any tune with these bad boys," pointing to her DJ set.

" I might need your help then," Vinyl nodded at my statement and got behind her set.

" And I'm sure if you need to play anything soothing and peaceful," Octavia shot a glare at her blue maned marefriend," Lyra and I can help you out a bit."

" That won't be necessary but does this music room have an electric guitar? My own won't suffice for this kind of song.... It's a bit....rough."

Bon Bon got up being the mare who helped Lyra and the others organize the music room, she went in a flash and returned with my needed guitar.

I strummed the guitar playing a few notes of my song," Oh yeah this bad boy will do just fine."

" So you sure you don't need our help?" Octavia asked.

I shook my head and said," Just sit back and enjoy the music."

" Vinyl, do you have a smooth drumming beat?"

She began to play a continuous beat which was perfect for my song, literally this was my personal song

Show me how to lie

You’re getting better all the time

And turning all against the one

Is an art that’s hard to teach

Another clever word

Sets off an unsuspecting herd

And as you get back into line

A mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, fucker, dance

Man, he never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

And now you steal away

Take him out today

Nice work you did

You’re gonna go far, kid

With a thousand lies

And a good disguise

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See ‘em running for their lives

Slowly out of line

And drifting closer in your sights

So play it out I’m wide awake

It’s a scene about me

There’s something in your way

And now someone is gonna pay

And if you can’t get what you want

Well it’s all because of me

Now dance, fucker, dance

Man, I never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

And now you’ll lead the way

Show the light of day

Nice work you did

You’re gonna go far, kid

Trust, deceived!

With a thousand lies

And a good disguise

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See ‘em running for their lives

Now dance, fucker, dance

He never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

So dance, fucker, dance

I never had a chance

It was really only you

With a thousand lies

And a good disguise

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See ‘em running for their lives

Clever alibis

Lord of the flies

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See ‘em running for their lives

I ended my song with a few drips of sweat coming from my brow, damn that song took the energy from me.

The four mares never saw a pony play such a song alone with such intensity," Wow." Was one word I heard from the fillies with their dropped jaws.

" So I'm guessing you like it?" I asked the four of them.

" Uh-huh," They all nodded their heads.

" Great! I will play it for the Mixup then, See you mares around," I said waving them a hoof good bye.

I exited the room and began my way to my final destination (HOPEFULLY!) for the day, Ditzy.

I rushed to her apartment and banged on the door furiously.

The door opened showing a very angry, Ditzy," Where were you all day?!"

" I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry, you won't believe the day I've had --" I began to explain the whole story to her as she let me in the apartment.

" But! Don't you worry I have your muffin!" I pulled the muffin out of my bag, a very soggy and sickly looking muffin," Ooops..... I will just go get another."

She looked at me and closed the door," No, no, it's fine.... it's the thought that counts."

I smiled at her and opened my forelegs out wide looking for a hug.

" Ha! Not that easily," She said.

I looked at her and placed my arms down, I've been wanting to say this since my first encounter with Breeze this morning," Ditzy, I've been a bad coltfriend.... Every other colt has been helping out there fillies while I just stood here and let you do all the work..."

Her eyes raised at what I was saying, I continued," It was very unfair of me and I'm sorry.... With that said, can I help you deliver mail, every single morning?"

Ditzy tackled and hugged me," YesYesYesYesYes! Thank you Graze."

While on the floor she looked at me with those bright yellow bedroom eyes as I slowly pulled her into a kiss.

* Knock Knock Knock*

Ditzy pulled away from the kiss as the moment was ruined.

I stood on all four legs and answered the door seeing Luna," Uhmmmm Graze?"

" Yeah?"

" Can I ask you for a favor?" Luna asked.

" Depends.."

" Oh it's nothing much, I just need you to clear a few clouds in the sky. I want everypony to see rising of the moon and Cross has been a bit tight with work."

I looked back at Ditzy and had a perfect plan," Sure. Hey Ditzy can you come with me for this one?"

She smiled and nodded.

All the clouds in the sky were cleared from my Necro Flare Boom making the task Twenty percent easier in ten seconds flat.

I stood close to Ditzy enjoying the cool refreshing air of twilight before the moon rose while Cross awaited for Luna.

Luna's horn glowed blue and flew into the sky raising the moon behind her. It was always a marvelous sight to see the moon rise right in front of you.

Luna then flew down to the Earth's surface and painted the sky with small diamonds which pierced the darkness.

This was RedCross' and Luna's special moment every night as they watched upon the sky in what felt like eternity close to each other. And now it was my special moment with Ditzy.

I wrapped my wing around her supplying her with warmth as she nuzzled my chest looking into the newly painted canvas of the night.

I slowly looked at Ditzy and sang the lyrics of my song which was only meant for her. ( If you don't recall, it was from the Chapter "Love is found in any form")

" The stars lean down to kiss you, And I lie awake and miss you, Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere...........The silence isn't so bad, 'Til I look at my wings and feel sad, 'Cause the spaces between them are right where yours fit perfectly........"

Ditzy wrapped her wings around me as we both silently enjoyed the night in each others embrace.

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Psycho Ex Marefriend

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

The next morning had arrived and it was time for my first delivery run," Okay Ditzy, so basically I just have to slip these envelopes under their door and if it's a package I knock, right?"

" Mhmm! Yup Graze," Ditzy replied still joyous over the fact that I was helping her.

Honestly, I felt kind of bad that I was so foolish not to notice how bad of a coltfriend I was compared to the other guys.

" I'm still sorry Ditzy," I apologized looking at her.

" Don't beat yourself about it, I'm just happy you're here now," She nuzzled me and continued," Want to go together as your first day?"

" I wouldn't rather it any other way," I said picking up the heavier bag of packages as she held the letters slowing trotting down the halls of the school.

We walked for a few minutes passing several doors in order as Ditzy read a small piece of paper holding the information of today's deliveries.

" Okay.... Room Thirty Four! Hey looks like there is a package for FlutterShy and Breeze," Ditzy said to me. I then reached into my mailbag and pulled out a small box with holes.

" I wonder what it could be?" I shook the box slightly trying to get a fixed shape since I wasn't a unicorn.... Lucky unicorns.

* SQUUUEEEEE!!! SQUUUEEE!!* Was the sound I heard coming from the inside of the box.

" GRAZE!! STOP SHAKING THE BOX!! THERE IS AN ANIMAL IN IT!!" Ditzy shouted.

[ I think we should shake it some more.... ]

< YEAH! C'MON I DIDN'T HEAR PROPERLY!!>

{ I DON'T WANT TO KILL AN ANIMAL!!}

I stared horrified at the box, I wanted to open it to see if the little critter... Whatever it was, was okay.

I quickly knocked on the door which was soon to be opened by a bed headed Breeze and FlutterShy," Oh! Thank you Graze! It's finally here!" FlutterShy said at bit louder and more excited than usual.... still not loud enough might I add.

I wanted to rush off to get these packages delivered and also not to be caught by FlutterShy if she found out I killed her animal but yet again, I was pulled into some small talk from Breeze," So Graze, you're working the mail delivery huh?"

" Ahahaha yeah, I wanted to help Ditzy and be a better coltfriend for her," I continued the conversation when something weird popped into my mind," Uhmm FlutterShy?"

" Yes?" She responded.

" Where is your friend... that white unicorn.... I don't see her often," I wondered.

[ Damn author ]

{ ..... What?}

" Oh... Rarity... she is... kinda busy these days.."

" Busy with what?"

" --Stitch by stitch, stitching them together, deadline blooms do you know that the client's always right--"

" Yeah... she has been extremely busy since she is picking up sewing and maintaining her studies... If that's okay with you..."

" Wow.... she needs to get out more.... get a colt for herself," I responded," Does she even have like a pet or something to keep her company?"

" Oh! Why yes... she has Opal, I sometimes take care of her."

< She's A Crazy Cat Lady!!>

[ She only has one cat ]

< Giver her time >

I saw Breeze in the background slowly heading towards the box," Well gotta go, mail won't deliver itself, BYE!"

I closed the door and grabbed Ditzy's hoof running down the halls.

I heard a blood curdling screech coming from their door and looked back, I picked up my pace when I heard," WHAT HAPPENED?!!"

" C'MON DITZY! RUN!"

[ No real animals were harmed in the writing of this story.... Fucking Lies AHAHAHAHAHA]

< But seriously though, the animal is just unconscious>

" Okay this is our last delivery and then we can head back home," Ditzy said.

I looked at the door number carefully, " 69", why does that number feel so familiar.... feel... so.... familiar.....

Anyways, I shrugged off the thought and knocked on the door.

* Knock Knock Knock* " Delivery!!" I shouted.

The door opened revealing a white coated mare complimented with a light pink mane streaked with an even lighter shade of pink," GRAZE?! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!"

[ Oh Fuck]

" Hello Fleur, I didn't know you go this school," I silently cursed myself yet had one of the best poker faces ever.

" Oh! That's right I just moved into here and look who I meet!!" Fleur said happily.

I wanted to cut the conversation short befo--

" Oh is that your co-worker?"

[ Fuck ]

" Marefriend," I said honestly and proud.

Her eye twitched a little and reverted itself back to normal," Oh.... How nice!!" She walked up to Ditzy and looked at her, raising out a hoof," My name is Fleur de Lis and you?"

" I'm Ditzy Doo! Nice to meet you," Ditzy shook her hand.

'' Pleasure is all mine," Fleur released Ditzy's hoof.

I coughed interrupting their introductions wanting to basically escape before hell broke loose," ..... So Fleur here is your package, I guess we will be seeing you around."

I handed over the package to her and waved her a hoof goodbye, she stopped me by holding out a hoof," Wait Graze!"

" Mmmm?"

She desperately searched for words to continue our conversation," What subject do you have first?"

" History," I responded quickly," Bye Fleur see you around."

I trotted down the hallway of our school in silence as I knew something was bothering Ditzy," Okay Graze, spill the info, what happened to you and Fleur?"

" I swear, only you can read me," I chuckled," You don't know Fleur like I do."

" I delivered mail to her ever since she came to this school and she is a nice mare," Ditzy said picking up for Fleur," So again.... What's the matter?"

" Remember that story I told you ponies in the desert?" Ditzy nodded," Right, remember that girl I saved?"

" Oh yeah! You never really did gave us a description or continued from that point."

" Exactly, that little filly was Fleur, she and I became close friends and after we finished school, one thing lead onto another and another. We had a good run but it wasn't the best," I looked and smiled at Ditzy.

" Okay but you still didn't tell me what happened."

" You're not going to let this go are you?" I asked with a sigh.

Ditzy shook her head excitedly wanting to hear more, I continued," Okay fine after primary school we graduated and went onto secondary school where ponies were a bit more mature and handled the whole "cutie mark thing" differently. She didn't like that..... Not one bit..... Anypony that wanted to come close to me or wanted to be friends, she would offend and when she meant I was " hers ", she meant it to be I was no pony else's."

" So she basically attacked anyone that was friendly with you? Only wanted you for herself.... I can't see why any pony won't want you for themselves," Ditzy gave a quick flirty look and continued," But maybe she has changed! Look at her, she was okay with you and me."

[ Obviously you didn't see that bitches eye twitch]

" Ditzy.... Ponies don't change, just be careful when around her, I don't want anything happening to you," I stopped trotting when we arrived at the doors of the cafeteria," Want to get some muffins?"

" Ha! You know it!" Ditzy rushed inside before me as I walked to a table with a few familiar ponies, Ice, Shot, Dark, Twilight, Light and Vinetion who was drinking her daily dose of coffee.

" Morning Graze!" Shot called out noticing me first.

" How's your morning so far?" Vine asked.

" Honestly not my best."

" How come bro?" Ice asked.

" ...... My Ex Girlfriend attends this school...."

" Who now?" Light asked.

" Fleur De Lis," I said with a bit of disgust.

" Who is Fleur?" was a question heard among them and just on cue the supermodel pony had entered the cafeteria her eyes locking onto me.

" Her....." I said as that was an extremely terrifying convenient moment.

" Dayuummmnnnn," Dark said as Twilight expressed a bemused look,"....Damn."

" .... Looks like a slut," Vine said silently sipping her coffee as everyone else but me looked shocked at her," What? It's true just look at her!"

" Hiiiiiii Grazee!!" Fleur said as she walked up to the table," Who are these ponies? Your friends?" Her eye gave a small twitch again.

[ Bitch, you got something in your eye? Tell me because I can slap it right out]

{ Calm Down Kill, lets see how this plays out }

Before Fleur made it to our group, Vinetion whispered something so that Fleur won't catch on," I don't like her."

" Ah, you're just jealous," Shot said waving a hoof at Vine.

She introduced herself to the entire group," My name is Fleur!"

" Yo! I'm Dark" " Pleased to meet you, I'm Vinetion" " My name is Light, how are you?" " Name's Ice " " Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle" " And I'm Shot"

All of my friends had now introduced themselves as I looked at all of them and sat up from my seat," Well you ponies get to know each other a bit better, I'm going to see how Ditzy is."

I trotted across half the cafeteria and had now met Ditzy as she waited in a line for breakfast," Hey Graze, looks like Fleur isn't so bad after all, look how she's behaving, I think you owe somepony an apology."

" I'll apologize when I know she isn't a complete psycho bitch," I said with confidence.

" Graze! How could you! Just look at her!" Ditzy said with a little temper in her voice.

" Ditzy! I'm telling you that I know her and if you won't believe me, you can be very best of friends with her and find out for yourself!" I was a bit angered that my own marefriend didn't trust me but it was a bit necessary," I still love you but I'm going to head to History class now, I have an assignment to give up to Doctor Whooves."

"Fine... See you later..." she responded as I trotted off.

I looked at my group of friends as I walked by and said dully," See you ponies at History, I have to give up an assignment."

I headed out of the cafeteria doors and made my way to my first class as Fleur De Lis and my group of friends stood quiet.

" What's his problem?" Ice asked,'' Heh, am I right Fleur?"

" Shut the buck up you little ice cube," Fleur replied in a darker tone.

" Wait... Huh?" Ice said confused.

" Look and listen carefully, Graze is mine, leave him alone and if anyone of you interfere I will come for you."

" Hey that's not right! You can't tell us anything! And Graze won't ever abide to what you're saying!" Twilight said.

" Shut up EggHead," Fleur snapped.

" Hey! Don't talk to my marefriend like that!" Dark responded slamming the table asserting himself.

Fleur's horn was engulfed with a magical aura picking up Dark as he flailed in mid air,knocking down Vine's coffee," Not so tough are ya?"

Vine silently tapped her hooves where all the action was taking place commanding a vine to wrap around Fleur's leg.

" Now! This is my last warni--Agghh!!" Fleur was now being held upside down, mid air by a vine around her hoof as her magic dropped Dark on the floor.

" Now you listen to me, I don't know who the buck you are but you don't mess with my friends and most importantly you don't mess with my coffee," Vine warned the pink streaked mare.

From halfway across the cafeteria, Vinetion noticed that Ditzy had now exited the line with a single muffin in her tray. She released Fleur from her plant like entrapment placing her on all four hooves who then made a hasty escape.

Ditzy approached the group with her tray," Hey guys.... Wow, Dark looks like you had a bad fall there."

" Oww... My head," Dark announced.

" Ditzy, that Fleur mare is no good," Light said.

" Yeah! She picked up Dark with her magic and warned us about--" Shot began.

* RINNNNNNNGGGGG*

Ditzy was only allowed to hear the first half of his explanation as the bell rang interrupting his speech," Looks ponies, maybe you did something that pissed her off and I can't believe you are taking Graze's side before you even got to know her." Ditzy looked at all of them," *Sigh* I have a history class to go to, see you ponies later."

" That Fleur De Lis is bad news, I really hope Ditzy and Graze knows what they are doing," Vine said.

As I approached the door to Doctor Whooves class, I heard a steady fast gallop of a pony draw near," Graze!!"

I looked at the source of the call and saw Fleur running up to me," Ugh, What Fleur?"

" Your friends! I only introduced myself and that wooden one picked me up with some kind of plant!" Fleur explained.

" What!? Did you mess with her coffee?!" I exclaimed.

" I don't know! But she just snapped!"

" Hmph, Vine isn't the type of mare to do that. Let's go to class and I will talk to her later."

" Thanks Graze! I knew I could count on you," Fleur said in an innocent voice.

" Yeah, don't worry about it," I opened the door for her allowing Fleur to enter first.

" Such a gentlecolt!" She remarked as she entered.

I thought to myself," Maybe she is a changed pony..... and also I know Vine won't do something like that, I hope she can tell me the truth."

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Psycho Ex Marefriend Part two

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

I sat in the class talking to Fleur who was two seats away from my left as I awaited for the other ponies to enter. We talked about usual stuff when two ponies who didn't see one another talk again ( How's your family? What did you do? Etcetera Etcetera )and in my opinion it seemed as if she had changed.

".... and so, thats why I want to become a super model pony," Fleur finished her speech which seemed as if it never ended.

[ Damn and I thought Joy talked a lot]

" Well that's cool, I guess so how was life ever since ... well you know..." It felt a bit uncomfortable talking to my ex as it would always be but I thought we could be just friends.

" Oh.. you mean the breakup? Well.... Life hasn't been as good as it was.... I just missed you a lot Graze and yes, I know it was my fault....." She began," But! If you ever need me, you know where to find me..... Honestly, I've changed," she said moving closer towards me.

I pushed out a hoof keeping my personal space to myself and said," Look Fleur, I'm with Ditzy and you and I, all we can be are friends."

She stared at me bemused and a little angered," ....Fine... That's just fine... Everything is okay with me."

[ I don't buy it ]

{ Let's just give her a chance }

*RIIINNNNNGGGGGG*

All the other students flooded the class taking their seats as I saw Vine walking to her usual seat beside me to this class, opposite of Fleur while Dark sat in front and Ice sat behind. Ditzy already had her usual spot in front of the board because of her slight eye sight problem and smiled at me, appreciating that I was talking to Fleur and took her advice.

I looked at Ditzy waving a hoof and smiled back.

" Okay class," Doctor Hooves announced," Today we will be reading our assignments out in class, would any pony like to go first?"

Ice raised his hoof and headed to the front of the class. He began his speech while everyone paid attention except of course for me, Vine and Dark.

I looked at Vine and poked her on her hind leg whispering," Psstt Vine! What happened when I was gone, Fleur had a small bruise wrapped around her leg--"

" Mr. Graze! Would you like to tell the entire class what you and Ms. Vine was talking about?" Mr. Hooves pointed out reverting the attention from Ice to me as I had heard a few snickers.

[ I'm killing you.... you.... and you...] Kill said marking the ponies who had laughed.

" Uhm, no sir, sorry, I won't interrupt again," I apologized.

Vine looked back at me as I pulled out a piece of paper, motioning my hoof as I was pretending to write. She soon picked up the idea and wrote on the piece of paper.

After completing her writing, she passed the note to me and read," Dear Graze--"

I shot her a look saying ' Are you serious?' which she then responded with a ' Sorry.'

I continued reading," When you left, Fleur had changed to a different pony warning us not to get in her way of you."

I flipped the note, wrote on it and gave it to her as she read," Okay, that still doesn't explain the bruise around her hoof."

She erased her previous writings and wrote again," She attacked Dark and spilled my coffee so I kinda put her in her place."

Erasing my previous writing, I wanted to responded but Kill had pointed out to me that Dr. Hooves was coming our way.

[ Let me handle this.]

My hoof scribbled a quick sentence before my history teacher snatched the paper.

" So Razor, you like to disrupt my students huh? Let's see what's so important on this sheet of paper."

He flaunted the paper and read only one sentence big and bold," HI DOCTOR HOOVES, I LIKE PEARS, HOW ABOUT YOU?!"

" Ugh, I hate pears." He then took the sheet of paper and placed it into a draw with many other " famous works" of Kill.

A few examples were, ' ALLONS-Y', ' THE TARDIS' and a drawing of a pocket watch.

You know you're such a good student when the teacher keeps a drawer for your work only.

'' Nice save!" Vine whispered.

I mouthed the word "Thanks' and ripped out another piece of paper to continue our conversation," Well, that's just you and your coffee and Dark....well he is a whole different situation by himself, I will ask Fleur about it later."

Vine nodded ending our conversation but she then took the paper and wrote," Can I borrow five bits, please? Need my coffee."

I smiled and nodded turning to the back of my chair where my saddlebag was hung. I was now in the view of Dark who held out a piece of paper.

I opened it and read," Yo Graze, WASSSSSAAAAAAAPPPP! Can I borrow five bits too?"

I crumpled the paper in front of his eyes and burned it using a small portion of my black flames. I continued searching the compartments of my bag looking for some spare bits.

Ah-ha! I found a few bits, wrapping them in my tail and handed it over to Vine.

" Can't you just grow the coffee?" I asked her.

" Meh, mine doesn't taste as good."

We both redirected our attention to the front of the class as Ice finished reading his assignment,"-- And that's how Equestria was made!"

Dr. Hooves got up from his seat and said," That was thee worst history project ever! Pinkie Pie doesn't even attend History class! I'm sorry Ice but this deserves an 'F' unless you would like to redo this project."

" Awww...." Ice said sadly with his head down, returning back to his seat.

After Ice returned to his seat, Dr. Hooves assigned us tosilently read upon " StarSwirl The Bearded" as we had an assignment due next week.

[ Ugh, I hate homework so bucking much!]



* RRIIIINNNGGGGGGG* The bell had rung signifying the end of class while many ponies rushed out the door.

[ It's time to just end this, we can't let your Ex ruin anything between you and your friends. I knew she didn't change. ]

[ Why don't you ever listen to me? ]

I was the last among many to get up from my seat and exit the class when Vine curiously asked," Wait! Graze, where are you going?"

" I have some business to take care over," I said with a serious tone overheard by the remaining classmates including Ditzy as I exited the door.

Ditzy was in no rush unlike me and had waited for the rush to die down. Once it did, she picked up her saddlebags and began making her way out of the class only to be distracted by Vine," Hey Ditzy.... Can I talk to you about something?"

"Sure Vine! What is it?"

" It's about Fleur, the entire thing, not just half of the story but what really happened..... And I think Graze might need your help on this one."

I trotted through the halls of the school, searching for one pony, Fleur. I needed to find out what really happened. Luckily the first place I checked was where it was expected for everypony to be, the cafeteria.

I spotted Fleur immediately walking over to her as sat alone on a table enjoying her daffodil sandwich.

" Fleur," I said sternly.

" Graze!" She said happily, turning around hearing my voice.

" We need to talk," Her smile was immediately wiped off from her face," Did you or did you not assault my friends?"

" I... uhhmmm.."

" Did you or didn't you?" I repeated myself a bit more sternly.

" Graze... I'm really sorry.... I... I just missed you so much," Fleur admitted.

I was now angry at the point and began to shout," I KNEW YOU DIDN'T CHANGE! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! THAT YOU WOULD HARM MY FRIENDS AND TRY TO GET BACK WITH ME!"

She sat their silent as I calmed down from shouting at her," Do you actually think I want to go back to live like that? If you were my friend, you would want the best for me," I looked at her with disgrace and trotted away from the table," By the way....."

She looked up at me for my final words to her, hoping it was an ' I'm Sorry.'

" Ditzy is by far the best marefriend I've ever had, I love her and there is nothing you can do to separate us," I said.

" WHAT!!??" She shouted alerting the whole cafeteria of her presence. Probably not the best thing to say to a crazy psycho bitch.

I retreated slowly looking back at her as she flipped an entire table and made her way towards me.

" YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE ME?! AND GO TOWARDS YOUR LITTLE DITZY?" She said as she walked closer to me jabbing me with her hoof.

[ DUDE! HIT THAT BITCH OR SOMETHING! YOU CAN HANDLE HER, SHE IS A FUCKING PSYCHO!]

{ ARE YOU MAD?! I CAN'T HIT A MARE!!}

I looked back at her and grew a sack to stand up to her," Yes and you ca-- Argghhh" She had cut off my speech choking me with her magical grasp.

" IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU!!" She tightened her grip on my neck," NO PONY CAN!"

My eyes felt heavier as I tried gasping for air.... Useless.

[ C'MON.... GR..ZE...SNAP..TH.....FU....OUT....OF....IT]

< YOU....AR....GOI..G...TO DI..>

I wasn't able to properly hear my consciences, the blood supplied to my brain was being cut off and I was about to fall unconscious.

" Some....pony....Help!" I shouted my last cry for help as I closed my eyes,".........."

*POW* *Thud* I felt my body drop to the floor with whatever Celestia forsaken senses I had left.

" NO PONY HURTS MY COLTFRIEND!" Ditzy shouted as she hoofed Fleur again.

My lungs ached for air as I supplied it as fast as I could have while laying on the floor.

I saw Ditzy hold Fleur by her coat bringing her eye to eye level," YOU HEAR ME BITCH?!" Ditzy had hoofed Fleur again.

Dear Celestia, I loved Ditzy, not only was she affectionate but she could have kicked ass.... hard. Note to Self, never piss her off.

*RINNNNNGGGGGGG*

Ditzy released her grasp on Fleur and pushed her into a table and made her way towards me. She picked my body off the floor and supported me as I tried to stand followed by a slow walk," You okay Graze?"

" Heh, I'm going to live," I joked around in my hoarse voice," Thanks Ditzy........ I love you."

She stopped her trot and looked at her beaten up coltfriend," There is no need to thank me, you always have done the same and I'm proud of you." She kissed me on my cheek," Feeling better?"

" Why?" I asked.

" Why what?"

" Why are you proud of me...." I said with what energy I had built up.

" I'm always proud of my coltfriend, he always stands up for me and yet when he tried to go against a mare, he would never hit one and because of that I'm proud of you and I would forever love you, you're not like some of those other ponies, you're special."

I felt a tear roll down my cheek, that speech was so familiar to what my mother had said..... I would do anything for Ditzy, I would die for her, she was my marefriend and I was proud of her no matter how small the accomplishment was.

I kissed her on the cheek and wrapped my wing slowly around her," Muffin... What class do we have next?"

" Haha, I think we would be kind of late but we have biology," Ditzy replied.

" Doesn't matter if I'm late, I'm spending time with you..."

We both entered the class and to our luck, the teacher was yet to arrive so we quickly sat in our seats next to each other before we got in trouble.

*SLAM*

" I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE CLASS!" said a familiar voice hidden behind an oddly shaped object covered with a piece of fabric as the teacher entered through the door.

The hidden object was gently placed on the table," Hahaha! Whew, sorry class I was a bit busy, let me introduce myself, I am RedCross, you may know me as your school doctor but I will also be your Biology teacher."

" Nurse!" I shouted teasing him.

" Doctor.... Anyways, I was assigned to this class for a very special request for the near future," There was a few whispers and mumbles heard in the class," Don't worry, you will get more information about what will be happening soon but for now your project which you will be given has and only needs two days too finish."

[ Fuck you Cross, I thought you loved us and won't give us any work]

" Also, this isn't a written assigment."

[ I love you Cross]

I raised my hoof in confusion," So what kind of project is this?"

Cross smiled pulling the covers off revealing two fakes foals," You students will pair up and take care of these close to reality (machine like) foals for two days straight as you try to cope with your school work.... Now pair up!"

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Brony Day Care Part 1

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Epic New Fic BLAMMO!

The other ponies and I stood by our usual and obvious partner of choice, Ditzy and I, Ice and Pinkie, Light and Trixie, Dark and Twilight, Shot and AppleJack, Breeze and FlutterShy. Last but not least, Vine and Rainbow Dash..... Wow, our first alternative family.... well other than Octavia, Vinyl and Lyra and Bon Bon.

RedCross stood in front of the class and began his speech," Excellent, now that you are in pairs, I can finally explain what is going to happen," RedCross facehoofed," Well, not me but Mr. Charge."

* BAM* The classroom door was kicked open when a small rolling desk with a projector was driven by our one and only, Celestia damn beloved, Mr. Freaking Charge.

" Good day students," he said calmly with an evil smile.... That damn smile! IT NEVER MEANT ANYTHING GOOD. He looked at me with a bemused face reading my mind, he then continued" Anyways, today I'm going to teach you about proper foal care."

Oh yes! That's right, Dark was Mr. Charge's son.

" First thing you need to know, you need to be extra responsible as you are taking care of another living being other than yourself, hopefully this lesson will teach some of you to be more responsible," Mr. Charge began talking as he pulled down a white sheet like material for the viewing of such images from the projector.

[ Heh, no shit...]

He looked at me. Great, what did I do now," Would you kindly, take off the lights for me Graze?" he asked kindly.

< HOLY SHIT!! WE ARE GONNA GET RAPED!>

I walked to the switch which was near the door.

[ Look, all you have to do, is take off the lights, let everyone else here take the dicking and run for your life ]

I stared at the switch for a few seconds, honestly, I didn't know why my mind was thinking like that but maybe it was just the twice near rape encounters including the Mating Season period.

* WHAP!* One of those demon text books was thrown as a projectile at me," Hurry Up Graze, the class is waiting."

[ TO GET THE " DROP SOAP" TREATMENT ]

< Analized >

I quickly turned off the lights and rushed close too Ditzy not wanting to get hit by another book.

[ Your faith has been sealed]

I looked at one of Mr. Charge's consciences literally walk on air by Kill and Joy, slap them and tell me," Honestly Graze, I know you're paranoid but I don't do that sorta stuff."

I nodded in an apologetic manner and paid attention to Mr. Charge as he had turned on the projector, showing a picture of a foal Dark in a bath tub without a smile...... Well played Silent Charge, you have won my respect.

A few snickers from the class were heard here and there," Okay class, since these are mechanic foals, bathing won't be necessary as I think you ponies know how to scrub your balls.''

...... What.......The.......Fuck.........

He then flipped the image showing a foal Dark, nude, as the Silent Charge in the image tried putting on diapers to the foal.

I just wanted to make a tease out of Dark," Hahahaha! WOW DARK! ARE THEY THE SAME SIZE?"

" WHAT?!! NO!! DAD CHANGE THAT PIC!!" Dark said obviously embarassed as Twilight gave me a glare telling me that I should have known better.

*WHAP!* Mr. Charge threw a book at Dark," Now son, I am not finished with my lesson," he said showing a bit of troll in his expression.

" So... Dark...." Ice began slowly.

" Ughh... Yes Ice?" Dark said.

" How do you clop what you can't see?" Ice said calmly which made the whole situation funnier.

Dark facehoofed," Fuck YOU! ICE! How do you even survive with those snowballs?"

*WHAP WHAP!* Mr. Charge silenced them both with his usual and preferred method.

Light whispered something to Vine which made her only snicker, Vine nodded her head and looked at Twilight.

" So... Twilight.... Do you FEEL anything," Vine emphasised on the word "Feel" making sure even Twilight understood. Light was obviously smart as he knew Vine won't get hit by a book.

*WHAP* Correction: He was not AS smart as Mr. Charge who had just thrown yet another book at Light. Honestly, does he just pull these books out of his ass? YOU LITERALLY CAN'T SEE THEM UNLESS HE THROWS THEM.

Twilight blushed immensely and snapped at Vine," OH YEAH! WELL YOU AND DASH ARE BOTH MARES, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?!"

" Bitch, I'm gonna cut you," Vine said," And if you wanna know how it feels again, I have a cactus with your name on it."

" ALRIGHT PONIES, STOP!" Breeze shouted calming everypony down," Can we just listen to Mr. Charge and get this over with?" Breeze was the only one sensible making a better example than the rest of us, FlutterShy nodded behind him silently and encouraged him.

" Yeah.... well... that's if you want to .... I mean... if you don't mind," FlutterShy shied away.

" Yeah, c'mon ponies, the faster we get this done, the faster we can start our assignment and finish," Shot said agreeing with Breeze.

" Yeah c'mon mares, Ah reckon this is going to be ah hard task without this info," AppleJack said backing up her colt friend.

A random mare came up from the group and announced," Yeah! Come on, we need to stop the fighting! I wish we can all get along like we used to in middle school..... I wish that I can bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles," Rainbow Dash looked at her sort of frightened [ CUPCAKES ANYPONY?!]

She continued as all our classmates paid attention to her emotional driven speech," and we can all be happy."

Pinkie Pie shouted," SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! I know everypony in this school!"

RedCross looked at her," Do you even go to this school?"

"..... No... I just have a lot of feelings,"

Mr. Charge looked at her," ....... Bitch get the Fuck out."

After a two hour long slide and talk with Mr. Charge and foal care, we exited the class each pair with a strangely looking mechanical life like foal in a basket.

Pinkie Pie bounced with the two foals in one basket," OOOOOOoooo I think I'm going to call you Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake."

-----------------------MILES AWAY IN PONYVILLE, SUGARCUBE CORNER------------------------

Mr. Cake shrugged at a certain thought and feeling as he spoke to Mrs. Cake," Hun?"

"Yeah?"

" I don't think we should name our future children, Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake."

" *Gasp* Why not?!" She exclaimed curiously.

" I don't know......"

We were each only allowed one foal but Pinkie insisted that had gotten two.... Poor Ice.

[ What a brave son of a bitch]

< Yeah..... What we gonna name ours?>

" Hey Graze? What are we going to name ours? Even though we may only have 'it' for two days," Ditzy said as she walked with me to her dorm with the basket clenched in my mouth...... Honestly, I think she just read my mind.

" Hmmmmm.... I really don't know, I guess we can think of one later... Don't get too attached though, it's only for a project.... By the way, I am not good with babies at all, I've had some bad experiences," I said managing to actually speak a proper sentence with the basket in my mouth.

" I'm sure that we can get through this together," Ditzy said as we slowly trotted.

" Heh, sure.... by the way, these things are mechanical.... so how do they work?" I questioned.

" WAAAAHHHHH WAAHHHH!!" The foal cried in horrible timing and convenience.

I suddenly remembered one things Charge had said," These foals are like real life so they eat, shit, sleep and need to be taken care of as it was a foal."

I suddenly placed the basket on the floor gently, picked up the foal, sat on the floor and rocked it back to sleep.

" Wow Graze, you will make an awesome daddy," Ditzy said amazed at my skills.

" Well hopefully to our foal one day," I said to Ditzy confident in our relationship.

" One day.... and I can't wait for it...." She said nuzzling me after I placed the foal back in its basket.

------------------- THREE A.M ----------------------------

" WAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAHHHHH WAAHHHH!!" The crying was more intense than it was ever before, waking both me and Ditzy up.

" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!!" I SHOUTED," I CHANGED YOUR FUCKING DIAPER! I FED YOU THAT BOTTLE OF CRAP CHARGE GAVE US! I EVEN SOMEHOW MADE YOU BUCKING BELCH! YOU'RE A CELESTIA DAMN ROBOT!! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING ALL OF THIS?! I ROCKED YOU TOO DAMN SLEEP!"

" GRAZE!! CALM DOWN IT'S JUST A CHILD!" Ditzy shouted trying to calm me down.

The crying suddenly stopped," .... Thanks Ditzy."

" WAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAHHHHH WAAHHHH!!" I stood quietly in one spot with an expression showing confusion, horror and loss of sanity.

* KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Was the sound of a hammer slamming down a piece of wood gaining the attention from the court.

" Court is now in session!" The judge pony shouted looking a lot like Mr. Charge," Now..... Mr. Graze, did you or did you not throw this foal out of the window?"

" IT'S A DAMN MACHINE!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THING PROGRAMMED TO MAKE ME LOSE MY SANITY!!"

" Oh no it's not, it was a life and was still your responsibility....You have also admit to committing this crime of violence upon a foal which is illegal in any country, state or cloud of Equestria.... I hereby sentence you to be exiled to the moon."

Princess Celestia then randomly appeared, walking up from the jury and staring at me," So, Graze.... Are a mmmmmmmmm beeytch that likes bananas."

" WHAT?!"

" WELL! YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO BANANAS ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!! BEEEYYEETTCHHH!!!!"

* POW POW* Ditzy held me with one of her hooves worried, slapping me with another bringing me back to reality," GRAZE SNAP OUT OF IT!!!"

* POW POW*

" Wait, wha--?" I said confused still hearing the crying from the baby.

" We can't afford to give up! Try and sing it a lullaby or something!" Ditzy begged wanting the noise to stop as well.

Even through the ear splitting sounds of crying, I picked up the foal, rocked it back and forth and sang a certain famous lullaby:

Hush now quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head,

Hush now quiet now it's time to go to bed,

Drifting off too sleep may exciting dreams find you,

Drifting off too sleep, an exciting day behind you.

And with one verse, the foal was asleep.

" Whew, I thought that would have never ended," I said placing the foal in its basket.

" You did a great job," Ditzy said kissing me on my cheek," I think it's time to go to bed now, would you mind singing to me as well?"

" Not at all," I said smiling at her," But I'm kinda curious how the other ponies are handling this."

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Brony Day Care Part 2

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! AHAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Pinkie! Please stop crying, we are going to be good parents to these two.... urhmm... foals," Ice said trying to calm Pinkie Pie down with a background polluted with the sound of two foals crying.

She had tried everything but nothing seemed to work, she even tried the ole, "dump yourself with flour" trick and not even a chuckle came from the two foals...... They were machines, they weren't suppose to feel laughter.

" Why?! WHY WON'T THEY LAUGH OR STOP CRYING!!" Pinkie cried out," I TRIED EVERYTHING!! The oink oink song, playing with them, telling jokes. I even threw them a party! It's just too much too handle."

Ice trotted over to his marefriend picking her up and wiping her tears," Pinkie, these are foals and they are our responsibility.... We aren't suppose to throw them parties and also they are mechanical, they don't feel emotion."

" But if they don't feel anything, what are we supposed to do?"

Ice walked over to pick up the basket with both foals and brought them back to Pinkie. He then picked up one of the foals and slowly rocked it too sleep.

"This," he said as if he had found peace.

Pinkie Pie followed his parental advice and tried picking up one of the foals, to act calmly and motherly. She slowly rocked the foal balanced in her forelegs and whispered," Shhhh, don't cry, everything is going to be alright...."

Both foals were now asleep and were laid next to each other in the basket.

" You are going to be a great mother," Ice said kissing Pinkie on her cheek. Truth be told, Ice had made a huge change in personality ever since he was our friend.

" Thanks Icy," she said returning the affectionate act," This really is a hard job.... I'm really sorry for putting you into this.Two foals really is a lot of hard work."

" Ha, are you kidding me? Anytime with you makes it worth while," Ice was now aware that he had said that a bit too loud," Whoops, don't wanna wake them up now." He whispered.

" Hahahaha, nope," Pinkie said cheerfully and happy.

Ha.... Icy, what a cute pet name.

FlutterShy and SeaBreeze looked at their quiet foal now put to asleep by Shy's angelic voice," Awwww, it looks so cute," Breeze said.

" Oh my.... yes, we did a wonderful job... they look so peaceful..." FlutterShy said quietly not wanting to wake it up.

" So it's been a pretty easy job so far.... what do you want to do?" Breeze asked curiously.

" I really don't know... We have test coming up in a few days and I need to practice my song for the Minor Mare Mixup."

" Oh yeah, want me to help you with your singing?" Breeze offered.

" *GASP* NO," she said in a louder yet regular quiet tone, she then looked at Breeze's shocked face," I mean... uhmm..."

" You....you don't like my singing?"

" Oh... no no, I do like your singing," FlutterShy lied trying to make her stallion feel better.

" FlutterShy, I know you like my singing because it's me.... But am I terrible at it?" He didn't want the answer he was about to get as Breeze noticed FlutterShy's cowardice expression.

" Uhmm...uhmm... you're just a teensy bit off key... not bad though." Okay, we all knew FlutterShy was a terrible liar and we also knew that when she sugar coated these lies, the truth was at least....... approximately...... Let me allow Kill to say it.

[ Fucking terrible.]

Yeah, they were that bad and Breeze was tramautized by the truth which everyone held back from him. None of us and I mean none of us wanted to kill his joy in something which he enjoyed so much.

Breeze made his way to the door while FlutterShy looked a bit concerned," Breeze! Where are you going? We need to take care of the baby!"

Breeze looked a bit sad and opened the door," Don't worry, the baby is asleep.... I need to find Graze."

" Oh... okay just be back soon!"

" Don't worry, I promise," Breeze said closing the door quietly.

FlutterShy looked at the floor a bit saddened," ..... What have I done...."

" WHY WON'T THIS BABY STOP CRYING!!" Rainbow Dash shouted with her mane in chaos," I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!"

" ME NEITHER!! I TAKE CARE OF BUCKING PLANTS!!" Vine shouted with her disorganized green mane," THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT!!"

Both of the mares were traumatized by the non stop crying of the baby, Rainbow Dash then shot up with an idea," WAIT! YEAH! THESE THINGS ARE MACHINES RIGHT?"

" Uhmmm, yeah," Vine looked at her quizzically.

" Why can't we just take out the batteries?" Dash said.

Vine was on the verge of losing it, she grabbed Rainbow Dash," ARE YOU MAD?! WE WILL FAIL THIS ASSIGNMENT!"

" Meh, I can risk it," Dash said not giving a care.

" Dashie, we are mares!" Vine began," It's in our blood, in our soul! We can do this and there are two of us, this should be easy! What are we doing wrong?!"

'' We tried EVERYTHING!" Dash said.

" All you did was try to sleep but I don't think babies are interested in plants, we are hopeless!"

* Knock Knock Knock*

Vine stomped a hoof on the floor impatiently shooting a vine towards the door knob and opening it," WHAT?!!"

Breeze appeared by the entrance of the door," Is everything okay?"

" Ugh, sorry, sorry... Just this baby won't stop crying for five hours! FIVE HOURS!" Vine looked at him intensely.

" You even tried rocking it too sleep? It is a baby."

Both the mares looked at him and facehoofed simultaneously, Vine ordered," Dash, can you please gently rock the baby back to sleep?"

" You got it Vin," Dash said quickly attending to the foal.

" Now Breeze," Vine continued fixing her mane," What is it you want?"

" Where is Graze?"

" I just checked up on him a few minutes ago, I kinda needed help and his place was kinda quiet.... He said something about apple cider."

--------------------- Really Random Moment In Cooking Class Which I Don't Belong To--------------------

" -- WELL BROTHER, WE'VE GOT OPPURTUNITY IN THIS VERY COMMUNI--" One of two tall, red and whited maned stallions sang by a machine.

[ Let me handle this ]

* SLAM*

I walked into the class after kicking open the door," NO! NO MOTHER FUCKING MUSICAL NUMBERS!"

I trotted to the front of the class by the two brothers," WHAT ARE YOUR CELESTIA DAMN NAMES!"

" HE'S FLIM!" One of them shouted scared pointing to his brother with a moustache.

" HE'S FLAM!" The other followed.

" YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING SING YOUR SONGS AND MAKE APPLE CIDER?" I (Kill) took up a glass and chugged down one," THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS AIN'T EVEN FULLY APPLES"

I flung one of the glasses at one of the brothers who dodged it," Hey! What was that fo-"

" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SPEAK WHEN FUCKING SPOKEN TOO!" He hugged his brother for comfort.

" YOU SADDISTIC BASTARDS THINK YOU CAN RUIN THE RED AND WHITE MANE COMBO?"

Yes, this is what it was about... Really....

"....."

" ANSWER ME! OR ELSE I WILL SHOVE EACH OF YOUR HORNS UP ANOTHERS ASS SO FAR UP YOU WILL SPEW THE SHIT YOU MAKE!"

" WE'RE SORRY! WE'RE SORRY! NO MORE MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THIS SCHOOL!"

" NOT FROM Y'ALL I HOPE, IF I HEAR ONE SONG FROM YOU, DISRESPECTING THE RED AND WHITE MANE COLOR COMBO, I WILL FIND YOU! UNDERSTAND?"

Both of them nodded.

" ARGGGHHH!!!! FUS RO DAH!" A loud shout came from me, knocking both of the brothers against the blackboard.

" YES YES! SORRY! WE UNDERSTAND!" Both of them said in unison.

" Hahaha, good," I looked at the entire class," You enjoy your day now."

I exited the door with a happy trot.

" What just happened?" The teacher from the class said.

" I don't know but I feel violated," said Flim.

"-- But good luck with finding him," Vine said," How is your baby doing though?"

" Oh, it's fine, fast asleep, FlutterShy sang a lullaby but maybe you both should try that sometime soon," Breeze advised.

" Dash can't sing and if I do plants would grow everywhere!" Vine leaned closely to Breeze and whispered," ....Everywhere."

" Okay... thanks for the info, I'm gonna find Graze now, good luck!" Breeze said.

" Bye Breeze! And thanks for the advice!" Vine said closing the door," Hmph, I wonder how Light and Trixie are doing."

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Brony Day Care 3

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

" THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS YOU TO STOP CRYING!!" Trixie (without her cape or hat) shouted at the foal which was now crying even louder.

" Trixie! Stop and lower your voice, it's aggravating the baby," Light said trying to help the situation by picking up the foal with magic and rocking it," Try and get its attention."

" How?"

" I don't know, try something...Anything!" Light said with the foal in a magical aura rocking it slowly.

" Uhmmmm, uhmmmm--" Trixie tried to think while panicked," Aha!"

Trixie rushed off into a small trunk and came back with her wizardry hat and cape," Now! Look here foal! IT IS I! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!! TRIXXIIIEEEEEE!!!!" She shouted standing up on her hindlegs, small fireworks and other carnival sounds and lights behind her.

" Oooo," the foal sounded as it gazed at the unicorn magic.

" Great! Keep on going hun!" Light applauded," It stopped crying."

" Uhmm...uhmm...AHA! Now listen closely as I tell you the story of how I, the Great and Powerful Trixie defeated an Ursa Major!"

The life-like foal was amazed and encored for more by making cute baby sounds and stomping on the floor with its hooves.

"-- WHEN ALL HOPE WAS LOST, THE PONIES OF HOOFINGTON HAD NOPONY TO TURN TO BUT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE STEPPED IN AND WITH MY AWESOME MAGIC, VANQUISHED THE URSA MAJOR AND SENT HIM BACK TO HIS CAVE DEEP WITHIN THE EVERFREE FOREST!"

The baby then beat the floor with his hooves asking for more, Light looked at her and shrugged," C'mon babe, you can do this."

" Uhm...I..." The baby pony then looked a bit sad, ready to burst into tears," NO! NO! DON'T WORRY! UHMM... AHA!" Trixie then used her magic to entertain the little foal from crying some more.... and more.... and more.

[A FEW HOURS OF MAGIC LATER]

Both the baby and Trixie were both tuckered ( by tuckered out for the baby, I mean sleep mode as it is a Robot) out from entertaining and cheering.

Light knelt down by Trixie to reach her height and nuzzled her after putting the foal back in its basket," I'm proud of you Trixie, you did a wonderful job. Would you like some time to rest?"

Trixie returned the affection with a response of a small peck on the cheek," Oh...Yes please." She then fainted from over exerting herself.

Light levitated her onto his back, walked into her room and placed her gently on the bed, wrapping her in a blanket," I love you Trixie."

" WHY DO ROBOTIC FOALS EVEN NEED DIAPERS!! ARGH! STOP MOVING!!" Shot cried out flailing his arms trying to put a diaper on the foal.

" Wow there sugarcube, I think you put the diaper on the wrong head," AppleJack chuckled at Shot who had a diaper on his head.

[ HA! YES! STILL COULD MAKE A PERVY JOKE!]

< Not cool>

AppleJack walked across to Shot and began to wrap the foal in a new diaper," There ya go, perfect."

Shot was amazed at his mare's skill in foal care," Wow AJ, I never knew you were so....motherly."

" Well shoot, if ya have a younger sister, ah guess ya learn anyway ya take it," AppleJack said.

" Wait, you have a sister? All I thought you had was Big Mac, Granny Smith and BraeBurn.... Never really mentioned AppleBloom before," Shot had now realized.

" Ah'm sorry, she is just a little filly and wull, we were suppose to meet her but our train kinda broke down, 'member?"

" Oh yeah," Shot said in realization, his attention was now directed to the foal who was now crying," Oh no! Whats wrong?" He picked up the foal and examined him.

" Are you hungry? No... can't be... we just fed you."

AppleJack joined in," Do we havta change ya?" She then smelled the baby," Nope."

"WHAT DO WE DO?! IT WON'T EVEN GO TO SLEEP!!"

" I dun know, I never took care of AppleBloom that much, Big Mac did!" AppleJack panicked.

" Wait I have an idea... hopefully this will work," Shot rolled his eyes and trotted towards the baby," Here goes nothing."

He picked up the foal and patted it on its back," *BELCH*"

" Whew, that surely smelled," CrackShot fanned his hoof blowing the scent away.

" Wuh? How did ya know?"

" It was the only sensible thing, it won't eat, we just changed it and it won't sleep, something was obviously bothering it," Shot said.

" BUT! IT'S A MACHINE! HOW DOES IT EVEN BURP?"

" Meh, beats me....Lucky guess," Shot shrugged.

" Well I'm glad you did SugarCube," AJ then roughly played with Shot's mane and placed her hat on his head as a sign of a good job.

She then tackled him which he willingly accepted as they began too fool around.

" Hahahaha, Wow... uhmmm AppleJack?"

" Yea sugarcube?"

" The foal is watching...." Shot said pointing a hoof.

" It's a machine and a foal, he probably thinks we are just hurting each other."

" Yes, yes AppleJack.... Just a machine," said Mr. Charge looking at a few screens with video.

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" A foal cried.

" TWILIGHT!!" Dark said with a worried expression.

" STOP PUSHING ME DARK! I'M READING ABOUT FOALCARE AS FAST AS I CAN! IT'S JUST THE CRYING.... I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!"

Dark grabbed Twilight and looked at her hoping to snap her out of it," Twilight! Look at me! Books don't help with this thing, we have to learn by ourselves! It's in our blood to take care of foals! WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS!"

Twilight released a breath she believed she wasn't holding," Alright Dark, you are right... we can do this."

" Good now.... babies cry when they are hungry, sleepy and have a diaper full of shit.''

[......subtle.....]

<.....yeah....>

" Does he smell bad?" Dark asked.

Twilight brought her face close to the baby," Ugh......yes."

" Okay......How do we change a foal's diaper now?"

Twilight facehoofed," WE NEED TO READ THE BOOK!"

" NO WE DON'T! WE CAN DO THIS! ALL BY OURSELVES... EXPERIENCE IS BETTER THAN KNOWLEDGE!" Twilight said going for the book.

"Twilight, no.... trust me please....We can do this."

" B-But it smells so bad...."

Dark hugged her dramatically," I know.... I know"

They both looked at the crying foal and headed towards it," *Blegh..... smells worse than before," said Dark.

" WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW!!"

" TAKE OFF THE DIAPER!"

" WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE!!"

" JUST DO IT!!" Twilight followed Dark's orders and unwrapped the diaper off of the baby.

" DEEAAUUGGGHHHH! WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!! IT'S A ROBOT AND IT SHITS!!"

Twilight was now holding the stink bomb in her magic," WHAT TO DO?! WHAT TO DO?!!"

" THROW IT AWAY!!"

" WHERE?!"

" THROW IT TWILIGHT!!"

Twilight acted in the heat of the moment and flung the dirty diaper randomly," Oh...oh."

Dark thrashed around the room blinded," MY EYES! SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA!! MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!!!!"

" DARK STAY STILL! I HAVE A CLEANING SPELL!" Twilight exclaimed with her glowing horn now about to cast a spell.

[ Aren't all mares suppose to know that spell?]

< HA! WIN! Maybe they know the cooking spell too>

[ They don't need to learn that spell, they are born with it]

A few hours passed before they actually got the mess cleaned and the baby put to sleep. Dark wanted to be alone...in a corner.... in the fetal position, rocking back and forth whispering to himself," The horror."

" Thank you Dark," Twilight approached him," Thank you for showing me what books couldn't.... I would give you a kiss but.... you still smell like baby shit."

" It's alright Twi....It's...fine."

I now came back from my little apple cider trip and entered Ditzy's dorm, she welcomed me home," Hey Graze, how was the cider?"

" It was alright.... I'm still going to stick to my usual drinks at the bar though," I lied about the cider.

< Sweet sweet vodka!>

[ In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!]

< Did we just switch places>

[ I don't know......]

" Oh too bad, I really hoped you would have liked apple cider," Ditzy said.

" Well the trip was kinda worth it..."

[ Too beat the shit out of those two annoying brothers]

< HE'S KILL AND I'M JOY, WE'VE GOT OPPURTUNITY, IN THIS SCHOOL SOCIETY...>

[ Don't fucking start me]

< What? It's catchy!>

*Knock Knock Knock*

" Who can that be?" I asked myself but yet Ditzy still answered.

" I don't know."

I walked to the door and opened it revealing a light blueish green stallion with a brown mane, tail and goatee wearing a pair of glasses," THANK CELESTIA SOMEPONY ANSWERED!! I NEED HELP!"

I quickly put a hoof over his mouth and grabbed him by the neck, unnecessary violence I knew well of it," ARE YOU TRYING TO WAKE UP THE BABY!!" I whispered with a bit of anger.

I released my hoof and sighed," Sorry!"

I looked at him and raised an eyebrow," I've never seen you around here.... who are you?"

" Legit Greenfield," said the pony.

[ AN EPIC SHOUTOUT TO KICKASS222URMOM'S OC!]

" Mhmm...okay and you need help with?" I thought to myself ''Please don't say foal."

" The foal project, we have to hand them in, in just two hours and I could not for the life of me get it to stop crying!"

" Wait, 'I' as in singular?" He nodded.

" Single parent," he laughed.

" That kinda sucks, you tried feeding it?"

He nodded.

" Making it fall asleep?"

He nodded.

" Taking out the batteries?"

" I TRIED EVERYTHING!"

" Well maybe you're not the only one to try... the child needs a mother figure," I pointed out," I'm sorry but you're going to have to complain to Mr. Cross. This assignment was meant for two ponies and it would be unfair if you failed.... Let me talk to him."

It was now time to hand in our "foals" to be graded and checked if they were still functioning properly. I walked up to Cross as everypony left and began our small discussion standing up for Legit.

" Well, I do see your point Graze.... I really have no choice as for him, it was a bit unfair but I would still be marking you and the others regularly..... Just don't tell Mr. Charge.... he kinda scares me," Cross said.

I nodded with a small smile and walked outside of the biology class looking at Legit who was bouncing up and down in joy with Ditzy from overhearing our small conversation," THANK YOU SO MUCH.....Uhm..."

" Graze," I said finishing his sentence.

" HEY! I HAVE AN IDEA! You and I should go out and grab a few beers to celebrate!"

" Oh yes please! I need something to get that awful cider out of my mouth!" I said looking at Ditzy begging her to go.

She gave me an expression bemused to my begging and whip cracked her tail," .....Fine, I guess it won't hu--"

" THANKS DITZY!!" I looked at Legit and grabbed his hoof," THE BUCK YOU WAITING ON?! LET'S GO!"

I flew as fast as I could have wanting to relieve all of my stress from the past few days of foal caring, just to take a drink with my new friend.

We sat there and talked as if we were old pals reminiscing about the past and the better days but what we were doing was actually way better than that.

We laughed, made jokes and got to know each other real good over a few drinks.

Legit took a drink of his beer and spilled some on the counter," Whoops my bad, let me just get a napkin."

He then turned around on his stool facing a purple mare with a darker shade of purple mane and tail," Excuse me Miss, can you pass me a napkin please?"

The mare, now recognized as Berry Punch was highly intoxicated and leapt on the light blueish earth pony and began to kiss him.

I leapt off my stool and was about to try and pull the mare off Legit, he then shouted," No, don't! I'm enjoying this!"

" WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU THINK ARE YOU DOING?!" I shouted confused at him.

He smiled, taking a breather from the kiss and said," Living the dream!"

[ OH NO, A FUCKING PUN!]

< AHAHAHA, I LOVED THAT JOKE>

I rolled my eyes and got back on my stool to take another drink until a sudden green swirly flame came out of nowhere releasing two scroll in front of me.

I opened the first one and read," GROW YOUR HORN TWENTY PERCENT BIGGER TODAY!"

[ FUCKING SPAM]



{ I really, really hate junk mail}

I then looked at the second scroll, rolled neatly with the stamp of royalty on it and opened it:

Dear Razor Graze,

I am sending you this letter to inform you that you will be out of school for a while, most likely a short two days. We have already informed the leading board of your school, there is no need to worry. The reason of this being is that, a certain pegasus, Girokon as you may know him, has somehow by the means of a spell gone wrong has two consciences like you now, both free of will and able to communicate with the host of the body. He has already gotten into a bit of trouble with them and is very well inexperienced with handling these situations, he does not know the true potential and power like you do and I ask of you to teach/ train him so that he may get a better understanding of it.

When you are ready to go, place your hoof on this scroll and you will be immediately transported to PonyVille. Good luck and I hope you have a relaxing yet small vacation away from school work.

Your Highness,

Princess Celestia

" YO LEGIT! I HAVE TO HEAD OFF FOR A WHILE! YOU OKAY HERE?" I asked Legit who was below Berry Punch.

" I'm fine bro! See ya later!"

I trotted out of the bar leaving the bill for him to pay..... Kill had nothing to do with that plan... I am a very busy pony and it was his treat.

" I have to tell Ditzy about this and tell the others!" I said picking up speed and flying off to my school.

{ PACK YOUR BAGS COLTS! WE ARE GOING TO PONYVILLE!}

<[ BUCKKK YEAAHH!!!}>

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CROSSOVER OF CONSCIENCES: KillJoy and Breaking Dawn

CROSSOVER WITH LIVING THE DREAM KICKASS222URMOM

I write my own scenes while Lance wrote his.

Graze

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

 < My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Lance

[ My conscience Break writes in these bracket and bolded]

< My consciences Dawn writes in these and italics >

{ I respond in these }

Our consciences will talk to each other, so we will be stating when they talk and who it is.

Graze's POV

It was now morning and I had packed all my bags with clothes, supplies and some school books to study while in PonyVille. I looked at Ditzy who was a bit saddened to see me go, I hugged her and kissed her on the lips," Don't worry Ditzy, I will be fine and safe.... It's only two days."

" I'm going to miss you Graze, it will be awfully quiet in here without you," Ditzy replied.

" I will think of you everyday and hour but I really have to go, the sun is about to rise and the others will be curious if they see me leave," I said.

" Can I at least walk you out?" Ditzy offered.

" I won't rather anypony else."

I opened the door and allowed Ditzy to go first but to my surprise, there were a whole lot of ponies at my front door: Shot, Breeze, Ice, Vine, Light, Dark, Charge, Cross and Legit.

[ Well fuck, so much for stealth]

< Psht, I know right, not even at five in the morning >

" Graze! Why didn't you tell us anything!" Vine exclaimed.

" Yeah buddy, at least a good bye before you go," Dark said.

" Who told you all?" I asked.

Legit walked up and said," Me, I thought your friends should have known if you were leaving forever, by the way, you shouldn't read letters outloud."

I facehoofed," WELL! If you are going to eavesdrop, do it correctly, I'm only going to be gone for two days."

" Oh.....right," Legit said sheepishly.

" Well why are you going?" Ice asked.

" Yeah, what does the princess need from you?" Breeze asked curiously.

" Wow fillies and gentlecolts, I'm sure the princess has to deal with a very important matter only Graze can do, so calm down," Light said.

" And I do! Somepony named Girokon, a pony I went against in a hoofball match with Breeze, you remember him right?"

Breeze nodded," Yeah, him and five other ponies, can't remember their names though.... HA! We knocked out a teacher with a giant paper ball."

" WAIT! THAT WAS THE TWO OF YOU?! SHIT! I REMEMBER SOME PONY TACKLING AN ALICORN!! Don't tell me that was you Graze," Shot said amazed.

I chuckled at the memory," Yeah it was ahahaha, that guy was freaking Light's size .....Also, apparently some magical mishap caused him to have two consciences just like me but he is a bit inexperienced.... She wants me to teach him."

" Ahhh yes, the student becomes a teacher, please tell me more when you come back Graze, I hate to admit it but... I am going to miss you as well," Charge said.

" Where are you going anyways?" Shot asked.

"PonyVille."

" Ha, Graze, I know you have the tendency to get injured and cause mass confusion wherever you go but take care, I won't be there to fix any broken bones, just be safe," Cross said looking out for the best of me.

Vine was extremely quiet and had an emotionless expression," Vine? Are you okay?"

"....It's fine... I'm just going to miss you that's all..." She admitted with a bit of choke in her voice," Come back safe Graze, I've seen what you can do and what Kill can do... I'm just looking out for you that is all."

I looked at Ditzy who then encouraged me to do what I did best with a motion of her hooves.

I walked up to Vine and looked at her," I promise I will be safe and in perfect health when I come back.... I know you a bit more than anypony here, you can show some emotion in front of us.... it's only natural."

I then hugged the only mare of our group telling her it was going to be okay," Feeling better?"

She nodded and smiled," Well, looks like its time for me to go," I said not wanting to waste anymore time.

I looked at Ditzy one last time for what may be the next two days.

< Awww screw it bro, she is your mare>

[ Yeah, just plant one big ol smooch on her ]

I grabbed Ditzy pulling her into one kiss in front of everypony there.

There were a few giggles and Aww's.

I then released my kiss from Ditzy, placed the scroll on the floor and opened it.

" See ya soon guys! Peace for now!"

Everypony waved their silent goodbyes.

I looked at the scroll and stomped on it, usually, it would be a green flame which would teleport the scrolls but for me, I used some black flames.

[ What? Gotta leave with a bang you know?]

Everypony stood there silent as I was now gone except for Legit," ...... OH FUCK!"

" What's wrong?" Ice asked.

" I should have asked for a souvenir."

I was teleported in the centre of PonyVille by a fountain where ponies would gather and relax.

I scanned my environment at the peaceful scenery as it was still morning no pony to be seen except for a few gathering their supplies to sell.

Some ponies looked different and others were strangely familiar, especially a certain Stetson hat wearing pony.

[ Isn't that AppleJack?]

< Nah, can't be! She is in school remember?>

I trotted over to her stand," Yo AppleJack!"

The mare responded to her name and looked at me," Why ah've never seen you here before, how do ya know muh name?"

" Don't you remember me, it's me Graze, you know, Razor Graze!"

" Who now? You don't even look like you're from here, you're wearing those fancy pantsy clothes.... Wait Ah get it! You must be one of Girokon's friends."

{ How does she not know me? And why is she here?}

[ Beats the fuck out of me]

I looked at her quizically," Uhmmmm Yeah, where can I find him?"

" Ah, he lives way in Canterlot!"

[ THEN WHY THE BUCK WAS I TELEPORTED IN PONYVILLE!?]

" Uhm, thanks AJ, see ya around I guess," I said awkwardly preparing for flight.

< Wow, the awkward tension was sooooooo tight, you could fuck it>

I flew from PonyVille to Canterlot in only few minutes, scoping the city from above when something caught my eye, two leveled houses and a few ponies outside.

Curiosity had gotten the better of me as I flew down to check what happened.

Lance's POV

I kicked a pick of rubble and sighed, "My fucking house is fucking destroyed!"

[Hey man, could be worst.]

{How could this be worst!}

[Well, you could have got your fucking head ripped off!]

{True...}

[Love ya Dawn... No homo.]

I looked over to the second house, my moms, which had a large hole in the side. When she and the Captain got back, they are going to kill me!

"YO, Girokon, that you?" Said a voice that I barely remember.

I turned around to see a very familiar pony, "Hey Graze. I see you found me."

He landed a few feet away from me and began to closely examine me.

[Oh fuck! He's looking straight at me!]

Graze then smiled, "Cool, you do have two consciences, like me. What's their names?"

I tilted my head over to Break, "This here is Break." I then tilted my head to Dawn, "And he is Dawn." I looked at his shoulders and my mouth hung open, "Wait! I can see yours!"

He laughed, "Of course you can, if you can see yours and hear them, then you can see and hear mine."

"Their names?" I asked, still looking at the two mini-Graze's.

He pointed to the one on his right shoulder, "This badass is Kill." He pointed to the other one, "He's Joy."

Said Joy.

[Sweet! Yo Break, whats up?] Said Kill.

Break looked dumbfounded for a second before smirking.

[Its been good.] Said Break.

Said Dawn.

Graze laughed, "I see our consciences are getting along."

I nodded, "Sure looks that way."

[Lance, walk over to Graze, I want to tell Kill something.] Said Break.

{Alright.}

I walked over to Graze. When I neared him, Break ran across the air, I didn't know they could do that, and ran up to Kill. He whispered something in his ear and they both snickered.

Break ran back to my shoulder and smirked.

{What did you tell him?}

Break nodded to Kill and they both laughed.

Suddenly, my right hoof came up, followed by Grazes left hoof.

Graze sighed, "Oh shit."

I cocked my head, "What?"

Both of our hooves came up and slapped each others faces.

I stumbled back holding my face, "FUCK! BREAK, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!"

Break was on his back laughing.

[That was great!] Said Break.

{You bastard!}

Said Dawn.

[No, but it was funny!] Said Break.

I stood up straight and walked back over to Graze, "Sorry about that."

He chuckled while rubbing his cheek, "Its fine, Kill's made me do worst."

I looked at Break, "You better behave!"

[...Maybe...] Said Break with a smirk.

I looked back at Graze, "So, the Princess said you could teach me how to use them, or something."

He nodded, "Yep, I can teach ya easily.'

I looked around at the night, "Can it wait till morning? Its kinda late and I'm sore."

[Pussy!] Said Break.

[I agree with you bro.] Said kill.

Graze rolled his eye at Break, "Sure, I could use a rest too I guess."

I then smiled, "Want to meet my wife?"

He looked kinda shocked, "You have a wife?!"

[Oh yeah! She's smoking hot!] Said Break as he crossed his hooves and motioning a few pelvic thrusts.

[You should have been there when they fucked!] Break said laughing.

Joy said shaking his head.

Dawn said glaring at Break.

I rubbed the back of my head, "Yeah, you'll like her."

He waved his hoof, "Lead the way. Where do you live?"

I pointed to the rubble, "I did live there."

He looked at it and smiled awkwardly, "Ouch, that sucks. Where is your wife then?"

I pointed down the street, "We're staying at my friends Dali's house."

He shrugged, "Okay, well what are we waiting on?"

[This should be fun!] Break said smirking.

Graze looked at him, "How will this be fun?"

Break smirked. [You'll see.]

Graze's POV

Girokon and I walked down the street reminiscing on the day of the hoofball match," Ahaha hey Giro, remember when we had a food fight in the cafeteria?"

" Yeah, sucks to be those poor bastards to clean it up," Lance inputted.

" Hey, what happened to your other friends?" I stomped my hoof on the floor as I tried to remember," Uhmm... that green one, looked kinda high..... buck, what was his name again?"

[ Come on Graze spell it out] Kill said.

[ Yeah, small baby steps] Break said laughing.

 Dawn said to Joy.

< HEY! GRAZE! THE PONY'S NAME IS GREG!> Joy shouted a bit too loud in my ear.

{ Yeah, thanks Joy....}

" Yeah, so what happened to Greg and the others?"

"Well, actually Greg and David is in the hospital, Pinkie Pie is looking after them."

"SURPRISE!" Screamed a very happy voice.

Greg groaned loudly before opening his eyes. He blinked a few times and looked around. He was in some kind of hospital room, with David and Peter in two other beds. He looked to the side of his bed and saw the pink wonder, Pinkie Pie.

He rubbed his head, "What happened?"

She smiled happily at him, "Oh nothing, just Lance and the Prince fought that big meanie and sent him away for ever! You was hurt so they brought you here to rest and to feel better! When I heard that you was hurt, I knew you would want a party when you woke up, so here I am!"

Greg was barely able to keep up with her words, but he knew what she said. He smiled at her, "Thanks Pinkie, but like, where's my weed?"

She cocked her head, "Weed? Oh, there's weeds everywhere silly!"

He chuckled, she just made him laugh, "Never mind." He looked around his bed. Balloons and streamers where placed all around it, but just his bed. "Cool, a party."

David rolled over and groaned, "Do I get a party? I was hurt too."

Pinkie Pie looked at him, "Are you Greg?"

David raised an eyebrow, "No..."

Her head snapped back to Greg, "Then no."

David hung his head, "Awww..."

Greg smirked, "Sucks for you Davy."

Pinkie Pie continued to smile and look at him happily.

Greg smiled, "I get all the bitches."

" Wow sucks to be them," I said.

[ HEY! GREG IS A BADASS! HE SMOKES POT AND GETS BITCHES!] Break said protecting Greg.

[ REALLY?! GRAZE WE NEED TO VISIT GREG!!] Kill begged [ PLEASE!! I NEED TO GO!!]

< Actually, it was because of Greg that we are in this situation> Dawn pointed out.

< And aren't you happy that it did happen?> Joy asked.

" Actually.... because of Greg, I really am happy without Break and Dawn, I don't think we would have survived," Girokon said.

" Survived what?" I asked curiously.

Girokon then sighed and began his story, telling me every detail of the fight.

" Wow, that must have been epic.... I guess that's why Celestia wanted me to help you! Honestly and I am sorry to say without Break and Dawn, you won't have survived."

[......]

<......>

Both of Girokon's consciences were silent now realising how thin the line of life and death was drawn.

" But for now, let me tell you my story.... there was this alicorn named ShadowBlade -- [ Read Chapters Epic fight, Darkness Falls to Four Vs One for the entire story] "

" WOW! A TRIPLE SONIC RAINBOOM!" Girokon was amazed at my long story.

[ Didn't we just witness a double?] Break said.

< Yeah... Just how powerful is Graze? He took down an alicorn the size of Iron Clad> Dawn said shocked.

[ Yeah, alicorns are tough as fuck! And, well truth be told, we did lose control for a bit] Kill admitted.

< Four of my friends had to take Graze down, poor guy just didn't want to stop fighting that alicorn>

" NecroFlare Boom," I corrected him," And yeah but as our consciences said I did lose control, but something happened....something very special made me gain control over it."

" And what was that?" Girokon asked.

" I saw my mom..." I said," She gave me direction when I was lost... I never knew what my cutie mark meant until a few days ago."

[ That's kinda sad... ]

< Yeah it is but be grateful... We still got our mom right?>

Now it was Kill and Joy who were both silent in there time or mourn over Graze's.... no, their mother.

Girokon stopped in front of the house and opened the door," Welcome to Dali's house."

A light brown mare appeared inside the household and greeted Girokon with a friendly hug and then noticed me," Oh hello... And you are?"

I looked at her," Hey there, my name is Razor Graze."

I then let out my hoof to offer a sign of friendship," And you are?"

As I had let out my hoof she bounced back in fear away from me," STOP! Don't touch!" She shouted in a weird incomplete sentence.

I looked at her quizically," All I wanted was a bro-hoof."

My hoof was still out awkwardly as Girokon quickly put my hoof to the floor," GRAZE! STOP! YOU'RE SCARING HER!'

" WHAT DID I DO?" I said out loud.

" Just...don't touch her, it's against her culture, that only ponies who are very close to her can touch yet alone talk to her," Girokon said.

" Thanks Girokon," Dali said only paying attention to him.

[ So what, am I going to be ignored?] Kill said.

< Calm down Kill, just be a bit more understanding> Joy said to Kill.

< Yeah, we are kinda sorry we didn't mention Dali's culture before, no touchy, no talky> Dawn remarked.

[ Yeah.... I can place my life on the line and bet it too, too know that she is a virgin.] Break announced.

[ Fuck bitches acquire money?] Kill said to Break.

[ Acquire respect!] Break added.

[ FUCK YEAH!] Both of them bro-hoofed.

" So is this your wife?" I asked.

" LANCE! I'M HOME!!" A familiar voice said and entered the room.... A pregnant Twilight.

HOLY SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA! WHAT THE BUCK HAPPENED TO HER! SHE GAINED LIKE TWICE HER WEIGHT! THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!

[ Sweet Mother of Celestia]

< THE FUCK IS THIS!?> Joy shouted wanting to know very much as well as Kill and I what the fuck was going on.

My jaw dropped to the floor as I saw the mare that I knew to be, NOT PLANTED WITH A SEED.

" Graze?..... GRAZE!" Girokon shouted at me.

[ Trying hitting him ] Break said.

{ No, are you mad!}

[ Ugh stop being a pussy and let me handle this ]

*WHAP* WHAP*

I collected two slaps on each side of my face and looked directly at Girokon.

Now collecting my train of thought, I grabbed him with both hooves and carried him outside closing the door in front of the two mares.

I pushed Girokon against the wall of the house and shouted," WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! WHY IS TWILIGHT PREGNANT?! AND WHY DID SHE CALL YOU LANCE!!"

< GRAZE CALM DOWN!> Joy begged.

Girokon struggled from my grasp.

[ C'MON USE BREAKING DAWN!]

< HE CAN'T HE OVEREXERTED HIMSELF IN THE FIGHT!>

[Breaking Dawn, won't help you against KillJoy] Kill stated turning a leaf of friend to foe.

" CELESTIA HELP ME! IF I DON'T GET ANY ANSWERS....." I raised my hoof now covered in a black flame.

" CALM DOWN! I will tell you everything, can you just please let me go? You are scaring Twilight and Dali, " He asked which I then obeyed and dropped him.

I looked at him bemused," I'm waiting."

Lance's POV

I looked up at him and stood.

Holy fuck! This guy has a temper. What's going on!

Graze glared at me, "He called you Lance! Why did he and Twilight call you Lance?! And why is Twilight pregnant?!"

[Unleash Breaking Dawn Lance!]

{No! I'm going to tell him!}

I gulped, "Well, to start this off. I'm not a real pony, neither are my friends. We came from a different world, which ended. We..."

Graze held up a hoof, "Hold the fuck up! What do you mean, different world?"

I rubbed my hooves together, "Our world ended, and we was given a choice. We chose to come here. Our world was very different from this one."

He put his hoof down, "Go on."

I sighed, "I'll try to explain this the best I can. You see, your not from this dimension, you was brought here. We went to your dimension last time. Think about this, Frederic is married to Princess Luna here, but where you're from, he's not."

[That's a load of crap!] Kill stated as he glared at me.

I shook my head, "No! It isn't! Think about this then, how could I get Twilight pregnant that fast? I've been married to her for two months and she's been pregnant for about seven!"

He rubbed his chin, "Hmmmm, I don't know if your telling the truth, or lying."

I gulped again, "I don't know how to explain this."

I nodded, "Well, I'm from a different world, as stated before, and there my name was Lance Greenfield. After I came here, I met the others and we kinda stayed close together. After a while, me and Twilight got married. And well, some crazy shit has happened."

Graze seemed to consider what I was telling him, "So, your real name is Lance Greenfield, and your not of this world, correct?"

"That is correct."

He then sighed, "I believe you, why else would the Princess send me here."

I exhaled, lucky me.

[Awww yeah! Bro's] Break said extending his hoof to Kill.

Kill looked at his hoof and smiled, [Bro's.] They then slammed their hooves together.

I looked at the door, "Do you feel up to going back inside, and tell them it was a mistake?"

He nodded, "Yeah."

We walked back into the house, where Twilight ran up to me and looked me over, "Are you okay Lance?"

I chuckled, "I'm alright Twi."

She looked at Graze and glared, "What was that about?"

He smiled awkwardly, "Oh, I just needed advice, sorry about that."

She shrugged and looked back to me, "I just got back from the hospital, our friends are doing fine."

I smiled happily, "Thank God."

[Thank God? What's that suppose to mean? Its suppose to be thank Celestia!] Kill said a little annoyed.

[Wow man, chill. Its hard to explain.] Break said trying to keep the peace, for once.

Dali looked past us and at the door, "Oh yay! My package is finally here!" She looked at me, "Ummm, Lance, could you get that?"

I chuckled and turned to the door to see a certain mail pony and green pony, "Hey Derpy, hey Cody." I grabbed the package and looked at Cody, "I see you and Derpy are dating."

He chuckled and put a wing over her, "Yep! She's amazing! I'm so glad I ran into her that night."

I smiled and looked at Graze, "Uhhh, Graze? You okay?"

Graze's POV

I was enraged at the sight but my expression was blank,".....You dare call her Derpy... Do you know how much she was ridiculed in my school for that?" I looked at Cody," You dare love a mare and disrespect her with such a name?"

[ Note: In my fic, never was she called Derpy, I planned on sticking with Ditzy since it wasn't confirmed yet thus this outcome]

He looked at me quizzically," Wait what?"

The whole house was quiet, you could have heard the tension.... Yeah it was pretty much that quiet.

[ DUDE DO SOMETHING!] Break shouted.

< HE IS GOING TO MURDER CODY!> Dawn shouted.

" Answer me," I said calmly.

Cody stood up bravely with his answer," I LOVE HER AND HER NAME IS DERPY!"

I snorted a hot breath of air like a bull," Wrong fucking answer."

{ Kill, take over.... No one messes with my mare not even in this dimension }

[ Break, this is something your going to have to learn... To fully take control Lance's body]

What was a white blur to the eyes of Dila and Twilight was actually me tackling Cody.

He guarded his face with his hooves as I repeatedly assaulted him hoof after hoof," WHAT! ARE YOU NOT GOING TO FIGHT BACK?! IF SHE IS YOUR MARE STAND UP FOR HER!"

I stopped my assault on his guarded face and with an enflamed black hoof, I punched straight in his gut.

Cody's mouth open wide as the breath was beaten out of him.

" HER NAME IS DITZY! IF YOU LOVE HER, RESPECT HER!" I shouted at him.

I then picked him up and headbutted him.

[ NOPONY EVER WINS WITH A HEADBUTT!!] Shouted Break.

< Hey! That's my line!> Exclaimed Joy and Dawn.

Ditzy shouted," CODY FIGHT BACK! DON'T LET HIM BEAT YOU!"

It tore me apart from the inside that the mare I had loved was not cheering me on, I was even more enraged.

" NO I WON'T GO BACK TO MY MURDEROUS WAYS!" Cody shouted still conscious. Damn that pony knew how to take a hit.

I stopped my assault on him," Did you just say... Murderous ways?"

He gulped, the once badass Cody who had murdered countless Royal Guard ponies was now scared.

He was about to answer my question when I interrupted him choking him with one hoof. He struggled grasping for air as I flew with him gaining altitude.

I looked at him and shouted," WE ARE PONIES! WE DON'T FUCKING KILL! WHAT THE HAY IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

He didn't answer.

" YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK WITHIN YOUR LAST SECONDS OF LIFE! FUCKING PATHETIC!" I shouted," You ever experienced a Sonic Rainboom?"

He nodded," Good... Because mine is nothing like that, I intend to fucking end you. It's time some pony paid for their sins."

His eyes opened at the sentence and began to flail.

I descended the skies with his body in my grasp as the cone began to form around us and thicken. We weren't even three quarters of the way down and the cone had already formed due to my intense speeds.

" OH SHIT! IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT?" Lance asked himself.

"Somepony help Cody!" Ditzy shouted.

[ LANCE WE HAVE TO GO BREAKING DAWN NOW!]

{ WAIT WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO GO AGAINST GRAZE! }

< WE HAVE NO CHOICE! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SAVE CODY AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO GRAZE!>

Ditzy began to cry as she saw cone thicken scared for her colt.

{ FINE LET'S GO!}

Lance's full transformation had taken place as he flew towards Cody and I. I wasn't even in full transformation when this happened but I was yet so frustrated.

Lance had finally caught up to us with amazing speeds, tackled me and sent both of us to the ground. He had held onto my body as we landed restricting me," GRAZE REMEMBER! THIS IS NOT YOUR DIMENSION! THINGS ARE DIFFERENT HERE! YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!"

I looked at him, how angered he was," THAT PONY MURDERED?! AND YOU WANT ME TO STOP!"

" HE HAS CHANGED GRAZE! LIKE SHADOWBLADE AND LIGHT! JUST LOOK AT HIM! HE DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK!" Lance shouted.

[ Why isn't he fighting back? ] Break asked.

< He is not angry, he is sad and confused, look at him carefully>

" Okay fine! What about Ditzy!" I shouted with tears as I was now released from my restriction.

Lance looked at me a bit saddened of what I was feeling, his transformation had faded," I'm sorry Graze... This is not your dimension.... She isn't the Ditzy you know... No pony here is the pony you know!"

" THIS IS NOT FAIR! WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE MY MARE GET DISRESPECTED AND I CAN'T DO FUCK! SHE GOT RIDICULED FOR THAT NAME AND I SWORE I WOULD PROTECT HER!"

" Graze..... I'm sorry but you have to let it go.... I know it isn't fair but trust me Cody is a good pony now and he would never hurt her."

I didn't want to make any eye contact for now as I had just experienced a heartbreaking moment... I had lost my marefriend," You sure he won't hurt her?"

" Definite.... I know we've had a stressful day but why don't we get something to eat huh?''

I only looked up at him and nodded silently giving the best smile I could have.

I then followed Lance as we began our trot to a near diner.

As we walked, the grey and blonde mare known as 'Derpy' supported her colt Cody whilelooking at me and asked herself," How does he know so much about me?"

Lance's POV

As we sat around eating in a awkward silence, I rubbed my chest. I can't keep doing this shit.

Graze wasn't looking at Derpy, or Ditzy as he called her, or Cody. He kept his head down and ate silently.

[That was hardcore man!] Break said as he and kill sat on the edge of the table.

[I know. You two need more practice on how to control Lance.] Kill said with a smirk.

[You haven't seen what we can do yet. Wait till you see Raging Breaking Dawn!]

[ HA! Wait til you see KillJoy]

I chuckled at the sight of our consciences talking and finished off my food, "Well, its been a long ass day. I think it would be best if we all just went home."

Cody nodded and shakily stood, "I agree with Lance. Come on Der..." He looked at Graze nervously, "Come on honey." He said taking her hoof and walking out of the restaurant.

I stood next, "You coming Graze? You can stay with us if you'd like."

He sighed and stood, "Sure, why not."

Said Joy.

I chuckled and dropped a few bits on the table. "And we go!"

[Imitating Photofinish for the win!] Break said with a chuckle.

We left the restaurant and headed for Dali's.

Upon reaching it, he sighed.

I looked at him, "What is it?"

He shrugged, "Nothing, just today's events is all."

I smiled, "You'll get over them. Lets go in, we have some things to do before we can sleep."

Two hours later

"And you'll be sleeping here." I said pointed to a couch in the living room.

Graze sighed and smiled, "Thanks."

I waved him off, "No problem."

He looked at me, "Where are you sleeping?"

I smirked, "Why don't you come see for yourself."

I turned and walked down the hall to Dali's room. I walked in and jumped on the bed.

Graze walked in and chuckled, "So what? You get a bed, big whoop."

I smiled and put my hooves behind my head, "Wait a second."

After a few minutes of waiting, Twilight and Dali walked in, just now getting ready for bed.

Twilight climbed in bed and took her usual spot on my right side, her hoof over my chest. Dali got next to me and snuggled up to my side.

I looked straight at Graze and smirked, "You jelly bro?"

[YEAH! We get all the bitches!] Break said proudly.

{Don't call them bitches Break.}

[Sorry Lance...] Said Break.

[Pussy whipped!] Kill yelled out laughing.

[Fuck you!]

Graze looked at me and shook his head, "What ever floats your boat." He then turned and left the room.

{Now, will you two shut up and let me sleep?}

[Yes, we'll shut the fuck up.]

I closed my eyes and tried to fall asleep.

Graze's POV

I pulled out a book on the couch and began to read the texts slowly. My mind was not concetrating as it should be due to the events of today.

I closed my book as revising was useless and placed it beside me with one thing on my mind," .....Ditzy... I'm coming home soon.... I just need to help Lance...."

[ Don't worry about Ditzy, I am sure she is doing fine with our friends.]

< Yeah bro and also.... she isn't our Ditzy>

{ IT DOES NOT MATTER! A MARE IS A MARE AND SHOULD NOT BE DISRESPECTED!}

[ I think we just need to sleep Graze, we had a long and stressful day]

< Yeah Kill is right.... Try and sleep bro, maybe we can dream our our Ditzy>

{ I hope you guys are right, knowing me I won't sleep at all}

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CROSSOVER OF CONSCIENCES: KILLJOY AND BREAKING DAWN PART 2

CROSSOVER WITH LIVING THE DREAM KICKASS222URMOM

Graze

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

 < My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Lance

[ My conscience Break writes in these bracket and bolded]

< My consciences Dawn writes in these and italics >

{ I respond in these }

Lance writes his scenes while Graze writes his own. Our consciences will talk to each other, so we will be stating when they talk and who it is.

Lance's POV

[That's unnatural man...]

{What? What are you two talking about?}

I opened my eyes and saw the floor, wait the floor! I panicked and began to thrash about. Causing me to fall onto the floor, head first.

Break winced. [Damn dude! That must have hurt!]

{How was I twisted?}

[You don't wanna know dude. You do not want to know!]

I stood up and shook the blurriness out of my eyes. I looked at the bed and noticed it was empty.

I shrugged and walked into the living room, where I saw Graze laying on the couch, half his body laying off.

[It looks like he's drunk!] Break said laughing.

I walked over and kicked him. When he didn't respond, I kicked him harder, causing him to jump up, "WHAT THE FUCK!"

I chuckled, "Morning."

He looked at me for a second, then smiled, "Oh, morning Lance." He sniffed the air, "What smells so good?"

[Is that... FUCKTASTIC! Its pancakes! Lance, run for the kitchen!] Break said while jumping up and down.

We both chuckled and walked towards the kitchen. Upon entering, we saw Dali and Twilight finishing up their breakfast.

[The kitchen, where all the mare's are suppose to be.] Kill said with a smirk.

[Ohhhh, that is so fucking true.] Break said while giving Kill an air brohoof.

Joy remarked.

[Yeah, but its also true.] Break said while giving Kill another air brohoof.

I rolled my eyes and sat at the table, followed by Graze, "Looks great you two."

Dali smiled proudly, "Thank you Lance. I knew you would like them."

Twilight chimed in, "And so did I."

I chuckled and dug into my pancake.

"Done." Graze said with a smug look on his face.

I looked over at him, "We wasn't racing."

He shrugged, "I still won."

I glared, "Rematch!"

Twilight put two more pancakes in front of us.

Joy and Dawn shook their heads.

[GO!] Kill yelled.

We both dived in and chewed with a vengeance.

"DONE!" Graze yelled out.

I sat back, "I give up!"

[Pussy.] Said Kill.

[Biggest pussy around!] Break said with a smirk.

{I though you was on my side!}

[Meh.]

Graze stood up, "You ready to train?"

I smirked and stood, "You better fucking believe it!"

He smirked, "Race you to the field outside of Ponyville?"

I unfolded my wings, "Your on!"

We both suddenly shot out of the kitchen, down the hall, and blew through the front door.

Dali sighed, "Boys and their games."

Twilight nodded, "Tell me about it."

Graze's POV

We were now in the middle of a field where we could have trained in peace.

< Ahh yes....so peaceful> Joy and Dawn said.

[ FUCK YEAH!!! LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!] Both Kill and Break remarked breaking the serenity and peace.

I looked at Lance," This is the perfect place to start."

" Then what are we waiting on! Let's do this!" Lance said," So what are we going to practice? Fighting?!"

" Hahahaha afterwards but first, you need to know how these consciences work."

" How they work?" Lance said confused.

" I think I'm going to let Kill and Joy explain."

[ First thing that you should know is, that you share a body but your mind is still control of it, therefore only you can control freely] Kill began.

" Wait, so how come you can move our parts?" Lance asked.

< Well ya see, as Kill said, we share a mind, thus we are able to somewhat control your actions.... It does take some effort though or as we say what drives a pony, Will Power>

"Ah! Okay I get it!"

[ Yeah, I think I do too] Break said.

< Nice explanation> Dawn replied.

" Okay secondly, let me explain this part to you, it's kinda necessary that you know, you can only enter your 'Breaking Dawn' when you are perfectly in sync, as I mean, all thinking the same thoughts, ideas and plans."

< We can control it a bit more easily, we just choose not too> Joy said.

[ Want to see a small sample of KillJoy? ]

" Yes! Of course!" Lance said agreeing with his consciences.

I unfolded my wings releasing a black flame to outline them," That's just a small sample you know?"

The three of Lance nodded.

[ Okay Break you try]

< Same with you Dawn >

Lance then got up and tried to follow my steps, he then growled thinking I was the enemy.

I looked at him bemused," What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

Lance looked as if he was passing a kidney stone," I'm trying to get angry! You know, so I can enter Breaking Dawn."

I facehoofed," Lance... stop it, just stop it.... I said your consciences have to in sync with each other and here's a lil' conscience 101, you don't think clearly when you're vex, you just act in the heat of the moment. Now try again but this time, try and think of something together, not getting angry...Obviously Dawn isn't feeling in an angered mood."

< Yup! Takes a lot to get me pissed off>

Lance took a deep breath in and closed his eyes trying to focus," All I have to do is think.... Focus..."

I smiled and said," HA! LANCE YOU'RE DOING IT! OPEN YOUR EYES BRO!"

He looked at his flamed hooves and changed mane," HAHAHAHAHA!! YES YES YES YES!"

" Okay calm down bro, there are also some risks to this," He stopped his small celebration.

[ Fucking KillJoy.....Killing my joy]

[ THAT'S OUR NAME! DON'T WEAR IT OUT!]

" You may feel a bit rushed, adrenaline pumping no?" Lance nodded," Well, you may notice you move faster, feel stronger and endure more but when you tire out.... Everything you did, it's going to pain like a mofo.... so try and keep a clear mind," I chuckled at him.

" Okay I got all that so when can we spar?"

" Wait.... I have one last thing to teach you man...calm down," I said telling him to take it slow.

" And what is that?"

I rushed him and grabbed his neck cutting off his blood supply to his brain," It's how to get rid of your Breaking Dawn."

[ AA..G..HH....YO....BI...CH....] Break said only part of his sentence heard.

< LA..N...E....DO....SO...THI..G> Dawn said.

Lance then reverted back to his usual self as I threw him on the ground," GRAZE! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! YOU TOOK OUT MY BREAKING DAWN!!"

" I know, one thing you need to learn is that your brain needs blood to function...DUH!"

[ What are you Lance fucking stupid?] Kill said.

< I'm sure Graze had a very good reason for doing this...sorry> Dawn replied.

" And I do!" I stomped on the floor and spread out my wings, both hooves, tail, mane and wings were now outlined with black flames," Let's see you get into Breaking Dawn while in a fight."

I then rushed Lance and punched him with a hoof covered with black flames," WHAT THE BUCK GRAZE!"

"Don't worry it won't scar! It just burns" I relieved him of any worries," AND IN FIGHTS YOUR ENEMY WON'T GIVE YOU A CHANCE! SO PONY THE FUCK UP AND LET'S GET STARTED! IF I GET YOU WITH A NECROFLARE BOOM WHEN YOU AREN'T IN YOUR RAGE MODE... YOUR FRICKING DEAD!"

Lance began to panic as I rushed him.

Lance's POV

I took a deep breath, beginning to focus... when Graze slammed into me.

[So fucking close!]

Grace punched me in the chest, making me stumbled back.

That fucking burns!

He then charged me again, this time I held up a hoof as he pounded away at me.

He stopped his onslaught of hooves and grabbed my hoof. He then yanked me past him, while I was flying past him, he bucked me, sending to the ground harder.

I raised my head, my vision was blurry and my head was spinning.

[FUCKING FOCUS LANCE!]

[Get mad! We can go Breaking Dawn if you do!]

{I'm not going to get mad! I'm going to do it the right way!}

A hoof grabbed my back leg and tossed me into the air. As soon as I was airborne, something grabbed me from behind.

"You have to focus Lance!" Graze screamed in my ear.

I began to focus. Slowly feeling the effects of... Graze threw me to the ground.

I hit the ground hard and shakily stood.

[MOTHERFUCKER! WE ALMOST HAD IT!]

Graze landed beside me and pulled back his hoof.

I twisted and slammed my hoof into his face, causing him to lose direction.

[Fuck yeah Lance. Bitch slap him again!]

I began to focus again.

Graze looked at me, "Oh no you don't!" He flew into me and began to fly straight up.

[TIME FOR A NECROFLARE BOOM!] Kill yelled.

Dawn said.

Focus Lance, focus!

Graze shifted and began flying straight down.

Shit!

Suddenly, a burning sensation went through my blood.

[FUCK YEAH! You did it Lance!]

I smiled and slammed my head into Graze's, breaking his concentration. He let me go and held his head.

He shook his head and looked straight at me.

I hovered in place smirking, "Come at me bro!"

Graze's POV

" Well, well look who decided to grow a sack... Finally," I said looking at the transformed Lance he was smiling that he had gotten Breaking Dawn," C'mon Bro! Give me your best shot."

Lance rushed at me as I stood still waiting for the perfect moment.

[ C'MON LANCE FASTER!] Break shouted.

He charged me head on with his hooves singeing the grassy field leaving behind marks.

As he was about a few feet away I asked him," Hey Lance, your cutie mark is a test dummy right?"

He rushed in closer and closer," YEAH! SO FUCKING WHAT?!"

" Well that means you're just my bitch for my new move, one thing you also need is creativity," I said smiling.

Lance was about a foot away from me before he grabbed me and carried me too the highest altitude," NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE SHADOW BLAST!"

[ FUCK YEAH! LET'S SHOW HIM HOW SHIT IS DONE!] Break exclaimed.

< LET'S FUCK HIM UP!> Dawn agreed.

We both looked at the surface below when as he grabbed my body and descended to the surface below catching speed," I'M SORRY GRAZE BUT I WIN!"

I waited for the perfect moment, for the cone to form and thicken. He dove faster and faster as the cone appeared around both of us. I engulfed my hoof with black flames and tainted his cone, giving me the edge I needed. The darkness of my flames around the cone burnt his hooves as he was going to use them to pierce the sound barrier.

Foolishly he continued with the Sonic Boom, not his Shadow Blast but my NecroFlare Boom.

" AGGGHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" Lance shouted as the flames burnt him.

[ I DON'T KNOW! WHY DIDN'T THE FUCKING SHADOWBLAST WORK?!"]

< GUY'S LOOK AT GRAZE'S WINGS, THEY ARE FREAKING HUGE!>

{ GUYS! THIS HEAT IS FUCKING INTENSE! WHAT IS GRAZE DOING IT'S JUST A SPAR!}

As planned, tainting the cone with black flames would only help KillJoy as they engulfed his wings which were immune to it. The sound barrier acted as a gas to the small outline of flames causing them to look twice as big when the ShadowBlast took place.

We were still descending at mac-4 speeds with little time to act, I whistled at Lance catching his attention," HEY BUDDY! EYES ON ME BITCH!"

I grabbed him with my flaming hooves and punched him straight to the ground causing him to crash at a dangerous speed.

[Tsk tsk tsk] Kill said shaking his head.

< Think we went to hard?>

" He will live," I responded to both of them landing near to Lance," Hey, dipshit! Wake up!"

I grabbed his coat intensifying the heat through my hooves burning him," AGGGHHHH!!!"

[ GRAZE YOU SICK FUCK!] Break shouted.

[ HA! THE FUN DOESN'T END HERE! WE WANT YOU AWAKE FOR THIS PART!] Kill replied.

Lance's eyes opened wide in horror as my hoof reached towards him and paused in mid air.

He looked confused at me as I smiled at him and folded my wings outing the duple sized flamed appendages back to its original state," C'mon get up... The spar is over."

Lance's POV

I exhaled, thank God! I though he was going to go full on KillJoy on my ass.

I reached up and grabbed his hoof, allowing him to lift me up.

I stumbled for a second before regaining my balance. I looked at him and raised a hoof, "Dude! What the fuck! We was fucking sparing!"

Graze laughed, "Oh don't worry, I was going easy on you. As far as I can tell, you can take on anypony, but me." He finished with a smirk.

[We'll see about that! We'll go full on Raging Breaking Dawn on your asses!]

{Calm down Break, that's enough fighting for today.}

[Fuck you bro! Yo Kill, you up to a fight?]

Kill looked over at Break and rubbed his chin.

[Come on! What are ya, pussy?] Break said, taunting him.

{BREAK! Back down!}

[Fine, I'll back down. For now.]

Graze chuckled and stretched his back, "That was fun."

I nodded, "It was, till I hit the ground."

He laughed loudly at me, "That was just to funny!"

I waved him off with my hoof, "Yeah, what ever." I looked in the direction of Ponyville, "You hungry?

He shook his head, "Nah, I'm good."

I began walking towards Ponyville, "Well, I'm fucking starving."

Joy said with a grin.

[Fat joke for the win!] Break said laughing.

I silently walked to Ponyville, followed by Graze.

When we entered town, I had a thought, "Hey Graze."

He looked at me, "Yeah?"

"Do you feel like going to the hospital with me to see my friends?"

He shrugged, "Fine with me."

I smiled, "Okay good, but first, we eat."

I then galloped over to a street stall and dropped a few bits on the table, "Give me your best hayburger."

The cheerful old stallion smiled and handed (Hoofed?) me a hayburger.

[Lance, we've been over this! Just say handed!]

I pushed the hayburger in my mouth whole and began galloping down the street.

Graze quickly caught up to me, "You shouldn't run with a mouth full."

I looked over at him and said between chews, "Fuck.... you.... I.... do.... what... I... want."

He chuckled, "Time and place."

After a few minutes of running, we came to the hospital.

Soon, we was walking down the hall to my friends room.

I looked at Graze, "Okay bro, this may be boring."

He looked at me, "Why?"

I shrugged, "Well, their hurt, so they may not want to talk."

He smiled, "I'm okay with that."

We walked into the room and first thing I saw was David and Peter's beds.

I smiled, "Hey guys."

David looked at me with pleading eyes, "Please make it stop!"

Peter held his hooves up, begging, "Please! We've been enduring this ever since we woke last night!"

I raised my eyebrow, "What?"

They both pointed left. When I looked over to where they was pointing, my mouth hung open, "That's something I never thought I'd see."

[Oh my God! That's sick! But it also gives me a wingboner.] Said Break.

Dawn said holding his eyes closed.

What we saw is as follows. Greg was in bed, his back propped up against the wall. Pinkie Pie was sitting on him, legs on either side, kissing him.

[That's not kissing! That's full on face eating!]

[I say what I want to say.]

Graze walked in and chuckled, "And you said this would be boring."

I walked over and cleared my throat loudly.

They stopped and looked at me.

Greg smiled lazily, "Yo man, check it! Me and Pinkie here are a couple."

Pinkie Pie smiled happily and crazily, "Hey Lance!"

They then went back to making out.

[Who would have thought Pinkie was so... What word am I looking for?]

< Passionnant?>

[No. So hardcore!]

I backed away from them and walked over to David and Peter.

David reached out for me, "You have to get us another room!"

Peter nodded, "Please dude!"

I looked at him and smiled, "Consider this pay back for the cupcake prank."

His eyes widened, "Come on! Don't be like that!"

I turned and walked out the door, "See ya guys. Hope you have fun watching."

Graze walked out and chuckled, "Sucks to be you two."

We walked out of the hospital and looked around, "What do we do now?"

Graze shrugged, "I don't know."

I smiled, "Wanna meet the Prince?"

He looked at me, "Prince?"

I smirked, "Come on, we're off to the Palace!"

Graze's POV

I followed Lance as we both walked to the palace," Who is this prince you speak of? Aren't there only like.... TWO rulers?"

"Uhm, yea well ya see again, this isn't your world, my friend Iron Clad married Princess Luna and he became an alicorn!"

" WAIT! THAT PONY WHICH I TACKLED DURING OUR MATCH? HE MARRIED HER!," I shouted.

" Well, yeah!" Lance replied..

" Well, it's best I pay my respects.... RACE YA!" I shouted galloping as I got a head start and jumped off the ground flapping my wings gaining distance.

[ THAT BITCH!] Break shouted.

< C'MON WE CAN'T LET HIM WIN!>

Lance then galloped jumping into the air and caught wind catching up to me," HA! FUCK YOU GRAZE! I'M GONNA WIN THIS!"

Near the end of the race, Lance panted deeply trying to catch his breath as he flew against me," Hey Lance you okay bro? Can you make it too the palace?"

"Heh....I'm... doing...fine," Lance said," Okay... screw this... I really...REALLY.....need to fucking.... workout more."

"C'mon bro lets land, we are almost there so I guess we can walk," I said gracefully touching the surface of the ground.

*SPLAT* Lance had fallen face first.

[ Nice.....] Kill said.

< So graceful..... 10 for effort.....HA! I mean zero> Joy replied.

[ Fuck ... the...both of you] Break said tired.

< Yeah!... What's ... happening?>

I supported Lance with one hoof as I walked and explained," The fuckery of your Rage Mode, I told you that everything you've done will come and bite you back in your ass. Just take it easy, we are in no rush, we still have like what? One and a half days left?"

"Heh, yeah, kinda forgot about that.... Ha! Looks like we made it," Lance pointed out at the enormous structure infront of us.

[ Pftch.... No shit sherclop] Kill said.

{ At least act a bit kinder to the pony, he has given us a place to stay}

We both walked pass two guards who were standing still. Lance just walked passed them as I stopped for some fun.

[ Dude... Talk to one of the guards.]

< Yeah, let's see if he would say something >

I looked one of the guards straight in his eyes," Hello good sir," I said politely.

He strangely replied back," I used to be an adventurer before I took an arrow to the knee."

I looked at him quizzically and turned the other guard," So how's the pay here?"

He then replied," I used to be an adventurer before I took an arrow to the knee."

Seriously.....What the fuck.

"Okayyyyy..... HEY! LANCE WAIT UP!" I shouted galloping towards him.

We both walked through the entire fucking palace.... It was pretty big.

Lance then stopped in front of a large midnight blue door.

< I'm guessing this is Princess Luna's room> Joy said looking at the doors.

[ What makes you say that?] Kill replied looking at a sign on the door saying 'Luna'.

"Hey, Graze wanna do something a bit fun?" Lance said smiling.

" I'm up for anything bro," I replied.

" Do you know about Flim and Flam?"

[ I FUCKING HATE THEIR SINGING!] Kill shouted.

[ What makes them think for a fucking second they can walk into our town and sell cider ] Break replied.

< We waited HOURS! To get a damn sip of that cider> Dawn said.

< We just violated both of them... mentally and physically> Joy replied.

"Their cider tasted like shit!" I exclaimed.

" Made me shit bricks man... Lots of bricks," Lance said," Anyways how about we make an entrance like them and kick down this door?"

I nodded evilly with a smile.

" Three... Two....One.....GO!" Lance counted down and shouted.

We both kicked open the door.

" Well lookie what we got there buddy o' mine!" Lance started a familiar tune looking at me with my mouth wide open and wings opened out wide.

" Hey what's wrong Graze," Lance then looked at the direction I was," .....Wow.... this..... this is pretty fucking awkward."

[ I have the weirdest wing boner] Break said.

[ Me too] said Kill.

< Me three> Dawn replied.

< Four> Joy said.

All four of us stared at Luna on top of Iron Clad with a frozen face of pleasure and shock.... Simply too put it, they were having sex.

" GET OUT NOW!!!!" Luna shouted with her royal canterlot voice.

"LANCE WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" Iron Clad shouted," I'M GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU LATER!"

He then teleported both Lance and I way back into Dali's home in Canterlot.

" .....Are you fucking kidding me? We hauled our asses way into the fricking palace and now we're back here!" I ranted.

[ Yeah! I was enjoying my free porn!] Kill exclaimed

[ YOU CAN'T JUST PAY FOR THAT SHIT!] Break shouted agreeing with Kill.

Lance and I both sighed," What do we do now?" I asked bored already.

Lance's POV

I held my hoof to my face, "I don't really know. We could go and.... no that won't be fun. We could... Uhhh... I'm stuck dude."

Graze chuckled, "Today just became boring."

[Damn..] Kill said with a sigh.

I then smiled, "Oh! I know!"

He looked at me, "What?"

I ran into another room and came back with a board game, "Wanna play?"

He looked at it, "What is it?"

I shrugged, "No idea. Something like Battleship."

He smirked, "I'm gonna kick your flank!"

I sat the game down and opened it, "Your fucking on bro!"

Four long intense hours of game play latter.

[OHHHHH, HE JUST KILLED YO SEAGULL LANCE!] Kill yelled out happily.

[Fuck you! You haven't taken out..] Break began.

Graze looked up and smirked, "Sky eight."

I sat back, "And there goes my last weather pony."

Graze stood up happily, "I WIN AGAIN!"

I rolled my eyes, "I'll figure out how you won all those. There's no way somepony is that luck."

Joy said. He then covered his mouth.

I glared at him, "AHA! I knew you was cheating!" I lunged towards him.

He moved to the side, easily dodging me.

I stood and glared hard at him, "I'm going to beat the hell out of you!"

He turned and ran down the hall, "If you can catch me."

[Get him Lance!]

I chuckled and chased after him down the short hallway.

He jumped through a door, the bathroom.

I followed him in and looked around. I didn't see him, but then I noticed the curtains were drawn. Idiot.

I galloped over to them and pulled them open.

Graze looked at me, standing on his hind legs, his front ones against the walls. A sexy pose. He let out a loud scream, "Oh my oh my! Perv!" He said in his best female voice.

I laughed and grabbed him, "I'll show you a perv!"

He kicked me in the gut, and I fell on my flank. He then ran out of bathroom.

[That was just wrong...]

I stood and chased after him. When I reached the living room, I saw him trying to stand up. Must have fallen over the board game.

I jumped on top of him and held him down.

[Revenge!]

Before I could do anything, somepony knocked at the door.

Graze's POV

Lance then headed over to the door and opened it," Oh, uhhmmm hi Ditzy, did you need anything?"

My joyful mood was now saddened as I heard that certain name," Yes actually, I need to talk to him." She said pointing a hoof to me.

" Why do you need--" Lance started as I walked towards Ditzy and gave an expression to Lance that everything was going to be okay.

I silently walked outside and closed the door behind me," Don't worry Lance, I will come back soon, just give me some time with this."

He nodded.

[ You think he is going to be alright?]



I looked at Ditzy and gave her the best smile I could have," Shall we walk?"

She looked strangely at me and nodded.

We walked silently as the tension built between us, she began," How do you know so much about me? I've never met you in my entire life."

I chuckled at her saying that trying to keep my calm complexion," It is true YOU have never met me before but where I am from, I have."

" What do you mean?" Ditzy asked.

" I am not from this universe," I said.

She looked shocked at me," Are you serious!... B-but how.... And why did you act so...so...?"

I completed her sentence knowing what she would have said," So overprotective?"

" Yeah!"

" Because, where I come from, I love you and you are my marefriend."

She was even more in shock, she couldn't even speak. I looked a bit sad again knowing that she never knew who I was.

" Please... Mr. Graze, tell me more."

My ears picked up on what she said and perked me up," How did you know my real name is Ditzy... Everyone here calls me Derpy, it's a petty nickname and everyone uses it so I just accepted it as part of me..... because of these eyes."

I looked at her and smiled," I will and always would love you... well you know the other Ditzy..... She was ridiculed for that name Derpy and it was unfair," I stomped my hooves on the floor," No mare should ever be disrespected! Especially not the one I love."

She looked at me as my Ditzy did that day I stood up for her against the three bullies, it was an expression of hope in me.

I looked at her with now tears in my eyes," I.... I stood up for her! I protected her from everything that tried to harm.... I wrote a song for her...I would die for her..... I loved her...I would willingly spend each and every passing hour with her."

She looked at me saddened and supported me staring me with those bright eyes," You really do love her."

I nodded," Don't you ever think of those eyes as a curse, they are a blessing always bright and filled with joy.... One of the many reasons I love Ditzy, my Bright Eyes."

She smiled and cried as she relived every painful moment of her past wash away with those words," She is a very lucky mare."

I smiled wiping her tears as these next words pained me,"..... And Cody is a lucky stallion, I hope he treats you well."

Ditzy smiled at me and asked," Can you tell me more about her?" It was as if she was trying to find herself, something I did a while back," We still have a walk to go."

I smiled and nodded. I told her about everything, how I met her, the song I sang for her, the day at the beach, how she stood up for me against a griffon and Fleur, taking care of a foal, the dodgeball and hoofball match, me changing into a mare, how I stood up against an alicorn with my friends ( Light, Vine, Dark, Ice, Shot, Breeze, Cross and Charge) and how I accepted the role of a mail delivery pony with her.

".... Wow..." was all she said from my lot of stories.

" Yeah.... that's why I kind of lost it when I saw Cody and you and especially when he called you Derpy," I said.

" I forgive you," Ditzy said. Her attention was diverted to the centre of PonyVille where meetings and gatherings would occur for updates on certain events.

Iron Clad was on the stage speaking about something. I really didn't catch the gist of it but I was curious.

" HEY GRAZE!" Lance shouted," COME QUICK!"

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Meanwhile......

Back in school while Graze was gone

*Knock Knock Knock*

" C'mon Ditzy! We have to go meet the new art teacher!" Shot shouted knocking on the door with the other ponies.

"No! I want to be alone!" Ditzy shouted.

SeaBreeze pushed Shot aside," Let me handle this bro," Breeze moved closer to the door and knocked," Ditzy, I know you miss Graze but he will be coming back soon! We can't really decide when he comes back and I'm sure he won't want this for you!"

It truly was a good attempt but futile nevertheless.

Ice looked at the door and sighed," Look, if she wants to be alone, just leave her, maybe she wants time for herself."

Legit looked at him," Are you serious! She hasn't left that room for days! It's unhealthy and she needs to come outside. Graze wouldn't want this for her!"

Ice looked down and sighed again," You're right...."

Light then patted him on the back," Don't worry Icy, we all make some mistakes."

Ice snapped at him," DON'T CALL ME ICY!"

" Hey hey bro, I'm on your side remember?" Light said trying to cool the ice pony down.

" Sorry.... Just don't call me Icy," Ice apologized.

" I forgive ya."

Vine then whistled bringing everyone's attention towards her," Step aside colts, this is a mare's job. Just play along."

Vine then knocked on the door," Ditzy, ya there?"

A small positive whimper was heard behind the door.

Vine tapped her hooves on the floor and a small rose appeared, she grabbed it with her mouth and placed in her mane. She began," I have a gift from Graze, he wanted me to give to you, he actually just sent it."

Low volumes of the tumblers unlocking were heard as the door slowly opened revealing one bright yellow eye," Wh-what did he send?"

" Well come out and I will show you," Vine cunningly said with a very trustworthy smile.

Ditzy came out of her room and looked at the group of ponies all except for Dark.

Vine reached into her mane, pulled out the rose with her mouth and placed it into Ditzy's mane," There we go.... Feeling better?"

Ditzy smiled and nodded for the first time in days as she received the supposed gift from me.

"Alright! So what do you say? Want to go to class?'' Vine said opening her wings pointing to the direction of the class.

Ditzy walked beside the only mare of the group as they made their way too art,' I know I'm going to get my ass sent to the moon for deceiving my friend but it was for a better cause....' Vine thought to herself as they made their way to the art class.

The crowd of ponies stopped by the door that said 'ART' in big and bold letters," Well, here we go," said Light.

"Eeyup," Shot said pushing open the door as they all entered the room to be surprised by their new art teacher lying down on the table rather provocatively.

He looked at all his students at the door with their mouths opened wide in shock and awe," Sketch me like one of your french mares."

" AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!" Shouted Fleur de Lis from the back of the class.

He then stood up from his act and apologized," Hahahaha! Sorry Fleur, I was just joking around," he then averted his attention to the ponies at the entrance and smiled at them," Hey sorry about all that, I am your new teacher Cloud Chaser, pleasure to meet ya."

They now observed the stallion carefully, he was a pegasus pony wearing a jacket with long straight brown hair, tied on the back and loose on the front and a cutie mark of a pencil with two wings.

Breeze looked closely at the teacher and recognized a rather big scar. The teacher then noticed Breeze's actions and pulled the jacket covering the mark," Hey, we gonna stand by the door all day? Cause we've got some art to sketch," he said jokingly.

The crowd now made their way too their seats as Ice pointed out in realization," Hey where is Dark? I didn't see him the entire morning!"

" Me neither," Light said.

" Ain't see him," Shot replied.

" Neither me," was the response coming from Vine.

" Don't know Ice," Breeze said.

" Whatever it is, he is missing out" Legit said making his way too his seat.

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!" Dark shouted hugging Mr. Charge.

" Aww, thanks son," Charge grabbed his son and pulled him into a hug," By the way, why aren't you in class?"

"......Shit....."

[ Extremely short chapter but I am working on the crossover, by the way check out my blog about my speech, I read it today in front of my class and got a huge applause, next is in front of the entire year group and then the entire school!]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SET ( MR. CHARGE)

HERE IS SOME ART THAT OUR NEW TEACHER DREW WITH ALSO THE TEACHER IN IT! CLOUD CHASER/ JUANROCK HERE IS A SHOUTOUT TO YA!

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CROSSOVER OF CONSCIENCES: Assassin's Games

Crossover with 'Living The Dream' by Kickass222urmom

Graze

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

 < My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Lance

[ My conscience Break writes in these bracket and bolded]

< My consciences Dawn writes in these and italics >

{ I respond in these }

Lance writes his scenes while Graze writes his own

Chapter 55: Crossover of consciences :The Assassin Games

Lance's POV

I looked up at Frederic, who was on stage.

He looked out at the gathered crowd of ponies, "Citizens of Ponyville, I've come here today to tell you of a competition that is to take place in this very town. It involves all of you. It is a game called 'Assassin', where you will all divide up into teams of two or three and battle it out against everypony else. No, this is not real. You will be using those."

A blue bracelet with his cutie mark appeared in front of him, "Those are 'Assassin Bracelets', once you shot your opponent with them, it sends them to the 'losers box'. Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. Its just a simple teleportation spell that comes out of this small device." The bracelet disappeared, "You will get to chose your teams, and the game will end once all teams are eliminated and only one stands. That team will receive a mystery prize. Don't worry, its well worth it and very valuable."

Everypony chatted excitedly about this.

Frederic smiled and continued, "Now for the rules: No magic." His horn glowed and every unicorn lost their horns.

Twilight looked up and began to squeal.

I looked at her and smirked, "Hahaha! Sucks for you Twi."

"No flying."

My wings suddenly disappeared, along with all the other Pegasus.

"My fucking wings!" Me and Graze screamed out at the same time. We both looked towards the stage.

Frederic smirked at us and mouth the words, 'Told you I'd get you back.'

[ASSHOLE!]

He continued, "No leaving Ponyville. There is a magical barrier up to prevent you all from leaving the game. No physical violence." He looked straight at me and Graze after saying that last part. Then he smiled, "And have fun!"

Suddenly, the same kind of bracelet he had shown everypony appeared in front of me. It was cyan blue with my cutie mark on it. I looked around and saw that everypony else had one, same color as their coat and with their cutie mark on it.

Frederic looked to be enjoying himself, "Just slip those on and your all set. Now, get in your teams and go find a place to wait for the game to begin. It will start when I blow the horns. GO!"

Everypony made a mad dash, putting their teams together.

I looked around and saw Drax, perfect. Me and Graze galloped over to him.

He looked at me and smiled, "Can I be on your team?"

I nodded, "Yep, I was just coming to ask you that."

Graze held out a hoof, "Nice to meet you..."

Drax shook his hoof, "Drax. Its nice to meet you too..."

Graze chuckled, "Razor Graze. But just call me Graze."

They dropped their hooves and looked at me.

I raised an eyebrow, "What?"

Graze smiled, "Bro, your the one who is going to provide us with our gear."

[Yeah, have Drax here do it!]

I chuckled, "Sure, why not. I know what we can use. Anyone up to dressing in tight black suits?"

The both smirked and Drax said, "Oh, I can fit in a black suit."

I nodded, "Good, because their full body and give you the best movement."

[That's fucking awesome!] Said Kill.

Said Joy.

[Badass!]

I chuckled, "Come on you two, we need to hurry. I don't know when this game will start." I then clamped the bracelet on. They followed my lead.

Graze then looked at me, "Where are we going to hold out till this starts?"

I smirked, "The one place you wouldn't expect."

10 PM at night, four hours into the competition.

I moved the branch out of the way and looked out onto the empty street, "Nope, I don't see anypony."

"Good." Drax whispered behind me.

I pulled the branch back into place and looked at them. We were all wearing tight black suits, all almost invisible in the darkness.

Graze smirked, "I like our name."

I looked at him, "What? Silent Nights?"

He nodded, "Oh yeah, fits us. Since we are silent and invisible at night."

"There they are!" Screamed a hyper voice.

Shit!

[Did someone find us already?!]

I looked out of the branches and saw Pinkie Pie and Greg chasing three poor filly's. They chased them for a few seconds before firing off four shots. Three hit them, one went off course.

Frederic's voice boomed through the area, "The Cutie Mark Crusaders have been removed from the game."

Greg and Pinkie Pie slammed their hooves together.

Greg smiled lazily, "We are fucking epic!"

Pinkie Pie jumped up and down, "We're going to win!"

Greg smiled and turned and yelled, "The 4th wall breakers are gonna win! You hear me pussies!"

I closed the branches, "Yeah, we have a problem."

They looked at me, "What is it?"

"Greg and Pinkie Pie."

They looked worried for a second before smiled, "We can take them."

Before I could answer, Frederic's voice boomed again, "Hiding for long periods of time is illegal... Lance."

My eyes widened, "Oh shit..."

The tree we were hiding in suddenly vanished, leaving us with not cover, and falling to the ground.

We slammed into the ground and quickly stood.

"OH MY CELESTIA! ITS PINKIE!" Graze said as he pointed to Pinkie Pie charging towards us.

[We fight!]

"Take her down!" I screamed.

We all three raised our hooves and began firing at her.

Her ear twitched and she jumped out of the way of the first few shots. She then repeated this, dodging every ball of magic.

"FUCKING RUN! SHE'S USING PINKIE SENSE!" Graze screamed out before turning and running away.

I turned and ran after him, "I chose to live!"

Drax sprinted past me, "I will not lose like this!"

[Faster Lance! That pink bitch is still behind you!]

We galloped for I don't know how long. But we finally lost her in a alleyway, for now that is.

As we stood and took deep breaths, I looked at Drax, "Thanks for leaving me behind."

He smiled, "Your welcome."

Said Joy.

Graze stood up and stretched, "You two stay here, I'm going to see if I can scout the area."

I nodded, "Okay, have fun. Don't get hit, I don't want to lose my best player."

He smirked, "I won't, just stay here." He turned and galloped off.

I rolled my eyes, "We will."

Graze's POV

I walked out of the alley and scouted the area looking for any signs of life and Pinkie.... especially Pinkie.

< Hey Graze! We need to get to higher ground>

[ You know, better view equals a greater advantage ]

I looked up and saw a climbable path leading to the roof. I jumped and used my hooves to grasp onto several ledges as I progressed to the top of the house.

Finally making it, I scoped the entire PonyVille and watched a few contestants get shot and a few being chased. I placed one hoof and knelt down striking a pose.

< Synchronization Complete>

[ I'm the Celestia Damn BAT-COLT!]

I looked through the streets of PonyVille and what really caught my attention were two mares walking with their tails intertwined with one another. They were a familiar couple back in my school, Bon Bon and Lyra. They weren't walking side by side but more strategically back to back.

[ Great, How are we going to take them down!] Kill said.

< Hmmmm.... Hold on a second, I have a plan> Joy replied.

" Ha! Team Bond is going to win this competition!" said Lyra.

" And when we do, we can finally afford a vacation, hopefully if the prize is that valuable!" Bon Bon said.

I spied on them as they made it closer and closer to my building waiting for a perfect opportunity.

[Hey Graze look a random pile of hay!]

< Remember whatever you are going to do, no violence>

It was time. I nodded hearing the calling of an eagle and dove into the pile of hay landing back first.

" Hey Lyra you heard that?"

" Yeah, I think it came from that pile of hay."

[ Fuck!]

" Maybe it's just the wind," Bon Bon replied.

[ FUCK YEAH!]

< SHHH!!>

[ THEY CAN'T HEAR US YOU RETARD!]

<.....Oh yeah...>

" I don't know, I think we should check it out," the couple then advanced towards my pile of hay.

< Get ready Graze!>

They stopped in front of it and stared intensely looking for any signs of life," I think I'm going to poke out."

Lyra pushed her hoof forward which I then suddenly grabbed pulling her and Bon Bon in.

A few shouts and screams were heard from the pile of hay, even a few cries announcing rape.

< Rape is not a funny joke people, not even in this fic>

[ It's not rape if they enjoy it]

I shot Lyra with my magical projectile sending her to the losers booth. Next, I grabbed Bon Bon's bracelet and shot her as well.

I looked at the bracelet which I 'borrowed' from Bon Bon and had one of the greatest ideas known to PonyVille.

< CrackShot would be proud> Joy said as I placed the other bracelet around my hoof.

[ FUCK YEAH! DUAL WIELD!] Kill announced.

< AKIMBO MOTHER FUCKERS!> Joy exclaimed Bro-hoofing Kill.

" Hey you heard that?!" A random pony said followed by five others. Damn that was a large group.

" I think it came from that bush!"

They all stared intensely at the bush waiting for something to happen.

I was getting tired of hiding, so I jumped out screaming my battle cry shooting two ponies sending them to the losers booth.

[ Killing spree!]

I ran a circle around the other three as they aimed their weapons and fired at me. I drifted along the surface of the ground and jumped in the middle of all three of them on my hindlegs. I then aimed both of my weapons at the heads of two ponies surrounding me and pulled my hooves back firing the shots from the bracelets.

< Kill- tacular!>

The last pony watched me as I walked closer and closer to him. He was frightened of what next I was going to do to him. He fired a few shots which some pathetically missed and a few dodged.

I picked him up and made him kneel.

[ Bend before your ruler]

I placed one foreleg behind his back and another with the bracelet aiming at his head," PLEASE MERCY! MERCY!" He cried.

I smiled wickedly at the pony and said," Kill. Do it."

Kill then walked across on air by the conscience of my victim, beat him and forced him to shoot himself.

< Overkill> Joy said.

[ Can we call in a fricking care package? ]

Suddenly, a loud voice boomed throughout the skies," GRAZE! I SAID NO VIOLENCE!"

I looked up at the skies and shouted, revealing my position," FUCK YOU IRON! THAT WAS SELF DEFENSE! I RESTRAINED HIM!"

" Hmmm... Alright! NEXT TIME DON'T DO IT!" Iron Clad had allowed that one time to pass.

I sighed a breath of relief walking back to Lance and Drax," Whew that was close."

" Ahem!" A familiar voice called out. Somepony which I didn't want to see, Pinkie Pie and Greg.

[ OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!]

< WE ARE SO FUCKING SCREWED!>

" Hey Graze Remember me?" Greg laughed.

I looked at him bemused and fired two shots from both my hooves sending him to the losers booth," Fuck you bro. That was for the kick in my nuts."

" Wow, this room is getting filled up fast. What the actual buck is going on?" Iron Clad said to himself.

Greg was instantaneously teleported into the room," ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? GRAZE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!"

" HOW DARE YOU! YOU JUST ELIMINATED GREG!" Pinkie shouted.

" Ha! That's the game," I said with extra emphasis on " THE GAME"

" HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOSE THE GAME YOU'RE NO FUN!" Pinkie shouted.

I looked and smiled from ten meters away at Pinkie," So.... Shall we?" I said calmly.

Pinkie then calmed down and smiled accepting my duel of quickdraw or Standoff," We shall."

The tension built between the two of us as we waited for the other to get mentally prepared.

{ Kill, Joy, remember how Pinkie uses her Pinkie Sense?}

< Yeah! She uses her consciences Pinkamena and Surprise!>

{ Exactly, I want the both of you too distract the two of them, I want this to be a fair match }

[ You got it Graze! One distraction coming up! ]

I watched as Kill and Joy made their way to Pinkie Pie talking to Pinkamena and Surprise pretending to be friends.

I smiled and shouted," DRAW!"

Suddenly Kill and Joy both grabbed Pinkamena and Surprise, restraining them from doing anything. I shot one round at Pinkie who stood still waiting for her Pinkie sense to take place... and waited and waited. Her eyes suddenly opened in realization and jumped out of the way at the bullet," WHAT'S HAPPENING!?" She shouted.

Two guns versus one. I repeatedly shot rounds at Pinkie who was now running for her life. She was still too fast, I didn't need a fast rate of fire, I needed precision.

I allowed her to run as aimed down on my hoof, looking for a nice clean headshot.

She was heading towards the direction of the alley which Lance and Drax hid in. I couldn't allow her to go any further, she was my prey.

I took a deep breath and released one shot.

She galloped faster and faster now in the sights of Lance and Drax," NONONONONONONONO!!!"

*PING*

Pinkie was now eliminated and I headed back towards Lance and Drax.

[ Nice shot Graze! Fucking HeadShot!]

I looked down the alley and saw Lance and Drax with their mouths opened wide in shock and awe from Pinkie being eliminated.

I only said one word," Killstreak."

Lance's POV

Holy crap! He just took out all of them by himself!

[That was fucking awesome!]

I looked at Graze, "How the fuck?!"

He smirked, "I've got skills!"

[We're just that badass!] Kill said gloating.

I chuckled, "Well, since your such a good shot. Your team sniper."

Graze pumped his hoof into the air, "FUCK YEAH!"

I looked at Drax, "Drax, your with me."

He smiled, "Let's win this thing!"

[Silent Nights are pro!]

Team: Musical Killers

Aaron ducked behind the small rock fence. He looked over at his two teammates, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, "Okay you two, we need to secure that library. With it, we can easily win this!"

Vinyl nodded her agreement, "Yeah, but Team Sparkle is in there."

Aaron smiled, "That's why we have those." He held up two small balls. But those were no normal balls, (DIRTY THOUGHTS! BE GONE!) they were sound grenades. They would go off, creating a loud quick screech that would take away your hearing for a few seconds.

Vinyl Smirked, "This is going to be fun!"

Octavia nodded, "Yes, if we don't get out."

Aaron stood, "We won't get out. We're the Musical Killers!" With that, he galloped towards the library.

Vinyl and Octavia soon jumped up and followed him.

When they reached the library, they piled up on the door.

Aaron put his ear to the door and smiled, "I hear them."

Vinyl snickered, "This is to easy!"

Aaron nodded and threw the door open, he then tossed in the sound grenade. They all covered their ears.

The loud screech could still be heard, but had no effect on them. They all charged into the library.

Aaron looked around and saw Twilight staggering. Perfect. He aimed at her first and fired, sending her to the loser's box.

Vinyl shot Rarity, who was also staggering around.

Vinyl let out a whoop of victory, "Oh yeah, we're bad!"

Suddenly she disappeared.

Aaron looked around, "There's another?!"

Applejack jumped off the stairs, "Ah got one!" She then shot Octavia, sending her away.

Before she could turn to Aaron, he ducked behind a bookshelf.

"Ah know you're over there." She said moving closer.

Aaron gulped and put his back hooves against the wall and his back against the bookshelf. He then began to push outward, sending the bookshelf crashing down.

Applejack jumped out of the way, "What the hay!"

Aaron aimed at her, "Got you!" He took aim and fired... nothing. He looked at his bracelet and saw that it was missing the barrel. Shit...

He twisted around and jumped through a random window. He then began to gallop at top speed away from the library.

Now he was alone, against all the others. And he had no weapon...

Team: Joki Knights

Peter shifted and stood up in his little hole. He opened the flap of fake grass and looked across the center of Ponyville. David came up also, a few feet to his right in a hole of his own.

Peter watched as the group of stallion's made their way across the open ground. He looked over at David, "Is the 'traps' ready?"

David nodded with a smirk, "Oh yeah, they're set."

Peter smiled, "Good. Is Doctor Whooves in place?"

David nodded again, "Yup."

Peter looked back and smiled, "Its time. Signal the Doc."

David smiled and performed a bird call.

Then then closed the flaps above them and sat and waited.

Doctor Whooves jumped up, only twenty feet from the group and ran straight for Peter and David, who was hidden.

As soon as the Doctor ran over them, they waited till they could hear the group.

Suddenly, they jumped up and began firing at the group, screaming out, "JOKI KNIGHTS!"

They shot down every member of the group.

Peter smirked and looked at David, "Best trap ever!"

David nodded, "Oh yeah, we was just like the Wolverines."

Peter chuckled, "Get ready, another group may come by."

David smiled and they went back into their holes.

Team: Outcast United

Zorrow sat propped up against the building, nervous. Why does he have to always be the bait?

He was sitting there, faking like he had broken his hoof. It looked pretty believable, to a pony. To a human, you could tell he was faking it.

He had been there for hours, letting Seth and Big Macintosh take out all the ponies stupid enough to try and help.

As he sat there, he saw two mare's making their way over to him.

Here we go again.

When they neared, he saw that it was Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Shit.

Rainbow Dash looked at him, "What's wrong with you?" She said, keeping her distance.

Fluttershy on the other hand looked like she wanted to help.

Zorrow played his role, "I fell off the building. I think I broke my hoof."

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, "Yeah right. Its not broken, I can clearly see that its..."

Fluttershy shot ahead, and was next to Zorrow within a second, "Oh, you poor dear. Are you okay?"

Big Macintosh stepped out, followed by Seth.

Seth smiled, "Got ya!"

Rainbow Dash charged forward, "I knew it!"

They both turned their attention to her, as Fluttershy was no threat.

They began firing at Rainbow Dash, but she easily dodged each shot.

Seth became enraged, "Ugh! Get hit already!"

Big Macintosh nodded, and said simply as he fired, "Eeyep!"

Suddenly, Big Macintosh disappeared.

Fluttershy covered her face, "I'm sorry... I was trying to figure out how to use this... thing."

Seth finally hit Rainbow Dash, barely, but enough to send her away. He then turned to Fluttershy, "Wow, she took out Big Macintosh... By accident!"

She turned to him, "I'm sorry... I didn't mean to..."

Seth advanced, "Meh, its okay. Now just let me get you out and..."

Suddenly he disappeared.

Fluttershy looked at her out stretched hoof, "Oh drat Fluttershy, you need to learn to use those things."

Zorrow began to scoot away. She just took out his whole team, by accident!

She looked at him, "Lets see about that hoof."

Screw this! He jumped up and sprinted away.

Graze's Pov

Before Drax and Lance had left assigning me to Sniper support, they gave me a scope as I can guide them throughout PonyVille and take out any passerby's.

I was on top of the Town Hall and saw all took place, The Joki Knights and Team Outcasts traps and the one surviving member of Musical Knights run out of the Library.

I aimed down sights looking at Aaron," Just one small squeeze aaaaaand--"

[ YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FUCKING LOOKING AT LANCE AND DRAX! ]

I scanned the environments looking out for Lance and Drax as they were supposed to make their way to the library," Oh shit! Another group!"

They were stuck literally in the middle of a firefight! " Are you bucking kidding me?!"

Lance and Drax hid behind a dumpster as defense as the group of three progressed towards them rapidly firing.

I swear I heard Lance and Drax shout," WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GRAZE!!"

I aimed down the sights of my scope, aiming for a pretty smile for my camera. I looked carefully and saw two twin sister ponies," Aloe and Lotus."

< Ha! They are getting their asses handled by mares>

* BOOM* Headshot. One was down.

[ Get back to the kitchen ]

I think I shot .... Lotus?

" ALOE!!" The other twin shouted.

" Well, fuck. I hate being wrong," I aimed down the sights again and shot the other pony in the head.

" HA! Don't mess with a Killjoy!"

Lance and Drax then took the opportunity making a straight dash to the library, clearing out any ponies that ran by them.

I remembered one pony, Aaron if I had remembered correctly, ran out of that building.

Lance and Drax were about to open the door.

[ OH FUCK WE NEED TO WARN THEM!]

< HOW!?>

As Drax reached for the door while Lance leaned against the wall. I shot a round aiming exactly at the knob before Drax touched it.

Lance looked back at me and shouted," WHAT THE FUCK GRAZE!"

So much for subtlety. I rolled my eyes and shouted back," DON'T FUCKING GO IN THERE!! AARON JUST LEFT!"

The two looked at the door and paused, trying to make a decision.

I aimed down my scopes trying to look through the windows. I only saw one shadow, kinda weird. It didn't have the shape of a pony's head nor did a pony I know even have o--...... Oh fuck it's AppleJack.

She opened the door from the balcony of Twilight's treehouse moving silently not too attract any attention.

I shouted," RUN LANCE!! RUN!!!"

He looked back at me," WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

Drax looked at Lance," I think he wants us too move."

Lance asked," Why?"

"Beats me."

I facehoofed," Those fucking retards."

[ Graze, if you don't take that show now, only you would be left]

< It's a pretty far shot, so use some of that physics Mr. Charge actually beat into you>

{ Alright, Celestia if I don't make this shot, I am going to kill Cody }

I aimed the sights above AppleJack's head taking in the effect of Coriolis. I took one deep breath and held it as I focused keeping the sights perfectly on AppleJack not moving one inch.

" Gotcha," I said before taking the shot which made AppleJack disappear.

{ Cody, today you live.}

A shout boomed throughout the skies," NO CAMPING GRAZE!"

" WHAT?! I'M NOT EVEN HIDING!" My complaint was unsuccessful as he teleported me right in the center of PonyVille where the Joki Knights had taken base.

I was alone and I had no sights on Lance and Drax," Fuck, I need to get out of here. Just need to look out for some fake bushes."

As I walked, I heard a few bird sounds coming from two bushes. I sighed and facehoofed," Exactly what in Celestia's fuck are birds doing in bushes."

I heard a few whispers," Shhhh.... I think he knows.... Just wait for the Doctor."

Suddenly a brown stallion jumped out not far from another bush and ran past center of the other 'whispering bushes.'

I had the most bemused expression on my face at all time," Fellas, do you see what's in my hoof? Oh, you see nothing right? IT'S THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE! I AM A CELESTIA DAMN SNIPER!"

I was never foolish enough to take the bait and shot Doctor Whooves from afar making him disappear," By the way, that trap only works for short range users and for idiots."

The two bushes stopped whispering to each other and a few regrets were heard of letting the Doctor be the bait. I looked at the two bushes and from far away, the only one time in my life, I spat on the bushes as a sign of disrespect.

I walked away hearing the sounds of Peter," AGHH GET IT OFF ME! IT'S IN MY HAIR!"

[That's fucking nasty bro]

I smiled at their reactions and chuckled," Time to find Lance and Drax..... HOLD ON GUYS I'M COMING!"

Lance's POV

"Damn, we was lucky that time." I said, looking out the window of the library.

Drax nodded, "Thank Celestia Graze had our backs."

I saw something running towards the library, "Movement!"

We got into position, behind the couch, and aimed at the door.

Suddenly, Zorrow burst in.

I jumped up, "Freeze!"

He dropped to the ground, "WAIT! Don't shoot."

I kept aiming at him, "Three."

He looked up, scared.

"Two."

He stood.

"One..."

He dropped to the ground again, "Wait, please. I lost my entire team! Can I join you Lance?"

[Waste his ass Lance!]

I sighed, "No, but I'll let you go. Run now."

He jumped up and ran out the door.

Drax looked at me, "Why didn't you take him out?!"

I shrugged, "The guys had a rough life, believe me."

Drax sighed, "Well, don't let everypony live."

I smiled, "Don't worry, I won't let to..."

Another pony ran in. This time, we both turned and fired.

Graze's eyes went wide and he dodged both the rounds, "WHOA! Watch your fire!"

I chuckled, "Sorry about that. Thanks for covering us."

He held up a hoof, "No problem. You guys are idiots."

I smiled, "I know."

He closed the door and walked over, "A lot of ponies have been taken out."

Drax nodded, "And there aren't many left. I say we defend this place for a while."

We all nodded in agreement. Time to set up defenses.

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CrossOver of Consciences: Assassin Games Part 2

Crossover with 'Living The Dream' by Kickass222urmom

Crossover of Consciences: Kill Vs Break

Crossover with 'Living The Dream' by Kickass222urmom

Graze

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

 < My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Lance

[ My conscience Break writes in these bracket and bolded]

< My consciences Dawn writes in these and italics >

{ I respond in these }

Kill and Break will be spoken in first person a.k.a myself and Lance so we will refer to them as I or me.

Graze's POV

[ Enjoy some of my music, for an epic beginning and fightt ]

Kill and Break stood silently on the field, quiet as the wind blew through their manes. The tension was hyped up for two days as it was a battle of the two consciences.

Kill said staring at Break, "Let's try and make this as gentlecolt as possible."

" Ha, fuck no, I want to see who turns out on top."

" Good, because there was never any intention of me fighting like a pussy."

The two shared a quick laugh, which turned to one of seriousness.

They both dashed at each other at full speeds, Kill with his hoof enflamed with black corruption and Break with his engulfed with the brightest of flames.

Hoof against hoof and flame versus flame was the battle for now.

Our hooves collided with one another continuously as the black and red flames danced on contact. Break's power had increased since two days ago, this was surely going to be fun.

We were both equally matched hoof versus hoof.

" Fuck this!" I announced being controlled by Kill.

I spun on all hooves making a one hundred and eighty degree turn and whipped my tail causing a successful distraction as his eyes were no longer on me. I balanced on both my front legs and bucked him with my hind sending him flying slightly above the surface then landing with a thud.

"Ha! BUCK YOU!" I shouted.

{ Sssst Ouch, that has got to hurt }

< Why are we even doing this? >

Break then got up and wiped his hoof across his cheek, spitting out some blood," Not fucking cool."

Break flapped his wings giving him an extra dash of speed appearing before me in a blink of an eye," Wait! What the--"

He grabbed me with both hooves and began to choke me," Thanks for the lesson teach' "

{ KILL! D... SOM...TH..NG! } My voice tried to call out aiding him.

" Graze can't help you nor can Joy," Break announced.

I felt the transfer between me and Kill begin. He was fading in and out from the strangle.

He gasped for one breath and held it in so that the control he had over my body won't be lost.

I reached for Break's hooves and held onto them, trying to loosen the grip. He only choked harder.

" THAT'S ENOUGH!" Kill shouted. I then headbutted Break as he released the grip on my neck. I wrapped my tail around one of his hooves and pulled with great force sending him to the floor on his back knocking the wind out of him.

We were both out of breath from the strangle and the fall. I walked slowly towards the grounded pegasus and looked over him.

An evil smile grew upon my face as a thought appeared in my head," I'm glad Twilight is already pregnant."

Break's eyes opened wide," Oh fuck no..."

I raised one hoof straight up in the air and struck down upon his genitalia. What a fucking cheap shot but totally worth it.

" Millionth time for this fucking month," Break said holding his balls under his breath. ( Yes, perverts, I encourage these thoughts unlike Lance).

"Hahahahaha," I snickered at what I had done getting too caught up in the moment," ......."

I grew silent and fell to the floor holding my own jewels as I saw Break's hoof out where it had just made impact.

In my pain and struggle to even crawl, Break walked up to my face, his hoof viewed upon by my eyes directly in front of me.

*POW* Break had kicked me directly in my face pitching me off the ground counteracting the pain of the nut shot.

I opened my wings and caught a slight drift allowing me to get back upon my hooves with me facing the floor as I tried to catch a breather.

Break rushed towards me with one of his hooves charged for another shot.

{< KILL! WATCH OUT!>} Joy and I said in unison directing his attention to Lance.

In a split of a second Break released a powerful hoof only to be caught by Kill," Not fucking today."

Kill stood up on hindlegs twisting Break's hoof in such a position making him kneel before me," Yes, kneel bitch."

With one of my supporting hindlegs, I placed one gently on Break's face and tensed it gaining enough energy and force.

I then exerted all force in one perfect shot releasing his hooves before to prevent any dislocation," Octavia taught me how to stand up." Kill said with a smug tone as Break's body pitched across the field like a rag doll.

Before he could have even bring himself up, I was there before him as he was to me just a few minutes ago," You're going to love this new trick."

I wrapped my tail around his hoof taking flight to the skies. Once reaching the highest altitude, I looked at Break trying to escape the red and white grip known as my tail," You ever felt a piledriver before?" Kill asked calmly.

" Fuck...." Break said.

" Well, I'm not going to do that. It would be.... disrespectful to such an opponent like you," I smiled evilly at him as his eyes opened wider in fear and had put more effort into escaping his restraint.

" It's time for the Seismic Toss."

I flew around in revolutions picking up speed as I kept my momentum. Soon, I was going so fast that it looked like Break was about to throw up. The intense speeds of revolutions had taken colour of my black flames singeing Lance's coat," AGGGGHHHH!" Break shouted.

From my intense rounds of circles, I then made a deep nose dive heading towards the surface of the earth as my black flame trail mimicked my movement.

Approximately halfway there with my continuous momentum, I rolled in mid air with my victim. With a snap and flicker of my tail, I shot him sending the black flamed trailed body to his dirt like death bed, figuratively speaking.

*Thud* was all I heard as dust and dirt pitched from the ground surrounding him in the newly created crater.

< Think that did it?>

[ Yeah.... Wait.... It can't be! THE BASTARD IS STILL MOVING!] Kill exclaimed to Joy watching the body of Break slightly shudder with a weak stance and heavy breaths.

" That's fucking it!" I shouted diving towards him with break neck speeds. I didn't want to kill him but I desperately wanted to try this move since our last match.

With my distance drawing nearer to Lance's impact zone the white thick air resistance cone formed around me. Perfect.

I tainted the barrier yet again with my trademarked black flames and spun literally twisting and bending the black flamed cone to my will. " BREAK! MEET THE NEWEST ADDITION TO MY ARTILLERY!" I shouted out loud. The air resistant cone broke, not creating a sonic boom as supposed if it wasn't twisted but something newer, and more destructive with precision.

" NECRO VORTEX!" I shouted as a whirlpool or rather preferred a vortex of black flames, engulfed, concentrated and emitted from the source, Kill.

I took aim at Break and shot down towards my target with a quick of my legs, I counted down," THREE..... TWO.....ONE..... The fuck?"

Suddenly all my speed decelerated and my flames extinguished. I looked confused at Lance.... No, it was Breaking Dawn who had stopped my assault with a catch of his hooves only dragged back a few metres from my impact.

Break looked at me and said," Now the real fight begins."

Lance's POV

[ Lance's fight music ]

I smiled at Kill, "Now the real fight begins." I laughed loudly and slammed Kill into the ground.

I quickly reached down and grabbed his vest, "You shouldn't wear clothes in a fight!" I then threw him straight up.

Seconds after I threw him upwards, I jumped up and slammed my hoof into his chin as he fell back towards the ground.

The force from the blow sent him straight up again, giving me the chance to perform a second uppercut, and a third, and a fourth.

He finally caught himself and slammed his hoof into my face, causing my head to turn slightly.

I chuckled, "That all you got?"

He smirked, "Nope, I have so much more!"

His wings caught fire, and his eyes darkened even more, "KILLJOY IS HERE!"

I smiled, "Oh yeah, that's what I want!"

Kill flew straight for me. I didn't even try to move.

He slammed into me and we began to quickly exchange blows. I slammed my hoof into his face, he slammed his into my face. It was hard to keep track of.

Suddenly, Kill jumped back and twisted in the air. His back hooves slammed into my face with great force, sending me sprawling through the air.

I stopped myself and rubbed my face, "Cheap shot!"

Kill only laughed as he slammed into me, flying towards the ground.

I laughed at his attempts, "Again? This is getting old!"

Seconds before impact, I twisted, putting myself in control and threw Kill forwards. He hit the ground, dirt and rocks flying everywhere.

{Damn Break, kinda going overboard with this aren't ya?}

[I always go overboard!]

I flew straight down, slamming into Kill as he tried to stand. We slammed into the ground, creating a small crater. I smiled and pulled back my hoof, "Good night Kill." My hoof tensed up as the flames became intense. I slammed my hoof into Kill's face, causing his head to leave an indention in the ground.

As I pulled my hoof back, he pushed forward, throwing me off of him. "NOT TODAY!"

He flew forward.

When he made contact with me, I stood on my hind legs and put my hooves on his shoulders, holding him down.

He then began to take quick and powerful jabs at my exposed torso and stomach.

I tried to force him away, but he kept pushing forward. I grabbed his head and pushed down, slamming his face into my knee.

His body snapped up, but instead of falling back, he punched me in the face, hitting my snout.

I stumbled back and went back to all fours, holding my snout.

He sprung towards me and I ducked under him. As he soared over me, I punched upward, hitting him in the gut.

He slammed into the ground, holding his stomach, gasping for air. I chuckled and charged towards him.

As he began to stand, I slammed my head into his side, sending him back to the ground. I stood over him and reared up, "TIME TO END THIS!"

He smirked and twisted around. He then kicked outward with his back hooves, hitting me in the knees.

I fell backwards, my knees close to breaking.

Kill jumped up and landed on my chest, "Cocky much?"

I rolled my eyes, "Fuck you..."

Kill began to repeatedly slam his hooves into my face and chest. I held my hooves up to block, but he easily bypassed them. He was in control.

As he beat the crap out of my head, I smiled. I brought my back hooves up, wrapped them around his neck and threw him backwards.

I stood and dusted myself off. I then looked at Kill as he stood back up, "What? I thought you said you could take me?"

Graze's POV

PLAY THIS FOR THIS EPIC SCENE

I smiled at Break," You know what? You are right. I will allow shit to get serious."

I then took off my coat and shirt showing off my two exquisite cutie marks, the tribal deviled wing and the angelic one," Whew! You do not know how good it feels to not be held back by clothes."

" Hmph, two?" Break asked.

" Not cutie marks, I was born with them," I said neatly folding my clothes," You ready for the ass kicking of your life time?"

" Only if you're ready for yours," Break said.

I flared my wings, showing off the black outlines of my weaker state," Trust me, you don't want to see these bad boys at a third NecroFlare."

Break's eyes widened," Th-THIRD?! NOT EVEN CLAD CAN DO THAT! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?"

I smiled silently at my side mocking him.

Break then decided to rush me head on with a dirty look on his face. He immediately took aim for my face with an enflamed hoof.

I smiled smugly grabbing his hoof and punched him spinning him around his back facing me. I then grabbed him where his back facing and suplexed him in a split of a second with no time to waste.

" You won't believe how flexible I am bro," I said to him. Obviously he didn't know that I learnt that move when I was a mare for a day.

I then picked him up with one hoof onto his mane and the other on his coat intensifying the heat of my black flames on my hooves," One thing you lack is creativity," I said to Break as he endured the burning sensation with looks of discomfort," If you are going to fight like me then you're going to have to learn the hard way."

I threw his body like a ragdoll from his mane which he then countered by opening his wings catching his balance from a drift," HA! THE HARD WAY?! I'm not even close to finished."

" Have at thee brethren," I said placing out my hooves motioning him to come for some more.

He accepted the invitation flying towards me with a black and red trail of colour behind him as I did the same only for my movement to be mimicked by my tribal black flames.

We clashed at the floor trading blows then slowly ascended criss crossing path in a DNA like structure intersecting at points only to yet again to assault one another. Through each intersection a small wave of a bright orange flame contrasting with another corrupted tainted black flame would disperse and expand for only a few metres.

We both had the same idea as we reached the highest altitude and copied one another following into a nose dive.

Necro Flare Vs ShadowBlast, the outer colored perimeter from both versions of our sonic booms collided with one another, spreading throughout the lands of Equestria darkening it's skies. No longer was it a sunny day but rather a gloomy one as the shadows and dark, violent colours covered the skies.

With both of our speeds at Mac-4 and my wings doubled in size due to the effects of the NecroFlare, we both made a U-turn before impacting with the floor and headed straight for one another.

We were both moving at speeds invisible to the naked eye but only our impacts and hits were seen represented by either a black or bright orange flame.

Lance got the first hit on me, sending me flying but he was so fast that he caught up to me before I even had time to catch my balance. He followed this system of hitting me from all directions, over and over again, countless times which he soon then broke his combo with one final hit sending my spiraling to the surface below.

Just how many craters were we going to create? " Ah, BREAK YOU BITCH! I'M GOING TO FEEL THAT IN THE FUCKING MORNING!" I said from the surface.

"HA! WHO TOLD YOU TO MESS WITH--" Break began to gloat.

" Me," I whispered behind him. I then placed both of my hooves in a lock and slammed them onto his neck. Before he even touched the floor, I grabbed him by his mane and dragged him along the surface.

I stopped in my tracks and placed him firmly on all four hooves as he was delusional from my hit and drag technique.

" This is the worst combo you will ever feel in your life," I said flaring my wings with a few embers coming dropping.

I hoofed him with my right and then my left picking up the momentum to spin and hit him with a spin kick from my right hind leg making two spins hitting him twice. Before he fell from the hit, I grabbed him, kneeing him in the face. He then floated for a while unconsciously as he recoiled from the hit. I made one final spin with my forelegs supporting e as I bucked him with both my hind sending him high sky.

I flew up meeting him as his body ascended unwillingly, grabbing him from the back and sprung out my wings creating a Bucaneer Blaze.

We both fell to the ground, tired, beaten and exerted.

*Double Thud*

On the floor, Break and I both stood up, not wanting to give up but extremely tired, KillJoy was no longer there and neither was Breaking Dawn.

We both panted," Ready... for one last move?"

" Winner...takes all?" Break asked.

I nodded.

Lance's POV

I smiled, panting loudly, "How about we play chicken? With sonic booms?"

Kill smiled, also trying to catch his breath, "Lets! Who ever turns away loses and is admitted the weakest."

I raised an eyebrow in a taunting way, "And! If we collide, the one who is hurt the most is the loser."

Kill nodded, "Deal."

{Wait! This is suicide!}

"LANCE! Stop all this now! Please!" Somepony said running towards us.

Me and Kill looked in that direction to see three mare's running towards us; Ditzy, Dali, and Twilight.

Twilight ran up to me and wrapped her hooves around me, "Lance, please stop! Look at you, your body is covered in bruises and cuts!"

I chuckled and pushed her off me gently, "Oh Twi, I'm not Lance, I'm his conscience, Break."

Twilight then glared, "Stop this fighting now Break."

I smirked, "Nah."

Ditzy looked Kill, "You don't have to do this!"

Kill shrugged, "True, I don't have to. But I want to."

Dali looked at me and looked close to tears, "Please don't continue this, your going to hurt Lance!"

Break waved her off, "He'll be fine.... hopefully."

Kill looked at him, "Ready for this?"

Break smirked, "Lets fucking do this!"

Kill flew straight up and away from me, I did the same.

Down below, I could hear the girls trying to talk us out of it, but it was of no use. Kill and Break wouldn't listen, they had a score to settle.

Once we was far enough apart, he yelled out, "You ready to lose?"

I smiled and yelled back, "Only if your ready to admit to being a pussy!"

We shot forward, both of us picking up speed.

I looked to my side and saw the cone began to form. Perfect.

The cone quickly caught fire due to the flames coming off of me. I suddenly shot forward, breaking the sound barrier.

Kill was also past the sound barrier and coming in fast.

It was clear neither of us had any intentions of chickening out. This was going to be a head on collision.

I pushed myself harder, and harder, and harder. I felt myself go even faster, "DOUBLE SHADOW BLAST!"

Far ahead, I heard Kill Scream out, "NECRO FLARE TIMES TWO!"

I laughed as we speed closer and closer, "You stole that from Dragon Ball Z!"

Seconds later, we was to close. Moments from impact.

When we slammed into each other, the shock waves from both of our sonic booms slammed into each other, causing a massive explosion of sound and wind.

We both fell to the ground, unconscious. The impact had been to much for us to handle.

Graze's POV

sad song is sad

"....Graze....wake up....." I heard a voice call out.

" Huh?" I said confused.

" Wake up," the voice was more stern.

" Mommy?"

*POW POW* I got two slaps from a hoof.

"GRAZE WAKE THE FUCK UP!" The voice being recognized as Kill said.

I looked around only to be surrounded by a veil of white and Kill and Joy," Oh Celestia Buck ME! AM I SERIOUSLY IN MY SUBCONSCIOUS AGAIN!!....Wait.... Who won?!"

A more tender yet stern voice said known as Joy," Known of you retarded fucktards did. I told you this was a bucking stupid idea, BUT NO! No one ever listens to me."

" Oh quit your whining!" Kill said.

" I AM NOT WHINING! I AM COMPLAINING!"

I stopped both of them from arguing pushing them aside," Hey guys! Stop it! What the hell is happening?!"

" Wake up and see for yourself," Joy said.

My eyes opened as I laid on a soft comfortable hospital bed. I looked at the side of me, Lance was sleeping soundly as he was recovering and resting from our fight.

" Poor pony," I said.

[ We have to go Graze, this is not our universe and our two days are up.]

< C'mon, everypony back home is waiting >

I was a bit saddened at the fact that I had to leave my new friend, he had so much more to learn but two days was just enough time to get him started.

I looked at the side of my bed, my clothes neatly folded before the fight and my saddlebag with the teleportation scroll.

I had an idea, grabbed a piece of paper and wrote:

Dear Lance,

Thank you for being one of my closest friends throughout these past two days, giving me a home to stay under while here and supporting me with that Ditzy scene. I don't ever think I could have had this much fun as we did these past two days. I'm sorry to tell you that none of us won the fight but since I recovered first.... Well, nevermind, nopony won. I am actually heartbroken that I must leave, Kill says he is going to miss Break and Joy says that he is going to miss Dawn. Tell everypony good bye for me, I know this won't be our last time seeing each other and hopefully we would get a proper rematch. I really hate to go without telling you face to face, bro-hoof to bro-hoof but as I said one day you can pay me back the favor. Keep everypony under control and also I am proud that you learnt how to control Kill and Joy.... Remember, it's not about anger, it's about control! Protect your friends as I do with mine, they are worth it and forever will be. I won't leave you without a gift though, something that you won't forget me by, you're going to need some new threads.... Extra Swag you know? Don't worry, I have like six others of the same design home. But for now see you soon. Keep calm, Love and tolerate. Til next time Lance! See ya.

I neatly folded the note placing it and my neatly folded clothes and Lance's bed where he had rested.

I felt my body strain as I limped with my saddlebag and the teleportation scroll in my mouth.

I walked outside the room not wanting to wake up Lance as he needed some well deserved rest. I exited the room only to be confronted by Ditzy who was now about check up on us.

Her face brightened as she saw mine and hugged me," THANK CELESTIA YOU'RE SAFE!"

I endured the pain as she squeezed upon my bruises and cut off the hug," Don't worry, it will take a lot more to get rid of me.... But I really have to go, sorry."

She smiled and nodded," It's alright, I know you can't wait to see 'her' "

" Ha, you don't know how right you are," I smiled but then as soon as it came, it disappeared," Ditzy?"

"Yeah?"

" Listen to me, I just want to remind you, that even though you aren't part of my universe, you are still Ditzy, the same eyes and personality.... Never give up on who you are with those bright eyes and smiles of yours, they are a blessing not a curse."

She cried hearing it first from me, accepted through her hardships and hugged me," Your name isn't Derpy, it will always be Ditzy." I moved away from the embrace," C'mon where is that bright smile?"

She nodded wiping her tears and gave me a big ol' smile," That's better.... but I really need to go."

I placed the scroll on the floor, waving a hoof goodbye at Ditzy and stomped on the letter.

*ZZTTT PING!*

I was now teleported back in MY Ditzy's room, in the school at the same time of night.

The flash awoke her as she got up from bed and saw a figure, me. She flickered on the lights and gazed upon my many cuts and bruises. Her eyes filled with tears unable to say any words. She rushed towards me and hugged me which I will always willingly accept.

Throughout the embrace, I wrapped my wings around her, stroked her mane as she nuzzled my chest letting out all her feelings and tears. I stood firm throughout the burning sensation of my bruises enduring the pain as I only wanted to be here, with her, my Ditzy, my Bright Eyes.

" Don't worry Bright Eyes..... I'm home," I said with a small sob as we both stood in the middle of the room.

Lance's POV

I opened my eyes, my whole body in pain. I rubbed my face with my hooves and sighed, "That sucked!"

I put my hooves down and my right one touched something. Paper.

I looked down and picked up the piece of paper and read it.

Once I finished, a tear was in my eye. I looked over at the clothes and smiled, "Thanks bro, how did you know I needed something new to wear?"

I sat back and relaxed, next time I see Graze, we're going to have a fair fight. Maybe I can ask Celestia to send me there sometime. But for now, I rest. Because in two days, we leave for the Ski Resort, and that is going to be fun!

Break rubbed his eyes. [Did we win?]

{Nope, it was a draw.}

[... Shit....]

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SlenderPony: Part one

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

The next morning, I awoke with a huge band-aid on my face on Ditzy's bed alone from Celestia's sun peeping through her curtains," Agh, buck. How long til this pain goes away?" I asked as I got up from the bed.

I stretched my back and wings trying to relieve some of the stiffness from my previous fight with Break," Never in Celestia's name am I doing that ever again."

[ Aghhhhh, my fucking back!]

 Joy argued with Kill.

[ Ah, shut it! You didn't help during the fight ]

< Yeah that maybe true but you won't be in such a condition if you just listened!>

[ Buck you sideways ] Kill said last as Joy stuck out a tongue.

Ditzy then opened the door, rushing towards me and gave me a great hug," Graze! How are you feeling?"

I flinched from the pain from the moment answering back," I've had worse days." I looked closely at Ditzy wearing her parcel," OH CRAP! THE MAIL! I'M SO SORRY!"

She placed a hoof by my mouth to quiet my speech and continued with a hug," It's okay Graze, I took care of it."

I honestly did feel a bit bad, forgetting my duties as she picked up for them. I nuzzled her snout with mine," Thanks Ditzy, you're the best."

She chuckled," I know, but you only have ten minutes to get to your first art class."

My eyes opened wide at the time I had," T-ten minutes?!"

She nodded slowly.

With that, I rushed to the cupboard, opening it and had put on my trademark black and white clothes. I the only pony in that room had art class as Ditzy was allowed a pass due to her mail delivery route this morning by herself. I galloped with a limp, kissing Ditzy on her cheek and exited the room only to make it too my first art class.

I ran through the corridors of the school only trying to make it on time for my first art class. This felt pretty much a lot like my first day here, for maths class.

"AHA! ART!" I finally founded the door with the word 'ART'.

*BLAM*

I kicked open the door with great force which soon followed by a great rush of pain. I flinched for a moment as I saw the entire class.

" GRAZE!! YOU'RE BACK!" Shouted my friends in unison. I simply smiled being called out in front of the whole class.

"Ah, so you're the Graze everypony has been talking about," said a pegasus pony wearing a jacket who had his long brown straight hair tied on the back and loose on the front," My name is CloudChaser pleasure to finally meet ya."

I glared at my friends. What exactly did they say about me?

CloudChaser had his hoof out waiting to be accepted.

" Pleasure to meet ya sir!" I bro-hoofed him.

" HA! Please don't call me that, you're gonna make me feel old before my time, I'm only twenty two," he announced.

[ Wow, that teacher is pretty young ]

{ Well, he can hang out with us, seems like a cool pony }

< This might be gay but..... I like his mane.>

[Alright...... Things got 20% akwarder in ten seconds flat]

" Alright, now that introductions have been met, please get to your seat, class will start any moment. I am still your teacher ya know, gotta get paid," he said pointing to a seat between Vine and Breeze.

The chit chatter of the class continued as we waited for the bell too ring.

" Hey Graze!" Breeze called out and poked my wing.

I retaliated by moving away his hoof," Ouch! Dude careful.... I am kinda in a lot of pain."

" From what exactly?" Vine asked listening to our conversation.

" I got into.... a small 'play fight' and it got out of hand," I admitted.

Breeze poked me again, this time I slapped his hoof," Hey bro! I told you about the wings! I'm still recovering!"

He gave a sheepish smile," Sorry! But urhm... I wanted to ask you something important before you left."

One of my eyebrows raised in curiosity and suspicion.

" How do you like my singing?"

"......." My mouth opened wide but nothing came out. DO I LIE?! OR HURT HIS FEELINGS!

[ Hurt his feelings ]

< Lie>

{ You guys really aren't any help }

*RRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG* Wow, how freaking convenient.

CloudChaser walked infront of the class as they continued their own separate discussions.

" EXCUSE ME!..... CAN I GET THE ATTENTION OF THE CLASS!.... For just one second." Wow, I swear I heard that from somewhere.... Can't put my hoof on it though.

" Alright, now today, we shall be sketching one of my favorite topics, The SlenderPony," some ponies of the class backed away a bit or even had an expression of terror," Would any pony like to say anything about the SlenderPony?"

Vine raised her hoof and began," The Slender Pony is a mythical creature described wearing a black suit with a white shirt and neck tie--"

" Like Mr. Charge," CloudChaser interrupted getting a few chuckled from the class.

"--and as the name suggests, appears very thin and able to stretch his limbs and torso to inhuman lengths in order to induce fear and ensnare his prey. Once his arms are outstretched, his victims are put into something of a hypnotized state, where they are utterly helpless to stop themselves from walking into them. He is also able to create tendrils from his fingers and back that he uses to walk. Whether he absorbs, kills, or mearly takes his victims to an undiclosed location or dimension is also unknown as there are never any bodies or evidence left behind in his wake to deduce a definite conclusion."

[ That is creepy as fuck ]

< For once I agree >

" Like Mr. Charge?" I said raising a hoof which made the entire class laugh and so did CloudChaser.

Mr. Charge's ears twitched randomly.

" And the answer is 160 miles per --" CrackShot was then interrupted by Mr. Charge holding out a hoof silencing him.

Mr. Charge then got up from his seat ," Sorry class, I have some important matters to attend to. My "Beat the senseless shit out of students" radar is going off. Complete the multiple choice on page 165 until I get back."

Mr. Charge then slammed the door heading out of the class but not before picking up one big book entitled "Big Ass Book of All Knowledge" which was tied to the end of a rope carried in his mouth.

RedCross sat in his office bored as there were no students who needed to be taken care of since I wasn't there for two days. His ears then twitched," Wow. My " Somepony is going to get beaten shitless" radar is going off..... GRAZE IS BACK! I'M BACK IN BUSINESS!"

CloudChaser applauded at Vine's weird knowledge of this fabled creature," Very good Miss Vinetion but you have forgotten one thing.... He has no expression."

" Like Mr--"

* BAM*

The door was instantaneously kicked open with a very pissed off teacher.

[ Oh. My. Fucking. Celestia. It's fucking Charge.... I give up ]

< Yup! I'm out! You're screwed>

Mr. Charge swung the rope and with great accuracy shot the book towards me. With my last words before getting hit," Fuck you sir."

* KA-BOOM!* Yes, ka-boom not 'Bam' but a fricking Ka-Boom! Was the sound of the impact.

Mr. Charge walked up towards my grounded body and laughed," I am your God now, give me your virgins."

The laughter subsided as he continued," No, not like me. I say you need to do more research, he is one of the most feared creatures of Equestria. He has no expression because he has no face."

The whole class gasped in shock as there were a few mumbles sounding like," What?! That can't be true."

" Celestia protect me."

While the entire class was in shock, Cross entered through the door and rushed towards me, he then looked above me and flapped his wings which released a bit of his healing aura not seen since Ice passed out.

I felt oddly rejuvenated and got back on all four of my hooves," HA! I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY PONY! IT'S JUST AN OLD MARE'S TALE!"

" So was the mare in the moon, but I am here," said Luna.

Cross then walked over to his mare which sighed at his appearance," Hey Luna, sorry I have been so busy with work but what are you ponies talking about?"

" It.... It's alright..." she didn't answer the second question but Breeze did not let it go unanswered.

" We are talking about.... The Slender Pony."

Cross laughed at the name," HA! ARE YOU SERIOUS! THAT IS A LOAD OF HAY!"

" Heh~ Don't be crying for help when he abuses you with his tentacles," Chaser joked making Luna laugh at her colt and so did Charge.

Cross did not take the joke lightly as it was meant to be. He then kissed Luna on her cheek which she accepted nevertheless," I will see you later okay?"

She nodded silently as he made his exit from the class and so did Mr. Charge.

*RIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG*

" Okay ponies, see you guys later! These sketches I would like to be submitted at the end of this week! Peace out!"

The entire class including me then trotted out except for one alicorn princess.

" Luna? Are you alright?" Chaser asked concerned.

" No, I am not okay."

" Would you like to talk about it? It's not good to hold up things inside."

"....It's about Cross, he is so busy with work and I am busy with studies, we barely have time for each other..."

" Please tell me more."

The entire class rushed towards the doors of Charge's class before the demon returned.

Ice shouted," FREEEDDDOOMMMM!!" While Pinkie was by his side as the other ponies rushed towards the door.

Light was the first to reach there using his teleportation spell and opened the door only to be surprised by one creepily smiling teacher," One does not simply exit my classroom, now take your seats!"

The entire class rushed back to their seats not wanting to enrage the teacher.

" The bell does not signify your leave, I do." He said as the last pony, Legit took his seat mumbling too himself looking down at his paper.

His answers from fifty seven to fifty nine were in perfect order: A,B,C.

" Okay... Last question.... AHA! Simple, the answer is..... B," Legit then stared at his paper.

" A....B... C..." He looked at the blank D which was suppose to fit in perfectly," Mr. Charge... You bastard! D WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!"

Mr. Charge only smiled at the ranting Legit," You may all leave now."

Everypony then repeated their previous actions of escaping hell except one pony SpitFire," MR. CHARGE I NEED TO PASS YOU CLASS! I WILL DO ANYTHING!"

" Anything?" He repeated her last word with an idea.

She apparently caught onto his drift," ...Anything..."

" Anything?!"

" Yes, anything!"

" Then Study."

I had entered the library wanting to get more information and yet a better description on the SlenderPony.

" YO! DARK!" I shouted completely ignoring all Library rules.

Twilight and Dark both tried to quiet me with a simultaneous ''Shh!''

" Heh, sorry but I am looking for a book on the Slender Pony."

" Why would you need that book for?!" Dark questioned me.

" Art."

" Well, it's under the 'S' section on the left side of the library, Good luck! Dark and I did not rearrange that far of the alphabet yet in its supposed tag." Twilight Sparkle said.

I then trailed off searching for my book as Dark followed, I repeated the letter," S.S.S.S. Syphillis. Nope!" I flung a book as Dark caught it.

" Sex and you. Nope!" Another book flung.

[ Tell Dark to hold that book for me]

" Being a studious student and studying your studies. Ha! Buck no!"

< Yo dawg! I heard you like studying so we put studying in your studies so you can study while you study!>

" Aha! SlenderPony, wow he surely has a big ass book!"

I then carried the book to a table, opening it as Dark caught up to me after placing the book back where it belonged.

" Wow, I would hate to meet him in a dark alley." Dark said showing a bit of fear from the disturbing image.

" Hey! Look there is a human form to him! HA! Humans aren't they folk as well? What a small world."

[.........]

<........>

" You know Graze, I didn't think I would have needed sleep tonight anyways," Dark said.

" I don't want to sleep tonight .... or ever." I said actually now sacred.

The worst part of it all was that even though he had no face, somehow there was an expression. You just didn't know what it was but it was there. That was the most terrifying part.

Later that night

Pinkie Pie was bouncing up and down with a tray perfectly balanced on her head as she proceeded to the sink to clean the dishes for the day with Ice.

Her blood curdled for an unknown reason," Wow that is new.... Kinda creepy."

" Pinkie is everything alright?!" Ice asked.

" Don't worry everything is--" Pinkie turned around to see a faceless pony in a black suit," I'm sorry sir but the bakery is closed up for now! Maybe in the morning, Icy and I are really tired."

"..................."

Ice then turned around to their 'customer'.

" Look pal we are clos..... Pinkie?"

Ice searched the room the pink party pony," What have you done with Pinkie!"

Ice recognized the folk pony," W-wait... this is a trick! You're not suppose to be real! You're some pony playing a prank on me!"

The faceless pony took one step forward and another slowly backing Ice to the wall.

" STAY BACK! DON'T TOUCH ME! I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I WILL FREEZE YOUR ASS!"

The folklore stopped in its place standing quiet as black tentacles emerged from his body with a trail of slime. He stared at Ice, he had no face but yet stared Ice!

Ice had no place to go, the pony's tentacles moved slowly towards Ice closer and closer..... It suddenly stroke an offensive position and rapidly made it's way to Ice.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

The eerie filled scream flooded the entire school with its sound pollution.

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SlenderPony: Part 2

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

" AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I heard coming from the dark corridors of the school.

My ears perked up at the blood curdling sound as I walked through the school only wanting to get back to Ditzy's apartment," Holy shit! What the buck was that!"

< Sounds like a filly >

[ Sounds like Ice ]

{ Ice is a stallion}

[ I know]

That SlenderPony was really getting onto my thoughts. Everywhere I looked I saw his face, his blank face which still had emotion. That was truly the bucking creepiest part, he stared into your soul with no eyes, he smelled your fear with no nose, I even somehow thought that was possible. Just what the fuck was he... IT!

My mind raced as I traveled the halls of the school as I heard a few hoofsteps.

" H-hello? Anypony there!" I called out a bit scared.

"....................." All I heard was the tapping of hooves on the school's floor.

" Ha! Real funny! C'mon somepony answer..."

*Tap Tap Tap*

[ If you aren't aware by now viewers, the Slenderman is looking at you while you read this fic]

Seriously! Why the buck were the lights off!

The tapping of hooves came closer and closer. Suddenly a light flickered in the halls revealing a pony, a certain faceless pony from far away.

" ......Ha! Must be my imagination....."

*Bzzzttt* The lights flickered again revealing the black suited pony but instead closer than before.

I was now actually shitting bricks scared at the moment. The lights continued it's flickering adding to the sight before me.

I slowly backed away, trying to escape yet my legs won't move," STAY BACK! STAY THE FUCK AWAY!"

[ Joy, it was nice knowing you, I love you bro ]

< No homo right?>

[ All of the homo !! ]

As he came closer and closer, his body violently vibrated looking distorted as he progressed to me.

FUCK! WHAT WOULD MR. CHARGE DO!

I looked at the book on my back as a weapon, a favored weapon by my beloved hell of a teacher," Celestia! Please let this work.... Mr. Charge, if there is anything I learned from your class, it should be this!"

I picked the book up clenching them with my jaws. With a swing of my neck, I released the heavy book at the creature.

" YES! IT'S GOING TO WORK!"

The book flew straight through the pony. It looked at the book on the floor now angered that I even tried to resist.

"......................" I somehow heard the pissed off noises coming from the faceless pony. His hooves elongated with appendages growing out of them and tentacles appearing from his suit.

His tentacles reached out for me with a whip at my legs sending me to the floor.

*Thud*

I was now on my back as the creature stood over me, his face staring at mine. I wanted to scream but something prevented me, I couldn't, I was filled with too much fear. His tentacle reached by my face and struck an offensive stance ready to take me out. His hoof moved closer and closer towards me as I prayed my silent prayers for forgiveness to Celestia.

[ Dude, you curse so much not even hell would accept you]

The pony then raised it's head as if though he had heard something and left me where I laid. I watched as he moved through the solid thick walls, only making one quick stare at his victim and prey, me.

I stared back at him on my back and as he left, I ran leaving the library book on the floor. I dared not cross that path.

[ What the fuck just happened]

< Celestia is looking over us >

[ Nah, we are just really, really bucking lucky ]

{..............}

All the mares were in one room having a mare's night sleepover. Apparently, they were playing spin the bottle.

In a circle was: Twilight, Rarity, Dash, FlutterShy, Lyra, Bonbon, Octavia, Vinyl, Trixie, Ditzy and Vine.

"Anypony seen Pinkie Pie or Applejack?" Twilight asked.

" AppleJack is busy but Pinkie did host this party, where is the darling?" Rarity asked.

" I don't know but we are finally glad you have a day off from your busy schedule," Vine said.

" My, my don't we have such a mare here, I really like what you did with your mane!" Rarity complimented.

" Oh, well it's natural if you wanted to know," Vine said.

"UGH! C'MON! LET'S GET WITH THE GAME ALREADY!" Dash interrupted.

" Yeah, the music is going to die out soon and we really didn't do anything but talk," Vinyl had complained.

" You mean that rubbish you call dubstep?" Octavia replied.

" C'mon mares! I expect this from Graze and the others, can we just play the game?!" Ditzy took the bottle and spun it landing on Lyra to Octavia. They both stood up and headed towards the closet. Yeah, that's right, seven minutes in heaven.

"Wait! I want to try something different," Vinyl remarked," I want both of you to go in the bathroom, take off all the lights, look into the mirror and say ' Silent Charge' three times."

" I don't think that is a good idea Vinyl," Vine and Trixie said.

" Oh c'mon! What's the worst that could happen?" Twilight said," He is our teacher!"

Octavia and Lyra shrugged and headed to the bathroom following orders.

Octavia and Lyra both executed the orders and looked into the mirror. They were feeling a bit of regret and curiosity at the same time to do this," Silent Charge..... Silent Charge.... Silent Charge....."

Both of the mares turned back on the lights, only curious to see the results: A faceless pony, wearing a black and white suit with a neck tie had now replaced both of their reflections.

" Oh Vinyl, you and your pranks!" Octavia chuckled.

" Ha! Yeah, I'm sure BonBon has something to do with this as well," Lyra laughed.

Soon both ponies had looked at the mirror," ......................."

The pony in the mirror stared both of them down as he crossed the border of reflection and reality.

Octavia and Lyra were both scared rushing to the door trying to open it.

"STUPID HOOVES! YOU ALLOW ME TO PLAY A CELLO BUT NOT A FUCKING DOOR?!" Octavia was rarely the pony to curse but when her life was on the line, it was always welcomed," C'MON LYRA USE YOUR MAGIC PLEASE!"

" I-I CAN'T I'M TOO SCARED!"

Octavia then only found it fit to kick open the doors with her powerful hindlegs which were used on countless times to support her body as she played the cello.

*BAM* The door swung open released from it's hinges with a frightened Octavia and Lyra," EVERYPONY RUN!"

" Octavia you need to calm down!" Trixie shouted.

" Yeah! What's so wrong?" Vinyl asked concerned for her marefriend.

" DON'T TELL ME TO BUCKING CALM DOWN! IT'S THE CELESTIA DAMN SLENDER PONY!"

Everypony in the room laughed at her," Ha! That's just an old mare's tale!"

Octavia and Lyra both heard the hoofsteps of somepony coming from the bathroom," PLEASE! GIRLS! WE HAVE TO LEAVE!"

" Oh Octy, that's so silly and you too Lyra?" Bon Bon laughed.

"C'mon Lyra! We have to go! Please mares listen to me!"

" Octavia... Even, I know that SlenderPony is fake.... well, uhm.... he is rig--EEEP!" FlutterShy was now lifted to the air with a black tentacle like whip.

Does that answer your question?

All the other mares screamed in terror as they made their way to the door. His hooves elongated as his head twisted, snapping and cracking a few bones as more tentacles appeared whipping out and wrapping around all the mares hooves, all except for Octavia and Lyra who were closest to the door and escaped.

Vine tried to make her final stand trying to protect the mares and Rainbow Dash," NOT ON MY HOOVES YOU DON'T!"

Vine stomped on the floor as many of her thorned vines appeared trying to whip at the tentacles which captivated her friends.

Anything used against him was futile, all of her attacks were phased right through him," ....Oh Buck Me..."

"AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!" Was the sound I had heard which polluted the school curdling my blood. I looked back as tried to pick up the source of the sound only hearing a few hoof steps.

" OH FUCK! HE'S BACK!" I galloped through the halls of the school running for my life only to hit a random pony.

*Double Thud*

" Ouch! Look where you're going!" said a pony on the floor in a blue jumpsuit.

I looked carefully at the brown stallion with a beard moustache combo," What the... Who are you? You're not the slenderpony!"

The pony dusted himself off," I'm the pony who cleans up your mess," he extended his hoof," Just call me Omnius!"

I shaked his hoof," Wait, I didn't know we had a janitor!"

" Who else do you think gets paid to fix your door and clean up your mess, did you know I had to wipe the floors clean of blood?"

" You did?! I just thought Mr. Charge feeds off the happiness of the students and uses the blood to quench his thirst. I thought I was helping him out," I chuckled.

" Hahaha! You're a cool kid, by the way, they don't call him the Slenderpony, what I've heard is that he is called the Hash Slinging Slasher!"

" The what?"

" Well, they only call him the Hash Slinging HAAUGGGHH because that's all the time they get to say before he captures them," Omnius said.

" Never knew that-- Wait a sec, is that Octavia and Lyra?" I pointed out as I saw two mares both grey and green.

" GRAZE! THANK CELESTIA WE FOUND YOU!" Octavia said.

Lyra was only crying through what she had just been through," Are you okay?" I asked putting my hoof to her.

She slapped my hoof away," NO! I AM NOT AWAY HE TOOK BONBON AND EVERYPONY ELSE!"

I looked at Octavia with one question in mind.

She simply nodded.

Tears filled my eyes knowing what had happened. We needed to get out of this school ASAFP- As soon as fucking possible.

We both then heard a few hoofsteps coming from the corridors of the halls. Omnius called out," Yo! Anypony out there!"

"........................"

" Omnius! We have to leave now! It's him! C'mon!" I tried grabbing him.

" You kids hide in the janitor's room in there! Quick!" What a brave pony, he was giving his life for us.

I looked at him, my new friend as he watched me back," Don't worry! I have my trusty knife wrench! I can either hit him with the wrench or stab him with the knife!"

I didn't want to kill his joy, he seemed so happy with his concoction. I knew we were all going to die, so why not just die happy?

" C'mon girls! Quick!" I opened the door allowing them to enter first.

I was the last pony to enter and shocked at the sight before me," Legit, CrackShot.... What the fuck are you two doing in a closet together."

" HEY! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I heard the screams too!" Shot announced.

" I just hang out with the janitor," Legit said," Great way to skip classes when you already know the wo--"

I had cut off Legit as I heard Omnius talk. The door was slightly opened as I saw the whole thing happen before me.

" Oi! Come at me bro! I've got my knife wrench right here for ya!"

"........."

The slender pony was uninterested in the stallion janitor, simply walking through him and headed towards the door. The janitor fainted as the pony had made it's full course through his body.

The SlenderPony looked right at us through the gap of the door. As soon as he reached towards it and touched the door.

*KA-POW*

Charge had bucked the SlenderPony with his amazingly powerful legs," You do not harm my students!"

"GRAZE! YOU PONIES! RUN!" Charge shouted," I will deal with him."

H-how did he just attack the SlenderPony!?

" Heh, I can still read your mind, you have to wait til he materializes, only then he is solid and vulnerable, told you to study. NOW GO!"

I looked back at my teacher who had sacrificed his life for ours," Good luck Mr. Charge."

Mr. Charge now looked as the SlenderPony got up and stomped his hooves," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[ Check out Graze's My Little Human Speech! ]

[ By the way, the SlenderMan was watching you as you read this fic, was he by your window? Or simply behind you?]

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SlenderPony: Part 3

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Honestly, the tortures in this one had some references and some made, thus this chapter can be described as GrimDark.

" YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Charge shouted stomping his hoof as the SlenderPony had risen.

" All I have to do is wait for him to become solid and give one good blow on him," Charge thought to himself making it seem easier than it really was.

"................"

" Hmph! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Charge said as if he understood him.

"..........."

" Well! Come right fucking at me!" Charge shouted.

The faceless pony then galloped with his tentacles emerged from his body ready to strike.

Mr. Charge headed straight into battle too as he flung a book firstly and ran to his target.

Every second of this moment had seemed to move in slow motion. The book slowly glided through the air approaching the suited stallion as both readied their attacks.

The book spun mid air as it slowly phased through the SlenderPony as Mr. Charge dashed off through the other clothed pony surpassing the book. At the feel of a tentacle slightly touching Mr.Charge, he then forced his body downwards placing all of his body weight beneath him as one hoof held onto the other in an offensive position of an elbow dive strike.

" I win."

*POW*

Mr. Charge's attack was successful on impact on the materialized SlenderPony causing slight destruction to the vicinity. He stood above the ghoul pony and bucked him sending his body flying down the halls.

Omnius then got up from the sound of the impact and scanned the partially destroyed surroundings,".....Buck I hate my job."

A certain yellow-white alicorn galloped curiously to the source of the noise," What's going on?!"

Charge then looked in shock and grabbed the pony," LIGHT! YOU HAVE TO GO! THIS PLACE IS NOT SAFE!"

" W-wha--" Light's sentence was interrupted as a tentacle whipped out from the darkness wrapping around his neck and dragged him into the abyss.

" Wha... the...buck?!" Light had said trying to escape the grip of tentacle. Futile was his attempts.

He soon was dragged long enough to meet face to face with the SlenderPony who then picked him up and stared directly into Light's horror filled eyes.

The alicorn became insane flailing his hooves everywhere, crying and screaming.

" This can't be good," Charge said.

Successfully hypnotizing Light, the SlenderPony phased through a wall leaving Mr. Charge to deal with the Alicorn once again.

" MOM! DAD! YOU KILLED MY FAMILY! NOW I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!"

Light's POV

Light had now re-experienced everything which had made him who he was a month back, Shadow.

In his eyes, he saw everything play through, the death of his countless family members, the blood which had stained his coat, his physically abused sisters and mother.

He was in a state of pure hatred, violence, rage and blood lust. Only one of the assassin ponies who had killed his family stood before him, Mr. Charge.

Light was obviously hypnotized thus making Mr. Charge one of his targets only aiming for him with magical spells meant to harm.

" Oh no you don't!" Mr. Charge shouted dodging each and every spell. He grabbed Light by his neck and wrapped his hooves tightening them forbidding any air to pass through.

" I'm sorry Light, but you're going to have to sleep for a little while," Charge said laying the unconscious body on the floor.

"Omnius, take care of him til I get back," Charge ordered and fled the scene.

Octavia, Legit, Shot, Lyra and I were all now in the cafeteria, gathering supplies and boarding up all doors with one Celestia and another Luna figure in the middle as a sign of protection from our beloved princesses.

" This makes no fucking sense! Why are we wasting our time boarding up the entrance and exit! HE CAN JUST GO THROUGH THEM!"

" Well as that might be correct, we still have these statuettes, so I doubt he will harm us," Lyra said.

" I don't know.... I tried those against Mr. Charge," I said with a chuckle.

[ Fucking useless ]



" Yeah, we are fucking screwed! Game over bro! GAME OVER!" Legit complained.

"Shhh! Do ya hear that?" CrackShot said with his ears perked up.

*Tap Tap Tap* "......Hel....." We all listened to the sound of the voice as it wasn't able to refract through the thickness of the barricaded door.

" HELP!!!" The shout was now louder sounding like SeaBreeze.

I then stepped forward wanting to remove such objects and open the door.

Shot and Octavia held me back," What do you think you are doing?!"

" There is SeaBreeze behind that door! We can't just leave him!"

" We can't take any chances! What if the SlenderPony is using him as bait!" Lyra said.

The gears in my mind began to work a.k.a Kill and Joy.

[ Let's leave his ass there ]

< Yeah, I've seen way too much hentai to know where this is going >

{ Dude, that's a cartoon! Who clops to cartoons?!}

Kill and Joy's eyes opened wide looking passed through Graze and at us viewers and readers of this fic.

{ Uhm... What are you guys looking at?}

[< Nothing>]

" HOW DO WE KNOW THE SLENDER IS NOT CONTROLLING YOU?!" Legit shouted.

" HOW DO WE KNOW YOU AREN'T SEABREEZE!" Shot asked.

" BECAUSE, HE CANNOT TALK AND I AM FUCKING KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!" Breeze replied.

I looked at Legit and smiled," Seems legit."

Everypony facehoofed even Breeze behind the door," That was lame dude, now please would you kindly, FUCKING OPEN THIS DOOR!"

" WE CAN'T IT'S BARRICADED!" I shouted as I tried to move some piled rubbish out of the way," I AM SENDING CRACKSHOT!"

" WHAT?! Dude, are you seriously going to risk my life?! What if the SlenderPony comes! I can't use magic under pressure, you know that!"

" What are the chances of that now?"

" Uhmmm... FUCKING ONE TO ONE, SOME PRETTY BAD ODDS AGAINST US!"

" Just shut the buck up and get Breeze," I said pushing Shot.

" If I die, I am going to haunt your ass," Shot then teleported out of the room.

I heard Shot and SeaBreeze communicate through the door," Okay, let me just get a hold onto you and we can-- What is that tapping noise?"

"....Shot don't turn around just teleport, please!"

" What do you mean don't--"

* BAM BAM BAM*

" GRAZE OPEN THE BUCKING DOOR! OPEN THE BUCKING DOOR!"

" HURRY UP SHOT! JUST TELEPORT IT'S BARRICADED! YOU AR--AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

* BAM BAM BAM*

" BUCK THIS! I'M NOT GOING TO DIE WITH ANY REGRETS! I'M SORRY GRAZE! I REALLY AM! AND OCTAVIA?"

Octavia wiped some tears from her eye knowing that she won't be seeing them again," Y-yeah?"

" I USED YOUR VIOLIN BOW TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!"

" YOU WHAT?!"

" I'm Sor-----" The banging on the door and shouting subsided.

" ......Shot?...... SHOT?!"

".........."

" C'mon guys we need to hide, quick!" I ordered as only Legit stayed," Dude! What the buck are you doing!"

" I am going to buy you some extra time! You don't have enough time! Just go and hide!" Legit said sacrificing his life.

" THIS IS NO TIME TO BUCKING PLAY HERO! C'MON LET'S GO!" I said rushing to him. I then noticed a tentacle appearing through the door undisturbed by the thickness of the barricade.

"Graze... We have to go, he has already made his mind," Lyra said pulling me away from Legit who stood brave, firm and unmoved by fear.

" May Celestia rest your soul in peace," I said teary eyed and heading off into a room, closing and locking the doors, as if they were going to be any help.

Legit took his stance by the two princess figurines which would hopefully provide him protection from the demon pony.

The SlenderPony's tentacles emerged first and second was his blank, white face which easily spotted Legit.

Legit stood tall and brave grabbing the two figurines as the SlenderPony walked towards him. Legit mumbled a few words to the figurines and then shouted to the SlenderPony a few inches away," MAY THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPEL YOU!"

"........."

*Crickle Crackle Snap* Were the sounds of his bones, as his body elongated now placing fear into the pony before him. His head twisted, causing the mere neck muscles and bones to snap as blood dripped from his coat and through were his eyes and mouths were to be.

The blood stained his coat and face putting little detail in the SlenderPony. The tentacles grew taking an offensive stance,striking at Legit lifting him up face to face with the bloodied SlenderPony.

Behind closed doors, I grabbed Octavia and Lyra wrapped my hooves around both of their heads and ears cancelling out any sound that was about to be heard, a blood curdling terrified shriek which filled the entire school.

Luna and Cross used this night to do some extra sneaking around in CloudChaser's class while in the dark.

" Something is not right with that Art's teacher, let's just look around the class and find anything we can. Then we can go to the bar and get a small drink."

Luna sighed and nodded heading off to the desk. There on Chaser's desk she spotted various drawings....art....sketches....None of the things listed above were there. She spotted many portraits of herself! CloudChaser sketched various portraits of Luna, the one pony he admired.

Luna placed a hoof over her mouth to prevent herself from overreacting and squealing as her cheeks gushed red with blood," ....CloudChaser...."

RedCross then entered the room and saw his marefriend staring at the desk," You find anything? Is he in there? We are going to be late."

Luna then quickly turned around trying not to cause any suspicion," Uhm....No, no he isn't here and he just seems like a regular old teacher to me!"

RedCross now was curious and made his way to the desk which was obstructed by Luna.

"Please don't let Cross see those sketches, Celestia Please!"

The lights of the class then flickered on as Chaser entered the room humming a song and dropping a bag filled with art supplies," What the hay! What are you two doing in here?!"

He then spotted Luna by his desk, her face shaded in red as she shook her head signaling to calm down which he soon did and to not drag any attention to the desk.

" I'm waiting...."

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Was the shout heard coming from the cafeteria throughout the entire school.

" Just what was that?!" Luna said as her attention was now directed to the shriek.

Charge's ears perked up from the shriek and headed down the halls to the cafeteria as he already knew where it came from. His eyes then spotted a light coming from a certain class room.

" Just what was that?!" Luna had said.

Charge rushed into the room to see the three grown ponies before him," C'MON! WE NEED TO HURRY! THE STUDENTS ARE IN TROUBLE!"

Everypony in the room then rushed out following Charge as he rushed off to the cafeteria. CloudChaser stood above his desk and looked at the portraits," Why was I so careless?"

Luna popped her head out of the door frame," Chase, we have to go.... We can talk about what I saw later."

CloudChaser blushed and headed off with Luna to meet with the others already by the barricaded entrance with two unconscious ponies on the floor, Breeze and Shot.

Cross had tried kicking countless times to open the door. Charge then laid a hoof on Cross saying," I got this, just take care of SeaBreeze and CrackShot."

Everypony watched as Charge stared at the door building up energy. He took in a deep breath and exhaled shouting as he kicked," THIS IS! EQUESTRIA!!!!!"

*BOOM*

Every little obstacle which had blocked the path was now cleared while Luna, Cross, Chaser and Charge rushed in spotting the bloodied SlenderPony progressing to our locked door.

Chase called out," OI! RIGHT HERE SLENDY!"

The SlenderPony didn't even turn around to look at the ponies. His head had made a one hundred and eighty degree turn and literally slid, across the floors of the cafeteria which provided no friction.

He grabbed all ponies with his tentacles bringing them into eye contact,Charge and Chase shouted" No pony look at him!"

Everypony that was grabbed were now all forcing their eyes shut.

"..D..n't.......Resis..t," said a calm, hoarse voice as more appendages formed from the tentacles straining to open their eyes, staring into the SlenderPony's bloodied coat and where his eyes were supposed to be.

Charge was the first too look into his eyes.

Charge was now placed in a shallow water which consumed half of his body.

A voice called out," Roam your nightmares for 72 hours."

Charge looked down at the water seeing a bright red ball of flame, he then looked up seeing a meteor in the sky crashing down towards him.

"AGGGHHHHH!!!" He shouted enduring the pain as it continued over and over again, his body being enflamed and crushed unable to pass away.

Cross was the second to watch into its gaze.

"LUNA PROTECT YOURSELF! DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES AND CLOSE YOUR EARS!"

He blinked appearing in a different reality, all the colours that surrounded him were black and red. He didn't know where he was but he saw the SlenderPony infront of him.

Cross rushed towards the pony charging him in anger.

The coated pony just stood still and shook his head. The blood from his eyes leaked, pouring gallons quickly enough to flood the area within minutes.

Cross had no where to go except in the blood, which was slowly drowning him as he gasped for breath. He too felt the pain of drowning, as his body gasped for air only swallowing gallons of blood for 72 hours.

The next was CloudChaser. He was tied onto a cross, the area filled with black and white colours contrasting with one another between light and darkness.

He was restrained on the cross as his attempts to escape were only futile.

The beating of his heartbeat was clear and sounded through the entire area, the unknown area.

He blinked his eyes for just one second and soon, there were a dozen of bloodied SlenderPonies surrounding him.

Each of them had knives and nails," ...Wonder....How much can you endure...."

Slowly, one by one each pin and knife floated, slowly impaling his body causing him to scream as they removed it.

When removed, his cuts were automatically healed ready for more pain to endure.

One SlenderPony then came up to him, pushed a knife in and squeezed his hoof inside the cut slowly stinging Chaser.

Another floated a nail directly infront of his eye which only focused on it, knowing what he was going to do.

"AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" All three ponies screamed, the loudest of them all seemed to be Chaser.

I tried covering Octavia's and Lyra's ears with my hooves crying as I heard the screams of my teachers.

[ Graze.... I know you're scared, fuck! Even I'm scared but we have to be strong]

< Self sacrifice, let the mares run and save themselves.>

{.... I know...}

I grabbed Octavia and Lyra and told them," You two, stay here and when I....When I get caught, it should give you enough time to run...."

"GRAZE B-BUT!"

" NO BUT'S JUST RUN!"

The two nodded as I reached for the door, opening it and rushed out. My rush was turned into a tackle as I saw the SlenderPony infront of me, my eyes staring into his.

" I saved... a special one for you..... 72 hours"

The light's of a room turned on and illuminated the area. Was I in heaven?

" Not...Likely.." said the SlenderPony.

I tried to move my body only to be known I was clamped down onto a table but something had caught my attention, the deep piercing pain of hooks in both my wings.

My hooves were dipped in water which was then connected to a powerful battery and metallic sponges.

" No....Sleeping..."

The SlenderPony then took a butcher's knife and chopped my wings clean off. The pain was unbearable! Was this everypony was experiencing?!

The pain was so intense I had wanted to pass out only to be shocked by the two sponges sending jolts in my body, the only thing keeping me alive.

He continuously tortured me by cutting off more appendages and my cutie marks.

"....My.....Collection...."

I remembered this nightmare! It was that story Kill had told me!

As soon as he was finished I had passed out only to be woken again with my body intact but still restrained.

This continued for hours upon hours! Until I finally heard a voice.

" DAD?! UNCLE?!"

"DARK?!"

[< UNCLE?!>]

"....Uncle?! What are you doing! LET THEM GO!"

*Thud*

I and everypony else had now awoken from the torturous nightmares, out of breath and cold sweat, scarred for life as a certain Lightning pony had just saved us.

" UNCLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"..............." The SlenderPony stood silent.

" Yes.... he is correct....I asked for him," Charge said a bit out of breath.

[ HE UNDERSTANDS IT?!]

< HOW THE BUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT THING!>

" There is a lot of fucked up stuff in the EverFree Forest," Charge answered Kill and Joy.

"WHAT ABOUT MY BUCKING FRIENDS?!" I shouted.

".................."

" He says don't worry, none of your friends are harmed, just severely traumatized," Charge translated the silent pony's words as the SlenderPony made his silent escape fading out as if he was never there.

Chase stood up vexated at Charge," WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST BUCKING WENT THROUGH?!"

Charge laughed and chuckled," Don't worry we all lived and we can all tell our torture nightmares later. I made sure and told him not too kill you guys but too only severely traumatize and scar you all for life."

" So why did you put yourself in it dad?" Dark asked.

" Too make it seem like I wasn't the target, I know how all of you guys say I am the devil and what not. Honestly I don't give a fuck," Charge answered.

" But why?! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!" I shouted.

" All of you forgot my birthday, by the way hint hint, I like wrestling matches especially the upcoming one this weekend," Charge said leaving the room.

CloudChaser and I both facehoofed and said simultaneously," I fucking hate you Charge."

" I get that everyday. HA! And you guys don't trust me, I know."

[Moral of the story: Never forget Mr. Charge's birthday]

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Charge with your Heart and Hoof

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

After the torturous events of the SlenderPony, followed the glorious and relaxing Hearts and Hooves day. Hopefully it was relaxing, never was there a day that didn't end in somepony getting hurt.

I looked at Luna as she had sighed," Hey Luna what's wrong? Not enjoying today?"

She shook her head," No.... Cross is too busy since the SlenderPony incident, I just wish that he would spend time more."

I patted her on the back," Don't worry, knowing how things work in this school, they get a lot freaking worse before it turns better..... A lot."

" I do really hope that you are right, Graze."

Everypony that I knew were enjoyed today with their beloveds giving each other gifts and meaningful cares.

My entire group of friends were with me taking a break from the annual celebration as we enjoyed slight conversation about what they had gotten their special other for this day in the cafeteria. All except for one, Mr. Charge.

I looked at Dark who sat next to Twilight and asked," Hey Dark, doesn't Mr. Charge.... well you know, has a special somepony?"

" Hmm," he said losing focus on the topic," Wait...What?"

" Your mother, what is Mr. Charge doing for your mom," Legit clarified.

" Yeah, how come I haven't ever heard you talk about her?" Twilight asked.

" Truth be told, I never really met my mother!" Dark said.

" Doesn't that affect you in any way?" Vine asked curiously.

" Nah, not really, how can I be affected by somepony I never even met!" Dark said making complete sense.

" Okay then, if you say so.... but that only brings up one specific question," Shot inputted.

" Oh yeah? And what is that?" Dark replied.

" How long has it been since Mr. Charge got laid?"

All our mouths opened wide in realization.

" THAT IS SO TRUE! HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?" Ice exclaimed.

" I think he is so sexually inactive that his sack is like a vacuum cleaner bag, only used to collect dust," Vine joked which everypony laughed.

" HEY! THAT'S MY DAD!" Dark stood up slamming his hoof on the table.

" Okay, okay, calm down, she was only making a joke," I had said.

[ I think Charge is just pissed off because he hasn't gotten any in a while]

< He just needs to find somepony he loves and will make him feel better inside >

" I am sure he is totally a pimp, just fucking bitches on the side on his free time," Light said bravely in his answer.

" He wouldn't be such a douche if he got laid all the time, I think you're thinking of Chaser, the guy seems to be pretty laid back," Breeze commented.

Luna blushed at that statement and replied," That is true... I MEAN! IT'S TRUE THAT CHARGE IS A DOUCHE!"

" Wow, easy there Luna, you don't seem alright," I said calming her down," We need to get Mr. Charge laid, maybe he will lighten up.... So..." I said looking at everypony on the table," What kind of mare do you think Mr. Charge would like?"

" Maybe a Slut," Ice said.

[ A slut and a whore]

< Fleur >

" I think he would like one of those big Yugoslavian ponies with the deep voices, in bed they would be like," Light then cleared his voice to make thee funniest, hoarse, deep orgasm sound and shouted," OOOOOHHHHHHHH CHARGE!"

Everypony laughed on the table furiously slamming their hooves.

Legit wiped a tear with his hoof saying," Whew, ha-ha.... I think Mr. Charge is gay."

Kill then took a pair of shades putting them and then taking it off [ Seems...... LEGIT ]

< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!>

" I second that opinion," Shot said raising his hoof," Maybe he likes stallions, ever thought about that?"

Dark gave a bemused expression and pointed a hoof at himself," Dude, I'm right here, how can my dad be gay?"

" ....Yeah, true...."

" I think he is into the freaky kind of shit, I mean we are talking about Mr. Charge, maybe he likes zebras?" Vine inputted.

We all sat in our seats silent and thought of only one female zebra in the school. Zecora.

I wiped my hoof shouting," OKAY! ENOUGH OF THE SUBLIMINAL IMAGES! I just think Mr. Charge would like a mare who is sort of dominant, intelligent and loving.... But we have to make sure that everything goes okay so that he would ease up on us a little bit, this could be our only chance!"

Luna then raised her head and slammed her hoof on the table and shouted using her Canterlot voice," I HAVE AN IDEA!"

She then teleported away no pony knowing where she had gone.

".....That was....odd."

Later that day.....Well evening, Dark, Twilight, Ditzy and I were talking as we trotted through the school,"-- and then I saw my wings being pulled back with hooks an-- Ooof!"

Dark and Twilight both stood in front of me as we gazed upon the two matching heights of ponies, Mr. Charge and Princess Celestia.

Twilight's mouth opened wide in shock and grabbed Dark," WHY IS PRINCESS CELESTIA TALKING TO MR. CHARGE?! MAYBE HE IS TELLING HER ABOUT MY GRADES! I ONLY MISSED ONE MARK ON THAT TEST.... Oh no..."

" Twilight? Twilight! Calm down!" Lighting had said shaking Twilight.

" Calm down.. CALM DOWN?! SHE IS GOING TO SEND ME BACK TO MAGICAL KINDERGARTEN!"

Ditzy and I both laughed," Ha! Magical Kindergarten... Twilight I think you're overreacting."

[ Ovary-acting indeed]

< Stop with the mare jokes please>

" You're just saying that because you are all pegasi!"

Ditzy looked at Twilight in shock that she had said that and exclaimed," WHAT?! NO! WE HAD TO GO THROUGH FLIGHT SCHOOL TO YA KNOW!"

" Calm down Bright Eyes, I think we should see what they are talking about," I said wrapping a wing around her.

" Hmph! Alright."

All of us then trotted towards the two tall and yet unmistakably powerful ponies.

We all bowed at Princess Celestia," Good day your majesty, did you enjoy your Heart's and Hooves day?"

" Oh yes, we certainly did!" Celestia smiled brightly.

" We?" We all said in unison.

" But of course, Mr. Charge here and I had a wonderful day out but sadly, I must take my leave, it is getting quite late," Celestia said nuzzling Charge and looked at him," Good bye for now Mr. Charge."

He stood firm and just waved a hoof as Celestia teleported.... How natural and charming of him.

Mr. Charge then stopped his waving hoof and looked at Twilight, bending his head down to her ears and whispered something very discretely with an evil smile," We fucked."

And there it was, Twilight's face had froze as I swore I heard a glass representing her sanity, shatter before me. Twilight stood still and quiet unable to make a sound or move.

"TWILIGHT?! TWILIGHT! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Dark shouted.

" I think we should carry her to her room for a while, c'mon Graze," Ditzy said sighing," This shit happens way too much."

" Actually Ditzy, I need to talk to Graze for a second," Charge replied.

Ditzy and Dark stared at me, I simply waved a hoof to them saying that I would be with them soon. Dark then placed Twilight on his back and rushed off to Cross' office before her apartment.

" Let me guess, all of that was just a trick?"

Mr. Charge nodded," I behave in such ways for a reason but I am only going to tell you this. Do you know why I am single?"

I shook my head slowly.

" I guess I better tell some pony.... But promise that you will not tell anypony, even you Kill and Joy!"

[ Jeez, fine!]

< No problem>

" When I was young--"

" You were young?"

" Interrupt me one more time and I will fuck your shit up sideways," I shook my head and apologized," Okay let me continue.... When I was young, I escaped to the EverFree forest, of course I knew nothing of this place and so I wandered the area trying to understand it only to later call it my home. Throughout my exploration of the forest, I was founded by a tribe of ponies somewhat representing your friend Vinetion."

I raised my hoof to ask a question only with his permission which was allowed," Wait, so Vine is part of a tribe?"

" Well, no, maybe a long descendant of them as this was a very, very, very long time," I nodded in silence allowing him to continue," In my first few years, the tribe taught me how to survive the harsh environment of the EverFree forest. One day, throughout my teachings, there was this one, beautiful and strong willed pony that I called my friend, her name was Ivory. She and I got to know each other over the few years and we were sorta, in love but because I was not one of them, I was not allowed to, well you know where I am getting at."

I nodded and looked at him," What happened next?"

He took in a deep breath," As I said, one day she and I got separated from the group, we were lost only for a few days but our love for each other was not. We were only able to survive with the help of each other, this may sound kind of cheesy but it was our love that drove us through it. Under one of Luna's cold and starry nights, Ivory and I shared a passionate moment under the heat of the flame. We were not allowed to get intimate but a kiss was all I needed to know that she had loved me."

I looked shocked at Charge as I couldn't believe my eyes as I watched a small tear roll down his cheek," You don't have to go on if you don't want to."

Charge held a hoof out and wiped that one tear," No, it needs to be said."

I nodded allowing him to continue," Seeing me as proof and as I have told you before, the EverFree forest didn't allow me to age. I watched the only mare I loved grow and age as I stood young unable to love her. I watched her become the leader of her tribe and soon the soil of the land."

I placed a hoof over my mouth understanding what he had said. I then brought myself to comfort our once stone cold teacher as I patted his back. He had truly lived a hard life, unable to age, watching the mare of his life age before him and die unable to once show compassion in front of her tribe.

Mr. Charge then reached into his coat grabbing a tattered sketch of her," Of course we didn't have the technology as we do now but this is Ivory, the leader of her tribe and love of my life. My heart will forever belong to her, even during death."

[ SKETCH ART GOES TO JUAN! OUR BELOVED CLOUD CHASER]

" She is beautiful.... She must have been a lucky mare to have a pony such as my teacher," I said.

He wiped a tear from his eye," Thank you Graze, you do not know how it feels to let all of this out after six hundred years. Not a day has gone by that I didn't reminisce about her."

Charge and I walked down the halls of the school heading to Cross' office.

[ Wait..... Where the buck did Dark come from then?]

" Yeah.... Where did Dark come from?!"

" I found him," Charge said lying.

" Yeah bucking right! C'mon tell me the truth!" I said jumping around playfully.

" You really want to know?" I nodded furiously.

" I fucked the dirt of the EverFree, planting my seed and then poof, he appeared," Charge said lying once again.

" That's a fucking lie!"

" Okay, I found him in a dumpster...."

" I am never going to find out am I?" I sighed.

" Nnnnnope!"

I laughed as Mr. Charge did seeing how fast he recovered. His face turned serious once more making a left turn heading towards the exit of the school," Wait! Cross' office is to the right. Where are you going?"

" Too visit and old friend, I think you should go and see how Twilight is doing," Mr. Charge said placing a scroll on the floor similar to the one I used to teleport to PonyVille.

I then smiled at Mr. Charge heading off to the direction of Cross' office," See you soon sir."

" Ha, don't worry, I will be back for a very special class tomorrow morning. Heads up read chapter twenty of your biology text book."

I nodded as I heard a stomp on the scroll followed by a burst of flames which had teleported Mr. Charge.

Later that night, I flipped open my text book to chapter twenty as Mr. Charge asked.

I read the first line of the chapter," Welcome to the world of dragons, first thing you need to know is that one dragon can only learn four different moves. There are many types of dragons such as water, fire, electric, ice, wind, earth, steel and many more including ghost!"

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At the Bar

At the Bar outside of school grounds while Graze was studying

Luna sat alone enjoying the music and the chit chatter of the crowd where she relaxed or in her own words, to unwind of the last few days events.

At the complete opposite end of the bar sat CloudChaser and Omnius.

"Hey, isn't that Princess Luna? What is she doing at the bar?" Omnius asked.

" Wha-Where!?" Chaser asked turning his head at all angles looking for the night blue pony.

Omnius chuckled and used his hooves to point the direction of Luna," Ha! Just take it easy bro, what, Do you like her or something?"

CloudChaser blushed and chugged down his glass of whiskey to cover up the most obvious answer.

" Well well, watch out guys, we have a little hearts and hooves here," Omnius said raising both hooves in the air," Why don't you just talk to her?"

" It's not that simple.... She kinda knows about a few sketches since that SlenderPony incident, it will be kinda awkward ya know?"

" Yeah, can't forget about that, I spent hours cleaning up that barricaded mess and so what? She already knows about the sketches and we don't even know what she thinks! For all you know, it could turn out for the better!" Omnius encouraged him.

" I don't kno-- Hey! What are you doing!?" Chaser exclaimed as Omnius began to push him.

" Well you aren't going to take action into your own hooves! So I am!"

Chaser stopped Omnius with a simple hoof preventing the bearded pony from moving any further with a bemused expression," Dude! Firstly, you don't just push any pony to another, love doesn't work that way, secondly, you are attracting unwanted attention and finally ..."

* Pong* Omnius had hit Cloud with his contraption called the Knife Wrench.

" Ouch! WHY THE BUCK DO YOU CARRY THAT BUCKING KNIFE WRENCH WHEREVER YOU GO!"

" I could stab you if you don't go," Omnius threatened making CloudChaser gulp.

" Knife Wrench!" Omnius waved the handy tool.

" Okay! Fine! Just ya know.... Back me up and be my wingman," CloudChaser asked.

"Ha! Good luck with that because, I got no wings!" Omnius joked.

" You're the worst..."

" I know, just play it smooth bro and Luna will be yours."

The jacketed pegasus then trotted off to the other end of the bar where Luna was located saying a silent prayer to Celestia. Well of course it won't have been Luna, that would have been unintelligent.

Luna gave out a heavy sigh as she stared at her filled glass.

" Hey Luna, what's wrong?"

" Cloud... If you don't mind, I would like to be alone."

" Let me guess, you aren't having the Hearts and Hooves Day that you were expecting?" Chaser guessed.

" And what makes you say that?"

" Cross is not here," he answered," May I take a seat?"

".....Whatever...."

Chaser raised a hoof calling the bartender," An Eclipsed Vodka! Don't be stingy with the eclipse!"

Luna's attention was now redirected to Chaser who had now ordered..... *She looked down at her cup*.... The same drink!

Cloud tried his best to keep his eyes off Luna staring at his drink and thought to himself," Damn this vodka is freaking terrible."

As anypony had, Cloud's sixth sense had a feeling that somepony was looking at him. He turned his face meeting Luna's who then freaked out a bit following by shying and blushing away into the opposite direction.

'' Gotcha," Cloud thought to himself.

He then cleared his voice and sang:

She just wants to dream away,

Sick and tired of the games that ponies play.

Luna had recognized this tune as her eyes opened wide in realization.

Hoping for a better day,

She needs something to believe in a life so unreal.

She blushed and looked at Chaser as he sang at the edge of her eye.

Down to the headbangers ballroom she will go,

Seeking shelter from the storm,

There she can party til the raising of the sun

A night creature on the run.

Her full attention was on him now as they both looked at each other slightly blushing.

Down at the headbangers ballroom they will dance,

Finding shelter from the storm,

They're not different only dreamers on the run,

Night creatures of the moon.

He then cut off the song as both stared into each others eye.

Nearly off her seat, she rushed into Cloud's chest and hugged him, " Happy Hearts and Hooves Luna."

" Thank you."

Mr. Charge kneeled down on all four hooves as he rested by the grave of Ivory. He had now polished the stone of where she had laid keeping it clean of moss and other substance which dared to defile her resting place. He placed one bright rose by her grave and rested a hoof on her tombstone, closing his eyes and said from his heart.

" Even though I may not age and you are long gone. You will always have that special place in my heart."

Mr. Charge broke a tear wanting to sing this for her, only for her. He didn't care if the whole world heard him or that she was dead, he knew this would be heard. The only things which he wanted for Ivory and himself.

We'll do it all

Everything

On our own

We don't need

Anything

Or anyone

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know

How to say

How I feel

Those three words

Are said too much

They're not enough

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time

Chasing cars

Around our heads

I need your grace

To remind me

To find my own

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we’re told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am

All that I ever was

Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where

Confused about how as well

Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Mr. Charge laid there on the grass. He wanted to get up but something prevented him, a white hoof. Love did work in strange ways. Stranger than the EverFree Forest but it was always welcomed.

At the touch of the hoof, he smiled allowing that one tear to roll freely. He looked beside him seeing a semi-transparent pony at the side of him with a hoof embracing him where he laid. That same mare Ivory who had stole his heart for over five hundred years had not seemed as if she had aged. Words needn't to be said, quietude spoke louder as they rested on the grassy surface enjoying their night together.

The transparent image soon disappeared into the night sky while Silent Charge laid on the smooth grass engrossed in this one moment which seemed to have lasted forever.

He then got up on all four hooves placing the scroll on the floor.

Charge took one glance at the tombstone and smiled knowing they shared this moment," Rest in Peace Ivy. Hopefully one day..... All we need is patience."

Mr. Charge then stomped on the scroll transporting him into his classroom. He made his way slowly to the desk and pulled on a vacant drawer placing the one sketch of his beloved mare.

He smiled looking at it," Gone but never forgotten. I love you Ivory."

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Scales and Claws: Compatibility

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

" Graze.... Graze..." A voice said motherly as a hoof nudged me.

Unconsciously, I swiped the hoof from bothering me only wanting to sleep in from studying about " The World of Dragons" last night.

< Five more minutes...... >

[.....ZZzzzzZZZzzzz.....]

"Graze!"

I instantly shot up looking both left and right trying to get an understanding of the situation. I looked at Ditzy who had a smile on her face from being successful at awakening me.

[ Dear Celestia, why does everypony bother me from my sleep?!]

< Can't we for once just wake up on our own time?! >

{ Tell me about it }

" Uhmm.. Graze? You got a lil something there.....and also all over your book," Ditzy pointed a hoof to the edge of her mouth showing me the location of that 'something'.

I wiped my hoof at the same spot only to be disgusted at the sight and touch of semi-dried up drool.

[ You know you want some of this Ditzy ]

< That....that's pretty disgusting >

I then looked down at my book only to see a page fully wet and covered with the same liquid.

[ How the buck do you do that ?]

{ I don't want to know }

" Why did Mr. Charge make you even read that chapter?" Ditzy questioned me as I yawned and blinked.

" *Yawn* I really don't know but I am now prepared for anything.... Which is strange because of all this bucked up shit we go through everyday, I won't be surprised."

" Well now that you're up, we can deliver the mail and head straight to Mr. Cross' class."

CloudChaser now awoke from his bed with a strange feeling to any other pony but familiar to himself. He wiped his eyes with a hoof as his ears twitched at the word 'mister' and sighed.

" For Celestia's sake, I'm only twenty one! I am not Mr. Charge!"

Mr. Charge's ears twitched and his eyes opened wide stopping him from correcting a few test papers. He pulled out a small journal from the desk which he sat behind and flipped to a certain page entitled The List which read with a few comments by certain names :

SeaBreeze - 5

CrackShot - 6

Ice - 4

Dark - 10

Graze - 25

Vine - -5

Light - 0

Legit - 4

Cross - 32 ( Because I can.)

Omnius - I.O.U ( How was the even possible?)

Cloud - 1

" Well that is one more added to my List."

" Wait. What? Don't we have Maths first thing on a Thursday morning?"

Ditzy blinked in confusion and then chuckled," Oh yeah, that's right, you slept through the announcement! All of Cross' and Charge's students a.k.a us, are having a class with dragons!"

" Dragons?! Really?! Well let's get going! Even though Charge will be there, anything with Chaser is always epic!" I then grabbed Ditzy wanting to head out of our room as quickly as possible.

Graze - 26

She planted her hooves firmly on the ground preventing me from pressing on.

" What are you doing?" I asked actually wanting to go to class.

" Uhmm Graze?"

" Yeah?"

" Clothes.... also you have morning wing," Ditzy said chuckling.

I stared at my sprung wings and smiled," ...... So what? You're my marefriend ahahahaha you've seen worse."

[ No shame ]

< No pride >

Ditzy rolled her eyes ( Kinda creepy and cute which I must add) chuckling at my previous statement as I changed into my black and white 'uniform'. One might call it a uniform knowing that I wore it everyday.

[< Swag>]

" Okay, now that's over with, we can deliver the mail," I said.

" Aren't you forgetting something?" Ditzy asked.

I twisted my head looking at my clothes and my saddlebag," Uhmmm..... Am I?"

Ditzy then made a smooch sound with her mouth as she blinked her eyes in the cutest way imaginable while pointing a hoof at herself.

[ Let me handle this.]

" You do know that I just drooled all over my face and book right?"

"...So what? You're my coltfriend, I've gotten worse."

" Sssstttt, ouch, that burns," I said laughing. I trotted over to Ditzy and pulled her into a kiss holding it for a few seconds enjoying the moment.

I broke our moment together and asked," Happy?"

Only did she walk pass heading towards the door. With a flicker of her tail at my face, she said one word," Very."

I followed her out the door as I thought to myself," Celestia, I love that mare."

After finishing our delivery throughout the school, we were now inside Chaser's class as he began his speech.

" Alright ponies, since we are literally teaching you, Why not teach you about the outside world a bit? With that said and with the principal's permission, Charge, Cross and I will be teaching you about dragons. "

Mr. Charge then took the spotlight and looked at all of us students," Now, I cannot stress this enough, whatever you do, DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED AND ALSO ACT CALM! These creatures feed off emotion, so if you're scared they are scared."

Legit chuckled and raised his hoof," So... What if they are horny?"

" Then I am sorry for you and your grandfoals. These creatures are very dangerous and will intend for shit to hit the fan when possible........ Anyways, if you are not up to the challenge, leave now and head to your respective class," Cross answered.

Suddenly, approximately half of the class left leaving a few comments such as:

" Screw that, one of my friends were killed by a dragon."

" I'm out! I need to urhmm... study."

" I'm always horny, so I can't risk it."

Charge, Cross and Chaser watched raising their right eyebrow simultaneously as everypony who wanted to leave to have left the class.

*Slam*

" Good, now that all the pussies are gone, we can enjoy this smaller class," Charge said," The dragons we will be dealing with are not fully grown. Actually, if my memory serves me correct, they are your height."

" Okay everypony, you have five minutes to relax while I tell Luna about the coordinates so that she can transport us there safely, she is the only one powerful to carry fifteen ponies at a time," Cross explained looking at Luna who only sighed.

"Oo! I will get Spike!" Twilight said rushing out of the class as Dark followed.

" Spike?" I asked," Wait! That was the baby dragon I saw?"

[ Note: When I was a mare for a day, that was literally one of the first dragons I saw, re-read if you don't remember]

Dark nodded," Yeah but what my dad told is that these dragons are a bit more different than Spike. A bit less... urhmm... goofy, yeah that is the correct word."

" Spike is not goofy! He is very helpful in the library," Twilight said protecting her number one assistant as they both exited the room.

[ Pussy-]

< -Whipped>

Ditzy and I chuckled at the couple which now left the room.

" Hey Graze!" Chaser called out trotting towards me.

I turned my head directing my attention towards the jacketed pegasus," Yo bro what's up?"

" Ha, at least you don't call me sir," he chuckled," Well, actually can we talk outside for a moment?"

" Sure why not?" I responded exiting the door.

"FlutterShy, I do wonder how the dragons would look like. *Gasp!* Probably I can ask a few for their gems!" Rarity hoped.

" I hope they aren't too big and....a-and scary!" FlutterShy said hiding behind SeaBreeze.

" Don't worry about any big mean old dragons, I will protect you," SeaBreeze said with a little doubt in his voice.

" My my FlutterShy what a gentlecolt you have here!" Rarity complimented SeaBreeze. She stopped in her hoof tracks picking up small details of such conversation.

"--can we talk outside for a moment?"

Rarity saw as both I and Chaser left the room.

" What is Graze up to?" Rarity asked herself and headed towards the door, placing an ear upon it only catching slight details.

"-- I don't know what to do if Cross finds out!" Exclaimed Chaser.

" I don't think you can do anything, it wasn't your fault nor Luna's. There really is no pony to blame if Luna likes another pony else and her reason seems legit."

" Did someone call my name?" Legit said trotting towards the source of his name being called.

" Shh! I am getting some nice gossip out of this!" Rarity said. Yeah, of course it was Rarity, the one with all the rumors and gossips. I couldn't understand why such a mare of her standards would be single until now.

"Did you hear that?!" I asked.

" Yeah, we can talk about this later, I think somepony is a little bit too interested in our conversation. Let's get back to the class, I think everypony should be ready by now."

I nodded following Chaser to the classroom.

Upon entrance, we saw Legit closest to the door than anypony else.

[ Must be him who was listening!]

I trotted at Legit who only stared at me," Uhm, Graze? Anything wrong?"

I shot him a glance followed by a bemused expression," What did you hear?"

" Nothi--I was just --"

" What did you hear? I will only ask you this a second time."

" Nothing bro! I swear!" He pulled me in closer as he spoke in my ear and whispered," Rarity was here a few moments ago," He returned to normal volume and continued," I only heard my name bro."

I facehoofed remembering using the word 'Legit'. Note to self, only use that word when making a joke.

" Sorry man, no hard feelings right?" I lent out my hoof which was then bumped with Legit's.

" Nah it's cool, I totally understand."

I smiled then directed my attention to Rarity, FlutterShy and SeaBreeze as I trotted towards them.

I only caught a small piece of their small talk before it was hushed," Also he said something about Luna and Chaser! I bet they are going out.... Shh! Here he comes!"



[ This is what makes me want to fucking snap somepony's neck, damn gossips and bucking lies!]

" Hey Graze, what's up?" Rarity said trying her best to mimic my way of talking.

" Don't what's up me Rarity, what did you hear?" I said in a serious tone.

" I do not believe I understand what you are talking about."

I stomped my hoof," Lies! What did you hear!"

Ditzy heard the stomp of my hoof and hovered towards me placing a hoof on my back," Calm down Graze, there is no need to get upset over small stuff. We should get going anyways, I think Charge and the others are about to leave."

I snorted like a bull and followed Ditzy. I glanced back to see Rarity smile as if though she had won.

I averted my attention away from her and headed towards our teachers as Charge began," Okay, now remember, no overreacting, do not be frightened and please for once some of you, grow a pair."

Chaser looked at Luna and said," Luna, would you kindly?"

She nodded with a smile as her horn was engulfed with a deep midnight blue aura.

A slight glare was seen from Cross to Chaser who couldn't be less bothered.

*BBBZTTT PING!*

" Okay class, here we are!" Cross said.

" Urhmm... where is here exactly?" Vine asked.

" Why of course, the middle of a field! Ha! You don't expect us to be using dragons anywhere near the school," Chaser laughed.

" Okay... But, why is there a giant circle with an even small circle on the field?" Light said looking at the design of the field.

" Oh that... well urhm... you see, that's actually a really cool design we liked so we asked Omnius to imprint it where we would battle!"

Omnius appeared by the three teachers," I really do bucking hate my job."

" You're getting paid for it," Charge added.

" Not paid enough."

" Hold on a sec, did you just say battle?!" Ditzy and I asked.

" Well how else did you expect to learn about dragons? Have a tea party? Read a book?" Charge added looking at me.

* BZZZTTT PING*

" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT US!" Dark shouted.

" Yeah!" Spike added.

" How did you even know where we were?" Ice asked curiously.

" Oh, it's nothing really, I just picked upon the magical trail Luna left behind and followed it," Twilight smiled sheepishly.

Chaser entered the middle of the conversation and interrupted all of us," Okay! Now that we had our little fun, maybe we can begin our lesson by stop ignoring the dragons behind you."

The entire class then turned around and saw a large group of dragons ranging from different heights, colour and description. Only of the whole group four stood out to be the biggest. I was guessing that those belonged to Charge, Cross, Chaser and Omnius.

"Wow," We all said.

" Rule number one and probably the most important rule of dragons--" Chaser then pulled the right side of his jacket revealing a nasty deep scar,"-- always respect them."

One of the four bigger dragons walked towards Chaser. The dragon was...urhm...unique as one pony might say, no scales, no wings, just slender,sleek, elongated and one big eye. Very serpentine like yet it had legs and claws.

" Ha! Hey big guy, show me some love," Chaser said lending out a hoof.

The dragon then lent out it's claw which somehow transformed into a hoof and bumped with Chase's own!

Mr. Charge then looked at the weird scene take place before him," Right... That's fucking creepy..."

" Hey! Don't speak to Morph like that!" The dragon known as Morph then growled staring at Mr. Charge moving closer and closer to him.

" FUS RO DAH!!" Mr. Charge shouted with a loud boom sending the dragon to quiver behind Chase," Learn your place bitch."

" Now the second rule is that your dragon and you are most likely going to have to be compatible with one another," Charge said.

" What the hay do you mean as compatible?" Ice said.

The largest of all dragons walked and stood at the side of Mr. Charge. This one actually looked like a dragon colored ebony black with almost devil like wings and a single white scar which contrasted with other part of it's body.

" Meet Draco or as I call him 'Badass'," Charge introduced his dragon. Wow.... The similarities were unbelievable, it was like looking through a draconian mirror.

[ Hey look! It even has a book... Like Mr. Charge]

The dragon then stared at me gripping the book and threatening to throw it... Like Mr. Charge.

Cross stood up with his wingless dragon looking almost metallic with its scales polished and grey," Thirdly, dragon's have different types. Hypothetically speaking it is safe to say they are also compatible elementally. For example," Cross pointed his hoof at the metallic dragon," My dragon here is a steel type."

" And how are you steel?" Dark questioned.

" Oh you mean you don't know? LikewhenIshovedthatmetalrodupyourass," Cross said quickly confusing Dark.

The dragon laughed at Dark mocking him and bro-hoofed [ clawed] .....And Bro-clawed RedCross," Hahahaha, whew! Thanks Meta."

" And finally," Omnius said as a slightly overweight orange dragon with an even lighter shade of orange used it's tiny wings flying quickly at him," This is D-nite. Dragons in the wild love to battle and since these dragons are learning just like you, you will help them by having a somewhat friendly competition."

" Friendly?" I asked staring at the four of them.

" Well, basically they are going to duke it out and top dragon will have to face one of us." Omnius explained.

" Only one?!"

" Well yeah, our dragons are going to battle it out as well and if two of you students actually win, those two will face each other."

" So, with that said it's time to find your partner!" Chaser said pointing at the eight younger dragons that were our height.

" Wait, wow, back the buck up, there are only nine! And like fifteen of us." Light pointed out.

" Well, tough luck for those the dragon's don't pick," Charge said only speaking the truth.

The entire group of students both mare and colt alike ran towards the group of dragons, breaking the first rule, to not overreact and to treat them with respect.

I sighed watching the action unfold as Vine stood by me," Why aren't you going for one?"

" Oh me? Well because I already have one," Vine then used her hooves to draw a circle with small circle's inside and stomped on it.

Vines, bark, leaves and roots all merged piece by piece intertwining around another soon forming into the figure of a wooden sleek feminine dragon, hair and scales with different shades of green and a small lily placed behind it's ear," Meet my dragon, Lily!"

" Wow....Wait, how is that a dragon, I mean... What can it do?"

" Well I don't want to spoil the fun now would I?"

" Well I wish you luck and hope you kick some well deserved ass! I have to go get my dragon now!"

" Thanks Graze and good luck!"

I then walked off where the dragons were only to find that all had been taken! I saw Ice and his icy winged blue dragon, Frigid which were both showing off their ice tricks.

Dark and his black and purple dragon, Shock which shocked him as they shook claw to hoof.

Light and his two headed, black and white dragon, Chaos which was trying to help Light who was busy punching himself for some unknown reason.

Legit and his normal blue and red dragon, Suave who were staring into each others eyes, INTO ONE ANOTHER'S SOUL!

CrackShot and his earthbounded brown dragon, Terra were both busy using the earth as their playground, levitating stones and other material.

Breeze had his blue and white dragon, sleek in figure and might I add, extremely fast dragon, Ace.

Twilight and her somewhat comical dragon, Spike were busy chatting with one another.

Some weird pony wearing shorts with his purple and cream coloured dragon, Dratata were interacting with one another.

But where was mine?! Everypony except me had a dragon already compatible with, lucky bastards!

I walked back to Ditzy disappointed feeling that life was unfair to me," Why... Why do you keep doing this to me Celestia?"

Ditzy then comforted me as my dreams were shattered," Don't worry Graze... There will be another time."

I whimpered not wanting to say any words. I was that sad and dream crushed until I felt a slight brush at my leg," Not now Ditzy... I am mourning..."

The brushes at my legs continued," Uhm.. Graze, that's not me."

My eyes opened wide at the comment coming from Ditzy. I looked down and saw nothing other than a orange and black draconian head bent down and rubbing against my hoof.

I smiled uncontrollably at the sight of the creature as it stood up reaching a little below my height and hugged the scaly creature.

[ Nothing more beautiful than a colt and his dragon.]

I broke the hug and looked at the dragon," Wait... I have to name you! Uhrmm.. How do you like Kill?"

The sleek dragon then shook his head pointing a claw at it's eyes and blinked showing off a slight feminine touch.

" Oh right... You're female... How about Valor?"

The dragon looked bemused at me.

" Still to masculine... Hmm Ditzy what do you think?" I then placed my hoof around Ditzy.

I then watched as the dragon come between us, splitting us apart showing a bit of jealousy.

I chuckled at the sight," Wow, jealous much?"

Ditzy then pulled me away from the dragon saying," No my Graze. Mine not yours."

The two female creatures then fought over me through a battle of tug-of-war. Nevertheless, I couldn't be bothered as I was too busy conjuring up a name.

" No Mine!" Ditzy said pulling me.

The dragon shook it's head and pulled me again.

" What are you stupid? He is a pony and my coltfriend!"

I then shouted directing all of my attention at the," A-ha! I got a perfect name for you, how about Valkyria?"

The flamed colored dragon nodded furiously accepting the name and pulled me away to get ready for training only wanting all the attention on her as we both walked away from Ditzy.

The dragon looked back and stuck out its serpentine tongue at Ditzy mocking her.

" Why you little--"

" So Valkyria! What attacks can you do?" I said attracting the dragon's attention.

Valkyria took in a deep breath and released a burst of flames at my face followed by a small puff of smoke.

I blinked my eyes wiping the charcoal colour out of my coat and laughed," YOU ARE SO COOL! Wait, look what I can do!"

I stomped my hooves creating a black circular flame spreading in diameter soon fading by the blow of wind. The small trick marveled the dragon at sight.

" Pretty cool huh? I guess we are going to get along like best of friends! Probably kick the rest of the competitions ass too!"

Valkyria smiled and nodded happily as we continued to communicate with one another throughout the rest of the day.

Omnius and his dragon, D-Nite stood in the middle of the stage which had represented a ball," First up we have CrackShot and his dragon Terra! Versus Joey and Dratata!"

My friends with their scaly partners cheered as the battle was announced.

CrackShot stood on the left side and shouted," GO TERRA! LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT WE GOT!"

Terra stomped his foot and roared his battle cry.

Joey, the weird pony which wore shorts sent out his Dratata and shouted," MY DRAGON IS TOP PERCENT! COME AND TRY!"

Omnius looked at both sides as dragons were ready and so were their trainers," Begin!"

" Dratata take to the skies!"

CrackShot looked as the purple flew high and smirked," Terra! Use Stealth Rock!"

Terra roared standing on his hindlegs and stomped with them both simultaneously levitating pressurized and condensed rocks as a barrier spinning around him. Terra then aimed at Dratata and shot every single rock not missing one shot at the purple cream dragon which soon fell to the floor Knocked out cold.

[ It was Super Effective!]

Omnius raised his hoof signifying the winner to be CrackShot," Well... that was thee shortest battle...ever!"

" WOOOHOO CRACKSHOT! YOU WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIS ASS!" I shouted as Valkyria flapped her wings.

Ditzy glared a shot of jealousy at the charcoal orange dragon and said to herself," Hmph.... It's only a dragon."

Omnius sent CrackShot and Terra back to the audience and called out Legit and Light to the arena.

For some battle music

Legit stood brave withSuave both staring at Light with his two headed black and white dragon.

" Come on out Suave!" Legit ordered pointing a hoof to an empty spot in the arena.

" Ha! Two heads are better than one!" [ That's not what yo momma said!] " Let's go Chaos!"

Omnius looked back and forth at the two dragons making sure they were ready. Once he was sure, he shouted," BEGIN!"

" SUAVE! USE TAKE DOWN!"

The blue and red dragon rushed the twin headed tackling it at full force sending it's body flying to the edge of the ring.

< Chaos has just taken a hit! Hopefully he can make a comeback!>

" C'mon Chaos! Counter with Confusion!"

Both heads of the dragon shook the pain off and focused on Suave lifting up the poor dragon and slamming him into the ground.

Suave's eyes were a bit messed up from the hit as they swirled in confusion," Can you still attack?!"

Suave shook off the confusion and nodded in battle stance," Good! Now use Hyper Beam!"

Suave lifted his head opening it's mouth collecting a bright yellow energy. As it was about to release the focused energy, his thoughts were confused not allowing him to continue with the attack. The pent up energy slowly died down yet only some had back fired in it's mouth causing self inflicting damage.

[ Suave has hurt itself in confusion!]

" Ha! Chaos now it's time to use Dark Pulse!"

The twin headed dragon stomped its legs emitting an energy of dark aura spreading to their foe.

< Oh that attack was not very effective against a normal dragon type such as Suave >

Even though the attack wasn't as effective as planned, Suave had taken a lot of damage from self inflicted pain and the psychic attack.

" Wait, psychic! That's it! You gotta pull this one through Suave, Use Crunch!"

Suave flew at amazing speeds unaffected for once by the confusion and bit upon the neck of the white headed dragon," Good job! NOW USE HYPER BEAM!"

From the spot where Suave bit, a bright light emerged from his mouth firing a powerful beam of energy. Such a powerful attack at close range was not meant for a dragon to withstand.

Chaos fainted upon the floor of the arena only wanting to rest from taking such damage.

" Legit and Suave are the winners!" Omnius declared.

Everypony who was there, even Mr. Charge applauded at the combo used.

Light ran to his dragon and picked him up with his unicorn magic and comforted the beast," C'mon Chaos, you did good. It's time you took some rest by Cross."

Omnius grabbed the paper and read," Next match! We have..... CloudChaser! Versus.... Me?!"

" Get your ass in there," Charge said pushing Omnius to his dragon taking the roll of referee.

Epic Music

Cloud and Omnius stood at opposite ends of the arena looking at each other allowing tension to rise.

" Are both ponies ready?!" Charge shouted.

" READY!" They replied simultaneously.

" LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!"

" GO MORPHEUS!" Chaser shouted sending out the slender dragon.

" GO! DRAGONITE! USE ICE BEAM!!" Omnius shouted demands as soon as the match began.

Morpheus used its flexible body to its advantage moving around the shot of ice dodging the attack.

" Morpheus! Use Transform!"

The sleek and dark blue body of the dragon wrapped around the orange dragon, bending, widening and using every ability it had to copy the exact form of Dragonite. We all watched as the battle became intense, two dragons of similar appearance and probably power yet only one was restricted from movement.

" Morpheus, Use Fire Spin!"

One of the dragon's roared emitting a vortex of flames trapping the other in it left to burn.

" Don't give up yet D! Use Surf!"

Through the scorched feeling of being burnt, Dragonite endured the pain slamming two of it's claws on the floor releasing a tidal wave of pure water.

Cloud looked as the wave of water rushed Morpheus causing immense damage to the dragon. The wave and water soon subsided leaving the true form of Morpheus on the floor unable to move.

" AGAIN DRAGONITE! USE SURF!"

The only orange dragon now repeated its last move surfing on yet another tidal wave

"Just what I was hoping for," Chaser smirked," GET UP MORPHEUS AND USE ICE BEAM!"

The one eyed dragon roared at the sight of the tidal wave shooting a concentrated beam of ice. The ice beam slowly froze the tidal wave, making it lose momentum and soon coming to a stop dropping the overweight dragon to the ground.

" NOW USE DRAGON RUSH!" Cloud ordered.

The dragon using it's natural ability grew wings and with the use of its flexible body wrapped around the slightly overweight dragon, restricting any movement and took to the skies gaining altitude.

" NOW DESCEND!!"

Morpheus obeyed it's masters command decreasing altitude with the body of the orange dragon flailing unable to move a muscle.

A green cone formed with purple streaks coming together forming somewhat of a drill like structure as it accelerated upon descent.

At the very last second, Morpheus flipped in mid air and threw the body of it's victim on the floor causing massive damage both to the dragon and the arena.

[ Ho-Holy SHIT!]

< Wow.... I mean, THAT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE! DRAGONITE IS KO'D!>

Charge raised both hooves ending the match and pointed one to Cloud announcing the winner.

The audience went wild especially Luna for the victory of Chaser and his one eyed companion Morpheus.

Omnius rushed towards his friend who still had enough energy to get up and walk to the victors.

" Ya did good Chaser! I want a rematch though!" Omnius said lending out a hoof.

" No problem, anytime anywhere! But not now, it looks like you have to ref again!"

" Thanks man, do me a favor and carry Dragonite to Cross will ya? He seems kind of... well ya know what happened."

" Say no more."

Omnius nodded and ran to the centre of the stage taking back the once stolen spotlight from Mr. Charge.

" Next up folks, we have.... Graze and Valkyria! Versus.... Ice and Frigid!"

I stared down at my female companion who was shying away from the intense battles," Oh c'mon don't you worry, everything is going to be fine!"

Valkyria's eyes opened wide wanting more encouragement.

" We are going to have fun most importantly but if things get too out of hoof, I will come in and protect ya... Deal?"

The black and orange dragon nodded its head following me to the arena.

" Good luck Graze!!I LOVE YOU!!" Ditzy shouted putting extra emphasis on the love.

I looked back at Ditzy smiling and waving at her," Love you too Bright Eyes!"

I got a bemused expression from the female dragon.

" What?"

She simply rolled her eyes and pointed a claw to the arena.

" Oh right! The battle!"

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Do You Want To Be The Very best?

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

"WAIT! HOLD IT!" A shout was heard from the audience. All eyes were directed to the attention of Dark Lightning and his purple black dragon Shock resting by his side," Shock and I didn't even get to battle yet! C'mon Graze, can we go before you?" He begged from me. It honestly didn't matter what time I went or who I fought once we had a good time and with that, I nodded granting Dark to fight Ice.

Omnius from the middle of the arena allowed it on only one condition," Battle plans has changed since we are running out of time, Dark and Shock with Ice and Frigid will be facing SeaBreeze, Ace, CrackShot and Terra."

" Wait, a double battle? How is that going to work?!" Ice wondered only so that he can get a proper battle plan.

Charge walked up to Omnius with his back straight upright and looked at the entire class which thought it was going to be important, but instead he said this," Figure it out."

"Well that was helpful," SeaBreeze said sarcastically.

[ Oh sarcasm, you are my favorite language ]

< It's not even a language dumbass> Joy had said correcting Kill.

[ And your mother is a fat whore ]

{ HEY! WE ALL HAVE THE SAME MOTHER!} It was true, even though she did not give birth to them, they are still a part of me......sadly.

[ Sure we do Graze, sure] Kill stood proud, brave and tall with his answer.

< ....Wait...What? > Joy then raised a hoof to scratch his head trying to grasp an understanding of Kill.

" Would all four trainers and dragons please come to the stage," Omnius requested of the four ponies which walked to either side of the field with their teammate and dragon..... Poor Terra, the only dragon without wings, I feel kind of sorry for the poor thing.

Music for Battle

" IS EVERYPONY READY!" Omnius said following protocol only for the mental prepare of all.

" READY!" They all shouted with confidence.

" THEN BEGIN!"

" GO TERRA!!" CrackShot shouted sending out a hoof which Terra followed in its direction roaring prepared for battle.

" GO FRIGID! LET'S KICK SOME FLANK!" Ice commanded sending the frozen dragon to the field silent but in battle stance as if it were about to pounce.

" GO ACE! TAKE TO THE SKIES! LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT SPEED CAN DO!" Breeze ordered as the dragon flew into the sky in such short time continuously flapping its wings so that it would stay airborne.

" SHOCK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!" The dragon pounced to Frigid's side on the field and roared but yet something didn't feel right. All the ponies took notice of the atmospheric change as ominous clouds with a few flashes occasionally covered the once sunny day allowing conditions to be met for a proper battle.

In the crowd of the audience Vine and I stood watching as it all took place. She had brought something rather interesting though as she petted her and brushed her dragon, Lily's....Hair?... Leaves? which ran down it's back.

" The first move has been made and this is going to be a rather interesting battle."

I stopped from scratching Valkyria's head with my hoof which she thoroughly enjoyed looking up at me confused at why I stopped," What do you mean? I understand it's tag team and all but, there is something you aren't telling me."

" Well, each dragon has a certain attribute, on the arena, we have Frigid which is ice, Terra, rock and ground, Ace which is wind and Shock which is in command being able to control the weather and also an electric type," Vine explained.

".....Okay and?" I said confused as Vine facehoofed pulling her face.

" Frigid being an ice type has the advantage on all dragons but because of ice being somewhat heavy, he is slow. Shock can dominate the air with electric based moves greatly putting Ace at a disadvantage but hopefully his speed can rival Frigid . Yet Terra is ground and rock being able to control the earth's surface and we all know electricity does not conduct well with ground, so he will play a big part trying to protect Ace while going against Shock.... Wow... That was a lot," Vine explained the situation very logically and with such expertise," What Graze? Why are you laughing?"

" You do know I read all this last night right?" I said with a chuckle as Valkyria snickered.

".....Go buck yourself..."

" ACE! USE EXTREMESPEED ON FRIGID!" The first move had been made being called out from Breeze.

[ How ironic ]

The blue dragon from the skies made a deep nose dive picking up speed and acceleration, Ace was soon going so fast that its movements were invisible to the naked eye.

" WHERE IS HE!" Ice shouted.

" I DON'T KNOW!" Dark replied as he too was unable to see the dragon.

Ace suddenly reappeared in front of Frigid landing a blow and disappeared again repeated the same process over and over inflicting damage to the iced dragon.

" SHOCK! HELP OUT FRIGID WITH SHOCK WAVE!"

The purple and black dragon roared stomping its feet causing many lightning bolts to strike around the field following the movements of Ace as it fled the scene.

Futile was its attempt as the lightning bolts picked up speed rivaling Ace's own.

" TERRA! USE ROCK PILLAR!" CrackShot shouted. Abruptly, in the middle of the field, a giant rock formation concentrated at its tip rose from the surface attracting all lightning based attacks to it.

We all stood in awe at how smart CrackShot used one of his attacks to act as a lightning rod only to protect its teammate," Ha, Don't worry I got your back," CrackShot smiled at Breeze. His smile was short lived as he focused his attention back to the battle in front of them.

" I can't do anything with that bucking stone in the way!" Dark shouted.

" I'm on it! Frigid! Use Aurora beam!" Frigid rose its head opening its mouth as an icy white source of light collected energy. With enough energy collected, Frigid's eyes focused on the rock formation swinging its head releasing the concentrated energy.

The speedy and earthed dragon watched as the pillar before them cracked as a pure source of white light seeped through the cracks.

" C'MON ACE GET OUT OF THERE!"

" YOU TOO TERRA!"

The white beam of cold energy forced its way through the stone destroying it and taking its toll of damage on the earthed dragon which was not fast enough.

" TERRA! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! C'mon! Get up!"

Terra stood on all of its legs a bit weakened but still able to fight. CrackShot smiled and nodded appreciatively seeing that Terra would not have given up so easily.

" ACE! USE SKY ATTACK ON FRIGID!!"

The blue and white dragon ascended to the skies making a quick U-Turn at it's black and purple target.

" Heh, that attack is going to take a while to charge up," Cross said watching the battle as he himself was healing the injured dragons.

His ears perked up at the sound of a certain white unicorn talking to a group of other ponies who gasped in shock of certain information as the match was going on," Oh Rarity... Spreading rumors again are we? .... I guess taking a small interest won't hurt."

RedCross trotted in between the crowds of ponies not too close and yet not too far from Rarity and other ponies who were talking so that he could hear as well as not be detected.

"....And then Graze said that it was neither ponies fault who Luna chooses between Cross and Chaser!"

Cross had already heard enough he slowly backed away from the group undetected and glanced at where Chaser was standing, watching the battle with Luna.

Everything he had seen was proof enough but yet he couldn't act so wildly without being heard from the ponies themselves, Luna and Chaser.

Cross continued to glare at the couple laughing and watching the battle as he was stuck healing all the dragons with his partner Meta which had a slight look of worry on his face.

" Don't even think about, not right now, the dragons will act negatively," Charge said walking by with an expression a bit uninterested.

" Wha-huh.... How did he know?" Cross thought to himself," Maybe when Charge is gone then I could find out."

" NOW ACE! ATTACK!" Shouted SeaBreeze from the stadium redirecting Cross' attention to the battle.

Ace descended with a blue aura turning red from the immense heat which had picked up from the intense speed it was travelling at.

" NO YOU DON'T! SHOCK USE THUNDER ON ACE!" Dark Lightning ordered.

The black and purple dragon roared to the heavens as a mighty lightning bolt flashed through the skies taking aim at the red missile.

*CRACKLE- BOOM!*

[ Oh shut the buck up, it just sounds cooler, imagine shouting the word USE LIGHTING!]

< You do have a point>

[ Thought bucking so!]

" TERRA BACK UP ACE WITH AN EARTHQUAKE!"

" FRIGID USE SHEER COLD!"

Omnius at the edge of the battle field watched as it all took place and retreated, to the audience," Buck this shit, I'm out before I get screwed."

Simultaneously, the ground violently shook as a hypothermia-like temperature of concentrated wind focused at Terra.

All at once, Ace's attack was successful reaching his opponent Frigid as the lightning bolt struck no sooner after on impact while Terra was suffering from such an attack almost being frozen to death as Shock the only electric type was immensely damaged to the earthquake which violently shook the ground.

The crowd even Mr. Charge's mouth was opened wide at the scene before them, four dragons on the floor knocked out in a draw.

Omnius walked back and investigated each dragon making sure that all was fainted. He then stood up on his hind legs attracting the attention of the crowd with an announcement.

" FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS, YOU HAVE SEEN IT HERE! A QUADRUPLE KNOCKOUT!"

The audience a.k.a our class went wild from just seeing what had took place stomping their hooves and cheering.

Valkyria shied behind me scared for the next battle with only three remaining members. I bent my head down at her at eye level and rubbed her head," Don't worry, remember I will be there to protect ya."

The orange and black dragon smiled appreciatively but soon directed her attention to the field which was cleared off all the opponents. Just how fast does Omnius work?

[ He has been cleaning up your shit since day one]

< Practice does make perfect!>

" Okay we just had an amazing battle a few seconds ago but I am sure you guys are wondering... How does Mr. Charge battle? Well no need to wait any longer because our next match is between Mr. Charge, Badass and Graze with Valkyria!"

" WHAT?!" I shouted unbelievable too what I had just heard. Valkyria's eyes opened wide from that statement knowing all too well what was about too happen.

[ Yeah, Charge is going to rape you ]

<....Yup, you're screwed>

Vine stood up from petting Lily and fought for me," You can't do that! Mr. Charge's dragon is overpowered! A teacher cannot face a student, this is madness!"

" My Vinetion... This is Equestria," Charge simply said.

Vinetion stared at the floor thinking of some sort of plan.

She shouted," I-I WILL FIGHT BESIDE GRAZE!" She then trotted and stood by my side with her pet Lily," And I shall not take no for an answer!"

Silent Charge looked at Vine, inhaling followed by an exhale with a smile upon his face. He softly said to himself," Hmph, brave... Just like Ivory... VERY WELL! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

[ Charge's Battle Music ]

" ARE BOTH SIDES READY!" Shouted Omnius.

Vine looked up at the sky which seemed to have been clearing up from the four-way battle. She said one word with such confidence.

" Yes."

And with that the female plant like dragon walked to her side of the arena awaiting for the battle to commence.

Omnius looked at me and Valkyira.

" C'MON GRAZE AND VALKYRIA! ! WOOOHOOOO!" Ditzy cheered strangely for the dragon that gave competition for attention.

Nevertheless, the rest of the crowd followed," GRAZE! VINE! GRAZE! VINE!" They roared cheering us both on.

I stooped down to look at Valkyria in the eyes," The crowd is cheering on for us, we can do this! You hear me? I know you can, I believe in ya and so do they." I took my hoof and poked the dragon at her chest which represented the location of one's beat," True power comes from here," I said smiling.

Valkyria then jumped out excited and filled with energy from my little speech.

" READY!" I shouted.

Omnius watched as Charge's dragon stood at the side of our teacher on its hindlegs and stomped releasing a roar," Can your dragon please come to the arena?"

" But of course, he is already there," Charge pointed to the pitch black and white scarred dragon on the arena.

[ WAIT! WHEN THE BUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!]

< Graze... Get ready for one hell of a fight!>

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The Elite One

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Battle Music

Vine and I stood at one end of the arena as we glared at Mr. Charge, all prepared to make the first move when Omnius said.....

" BEGIN!"

" DRACO! USE DOUBLE EDGE!" Mr. Charge ordered his dragon. Double Edge was a deadly attack especially if the user had size, speed and power. Sadly it did and its movements from before were so fast that it was impossible to be recorded.

Valkyria trembled in fear as the black dragon disappeared unable to be seen by the naked eye. Wait a second! If we can't see him at least we can see its pattern of movement!

" VALKYRIA! USE SMOKESCREEN!" I shouted which then the orange and black dragon inhaled and exhaled letting out a vast sea of black smoke engulfing the area making evasiveness and accuracy drop.

Vine paid closed attention to the cloud of smoke and realized that one certain spot drifted differently," OH BUCK! VALKYRIA WATCH OUT! DRACO IS COMING FOR YOU!"

Vinetion watched as my dragon flinched with fear being intimidated by the larger opponent," LILY! GET HER OUT OF THERE WITH A VINE WHIP!"

Lily nodded sending out ropes of vine which wrapped around Valkyria pulling her out just in time as a certain camouflaged dragon jumped out contrasting badly with the day light.

" So, my physical attacks won't work on you huh?" Charge said with a smug tone," Well this would probably be game, set and match, Badass use Perish Song."

To what had been heard as deaf tones to every other pony, had affected Lily and Valkyria greatly. Both dragons covered their ears with claws trying to block out any sound but resistance was futile. My heart went out to both dragons who suffered terribly seeming as though they wanted to cry in pain but had only fallen short to a small whimper and whelp. It was all that could have been expressed as their remaining energy were used to endure Draco's death tune.

" Oh no. That is not possible! No dragon is suppose to know that move!"

" What is happening?!" I shouted with curiosity.

Vine then looked at me with the most serious expression on her face," Graze! We have five minutes to win this battle! If we don't....then...."

I completely understood what she had meant when her speech had come short as she didn't want to think of the possible horrors that awaited us and our dragons.

Her full attention was on the battle at hoof determined to win it and so was I.

" LILY YOU NEED TO ENDURE JUST FOR A FEW SECONDS, PLEASE! USE LEECH SEED AND FLY!"

Lily removed her claws from her ears taking the full blast of the song. Her eyes squinted from the pain as she endured it and shook her head releasing and spreading many seeds onto the field completely missing her target as it hid in the darkness of the smoke.

" Vine! What are you doing?! She can't even see her target!"

" Trust me Graze, I know what I am doing."

I nodded entrusting my partner hoping that she was correct. Now it was my turn to make my move.

" VALYRIA YOU CAN WIN THIS! USE FLAMETHROWER AND CLEAR THE SMOKE FIELD!"

Valkyria removed her claws for a second and was unable to withstand the painful music.

" C'MON VALKYRIA! MUCH MORE IS ON STAKE! I BELIEVE IN YOU!"

Her eyes opened wide with determination, roaring and releasing a stream of continuous flames as she endured the music while the smoke parted from the blast. Suddenly the stream of flames were obstructed by a certain black figure hiding within the smoke. It was Draco!

" AHA! YES VALKYRIA CONTINUE YOUR FLAMETHROWER!" With the dragon's performance cancelled, Lily and Valkyria were back to their senses being able to focus on the battle with all their strength.

" BUCK! DRACO GET OUT OF THERE WITH DOUBLE TEAM!"

Suddenly, the stream of flames passed through a clone of what had seemed to be the ebony dragon.

Valkyria scanned her surroundings watching as countless clones had formed around her in a circular position intimidating her as though one Draco was not enough.

" Now use Shadow Ball!"

Valkyria helplessly watched as the dragons surrounding her conjured orbs of dark energy within their jaws, all shooting one after another.

*POW* Only one out of the many had made physical contact sending Valkyria to the floor due to the amount of sheer force.

" VALKYRIA! CAN YOU GET UP?!" The feminine dragon stood up weakly breathing shortly for air from that hit trying to withstand the pain," Good girl! That's the spirit!"

" Another Shadow Ball!"

" Oh no you don't! Lily use Bullet Seed!" Vine commanded the hovering dragon which swooped down taking aim at the true Draco among the many which had disappeared.

" You can't escape Lily Mr. Charge, she is too trigger happy," Vine smiled as Lily landed on the ground continuing her onslaught of bright yellow bullets.

" Shake it off Draco and use another Double Edge!"

Draco then charged taking the full blasts of the barrage of bullets. He soon stopped as one of his legs were wrapped and restricted with many vines as they soon grew onto his entire body.

" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Charge shouted.

" Ha! When you were too busy hiding in the smoke, Lily here planted seeds all around the field," Vinetion explained to Charge as she knew he couldn't do anything more," ....but these seeds are somewhat special you see, they only grow on contact of chosen victims slowly draining the life out of them."

" Now Lily, would you kindly use SolarBeam and end this battle?" Vine said politely mocking Charge.

Lily closed her eyes peacefully basking in the rays of sunlight as the small flower placed behind her ear accumulated such energy and glowed dimly.

Charge snorted a breath of air as if he were a bull," You think you've won?! I still have my trump card! DRACO USE BOOK!"

Draco thunderously roared from his restricted area then no sooner returning to his restricted position with his head still.

" Ha! That isn't really a move and we all know that is true!" Vinetion said boastfully.

The entire class, dragons and teachers alike watched the sky as a gigantic book about the size of the arena descended from the heavens.

[ WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!! ]

< OBVIOUSLY THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BLACK MAGIC >

" I CALL FUCKING HACKS!" I shouted.

" Graze, my boy, there are no cheats in this world," He then directed his attention to Vine," So what will it be? Risk the battle or your dragon?"

Vine stood still as she contemplated on what to do.

" Don't worry! Valkyria and I got this!" I then smiled and looked at Valkyria," Right?"

She nodded with her game face prepared for anything that could have been thrown at her.... And what other than of Mr. Charge to send but a book.

" VALKYRIA! USE FLAMETHROWER AND DON'T STOP!"

Valkyria roared loudly sending out a stream of flames continuously which on contact, made the book decelerate.

" HOW IS IT LOOKING VINE ARE YOU READY?!"

" ALMOST THERE!" Vine said keeping an eye on Lily's flower which glowed brightly.

Valkyria was now looking more tired than ever panting for a breath as her flame was slowly died down and extinguished allowing the book return to its original speed as it descended.

" C'MON VALKYRIA! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!" Ditzy shouted from the crowds which soon followed her.

" VAL-KYRIA, VALKYRIA! VALKYRIA! VALKYRIA! " The entire crowd shouted chanting her name.

" Remember Valkyria," I said calmly not wanting to put pressure on the already tired dragon," True strength comes from the heart."

[ The rebound music ]

Her eyes opened with determination once more as her pupils glowed orange staring at the massive book. She bent her head back while opening the jaws of her mouth building up energy and shot out a massive flame taking shape of a kanji (大) rivaling the size of the book.

Upon contact, the flame embraced the entire book shrouded and engulfed with a bright orange flame. Both Silent Charge and Vine gazed at such an attack built upon such a short amount of time, how was that possible? They wondered.

Vine redirected her attention to Lily who was now prepared for her final attack," I am sorry Mr. Charge but... Lily end him with SolarBeam."

The bright energy transferred from Lily's flower and to the jaws of the wooden dragon which then shot out a beam so powerful and concentrated with energy that small rings had formed around the rims of the blast zone.

Draco unable to move restricted by the vines and with lack of energy closed his eyes and accepted his fate taking the blast full on.

*Thud*

Omnius trotted over to inspect the dragon only checking its eyes," DRACO AND MR. CHARGE HAVE BOTH LOST THE BATTLE!"

" What?!" Charge shouted," How do you know! All you did was check his eyes!"

" Well duh, did you not see the spiral eye? It's KO'd man," Omnius said walking to both Vine and I.

He took both of our hooves and raised them in the air," VINETION AND GRAZE HAVE BOTH WON THE BATTLE!"

We both smiled and took a bow at the entire crowd who applauded us for the tremendous battle.

I watched as Vine made her way to Lily complementing her on a jobs well done and then to Valkyria as she playfully rolled in the ashes of the once burning book that had once seemed to be a threat.

I ran to my dragon as she playfully danced having won the battle and gave it a great big hug," I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! HAHAHAHA."

Abruptly both Lily and Valkyria rose their heads as their ears perked up from some sort of commotion coming from the audience.

" I-I refuse... To attack you," Chaser said holding onto the hoof of Cross as blood dripped from his nose.

"I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ASS TO A PULP!" Cross shouted seemingly to be very pissed off as he held Chaser with a hoof holding back another ready to strike.

" F-fine.... then do what you have to do..."

"WHY!? WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT BACK!" Cross shouted as he threw Chasers body to the floor.

Chaser took a deep breath looking at Cross," Be...Because I deserve it.... I-I shouldn't have gotten between you and Luna."

Cross looked at Chaser and spat at the side of him," You're a fucking waste of my time."

" Agghh... Wait... What are we going to do about Luna?" Chaser said only concerned about her.

" You just won't quit will you?"

" Heh, sorry but I can't just leave her like that."

" LIKE WHAT?! I BUCKING LOVE LUNA! MORE THAN ANY PONY CAN!" Cross shouted taking aim at the weakened Chaser as he rested on the floor.

" ENOUGH OF THIS FIGHTING!!" Luna shouted with her Royal Canterlot Voice.

Cross looked at Luna and made his way towards her as he had warned Chaser," Don't you dare come Luna again."

Chaser held out a hoof and exclaimed," Wait!" Which had attracted Cross' attention.

" What?"

" Can you... Please call a doctor?" Chaser said mocking Cross who then turned around not accepting that joke.

" Look at me you saddistic piece of shit. Fuck you and fuck that whore which ever was cursed to give birth to you," Cross whispered into the ears of Chaser.

The smile off of Chaser's face disappeared as he got up firmly with a very blank expression on his face," I believe you fucking stuttered, say that one more time... I. Fucking. Dare you."

" Fuck you and that whor--AGGHH!" Cross' speech was cut off as he gasped for air from the hoof which choked him.

Cross' breaths became short as he continuously begged for her from Chaser," No fucking mercy."

He then drop kicked Cross as he released his grip sending him flying over the surface of the field.

Chaser had met Cross lying on the floor and stomped on Cross' chest knocking whatever air he had left him in," You can disrespect me.. but not my mother."

Chaser then ascended in straight line above the grounded pegasi, Cross and watched down upon him.

[ What the almighty buck is he doing?]



{ Which we are all standing in front of }

" Charge please! You have to do something!" Luna pleaded with tears in fear for either one of them.

" I'm on it!"

He then descended picking up speed shortening the distance between Cross and himself. In mere seconds between the distance of Cross and Chaser, he front flipped in mid air using one of his hind legs to slam into Cross' face wanting to severely damage him.

* THUD*

Charge had taken the hit from Chaser blocking Cross with a hoof and pulled him down to the ground," WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DOING?! AND IN FRONT THE STUDENTS TOO?!"

" CHARGE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS IN THIS!" Chaser shouted.

" LIKE FUCK I DO! I AM IN CHARGE OF THIS TRIP AND EVERY PONY HERE! AND YOU DARE USE THIS TIME TO FIGHT OVER A MARE!?"

" BUT!"

Charge slammed Chaser on his back to the floor by Cross," NO FUCKING BUTS--"

[ ....PFTCHAHAHAHA, I AM SO SORRY BUT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! ]

"-- THIS TRIP IS OVER!" Charge announced.

All of the elder dragons with the younger ones flinched with fear from the sternness of the batted winged teacher's voice.

Charge then walked to Luna taking account of her emotional state and said," Luna, teleport us home. You can deal with this matter yourself."

The entire group watched silently as tension built between the eldest of ponies in the group.

Valkyria and Ditzy stood by my side waiting for an sort of retaliation to occur. Valkyria mostly stayed just because she wanted to spend every last moment with her new friend and master, me.

With a small sigh, Luna's horn glowed an azure blue teleporting all of us back to the school grounds and into their own home rooms.

Ditzy and I stood now in our dorm happy to be alone and away from all the commotion between the teachers.... She was mostly happy because Valkyria was gone and had most of my attention on her now.

Ditzy pulled me into a kiss looking at me and said with flirtatiousness," Finally, you are all mine."

She then continued with the sensual moment embraced in my hooves as we kissed wrapping our tongues one another as they playfully fought.

Feeling something strange rubbing up against my leg, I pulled away from the kiss looking at Ditzy," Urhm, Bright Eyes, is that your leg rubbing on mine?"

Ditzy looked at me shaking her head. I was the first one to attempt to look down between the both of us," OH BUCK! WE FORGOT ABOUT VALKYRIA!"

She then looked down to see none other than Valkyria smiling at the both of us," WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE WITH THE OTHER DRAGONS! CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE GRAZE AND I ALONE?! HE IS MINE, M-I-N-E!"

Mr. Charge sat in his office and rubbed the temples of his head with his hooves, stressed out and said to himself," Hmph, what is this world coming too? Teachers behaving like ruffians and students..."

*Knock Knock Knock*

" Yes, come in," Charge responded allowing a certain green-wooden coated pegasi to come in," Oh, Vine it's you, what seems to be the problem?"

Vinetion looked at Mr. Charge and recalled a certain event," Sir, if it is not too much to ask of you."

Mr. Charge then raised one eye brow curiously at her.

" I recall you saying, that I was like some pony.. Ivy was it? Who is she? A student?"

Mr. Charge paused for a moment, contemplating if it was right to tell Vine about his past.

"....Her name is Ivory..."

Vine noticed the change in Charge's voice from one being straight forward to now as it was more calm and collected," Who is she?"

"Please take a seat for what , I guess I should at least tell you but only you and another pony know, so do not tell anypony else!"

Vine took a seat opposite facing Mr. Charge accepting his offer," I promise."

Chaser sat in the bar alone with an ice bag over his head and a glass of whiskey," Buck my head hurts..."

At the edge of his eyes, he saw a certain midnight blue alicorn take a seat next to him," Luna? What are you doing here? I thought you were mad at me..."

She turned facing Chaser's direction with a confused saddened expression," Why?"

" Why what?"

" Why didn't you fight back when Cross did?"

Chaser smiled looking down at his glass of whiskey and chugged it down," Because mares are not a piece of meat which can be won over by a simple fight.... It was how my mom brought me up."

Luna smiled hearing that coming from Chaser and responded with a smile," She is a great mare then for raising such a stallion with good values."

"...Was..."

Luna was baffled by the comment made by Chaser and repeated," Was?"

" My mother is dead."

Luna placed a hoof by her mouth from hearing the shocking news having now understood why he reacted in such a way when Cross had mentioned Chaser's maternal figure in such a uncouth manner.

" Can you please tell me more?" Luna asked curiously," It will make you feel better."

Chaser directed his attention towards Luna and smiled," Sure but how bout we go for a walk? A bar is no place for this kind of story."

Luna nodded as they both moved from their seats and made their way to the exit of the bar.

[MY NEW TUMBLR PAGE! GIVE ME SOME LOVIN']

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Graze's One Fear

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Honestly I am very tired and just not myself today... So, short chapter.

" What is your problem? Graze is a pony not a dragon. A PONY and my coltfriend," Ditzy argued with the dragon," So just back off, he is mine."

Ditzy then grabbed me from Valkyria.

" Wait! Hold on a second, do you know how much trouble I can get in for this?! WE HAVE A DRAGON WHICH ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!" I worried stressed over the topic.

" WAIT A SECOND, I CAN GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL! HAVE TO LIVE A LIFE ON THE STREETS, STEAL AND SCAVENGE JUST TO LIVE! OR WORSE...... I WILL GET THROWN IN JAIL!"

Ditzy and Valkyria for once shared the same track of thought of how I was overreacting on the topic," Seriously Graze? Jail?"

" YES! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO ME IN THERE?! I AM LIKE FRESH MEAT TO THEM!"

[ All the loving you gonna get pretty colt, now spread them wide! ] Kill said mocking a rapist in his deepest voice.

< Sleep with your back against the wall, simple!>

{ IT'S NEVER THAT BUCKING SIMPLE! THEY CAN JUST SPREAD ME OPEN AND BUTT FUCK ME IF THEY PLEASED! I CAN'T FIGHT THEM BACK! MOST PONIES THERE ARE TWICE MY SIZE!}

" Oh buck... I am going to drop the soap... I JUST KNOW IT! I HAVE BUTTER HOOVES! AND THEY DON'T EVEN SELL SOAP ON A ROPE THERE!"

< Graze, that is not what they do in jail, this is what they do >

[ Where do you fucking live under a rock? THEY ARE GOING TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! ]

{ NOT HELPING! THE ONLY BUCKING THING I AM SCARED OF IS RAPE!}

[ Dude, let me show you what is really going to happen ] Kill had said evilly and filled my mind with an image.

I was now in the showers where everypony was as they washed their bodies with soap. I turned on the shower head slowly and carefully lathering the soap on to my body and slowly placed it back in it's holder. I was honestly shitting bricks at that moment scared of what may or may not happen.

As I carefully lathered my body with the soap, I squeezed on it too hard as it slipped through the grasp of my hoof and watched as it slowly fell to the wet surface, bouncing up and down slowly coming to a stop.

I stared at the soap with intensity praying to Celestia hoping that a certain scene won't happen.

A few comments, teases and taunts were heard from the other showering ponies as they saw and heard the dropping of the soap.

" Oh buck me..." I said simply.

" Aw shit, looks like somepony dropped the soap."

" Shit's going to go down in here."

A hoof touched me as I shrieked in fear," Your soap dropped pony."

My attention was now directed to a pony two times the size of me in width, height...... and girth. I was now cowering and whimpering in fear.

" Oh you just gonna leave it down there? We don't waste no mother fucking soap in here, that's our most vital supply."

I answered back smartly," I... I scrubbed everywhere see? All sparkly clean."

" Nah, nah you ain't finished, I've been watching you... You ain't scrub your back or behind your ears... Look at me, all sparkly clean and shit, you can just call me... The Health Inspector."

He was right....He was sparkly clean....

" NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!" He shouted instilling fear into me.

I looked down at the soap and slowly moved towards it.

I heard some mocks coming from the background," Pray to Celestia! Pray!"

I then felt a hoof touch me.

" NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!" I shouted closing my eyes preparing for the worst.

" Graze! What's the matter with you!? You even scared Valkyria!" Ditzy exclaimed.

" Wait, what?" I then looked at Valkyria hiding behind Ditzy," I am so sorry Valkyria... I was just... day dreaming, yeah..."

" Your lying Graze, I know when you're lying," Ditzy said bemused," What are you hiding from us?"

I sighed looking at Ditzy and Valkyria," Okay, my worst fear is being raped and when I thought of going to jail, that's what instantly thought."

Ditzy looked at me with sympathy," Oh Graze, come here!" She then pulled me into a hug comforting me," You aren't going to jail."

" What? Really?! How do you know?!"

" Because mostly every pony here has a pet, haven't you noticed? CrackShot and AJ have their dog Winona, Ice and Pinkie have that strange toothless gator, Gummy, FlutterShy and Breeze have Angel, that poor bunny you shook in the box a few days ago.."

I smiled sheepishly rubbing the back of my head as she continued her list," Rainbow Dash and Vine have the turtle--"

" TORTOISE!" A random voice shouted outside the door sounding like Pinkie Pie and Ice taking part in her daily activites.

"Twilight and Dark even have a dragon named Spike! Remember? So it really is okay that we do have a pet," Ditzy then looked at the dragon," ONLY A PET! YOU HEAR ME?!"

Valkyria rolled her eyes and whipped her tail understanding Ditzy completely but she knew that those rules were meant to be broken. Ditzy caught her action and immediately retaliated," Why you little!"

" Okay ladies, break it up!" I said coming in between them, I then looked at the female dragon," And Valkyria, I know you can understand me but if Ditzy says something you obey as well, understand?"

Valkyria smiled at me instantly and nodded showing more respect than Ditzy.

" Good girl!.....Now.... What exactly do dragon's eat?"

Ditzy shrugged and came up with an idea," I know! Let's ask Twilight!"

I nodded agreeing with Ditzy and headed towards the door," Valkyria, just stay here for a moment until we come back okay?"

The dragon nodded and sat on the floor as it relaxed slowly falling to sleep.

Ditzy and I both exited the room and as soon as she closed the door, I tackled the mare pinning her on the ground and kissed her taking her breath away as she slowly joined in with my actions.

" Mm, What was that for?" Ditzy chuckled.

" Oh you know, we can't do that in front of Valkyria and also, it was for you being alright with it, you do know that you are still my marefriend right?"

She nodded pulling me into another kiss," The one and only."

My eyes opened wide as I heard a certain pony clear his throat. I looked at Ice who had smiled awkwardly with Pinkie Pie as they watched Ditzy and I on the floor having our little fun.

" What? Do you want to join in or something?" I asked the both of them.

Ditzy playfully pushed me off her and stood up pulling me with her," Sorry you had to see that, we kinda got outta hoof."

Ice looked awkwardly with a bad poker face," Urhmm, it's fine... Rubbers are sold in the mall, just don't forgot to use some."

" Oh, ha-ha please remind me next time before I get busy in front the entire school," I said sarcastically.

Pinkie Pie jumped up and down excitedly," Oh! And about your question, I say ye-"

" Shh! Pinkie What are you doing!" Ice said covering her mouth as she continued her ramble even though it was blocked," Anyways, Pinkie and I will see you around later."

The ice and cotton candy pony then made their way down the halls as Pinkie continued her mumbled speech through his hoof.

" Yeah bro take care... What a strange couple, somepony as calm as Ice with Pinkie Pie?"

" Opposites do attract... and well, we nearly bucked on the floor in front of them, so I guess that is kinda strange too," Ditzy replied.

" Meh, who cares?" I then turned around to take the route to Dark and Twilight's room only seeing Light and Trixie as Light smiled brightly from ear to ear while Trixie snickered.

< Obviously they seem to care>

[ Not again.... ]

[ OKAY PONIES, I HAVE A LITTLE GIFT TO YOU ALL, MY FRIEND OBI AND I HAD A LITTLE RAP. AND I SAID HOW MLP FIM COULD KICK HIS ASS IN THIS COMPETITION SO IMMA JUST GIVE YOU GUYS THE LYRICS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! WE HAVE A VIDEO BUT WE SOUNDED TERRIBLE! HA! MIGHT POST IT ANYWAYS, Bare with me, we did this in an hour .... By the way he isn't a brony.]

Obi:

It's Chima a.k.a Obi no not Trice,

Yeah I'm nice just to you guys

Goin' so fly so when you hear me you go 'my oh my'

I'm the best in the game and that's no lie

I spit ma lyrics out twice faster than your two times thrice,

And we all know deeply that your scapegoat will not suffice.

Me:

Heh, My name is Graze,

Phase into a daze turning into a rave,

You look at me... Shh, don't talk, just stare quietly,

Bask in my glory,

Imma pegasi,

Rappin these lyrics that are to die,

Watch me fly, fly so high,

So mother fucking free you wish you could be me.

But you're just a dog black as pitch,

Trying to get a hitch only to fail being thrown inna ditch

Just where you belong you stupid little bitch.

Obi:

Ok,, enough role play, I just came to say

There's no way Imma let you beat me

I'm like Eminem Vs Kanye

I mean come on Graze, there's just no way

I 'member when Ditzy told you she missed me,

Let me tell you what happened on July the 15th

She came over to meet me,

In a state of high elevation

Guess what happened next,

Nope nt gonna say, just use your imagination,

In summary, you just can't touch me,

I mean even Celestia bows down to me in Equestria

I'm just the best Graze, there is no test, take a rest,

It was set from the beginning, I'm more you're only less.

Me:

You didn't just go on Ditzy, now it's time to kick your ass with some My Little Pony

*AHEM*

You say your name is Obi,

But ponies only know me,

I am perfection, Fail? Nope no detection,

Fuck you man, you're not even a brony,

Just more of a phoney,

Take a lesson from the G.A.P Trixie

Or you gonna get cut like cupcakes from the one and only Pinkie.

I am like Rarity, extra dexterity,

Maybe like Celestia, ruler of your Equestria,

You're just Snips and Snails full of fails,

Got nothing on a KillJoy,

Only using your mom as a personal play toy.

Obi:

" Time to bring out the big guns."

Whoa bro, calm your tits,

It's just a lil' diss

I know you think you can beat me at this

But the difference is

I got the wits, what do you got?

Your mommy to cry to cuz you know you're a flap

I'm the creator of this destruction and chaos

With ma nuke an napalm I gonna blow you off the radar,

Wait a minute, what the fuck am I saying?

Waste a nuke on you? That's like giving you a high rating

You just said plaything? Well thats what your sis was last weekend

Spinning and drilling, no way no detail

Not going that deep

It gonna make you weep

What should I care, they say you sow what you reap

And you can't break my stride don't even try

You're just bothersome as a fly and in real life

Your weak rhymes

Are just outta time

So whenever I choose to ride

I go the extra mile

Me:

" Creator of Chaos? Discord? You are a fucking joke, time for KillJoy to bring out some Three of Me Vs School Society."

Don't make me call Vine,

Or maybe Mr. Charge, badass of all time,

Shot, Light and Breeze be spittin out lyrics,

With Dark and Ice nopony gonna suffice,

We gonna fuck you up so bad, Cross can't even fix ya,

Sooner or later you gonna have to write to Princess Celestia,

On what you might ask?

Are so fucking stupid that thinking is a task?

Let me spell it out for ya,

Just write, Dear Princess Celestia, Graze kicked my ass,

Yeah, top student of his entire class.

*Throws paper on the floor*

" FUCKING OWNED!"

[ ALRIGHT, I WANT YOUR FULL HONEST OPINION ON THE RAP BATTLE! FEEL FREE TO RAP IT OUT AND SEND!]

[ ALSO, OC PONIES, GIVE ME PLOT IDEAS FOR YOUR CHARACTERS, YOU GUYS NEED SOME LOVING TOO AND I'M STUCK WITH SOME OF Y'ALL EXCEPT FOR CROSS, CHASER, VINE, CHARGE, OMNIUS AND DARK, EMAIL ME THEM, DO NOT SPAM MY INBOX!]

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Blossomed Artist

No Kill and Joy

During that night, Luna and Chaser exited the bar and enjoyed a peaceful walk in the park under the beautiful starry sky only seen once in a blue moon.

Relaxed as can be, Chaser closed his eyes as he walked being graced in the presence of the moonlight as the cool night's wind flowed through his mane.

"Urhm, Chase? Not to be rude, but weren't you suppose to tell me something?" Luna questioned him as he was lost in the night breeze," It is alright if you wish not to speak of it."

Chaser opened his eyes in realization directing his attention to Luna and smiled," Heh, sorry but I got lost in the moment. And don't worry I kinda have been holding in this for a while." He then sighed releasing a breath he realized he was not holding.

" My mother's name was Star Blossom. There are many things to say about her, her stories, values and little details, both great and I am sorry to say, annoying that made her who she was. She never had powerful magic, or wings, what she possessed was an ability far greater. She had the magic to change for the better the life of everypony she knew, I never met another pony with that kind of ability yet and I probably never will. She just cared so much and worked so hard, always with a smile while at it, so simple and honest. It was impossible not to love her. And that’s how she lived, always surrounded by friends and family. Probably the best way to live life if you ask me, but sadly life is cruel as hers were short lived. It never really was how long you lived a life, I understand that today but yet, it was how you lived it."

Chaser then took a deep breath reminiscing about his mother.

Luna had seen the pain with what he was feeling thus she tried her best to comfort him pushing him through this difficult time.

" My father, an art Pegasus called Contrast Chaser from Manehattan met her in her grape farm, in a little town situated in the southern part of Equestria. There they shared a very sappy relationship, since he always called himself a romantic and my mother only played along which made both of them happy. They really did enjoy each other’s company though. they enjoyed it so much that sooner than later my mother was pregnant with me.

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Star Blossom held Contrast's hoof as she endured the intense pain of labor. He continuously wiped the hair of her face dowsed in sweat caused by none other than the trials of childbirth.

" C'mon Blossom, breathe! You can make it, our son is almost there! Push! Push!" He shouted guiding his wife in a pain no other stallion could experience.

" HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!" Star Blossom groaned trying her best to follow the orders.

After five hours of labor, one tiny foal emerged and soon wrapped in a blanket given to Contrast.

Only tears a father can have for his new born foal flowed down his cheeks as he watched the new born rest within his hooves," He... he's got your coat...Eyes too."

" May... May I please see him?" Blossom asked panting through her breaths, exhausted.

Contrast nodded and placed the clean foal by his wife," What shall we name him?"

Star looked down at the new born, smiling at the sight of something so innocent as she gently wiped the foal's face crying tears of joy and relief that the pain was over.

" Cloud... Cloud Chaser, is the name of our son."

The father nodded accepting the name kissing his wife on the cheek," It's time to get some rest." He wiped the hair off her face keeping back tears," You did a wonderful job love."

She smiled closing her eyes resting her head on a pillow," No Contrast... We did."

Luna had not said a word allowing him to continue his story as they trotted through the night sky far away from the bar, the moon now in full view. Cloud engrossed in the moment, inhaled the night sky air and continued his speech.

" -- That’s when they decided to move to the city so that I would grow to be an educated business pony and earn lots of money, unlike them. You see, after leaving the farm, my mother became a teacher while my dad, an artist. Neither of them earned much, and they just wanted the best for me. This is usually achieved through earning huge amounts of bits. If I could only show you their faces when they began to notice my interest in art, it was hilarious."

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" Mommy! Daddy! Look!" Cloud Chaser said galloping as fast his tiny legs could have holding a picture within his mouth.

The father stared at the painting with a slight confused expression only to be cleared up by one line.

" What's wrong Pa? Aren't you happy? I want to be an artist just like you !" Cloud said jumping up and down excited waiting for a sign of approval.

Soon, Star Blossom smiled sheepishly as she walked in and looked at Cloud Chaser's painting. She shook her head, quickly changing the expression to one of over joy encouraging her son," Dear Celestia! You drew that?! My son is going to become such a wonderful artist some day!"

Cloud Chaser face was filled with glee hearing those words come from his mother as he rushed upstairs into his room to draw and create more art.

Meanwhile downstairs, mainly the dad was arguing keeping it to a minimum not wanting to alert their son.

" How is he suppose to get a life if he becomes an artist! He is suppose to become a business pony and live the good life that he deserves! We are barely surviving on our own!"

Blossom looked down at her hooves as she spoke standing up for her son," We do not control his life! He becomes what he wishes to become and if he is happy doing it then at least we should too!"

" Little did they know, I was listening in onto their conversation from the stairs. Obviously I was conflicted with emotions, my father who wanted me to have the good life and my mother who wanted me to enjoy life.... It is not the same."

" That must have been hard for you to choose... but are you happy with the choice you've made?" Luna curiously asked him.

" Of course! I would never change what has happened in my life so far... I am happy as I can be...." Both Luna and Chaser starred at each other being distracted by one's sight. Chaser soon snapped out of it and remembered about his little story.

" *Ahem* Anyways, I grew up watching her do her magic, teaching foals in the school to be better ponies as she taught me how to be a gentlecolt as well as teaching my father not to leave his mess all over the house. Throughout her time, she cleaned, cooked and did many more chores as my father was kind of a domestic bum which had annoyed me a lot. He could have helped her a lot more so she could have more time to herself. So, I took the responsibility of what he could not fill becoming her helper around the house.

She always told me stories of her life in the farm while we did domestic chores, how after a long day of hard work she liked to rest looking at the stars and the night sky. It was her favorite sight in the world. She used to tell me that Celestia’s sun was necessary to grow the food that nourished all the land, but Luna’s starry night was there to feed our souls and inspire us, the greatest sight in the world. This scenery was the same to be shared among the rich and the poor, the talented and the clumsy, showing us everyday how beautiful life is and a gift not to be wasted.

As time passed, the city began to grow and little by little was covered with lights and magic. Truly, it was an incredible sight an to behold. For the most part, these advancements made the life of everypony easier, but it also took away the nightsky hundreds of stars at a time. The only thing you could see at night was the lonely moon forever it was seen as all the stars were gone, concealed in a mantle of artificial lights. She told me how much she wanted to see the stars again and I promised her that I would become a successful pony so I could take her to the farm again, so she could watch the night again.

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Star Blossom sighed gazing at the moon floating alone in the vast sea of darkness where it previously was accompanied by millions of small diamonds which would paint the night sky as a canvas for Equestria to ponder and lose itself within the beauty.

" Mommy what's wrong?" Cloud Chaser asked sensing that his mother felt a bit disturbed.

She had never hid her true feelings to her one and only son.

" I miss the night sky how beautiful it was. All we could see is the moon alone with no more of it's twinkling friends. I feel sorry for it," Star Blossom expressed herself.

Emotions from Blossom transferred to Cloud Chaser looking down at his hooves as he hated to see the sight of his mother depressed.

" How did it lose all of its friends?"

She took notice of his saddened expression and explained it in a more soft and understanding way," Don't be sad Cloud, they aren't really gone. You are a smart colt..... They are not hiding from the moon, they are being hidden from us."

" Why would they hide from us? We did nothing wrong."

" It is the city lights that contest the stars for the night sky.... Don't feel sad though, they are always there, always watching down at us." Star Blossom smiled down at her son which in turn made his face beam with glee.

She then watched at the clock realizing it was time for his bed," It's time to go to bed Cloud, no pony likes to be grumpy when the sun arrives."

Cloud aw'd as it was his curfew but then an idea merged in his tiny head.

" Mommy, can I watch the night sky with you?"

She looked shocked at him and silently nodded.

The colt then rushed up to his mother's legs both enjoying the view of the night sky together.

" Mommy?"

" Yes?"

" The moon itself is beautiful like you, I can't wait to see the rest of sky."

Star Blossom bent down to her son's height and nuzzled him sharing a quiet moment undisturbed by not one sound.

" My word, I never knew how ponies enjoyed the sight of my moon.... But it is true, the lights of Manehattan and TrottingHam has blocked out my stars only leaving the lunar."

" It is truly a sad sight, to see something so amazingly beautiful outshone by another so fake and meager."

Luna bent her head down hiding her blush realizing what he had said which was truly meant for her," May you please continue with your story?"

" I would be delighted my dear Luna."

Chaser coughed clearing his throat as he spoke the next part of his life.

" It was around that time when she had gotten sick. The doctors didn’t know what she had but she was deteriorating dangerously fast, they decided to be honest with us and said she didn’t had much time. I couldn’t believe it, why somepony like my mother would get sick like that, it seemed so unfair, I was too young to understand so I got filled with rage, at the doctors, at my father, at everything I thought could help my mother but didn't.I remember getting in a lot of trouble those days, but it was my mother that putted and end to it."

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" Cloud, it is not the doctor's fault, it is no pony's fault," said Blossom as she laid in her hospital bed.

" THIS IS UNFAIR! I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO, WHY MUST YOU LEAVE DAD AND I! DON'T YOU LOVE US?!" Shouted Cloud as tears flowed while in the heat of the moment. He only had let his emotions controlled him as he was young and only expressed them in the easiest way possible.

Sad Music

He stopped his little tantrum as he saw mother cried for the first time in life, allowing herself to let herself go in front of her son.

" I'm....I'm sorry mom..I didn't mean to--"

" Shh, it's okay," Star Blossom said easily forgiving him," Just come here for a while... I would like you to understand something, very important."

Cloud Chaser trotted slowly as each step seemed heavier and heavier but he had finally made it. Blossom wiped the tear from his cheek and brushed his mane slowly just like the very first day they had met, mother to son.

" Not even Celestia can control life or death, it is simply a part of life and we do not decide when our time comes to go...." She continued brushing his mane as she spoke, hoping that Cloud had understood,".... It is not how long a pony has lived but it is who they live it with and how they do such...."

Silently, Chaser nodded his head showing that he had understood.

" No matter what any pony may say or do, I will always know that my life was filled with blessings.... May it be with your father at my side... May it be my son who is here sharing this moment with me.... I wish not to change anything in my life because everything I had done, always was for you... Cloud..."

Cloud was now crying into his Star Blossom's hooves and chest releasing every last bit of tear that he had embracing his only and special mother.

" Shhh... Cloud... Don't cry.... I want to let you know that I have always been proud with every decision you make and I will forever be proud of my son.... No matter how far we are apart, I will always protect and watch my son...."

She inhaled a deep breath showing her moment of weakness choking on a few tears herself.

" Do not let any pony, and I mean any.... Tell you what to do or what to become... I know you will become a great stallion, no matter how much you earn or how you live.... As well as a great artist."

Cloud then remembered that night hearing his parent's argue. He opened his eyes in realization now knowing that his mom knew from all along. All Star Blossom could have done was smile, using up her well needed energy to give her son that one upbringing moment in his life.

" Knowing that my time is coming... I only have two regrets which I wish to share with my colt... Only two and nothing more... Not being able to see my Cloud grow up.... and not being able to see the night sky for one last time..."

Luna watched Chaser as he had stopped in his tracks to wipe a few tears from the painful but yet lovely memories," You do not need to continue, if it pains you this much."

Chaser rubbed his eyes with a hoof looking at Luna," It's fine... I just really miss her...."

Luna nodded understanding. She had also understood that there was more to than missing her, how he had missed out most of his life without his mother, how he was not able to hug her or hold her again or to simply love or thank her... It was truly unfair, a mother was supposed to watch her children grow old and blossom before them not vice versa yet, life and death worked hand in hand cruel and unfair.

Chaser was given enough time to catch himself as Luna thought of how his life must have been.

" Shall we continue?" Chaser asked wanting to continue.

" ...Oh! Oh yes, if it is alright with you."

Chaser nodded silently and began," I couldn’t show her how I was going to grow up, but I could at least bring the night sky to her one last time....."

---------------------------- FlashBack-----------------------------------

That very night, Cloud was determined as he took the art supplies from his father’s shop, and flied for the first time in his life.

He chose a cloud, firm and sturdy, with it, he went as high as he could have beyond the lights of the city.

There for the first time, he saw the moon accompanied with the stars above him.

It was as his mother described, an endless canvas filled with lights and colors with the full moon centered being the main point of focus and attention.

There he worked all night long, trying to fill his own blank canvas with the scene his mother lusted and loved so much.

By morning, it was finished. Cloud Chaser then rushed to the hospital and in the room where his mom laid. He trotted up to her and silently nudged placing the canvas upon her. In the eyes of Cloud Chaser or any critic, it wasn't great as his artistic abilities were still developing.

But his mother's eyes lit up overjoyed knowing as she noticed how he had poured his heart and soul on each stroke. To her, it was perfect and no pony could have changed her mind.

Such a meaningful gift and forever a memorable moment, as not only did she watch and loved her son's amazing work but as well as for Cloud had gained his cutiemark designed with a pencil and wings representing his artistic creativity and ability to soar greater lengths.

Not knowing that he had discovered his talent and calling for what he would be doing for the rest of his life. He had also brought her the nightsky she had wanted to see as well as the cutiemark marking his his road to become a true stallion.

Star Blossom glanced at the painting and back to Cloud Chaser crying tears of joy as she said with her weakened voice still showing signs of life and happiness.

" Cloud... Thank you..."

" For what mom?"

She then pulled him in using most of her energy as it was now her turn to cry into the hooves of her son as they embraced may it be for the last moment.

" Cloud... You have grown so much within these years, all I could do is thank you..... Thank you for making my last moments happier even in this time of sorrow... I have no more regrets because of my beloved son and all I could do is thank you for relieving them from me.... I was able to see the night sky... Probably the best I have seen in years... and because of you... I was able to see my colt... My special Cloud Chaser become a stallion.... I am sorry that all I could do is thank you.... But because of you, I am able to move on with peace.... Maybe we have one final time for one more--"

Even through the speech of Star Blossom, the breaths she had taken may it have been from the sobs or just the will to get her last message to her son...... It had soon ended with one last...

"-- I love you."

With those final words, her life had been taken in peace with her regrets being able to pass on that final message to her son.

Chaser trembled with sorrow as he remembered the scene too well," I-I didn’t want her to leave.....I was too young to understand that in her condition it was better for her to go.... rather than keep getting worse.... She was suffering."

" But because of you she left with no regrets and don't you think that it was important her last moments were only spent with you?"

"Never would I question that, they were and will forever be important to me... and her."

Luna grabbed and hugged Chaser comforting the poor stallion who had relived probably the most heart breaking moment of his life," Our parents are never truly gone... They will always look after and protect their children no matter what."

"It took me some time to learn that she would always be with me, was it through her teachings and her very life force that gave birth to me but I will always carry Star Blossom, my mother in my heart. I would always be greatful for what she taught me and how she devoted her life to make this world was a better place for everypony, no matter who it was."

Chaser directed his attention to Luna only now able to say what was held back.

"I always wanted to thank you Luna. For your night that inspired her allowing her to leave in peace without regret. It couldn’t have been done and I would have never gotten my cutiemark if it wasn’t for you. I owe you so much to you and I can’t say how much I thank and respect you."

Luna stood still as she thought of one way for him to repay," Don't say it then. Show me."

Luna then pulled in Chaser for one breath taking kiss under her beloved moonlight sharing a moment lasting forever in both eyes of the two newly founded lovers.

Only later then breaking the kiss did Princess Luna smile satisfied with her decision.

" I am sorry but I do have an art's class to attend tomorrow morning... I wish not to be late."

Chaser smiled at the midnight blue alicorn pulling her into a farewell hug for now.

Soon broken Princess Luna had offered to take Cloud back to the school.

He simply denied sitting down on the grass wanting to spend the rest of the night gazing at Luna's great canvas. She understood him perfectly and sat next to him watching what was Luna's art, Cloud's past and Star's favored scenery.

[ Author's note..... Okay, I fricking cried writing this one... honestly this background story was beautifully thought by the owner of the OC CloudChaser and I was happy to make this one written and recorded in Three Of Me ]

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Lone Survivor

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

PEOPLE, DO NOT SPEED READ WHEN IT STARTS WITH CHARGE'S SCENE! PICTURE EVERY MOVEMENT AND REACTION AND EMOTION!

Read Charge's Life Story here

Ditzy and I joined with the company of Light and Trixie all headed towards the library hoping to get the necessary information for dragons. At least that is what they thought, I on the other hoof only used this as an excuse. Surprisingly, everything else that had happened so far fell right into place not disrupting my true intentions.

" You are so lucky that you actually got to keep your dragon," said Light.

He then expressed somewhat a bit of confusion as we trotted,"Wait, why are we going to the library again?"

" To find out what dragons eat bro."

[ That answer is pretty damn obvious, everypony knows what dragons eat. ]

< Gems, of course >

" But everypony knows what--"

I suddenly and quickly placed a hoof over his mouth and whispered in his ear," Just play along."

[ That really didn't sound the way it should have. ]

< Oh yeah, no pony would suspect a thing >

Light shook his head understanding what needed to be done.

" Looks like we're here," Ditzy announced in front of the library doors.

I pushed one door open allowing every pony to enter except Light.

" You girls go on ahead, I need to ask Light something important about Mr. Charge's next assignment," I craftily lied to them as they nodded actually believing me.

As I closed the library door Light began questioning me," So, what's up with the whole playing along thing anyways?"

I smiled as I looked at Light completely overjoyed," Well, today is our anniversary so I was hoping that I could get a gift for her, would you like to help me out?"

Light nodded and replied," Wow, I feel honored man, thanks but how are you going to pull this off?"

I smiled sheepishly," Well conveniently, everything has fallen right into place even with the whole dragon situation. We can just say you and I are going out to get some gems giving us the actual time for picking out the perfect gift!"

" But--" Light began only to be interrupted by me.

" Dude, no more buts, just leave it to me and I will handle it."

" Alright Graze, lets see how good you are."

[ I got this, I am a mother fucking master ]

Both Light and I entered the library only to notice that Ditzy and Trixie were talking with Twilight and Dark about Celestia knows what.

" Graze! I didn't know you kept Valkyria! Now Spike has a little play mate!" Twilight called out hearing the news from Ditzy.

" Urhmm yeah, sure, just give me a time and place," I said a bit emotionless. Honestly, I never even communicated with the smaller purple dragon a lot and I actually didn't want to.

< Why?>

[ Because fuck you man ]

" Hey bro, now you can send letters to Princess Celestia," Dark added.

I stared at him and broke out into a fit of laughter," ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE I USE SO MANY PROFANITIES WITH HER NAME AT LEAST 10 TIMES PER DAY! I AM PRETTY DAMN SURE I WILL NOT BE SENDING A LETTER TO HER!"

[ Yeah, it's like getting the goods from a mare when she ties you on a bed and just leaves you. ] Kill then held up a piece of paper with an equation, satisfactory < 0 .

< Or worse, she ties you onto your bed, goes on top of you and tells you that she has AIDS >

[ HA! We have a name for that when the guy tries his best to kick her off, it's called a Rodeo.]

{ Honestly, where the buck do you guys come up with these things? }

" Dude shh, this is still a library, shut the buck up or we are going to kick you out," Dark warned to which I nodded.

[ Fuck you, I do what I want ]

" So what do you need?"

I raised a hoof and spoke," Nothing much but a book on taking care of dragons would be nice, also just a few things to take care of them, a small list ya know?"

Twilight objected to my statement," Graze, you don't really need much to take care of a dragon, all they need is a place to sleep and gems to eat."

< Again, you are asking the wrong question >

" Twi, this is a female dragon."

" Oh I forgot, sorry but in that case--" Twilight's horn glowed with purple aura as well as another book did half the size of Mr. Charge's own and landed onto the table.

" You just had to get a female dragon didn't you Muffin?" Ditzy questioned bemused.

" Hey, don't look at me, why do girls have to be the ones that are so confusing?"

All the guys in the room nodded their heads while the mares looked in shock as we did.

Dark now realized how fucked we were," We aren't getting any sexy time are we?"

All three mares replied in unison simply and flat," Nope."

I shrugged not caring as I had more important matters," Well in that case, I guess I should be heading off to get those dragon....things."

I then looked at Trixie, Twilight and Ditzy," Hey can you three watch over Valkyria while I'm gone? I don't want her to feel lonely and truth be told Ditzy, you're going to have to love her company."

" Oh thank you Graze! The Great and Powerful Trixie will ensure that Valkyria will love me as everypony else does!"

[ Yeah....I am pretty bucking sure about that ]

Ditzy rolled her eyes and flicked her tale," Must I?"

I walked out the doors with Light and kissed her on the cheek," Yes."

" WAIT! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!" Dark shouted.

" Hang out with Ice or something bro! This is going to be very boring, trust me."

I then quickly shutted the door before Dark followed," Light, teleport now!"

*BBZZZTTT PING*

Suddenly both Light and I left the school before Dark followed, why? Because we couldn't allow more than two ponies to know about this, it was already bad that Light knew.

Light and I were now in front of the mall with only one mission in mind.

" Time to get Ditzy's anniversary gift!"

Both Charge and Vine sat facing one another awaiting for one to speak.

Silent Charge sighed and began," Well, I thought you would have known but as you don't, it is best that I tell you the entire story."

" Excuse me sir," Vine interrupted," Who else did you tell this story too? You did mention telling this to another pony."

" Don't worry, think carefully and I'm sure you would find out."

Vine didn't know who it was at the moment but had faith in Mr. Charge's words and nodded," Please sir go on."

" Before enrolling as a teacher in this school, I lived in the EverFree Forest which somehow had this strange effect on me, unable to age or grow old."

Vine interrupted only curious of the teacher," But sir, how old exactly are you?"

" Approximately five hundred, I've lost count."

Vine placed a hoof over her mouth in shock that one of her very teachers lived half the cycle of Luna's banishment.

" I myself when I entered the forest, knew nothing of it but one thing you should know is that the EverFree forest was much more docile and calm than it is today. It was because of a certain race of ponies, your ancestors, the vine ponies."

Vine's eyes opened wide," The what? I thought there were only three types of ponies! Unicorn, Pegasi and Earth!"

" Yes those are types, there are also races of ponies. These controlled the forest with their special ability to tame and maintain the biotic and abiotic features, just as you do. Understand?"

She nodded her head.

Charge sighed and continued his story," Throughout the exploration of the forest, I was founded by them. They couldn't just leave me there so they taught me how to survive the harsh environments of the EverFree, which again wasn't that harsh at that moment. Day by day, month by month, throughout my teachings and life there, I met this one unicorn mare, Ivory. She and I, you can say fell in love but were never allowed to.... urhmm..."

" Have sex?"

" Mate more preferably but yes," Charge admitted awkwardly," It wasn't the way of their ponies. They were pure breed and did not want to be tainted by the world outside there own.... This was the beginning of their downfall."

" What do you mean ..... beginning of their downfall?" Vine asked hesitantly.

" The beginning of their extinction. Or so I thought as you are here and the only one I have seen in my entire lifetime after that moment."

" I-I don't believe you."

" It was expected but listen to my tale and you shall understand, please."

Mr. Charge would have never used the word 'please' but this was important for Vinetion to know and hopefully understand the ways and errors of her race.

" Because of my inability to age, I saw the love of my life grow old as I stayed young. I watched her control the land and buried becoming part of it."

" I am sorry to hear about your past love Mr. Charge, I truly am."

" It's fine but what I am about to tell you, please try your best to understand."

Vine nodded ready and horrified that Silent Charge had to warn her.

" Even after her death, I stayed with the group of Vine ponies that taught me how to live on this land but throughout my stay, more died from old age and less were born. In Equestria and as proof, we see it everyday, there is a very low colt to filly ratio but yet their race died out as they wanted to be pure breed and untouched by the other genes of other ponies. Do you understand?"

" I-I don't think I want to...."

" Vinetion Lutin, do you understand that it was because of their damned stubbornness that had driven them to their own extinction?" Charge had said a bit free willingly.

Vinetion had then taken that one to heart as she now stood up for her own kind," IT WAS NOT PURE STUBBORNNESS! THEY WERE A BUNCH OF PONIES THAT WANTED TO LIVE BY THEIR OWN FREEDOM!"

" AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT THEM! IT WAS PURE STUBBORNNESS THAT DREW THEM TO EXTINCTION! IT WAS PURE STUBBORNNESS THAT THEY COULDN'T RIGHT THE WRONG EVEN WHEN THEY KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING!"

"........" Vinetion had stayed quiet as Charge, vented out every correct emotion.

He slammed his hoof on the table and laid his head on the desk sobbing," I-It... it was pure stubbornness that forbid me to love. To love the only mare I would have given my eternity for! An eternity to miss one mare is torture, torture was it enough to see the ponies that raised me after my parents passed, to die as well! Wh-what good is tradition if there is no pony to follow it?"

".........." Vinetion answered nothing to the question.

" Your silence is answer enough. Nothing! And because of their damned tradition look where it has gotten us! One ALMOST extinct pony race with one last surviving member and a forest untamed!"

Vinetion stared at the floor understanding what was meant to have died long ago with her ancestors," ....And what do you expect me to do Mr. Charge?"

" .....Whatever you feel is right. It is your choice and as a student, one thing you must do, is learn. Not only academically but learn from our mistakes, no matter how bad it may have been... that is all I ask of you and the other students."

Such a simple task with so much meaning behind it, something which should have been understood five hundred years ago only now taking less than ten minutes for this lesson to be passed from teacher to student.

Vinetion took a stand on all four hooves from her once taken seat and headed towards the door firm, steady and stoic was her composure.

" Thank you Mr. Charge.... I think I am going to lie down for a bit."

Mr. Charge looked at the young filly understanding and appreciating how well she had taken this information," I am sorry about this but it needed to be done."

" Yes sir."

And with that she closed the door and made the way to her room.

Both Dark and Ice were trotting down the corridors talking, joking and laughing with one another.

" So dude, want some ice cream?" Ice offered with a sly smirk.

" Haha, sure bro! Watcha got?" Dark agreed.

" Well I got chocolate and vani-OOF!*"

Ice and Dark both ran into a solid object not looking where they were going.

" Hey watch it!" Dark said looking at the ground.

" Yeah! Watch where ya goi...." Ice stopped his sentence mid way as he gazed upon Vinetion unmoved and scarily calm," SORRY VINE! PLEASE DON'T.... Huh?"

Vinetion didn't care to reply to either pony as she continued her way back to the room heavy thoughts upon her mind.

" Something ain't right...." Ice said rubbing his chin with a hoof.

" Dude, Celestia gives small mercies so don't question them."

" You're probably right...."

Both Light and I had now made our way back to school from making the little shopping trip.

[ Sounds pretty gay ]

{ Shut up }

I happily skipped with a tiny bag holding Ditzy's perfect anniversary gift which gladly did not take us too long.

" Dude, you do know that one tiny gift for an anniversary ain't much right?" Light commented on my actions of today.

I stopped skipping mid air, landed firmly on the floor and directed my attention to him.

" Of course, I have one more thing planned for her, something better that she will not ever forget!"

I closed my eyes and happily continued my skipping knowing that it was a straight corridor for at least a few minutes.

Suddenly, my path was obstructed as I had hit a solid object releasing the tiny parcel from my mouth as it opened upon contact with the floor. I quickly opened my eyes to see what I had run into.... Vine.

" Celestia damn it, how many times are ponies going to... Hmm? What is this?" Vinetion looked closely at the floor seeing a small sparkling pair of earrings.

Vines emerged from the surface picking up the pair of jewelry for closer inspection," Oh thank you Graze! Jewelry is a bit much when a mare is feeling down but thank you!"

Both Light's and my own mouth hung opened wide at just what had happened.

[ DaBuq just happened?]

< She just took Ditzy's gift!>

Time for me to explain!

" Vine?"

" Uh-huh?" She said smiling at me with the new earrings.

" Those earrings...."

"Yes they are beautiful, thank you so much!"

[ Wow... Seriously? Are you bucking kidding me?]

< Try a different approach, she did mention something about feeling down >

" Nevermind, why are you sad?" I questioned not only wanting the earrings back but as she was my friend.

She raised an eyebrow at Light and then looked back to me," I really am sorry Light but I can only speak to Graze about this."

I looked at Light giving him an expression to agree to her little deal.

" Okay no problem, good luck Graze, see ya later!" Light said his good byes waving a hoof off.

" Good luck?" Vine repeated in confusion.

" Don't worry, I will explain to you later, so what did you want to tell me?"

" I cannot tell you here, I made a promise to someone, can we do this in private?"

[ Damn dude, she is going to rape you ]

{ SHUT UP!}

I nodded agreeing to her terms and conditions.

< Honestly, no one ever reads those >

A few minutes of trotting we finally arrived at Vine's room. Sort of plain and simple, with a few plants here and there, Lily napping in a corner, a coffee mug on the counter and a portrait of her family.

I made my way closer to the family portrait as I wanted to inspect it closely.

" GRAZE! STOP! DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Shouted Vine.

Okay maybe a bit too close.

I suddenly backed away from the portrait," What's wrong?! What did I do?"

" Just... don't touch it. It is very special to me and one of the few things I have left of my family."

I nodded completely understanding of how important it was to her and followed another of Vine's rules respecting her family.

Vinetion suddenly looked a bit saddened remembering her little chat with Silent Charge.

" Vine.. What's wrong?" I asked out of concern and curiosity.

She took a seat on the edge of her bed planting her face within her hooves," Why Graze?... Why?"

" Why what?" I then took a seat beside her on the bed.

From her hooves she did not want to show herself crying so she quickly moved from them folding her forelegs resting them upon where I sat and sobbed.

" WHY DIDN'T SOMEPONY TELL ME IF THEY KNEW!? WHY AM I THE LAST OF MY KIND!? WHY DOES CHARGE HAVE TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF MY PONIES?! WHY! WHY! WHY ME?!"

For the Moment

I sighed and rested a hoof on her, only trying to comfort such a strong mare in her time of weakness, we were all there at one point and needed someone to cry to.

" Vine... Why I didn't tell you?" I repeated her question.

She then raised her head from her crying spot as I began to hopefully answer each question correctly.

" Because I too kept that promise from Mr. Charge, I am sorry, I hope you can forgive me. Whoever it may be, a pony's trust is valued the same as another."

" If it was you, I would have protected your secret with my life and I shall."

Her eyes gleamed with more tears as I continued.

" Why you are the last of your kind? I do not know the answer.... But I am pretty sure you do. You are just trying to find a better reason."

She cried more but yet understood from where I was coming from as I continued.

" You are the last of your kind because you were blessed with the gifts of your ancestors and Celestia has placed that upon you. It might be a burden but she knows that you will do different from them and I know so too. Also, don't think that Charge suffered because of the vine ponies, he suffers from heartache."

She still wept softly in her folded hooves not wanting to reveal her tears.

" Vine look at me...." I said to her calmly as she did watching with eyes slightly red and tears.

"Why you? Because Celestia knows that you are strong and able to deal with it, but even the strongest... We cry from being too strong, we are only ponies and it is expected to show emotion. "

She wiped her tears with her hooves, sniffled a bit and rushed into a hug which I accepted.

" Thank you Graze...."

" It's what friends do. Never a problem but I have to go now, it is getting late and have a pretty important date."

I then headed towards the door.

< Nice work man>

[ WAIT THE EARRINGS?!]

Before I exited the door I looked back at Vine," Oh yeah and I hope you like the earrings."

{ She needs it more than Ditzy}

" Thanks Graze."

And with that, I quietly closed the door.

Alone, Vine stared at the portrait of her parents and had an idea.

[ From here on, think of it as an episode like thing, showing many scenes at once. ]

Song with lyrics, listen to again, mainly for Luna, Cross and Chaser.

" Cloud, I am going to tell Cross," Luna informed Chaser.

" I think you should too... It would be unfair to lead somepony on like that, but at least let me come with you."

Luna nodded agreeably and instantly teleported both to the front door of Cross' office.

I rushed to my dorm as quickly as possible and knocked on the door rapidly.

It suddenly opened with Ditzy at the front," GRAZE! WHAT'S WRONG?!"

" Can you come with me, I have something to show you."

She nodded and quietly closed the door following me as I rushed down the halls with her.

Vinetion at that point had taken out a quill, ink and a scroll and began to write:

Dear Mother & Father,

I write this letter to you as to inform you that my life at the school has been going marvelously well. While I miss the two of you horribly so, and would do anything to come visit you once in a while my recent studies and work schedule has not allowed as such. I have made many friends and even have a mare-friend now. Yes father, I know you always disapproved of this choice of mine but, she is very kind if hard-headed at times and we love each other very much.

Through Chaser's POV.

Cross at this point had seen both Luna and Chaser. Negative expressions of regret, pity and sorrow displayed on each face.

Luna made the first step into the office as Chaser did only to be stopped in his path as Luna held a hoof out slowly shaking her head telling him that it needed to be done alone.

He couldn't do anything but agree and watch as she made her way.

Cross made his way as Luna entered the door for an embrace which she willingly accepted. From that point, Luna had closed the door shut only allowing Chaser to see through the glassed door not able to hear a sound.

" Graze? Why are we outside the music room?"

" Don't worry about that, just close your eyes and enter."

Mother I would like to inform you that while I was here I did lose a my familiar Rosebud do to an incident with an over-zealous student. While I'll always miss each and every one of my familiar gone and past the new familiar, I managed to summon was a dragon-ling! Can you believe it? I managed to make a dragon! That just goes to prove how much of an advancement I made at this school. On to other happenings at this school, the rumors of this school having odd teachers were actually true but not so much in a bad way. For one thing there's this art teacher who acts like one of the students and taunts the other teachers. (Even though I don't think he'll being that for awhile) He seems to have a somewhat troubled past from the way he acts on certain subjects like talking about his mother.

Cross had taken a seat as he was in shock from what Luna had told him. He then glared right at the door at Chaser with hate in his eyes.

Luna redirected his attention to her as she continued telling him of previous activities and her choice. Obviously, he did not react smoothly to it as through the eyes of Chaser, Cross' temper rose and pointed a hoof at the stallion behind the door.

Luna tried and was successful at calming him down as she continued. She shook her head probably saying that they couldn't be together but quickly nodded at how they could have still been friends.

Tears gleamed from Cross' eyes as Luna pulled him into a hug.

Chaser through the other side of the door smiled knowing that they could have still been friends.

I pushed Ditzy with my head directing her into the middle of the room.

" Okay, open those beautiful eyes."

Ditzy then gazed at the empty room only seeing four mares, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Lyra and Bon Bon on the top stage with their instruments.

Ditzy then looked at me as I held a hoof out.

" May I have this dance?"

Her eyes released one tear holding out another hoof with my own.

........One of the teachers by the name of Mr. Charge is an interesting figure. He has lived a life spanning many generations and has seen trouble more than his share. I had always felt a certain akin to him and recently have found out why. This brings me to the depressing part of the letter unfortunately. Mr. Charge during his life had only one love named Ivory. Ivory was of a race of forest ponies that lived in the Everfree forest before it was tainted. They had a special connection to the nature god they named Gaia. Due to their stubbornness of keeping a "pureblood" race they eventually died off due to unbalanced gender ratios. Mr. Charge has revealed to me of late that I am the last of these ponies. While you have some of their abilities mother there were only traits passed down the line to me whom acquired them in full.

" I am sorry Cross."

I write this letter to you with a heavy heart and a head filled with knowledge forbidden knowing now that the stubbornness of ones choice can have effects lasting generations even millennium. I wish you good tidings and joyful evenings now and forever.

~Your daughter, Vinetion Lutin~

" Happy Anniversary Bright Eyes."

"...... Gone but never forgotten, Ivory."

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Clothes Off? NO!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

It was now the morning after the mentally tiring events of yesterday and the usual group of pony friends sat around a cafeteria table enjoying such morning with one another.

" Well today is sort of boring," CrackShot said breaking the silence of the group.

" Dude, it's only morning just chill," Ice commented.

" UGHHHHHHH IT'S SO BORING!!" Dark moaned pulling his face with black hooves.

" Uhmm guys, the place is kinda quiet? Is a certain pony missing?" SeaBreeze now had realized looking around.

Everypony looked at each other and as confused as they were, they never even took notice that they were one member short.

" Don't tell me, Graze isn't here, is he?" CrackShot bemusingly commented to the whole group. Good job CrackShot you win nothing.

"Well it is a Saturday and he usually sleeps in," Vine answered," I don't think we should disturb him."

Vinetion then looked at Legit who was strangely quiet.

" Legit, you alright? You seem kind of quiet ever since we hit the Graze topic."

" Yeah yeah, I'm fine but.... Have you guys ever wondered why Graze wears clothes so much? I mean look at us! None of us wear clothes!" Legit then looked at Vine.

" Shut up or I will shove the largest cactus up your ass. Extremely slowly."

The entire group took heed to her warning and continued on the topic.

" Well he says he hides his two cutiemarks but no pony really cares about that anymore," SeaBreeze explained.

Light then came up with the group's activity for the day.

" Wow, I just had the greatest idea ever! Whoever can get to see Graze full fleshed and I mean no clothes, wins!"

Dark's eyebrows raised in interest," And winner gets?"

CrackShot then placed twenty bits on the table. Everyone soon followed the idea and placed out money on the table, a total of one hundred bits among the seven friends.

" I suddenly feel like disturbing Graze, you're on!" Vine said placing ten more bits.

" Challenge Accepted!" Light placed another ten.

Okay, one hundred and twenty bits to see me naked.......I really should start a business or something.

Legit then walked by the window of the cafeteria," Well looks like we have a full twelve hou-- Where did everyone go?"

Legit looked around as everypony had left ready for the competition. TO DITZY'S ROOM!

The group of six ponies....

" YOU SICK BASTARDS ACTUALLY LEFT ME THERE?!" Legit shouted down the halls as he galloped.

Vine quickly stomped her hoof sending a vine wrapping around Legit's mouth as it dragged him on the floor," SHH! Graze could be sleeping!" She whispered with force.

Okay, the group of seven ponies were now at the doorstep of Ditzy's room.

" So, who is going to have the honors to fail first?" Dark offered a hoof at the door.

'' Hmph! I'm a unicorn, so teleport in, see Graze and teleport out... Easiest one twenty bits of my life! Well unless if someone is willing to team up? One hundred twenty is an awful lot, Breeze?"

Breeze nodded accepting his offer and walked to the side of Shot," Sure! I won't mind, hell, sixty is still alot."

"That settles it, SeaBreeze and I are gonna win, wish us luck!"

" Buck you bro," Ice said as Dark smiled from ear to ear. Everypony in the room expressed bemused and disbelief expressions at them.

" What? It's bad luck to wish them good luck!" Dark said now believing that superstition.

" Seems Legit! Fuck you man!" Legit cunningly said.

" Break a hoof!" Light added.

Vine then thought for a moment and it did sort of some sensible," I hope you both suffer .... a lot."

" Yeah, fuck all of you, you guys are going to be laughing once I get the one hundred plus bits."

And with that CrackShot and Breeze teleported to the other side of the door.

" ......Did anypony actually mean for their good luck?" Light curiously asked.

" Nah, are you mad? I want that money too ya know!" Dark exclaimed.

" What about you Vine? We all know I didn't mean it." Ice admitted.

" I actually meant for the worst to happen.... He obviously forgot Graze has an overprotective dragon."

".............." Silence was now a member of the group of ponies.

" Well they're fucked," Light said kicking out Silence from their group.

-------------------------------------- In Graze's Room -------------------------------------------

" Okay Breeze, if I am correct, Ditzy's room should be through that door," Shot said pointing to the only door in the living room / kitchen.

" How do you know it's not that door?" Breeze now pointed a hoof to the door behind them.

" Because that is our way out, if anything happens."

" Like wha--Eep! Dude is that Valkyria?! SINCE WHEN DID GRA--"

CrackShot placed a hoof over SeaBreeze's mouth," Shh! It's asleep, if you wake it up, buhbye one hundred twenty, you got that?!"

Breeze nodded his head.

" Good. Now, Ditzy is out doing her mail delivery, this should be easy for us, keep a guard by the door and make sure to warn me if she enters, got that?"

" Sounds simple enough... You got it!"

CrackShot nodded his head and begun his tip hoofing silently into my room quietly opening the door.

Upon entering he saw one pony sleeping the opposite direction of the bed with his head hanging off the edge, mouth opened wide with a slight drop of drool as a blanket covered the entire body.

" Wow Graze, how charming..... Now let's see what you got under those covers..... This is so gay but one hundred and twenty bits is worth it."

CrackShot moved towards the bedside and slowly pulled off the sheets which had covered my body.

Each movement had to be done with expertise and focus, CrackShot's exact expression was pure focus.

" Ah fuck it." He then pulled off the blanket quickly as if it were a band aid, only wanting to get over it.

ಠ_ಠ

CrackShot had an expression of disbelief as he saw me clothed with a blue pajamas printed with muffins all around it.

" Yeah.... I am not going to unbutton you... My pride won't allow me."

---------------------------------------------Outside the Dorm-------------------------------------------

" Vine, I have the perfect idea!" Ice said as she raised an eye brow in interest.

" I'm listening....."

She then bent down to hear Ice's small plan which soon planted a devious grin on her face.

Vinetion walked towards the door and cleared her throat.

-------------------------------------- SeaBreeze--------------------------------------------------

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

" GRAZE I'M HOME!" Vine knocked on the door with intensity as she tried her best to sound like Ditzy.

" CRACKSHOT! WE HAVE TO GO!" SeaBreeze then turned around heading for the exit only to be obstructed by the one and only dragon, Valkyria.

" SEE YA LATER BREEZE!"

CrackShot on the other hoof through the other side of the door had already teleported out of the room not wanting to get caught in the acts of break and entering.

" Oh...Urhm... Hi Valkyria.... How are you?" Breeze tried his best not to sound scared.

The dragon snorted through her nose sending out black smoke and pounced back in battle stance.

" Don't move SeaBreeze, dragons can sense fear and movement.... Just don't move" He thought to himself.

The stare down between dragon and pony was intense but not long lasting. Breeze's anxiety to just run and flee also with the amount of fear of facing a dragon, he was sweating like a dog.

One troll drop of sweat rolled down his snout and simply dove from the highest point at which it was, to the ground.

*Plit*

And at that sound, Valkyria rushed Breeze on all four hooves as he galloped on all four hooves trying to escape.

He then made a quick turn for the door and tried to undo the lock, yet it was so much more difficult than that... We had hooves. His frivolous attempts to open the door were useless.

"C'MON PLEASE! FOR THE SAKE OF CELESTIA OPEN! OPEN! PLEASE!" He was now pulling on the knob not even trying to twist it anymore but with one quick thought, he opened his mouth and bit the door knob twisting it and opened the door.

*Thud*

SeaBreeze landed on his back meeting the six other ponies outside including CrackShot who had left him behind.

Vine smiled a devious one looking at the grounded pegasi and then CrackShot," So, did you see anything?"

Breeze and CrackShot both shook their heads sadly.

" Good bye money, I will miss you," CrackShot said.

My eyes slowly opened now awakening and adjusting to Celestia's sunlight. I slowly got off my bed and stretched my back and wings as a few bones cracked and popped giving me the sense of relief I had needed from a stiff body from night's sleep.

I yawned scratching my back with a hoof and began my journey to the kitchen.

[ Wow, we had the weirdest dream... I mean, it was a bit sexual but weird.... ]

< Yeah, what exactly was CrackShot going to do? He just left us in that dream...nightmare >

{ Guys, just stop it because I don't know and I don't want to know where that would have gone }

At least I thought it was a dream.

As soon as I opened the door to the living room/ kitchen, I was greeted by a certain dragon, my favorite dragon Valkyria.

" Hey there Kyri! How are ya?" I said scratching the dragon's head which then coo'd lovingly wagging her tail.

I scanned the surroundings and realized that a small hurricane had hit Ditzy's living room!

" Valkyria! What happened here?!" She pointed to herself and shook her head and then pointed towards the door.

" Outside? Alright, if you say so...."

" OH SHIT! GRAZE IS COMING! EVERYPONY SCATTER!" Light said teleporting off with Legit as did CrackShot with Breeze.

Dark made a run to the left side of the corridor while Ice made an escape to the right.

" WAIT WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU GUYS LEAVE ME HERE?!" Vine shouted at supposedly what would have been the other ponies.

I opened the door seeing none other than Vine standing looking confused as ever," Urhmm... Vine, you okay there?"

' Oh Buck! Wait... This probably isn't so bad! Maybe I can win this bet, I am a mare after all and have the advantage'

" Actually Graze, I was wondering..... What do you hide under your clothes exactly?"

My eyebrow raised in curiosity as I looked at Vine, trying to think of what caused this mare to ask such a thing.

[ Dude, she wants the dick ]

{ SHUT UP!}

< Doesn't she have a thing for Rainbow Dash? >

" Well that was a very subtle way to ask to see me naked," I joked around with her.

Her face flushed a bright red through her wooden green coat," NO! NO! That's not it, I mean you're the only pony among the students that is fully clothed."

" Vine, wasn't earrings enough? And also, I don't have time for this, I need a bath to get ready before Ditzy comes so I can take her to the spa for her other anniversary gift."

I then closed the door and trotted off to the bathroom.

Vine on the other hoof had plans as she sneaked a vine by the door so that it was not allowed to close properly.

" Sorry Graze, but I am winning that one hundred and twenty."

Vine then entered the room and saw Valkyria who was a bit more friendly to the plant like pony.

" Hey Valkyria? Can you do me a favor and distract Graze?"

Valkyria nodded .

" Thank you and don't worry I will bring Lily across one day for you."

Valkyria swished her tail in joy as Vinetion made her way and opened a closet seeing a wardrobe of clothes exactly the same not one thing different from another or out of place.

" Seriously Graze? If you are going to wear clothes at least make it different, not the same bucking thing everyday! .... Oh wait...No, he has a muffin pajamas."

[ Black and White, Black and White Everywhere!]

Vinetion then hid in the closet and awaited for me to come out.

---------------------------------------- Meanwhile ------------------------------------------------

I closed me eyes as I took a shower rubbing my hooves through my red and white mane, shampooing and conditioning it.

" Ahhhh, Girl look at that body, Ahhhh, Girl look at that body, Ahhhh, Girl look at that body, I-I workout! When I trot in the club, this is what I see, everypony stops and staring at me, I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show......I'm sexy and I know it."

Suddenly I heard the bathroom door open but unaware of who it was, I thought it was Ditzy.

" Hey Ditzy! Come for a quick shower, I know you must be tired from delivering mail."

I heard the shower curtains pull and a body enter, I felt a slight graze on my hind leg," Hold on a sec Ditzy, let me just wash out this shampoo."

After washing the shampoo and conditioner out of my mane, I looked at where Ditzy should have been. Confused as I was, I then looked down.

" NO VALKYRIA! BAD! NO DRAGONS IN THE SHOWER!"

Her eyes gleamed with a few tears as she puppy dog pouted.

[ Dude, apologize, even for me that was mean]

< Yeah, c'mon! It's still a female and she is still a bit young!>

I sighed and turned off the shower motioning Valkyria to follow," C'mon Kyri, Let's get you dried up."

I picked up three towels, one for around my waist, one wrapped around my mane and one for Valkyria in my mouth heading towards the door.

Vinetion in the closet saw the door open and awaited her moment,' EASIEST 120 BITS EVER!' She thought to herself.

Vinetion shocked as she saw me walk out with towels wrapped around my body and as a wet Valkyria followed behind a bit sadly,' Are you bucking kidding me? Ponies would just shake their coat! But no! Graze has to use towels?!'

D'aww moment begins here

I wiped the rest of my mane roughly and allowed it to fall in it's usual position. I then sat on the edge of the bed looking at Valkyria who was still on the ground a bit saddened that I had shouted at her.

I tapped a hoof on my lap calling the dragon as it slowly crawled up on the bed. Kyria did not want to make eye contact afraid that I would punish her but in the matter of fact it was quite opposite.

" Kyria... What am I going to do with you?" I chuckled placing a towel on her body and playfully wiped the water off.

After the playful rubbing down with the towel the dragon actually chuckled as she shook her head spraying water everywhere else.

" Hahahah! C'mon I just dried off!" I too laughed with the dragon but then she looked at me opening her eyes wide staring into mine.

" *Sigh* I can never be mad at you," I playfully scratched her head which then she laid on my legs where I had sat upon.

* RINNNNNGGGGG* My analogue clock rang off.

" Oh buck! It's almost time! I have to change before Ditzy comes!" I then took the towel off my head.

' Yes! This is the moment, I've been waiting for! One hundred twenty bits here I come! I can finally buy more coffee *squee*' Vine thought to herself.

And then I took the towel off my waist revealing a pair of boxers.

'WHAT?! ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME?! HE WEARS BOXERS TOO?! GRAZE I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR MAKING ME MISS OUT ON COFFEE!' But throughout her thoughts Vine's mouth was just open wide in disbelief.

I then trotted towards the closet opening it while looking at Valkyria," Now, you be a good dragon while Ditzy and I are gone ya hear?"

My hoof randomly went around the inside of the closet as I tried to obtain my usual choice of clothes as I looked away at Kyria.

Vinetion quickly handed the hoof one of the hung clothes not wanting to risk being founded out.

" Ah-ha! Gotcha!" I said grabbing the clothes, putting them on and heading out the door," Remember Valkyria, be a good dragon and I will bring you some gems later."

The feminine dragon quickly laid down on the bed showing her master that she would have done such.

Meanwhile in the closet, Vinetion waited for the path to clear. She heard the door click and was finally allowed to speak freely.'' Hmmm I guess I should wait ten minutes just to make sure I don't get caught.... What's there to do in a closet?''

The wooden coated pony then looked all around seeing a well closed box entitled ' GRAZE'S STUFF DO NOT TOUCH'

" Ha! Yeah right," Vinetion then opened the top of the box revealing thee largest pile of magazines,' PlayColt' and 'XXX Mares'.

" Damn Graze, why do you have so much porn?"

She began flipping through the magazines, each and everyone.

" I guess I could tell the others about the spa trip.....later."

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Clothes Off? STILL NO!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Short Chapter as the one tomorrow will have a different view no longer being 'NO!' or 'STILL NO!'

A wooden coated pony trotted down the halls of the school with a enclosed box on her back as she happily hummed herself a tune.

" Wait a second! Vine! Don't tell me you won?!" Dark said meeting her halfway down the hall.

" Damn! We lost the bet haven't we!" Ice exclaimed.

" Nope! I have something better than your crappy one hundred twenty!" Vine boasted.

" Well what is it?" Both of them said in unison.

" *Squee* Graze's porn collection," Vinetion said a bit too happy then looked at the ice and dark ponies infront of her," New rule, don't touch my porn."

" Celestia damn it! You and your rules! You can't enjoy all of that to yourself!" Dark argued.

" Oh yeah? I would say watch me but I am not one of the mares on these magazines."

" Fine! But do you at least know where Graze is? The bet is still on," Ice questioned.

A certain janitor then trotted by over hearing the conversation," What bet?"

" Oh hey Omnius! Well, ya see, the bet is who can get to see Graze fully fleshed, that colt never takes off his clothes and so far, no pony has had any luck!" Ice explained.

" Pony who wins gets a nice 120 bits," Dark added.

Omnius then reached into his pocket and pulled out twenty more bits," Add me in, I could really use the extra bits."

" ....Now I'm regretting taking Graze's porn collection..." Vine thought to herself.

" Well hope you enjoy seeing one naked colt while I am going to be a little busy, see ya!" Vine said trotting down the halls.

" WAIT! WHERE IS GRAZE?!" Dark shouted.

" THE SPA WITH DITZY! IF YA CAN'T GET HIM THERE, YOU JUST SUCK!" Vine shouted back down the halls.

" Well Dark, looks like we are going to the spa," Ice said galloping off.

" See ya Omnius! Everypony only gets one chance! Bye!" Dark said following Ice.

Omnius waved his hoof back and forth to the duo of ponies.

" I gotta tell Chaser about this....." Omnius said heading off to the teachers lounge.

-------------------------------------------At the Spa---------------------------------------------

I allowed my nose to drop under the warm water of the hot tub while my hair floated above the surface enjoying the relaxing spa day with Ditzy. Who said she was the only one going to enjoy this? A small stream of bubbles surfaced as I breathed out obviously enjoying myself a bit too much.

[ As gay as this is, I could get used to it ]

< Sounds like somepony's gonna enjoy prison>

[ Too relaxed to give a fuck ]

< Yeah we really should come here more often >

" How are you enjoying your little spa day Bright Eyes?" I asked watching Ditzy as she too enjoyed herself in the relaxing waters of the tub, her mane braided and her eyes with cucumbers atop them.

" Thank you so much Muffin, this is so relaxing!"

" Not a problem, it is your anniversary though."

[ Hey Joy, I can't shake the feeling that we are being watched ]

< Yeah it's because we are>

My eyes opened as I pulled my wet mane off of my eyes and took a glance around my surroundings," Oh Buck, what are these two doing here?"

What I had seen were two ponies Ice and Dark together at the spa... Something was definitely up.

I got out of the tub placing a spa robe around myself and trotted towards them," What are you two doing here?"

" What? Two colts can't enjoy a spa day?" Ice lied.

' Oh buck! Why are you wearing that stupid robe!'

" Yeah, sounds pretty gay..." I replied.

' Why does Graze always have clothes on! Celestia damn it!'

" But you're doing it!" Dark commented.

" I'm here with Ditzy and you are two colts, add two plus two man."

" Four?"

" No, gay..... Anyways, you guys interrupt this and I am going to use freeze your ass," I said looking at Ice," And electrocute yours!" I said looking at Dark.

" Ha! You can't do that!" Dark laughed.

" Bucking test me, please I beg of you," I begged of them to test my patience as I walked back to Ditzy who was now in the sauna.

As I opened the door a wide stream of steam and vapor diffused into the room making it at least twenty percent warmer in under ten seconds flat.

I then took of my robe and exited allowing the steam to cover my path as I closed the door behind me.

Dark then looked at Ice," Dude this is our only chance! If we can't see him there, we lose the bet!"

" I know! I know!" Ice said moving towards the sauna room and opened the door.

" Graze! Ya in here buddy?!" Dark and Ice shouted.

" I'm right here!" I said somewhere deep in the steam.

" Are you wearing any clothes?!" Dark shouted.

" Are you bucking stupid?! Who wears clothes in a sauna!" I replied shouting back at them.

I then saw two shadowy figures approach from the steam.

' Oh shit, I can't see any of Graze through this!' Dark said to Ice whispering.

' Just wait for it too clear up,' Ice replied.

" What is up with all of you ponies today? Seriously, can't I just relax?" I said questioning the both of them.

" Sorry man but urhmm....Uhmmm..." Ice was now lost in words as the steam cleared up, more and more of my body beginning to show.

" MORE STEAM PLEASE!" Ditzy requested as a spa pony poured more water into the heated rocks evaporating into steam blocking everypony's sight.

" OH BUCK! C'MON!" Dark shouted angered at what had happened.

" Celestia damn... Woah! Where are you taking us?!" Ice shouted as I dragged both Dark and Ice by their manes outside from the steam.

[ I have had enough of this bullshit!]

' Yes! He is literally handing us the one hundred twenty!' Dark thought to himself a bit too happy.

I stopped in my tracks by the water baths of the spa and brought the two ponies to face me. Something was weird about them though, their face was in disbelief and shock," What the buck is wrong with the two of you? Can't you see I am enjoying my day with Ditzy?"

" YOU TOLD US YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANY CLOTHES!" Ice shouted a bit angered as he misinterpreted my statement.

" A BUCKING TOWEL IS NOT CLOTHING YOU ASS! AND WHAT IS UP WHAT THE TWO OF YOU ACTING SO BUCKING IMMATURE ! YOU HAVE ALREADY RUINED THIS DAY FOR DITZY! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES!?"

Dark looked down ashamed of what he had done but quickly came up with an idea as he saw a rack of towels," Urhmmmmm Towel Whip?" He said galloping across to the towels twisting it and snapping it out at me causing a bit of stinging sensation.

*WHIP*

" Ouch! Dude, what was that for?"

Ice then followed what he was doing which was to try to make me take off my towel to play such game.

*WHIP*

" Seriously guys! Stop that!"

*WHIP*

[ FUCK THIS SHIT! I AM KICKING THEIR ASSES ]

I then turned around on my hindlegs and bucked both of them into the tub of water having both strange effects of them.

Ice was floating in a small ice cube as he had frozen himself due to his unnatural ability as Dark Lightning tried to swim out of the water being shocked every few times.

" Knew that would work and you can't say I fucking warned you," I said trotting off with my towel still intact.

" C'mon Ditzy! It's time to head back to the school!"

" Coming just now muffin! Let me just get my stuff ready!" Ditzy said from across the spa packing her stuff. Once finished, she then moved to my location yet while taking notice of the massive ice cube holding a blue pony and as another tried to get out of the water powering through small surges of being electrocuted.

" Yeah, forget about them, let's just head home," I said carrying Ditzy outside the spa.

----------------------------------------Teacher's Lounge --------------------------------------------

"....So the students are having a little bet huh?" Mr. Charge repeated.

" Yup! Whoever gets to see Graze fully striped of clothes gets one hundred and forty bits!" Omnius said.

" Make it one hundred sixty," Chaser said putting in twenty bits.

" One hundred eighty, I'm in," Cross said wanting to win," I could really use those bits."

They all then looked at Mr. Charge.

".....Two hundred. May the best pony win," Charge added in.

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Clothes Off?! ....Maybe....

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Omnius and Chaser walked down the halls speaking to one another about the bet as they had teamed up for this.

" Chaser, what exactly do you need one hundred bits for?" Omnius asked curiously.

Chaser thought for a while putting a hoof to his chin," Honestly, I need to get my room sound proofed."

"Urhmm...Why would a pony like you want something like that?"

Chaser chuckled at a certain thought," Well, remember a few days ago when everypony throughout the entire school woke up?"

" Urhm yeah..... What about it?"

"Wellllllllll......."

---------------------------------------FlashBack!-------------------------------------------------

Luna laid down on a bed relaxing her body from an entire day's of work...Or so she thought.

" Chaser, are you sure we aren't moving a bit too fast?"

" Wasn't this your idea?" Chaser chuckled at the mare," Hahaha, I'm just kidding but you and I are both adults so we could have some fun time."

" If you say so Cloud.

~ A few moments later ~

" OH DEAR CELESTIA!! I'M GOING TOO! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Luna screamed to the top of her lungs in the Royal Canterlot Voice echoing throughout the entire school.

At that point of time, the entire school including me had woken up.

" WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT?!" I shouted in shock.

< That my friend, is the Royal Canterlot Orgasm >

[ That was thee Traditional Royal Canterlot Orgasm! It is tradition to scream like a Dovahkiin and TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN FUCKING THEIR SUBJECTS! ] Kill suddenly shouted mimicking the volume of what was just heard.

".........Did you just scream your sisters name?" Chaser questioned her.

*Squee* Luna blushed.

-----------------------------------------End Of FlashBack -----------------------------------------------

" WAIT! THAT WAS YOU AND LUNA?!" Omnius shouted in surprise.

" Yes! Now Shh, please.... I've been getting hate mail from Celestia ever since that day!" Chaser then pulled out a letter which he somehow kept within the depths of his jacket pockets which read:

Dear Cloud Chaser,

So, I heard you like the moon, I have a fantastic spot for you there....

Ruler of Equestria and hopefully not sister-in-law,

Princess Celestia.

P.S - Are you a mmmmmmmmbeeyetch that likes bananas?

" Yeah you are royally screwed.......Both ways! Hahahaha!" Omnius laughed at his own joke only getting a chuckle from Chaser.

" Hahahaha, okay man let's just get the two hundred bits first alright? You get Graze while I set up the art room."

" No problemo! Be right back in a giffy!" Omnius said dashing off as Chaser walked to his classroom.

Ditzy and I were now both back in the school from our somewhat relaxing day at the spa.... If it weren't for two ponies of course.

[ Killed My Joy ]

< Tell me about it >

We were so close to our apartment, I couldn't wait to relax or something without somepony bothering me.

"Hey Ditzy, you don't find some ponies are acting strange today?"

" Like how?" She simply questioned.

" I'm not sure but this morning Vinetion was asking me about why I wore clothes and then out of Celestia no where! Dark and Ice show up questioning me if I wore clothes in the sauna!"

" Hehe, maybe I am not the only one who wants to see," Ditzy flirted coming closer to me," You know.... Since you've been such a good pony and it is our anniversary, we can--"

" GRAZE!! CLOUD CHASER NEEDS YOU!" I heard a voice shout down from the halls.

[ OH FUCK! AND WE WERE JUST IN THE MOMENT!]

" OH MY BUCK! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" I said a bit pissed off as the pony known as Omnius had ruined the moment.

Omnius then stopped looking at both me and Ditzy," He says it's something important and that you'd like it!"

I then stared at Ditzy with a saddened expression knowing that I was so close to getting ..... some goods.

She waved a hoof telling me not to worry," Well while you're gone, I guess I can do some work in the mail room." She then walked by me and whispered," See you tonight," as she walked by brushing her tail against my face.

< HUZZAH! >

The biggest smile on my face disappeared as I paid attention to Omnius," What now?"

" NO TIME! FOLLOW ME!" He said galloping down the halls as I chased in hot pursuit.

After a few minutes of galloping, we were now at the front of the art classroom where Chaser had waited.

" Hey Graze, glad you can make it, let's go inside so we can chat a little," He said walking into the class," Oh and thanks Omnius."

I nodded and followed him into the room where a sketch pad standing up and a pedestal in the middle of the class stood .

" Urhm, what's all this for?" I questioned him about the set up.

" Honestly Graze, I find you a perfect specimen for self portraits."

" Uhmm, do I have to?"

" Well, mares dig this sort of thing, come check this out," he said walking into another room as I followed.

* Tack *

My jaw had dropped as Chaser flipped a switch revealing loads and dozens of portraits of himself.

[ And I thought I had a lot of porn ]

" Honestly, for this many, some may find it weird but Luna, she digs it..... Maybe Ditzy would like your own!"

" Oh, okay, let's give it a try then!" I replied walking into the classroom and standing on the pedestal.

Chaser looked a bit confused at what I was doing," Dude, why are your clothes on?"

" Wait what?!" I said a bit surprised.

" These are portraits for mares, no pony wears clothes.... Take them off," Chaser said a bit impatiently behind his sketchpad.

" Oh right right! Sorry!" I then slowly unbuttoned my striped black and white vest. Extremely slowly just for the sexual tease, that's just how I am.

" Today Please!" Chaser said a bit more impatiently.

" DUDE! You wear a jacket so this takes time with all the buttons and vests and all that other crap!"

" Ugh fine! Let me help you!" Chaser said getting up from his seat walking towards me.

He then tugged at the very material of my clothes a bit roughly," DUDE! YOU ARE STRETCHING THE MATERIAL! STOP!"

" Wait! UGH! WHY IS IT SO TIGHT!"

" OUCH! STOP! IT'S ACTUALLY HURTING!" I shouted as Cloud was now pulling at it.

" WELL IF YOU WON'T SQUIRM AROUND SO MUCH! LET ME DO IT!"

" NO! IT'S MINE AND I SHALL DO WHAT I WANT! "

" UGH! WHY IS IT SO TIGHT!" Cross had heard from a certain room as he trotted down the halls.

" Wait... What?!" He asked himself.

" OUCH! STOP! IT'S ACTUALLY HURTING!"

Cross trotted to the source of the noise and said to himself," Wow... I have to see what is going.... OH BUCK! CHASER IS GOING TO WIN!"

He then saw the whole scene take place as Chaser attempted to take off my clothes....Yeah, sounds sexual doesn't it.

He then opened the door to the room and shouted," CHASER! LET HIM GO! THAT IS NO WAY FOR A TEACHER TO ACT WITH A STUDENT!"

' Heh, you're never going to win that 200 bits now Chaser,' Cross thought to himself.

" Graze come let's go, I think some pony needs time for himself," Cross said as I walked across to him moving from Chaser," By the way, it's time for your check up, I've checked your records and you haven't had one for two years."

I silently nodded as I followed Cross out of the classroom," Probably next time Chaser, see ya!" I then shut the door not before hearing a....

" WHAT THE FU--"

*SLAM*

Both Cross and I were in his office as he read my stats and health conditions etcetera, etcetera.

" Hmmm... Everything looks alright with you Graze.."

" YES!" I pumped my hoof in victory.

" But we can't be too sure, so take your clothes off and we can get started on a few test."

I nodded obeying doctors orders and took off my white vest and shirt which was an easier task than just a few moments ago.

" Hmmmmm, alright, that will do for now," Cross said taking out a pair of stethoscopes from a drawer.

He placed the two buds in his ears and the cold metal piece by my chest.

[ OH BUCK! THAT IS COLD!]

< SWEET CELESTIA! WHERE DOES HE KEEP THAT THING?! MARETARTICA?>

I on the other hoof sucked it up unlike my two consciences who were freezing their balls off.

" Alright you seem to be a very healthy pony Graze...."

*Squee* I smiled brightly hearing I was in perfect health.

".... Now strip down...."

" What?! WHY DOES EVERYPONY WANT ME TO STRIP DOWN FOR?!" I shouted having enough of this non sense.

" It's for your next exam Graze," Cross said reaching into his drawer for another supply. I watched in horror as Cross turned around with a glove on one of his hooves.

*Snap*

[ GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!]

I quickly picked up my clothes and ran out of my room in horror and in fear of a prostate exam. Basically fearing anything that can penetrate me.

I made a mad dash from there, passing the arts room and straight to my room in ten seconds flat, opening the door shutting it behind me as I rested my back on it breathing deeply.

I had now realised something.... The room was dark and had an ominous feeling in the air, I suddenly turned around noticing a shadow sitting on a chair.

* Click Click*

The lamp placed conveniently at the side of the chair had turned on revealing Mr. Charge as he had awaited patiently for my arrival.

" Yum."

OKAY, THAT WAS AN INSIDE JOKE! BTW FOR MY FANS BECAUSE I [LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! TRY AND FIX THIS PROBLEM, MY AUDIO DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING WITH THIS VIDEO]

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Clothes Off? BUT I'M A MARE!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

I looked at Mr. Charge bemused as he sat on my chair.

" What?" Was all he had asked.

" I honestly don't give a fuck anymore, I just want to change my clothes and relax," I had said trotting to my closet.

' This is thee easiest two hundred bits earned,' Silent thought to himself,' ....... He isn't going to like what he sees thou--'

" WHERE THE MOTHER FUCK ARE MY BUCKING CLOTHES?!" I shouted watching my empty closet. My eyes then took notice of a square shaped dark spot of where a certain box used to be," WHERE THE BUCK IS ALL MY PORN!"

[ WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?! THAT IS PURE EVIL!! I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I WILL KILL THAT PONY'S MAKER AND FEED THEM TO HIM/HER ]

< Kill, aren't you over reacting a bit? It's just porn > Joy said trying to calm Kill down.

Kill then looked at Joy with a confused yet angered expression [ Whatthefuckyoumeanjustporn? THAT IS MY FUCKING PORN! AND THEY TOOK THE WHOLE FUCKING BOX!....... AND THE DECEMBER TWINS!]

< December twins? >

[ Article 69, March 2008 bro, page 34 ]

" Mr. Charge! WHERE ARE MY BUCKING CLOTHES AND MY PORN?!" I shouted at the teacher, the only one in my room other than Valkyria.

" I know nothing of your porn but about your clothes, Light and Legit took them. Yes I am ratting those two out because I want to win as well," Charge said quickly putting his hooves in front of his mouth.

" Wait....Win what?" I questioned my teacher.

Mr. Charge sighed," Well there goes my twenty bits but I shall not lose my morals.... You see, Light and Legit made a bet with the other ponies of who can see you without any clothes. Winner gets two hundred bits and the teachers kind of interfered."

" Light and Legit, you little fucks, I am going to murder you two," I said with hate and disgust," Hold on one bucking second, where is my porn?!"

" I said I don't know but just--"

Mr. Charge then stopped his pattern of speech as I held out a hoof and sniffed the air, something was a bit different though.

I continued smelling the atmosphere, this scent was familiar but I couldn't put my hoof on it. I sniffed closer to the floor as the scent grew stronger and then, I found one single strand of green hair.

"....Vinetion."

With the most serious of faces, I walked out of the room leaving Charge alone," Wait, where are you going?"

" I'm going to kick some ass," I said closing the door behind me in search of a certain two ponies, Light and Legit.

*SLAM!*

" Wow, somewhere, shit just hit the fan.... And it was not caused by me," Charge said aloud to himself.

At that moment, I was running through the halls of the school in search of my 'beloved' friends....Yeah, so beloved they wanted to see me naked.

As I passed the cafeteria, I heard small amounts of laughter, very familiar if one might add. I traced back my steps walking backwards until I had stopped in front of the windowed door of the cafeteria.

The only and first thing I had noticed was Light laughing at Legit who wore one of my many stolen outfits.

" Hahahahahaah! Dude, do another, that is fricking hilarious!" Light said holding his chest as he laughed.

Legit wore my trademark black and white clothes as he began to cough clearing his throat as if he was ever going to mimic my voice," *AHEM* Look at me! I'm the only pony in school who wears clothes, I am ashamed of my body!"

" HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Light laughed loudly in a fit on the floor as he rolled, he opened his eyes for one second and all laughter immediately stopped.

Legit kept on laughing as he tried his best to talk," Hahahaha, dude what's wrong... Light, you've looked like you've seen a ghost, what's wrong?"

What Light had seen and pointed at was far worse than a ghost, it was a grim shadowy figure with one eye as it glared behind Legit.

Legit slowly and frighteningly turned around seeing a bemused, pissed off expression of me staring directly into his soul.

" So you're the ponies who started this bet and took my clothes?" I said quite calmly which was the horrifying part about it.

" NO! YES! BUT UHMM--"

I placed a hoof over his mouth shutting him up," Shh Shh, no need for talking, only a simple yes or no would suffice....So what is it?"

"Mhmm!" He muffled through my hoof.

" You know what you did was wrong, right?"

" Yes."

" You do know you're going to be severely punished for it right?"

" Y--"

" FALCON PUNCH!" I shouted punching him with a charged hoof of black flames in shape of a falcon, sending his body pitching out of the cafeteria window as he flailed from hitting the ground as he bounced on its surface due to the immense force applied.

" I was tired of you talking anyways, by the way, I fucking want my clothes dry cleaned," I said to Legit even though he was far away.

" And you!" I said looking at Light as he jumped a bit,"Wow big guy calm down, I need a favor....Not really a favor since you stole my clothes but I need you to do something for me."

" I bucking hate my job," a random Omnius complained walking passed us.

" What do you need Graze?" Light asked.

" Turn me into a mare," I simply replied.

" Urhmm why would you want such a thing?"

" Because I want to fucking clop, dude just change me into a mare so I can get revenge on Vine."

" What did she do to you?" He asked curiously.

" Bitch stole my porn and if she says no...Things are going to get drastic, now, would you kindly?"

" Of course," Light said as his horn glowed a bright yellow," This act cannot go unpunished!"

* BZZZTTTTTTT PING*

[ Damn, Imma sexy mare ]

" Thanks," I said now in my squeakier feminine voice.

" Damn, if I didn't know you were Graze I would totally--"

" AHEM!" Trixie said now appearing behind Light.

"--Totally be your friend and respect you as a mare," Light finished his sentence which made Trixie smile widely.

[ Pussy Whipped!] Kill said in his feminine voice now.



{ I know right! }

" Bye Light! And don't forget to tell Legit to dry clean my clothes! See ya!" I galloped waving off a hoof to Light and the Great and Powerful Trixie who had now appeared.

" Was Legit just friendzoned?" Trixie curiously asked.

" Eeyup."

I appeared at the front of Vine's door after a slight run from hall to the dorm room's area. But Dear Celestia, it was more relaxing to be in a mare's body even without my nuts.

* Knock Knock Knock* I tapped on the door. It soon opened to reveal a wooden coated mare a bit confused at who was at her front door.

" Urhmm... Do I know you?"

I had no time for small chat as I began," Vine, I know you have my porn so give it back."

" ....GRAZE?! Why are you a mare?!" She and any pony who would have noticed would have asked.

" Oh, I don't know," I said innocently,"just in case you say no."

" No," Vinetion flatly said.

" Bitch I want my porn and I want it back now, this is some serious shit and no pony fucks around with my porn."

".....Fuck you and your mother," Vine said returning the curses.

" My mom is dead."

" I know," Vinetion smiled evilly.

......

*CRASH*

Both female pegasi alike, Vine and I had fallen out of her window holding onto one another as we descended.

" YOU BITCH! JUST GIVE ME BACK THE FUCKING PORN!" I shouted.

" NEVER! IT'S MINE!" Vine replied.

Simultaneously, before hitting the ground we opened out our wings catching a drift allowing us to land properly with a roll parting from one another.

I stood up as Vine did as well saying," So, you want to fight for your porn? Then so be it."

Vine took both of her hooves and stomped on the floor sending out dozens of vines towards me intent on damaging at those sort of speeds.

[ Shit has gotten serious and so should we ]

< FOR THE PORN!> Even Joy shouted ready to fight for our beloved collection.

I unfolded my wings and flapped them sending out a small black ember which outlined the structure of such wings with a black tribal flame. I too rushed Vine with her onslaught as one by one, I gracefully dodged all of the vines with my flexible body as I twisted, turned, pivoted seeming as if I were dancing while my wings on contact burnt them off.

With one quick pivot of a hoof I met Vine eye to eye a trail of burnt leaf like rope behind me," Thats all you got sweetheart?" I teased Vine.

She flapped her wings with a powerful flap sending her above me only in the slightest of difference as she suddenly flipped mid air and kicked my head with a powerful hoof sending me to the floor.

Okay, that had really bucking hurt and on the head too?! For Celestia's sake, give me a fucking break!

Vine stood on top of my chest with her hoof claiming she was the winner," No sweetheart I'm just getting started."

I chuckled a bit under my breath grabbing Vine's hoof, giving a small twist sending her to the floor not before giving her a quick kick from one of my hooves giving us a little more distance from another.

She gave out a quick smirk before tapping her hoof on the floor causing not one but dozens of strange cacti to sprout from the floor. One of them moved willingly a bit backwards as it seemed to inhale but as to exhale, it released one single fine needle at me. I stood firm and brave as that one needle only grazed against my cheek leaving a slight mark passing through my mane shortening a few strands.

"FIRE!" Vine commanded her minions of cacti which shot out hundreds of shots.

WASN'T THAT JUST GOING A BIT TOO FAR?!

I ran around Vine and her cactus army dodging the many sharp projectiles," What why am I running?" I opened out my wings drifting and flapped them furiously emitting a wide black flamed wave matching the power of the hundreds of needles shot.

Both wave of flame and stream of needles matched one another in strength as they continuously fought another without either progression made.

< Kill what are you doing?! This is no time for games!> Female Joy said as she watched Kill pick up a controller from no where.

[ Trust me on this one ] Kill then began furiously button mashing the 'X' button of the controller, yet in real life the flames were overpowering the needle's firepower.

The sudden burst of energy sent the wave of black fire burning anything down it's path including Vine's so called army which was now ash.

" Ha, fire beats grass," I said a bit smug through the smoke coming from the burning plants blocking my view of Vine,"....Vine? Oh CRAP DID I BURN H--"

" YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I heard a battle cry as Vine jumped through the cloud of smoke surprise attacking me with a hoof.

I blocked simply with another of mine, retaliating by punching one of my own hooves which she had caught. Locked within hooves Vine and I struggled to overpower one another....

During our little fun, Mr. Charge and Chaser were on the sidelines. Silent Charger then walked towards the two mares fighting one another only to be stopped by Chaser.

" Wow man! Where are you going exactly? One does not ever stop a cat fight, it's the male code."

"..... Fine but who do you think is going to win?" Charge questioned Chaser accepting the rules of male code and conduct.

" Honestly, I think that mare is wearing clothes is going to win," Chaser said.

" I have my money on Vine," Charge revealed his answer.

" Oh yeah? Wanna bet?"

Buck! This was getting us no where and I even felt a bit weaker in this body, most of muscle mass gone!.....Yeah, it would be very lady like to see a mare built like a stallion.

With a twist of Vine's hooves she escaped from the grasp pulling me in as she grabbed onto my coat and headbutted me.

" FUCK!" I shouted holding my head with my hoof trying as best to endure the pain but I did not need anymore thus I opened one eye seeing Vine rushing me with another hoof.

[ GRAZE! SWITCH QUICKLY!]

Kill suddenly grabbed her hoof and spun her confusing the mare between left and right. I then stood up quite easily ( Oh! So there were most of my strength was) facing Vine pulling off one of the most deadliest combos ever.

With one leg, a quick kick straight to her face and another lower done by her knees yet again swinging it up and down with an axe kick only to switch legs once I landed where I stood pivoting on the other leg and kicking her side with another gaining momentum spinning with three consecutive spinning kicks. On the last move within the final spin, I uppercutted her by her chin sending her into the air.

[ Wait for it.....]

*Thud*

[ Music to my ears ]

" C'mon Vine just give up, the one with the porn rules them all!" I said a bit too smug.

" THE PORN SHALL FOREVER STAY WITH ME!" Vine shouted getting a random burst of energy and determination head on charging at me.

I smiled and punched out a hoof which she simply ducked.

*POW* She coughed me in my chest.

*POW POW POW POW* A quick four hits, two rising up to my head and the other two back and forth on my face.

*POW* She knocked my head down with her elbow.

*POW* One knee to the stomach grabbing me with a hoof throwing me to the floor as I was in shock of pain slamming it into me within the floor.

Both Vinetion and I were breathing deeply from many hits fighting one another matched a bit too equally. Her last combo move and mine had taken quite a lot out of both of us.

" *Pants* Do... you...give up yet?!" Vine said through her breaths.

" *Pants* Never...." I said breathing deeply and even then I rushed her.

' He still has enough energy to move!' Vine said to herself.

" BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!" Ditzy cried out running between both of us," I AM ASHAMED OF BOTH OF YOU!"

" What did we do?!" Vine and I shouted as if we didn't try to kill one another.

" Don't play stupid with me! Mr. Charge can't even lie to save his morals, why the buck are you two fighting over porn!"

" Hey! She stole it from me!" I argued pointing a hoof at Vine.

" Oh yeah? And why do you even have porn Graze?!" Ditzy shouted at me.

" Yes Graze, why do you even--"

" Don't you dare mock me, I am not in the bucking mood Vine," Ditzy warned her making Vinetion shut it for now," Graze, it's either you pick me ," she pointed to herself," Or the magazines,'' she now pointed to the box which she had carried full of porn.

[ DUDE! THE PORN! DECEMBER TWINS! MS. HEARTS AND MS. HOOVES! ]

< Graze, all I have to say is... Don't fuck up >

I sighed," Sorry for the fighting Ditzy, I would obviously choose you over any day."

" And Vine, why did you even steal his porn in the first place?!" Ditzy said paying attention to Vine.

" Yeah, it was wrong of me, but since he doesn't need it, can I keep it?" Vine begged Ditzy.

" That is up to Graze not me," Ditzy then 'hmph'd as Vine begged me with puppy pout eyes. I stared at the box thinking of what to do...but only one thought came to mind.

" I'm sorry but no one pony is allowed this much porn..... This world alone isn't ready for this sort of power.... With a lot of porn comes a lot of responsibility....and fapkins," I looked at the box and did the unthinkable, setting it on fire.

Vine's eyes opened wide in shock," YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! MY PRECIOUS!"

[ GRAZE! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH TITS CUM SWALLOWING DOUCHEBAG NUT GOBBLING SHITTY ASS CRACK RIMMING BAREBACK GANGBANGING BOTTOM WHORE FULLBLOWN AIDS WHORE!]

" Wait! We still don't know who won the bet!" Vine shouted as Charge and Chaser came to the scene of burning porn files.

I looked at Vine," No pony did, all of you lost the game, so I suggest you ask for your refund. No pony ever wins with me, especially if betting against."

I then walked away from the scene with Ditzy wrapped in my wings.

" How long til this spell wears off?" Ditzy questioned my female appearance.

" A day.....or when I feel like it.... And don't forget about tonite, you promised," I said smiling ever so happily with my feminine body.

Ditzy then sighed," I know."

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TEACHER FOR A DAY!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Still a mare.

I woke up in the morning still in bed as I laid next to Ditzy still sleeping from our special anniversary gift to one another. That night was just....Wow and different in a good way as a mare. I think I actually liked this.

[ I think I enjoy sleeping right now ] Kill said still being a female conscience [ But anywho, since Icy as a name ain't gonna cut it because ....Well, we have a friend named Ice now, what shall we name ourselves? ]

 Joy said putting a hoof to her chin 

{ Grace it is then but also since Joy is already feminine enough, we need to find Kill a new name }

[ Buck both of you all, there is a reason why we are called KillJoy ]

I chuckled a feminine one at the thoughts in my head as I relaxed in my bed just enjoying the early morning.

* Knock Knock Knock*

And there went my relaxation period. I got off my bed slowly trying my best not to wake the mare beside me as I then stretched my wings and back resulting in a few pops and snaps making my morning a livelier and easier one.

Trotting over to the door, I opened it seeing the one and only Mr. Charge, probably the only teacher to be awake at six in the morning. Damn he must have probably hated himself.

" No Grace, I don't hate myself, I am just an early wake but I would like to talk to you about a something that can help you out," Mr. Charge said reading my mind again which I hated oh so much," And because you hate it, I shall continue to do so."

" Arghh! Mr. Charge, you aren't allowed to enter a mare's privacy," I complained.....Wow, these mare hormones were really acting up on me.

" Hahaha! Sorry sorry, I shall only do such to Graze," Mr. Charge winked.

" Hmph, so what do you want?"

" I remember you 'bitching' about a certain problem dealing with school work, and I would like to help out," He emphasized on that one word just to piss me off. I swear to bucking Celestia, it is too early in the morning for this shit.

" I do not bitch! I whine! NO WAIT! I DON'T WHINE, I COMPLAIN! DO YOU WANT TO SEE BITCHING? I CAN GET ON LIKE A BITCH IF YOU WOULD LIKE!"

[ Now, with a simple diagram and maths, I would create an inequality which supports how bitching is worse than whining] Kill then held up a sign stating: Complaining < Whining < Bitching.

< How do you come up with this? >

" Ha! Maybe later, we would probably be here for hours," Mr. Charge chuckled.

With a bemused expression I said quite flatly," Fuck you sir."

" My dear Grace, that would be pedophiliac of me, no matter how you look at it, five hundred years and a nineteen year old mare ain't gonna cut it," Charge explained within his come back, " But back onto the topic, if you would like to become teacher for a day--"

*SQUEE* " YES!" I ran and hugged Mr. Charge....Damn these emotions......

" Okay Okay, jeez Graze," He called me by my real name this time as I didn't let go from the embrace," Calm down, let me finish explain."

Mr. Charge then pushed me away with one hoof keeping personal space at a minimum," Ahem* It seems that I have gained a few vacation days from actually never using one, so I decided why not take a day off? And because of that, I need an assistant a.k.a you to teach the class since it shall help both you and myself out."

" How will this help me out exactly?"

" You have problems with physics but yet you are good at it, so the best way to brush up on those skills is to teach the class. Experience is better than reading a book," Charge admitted," Are you up to the task?"

I stood up on my hind legs and folded my fore," Challenge accepted."

Mr. Charge actually smiled [ Plus one dead kitten because no more puppies were left to die ]," Great, your interview with the principal beings within an hour!"

My eyes widened in shock," ...T-the Principal?!"

I walked into the office which before me lead the principal's awaiting for the call in, surprised as ever though I saw one familiar pony," OMNIUS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

[ Wasn't that pony like.... I don't know, a janitor? Did he get a promotion or something? ]

< If you are a mare, at least talk properly as one should>

[ Where the fuck do you live? ]

" Ha, why are you so surprised? I have more than one job in this school ya know," Omnius said jokingly.

" Oh yeah, like what?"

" Janitor, Office Secretary, I sometimes share out lunch, Guidance counselor,you name it!"

" Holy Celestia, how do you keep up with all of this work?"

" Well you see--"

A new voice called out interrupting Omnius' track of thought and speech," Mr. Graze, would you please enter my office."

" Well, it looks like that's you. I think the Principal is going to need a little explanation of why you're a mare though."

" Hahaha, I know," I said walking passed Omnius behind the desk.

I then entered the door to find one pony behind a desk, somewhat serious as a matter of fact.

His mane was....Oh fuck it, you guys saw the picture. The pony sat behind his desk, his mane well groomed and black with a small name on his desk stating his name 'Shadow-Mark.'

" Good morning Mr. Gra....Ms. Graze? Aren't you supposed to be a colt?" He questioned me.

" Sorry sir," I said showing respect to the principal," Long story short, I accidentally got changed into a mare, by the way, my name is Grace, I really don't want to freak out some students."

Shadow-Mark picked up a few stacks of pages slowly reading them and placed them back down," Very well Ms. Grace before we get started, I would like to talk to you about your activities in school, you fought down three bullies?"

From here on, it was basically a fast question and fast response game.

" Stood up for a mare."

" Started a food fight?"

" Was not me, it was those exchange students."

" Beat up four colts."

"Outside of school thus it has no intention being there."

ShadowMark took a pencil and drew a straight line through that still not taking his eyes off me," You got into detention."

" It was Mr. Charge! How does any student not get in detention?!"

" Very well.... I think I have heard enough.... Now the real interview begins," ShadowMark said walking and closing the door which I accidentally left open.

[ WAIT! WAIT! WAIT LET ME DO THIS ]

He sat back down on his seat with the same expression," Ms. Grace thank you for coming to your interview."

I sat there smugly," No problem."

" So you're a student around here, that's fair to say?"

" Absolutely, I'm the boss."

" So, kindly take us through the day of the boss."

" Well the first thing I do is

TALK TO STUDENTS (like a boss)

ATTEND CLASSES(like a boss)

DELIVER MAIL(like a boss)

REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (like a boss)

HELP COLLEAGUES (like a boss)

MY OWN DORM ROOM (like a boss)

HIT ON DITZY (like a boss)

GET ACCEPTED (like a boss)

EAT SOME MUFFINS (like a boss)

DO SOME HOMEWORK (like a boss)

ORDER MORE MUFFINS (like a boss)

CRY DEEPLY (like a boss)

DEMAND A REFUND (like a boss)

EAT A CUPACKE (like a boss)

DETENTION (like a boss)

NO PASSES (like a boss)

SHOT SOME VODKA (like a boss)

SHIT ON CHARGE'S DESK (like a boss)

BUY A GUN(like a boss)

IN MY MOUTH (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!

PUSSY OUT (like a boss)

PUKE ON CHARGE'S DESK (like a boss)

JUMP OUT A WINDOW (like a boss)

SURVIVE RAPE (like a boss)

NECRO FLAREBOOM (like a boss)

SIGN MY NAME (like a boss)

SEXUALLY CURSIVE(like a boss)

WEAR CLOTHES(like a boss)

NEVER CAUGHT NAKED(like a boss?)

OWN A DRAGON(like a boss)

BECOME A MARE(like a boss)

CLOP!(like a boss)

" Oh...so that's an average day for you?" ShadowMark asked me a bit confused.

Kill answered for me," No doubt."

" You clop everyday and become a mare," he said with some doubt.

" Hell yeah."

" And I think at one point you said survive rape?"

" No doubt about it."

"......... Welcome to the teacher's board for a day Ms. Grace," he said after a short pause.

" I'm the boss."

" And I'm the principal, so get ready for your next class it starts in ten minutes."

I sat up from my chair and walked out of the room to my first class. (like a boss)

I stood behind the door of the classroom a bit anxious for my first attempt at teaching and worse yet, I had the class with all of my friends in it.All.

Behind that door, the endless chitter chatter of the class continued uninstructed by a teacher," Sigh* It's now or never."

I opened the door shyly and as soon as the click of the door was heard, automatically the class was hushed, you could have heard the tension awaiting for the supposed Mr. Charge.

As they had noticed Mr. Charge had not entered the class, there were a few whispers and murmurs. I broke the silence going up to the board writing my name, Grace sexually cursive," Hello class, my name is Grace and I will be your substitute teacher for the day!"

CrackShot, SeaBreeze, Light, Vine and Legit all looked at me shocked that I was there teacher, the only ponies that didn't know were, Dark and Ice as they never saw me as a mare.

Soon the murmurs and whispers erupted into loud talk ignoring me at the front of the class," Urhm, excuse me! Please stop the talking."

A few of my friends tried to help out calming the class yet their efforts were futile.

' So, pick on the mare teacher huh? Time to do this Charge's way' I thought to myself.

I cleared my throat and shouted," SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

And at that point the entire class had hushed with the exception of the three bullies in the back, they had recognized me from before but that was ages ago. I walked up to them glaring at two shutting them up as one brown pegasi tried to gain their attention.

" So, hello Mr. Dumbells, can you please tell me why do you not understand the words 'shut the fuck up?"

" Uhmm, I-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I shouted flipping his entire table throwing down all of his supplies to the floor as he stayed still instilled with fear. I grabbed him from his coat staring deeply into his eyes," Now, you will obey and do as I fucking say, got that?"

He nodded and whimpered," Good, now pick yourself up before you start my work, you look like shit."

I began my trot to the front of the class until I was interrupted once again.

[ Oh Celestia, protect his soul from my wrath ]

< How are you a mare?! >

" HEY BITCH YOU CAN'T TREAT MY FRI-FR-F-F-" Poor colt couldn't stop his sentence as I stayed quiet stopping still in my tracks. The air grew cold through my intense rage, even Ice had felt it.

I turned my attention to the pony who dared oppose me and call me a bitch," Please....Repeat," I said calmly.

He shook his head denying my recognize.

" Repeat... Now, what did you call me? I will not ask again," I begged and pleaded for this colt to repeat waiting for an opportunity to destroy him. Yes, destroy.

He stayed quiet not wanting to piss me off but instead, he was still doing it.

" Mother fucker, did I stutter?" I grabbed his face with both hooves applying pressure to his cheeks," Now, speak and you will not get any detention."

He finally took the bait," I-I called you a bitch."

I closed my eyes and nodded as I said my anger quite under control," Mr. Legit."

" Y-Yes Mr.- I mean, Ms. Grace?"

" Would you please hand me The Book," I said still looking at my victim as Legit walked half through the class with one of Charge's demonic tools of torture handing it over to me," Thank you."

I rested the book on Hoops' table and rested both of my hooves on it supporting my chin. I flicked my long mane with one and sighed a stressful one," You and I are going to play a little game, unlike Mr. Charge I am giving you a chance, you move and I will make this book damage you, physically, mentally and spiritually."

" How?" His lips moved.

*KA-POW* I quickly bucked the entire book of demonic energy to him literally sending him off his seat.

" Like that," I replied looking at the entire class," The fuck all of you looking at? Turn to page four hundred and answer the questions at the end of the chapter." The class followed my dictatorship like behavior all simultaneously opening their books and obeying my law while I walked to my desk.

< Think that was a bit much?>

[ No, they hurt my feelings ]

< The only feelings you have are horny, boredom and rage. >

*Thud*

Arriving at my desk, I slammed my head upon it rather dramatically only wanting to rest from my little outburst.

" Hehehe," I heard a student giggle at my actions. One of my ears instantly perked up telling them I was hearing everything that they were speaking of.....Everything.

A few minutes passed and it was time I answered the questions upon the board," Alright class who got this correct?"

Only a few raised their hands," Hm, copy down this answer for now the rest of you as I write the next answer."

I turned my head towards the board continuing writing down the answers.

*Fwip Tap* Was what I heard coming from the front of the class, I turned my head to SeaBreeze and CrackShot.

" Dude stop touching me!" CrackShot exclaimed.

" All I want is to borrow a penc--"

" Both of you stop it," I interrupted Breeze.

" Yes Ms. Grace," both of them replied allowing me to turn back to the answers on the board.

* Fwip Fwip Tap Tap* " Breeze stop it!" CrackShot retaliated with his own hooves flailing at Breeze's.

* Tap Tap Fwip Tap Fwip Fwip Tap Tap* I rested the chalk gently down, something I wasn't about to do to them.

* KA-POW* I quickly turned around bitch slapping Breeze and CrackShot with one hoof knocking them out.

*RIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG*

" Somepony get those two to Cross, hope you enjoy the rest of your day," I said a bit happily as the bell rang my entire mood set changing. I exited the room and the first thing I saw was Mr. Charge.

" I've taught you well," Mr. Charge said smiling [ Another dead kitten ]," Where do you think you're going?"

" To the cafe," I answered.

" Ha! You're a teacher for the day, when would you get the next chance to come to our Lounge?"

My face beamed with sunshine actually going to the rumored wonderful place known as the Teachers escape.

I followed Mr. Charge as I skipped happily along the paths and soon after, there it was, shone with heavenly lights. You could have heard the angels sing Hallelujah.

I entered through the gates of heaven and saw angels...Ewww, no teachers, Cross, Chaser, Charge and somehow Omnius.

" Hey who is the new mare? You look sort of familiar," Chaser questioned me.

" It's me Chase, Graze," I replied in my sexy mare voice (Okay, I couldn't resist putting that one.)

" WHUT?! But Graze is a colt! Not a chick with a dick!" Chaser ranted.

" Chase, it's Graze who just got turned into a mare," Charge clarified," The spell should be off soon, maybe two more days tops, IF HE STOPS LIKING THE BODY SO MUCH!"

" Hey, Imma sexy mare, leave me and my sexiness alone," I replied.

" Damn, I wonder how I look as a mare?......" Suddenly wing boner," Damn, I look hot."

" I'm not sure about me though," Omnius tried to imagine himself.

Charge opened his mouth," Honestly, how would I look as a mare?" And slowly, Chaser's wing boner died down his head filling up with unnecessary images of genderbended Charge.

" Okay then, now that is over with!" Chaser said breaking the awkward tension, he directed his attention to Cross," Hey Red, how do you think you would look like one?"

Cross' expression changed to one of bemused blowing hot air out from his nostrils ignoring Chaser's comment.

I looked at Mr. Charge," What's up with them?"

" Mare problem," He said dully.

" Problem? But there are two......OOOOOOO.....Oh shit, that sucks."

" Like a whore," Charge added.

*Click*

" Oh Fuck," Charge said staring at the door.

" What is it?"

" Anarchy....."

*BLAM* The door kicked open revealing a female draconiquis, apparently named Anarchy.

" Hey ponies! " Anarchy greeted everyone in the room entering the conversation but soon saw Mr. Charge and walked past him flickering her tail under his chin saying slowly," Hello Mr. Charge."

" What do you want Anarchy?" He sighed.

" Oh nothing, just want to see my favorite teacher," she teased him.

Chaser and Omnius were communicating sign language with one another. Chaser waved his hoof passed his face and removed his hair to the back of his head literally translating to,' She wants the dick.'

Omnius chuckled and nodded, spreading his hooves wide,' All of it' and then pelvic thrusted the air which is a very multinational term.

*Snap* A snicker was heard coming from Anarchy snapping her fingers, two pink clouds appearing above both Omnius and CloudChaser soaking their coats with what had seemed to be chocolate milk.

"AGGHHHH MY EYES!!" Both of them shouted as somehow we actually heard the sizzle of heat," WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS SHIT!"

"Hahahahaha, hot coffee my dear stallions," Anarchy laughed at the two ponies in misery as they flailed their arms.

Only a slight snicker was heard from Cross half way across the room as the female draconiquis approached me," And who might you be?"

" Oh, I'm not a teacher! I am just supervising for Mr. Charge," I answered," My name is Graze."

" Also, he got turned into a mare but he is just waiting for the effects of magic to wear off," Charge explained.

" Hey, I did it for a good cause."

" Porn is never a good cause."

" It's the only cause," Anarchy added into the conversation only pissing off Charge a bit more.

" And you are Miss Anarchy?" I asked the teacher.

" I'm the philosophy teacher of this school, usually students argue and etcetera but it's so much fun to see discord among them as they debate it out...Sometimes I eat popcorn, it amuses me so."

" Serious?"

"Mhmm."

" Sign me up for your class then! I love Philosophy," I smiled pleading at the teacher.

" No problem Graze...Grace... Screw it, I'm just gonna call you Graze," Anarchy said a bit confused at first.

* Knock Knock Knock* " Excuse me, but is Ms. Grace inside there? I need to talk to her," said a voice sounding like Light through the door.

" Comiiiinnnngggg," I chimed as I trotted to the door.

" Ha...Coming," Chaser said laughing at his own joke.

*Snap* Anarchy poured another set of hot coffee onto him but this time muzzled his nuzzle so he won't be able to scream.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!" He tried his best to vent out the pain.

Back at the door now, Light had told me about CrackShot and his new spell being able to slow down time giving us more time to study for upcoming test.

" REALLY?!" I said surprised.

" Yeah, really, he wants all of us to come outside the front of the school, now! He has been practicing this for a good while now."

" WELL C'MON! LET'S GO!" I said grabbing his hoof closing the door as we made our way to the front of the school.

" Oooo, this seems like fun, c'mon guys lets follow," Anarchy said adventurously as Chaser wiped the coffee out of his eyes.

" Who died and made you leader?" Charge questioned her.

" Thankfully, not you," she teased him flickering her tail under his chin again making her way out of the room with Cross silently behind her and Charge with a sigh.

" C'mon Chaser, let's go, I actually want to see this!' Omnius said.

" HOW THE BUCK CAN I GO WHEN THERE IS COFFEE IN MY EYES?!" Chaser complained as he washed his face with some water by the near sink.

" Shh, don't talk, I will be your eyes."

" No homo right?"

" All of the homo," Omnius joked as he guided Chaser into a wall.

*Thud*

" Remind me to bucking murder you," Chaser said on the floor.

Everyone of my friends and teachers were now outside anxious to see CrackShot's new spell as he himself reread the scriptures of the text except for Vine who had kept her distance not wanting to be caught within the ' freaky shit' as quoted by her.

Even Ditzy was excited as she hopped on a cloud, bouncing up and down awaiting for the magic spell to occur.

"Okay, that seems like to be the last of it," CrackShot said throwing the book behind him. He stood firmly onto the ground as he focused all of his strength into his horn, praying that the spell would work.

And it was! A huge arcane circle in shape of many clocks, golden transparent in color, appeared around him. They seemed to have been moving slower and slower though, which must have meant the spell worked.

Anarchy had now taken notice of Ditzy still jumping on the cloud and smiled wickedly. She snapper her fingers turning the cloud grey and with Ditzy's final jump, lightning struck shocking both her and had broken Shot's focus on the spell. The hands of the clock spun faster and faster and soon, it was too much for CrackShot to control shooting him out of the arcane circle returning everything back to normal or so it had seemed.

I had been tackled by Ditzy as she knew who I was, laying on top of me and passionately kissing me," I don't know what went wrong....But I like it."

I examined Ditzy carefully, her pupils in shape of a hearts and her provocative behaviour......

[ Oh no....Buck no.... This can't be happening! NOT AGAIN! ]

Anarchy smiled evilly," She doesn't know what went wrong but I do," she then snapped her fingers teleporting the entire school of mares by her side," Welcome, to Marecopalypse!"

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

But wait...SHIT! I'M A MARE!

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Marecopalypse

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Still a mare.

" We....are so fucked," Dark had said what everypony was thinking.

" Literally," Anarchy replied with the entire staff of mares behind her.

Something was completely wrong, I WAS A MARE and yet I felt nothing in the slightest bit of horniness," Mr. Charge, I know you heard me."

" Still have a mind of a colt but, I'm not sure how long that will help you against hormones," Charge explained.

" Sir! What are you doing?! Grace is a mare now, are you trying to get us all raped?!" Ice had exclaimed.

" No, she hasn't turned on us yet and she won't, just have more faith in your friends Ice," Mr. Charge had stood up for me," Light, pick up CrackShot extremely slowly, we don't want to provoke them."

Light obeyed engulfing CrackShot with a yellow aura slowly lifting him up and placed him on his back. Out of curiosity, Light asked," But, why aren't they chasing after us?"

" Because, these mares like to run after their game, what fun is it if we just had it our way?" Anarchy answered for the entire group.

" You betcha," AppleJack said preparing her rope. Thank Celestia, I was not a rape target!

[ Not sure if that's a bad thing or a good thing ]

< Pretty freaking ..... wow.... Even I don't know >

Vinetion had the most provocative smile as she stomped her hooves, vines wiggling out from the surface, she then repeatedly moved her eye brows up and down as if she was telling us something," This, is better than porn."

And on the other hoof, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were....well....

Yeah, they were pretty much prepared to fuck every stallions brains out, it's always the shy ones isn't it?

" But before we start our little game," Anarchy snapped her fingers revealing a rope attached to thing air. She walked towards it and pulled upon the rope releasing a stream of water which drenched her mane wet. Staring at us group of males, she waited for a certain response. *SPRUNG* WINGBONER ALERT! Suddenly all mares and colts had their jaws dropped and wings opened out as they stared at the sexually appealing drenched Draconiquis.

" No! YOU FOALS! COVER YOUR EYES!" Omnius alerted us.

" I-I CAN'T, SHE IS TOO POWERFUL!" Chaser said with his wingboner," CHARGE!" Chaser exclaimed but it was too late," NO! NOT YOU TOO!"

Mr. Charge's nose bled from the intense gazing at Anarchy, he too had fallen under her power.

" Oh, think you can simply look away? Tsk Tsk? Grace, would you like one?" And with the sound of a snap, my mane too was sexually appealing.

[...... I would clop right now....But ponies are watching ] Kill said as she looked at herself within a mirror.

I sighed and looked at all the stallions I had attracted," You guys are fucking sick if you are thinking what I am thinking......STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"

" Guys, we need to get out of here fast!" Light exclaimed.

" I think we should take this opportunity to G.T.B.O," Dark exclaimed.

" G.T.B.O?" Ice questioned him.

" GET THE BUCK OUT!" Dark said wanting to make a run for it but was soon blocked by Mr. Charge.

" Don't be fucking stupid son, we need a distraction.... Grace?" Charge asked of me but why me? " Because, you are the only mare and we can't risk losing a colt."

" Ugh, fine!" I willingly accepted just because I was the only one capable of doing so. Anarchy raised an eyebrow in suspicion as I approached and parted through the sea of mares.

" What is Grace doing? Is she trying to stop us?" Twilight argued.

" Yes, but one must wonder, why?" Anarchy replied.

" Because no colt should be used as a rape slave, Anarchy this foolishness will bring an entire school without colts for a week, this would cease if only you let my colts go."

Breeze spoke to the group of colts as they watched the entire scene happen," Damn she is good but shouldn't we be running?"

" Shhh! This is getting good!" Cross said hushing Breeze engrossed within the moment.

" I think she is trying to keep all of the colts to herself!" Rarity exclaimed as I tried to talk to them out of it.... But I didn't know, was my body tricking me? ..... Not possible, I can't rape my friends... That is disgusting beyond compare.

I quickly shook the idea out of my head and with one leap of faith, I shouted," CONTROL YOUR HORMONES MARES AND LET MY PONIES GO! WE ARE CIVILIZED PONIES, NOT ANIMALS!"

"......Fuck that shit!" Vine exclaimed shooting out a vine towards Mr. Charge which had set off a chain reaction to the other mares.

" I've seen too much hentai to know where this is going," Charge said closing his eyes willingly accepting the future anal treatment.....What? Where else would it go?

*Fwish* I had spread out my wings cutting through the plant like rope with black flames outlining my wings, I stared at Vinetion as I had foiled her plans," You mad Vine?"

" EVERY MARE GET THEM!" And with that, every single mare charged towards the rape victims in a crowd as Anarchy laid flat on top of them moving onward with the group.

" EVERY COLT RUN!" Omnius shouted which was not necessary as they did not have to been told twice...Except for Chaser.

" Oh, this reminds me of my college days and my first Heat season, damn you ponies make me feel old," Chaser said reminiscing in the past standing perfectly still.

" C'mon lover colt, reminisce when you aren't being violated," Charge said taking the lead of all the colts and me (*squee*) as we tried to escape.

I galloped beside Chaser trying my best to keep up with the group of colts," Hey Grace! Why are we running, do you realise that if we stop we can get all kinds of fun?"

" DUDE! THE MARES ARE LIKE HYPER FERTILE TODAY!" I shouted my best as I galloped.

[ That's just nasty....]

" Oh fuck..."

" Oh fuck is right!"

" LIGHT! CAN YOU GET US TO THE BUNKER?!" Charge shouted still trying to escape the mares behind them.

" HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHERE IT IS!?" Light replied with a shout.

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" Dark shouted hearing the conversation.

" It's a secret location only Crackshot knows! " Breeze inputted.

" You know, it actually does surprise me how any of you all pass any class with that sort of logic," Cross said entering the conversation.

" Well, they need to change it everytime the mares go into heat."

[ Wait, where the fuck are we going exactly?]

{ I really don't know, I think they are just trying to outrun the inevitable, I mean I'm still here with them }

< Wait, what did we just say? >

{ Oh Buck! I think this really is starting to affect me! }

" HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCK OF A SENSE?!" Charge exclaimed," SHOULDN'T ALL OF US KNOW?!"

" WAIT! I KNOW WHERE IT IS!" Omnius shouted.

" WELL PLEASE HURRY THE FUCK, THE MARES ARE CATCHING UP!" Charge warned the rest.

" WELL I CAN'T FUCKING WHISPER WHEN I'M RUNNING FOR MY BUCKING LIFE!"

" REALLY?! FUCKING REALLY?! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY HAVE?" Dark shouted," FUCKING BDSM APPLEJACK AND TENTACLE RAPE VINE! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHY PINKIE KEEPS ON SINGING--''

" You scream~ I scream~ We all scream for Ice cream! " Pinkie sang as she hoped along with the rest of the mares.

" C'mon ponies! Let's have faith in Omnius, it's our only way!'' Chaser said stopping instantly as the rest followed.

" Arghhhhh! FINE! BUT WE ONLY HAVE TWENTY SECONDS!"

Omnius stopped and quickly whispered the location into Light's ears as he knelt to Omnius' height.

" TEN SECONDS!" Charge shouted quickly looking back and forth at the team of colts which were badly outnumbered by the group of mares," OH FUCK! JUST HOW LONG IS THAT --"

*FWIP* A rope and vine wrapped around Omnius," Oh buck...NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" He shouted as he was pulled back into the sea of mares.

" OMNIUS NO!!!" Chaser shouted wanting to rush for his friend.

" DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID!" Charge shouted trying to hold him back," LIGHT! GET US OUT OF HERE!"

" NO! WE HAVE TO GO BACK FOR HIM!"

" Hey....This feels kinda nice...Wait...What are you doing...That doesn't go there....OH FUCK CELESTIA! HELP ME!!"

[ Yeah, that actually does look kind of nice ] Kill said licking her lips.

 Joy said enjoying the view a bit too much.

{ Wait.... What?....I mean, yeah...} My mind had been slowly turning into a heated mare as I watched the 'actions' of my fellow ponies abuse Omnius.

" LIGHT FUCKING DO IT NOW!" Charge said as the mares got closer and closer. And with a bright glow of Light's horn we were instantaneously transported to..... to.....

" Urhm, Charge where are we?" I said hugging Mr. Charge's leg.

" Grace, are you feeling alright?" Charge curiously asked as I still gripped onto his foreleg.

" Better than ever! Why do you ask?" I looked up into his eyes.

" No reason," Mr. Charge said out loud but thought, ' I am going to have to keep an eye on Graze....'

" CHARGE! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU LEFT OMNIUS TO BE RAPED!" Chaser shouted.

" He died a warriors death, giving up his life so that we may survive...."

" You're right, may Celestia be with him.....Not in the rape sense kind of way, I just hope they don't try the 96 position..." Chaser prayed.

" Dude what the fuck is 96?" Ice asked.

" When you're older Ice.... And I really mean it," Chaser said as if there was some secret behind it.

< Ice looks kinda cute.... ARGH FUCK STOP WITH THE HORMONES!>

[ MUST! RESIST! URGE TO FUCK!]

I moved from Charge to Chaser," Excuse me Chase, where are we?"

" If my mind serves me correct, I believe we are under the school's stadium."

My stomach suddenly grumbled as I had nothing to eat since lunch," Ugh, I am hungry!"

[ For co......FOOD! I AM FUCKING HUNGRY FOR FOOD!]

" Don't worry Grace, let's see what they have to eat, I'm sure we have some sort of grub around here, " Chaser said as he walked in front of me towards the pile of boxes with our so called supplies.

[ FFFFFFFF.....Dat Flank ]

A few minutes of rummaging later

" Are you fucking serious? All we have is shitloads of cinnamon and toilet paper?" Everypony questioned.

" I remember last time CrackShot saying something about being low on supplies for the upcoming Minor Mare Mixup," I answered their question.

" Toilet Paper?!" CrackShot said walking up to the group of colts and me.

" Hey Shot! How ya feeling!?" I chimed.

" I've had better days, feels worse than a hangover... So! What do we have to eat?!" CrackShot said rubbing his stomach.

" Fucking Cinnamon...."

" Are you serious?" He responded.

" Yup! I guess I can try it out for you guys," I offered walking over to one of the boxes pulling out a jar of cinnamon.

" Urhm, Grace, I don't think that's such a great idea," Charge said.

" Oh Chargey, you don't know what you're talking about," I said ignoring his warning opening the jar. I filled my entire mouth which had puffed out due to the confinements within. The feeling was not that very pleasant, How the fuck were we suppose to eat this shit for two days? It literally won't allow you to fucking swallow and it just chokes you.

" FUCK!" I shouted out my mouth dried up, blowing the contents of cinnamon which was yet still powder onto my friends. I literally had to spit out every remaining bit of cinnamon which remained in my mouth.

" And somehow, no matter how unattractive that is, you still looked hot with the hot mane," Chaser added in," But seriously guys, we can't eat this shit!"

" It just chokes you and it somehow hurt my feelings, it was forced down my throat but yet it won't completely go down!"

[ Honestly, I don't know what the fuck we were saying at that moment, the cinnamon was that bad ]

" Mmm, I don't know what Grace is taking about," Charge said as he literally chewed and enjoyed the cinnamon soon ending with a swallow," But this is some good shit!"

[ That is completely not fucking possible ]

Soon every other pony attempted to eat the cinnamon but ended up with my result, failure and puffs or orange smoke.

" THAT SHIT IS MADE FROM HELL! NO WONDER MR. CHARGE CAN EAT IT!" Chaser shouted.

" BUCK THAT! I AM A GROWING PONY I NEED MY FOOD!" Light said spitting out the cinnamon.

CrackShot and Breeze were both scrubbing their tongues out as Ice stuck his hoof down his throat trying to vomit the excess powder.

Cross on the other hoof was smarter than any pony there knowing that it was a losing battle....Except for Charge.

" Look Grace, we need to get some real food, Celestia knows we won't be able to survive without eating each other. No pony else can go out there but you, would you kindly just bring us some supplies from the cafe? It should be safe for you."

Honestly, I was a bit hungry and had the strangest craving for bananas so I agreed to Cross' deal and walked out the door. It was going to be a waste of my time telling vomiting ponies about me leaving, I was going to return anyways....I wanted to return!

< What use are they if they are only hungry?>

[ We need them full and with stamina! ]

And with that, I was off to the cafeteria leaving my personal victims behind.

I skipped out of the stadium and through the corridors of the school, strangely enough though, I heard somepony call my name," Graceeeeee....Gracceeee.."

I turned back and forth curious of the source of the sound and with one final three hundred sixty degree turn, I was face to face with a certain Draconiquis.

" Oh, hello Grace, how are you feeling? In heat yet?" She smiled a bit evilly.

" What do you want Anarchy? You aren't going to harm my friends!" I said standing up for the colts back at the stadium.

" Hmph, so stubborn, we all know you are lying. Though it seems like you're not fully into it yet....Hormones are a bit slow, how 'bout I give you a helping hoof?" Anarachy said and poked the top of my head with no warning.

For a few moments, I was confused unable to see with my vision blurred by a sudden twirl, and just like that! My vision reappeared but yet I had felt different....In a good way, I felt....Horny.

Anarchy took full notice of my pupils which had turned into hearts and smiled," So, Grace.... Since you are finally in heat, what do you want?"

" I want the colt's dick," I said a bit forced ( Because I fucking am.)

" Of course you do," Anarchy walked by flickering her tail by me as a tease," But, where are they? Only you know and you can't leave us other females without them... Friendship is Magic after all. Would you kindly tell me where they are and I promise you that you will get which you desire."

I smiled a bit as i day dreamed about what the near possible future outcome might be," They are under the stadium, just take two rights and down the hall way, you will find them."

" Good job Grace, we attack at midnight...."

" But, but I want it now! I need it now!" I begged Anarchy.

" Patience my dear Grace, all in due time shall we get what we desire."

[ Honestly, I took a fucking dip in my standards writing this chapter, IT WAS NEAR FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! I MEAN C'MON I AM A GUY, I LOVE GIRLS, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE ' I WANT THE COLT'S DICK!'.... Well, now you all know I'm not gay and how much I would hate to write these next chapters.... But the story must go on.... This chapter took me forever ]

[ By the way, if anypony wants to know what a 96 is, come and ask me]

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Marepocalype: DarkSide

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Here you go ponies, check Vinetion's New story

Still a mare.

----------------------------------------------Meanwhile with Colts ------------------------------------------

It had so far been five hours after my departure for food while the remaining of the other colts were getting a bit agitated as they suffered from a lack of patience.

" What is taking Grace so long! It's been like, five bucking hours!" Dark shouted.

" Hey bro, just cool down a bit, we don't know what is happening outside there," Ice commented.

While Ice and Dark chatted with one another, Cross had his mind on a few other important things," I don't know what it is but I feel like we are missing a pony........ Aw shit....The principal."

Meanwhile in the principal's office, ShadowMark had his hooves busy with a few documents on his table.

*Knock Knock Knock*

" Come in!" He shouted allowing the guest to enter," Oh, Miss Anarchy, what a surprise. Is there another parent complaint?"

" No, no...Not at all, in fact, do you know what today's date is?" Anarchy smiled evilly as the principal took a quick glance at his calendar. A drop of sweat trickled down his brow as he saw the date, he couldn't believe his eyes.

" B-but...HOW!? THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE! I TRIPLE CHECKED AND YOU ALL WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO GO IN HEAT FOR ANOTHER YEAR!"

" Oh, it is possible, just look at all these mares." Suddenly, his entire office was flooded with sex hungry mares," There is no escape Principle Mark....You're fucked."

" LIKE HELL I AM! FUCK THIS SHIT!" Principal Shadow Mark shouted as he ran, diving through the glassed window which once shielded him from the outside world and sprinted away from the heated mares which were about to heed chase after him.

" Halt!" Anarchy shouted before the mares made a mad dash," Leave him be, we still have our little janitor."

And right on cue, Vinetion with her ....Vines, dragged a bundled, gift wrapped and restrained Omnius behind her and said," Oh we are going to have fun with you."

" MMMM! MMMMMM!!!" Omnius muffled through his bandaged mouth.

" Tsk, Tsk, you must be punished... What do you choose? Death or Rape?" Anarchy asked Omnius pulling off the bandage around his mouth.

" I CHOOSE DEATH! DEATH!" Omnius immediately shouted as the seal from his mouth was removed.

Anarchy turned around to the entire mare population and announced sadly," ....He chooses Death--"

"...Awwwww...." All the mares including me aw'd dissatisfied with his choice.

"--BY RAPE!!" Anarchy shouted.

" HUZZAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Omnius shouted as Vine dragged him into the sea of mares...and rape.

" Aw shit! Are you serious?! He is so fucked!" CrackShot announced realizing that the principal was missing.

" I actually feel kind of bad for Omnius and ShadowMark," SeaBreeze added his comment with distraught.

" Hey, Legit, you've been kind of quiet ever since this whole thing, what's wrong?" Cross said worried to the glasses wearing pony.

" Urhmm...It's nothing really, just brings up some bad memories I do not want to live," Legit replied.

" Oh c'mon, it can't be that bad," Charge said walking into the conversation.

" It is actually how I got my cutie mark," Legit added.

" Dude, I am sure yours cannot be worse than mine, we got your back man," Light said putting a hoof on Legit's shoulder.

" * Sigh* Alright."

" Aww Yeah! Story time!" Chaser exclaimed bringing the whole group to listen," So who wants to sit on daddy's lap?" He joked getting a few looks of disgust.

" ....Anyways, *Ahem*," Legit cleared his throat and began to sing.

When I was a little colt and the sun was going down,

The screaming and the moans,

They would always make me frown,

I would cover my ears with pillows, fear from what I heard,

Mom and Dad said it was the way, that grown ups used to play--

" Dude, can you not sing this out? I hear enough of this from Pinkie," Ice interrupted his little play.

" Aww, I kinda liked the song," Charge said as Chaser agreed.

" Ugh fine! I guess what I am trying to say was that when I was young, I caught my mother and father in the act--"

" That's i--"

"--But! At that time I was doing poorly in Language Arts, I needed this opportunity or else I would have failed! I described every hump, moan, groan, squish and squeaky bed noises with perfect detail...Hell! Even though I scarred myself for the rest of my life, I got an A+ in my essay! It was so great, they couldn't even complain!"

" Wow...That is either un-legit or too legit," Dark commented.

" Yeah, I call Bullshit, no one has the balls to stay, watch AND! Write an essay of their parents giving each other the sexual healing," Ice added.

" Wow, you guys don't believe me?" Legit then trotted to his bag and pulled out an essay with an A+ called," Mommy and Daddy Super Happy Fun Time! " Forgive me of the name, I was still a young colt."

" Why the fuck do you carry that around?" Light asked the question on everypony's mind.

" Because! It was my inspiration! IT GAVE ME MY CUTIE MARK!" Legit then rose the paper into the air with a victory stance.

* Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp* Was the only thing heard from a lone circket....WOW! EVEN THE CRICKETS ARE IN HEAT!

" Damn, that's kinda disgusting," Cross added in looking at the crickets have at it.

" Hey, Chaser, I remember you saying something about the 96 position...What exactly is that?" SeaBreeze asked as the entire group and even Charge wanted to know.

" Yeah, in my five hundred years, I've never heard about it," Charge added.

" Well, I guess I can tell you all...But, it is a truly sad sexual position. Actually, it isn't even a sexual position, it is a 'Fail Safe' sexual move."

[ Now, I want every pony to actually use their hands and arms to play out the actual role of the 96. Firstly, you take you arms and let the palms of your hands touch your elbows.]

" First off, during the 69, if the mare isn't pleased with her counterparts actions or if they are out of sync, she literally cocks block him herself and rolls off onto the other side of the bed so that she won't see his face as she is displeased and has lost interest--"

[ Now just gently take your left arm AND FLIP THAT MOTHER FUCKER! So that the palm is facing the other direction.]

"--Failing a 69 is probably the worst for the male as it is a basic and primary sexual position. It is a feat in itself to fail such a thing but worse yet, during the 96, the female's head is literally in the direction of the male's ass flaps...Basically what I am trying to get at is, no pony wins.... That is why I was feeling a bit sad for Omnius if ever such thing happens."

"....I never thought I would see the day," Charge said in shock.

" Wow, that is terrible," SeaBreeze added.

" Hey SeaBreeze, I don't believe I've ever heard of you and FlutterShy do any sort of thing...Has she got you pussywhipped that badly?" Dark asked.

" Actually, yes, she is a freak in bed but whenever I don't feel like having sex or I stray from the path, she gives me *Gulp* THE STARE!"

" If that isn't pussywhipped, I don't know what is," Charge replied.

" Oh yeah Mr. Charge? I don't believe I ever heard of you having sex with a mare," Chaser assaulted him with a question," Hold on a second.... Why were you so eager to get out of the Heat Season? None of us feared it that much unlike you."

" It's because I don't want to get rape and I have more pride in myself than to plow anything I see with a heartbeat. I only engage in such actions with the mare I truly love," Charge answered.

" Okay, fine, who is the special mare then?"

Charge's eyes opened wide in fear of telling his colleagues and students,"......"

" Yeah Mr. Charge, who is the special mare?" Legit asked as the other continuously did assaulting him with questions, over and over and over again.

" ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! EVERYPONY SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WILL TELL YOU, CELESTIA DAMN IT!" Charge shouted," Her name was Ivory, an earth pony but, she died a long time ago when we were younger, she was the only mare who I truly loved and ever since then, I haven't been able to love at all."

Some of the guys, Breeze, Dark, Light, Legit and Cross Awwww'd for the poor Mr. Charge.

Chaser stood still and focused intensely as his brain tried it's best to add 2+2 together in this situation,"....Wait a second... Mr. Charge! We all know you've been here for at least three hundred plus years.....Oh my buck, I don't believe it--"

Mr. Charge's eyes widened as he had been found out while he thought to himself,' FUCK IT CHASER! WHY?! WHY!? YOU SICK FUCK YOU!'

"--MR. CHARGE HAS NOT HAD SEX IN THREE HUNDRED YEARS!..... OH SHIT! YOUR VIRGINITY MUST HAVE GROWN BACK...AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER CENTURY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR BALL SUCK IS WORSE THAN A VACUUM BAG! IT JUST KEEPS ON COLLECTING DUST!!" Chaser then rolled on the floor laughing his ass off as a few other students snickered.

Mr. Charge then walked over to Chaser and bucked him with both of his hindlegs sending the jacketed pony to a brick wall actually leaving a dent or better yet, a crater in it," Sweet Dreams Chaser," Mr. Charge announced as he watched and left Chaser literally stuck onto the wall," Next time you make a bucking joke like that, I am crucifiying you."

" Wait! Mr. Charge!" Chaser announced.

" What?"

" Don't leave me hangin' " Chaser joked around with a terrible pun.

*WHAP* Mr. Charge flung one of his demonic sized text books straight at Chaser's face .

Mr. Charge walked past the group of students and Cross," Everything you heard was a lie, Dark is nineteen, do the maths," Silent quickly said making his way over to the boxes filled with jars of cinnamon.

".....Seems Legit," Legit said.

* WHAP* " NO MORE FUCKING PUNS!" Charge shouted.

" I don't know what to believe in life anymore," CrackShot said as the others agreed.

Anarchy sat in the principal's seat spinning on the chair having the time of her life," WEEEEEEEEE--"

[ I imagine the six flags theme song while I spin on my spinny chair and therefore I am sure Anarchy does too.]

* Click* The door opened resulting in Anarchy and her fun to stop looking serious as ever," *Ahem* Yes come in."

[ Epic reference right here! ]

I walked into the room and knelt down before Anarchy," What is thy bidding Master?"

" It is time to execute rule 69, go forth to the stadium, take Vinetion and the mares with you and rape every single colt alive."

I stood up on all four hooves and began my walk towards the door," Thy bidding will be done."

" Wait Grace!" Anarchy exclaimed as I directed my attention towards her," May the heat be with you."

" And also with you."

[ Tell me if you want the entire song, I will try my best]

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Color Me Pretty or Tickle My Fancy

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

One of My Older Stories, I don't think you believe it was the same author though.

Still a mare.

----------------------------------------------Meanwhile with Colts ------------------------------------------

All the colts were near starvation as they had yet still to get there food while Chaser had still yet to be removed from the wall unable to move, giving him time to think of his previous actions.

" Charge..." Chaser called out to which Silent had heard looking directly and approaching the wall bounded pony.

" What?" He plainly asked.

" Look, I want to apologize for making up those jokes--"

" Don't worry, it's nothing," Charge replied.

" But--"

" But?"

" Even though you love Ivory and she loves you, personally, I think she still wants you to be happy and move on, you are living in the past.... That's not healthy man," Cloud advised.

" I know... I tell myself that everyday but I still can't seem to find the right pony," Charge admitted.

" Who said it has to be a pony?" Chaser asked curiously," Why don't you try asking Anarchy, I mean, she has the hots for you."

" I'm not sure, she seems like a tease but.... Nevermind, fuck it, after this Marepocalypse is over, I am asking Ms. Anarchy out!"

" Way to go Mr. Chaste! Now can you please let me out?" Chaser begged.

" Because of that nickname, you can go fuck yourself," Charge bemusingly said walking away towards the group of colts who were playing a game called 'Two Truths One Lie.'

" So, whose turn is it?" Charge asked the entire group trying to catch up with the game.

" Well, we kind of finished it, but now we are just asking questions and telling stories," Ice replied.

" Okay, so what's the question?" Charge asked.

" I don't know but.... Do you guys thing Grace is kinda hot?" Light asked the entire group which soon replied with nods and a 'yes'.

" Hold on a second, where are you trying to get at?" Dark asked.

" Well, would you .... You know, do her?" Light said a bit shyly.

" Wow, that question tickled my fancy," Legit said," Uhmm... Yeah, why not?"

Cross interrupted their little conversation as he came between the both of them," You guys do know that Grace IS Graze."

" AND THAT HE HAS A DICK!" Chaser shouted still stuck upon the wall hearing the conversation.

" *Sigh* And yes, that he has a dick," Cross repeated.

" Yeah but, he is a mare now with the parts of a mare!" Dark included.

" Exactly, if you haven't noticed, she even has the mindset like one for a while with all the emotions," Ice agreed.

" No matter what, all of you are sick, it is GRAZE in the form of a mare! No matter what, at the end of sex, she will be nice and snuggly yet you would have literally mind fucked yourself twice," Charge said,"....But Grace is kind of cute."

" SHE HAS A PSYCHOLOGICAL DICK!" Chaser shouted to which every colt in the room flinched at creating an awkward silence.

"............. Still hot if you ask me," CrackShot broke the silence.

" I think I will stay with FlutterShy," SeaBreeze said the only one not thinking of me in that way... Oh you guys can't handle my sexiness.

*Knock Knock Knock Knock*

" FINALLY! GRACE HAS BROUGHT US FOOD!" Crackshot shouted.

" Like mares are supposed to do," Dark joked causing the others to snicker.

" Maybe it's a sandwich," Legit laughed.

* BAM * The door was suddenly kicked open revealing only one mare, me.

" I find your jokes to be sexist and offensive," I said making an entrance smiling evilly at the group of colts," Now prepare thy anus!"

[ IT'S RAPE TIME! ]



" NO GRACE! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! THE ONLY MARE TO BE IN CONTROL OF THE HEAT!" Chaser shouted (Still on the wall) as I slowly and sexually walked my way towards Light swaying my hips.

[ FUCK THIS! HURRY UP ALREADY! I WANT IT NOW! ]

My fashionable trot turned into a gallop tackling Light to the floor," Oh, you are going to enjoy this," I said restraining his hooves.

" Stop! Please STOP!" Light shouted," GRACE DON'T DO THIS! YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT!"

" Oh shut up and color me pretty," I said inching closer and closer towards him.

" Let him go Grace!" Charge shouted to which I ignored," LET.HIM.GO!"

" You dare waste my sexual thrill! " I said as I trotted closer to Charge.

" You have done that yourself!"

I was now face to face with the bat winged teacher, I moved closer to him and whispered in his ears," You will not ruin this for me~" I ended with a nibble on his ear.

Mr. Charge had thee best poker face ever, only serious and no emotion," I am dissapoint, you have allowed this heat to twist your mind and now you have turned to the thing you once feared, Rape."

[ JUST FUCK ALREADY! ] She begged.

< PLEASE! HE IS RIGHT THERE! > As did Joy with her squeakier voice.

I licked my lips and with a powerful push and sweep of my legs, I forced Charge to the ground and laid on top of him," Do not underestimate me."

' Buck! Why is she so strong!' Charge thought to himself.

" Because, what are mare wants, what a mare gets," I answered his thoughts not completely understanding what I did or how I did it. I moved closer and closer to Charge's face.

" HALT GRACE!"

[ OH FUCK ME PLEASE!]

< LITERALLY! >

" He is mine," Anarchy called out appearing through the busted doors looking at the scene taking place," Mares.... Tonight we dine in heaven."

Suddenly...Mares flooded the entire room as they charged for their hopeless victims. Even then, the mare friends of every colt specifically charged towards them except for me, Trixie and Octavia.

" FlutterShy, please! Not again! Why must you bring Rarity and Colgate into this!" Breeze said being backed into a corner from such mares," .....Wait.... Oh that feels nice....Wait, why does Rarity have a....NO! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!"

" Hehehehe, You scream, I scream, we all scream for Ice's cream!" Pinkie chimed with Zecora by her side.

" PINKIE! WAIT! ZECORA ISN'T EVEN MY TYPE!" Ice shouted," Wow...How are both of you all actually, Ooooh....How is she even bending like that?! OH CELESTIA! SHE IS BENDING IT! AGGHHH FFFFFFF......"

Since both Rainbow Dash and Vinetion were together, they both planned to go for one colt at the same time, preferably one with more....Experience.

" Urhm, Vine, Rainbow? What are you two doing?" Red Cross said as he tried to retreat slowly not wanting to cause any sort of disruption.

" Oh, nothing can you just answer one question for me?" Vine asked," Is it sexually thrilling to have a vine up your ass?"

" Wait.. What do you mean by.... OH BUCKING SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA! THAT .... Kinda feels sorta ..... OH FUCK! WHY THE CACTUS! WHY?!"

Legit on the other hoof was rather enjoying himself with both SpitFire and Berry Punch on the floor....Wait nope...He got 96'd by SpitFire but at least Berry Punch had her turn for the 69, which he enjoyed a bit too much.

" How does it feel?" Berry Punch asked as she moved in closer for a kiss from Legit.

" I'm Living the dream babe," He said continuing with the kiss.

Now, Dark had it a bit interesting with Vinyl and Twilight on top of him," Can you feel it Dark? Can you feel my friendship inside of you?"

" .....Wait....What?" He said a bit confused which he didn't have much time to think," Oh please... Ahhhh, I think I'm gonna...AGHHHH!"

Vinyl had looked a bit displeased with his actions," ....Seriously? Out of all the colts he had to be the premature one?"

" Don't worry, we can still make this work," Twilight said continuing with her actions.

CrackShot on the other hoof had nothing to say being tied up from AppleJack with his mouth covered by a muzzle," Ah'm gonna make you shoot alright~"

" MMMMMM!!MMMMMMMM!!!!.....mmmmmmm~.......MMMMMMNNNMMMMMMM!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! ....... mmmmmmmmm, mhmm mmmmm."

Chaser still in a relationship with the wall watched as it all happened," Whew~ Thank Celestia no pony can rape me like this."

" Don't you mean thank Luna?" Luna said as she trotted up to him two mares accompanying her, Lyra and Bon Bon.

" And how do the three of you all exactly expect to fuck me here?" Chaser said a bit with too much smug.

" Oh Bonny and I are very flexible," Lyra said bringing her marefriend closer to her.

" We have had a lot of practice," Bon Bon winked at Cloud Chaser.

" I still don't know how all of you are going too... OH SWEET LUNA! HOW ARE THEY DOING THAT UPSIDE DO-- AGGHHH THAT BUCKING HURTS! "

" I know~ But get used to it, this lasts for three days," Luna said as she kissed Cloud where he.... Laid horizontally ?

" Oh Buck me," Chaser cursed himself using the wrong words.

" Yes sir," Lyra winked.

" Sketch me like one of your french mares," Bon Bon said as she continued with her provocative motions.

" THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED!" Luna shouted.

"....Oh no...."

Trixie, Octavia and I approached Light as he slowly backed away," Grace! GET BACK! I'M WARNING YOU!"

" Warning isn't going to do enough, you've gotta teach me," I said making a pounce onto Light who had flinched back focusing on his horn as it glowed with a yellow aura.

*Bzzzttt Ping!*

I landed on the ground a few inches further from Light," Ughh...What the buck happened? WAIT! MY VOICE! IT'S BACK!" I then looked by my hindlegs," YES! MY BALLS ARE BACK TOO, oh fuck, my balls are back too..."

[ Yeah, just what I need! SEX! I AM TIRED OF BEING IN A MARES BODY! ]

< Oh yeah right, says from the mare who craved dick >

[ Hey! So did you ! ]

* THUD*

I was tackled by a more preferred and familiar face, Ditzy," Oh Muffin, I thought we weren't ever going to enjoy this.... But now...."

Ditzy stopped mid between in her sentence and pulled me into a kiss holding it for several minutes," Wow, you won't believe how much I missed that."

" And now, for the fun part," Ditzy said positioning herself on top of me.

I smiled with glee and pleasure," You do know even though you're in heat, I'm still in charge."

" Not this time Razor."

[ This, is going to be the best three days ever ]

Octavia feeling left out knelt by my ear and nibbled it," ~Menage A Trois~ "

I knew exactly what that word meant this time as she continued teasing me with a kiss and nibble while Ditzy was on top.

[ Okay, I lied, THIS IS THE BEST THREE DAYS EVER! ]

On the other side of the room, Anarchy teased Mr. Charge continuously with her tail and griffon tallons on his chest," Oh Mr. Charge, you do know what is going to happen right?"

" Yes."

" You are going to allow it to happen, aren't you?"

" Yes."

" You know I am not in heat right?"

" That only makes things a bit more fun," Charge said to Anarchy.

" You've just tickled my fancy," Anarchy said pulling Mr. Charge into a kiss," You don't know how long I've wanted to hear you say that."

And thus, it began.........

--------------------------------------Five Minutes Later----------------------------------------------------

" Just a little more Charge!" Anarchy encouraged him.

" I don't think I can ..... Aghhh.... FFFFFFFF.......FFFFFFFFF....FFUUSS........ FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Charge orgasmed.

Both out of breath Anarchy laid on top of him," Don't worry, we still have three more days for you to catch up on three hundred years."

" Yum."

--------------------------------------Three Days Later----------------------------------------------------

Every colt and mare a like were all exhausted from the marathon of sex.... WHO KNEW YOU COULD HAVE HAD SEX THREE DAYS STRAIGHT!

[ I can go for three days more ]

< Thank Celestia all the mares had sense to pull out....Or we would be highly fucked...>

I brushed Ditzy's mane as she laid at the side of me not too soon falling asleep. Deep in my subconscious, I appeared yet again in the room vastly colored white and not surprisingly Kill and Joy beside me.

" Oh, hello Graze! How long has it been, a month? Did you enjoy your time as a mare?" I heard a familiar voice snicker behind me.

Knowing the voice, I turned around to see a mare and suddenly was filled with shame, " You saw the whole thing didn't you?"

" A mother knows all that her children does....You can say that it 'Tickled My Fancy' ," Melody Grace said with laughter mocking me.

" Wow dude, she really is our mother," Kill said to both of us.

" I like your choice of name Grace," Melody had said emphasizing on the part of her name.

Nevertheless, I smiled and hugged her knowing that I was still able to see her," So, what brings you here again?" I kindly asked.

" What? A mother can't visit her son from time to time?" She said with a bit of joy looking up as if she had thought about something. Her snickering was a bit too obvious though.

" Hahaha, okay mom, not to be rude but what really brings you here?"

" Hahahaha, well don't get mad at me.... And I'm serious because I am your mother but it seems like you have been losing connection with a certain part of your family."

" Who? Tribal Pyro, Dad? Nah, I write to him all the time, isn't that right guys?" I said literally trying not to see HER name.

" Eeeeyup! Even sent him a muffin!" Joy exclaimed.

" Oh c'mon Graze! Are you serious? It's your sister --"

" SHHH! DON'T SAY HER NAME! SHE IS THE ONE WHO SHALL BE NAMELESS!" I overreacted covering her mouth.

Melody bit my hoof not meaning that much harm and shouted," Do not treat Aroma like that!"

" Oh buck, she has just doomed us all....." Kill and Joy said in unison

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Mysteries of Three Of Me

4TH WALL MOMENT

" Hahahaha, okay ponies, I know you thought this would have been a chapter but yet, something has bothering y'all a bit more than that," Kill said in the white subconscious.

" Oh yeah, that is a bit true, well, this chapter we are going to list hopefully ALL of these mysteries," Joy said," Right now, Graze is having a little chat with his mother about Aroma, so in the mean time Kill and I will hopefully figure this out as best as we can. Ready Kill? And please no cursing," Joy pleaded.

" Yeah...Buck you, no promises," Kill cursed at Joy then opening out a sheet of paper as he read," Okay! First of all, Mr. Charge....Yeah, let's just get this long ass full of mysteries out of the way. Number one what you all want to know is, where does Mr. Charge get all these damn books?"

" Honestly, to answer that.... We don't actually know, so that shall forever remain a mystery. Number two, this isn't so much of a mystery as more of an explanation as how can Mr. Charge actually read minds? Well basically just like Graze, he has two free willed consciences and because of that, they have a mind of their own and such can communicate with other consciences...We don't usually do but, it's kinda fun to mind fuck ponies...Mr. Charge enjoys it a bit too much..." Kill explained.

" Mhmm Yup! Next on the Silent Charge list, just how old is he? NO PONY KNOWS! HE KEEPS ON CHANGING THE AGE, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN AVERAGE IT JUST LIKE THAT! ....Or maybe we can.... But seeing that he knows a lot more about dragons and extinct ponies, we can assume he is hitting the thousands.... Wait...Does that make him a 1000 year old virgin?"

" HAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS SO BUCKING HILARIOUS! ~Whew~" Kill wiped a tear from his eye and chuclkled," Okay, next one is also pretty much fucked up as anything else, we all know Dark is Mr. Charge's son...But who the bucking hell is his mother? I mean c'mon ponies! Charge said he fucked the ground, planting his seed when Dark appeared out of nowhere OR that he found him in a fucking dumpster....Well, we can safely say, if things work out with Anarchy, he has a mommy...Preettyyyy fucked up family if ya ask me."

" Yeah, that whole thing with Charge just tickles my fancy. Ahem* Next on the list, and I mean this is going to make a lot of bucking sense. Even though we have classes as usual, Equestrian High does teach us about the basics but reason being so much messed up crap happens is that, they are literally preparing us for the outside world of Equestria....So, yeah," Joy explained.

Kill cleared his throat and rolled his eyes looking at a piece of paper," Great, another Mr. Charge and how does he know SlenderPony..... Okay, I am not even going to guess on this shit as I already know the answer. EVERFREE FOREST IS FUCKED UP PONIES! IT IS AN EVIL PLACE! JUST LOOK AT MR. CHARGE!" Kill cleared his throat from shouting," And that is my answer."

" Oh! Another ....Okay, this isn't really a mystery, but when Vine tricked us into eating a Poison Joke Pie, Graze and Kill switched places, right? Well, it could have been me as it is basically a 50/50 chance, honestly, it won't have been that much fun with me around, I'm the good pony remember?"

" By the way, why am I so Over powered?" Kill asked," Okay, it's time for me to color this situation pretty. Basically, we got Kill, Graze and Joy, all in the same mind, so you can say that is about thirty three percent each on the situation thus thirty three percent each having a say in what Graze does. But now, we got me and Joy, 50/50 of that 33% each since Graze is mostly in control. That is basically another 16.5% of myself and Joy who actually make up Graze who is 66% in control of his actions. Now here comes the best part, when I am in full control just divide 100/16.5 and you will get your answer...TA-FUCKING-DA!"

" Wow, I am a bit confused..."

"Yeah, it sorta is but who cares?"

" True, let's just say 'Magic' and move onto the next mystery, how is Melody Grace actually able to communicate with Graze?..... Okay, let's just say the power of love and the relationship between a mother and her son... Kind of touching if you asked me."

" No pony did ask you though."

" That's just mean....Can we please move onto the next topic?" Joy begged.

" Ugh, fine," Kill said as he read a piece of paper with glasses,"....Wait, these? You ponies want to know about my glasses? Graze uses glasses just to read and to write...Kinda sexy if you ask me though."

" No pony did--"

*POW*

" Don't use my line," Kill said after he slapped Joy interrupting his speech.

" ....Sorry," Joy sobbed wiping a tear," Next one, where do these other ponies actually come out from? Well, they literally just hide in the shadows not knowing who we are until we actually go up and talk to them....Please don't fill our message box with Celestia damn OC requests... You ponies ask why we have so many messages? It is because of that and other small talk which I truly appreciate... Only the small talk, don't come to us, we will come to you," Joy said literally talking to the readers.

" Yes Joy, and also, I am sorry for hitting you."

" No problem, I am used to it."

" Very well! Next mystery! During that time I actually went to PonyVille and Canterlot to meet Lance, there were two Ditzy's, obviously we overreacted but, if that means there are two Ditzy's that means there is another one of each pony there! Somehow....I think Vine is there, I don't know fucking why but I have this very gutsy feeling."

" Dude, you think of the weirdest shit ever and I would love some of what you are smoking."

" Never!" Kill said backing away jokingly from Joy.

Joy then grabbed the piece of paper from Kill," Next on the list is....What did Valkyria actually do during the heat season? Well, honestly, if Anarchy wasn't affected by it, I can pretty much safely say she slept at home... And if she was affected, she raped Spike...And maybe Vinetion's dragon, Lily as well."

" I thought I've seen all the porn there was but I apparently missed out one," Kill said," OH WAIT! THAT REMINDS ME! THE PORN STASH! If you guys remember waaaaaaayyyyy back in the earlier chapters, Graze had that stash of porn in his cupboard but then Charge kicked open the door and brought his ass to detention. The poor colt actually brought it with him when he moved into Ditzy's apartment! Hahahahahaha, honestly, I won't have left it alone either! You've seen what Vine and I had to go through just to get it back, but no, the porn was too much so Graze fucking burnt it all! THAT STILL HITS ME WHERE I LIVE! I MAY BE A DOUCHE BUT I GOT FEELINGS TOO!" Kill then cried in his hooves and knelt to the floor.

Joy then knelt with Kill and comforted him as he patted Kill's back," Don't worry, let's just get this over with and we can go watch some porn okay? I mean, we still have Graze, Ditzy and that three door fiesta of the others having fun."

Kill wiped his tears and sobbed," Heh, you're right, we can always relive that.... Anyways, next mystery."

" Where the buck is Pinkamena and Surprise?! Even though they are our Ex's, we can still talk to them, I think they are just a bit pissed off with how Kill and I didn't feel much when they broke up with us.... One day, we shall talk to them again and be all happy friends."

" Yeah, I am going to fuck Pinkamena, maybe then she would feel my friendship" Kill said and paused," ....Wait, they are free consciences! JOY! WE HAVE A CHANCE!"

"BY CELESTIA'S NAME! YOU'RE RIGHT! WE DO!" Joy said in sudden realization.

" Okay buddy, calm your hormones, let's just get this done. Chaser's scar.....How did he actually get that? He told us it was from a dragon."

" He also said it was when he saved a foal from a shark...Total Bullshit!" Joy actually cursed.

" Seems Legit. OH! THAT'S RIGHT! LEGIT! Honestly that dude's luck is like a fucking yo-yo, first he is with Berry and then we hear about him watching his parents fuck so much, he made a song... How did he watch his parents? We don't know, ask him! Maybe he just walked in on them getting busy, tickling each others fancies or maybe he saw Mommy and Daddy wrestling....Or, maybe he just cut a hole in his wall.....Yeah, all those answers are pretty legit."

" We got to stop with these bad puns, it is killing my joy," Joy said.

" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

" PLEASE NOT SO BUCKING LOUD KILL!"

" FUCK YOU! I DO WHAT I WANT!" Kill shouted to Joy," Hmph! The nerve of some ponies. Anyways, next mystery what happened to Omnius during the Marepocalypse? He got fucked alot! THAT'S WHAT! Maybe even a few 96's here and there."

" Oh and ShadowMark? He just ran and waited out three days, the usual time for it to end. Smart pony but he wanted to watch the world burn leaving us there.... I had fun though! Threesomes are always fun!" Joy said a bit perverted," Me Gusta~"

" Okay, also, the phrase "Tickled my fancy" basically means that it interested us.... But we just use it in such a more perverted way because it is funnier... I MEAN! C'MON! TICKLE MY FANCY! WHAT THE BUCK DOES IT SOUND LIKE TO Y'ALL !" Kill laughed.

" Oh! And finally, why Graze doesn't like Aroma is because--"

" Because that's in the next chapter! BYE READERS! SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME! We have to back to Graze and Melody."

" Night ponies!" Joy said waving a hoof.

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Love Hate Relationship

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

In the vast sea of white we all stood chatting with one another about my so called beloved sister.

" Honestly Graze, why do you hate your sister so much!" Melody exclaimed.

I sighed tired of this argument, " Mom, for the last time I don't hate her, she is just so annoying!"

" But she only loves you hun," Melody said with an easier tone.

" YEAH! LOVE IS THE BUCKING CORRECT WORD!" Kill shouted with sarcasm only to get slammed with a hoof from Melody," Ow! Hey, what was that for!"

" You shall not disrespect Aroma like that! She is still family!" Melody exclaimed in rage of hearing Kill saying that about her daughter.

" Okay then, answer me this! You and dad are both pegasi and so is Graze, Aroma is a unicorn, would you kindly explain that then?" Joy asked only wanting to clarify the situation only by going around the word of 'adopted.'

" Are you asking if she is adopted?!" Oh buck Joy is so screwed, please for the love of Celestia don't let Kill say--

" YEAH! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!" Celestia dammnit Kill! Why do you have to be the ass to say that now!

" Oh? You really want to know? Aroma's great aunt second cousin twice removed was a unicorn," Melody said with pride knowing that she was correct.

".....Yeah, I call bullshit on that," Kill said rolling his eyes.

" OBJECTION!" Joy shouted.

" Seems legit," I actually said without sarcasm this one point in my life against the two me's.

" How can you deny the fact that she is related! She has the same colour hair as you do! I've seen her just like you control that weird black flame thing."

" Yeah, please tell me how getting pissed off and nearly burning down an entire class is called 'control'," I said smugly to my mother.

" What? And like you didn't do any different when you faced that alicorn?" Melody said smugly back at me.... It is actually quite scary how alike we were.

" Hey, that is completely different! She knocked out two guys because they made one joke about her, ONE!"

" And you took out fifty ponies because of Ditzy."

"Hey, that was Ditzy and completely different!"

*Sigh* I honestly don't care anymore but, you're going to have to suck it up because she is going to be enrolled in this school like your father and I wanted," Melody announced.

Oh, look at that Kill actually had shut up for a full.... I don't know, ten seconds? " WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE IS COMING TO THIS SCHOOL!" Kill shouted breaking his quiet streak.

" WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU THINK IT MEANS!" Melody actually shouted at Kill.

" Wow, she really is your mom Graze," Joy said to me as we watched the two of them go at it.

*POW* And suddenly Kill slid on his back between Joy and myself taking a nasty hit from Melody.

" Dayyuuummm gurl, why you got to treat a brother like that?" Kill said rubbing his cheek.

" Because, no one treats MY family like that, not even you Kill," Melody said watching over him, she then directed all of her attention to me, " And you Graze, why do you hate Aroma so much?"

" BECAUSE SHE BOTHERED ME ALL THE TIME!" I said standing up to my mother.

" Do not raise your voice at me young colt and please, show me when exactly and how does she piss you off," Melody said.

" Alright, challenge accepted," Kill said with over confidence and stomped his hoof. Suddenly, book casings everywhere.

" What exactly is this?" Melody asked curiously as did I wanting to know what exactly this book casings were for.

" These are the memories of Graze!" Joy shouted echoing throughout the vast white sea of my subconscious," Hmmmmm... Seems a bit much don't you think?"

" Yeah," Kill said putting a hoof by his chin,".... I KNOW! STICKY NOTES!"

And then with that shout, all the book casings disappeared as sticky notes literally flew out of Celestia nowhere flooding the scene.

" I hate this," Melody simply said covered fully with sticky notes to which I agreed.

" Yeah, me too," Joy said blinded by the sticky notes," How about.... AHA! FILING CABINET!"

Every single sticky note merged with one another folding neatly and fitted perfectly with one another to form one big ass metal filing cabinet.

" Wow Graze, look at all the shit we've done," Kill said amazed at the filing cabinet, he then placed a hoof at his chin as he the only one stared in front of the object," So....How do we actually open this bitch?"

Joy on the side lines looked at Kill and wondered as well, but with a hunch he shouted," OO! OO! I KNOW! OPEN SESAME!"

*BANG* One massive drawer of the cabinet quickly opened stretching massive lengths hitting Kill and sending him yet knocked on the floor again.

Melody curiously walked to the cabinet and randomly pulled out a file, a file actually much larger than any of those which laid," Excuse me young colt, but why does this say 'Porn'."

Melody stood with a hoof tapping waiting for an answer," And why is this ten times the size of any folder here? Do you want me to open it?"

Joy and I immediately looked at Kill and blamed him," IT'S KILL'S !"

" WAIT WHAT?!" He shouted being accused on the floor as he tried to get up," OH BUCK!" He shouted as Melody approached him with the massive and yet heavy pile of porn, only yet to assault him once again," UHMM...UHMM OH FUCK! WAIT! VIDEO!" The porn folder and the cabinet disappeared altogether only to be substituted with a wide monitor.

" Ooo, nice one Kill," Joy complimented him," Urhmm... What was that name of that video again... Oh! Right, it was Navi!"

" Why would you name something Navi?" I asked Joy and Kill.

" Just watch."

On the monitor, I appeared sitting by the table of my home enjoying a daffodil sandwich until I heard," Hey Graze!"

My eyes opened wide, gulping the last bite of my sandwich as I heard the voice but it was too late, I couldn't escape from....Her.

Oh buck me, I remembered this day, it was when dad had left to get some more groceries leaving both Aroma and I home alone.

" Hey Hey Listen!" Aroma then chuckled as I tried my best to ignore her," Hello! Hey Hey Hello Listen!"

" Yes Aroma, what do you want?" I said bemused.

[ Oh buck man, she is only doing this to piss me off!]

< Hey, maybe if you shut up, she won't hear you >

She ignored my comment," Hey Hey! Hello Hey Look Listen Hello!"

'OH FUCK! SHUT UP PLEASE!' I thought to myself.

" Hello! Hello! Hey Listen!" I ignored her," Hey Watch Out! Hello! Hey!" I kept my calm and walked out of the kitchen praying to Celestia she didn't follow.

As I made the turn of a corner she suddenly appeared in front of my face, literally IN FRONT OF IT her snout touching mine, invading all personal space," Watch Out, Look, Hello, Hey, Listen Listen, Watch Out, Look Listen, Hey Hey, Watch Out, Hey Hello Watch Out Listen!"

My eye twitched if I heard one more Celestia bucking --

" Hello Hey!"

" AROMA SHUT THE FUCK UP! I ALREADY ANSWERED YOUR CELESTIA DAMN QUESTION! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU WANT!" I shouted venting my rage.

".....How you doing?" She said smiling and skipped pleasantly away.

My eye gave a random twitch as shit was about to hit the fan," ...... AROMA! I AM GOING TO FU--"

" Yeah, let's just stop there before he curses... A lot," Joy said.

" Oh dude! We can't forget that time we were sick!" Kill exclaimed.

" Oh right!"

Now, I was laying in bed sick with the flu and a high fever while I shivered from cold sweat.

[ Ah, I FUCKING HATE THIS COLD! *ACHOO*]

< Gesundheit > Joy said handing him a napkin.

" Hey Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze."

[ I am going to skin her alive ]

" Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah, hermano, hermano, hermano, hermano, hermano, hermano--"

" WHAT!" I shouted.

" Are you okay?" Aroma asked feeling a bit frightened from my shout.

" DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM OKAY TO YOU?!" I shouted back at her while she exited the room signifying the end of that scene when Kill stopped the memory.

" Wait, continue that clip!" Melody shouted.

" Alright, whatever you say," Joy said.

When Aroma had closed the door she had felt a bit sad knowing that she aggravated me while I was sick," Wait, I know what will make Graze feel better! A nice bowl of his favorite oatmeal!"

With that being said, Aroma rushed down stairs and into the kitchen looking for the oatmeal," Aha!" She shouted in success finding the box of oatmeal and then opening it. Using her magic was a simple task to open the box as well as emptying the contents into a pot filled with water," Hmmm, I wonder if I should use my magic... Graze did tell me that these flames were a bit different and that I did need practice," she then shrugged," Meh, whatever."

Using the magic she quickly manipulated the familial trait of black flames heating the pot which quickly bubbled," Oh shit!" She shouted extinguishing the flames as she stopped her magic," Damn, this shit must be over one thousand degrees," she said examining the pot filled with oatmeal.

" Something isn't right though, he does like his oatmeal a bit sweet," Aroma then looked around the kitchen for the jar filled with sugar," Found you~" She chimed pulling the wrong jar which was filled with salt as it had sat closely to the sugar.

Once emptying a shit load of salt she walked up to my room filled with a sense of joy and success knowing that she was helping her brother out. She rushed with the pot filled with lava hot oatmeal engulfed within her magical grasp down the corridor and towards my room where the door was still open.

I saw her rush happily and a sense of determination as it was her mission to bring me this bowl of piping hot Oatmeal," OH FUCK! AROMA! NO!"

" DON'T WORRY GRAZE! I BROUGHT YOU OATMEAL!" She shouted almost by the door only to slip clumsily on a used tissue. Everything played out extremely slowly as I saw the piping hot bowl of oatmeal fly towards me.

" OATMEAL ARE YOU CRAZY ?" I said in slow motion.

" I'M SORRY GRAZE !" She shouted.

*Splash*

[ Three ]

< Two>

[ One ]

" AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT FUCKING BURNS! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!" I shouted in pain," SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA! WHY DO YOU FORSAKEN ME!"

" I'M SORRY GRAZE! I'M SORRY!" Aroma shouted as well trying to over power my screams of pain.

After a few hours of screaming and crying, I completely washed off all the oatmeal with a cool shower," Ahhhh, that was refreshing," I said as I walked out with the towel around my neck but something else had disrupted me.... The bowl of oatmeal still with some of its contents inside.

[ Hmmm, it does look tasty ]

< Yeah and she did make it for you bro, just try it out >

I rolled my eyes and went towards the bowl of oatmeal still a bit hot.... How was that possible? I don't even know, it was like a few bucking hours! I shrugged off the thought and bent my head towards the bowl and stuck out my tongue, I mean seriously, what could go wrong?

* Lick* My tongue made contact with the oatmeal.

~ A few pleasant hours later~

" I WAS WRONGGGGG!!! I WAS HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!!" I said as I sat upon the toilet bowl crying in pain as if I was passing a kidney stone," WHY AROMA! WHY!!??"

" GRAZE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!" She shouted through the door trying to support me.

[ OH SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA!]

{ WHAT?!}

< WE ARE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!>

{ WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUT! WE ONLY USED SEVEN ROLLS! }

" AROMA! PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP!" I shouted through the bathroom door.

" ANYTHING GRAZE! WHAT DO YOU NEED?!"

" I NEED MORE TOILET PAPER!" I demanded.

" AND HOW THE BUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO GIVE IT TO YOU! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR JUNK!"

" PLEASE! I BEG OF THEE! I NEED IT!"

".....FINE! HOLD ON A SEC!" She said leaving me on the toilet seat.

[ Help me Aroma, you're my only hope ]

I sat on the bowl waiting countless minutes as I waited for Aroma to reach back with the roll(s) of toilet paper, honestly I hope she brought more than one because I planned to stay here all night.

" GRAZE I'M BACK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Aroma shouted through the door.

" DID YOU BRING THE TOILET PAPER!!" I answered back.

" No..."

[ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NO!]

" WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU MEAN NO?! " I repeated Kill's line.

" I'M SORRY BUT INSTEAD I BROUGHT YOU A NOTE BOOK!" Aroma shouted through the door.

" WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ME A NOTE BOOK!"

" Duh, so you can draw and wipe your ass!" She said with a bit of a tone thinking that I knew the answer.

" AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DRAW WITH! MY SHIT?!" I shouted furiously still on the bowl.

" NOT REALLY! I BROUGHT A PENCIL!" She then rolled a pencil underneath the door," SEE?"

" OH! TA-FUCKING-DA! JUST BRING ME THE PAPER!" I demanded as it was top priority that I got that paper.

" OKAY! HERE THEY COME!" Aroma then knelt down and slid the paper under the door.

" Oh joyous of days, I think I would have exploded if I didn't have anymore toilet paper," I then intensely stared at the neatly uncomfortable paper which was never used to wipe one's ass. WHY NOT JUST GIVE ME SAND PAPER! , "....Uhmm, Aroma, can you at least send it a bit further? I can't reach it."

" Sorry Graze! That's as far as my hooves can go!" She shouted.

I then stretched out my hoof still trying to maintain my position on the toilet, still couldn't reach it.

[ YOU NEED TO STRETCH! ]

< FOR OUR SAKE PLEASE!>

I closed my eyes stretching both of my hooves out as I was so damn close to reaching the paper. And then, suddenly. THE.WORST.POSSIBLE.THING.EVER. Happened.

My hoof slipped on the pencil causing me to slip and fall off of my toilet seat......

[ Oh buck no ]

< Why does life hate us?>

*RRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPP*

[ Holy Fucking Shit]

< Literally >

From my fallen stature, I looked at the scene behind me," OHH CELESTIA!! WHY!?! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"

" And then we all lived happily ever after, the end," Kill said smiling watching the face of disgust on Melody's face.

" Graze, do you honestly blame her for that?! She was just trying to help you out, please, just help her out while she attends this school... For my sake, I don't have that much time left," Melody pleaded," C'mon Graze, she is family."

" NO!" Kill shouted.

" Yes," I replied," Because that is what family do, I can't just leave her alone...And yet, she is my sister and she did try to help."

Melody then pulled me into an embrace," THANK YOU GRAZE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

" Heh, I love you too mom," I said accepting her embrace.

" I love you too son, but it's time to wake up," she said.

" Wait, what?"

" Wake up Graze!" Her shout become more aggressive as she shook me.

My eyes had now opened wide as I watched upon a mare standing above me," GRAZE! YOU'RE AWAKE!" She then picked me up with her magic and pulled me into a hug," I've missed you so much!"

" Aroma?! How did you find me?!" I wondered.

" Why, I just followed the trail of sleeping mares and stallions of course, wasn't too hard," she giggled.

[ Wow, why does life hate us so much?]

" Why hello Kill, you look rather dashing today," Aroma said specifically for Kill.

[ Yeah, buck you too.]

" Got you pissed off in ten seconds flat, that's a new record!"

< Wow, the convenience in this story is terrible!>

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Meet Aroma!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Aroma stood upon her haunches as she strangled me with love," GRAZE! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" She exclaimed.

Through what little air I had left, I tried to speak hopefully stopping her from killing me," Aroma...Can't...Breathe!"

" Oh, sorry Graze," she chuckled using her magic placing me on all four hooves. Honestly, I really did miss Aroma, I then returned the favor and pulled her into a hug.

"Don't worry Aroma, I missed you too," I said within the embrace soon letting her go.

< Awww, Graze you do love her >

[ Blegh ] Kill said pointing a hoof to his mouth.

" Oh my gosh! Kill, Joy! I haven't seen you guys in so long!" She exclaimed greeting both of them but not to soon to actually notice what had taken place ," What the buck happened here?"

[ Probably the best thing ever!]

< Let's just say, the Marepocalypse happened >

" Wait what's the Marepocalypse?" Sorry but search on the word 'Marepocalypse' has failed, now searching for suitable replacement,"OH! You mean the heat season....I was actually wondering why dad had locked me up for three days but it all makes sense now! How did it happen so early!?"

I sighed looking at my surroundings of the half destroyed room only to notice that my friends and teachers were gone with the exception of a wall bounded Chaser and a unconscious retarded smiling Mr. Charge ," Let's just say we fucked up pretty bad."

" Hahahaha, you caused this Graze?!" She said amazed to which I replied with a simple 'yes' as I picked up the sleeping Ditzy upon my back," Who is that Graze?"

I smiled looking at Ditzy sleeping upon my back and nuzzled her," That's my marefriend Ditzy, I just want her to get to bed, she's all tuckered out."

[ From fucking ]

{ KILL YOU ASS!}

" Wow, Graze getting a little bit freaky," Aroma teased as she nudged me looking at Ditzy and opened her mouth only to use her Celestia damned given talent to sing," She's a super freak, super freak, super freak-ay."

I sighed tolerating her usual crap as I began to slowly trot out of the room and into the corridors of the school," C'mon Aroma, lets get her too bed and then I will show you around."

" No problem!" She said trotting beside me," So, how did you meet her?"

To that, I smiled remembering my fast day of school but got carried away with the memories and explained every censored moment from me standing up to the bullies who had tormented her to the time of the beach as well as the bar fight including that I was a mare but yet, I didn't forget our anniversary.

" Wow, she must be one lucky mare, I wish I had a stallion who could swipe me off my feet," she had hoped.

I snickered," Not while I'm around, no pony dares touch you."

" Oh c'mon Graze! Why do you have to be so over protective?!" She exclaimed as it was being unfair.

" Because it is my duty as your brother to make sure no colt touches you," I said with a successful smile," and please, save me that crap, you're the one who nearly beat a mare to death."

" Hey! That bitch Fleur asked for it, and anyways, you broke up with her," Aroma said correctly.

" Yeah but still, you should have let me handle the situation by myself," I then had a random flashback of Fleur violently choking me.

' IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU! NO PONY CAN!'

My eyes were wide open as I remember that scene of the psycho bitch," Actually, thank you, things could have gotten a lot worse if you weren't there."

" Does this mean you won't kill my coltfriend?"

" No," I quickly replied as if it was pure reaction waiting for her to ask that question. As we trotted to the room, we saw Omnius with his mop and other cleaning equipment heading towards the rape dungeon," Hey Omnius, what's up?"

" Oh, hey Graze and mare that looks like Graze," he greeted lending out a hoof to Aroma.

" Hiya! I'm Graze's sister Aroma, pleasure to meet you," she said shaking his hoof.

" So what are you doing ?" I asked Omnius yet again.

" Well, the principal is back in the school and he wants me to clean up all this mess! Honestly, I really do hate this job sometimes," He complained.

" Well, this school would be nothing without you," I said hoping to bring up his spirit.

" Yeah yeah,but what I wanna know is why there are skittles and plants everywhere?" He said causing my eyes too open wide. That literally tickled my fancy...Skittles and vines......

[ OH FUCK THAT IS TOO HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ]



[ When you're older Joy]



" Nah dude, I'm just joking with ya but I seriously need to get back to work, I don't want to get the principal pissed off now, Ta-ta," Omnius said waving a hoof as he walked down the corridors.

" What a nice colt," Aroma said as I continued down the usual path for a few minutes with small talk here and there about my hectic school life thus far.

" Well, looks like we're here!" I said infront of Ditzy's and my dorm room. I tried to keep my balance on three hooves as I attempted to open the door with another but Ditzy had already awoken from struggling.

" Ugh...Where am I?" She asked trying to get a fixate on our surroundings.

" Don't worry Bright Eyes, we're almost home so you can rest up," I assured her.

She yawned and rubbed her eyes with a hoof still upon my back," Uhmm Graze, who is that?" She said pointing to the mare extremely similar in looks as she had the same red and white mane combo as well as the small ice white like stain.

" Wow Graze, what's up with her eyes?" She obliviously said taking notice of Ditzy's slight problem.

[ Yeah, you're fucked]

< Kill's right...For once>

" AROMA!" I shouted at my sister.

" W-what did I do?" She said a bit frightened.

" Graze calm down, it's nothing really," Ditzy said getting off my back and into the room," I'm sorry Aroma but Graze can get a bit over protective."

We had all taken a short tour of the room trying to quickly get out as Ditzy needed her rest until--

" GRAZE YOU HAVE A DRAGON?!" She shouted rushing towards the orange-black dragon who was not too long ago sleeping curled up in a little basket," Ooo what's her name?"

" PLEASE PUT VALKYRIA DOWN! SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE--"

*Woosh* Valkyria blew a fine cloud of smoke at Aroma's face ,"--Touched."

All Aroma did was giggle at the dragon's assault finding it to be a bit cute," Hehehe sorry Valkyria,'' she apologized releasing the dragon as it quickly rushed back into it's miniaturized bed.

" Okay Aroma, you've had you're fun, we will see Valkyria later," I then trotted towards Ditzy and kissed her upon her cheek," Sleep well, see ya this afternoon?"

" No problem Muffin," she returned the kiss and headed towards her room.

The moment Aroma stepped outside the door I quickly shut it and whispered in a vexed tone," Can't you be a bit more subtle than talk about her eyes?! She has had a very hard time dealing with that!"

" I'm sorry Graze, I didn't know, I promise I will apologize to her later," Aroma promised.

I snorted a hot fume of air through my snout as I tried to vent out some anger," Fine but please just be a little more considerate."

" Will do Graze! But in the mean time, can you tell me more about the teachers so that I won't have such a hard time adjusting?"

" I suppose so," I said as I began my trot," First of all, we have Mr. Charge, one of thee strictest teachers inside the classroom but once you get to know him, he isn't that bad, you're just lucky that you're a mare or else he would have thrown books at you every second for not keeping your mouth shut."

" Hey! That's not nice!"

[ No shit sherclop ]

" It was just a joke," I chuckled," You've met Omnius already but he isn't really a teacher. Next we have Cross, more in the biological department and also the school's nurse, he usually just fixes me back up whenever I break a leg. We also have the principal but he usually doesn't say much..... And then, we have a Chaser, one of thee youngest teachers of the school--"

Omnius had now reached the so call rape dungeon as his eyes gazed upon the wall struck sleeping Chaser," Holy shit! Chase!" He rushed towards him trying to wake him up," DUDE! GET UP!"

*WHAP WHAP* Omnius back hoofed him twice.

" W-what happened?" Chaser said still trying to wake himself up.

" Hold on buddy, let me try and get you out," Omnius said tugging upon Chaser's body," HNGGGGGG! C'MON ALMOST THERE!"

And with a final tug, Chaser was released from his stone imprisonment landing straight on his chest on the floor," Ugh...My back," he said getting up on all fours stretching every single joint until hearing a satisfactory crack relieving him of his tensed body.

*SNAP* Was all that was heard before Chaser held onto his hip rolling on the floor in pain," AGHHAGGHHHAAGGHHH WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?!"

" CHASER! CALM DOWN MAN, WHAT HAPPENED?!"

" I DON'T BUCKING KNOW!" He sobbed," ALL I REMEMBER WAS LYRA, BON BON AND LUNA FOR 72 HOURS!"

" Wait.... THEY ACTUALLY FUCKED YOU ON A WALL? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? NO WONDER YOU'RE IN PAIN DUDE!" Omnius then looked at his friend in pain," We have to get you to Cross, do you think you can walk?"

" I-I don't know man, let me just try and *SNAP* AGGGGHAAAGGGHHHH!!! MY LIFE IS FUCKING RUINED!"

Omnius then rushed to his friend by his side and picked him up placing one of Chaser's hooves around his neck," Don't worry man I get your back," He then looked at Charge smiling with his mouth wide open," Yeah, I'm leaving your ass here."

Chaser began his rant as Omnius carried him out of the room," My fucking hip fucking snapped! I'M OLD LIKE MR. CHARGE! I'M ONLY TWENTY ONE!" Chaser took a breather from his continuous rant," I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE SO MANY POSITIONS INVOLVING A GUY AND A WALL!"

" Ooo, you mean like that video one stallion one wall?" Omnius asked.

" Omnius," Chaser called out," Tell me I'm young..."

" Man, you're not going to die, you're young and still alive, you're going to live a long life with Luna and grow old--"

" NO! I'M NEVER GOING TO GROW OLD!" Chaser shouted denying the laws of life itself.

"-- Yeah, he doesn't like to be called mister or sir, he hates to feel old," I said in front of a classroom door to Aroma," and then, we have our Philosophy teacher--"

" Oh thank Celestia! Graze, you're just in time for my class... Urhm, who is that?" Anarchy said from the opened door.

" This is my sister Aroma and Aroma, this is Anarchy our philosophy teacher," I introduced both of them to another.

" Sister you say.....This is going to be a bit interesting, please enter my class and stand in front," Anarchy instructed.

" OOOOOO GRAZE! MY FIRST CLASS, THIS IS SO EXCITING!"

" Don't get your hopes too high, somehow, I know shit is going to hit the fan," I replied as we both stood staring at the entire class of ponies.

Anarchy snapped her fingers directing the attention of the class to the front," Okay fillies and gentlecolts, today we are going to have a special argument between brother and sister."

A few murmurs from the class were heard even from my friends sounding like," I didn't know Graze even had a sister!"

" Yes, meet our new student and Graze's sister Aroma, today on one side, Graze will be arguing for the side of males while Aroma will be arguing for the side of females both stating their reasons why the other is better... Let the chaos begin," Anarchy instructed.

Oh buck me with Celestia's horn and spin....

[ OKAY, NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE BOTH EQUAL VIEWS AND RIGHTS FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALE SO PLEASE DON'T SPAM ME AND I PROMISE I HAVE A REASON FOR THIS]

[ Secondly on news, you ponies keep on asking why second season is taking so long? Honestly, I sort of denied one OC request which I had once chosen because of some 'difficulties' but anyways, I would like every OC who had a spot for second season or basically whenever the middle school program starts to just give me a reminder of who they are and etcetera but also, I still need a compatible mare OC which I have completely forgotten about... So yeah.... If you wanted a spot, tickle my fancy with an OC for the middle school chapter or at least so I can make a chapter not forgetting you all and at least introducing you all]

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One Does Not Simply Argue With A Mare

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Before you read this chapter, I just wanna state that I honestly don't think any gender is better than the either.

Mr. Charge being the only pony in the room quickly awoke shooting upwards with the biggest smile on his face from ear to ear....

Oh Celestia no, I think every other living cute kitten and puppy instantly died.

He was in fact so happy he began to skip like Pinkie Pie merrily outside of the room and down the school corridors... OH CELESTIA WHY!?! NOT THE BUNNIES TOO!

As he skipped down the halls, he opened his mouth and began to sing a miraculously wonderful tune:

My name is Silent Charge,

"Hello!" He waved to a passing student.

And I am here to say,

" How ya doing?" He waved to yet another passing student.

I’m gonna smile, 'cause I fucked someone todaaaaayaay!

It doesn't matter now......

" Wait a second..." Mr. Charge stopped his skip mid air landing on the floor," Something doesn't seem right," he placed a hoof upon his chin as he same came up with the real suggestion," AHA!"

He saw Omnius walking down with Chaser with a hoof around the janitor's neck.

[ NOW THIS SCENE HAS CHOREOGRAPHY! And also, if you noticed the lines fit perfectly for these singers as they really did do these actions in the previous chapters.]

Mr. Charge began to sing attracting both Chaser and Omnius' attention.

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)

" Wait, is that Mr. Charge?" Chaser asked curiously.

Something beautiful happens in this world

" Oh c'mon dude! This is going to be fun! I actually know this song!" Omnius begged Chaser.

" Alright, let's do this," Cloud Chaser accepted.

You don't know how to express yourself, so

You just gotta sing

(Charger sang as he trotted down with Omnius and Chaser gathering a crowd of students.)

I just had sex (Ay)

And it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)

I just had see-eeay-ee-ex

And I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past

(Cloud Chaser sang to two passing by students)

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it, it literally just happened

Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest ( Cloud Chaser said pointing to Mr. Charge smiling.)

(Omnius sang to another student as she tried to back away.)

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex

If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

(Cloud Chaser with the three teachers rushed into a classroom bumping into another mare but still continued with their song.)

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

(Omnius sang beside Chaser)

Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)

Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

(Charge)

I just had sex (Ay)

And it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her ( Chaser and Omnius showed hooves of approval at Charge)

I wanna tell the world

( Chaser)

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it

(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!

(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

(Omnius)

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

(Charge stood on top of the teachers table and pointed his hoof out to all the students traumatized.)

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

If you're near or far, whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

Omnius: She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!)

Chaser: But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!)

Omnius: I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!)

Omnius:She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

( Charge continued on top of the table)

I just had sex (Ay)

And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)

So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes

Then you qualified to sing with me

( The entire male population within the class stood up and began to sing swaying their hooves back and forth)

I just had se-eeee-ex (Everybody sing!)

And it felt so good (We all had sex! )

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had se-ay-eeee-ex (I just had sex)

And I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-havin'-seeex ways of the past

" Okay Charge, now that we traumatized an entire class, can you please take me to Cross? My fucking hips are killing me," Chaser asked exiting the classroom.

" No problem Chaser," Charge smiled placing him and Omnius on top of his back with a quick swipe of a hoof," Gonna get you there in ten seconds flat."

*WOOSH* Charge flew through the entire school and in front of Cross' office,".....Wow, you really are one fucked up pony," Chaser said.

" I will take that as a compliment," Charge replied opening the door entering Cross' office," Yo Cross, I got another for ya."

Meanwhile in the classroom, Aroma and I stood in the front as Anarchy awaited for the argument to begin," Well, what are the two of you waiting on?"

" No disrespect Ms. Anarchy but--" I looked at Aroma," I am not going argue with my sister."

[ WHAT!? ARE YOU ACTUALLY WASTING THIS ONCE IN A DAMN CELESTIA FUCKING CHANCE!!]

< Graze, forget Kill, I am with you on this fully. I really don't want to piss off a class filled mostly with mares>

Ice then stood up from his seat," Yeah, this is kinda useless, we all know males are better!"

Oh my sweet fucking Celestia you stupid ass Ice....WHY WOULD YOU SHOUT SUCH A THING!

" WHAT?!" Pinkie Pie shouted a bit shocked.

" Sorry Pinkie but it's true, we simply are better," Ice said a bit over confident, smugly and yet subtly.

[ .....Well shit, you're not getting any pussy tonight, anypony brave enough to join this group? ]

" Oh really?" Aroma asked," How about we make a little bet, if us MARES win this argument, you all take us to the mall."

All the mares in the room cheered for such a bet. Ice then looked back at a few colts who backed him up, none being me," Okay, and what if we win?"

" We do your homework," Vine said standing and flew to Aroma's side.

" Seems legit enough, I can go a few days without homework," Legit said trotting to Ice's side.

[ Oh, look another has joined the crowd, anyone want to make this a game? ]

" DEAL!" Dark shouted.

" Dark! How could you!" Twilight exclaimed.

" Sorry babe but I really don't want to do homework."

< And, another joins the chaste >

" Ooo, I like where this is going, every mare sit on the right side of the class while every colt sit on left side," Anarchy instructed," May the best gender win."

< Graze...Hold on a second and don't get pissed off....I cannot stress that part enough..>

{ Just tell me already}

< We don't have any homework, Ice got trolled by Vine>

Now realizing that had only pissed me off....just a tiny bit.

*SMACK* " ICE YOU ASSHOLE!" I assaulted him and shook him violently

" WHAT?!" He shouted back at me.

" WE DON'T HAVE ANY BUCKING HOMEWORK! DO YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF FUCKERY YOU JUST PUT US IN?" I shouted at him.

" Dude, calm down, I'm standing up for colts everywhere, how about you have faith in us?" Ice said trying to calm me down.

" HOW ABOUT I SHOVE TEN THOUSAND P.S.I OF MY HOOF UP YOUR ASS!" I shouted at Ice now pointing to the mares.

" Graze just calm down and explain, please," SeaBreeze asked with CrackShot and Light now joining the group.

I facehoofed," Let me explain this real nice and slow....They are mares....And they want to go to the mall... Mall plus mares equal tons of hours shopping when I could be home sleeping!"

" Oh fuck Ice, you just screwed all of us over," Light added.

" You have to....No. You NEED to make sure that we win this," CrackShot said grabbing Ice deeply staring into his very soul.

* KNOCK KNOCK* Our attention diverted to Anarchy as she pounded a mallet," May the colt's present their first argument!" Anarchy said as she snapped her fingers giving herself a fancy wig, looking like a judge.

" Your honor, colts do most of the hard labor, constructing buildings, clearing the fields as well as the ones who built this school which shelter all of us, including mares thus without us, such hard labor cannot be accomplished," Ice stated his first statement.

" Excuse me?!" Rainbow Dash interjected," Colts and mares these days help one another out! What the buck are you talking about that you all do most of the work?!"

" Rainbow Dash is right! What the hay do you think we do all day?" Vinetion stated.

Dark smiled," Teach, clean.... Stay in the kitchen."

" Sandwiches anypony?" Ice laughed.

[ Yeah, both of you are never getting any sexy time ever. ]

" Ouch dude, I don't think you should have gone there," Legit warned them a bit too late. * CRACKLE SNAP* Vine bitch slapped Dark and Ice with a vine not taking that sexual comment a bit too well," Yup, I was correct."

[ Oh Snap--]

< -- Crackle Pop, Rice Krispies~>

" Now ya see! A colt would have never reacted such a way," CrackShot exclaimed.

" Oh, please be my guest and explain why then so many colts are in prison more than mares?" Luna stated," It is indeed an interesting fact as the mare to colt ratio is extremely high."

" Who do ya think causes it?" Ice asked a rhetorical question against the mares.

" Oh yeah?! Well at least when mares go to jail, we can enjoy rape in prison! I mean, we are separated from the colts,right?" Aroma shouted.

I then stood up, not against any side but to just correct Aroma once," Aroma, it isn't rape if you enjoy it and I think you are straying from the topic."

" Hahahaha, oh yeah! Sorry Graze!" She then looked at Ice," Ice?"

" Yes?"

" OBJECTION!" She shouted randomly and then chuckled," Sorry Ice I just wanted to say that, but it is statistically proven that there are more professional colt chefs than mares."

" Wow, that is two for mares and zero for colts...Dayumn," Anarchy said keeping score.

" Okay fine! But mares have more bodily issues!" Ice said pulling a low blow.

" You're damn right we do!" Aroma said.

Anarchy with a bemused expression then marked one for colts, a simple victory for us but yet short lived.

" Also, we have maternal instinct just to take care of foals!" Lyra announced.

" She is right, we can take care of foals better than any of you," Bon Bon admitted.

" Oh yeah, how so?" CrackShot announced.

" We can simply put our children to sleep will a lullaby as you males try ever so hard to even pick them up," Octavia added in.

" Please, prove it right now," Legit challenged her.

" Hmmmm, alright, FlutterShy can you come in front please?" Octavia asked kindly.

" W-why? " She stuttered," I-I really don't want to argue."

" Oh darling, you aren't going to argue, you're just going to sing a sweet tune for our lovely audience," Octavia encouraged her.

" Oh! Okay, well I guess I can do that.... B-but who?"

Please don't pick SeaBreeze, please don't pick SeaBreeze, please don't pick SeaBreeze.

" SeaBreeze," Vinetion called out picking her target with an evil smile, she obviously knew he couldn't sing at all but yet she picked the poor colt who bravely walked up against FlutterShy.....Poor bastard.

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN POOR BASTARD!? FUCK THAT SHIT! MY EARS ARE GOING TO BLEED! ]

Fuck me sideways....Weeeeee, isn't this fun?

FlutterShy cleared her throat and began her smooth and lovely tune," Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head, hush now quiet now it's time to go to bed."

< That...That was beautiful > Joy said wiping a tear. It was now SeaBreeze's turn as he walked up and cleared his throat," Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head, hush now quiet now, it's time to go to bed."

I really wish that is what I heard but instead it translated to this...Somehow," It's Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!"

[ OH SWEET MERCIFUL CELESTIA! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!]

Everypony even Ms. Anarchy pleaded him to stop singing as we all simultaneously and yet over dramatically felt our eyes roll to the back of our heads as our ears ran a river of blood..... Figuratively speaking of course.

Suddenly a window randomly shattered before Chaser as he lied down upon a bed patiently awaiting for Cross and Charge," Wow, that was weird," he said to himself.

"Oh buck Charge! This is the fourth one this week! Couldn't you wait until next week to injure a pony?" Cross complained about his heavy work load as Chaser now sat on the bed back straight and his hind legs dangling over the bed side," Honestly, I swear to Celestia I barely get a break because of you and Graze."

" Wow Cross chill out, I didn't do it this time, it was Chaser."

" Oh," Cross said raising an eye brow bemused at Chaser as he had still held a grudge," And what did you do?"

" ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I WAS LITERALLY FUCKED 'TIL MY HIP SNAPPED!" He shouted but yet taking caution to purposely leave out Luna's name.

" Alright alright, stop your whining and let me take a look at it," Cross said as he moved to the side of Chaser's flank.....Yeah, get ready for a pretty fucked up scene.

[A/N: Killjoy giveth and Killjoy taketh away]

" DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MY DICK IS THERE!" Chaser exclaimed.

" Just shut the fuck up and let me do my work," Cross replied as he carefully inspected the dangerous zones of Chaser's hip," Dude, that's pretty fucked up."

" Wait, what is?"

" I mean it's huge!" Cross exclaimed.

" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"

" Chill the buck down bro, it's your dislocated joint literally sticking out! It isn't really a broken hip, it's just that you won't be able to walk for--"

" ARE YOU SAYING I'M PARALYZED IN MY HINDLEGS?!" Chaser interrupted Cross before he was allowed to finish his sentence.

" Chaser calm down," Charge tried to calm Chaser.

" NO! YOU DON'T BUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I CAN'T EVEN WALK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS!" Chaser shouted as the fear of paralysis infected his mind.

" Chaser! Just listen to me! You aren't paralyzed!" Cross tried to explain.

" What you just say?"

" It's all in your head Chaser," Charge informed.

" You sick fuck! You come here and dare mock me with your four hooves and tell me it's in my head? I CAN'T FEEL A FUCKING THING!"

" BECAUSE IT'S DISLOCATED CHASE!" Cross shouted.

" I hope both of you have sons...Maybe even daughters and I hope they have their legs taken away, so you can watch them feel my pain," Chaser said calmly overreacting.

" DON'T YOU PUT THIS ON DARK MAN! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! DON'T YOU PUT THAT SORCERY UPON HIM!" Charge shouted.

" YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I FEEL?!" Chaser shouted picking up a blunt scalpel next to the bed.

" Don't do it Chaser....Don't do it," Cross said," Just put the scalpel down."

" Go on, I fucking dare you," Charge said calmly," Make my day."

All of this now had happened because of Chaser feeling old and paralyzed from the waist down...Seriously....

*Squish* Chaser with the most intense of faces stuck the scalpel in his hind leg,"......AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!" Chaser screamed as if he was passing out a kidney stone.

Cross and even Mr. Charge flinched from his screams of pain," OH SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA! AAGGGGHHH!!! MOTHER OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY! FFUUCCK!"

" Charge! Hold him down!" Cross ordered as Charge restrained Cross," If he gets off that bed, he is going to feel a lot fucking worse."

" He is moving too much! We need to get the scalpel out!" Charge exclaimed.

" REMOVE THE FUCKING SCALPEL! IT BURNS!!"

" Okay, okay! Calm down, let me just pull the scalpel out," Cross said to Chaser as Charge restricted him.

All Cross did was poke the scalpel," DON'T TOUCH IT! AGHH!!"

" WAIT!" Charge shouted grabbing another scalpel," We can use the scalpel as a lever and pluck it out!"

" Good idea!" Chaser said to the actual terrible idea...Honestly, none of them were thinking under the heat of this moment. Charge literally used his mouth and with the scalpel plunged another into Chaser's hindleg.

" Agghhh!! FFFFFFF, SHIT!" Chaser said trying to endure.

" NOW WE GOT TWO INSIDE OF HIS LEG!" Cross shouted only making the situation worse," WAIT! WE HAVE TO CUT AROUND THE SCALPEL!"

" WHAT?!" Chaser shouted at the horrible idea. He then felt a stinging sensation of another scalpel in his flesh but this time cutting into his skin.

" No, you gotta wiggle that shit man, here let me do it," Charge said wanting a try and actually successful with removing the knife.

" Ahhh, merciful Celestia... " Chaser said with a pant relieved from the pain and his newly formed cut to which Cross was treating flapping his wings releasing a fine healing gust as the the gap within his leg closed up with no signs of a scar.

Meanwhile, Charge's senses alerted him of some sort of conflict within a class," Guys! I think there is a massive argument going on!"

" Really? Where?!" Cross said distracted from his patient.

" I'm definitely sure it is one of Anarchy's debates."

" What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Cross said excitedly rushing out the door.

" WAIT! YOU GUYS ARE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?!" Chaser exclaimed upon his bed unable to move.

" Oh shit," Charge said as he approached Chaser," Okay, No shrieking, no screaming or squealing either, promise."

" I promise * SNAP* AGGGGGHHHHH! CHARGE YOU DICK!" Chaser shouted as Charge literally made a quick motion with Chaser's dislocated leg pushing it back into it's socket," FFUUU.....Wait," Chaser paused as he felt movement back within his leg," I can feel my leg again!"

" Yeah yeah, friendship is fucking magic, LET'S GO!" Charge said still in his happy mood from the beginning of the morning as he with Cross and Chaser rushed to Anarchy's class.

" So Charge, what is this argument most likely to be about?" Chaser curiously asked.

" Knowing Anarchy and that today is a Friday also to take in account that today is the first day after the Marepocalypse, I am going to take a rough guess on gender supremacy."

Chaser knowing Charge's right to wrong streak was never broken, he rushed ahead of the group with a mission as he said to himself," I can't let them lose this one! I have the solution which will render all other feminine arguments invalid!"

[ THIS THING IS GOING ON FOR FUCKING TOO LONG! PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME!]

< Dude, we are consciences, we can't die>

[ WHY DOES CELESTIA FORSAKEN ME! EVEN WITH DEATH!]

So far in Anarchy's class, the mares and colts were tied as both sides battled wanting to become the supreme gender," Alright class, if either side can come up with the better pro for their respective gender, they win, simple as that."

All the mares huddled in a circle as so did the colts.

" So, what are we actually doing?" Light questioned.

" I don't know! We have to come up with a better reason why colts are better!" Ice informed the huddled group.

" I don't want to go to the mall! I hate the mall!" Dark exclaimed.

" I honestly don't mind," SeaBreeze added in.

" That's because FlutterShy has you on a leash! We seriously need to get you out of that!" CrackShot exclaimed.

" So....Graze, what's the plan?" Legit asked me as the entire group stared at me looking for an answer.

" Fuck you all, I didn't even want part in this shit but here I am anyways!" I exclaimed at the group," Knowing Aroma she probably knows the correct way to thoroughly fuck all of you."

" DONE!" We heard Aroma shout.

" And you guys are thoroughly fucked," was the last thing I told them as we all awaited for Aroma's reason.

" Mares are simply better as a pure and honest example being our great and wonderful ruler Princess Celestia, I mean, why isn't a stallion there instead?"

Anarchy clapped hearing her reason and then watched upon us group of colts," And what do you guys wish to counter with?"

[ Fuck you Aroma, fuck you sideways!]



"I'm stumped," Breeze replied.

" Yeah, just fuck it, we lost," Dark admitted defeat.

" Meh, I don't mind going to the mall," Light said as he took defeat a bit better than the rest.

" ......Damn," was all that Shot said.

" I wasn't even really in this," I said being the only neutral character.

" Yeah, we lost, I guess I'm doing homework," Legit said sadly.

" Dude, we don't have any homework," I responded.

We all then looked at Ice as he flipped an entire table in complete rage throwing all of its contents upon the ground," FUCK! WE LOST!"

" Yeah looks like someone is handling defeat like a pro," I said sarcastically.

Anarchy raised an eyebrow in interest," Are you guys seriously giving up?"

We all nodded and answered with a simple 'yes'.

" Okay, well I guess the mares win," Anarchy shrugged but then soon joined in with the celebrations of the mares who had recently won.

* SLAM*

" WE CAN WALK WHILE WE PISS!!" Chaser randomly shouted bursting through the door of the classroom.

" Sorry buddy," Anarchy said flicking her tail under his chin," but the mares already won," she said to Chaser but was soon distracted by another pony at the door," CHARGEY!"

Anarchy flew towards Charge and hugged him," Guess where we are going?" She asked him.

" TO THE MALL!!" All the mares shouted answering for him.

" Yeah Yeah, give me a few minutes, let me get Ditzy," I said exiting the room," Just get the chariots ready."

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The Trip

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

With somewhat of a struggle, I managed to get Ditzy out of bed, she honestly didn't want to wake up but as she heard the word 'mall' she instantly grabbed me and flew quickly towards the front of the school.

[ Typical Female]

< Dude, that's sexist >

Right now, all of us were waiting for a certain mare by the chariots Luna possessed....Sadly, the mare we were waiting for was my sister....WHY DO MARES TAKE SO LONG?!

< Okay, now that is sexist.>

" Hey Graze, who was that mare I saw, was that your sister?" Charge asked with Chaser beside him, Cross on the other hoof was not able to come as being the school's nurse/ doctor always took a lot of his time.

" Yeah, her name is Aroma," I replied.

" That's it? Aroma?" Chaser asked curiously," Aren't us ponies supposed to have like...Longer names?"

" Ugh, fine, I just call her Aroma for short, her real name is Aromatherapy, Celestia knows why my mother gave her that name," I ranted.

[ Dude, honestly her name makes no sense, number one, she is a unicorn who can manipulate our flames, number two Aroma has something to do with scent but yet her special talent is singing....Please tell me how that makes one bucking load of sense?]

{ .......... My name is Razor Graze, my special talent has nothing to do with my name, therefore fuck you Kill }

[ Touche ]

" Okay, where leaving Aroma in five minutes so can we all please get on the chariots?" I kindly asked to which everypony except Light, Chaser and Charge stayed back as we were the ones going to do the flying. Flying for *TAKES DEEP BREATH* Twilight, FlutterShy, AppleJack, RD, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Vinetion, Anarchy, Breeze, Shot, Ice, Dark, Light, Legit, Aroma, Octavia, Luna, Vinyl, Ditzy, Lyra and Bon Bon. So, I can safely say we were carrying a fuck ton of ponies.

[ Dude, fuck ton is only for fifty and above, therefore we must use the term 'shit load' ]

{ Fuhuck you } I whispered to Kill.

" Wait! I want Charge with me inside our chariot, I'm sure Dark won't mind flying right?" Anarchy asked.

" Sigh* Fine," he sighed taking Charge's place.

" I promise not to throw any books at you when we get home....For one hour," Charge said smiling to Dark.

" Yeah, yeah," Dark waved off as Charge with Anarchy entered the chariot.

Basically, we had over twenty ponies and two carriages, ten per carriage...for the least but yet if Aroma didn't reach yet that would be one less mare to deal with, halle-fucking-lujah. Basically, seating arrangements were like this, Twilight, RD, FlutterShy, AppleJack, Trixie, Pinkie Pie, Octavia, Lyra, Bon Bon, Luna and Ditzy in one while Aroma, Vinetion, Breeze, Shot, Ice, Legit, Charge and Anarchy in another.

*SLAM!*

The doors of the entrance of the school flew wide open as a mare, Aroma, walked through it singing quite marvelously might I add in perfect tone,"-- And I see my frieeends, kicking in the front seat, kicking in the backseat, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"

* SLAM* Vinetion flung open the doors of her chariot hearing Aroma singing," BITCH THERE IS ONLY ONE SEAT LEFT! GET THE FUCK INSIDE!" *SLAM* Vinetion slammed back the door of her chariot.

" Oooo, temper temper," Aroma chuckled as she galloped entering the vehicle and with that we flew off with Chaser and Dark flying the mostly mares chariot as Light and I took control of our usual group of friends. A thirty minute flight shouldn't be too bad, right? WRONG!

Dark and Cloud's chariot were the lucky ones, all the mares quiet or having peaceful conversation. So now, let us do a little comparison.

( Chaser's Chariot )

" I simply cannot hold my enthusiasm to go to this wonderful renaissance!" Octavia said holding her anxiety.

" Thou arth be withholding some mutual feelings, thy has taken ear to a certain event with my favored baked delights," said Ditzy.

" My dear fere, I beseech an answer to is why you enjoy such peasant like treats? They make quite pudh of a mess," Rarity said.

" Ugh! Back from whence you came harlet! How dare you make such comments of thy favored delight! We shall engage in hoof to cuffs when we land!" Ditzy exclaimed.

" Ye need not make such uncouth behavior! We are mares! There shall be no conflict betwixt us!" Twilight exclaimed separating the two.

" We need not to see Luna's wrath now," Fluttershy warned.

" Indeed, tis an unpleasant sight to behold," Lyra added.

" Forgive me for my unladylike actions," Ditzy apologized.

" As do I seek your sincerest forgiveness," Rarity too had apologized.

" Seek no further, I accept thine apologies, now, may we enjoy this trip which our fere Vinyl can wrought?" Luna asked of Vinyl.

" But of course my dear majesty, it shall be my honor!"

" Huzzah! Now let us enjoy thy pleasantries and seek naught of this conflict!" Luna exclaimed.

" Thus enforcing my belief of a time whence I pondered the meaning of kinship until thou arth invited me into its sorcery," Twilight stated.

Bon Bon, Rainbow Dash and AppleJack had confused expressions on their face as they all said in unison," What the buck are y'all doing?"

( Inside my Chariot, five minutes from destination )

" DUDE! YOUR FUCKING LEG IS TOUCHING MINE!" Ice shouted.

" WELL JUST GIVE ME SOME BUCKING SPACE!" CrackShot shouted moving back hitting Legit.

" HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! THIS IS FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE!" Legit shouted at them.

" Oh c'mon guys, do we seriously need to fight?" Breeze asked silently.

" YES!" They all shouted.

" I swear to Celestia, I am going to kill those three," Vine said to Aroma trying to keep her calm," I mean seriously! Who the buck cares if Charge and Anarchy are giving each other kissy faces!.....Aroma?"

Aroma was too busy sticking her head outside the window enjoying the breeze in her mane as she allowed her hoof to wave through the air," WEEEE!!! MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!" Vine quickly pulled her in and closed the window.

" If I am going to suffer, you're suffering with me, that is what mares do!" Vine whispered to Aroma.

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO CARES?! WE CARE!" Ice shouted.

" DO YOU KNOW HOW BUCKING CREEPY THAT IS?!" Shot announced.

Aroma too was getting a bit annoyed at the continuous fighting, so she had an idea using her magic to create a musical spell which soothed everypony within the chariot as she sung matching it's tune.....So peaceful.

" Wow Aroma, your voice is so beautiful," Legit complimented and blushed," Do you think sometime...maybe... we can, you know..."

" Go on a date?" Aroma completed his sentence.

" YEAH!" He shouted a bit too loud.

" Nah, you're one of Graze's friends and I only see you as a friend too!" She chimed but all Legit heard was the word 'friend' echo in his thoughts.....friend....friend.....friend....friend....

[ BOOM MOTHER FUCKER! FRIENDSHIP ZONED!]

Behind that whole scene, the music was so peaceful that even SeaBreeze had the feeling to break out in song....Oh Celestia No....

( Outside of My Chariot )

Light and I were smoothly flying through the skies enjoying frivolous chat," So how are you and Trixie going?"

" Oh dude, we are the best, last night we--"

" OH SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA! MY EARS! MY FUCKING EARS!" Sounded like Ice...

" LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!" CrackShot shouted.

" HEY GUYS! EASE UP IN THE BACK THERE!" Light shouted as we got unexpected movement from the carriage.

" I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SINGERS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING CHARIOT!" Charge shouted," IT'S TIME TO OPEN A CELESTIA DAMN WINDOW!"

" WAIT? WHAT?!" I shouted but then got thee worst turbulence of my life as Light and I both tried to control the air borne chariot.

" MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING DOWN! WE NEED TO MAKE A SUDDEN LANDING!" Light shouted.

" WAIT! LOOK THE MALL!" I shouted coming into view," Let's try and make this smooth~"

" EVERYPONY HOLD ON TIGHT!"

-------------------- Four minutes Later ---------------------

[ Wow, how lucky of us ]

< Yeah, I mean, we landed safely in the chariot park and no pony got hurt >

Near to the entrance of the mall I looked back at the nearly half destroyed chariot with one wheel missing, a few other nearly destroyed chariots in the chariot park and a whole set of ponies injured as one held onto his knee," Tell my wife and kids...I loved them...."

I looked upon him and smiled," No....pick only one," he was in deep thought and soon fainted...NOT DEAD BUT FAINTED....

I smiled to rest of the group who entered the mall.

Their eyes filled in amazement each with a certain plan and specific thing to do... Vine's attention was caught by an advertising pony holding a sign saying ' SUPER MEGA MOCHA CHILLER' ....This was relevant to her interests or we can say, it tickled her fancy as she stared at what had been her heaven.

Ditzy on the other hoof saw the food court giving out free samples of muffins while Aroma was dazzled at the sight of many ponies, a chance to actually get a colt friend without me stressing upon her.

Anarchy saw this as an opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible.

Aroma's horn glowed brightly with a crimson red creating her own background music.

" Oh Celestia no...Not again," Ice face hoofed.

" I WANNA JOIN TOO!" Breeze said excitedly.

WHAP!

" NO!" Mr. Charge held him back and shouted after he had thrown a book.

Background music, lyrics by me

At the Mall (At the mall)

[Ditzy]

At the mall, in the food court,

I’m going to test them all,

All the muffins, I shall taste them, At the mall!

All the berries and the cherries,

I will eat them big and small,

All for me, here forever,

Riggghht here at the mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

All our dreams will come true right here at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Vinetion]

At the Mall (it's amazing!), I will buy them (better hurry!)

All my coffeetastic tasty treats! (yummy, yummy!)

Hungry ponies (they'll be snacking!), they will buy them (bring your money!)

Mocha chillers and tasty sweets! (gimme some!)

And I'll spend a lot of money, for my baeutiful coffeeeeeeee!!!

[Everypony except Breeze]

All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter

All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Aroma]

At the mall, all the ponies

They will meet fair Aroma-therapy

They will see I'm just as fun, at the Mall! (at the Mall)

I will find him, my Prince Charming,

Without Graze, hopefully,

He will treat me like a lady, to-day at the Mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

This is what we've waited for, to have the best day ever!

Each of us will live our dreams, today at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Graze]

She’s been dreaming, I've been waiting

To beat that one brave pony

The coltfriend that she picks

I’ll Spin him 'round hitting him kicks

End him in ten quick seconds

Shower his blood like diamonds,

Her coltfriend will see me here,

At the freakin' Mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

All we've longed for, all we've dreamed, our happy ever after!

Finally will all come true, right here at the Shopping Mall, at the Mall!

[Anarchy]

I am here at the Mall, for it is the best place for me

But the one thing it was missing was a dragon, Anarchy

For I am the best at chaos, all the students will agree

Ponies running, ponies screaming, from me at the Mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

Destruction and confusion right here at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Chaser]

At the Mall (at the Mall), with the Princess (with the Princess)

Is where I'm going to be (she will be)

We will talk all about Celestia and why does she hate me (You will see)

It is going to be amazing as Luna takes time just for me!

[Choir]

This will be the best day ever!

Into the Mall we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow

Into the Mall, let's go in and have the best day ever

Into the Mall, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine

[Ditzy]

Into the Mall, muffins to the end!

[Vinetion]

Into the Mall, buy some coffee

[Aroma]

Into the Mall, find my colt

[Graze]

Prove to Aroma how a colt can be

Ditzy: To eat!

Vine: To drink!

Aroma: To find!

Graze: To kill!

Anarchy : To woop!

Chaser: To talk!

[All]

Into the mall, into the mall!

And we'll have the best day ever!

At the Mall!

And with the ending of our song, every mare ran off to where they wanted to be.

[ That was thee gayest thing we ever did ]

< But, it was fun >

Charge then stood with all of the stallions," Guys, do you know what this feeling is? It's freedom....."

[ Tell me how you guys liked the song, meh~]

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AT THE MALL!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

And this is the real chapter.

Every colt stood now not knowing what to do, honestly without the mares we had no sense of direction as we were supposed to be dragged by them. Vinetion made an instant dash to the 'Star's Bucks' one of thee most well known coffee franchises in Equestria, Anarchy....Well, we don't know where she went off too but as for Ditzy who was trotting around scavenging for muffin samples in the food court, maybe I should warn her, I think a shout will be sufficient.

" YO DITZY! EAT ALL THOSE MUFFINS AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET A WICKED BAD TUMMY ACHE!" I shouted echoing through the entire mall.

" NO PROBLEM MUFFIN!" She shouted back. I really did not want to intervene when she was having one of those 'episodes', but needless to say, it did not go well the last time....Maybe she had to learn her lesson.

< Wow, that's kind of harsh >

[ If she won't learn, then what else?]

{ I will comfort her when we get home, might need a few buckets though.... }

With all the mares gone, Octavia and Vinyl in the music section, Bon Bon and Lyra having a nice meal enjoying each's company, FlutterShy, Rarity and Twilight who went to the spa while Pinkie, Rainbow and AppleJack....Honestly, what were girls like them going to do in a mall?

I looked at all the stallions in the group," Okay guys, so what are we going to do while our ladies are out?"

" Hmmm...We can see that new Daring Do movie!" Dark exclaimed.

" Oh yeah! 'Luna's Grail' right?" Ice asked.

" That's the one! I've been waiting two years for this sequel!" Dark replied.

" So what time does it actually start?" Legit asked curiously, time was always of the essence.

" WAIT! I'LL CHECK!" Light shouted teleporting himself to the cinema booth.

" ME TOO! I wanna see if there are any other movies!" Shot announced teleporting as well.

" Damn poor colt....He doesn't know that I want to see Daring Do as well," Charge smiled evilly," Well, I guess I can always force him."

" Isn't he is a student?" Chaser asked.

" Fuck you, I do what I want," Charge replied.

*BZZZTTT PING*

" Okay! Next show is in thirty minutes!" Light shouted.

" Sweet!" Breeze exclaimed overjoyed,"....So what do we do now?"

" Well, I don't know about you guys but I want a hay burger from Mare Donalds, see ya in a few," I exclaimed flying off to get my well deserved burger. As I stood in the somewhat long line I felt my sixth sense tingle, it felt so strange....something dark.... Like I was being watched.....

I turned around with my attention directed to a dark grey-ish unicorn with a black and blue striped mane but yet, he wore a black vest, he just gave off this eerie feeling, even the lights in the mall seemed to have dimmed as I stared upon him....Couldn't be too bad, am I right...Who the fuck was I kidding! This pony just looked straight down dread! His eyes stared through his red shades and literally peered down into my soul sending a quick shiver up my spine.

[ Graze! Snap out of it! You seem like you've just seen a ghost!]

{ .....I-I think I have....} I honestly swear I saw a spirit by his side.

< GRAZE! It's just a pony >

{ Shhhh, guys listen, can you hear that? }

I swore I even heard some kind of music playing.

I stared at the unicorn for a good few seconds, guy even had a pet crow....Yeah, if he creeps me out anymore I'm calling Valkyria.

" HI GRAZE!" Aroma shouted cutting off all concentration and music [Hence stop the short lived music]," Can I borrow a few bits please?"

I shook my head furiously coming back down to Equestria," W-what...Oh, Hi Aroma, how much do you need?"

" Oh, I don't know, twenty bits?"

I raised an eyebrow in surprise and used my wing to open my saddlebag," Wow, that seems like a lot, what do you need it for?"

" Oh, nothing, food and stuff," she said with a bead of sweat dripping down her brow," Please?"

I knew that face, she was hiding something. I stared at her with seriousness in my eyes," Who's the colt," I said not even being a question, I was too damn sure for of it.

She looked back and forth trying to keep her eyes away from a green stallion in the background," AHA!" I exclaimed finding the colt and quickly charged him, poor thing didn't even have a chance.

Aroma shouted fearing for the stallion," RUN FOREST RUN!" So, his name was Forest?

I pounced on Forest and stood on top of him with a hoof on his chest," Look at me Forest, you are supposed to buy the mare food, not the other way around and you dare do such shit to my sister? I swear to Celestia's beard, I will rip you to shreds, burn you on fire and rip your ashes to shreds, got that?"

He nodded his head furiously," Good, now get the fuck out of my sight," I said letting him go as he quickly ran off.

" Aroma," I called her out with a calmer tone taking my place in line," Why do you insist on getting a coltfriend to somepony you now met! Did you know what he was trying to do?"

"...No, but I offered to buy him food!" Aroma announced.

" Listen to me sis, the guy always buys the food, you say you wanted to be treated like a mare?" She nodded,"Then fine, but not with a colt like that."

" So does this mean you won't attack every colt that I talk to?"

" No, but I have to go to the movies in a few, so please for yours and my own sake, don't do anything I won't do and I, won't date a stallion......Especially not one like that."

Aroma sighed," Fine, enjoy your movie and your food bro."

I did feel sort of bad leaving Aroma alone now so instead, I gave her a few bits," Look, here is thirty bits, go buy yourself something nice."

" REALLY?! I LOVE YOU GRAZE!" She exclaimed hugging me.

" Yeah yeah, I think I have to go order my food now," I pushed her off of me as she left with the thirty bits skipping happily.

' Graze is right, I need to find a better colt, maybe Vine or Ms. Anarchy can help! I mean, Vine is what the guys all the time and Anarchy must have some experience!'

The mysterious shaded pony saw everything take place from the beginning as Aroma entered," I swear, I've seen that clothed pony around the school before....Wow, who is that mare? Is that his sister?"

' Who's the colt.'

' RUN FOREST RUN!'

" Hmm, that pony has a temper, maybe I should probably talk to her soon without Graze, if I am correct....He is going to the movies and that would probably be the best time," He said and looked to his crow,"What do you think Abyss? Do I have a chance?"

" KAW!"

" Yeah buddy, thanks," He said to his pet and back to humming his tune.

Vinetion was standing in the line waiting for her turn to order the 'SUPER MEGA MOCHA CHILLER', she could not contain all of her enthusiasm as each step drew nearer and as each customer walked by, she gave out a small fan girl squeal. It was so close, she was going to taste it and now, it was her turn.

" Hello good day m'am and welcome to Star's Bucks, what would you like to order?" The pony behind the cash register asked kindly.

" Hi! I would like one Super Mega Mocha Chiller please!" Vine ordered.

The register pony quickly pulled a massive freezing cup from the side of the counter," Wow, these things are selling out fast! That will be ten bits m'am!"

" No problem good sir," Vinetion used her wings to open the flaps of her bag and stuck her head in looking for bits.

As she stuck her head out, a minuscule brown moth flew out graciously flapping it's wings," I'm free~ I'm free~"

Vinetion stayed at the moth with pure hatred," WHAT?! THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!" She said not finding anything related to bits. She then emptied the contents of her saddle bag, all of her pens, school books and--

" Miss, your porn magazines please! We have little kids here!" The pony behind the register warned her.

" FUCK YOU AND THOSE KIDS! I NEED MY DAMN COFFEE!" Vinetion raged knowing that she was so close yet so far.

Aroma at that moment happily trotted by bouncing her head to a rhythm only she heard," AROMA! BLESS CELESTIA! I NEED YOUR HELP!" Vinetion then grabbed the mare with a vine pulling her into the crowd.

" HEY WHAT'RE YOU DOING!" Aroma shouted as she was being dragged.

" I NEED TEN BITS!"

Aroma stood up and looked at the contents placed on top of the counter," Wow, is that Graze's porn? Hahaha look! The December Twins!"

" Yes yes, I saved some knowing that he would have come back for them! NOW PLEASE! I NEED TEN BITS!"

Aroma thought to herself for a moment," Alright fine, I will give you ten bits--"

" YES! THANK YOU!"

"--Unless--"

"Unless? Damn, I knew it! You really are Graze's sister!"

" Unless you help me out a little bit, nothing much."

" That's it? Deal!" Vinetion accepted not actually taking interest in the term and agreements. Aroma happily placed her ten bits on the counter paying for Vinetion who happily trotted out slurping on her chilled coffee.

" That looks good! Can I have some?" Aroma asked.

" Uhmm...but...But I..." Vinetion stuttered.

" Thanks!" Aroma somehow had taken that for a yes grabbing the cup within her magical grasp from Vinetion and slurped nearly a quarter of it down," Mmmmmm! This is really good!"

Vinetion quickly took repossession of her mocha before the mare chugged it all down," Yes! I know, how do you not get brainfreeze?"

" Duh! Graze and I control fire, we are resistant!" Aroma happily replied.

" Ahh yes, now, how may I help you?"

" Well, it really is nothing much, I just need a little advice on how to get a colt!.....And maybe a little help from you girls."

" Girls? I'm the only mare here," Vinetion corrected.

" Oh buck! Hold on a second, I'll be right back!" Aroma quickly teleported with a quick curl of tribal black flames soon dying out.

Anarchy was in the female's rest room waiting for her next victim to appear, she stood calmly watching herself in the mirror, fixing her hair just to pass time pretending nothing was amok.

*Squeeeeak Thud* Some unlucky pony had entered the bathroom and went quickly into the stalls unable to hold the flood.

Anarchy watched herself smile in the mirror as she heard the pony's flank meet with the bowl.

The pony breathed with relief,"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Fuck, that was one hell of a relief.

Anarchy too was amazed at this getting a bit distracted from the long going 'aah's ' but then soon snapped out of it and snapped her fingers.

Magically, from the pony's point of view, she felt the toilet water splash with amazing force against her flank," AHHHHH!!" The sighs of relief to ones of terror as she left the restroom. Anarchy laughed maniacally unable to control herself from her own prank, she was in fact laughing so hard that she was rolling on the floor.

*Woosh*

" Hi Miss.....Ewww, you do know that the bathroom floors are dirty right?" Aroma said to her teacher trying to catch her breath.

" Hahaha...Haha...Ha, ~Whew~," Anarchy laughed wiping a tear from her eye," Yes Aroma I know, so what do you need help with?"

" Well, I was wondering if you could help me out with a colt problem."

" Honey, I'm busy having too much fun! Why don't you join me?" Anarchy offered.

" No no, I need your help now, Graze won't be here for two hours and this may be my only chance!" Aroma begged staring at Anarchy with puppy dog eyes," Please!"

" .......FINE! But let's do this quick, I am missing out on some perfect chaos."

" *SQUEE* THANK YOU!" Aroma said teleporting both Anarchy and herself from the bathroom and back to Vinetion.

[ Artwork yet again by our lovely Cloud Chaser, you epic bro ]

" Wow, that cover looks great!" Light said admiring the poster as we all walked down the aisle and into the Theatre #3.

" Yeah man, they actually paid me to do that, you don't think I actually survive off my teachers pay," Chaser chuckled and whispered to Charge," And, how do you think I soundproofed my room?"

" Yeah, yeah, buck you Chaser, let's just get our seats."

" I CALL MIDDLE ROW!" I shouted zooming passed the group and flew to the empty middle aisle big enough to fit all of us.

" YES YES YES YES YES YES! WE'RE GOING TO SEE DARING DO!" Legit announced in his seat with popcorn and beverage.

* WHAP* " SHUT UP! THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO BEGIN!" Charge slammed a book into his face while the theater lights dimmed.

" Mmmmm,mmmmmm oh yeah....Mmmmmmm," we heard two ponies behind us getting their freak on.

" Ugh, seriously? Can't they at least have the decency to that in the back row?" Ice whispered to me.

" Honestly, I don't care, I just want to enjoy this movie," I said with my nachos and cheese beside me.

-----------------------------At the School-------------------------

Cross stood in the teachers lounge, the only pony actually being there," Wow, where is everypony? Seems kinda quiet without Charge....Or Chaser.....Or Anarchy...."

Omnius was the next pony to walk in," Yo! I've come to.....Chill? Where the buck is everypony! It's so quiet man!"

" Yeah, I know, I was just thinking that same thing."

The door opened yet again this time revealing Principal Shadow Mark," Hey guys, why don't we go out and......Guys? Where the buck is everypony!"

" Gone." Omnius and Cross replied.

" Where?!"

" I don't bucking know," they replied yet again," It's a Friday sir, they could be anywhere!" Cross said.

"....Well, I'm bored," Shadow Mark stated.

" Wanna do something fun?" Omnius asked.

" Like what?"

" Roller Chair Derby," Omnius announced.

" AWWWWWWWW YEAHH!" All of them bro hoofed another.

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Racing Marks

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

RedCross' Fic

Omnius, Cross and Shadow all sat on their wheeled chairs except for the principal himself who used his office chair with the ability to spin. Omnius was now about to explain the rules of the game as they all patiently awaited at the starting line at the beginning of a slope.

" Okay ponies, this game is simple, first pony to reach cafeteria wins," Omnius simply explained as he handed out three books to each pony all being given the same colors of green, red and blue," To make this game more fun, I 'found' Mr. Charge's secret book collection, sadly, poor babies were collecting dust, Celestia knows why though. BUT! They can't be too deadly, right?"

" And what exactly are we going to use these books for?" Cross asked patiently sitting on his chair.

" Well, what else are we going to use as but offensive?" Principal Shadow Mark said as he stopped spinning on his chair paying attention to the rules.

" Shadow is correct, we are going to throw these books at one another to make the game a bit more interesting," Omnius responded," Just for fun ya know?"

" All right! Let's get this race started!" Cross said ready as Principal Shadow just smirked at how badly he thought they were going to lose.

" Three!" Omnius shouted sitting upon his chair," Two!" They all leaned preparing themselves as they held the cushion of their seat," One!" All their legs touched the floor waiting for the push off," GO!" AND THEY'RE OFF!

All three of them rolled down the slope catching speed as they descended the school's easy access wheel chair zone....Yeah, don't park your chariots in those handicapped yellow spaces now.

Shadow Mark had spread out his wings cutting through the air resistance giving him an extra boost shooting passed Omnius and Red Cross, upon closer inspection, one would have noticed a scar on Shadow's,' I know I can't fly well with it but at least I can glide.'

" Oh buck!" Red Cross shouted putting his game face on, he too spread out his fully capable wings accelerating and soon passing both Omnius and the principal.

All three ponies on their racing stools were now at maximum speed down a straight path except for Omnius and his lack of wings. Omnius saw as Red shot by and grabbed a green book," I don't know what the buck you do! But here's to good luck!" He flung the book spinning defying all laws of physics and gravity as it took straight aim to where he had thrown it. Only by a pure chance of luck did Red look back to see how far his opponent was but to only see a green book flying directly towards him.

Red suddenly made a quick lean to the left dodging the book which aimed for the next pony within it's straight path, the principal.

* POW* The book had made instant contact with the Shadow spinning his chair out of control, losing balance and headed straight into wall," Ugh buck," he said rubbing his head only to realize Omnius had passed him.

Next pony on Omnius' list was Red and the distance between them was lessening every second that passed," Oh no you don't!" Red shouted and flung a blue book behind him........*Thud* The book only dropped as nothing happened, not giving any fucks whatsoever," WHAT?!"

" HA!" Omnius shouted watching the blue book thud," NOW TAKE THIS!" Omnius then took a red book throwing at Cross.

" That same trick won't work on me janitor pony," Cross said with smug watching back at the book as he made a quick turn," WAIT WHAT?!" THE BOOK WAS ACTUALLY FOLLOWING HIM! " MR. CHARGE! WHY DO YOU FUCKING KEEP THESE BOOKS?!" Cross shouted but nevertheless, he had to keep his eyes on the road or more preferred, the hallway as the next turn was an extremely sharp corner to the left. Red Cross opened out his right wing which held onto the air curling it and using it as a drift making a successful turn within the view of the cafeteria doors . He looked back and forth at the red book as it tried to keep up with his sudden drift but fell out of corner hitting a bright yellow student with a red mane.

Poor stallion didn't see it coming.....Anyways, at this point principal Shadow Mark pushed the chair with his head as he galloped trying to make up lost ground, he saw the student who had just fallen from the red book's impact. " MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" He shouted only with the game on his mind using his back as a stool and jumped back onto his chair. " Pray to Celestia that you work," he said grabbing the blue book, kissed it and took aim at Omnius.

The book made a quick whisper before it was thrown,' The first shall become last', the book then zipped up from his hoof and zipped through every single turn those two ponies ahead had made with extreme precision leaving behind a blue trail.

" Oh fuck," Omnius said accepting his faith as the blue book approached him and then passed him," What the...."

The sound of something ominous as it cut through the air making a distinct sound attracted Cross' attention, he watched as the blue book make a quick circle above him and dived bomb him and his chair.

* KA-BOOM*

The book literally exploded leaving behind a small blue colored blast zone spreading no more than one metre. Knowing how fucked he was, he didn't say a word.

Omnius flew past him with his rolling chair, laughing and said," Hahahaha, I'm not cleaning that shit up!" And burst through the cafeteria doors. Second pony to pass through those doors was Principal Shadow Mark spinning on his office chair celebrating second place making quite a come back while the last pony to enter was Cross from a fatal accident with his half burnt chair with the wheels still intact," I CALL A REMATCH!"

" OH YOU GOT IT!" Omnius and Shadow Mark shouted.

One hour later, Aroma, Vine and Anarchy were spending a little girl time together.....May it be forced or willingly.

" I mean it Aroma, no means no," Anarchy rejected," You can force Vine but not me!"

" Hey! I'm not liking this as much as anypony else!" Vinetion exclaimed wearing a frilly dress with cute butterflies,".....I just got out bribed."

" Please! Please! Please!" Aroma begged down at Anarchy's feet.

" No, simply just no," Anarchy rejected once again.

" But....But.... Y-you made Graze and I fight! W-why Ms. Anarchy!? Don't you love your students?" Aroma began to cry," I-I don't like fighting my b-brother! A-and y-you forced me!"

I sat in the theaters watching as Daring Do escaped from two red Gemini ponies until suddenly, I felt a twitch in my ear ,' Something's wrong with Aroma!'

[ Ease up bro, maybe it's just those two ponies fucking in the back ]

< Ugh, get a room >

*Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK.....squeak.......squeak........squeak........*

[ FINALLY! THEY FINISHED! ] Kill shouted with some glee [ Look Graze, just watch the show, the good part is happening ]

{ Maybe you're right.... Yet again....}

[ Graze, just watch the damn movie, it's been a long time we got a fucking break....Break... I miss that dude ] Kill sobbed a bit.

< Yeah, I sorta miss Dawn as well > Joy joined in the sad fest.

[ ....OH WELL! BACK TO THE MOVIES! ]

< AWWW YEAH! >

{ It amazes me how fast you guys get over things. }

*POW* ' GRAZE SHUT THE FUCK UP!' Mr. Charge's conscience walked over punching Kill and Joy, ' I AM TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!'

[ ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! FUCK, GIVE US A BREAK! ]

< Sorry!>

*Squeak Squeak Squeak--*

[ OH FUCK IT ALL! ]

" Aroma, stop crying! " Anarchy said as Aroma was making a scene in the clothing store.

" For shame on you!" A random pony walked by watching as it all happened.

Anarchy continuously glanced left and right thinking what to do," ALRIGHT! FINE! YOU WIN!"

" *SQUEE* Really?!" Aroma said overjoyed as she used her tribal flame magic from her horn taking a quick pass over her face as it evaporated all tears while changing her mood almost instantly.

" Damn, she's good," Vinetion admitted sipping on her mocha chiller which still did not finish over the past hour.

* WOOSH!*

The frilly dress magically teleported due to Aroma's flamed magic ( Somehow undamaged, that's just how magic works) and onto Anarchy who was a bit unprepared," Wait! I wasn't.......Ready," she then let out a loud sigh.

" Awww! Aren't you two just cute! I don't know which dress to pick!" She then stared at the bemused, semi pissed Vine and the oh so ever shocked Anarchy.

" Just buy them both! They are on sale, ten bits for one," Anarchy said wanting to hurriedly get out of the frilly dress.

" No, I still have to have to buy food!"

" Aroma, please just hurry this up!" Anarchy begged. The war between Anarchy and Aroma raged on as one was impatient and the other indecisive....

" Oh oh," Vinetion said feeling her bladder expand.

" Oh oh is right! I still can't decide which dress is better!" Aroma exclaimed.

" No! Not that, I really, really need to go to the bathroom!" Vine pleaded," Please, just let me go! I think I am going to-- BUCK IT!" Vinetion shouted running out of the store making her way to the little filly's room.

" STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" A guardspony shouted by the door and took chance to the supposed thief.

Aroma and Anarchy both looked as Vinetion ran from the guard trying to find a bathroom. " Hey, you know what? I actually do like this dress better," Aroma said taking the clothes off Anarchy magically who only facepalmed and sighed.

" So, you buying it?" Anarchy said nevertheless of the situation at hoof.

" Oh yeah, already on it," Aroma replied teleporting to the front of the line with the dress on placing ten bits to the counter pony.

" Oh my you look beautiful, is that for your coltfriend?" The counter mare said pulling small talk.

" Hahahahaha, maybe one day, hopefully today!" Aroma smiled.

" Well, that would be one lucky colt, good luck!" She waved a hoof to Aroma.

" Thank you!" Aroma said trotting out of the doors happily to a hum with her new dress.

" Hey Graze," Legit whispered next to me," I kinda want to get back at Ice for making us go mall and hearing Breeze's song."

I looked at Ice who was half bored to death sleeping on his chair," What do you have in mind?" I whispered back as this was relevant to my interests. Honestly, I don't take kindly to destroying half a chariot park.

" Well, you see those two ponies in the back there?"

" Yeah," *Squeak Squeak Squeak*," Literally hearing them!"

" Well--" Legit began his plan and whispered to me.

[ Oh yes, I like this. ]

I snickered a little bit," Do it man," I brohoofed Legit as he was soon to begin his prank and grabbed my nacho cheese.

" Psstt, guys! Look at this," I hissed attracting all of their attention pointing to Legit who then poured the nacho cheese on top of Ice's head. His eyes opened wide feeling the slimy yet hot semi solvent substitute.

" OH BUCK! IT'S IN MY HAIR! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!" He shouted flailing his hooves.

" EWW, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO TOUCH 'THAT'! RIGHT?!" I said pointing to the couple behind us.

His eyes opened in shock and realization adding two and two together. Ice made a quick dash for the restroom as all of us laughed our asses off, even Mr. Charge.

[ So, we've run out of cats, dogs, bunnies for Mr. Charge to kill....Next on the list is..... Baby turtles ] Kill said looking at a list of supposed extinct animals.

' Oh my you look beautiful, is that for your coltfriend?' My ear twitched from hearing an echo as my brother senses tingled.

'Hahahahaha, maybe one day, hopefully today!'

I've had enough of this, I sat up from my seat and looked at the rest of ponies," I'll be back." They all simply shrugged and continued laughing at Ice.

" Wow, she looks a bit cute with that dress on, I think it's time I made a good impression," the red shaded pony said to himself.

A random passerby walked by and stared at the unicorn staring at Aroma," Grim, dude do you know who that is?"

Grim then looked to another pony wearing a green shades a bit dark in colour with a red striped mane and bracelets around his forelegs.

" No, NightBeat, I don't," Grim replied.

" Dude, that's Aroma the Friendzoner! Legends say of how she has gone colt by unlucky colt either friendzoning them or worse....They meet her deranged brother," NightBeat told Grim.

" Alright then, I've seen her brother and he is no where to be found, thus, I accept your challenge," Grim said standing up on all four hooves and approached Aroma.

" Good luck man, you're going to need it," NightBeat wished as he himself trotted off (To the background ponies.)

Grim approached Aroma with a smile on his face with the best charm he had," Ahem* Hello miss, how are you?"

" Oh hello, I am fine thank you," she replied with a smile and then gasped," Oh my Celestia! Is that a crow?! HE IS SO CUTE!" Aroma said admiring his pet bird, Abyss.

" Why yes of course, I do take care of him the best I can but what I would like to ask you is--"

From a distance I saw a pony talking to Aroma, the same pony who gave me that chill up my spine," Well, he may be scary and may have spirits, but sincerely, I don't give a fuck."

< Graze, wait.... I want to see how this plays out >

{ WHAT?! DUDE!!}

[ Graze, I want to see this as well, let's see how badly he would fuck up, I mean, it's like fifty fifty chance, either she zones him or if he accepts we beat him. ]

I nodded and stayed in the shadows as the whole scene played out.

" Why yes of course, I do take care of him the best I can but what I would like to ask you is--"

"--Would you like to go on a date with me?" He said bowing his head with respect.

" Oh, that's so sweet but ....Sorry, I truly am but you're not my type," she admitted with honest sincere.

[ OH SNAP! DOES ANYPONY SMELL SMOKE?! 'CAUSE HE JUST GOT BURNED! ]

He then lowered his glasses and began," What do you mean I'm not your type? I can summon armies of undead to sat any of your desires and you still say no? Bah! You don't know true power when you see it my dear. Perhaps another mare with a keener eye will take liking to my abilities," Grim said a bit over himself with his eyes closed but soon opened them as he realized a bigger shade had came in.

" Not with that kind of attitude," I said in front of Grim," I know you just got shot down but still, you do not treat a mare, especially like that."

" Hmph, whatever, if you change your mind, you guys can find me in the school, you and your small group of friends," he said with a teleport, not of a magical like way but as a ominous cloud of mist formed from his horn and then to around his body disappearing with the haze.

" Some pony has some problems," I said to myself.

" How long were you watching?" She asked.

" Long enough to see you shoot him down," I said smiling at her.

" So, you actually gave me a chance?" She asked with a sense of joy.

" Won't like to admit it...But yes, I was curious of this type of pony."

" Oh Graze, it means so much for giving me a chance!" Aroma said nuzzling me.

I rolled my eyes and pushed her away," Don't expect it much though, I was only curious of this one, he seems to be a bit.....Different, I think we will be seeing more of him, whether we like it or not," I warned Aroma and turned to hear a sort of slow clopping of hooves approaching me," Oh, hey Ditzy! Enjoyed your muffin feast?"

She moaned holding her stomach," Ughhhh, I ate too much..... Can we please go home?"

" Sure baby," I said a bit less affectionate knowing that she needed to learn a lesson from this," So, what have we learnt today?"

" Muffins are my friends, not my food?" Ditzy said smiling as best as she could but then felt a sudden urge to vomit covering her hoof with her mouth.

" Close enough," I said placing her on my back, she didn't deserve to walk in this sort of pain," Come on Bright Eyes, let's just wait on the other ponies, they should be here right about now, by the way, where is Vine?"

" Right here," Charge said with a beaten up guardspony on his back," Nerve of some guy trying to attack a mare in the bathroom."

" But didn't you beat him in the bathroom?" Light asked.

" Same difference," he shrugged placing the guard down.

" Oh, and where is our favorite pony Ice?" I chuckled.

" Right here you sick fuck, WHO'S THE PONY WHO PUT FUCKING NACHO CHEESE IN MY HAIR!?" He exclaimed.

Legit was the first to answer mocking him," It wasn't me, it was the one hoofed pony."

We all had our little laugh at Ice and Legit's joke," Hahahaha, whew, so how was the ending of the movie?"

Breeze was the first to answer," Well, I liked the ending--"

----------------------------------------Ten Minutes Earlier---------------------------------------

Everypony was now leaving the theater instead of the couple in the back obviously enjoying themselves. As the group of colts trotted down the stairs, one after another they all shouted.

" WOOOOOOO!! KEEP ON GOING!!" Dark shouted.

" NEXT TIME USE A FUCKING CONDOM!" Shot shouted.

" YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!!" Chaser pumped his hoof with each 'hefty'.

" It was fun nevertheless," Breeze admitted," so, is everypony ready to go home?"

" Yeah, mall is kinda boring now," Light admitted.

" Well you ponies go on ahead, I have to meet Chaser, Anarchy and Luna at the bar, time for the adults to enjoy our time," Charge said walking away.

" Hefty? Hefty? Hefty?" Dark chimed as a question.

*WHAP*

" Yeah, buck you too dad." Dark said as we all moved to the chariot parking as we waited for the other mares to show up.

Silent Charge trotted through the doors of J. Marelones and spotted his friends at the front of the bar with the waiter behind the counter," So, what are you ponies having to drink?"

" Nothing much, just the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster," Chaser said sipping his drink and belched out a fume in shape of a skull pattern.

" Nothing much here either, just Ethane," Anarchy shrugged having a slow night.

" I really do not know what this is but I believe it's name is.....The Cunt Destroyer," Luna said a bit confused looking at the drink and sniffed it.

Charge slammed his hoof upon the table calling the waiter," ONE MOTHER FUCKER!" He ordered. The bar colt slid his alcoholic beverage across the table as Charge caught it with a hoof.

" What's a Mother Fucker?" Chaser asked.

" The Mother Fucker is one of thee most alcoholic beverages, only those with strong livers can take this shit," Charge said taking a massive gulp of it.

" How did it taste Mother Fucker?" Anarchy smiled and chuckled.

" Meh, the Mother Fucker has lost it's touch, waiter! What's the strongest you got?" Charge asked.

" We've got Skittles, enough power to get an alicorn drunk," the bartender replied.

" Well give us four!" Charge demanded ordering for everypony," Let's see who can get wasted first."

" You sure about that sir?"

" You bet I do."

" Oh you're on Chargey," Anarchy said playfully brushing her tail by Charge's neck. Four rainbow colored drinks supposedly mixed with every alcoholic beverage they had was mixed into four small shot glasses.

Chaser was the first one to take the drink as he chugged it down quickly," Wow.... I-I think I can smell colors..."

" Oh, this has got to be good," Anarchy said as the others followed.

Ditzy, Aroma and I were all now in Ditzy's dorm not too long ago returning from our mall trip. Sadly, all the muffins Ditzy ate were now having a bad reaction with her stomach.

* BLEGH* Ditzy vomited into the toilet bowl as I stood beside her holding her mane just in case she didn't fall face first into the bowl or vomit into her mane...That would have been a bitch to clean up.

[ That's what I call true love, holding your gals mane as she vomits her life out while you stand their supporting her.]

< Truly, what is love?>

[ Baby don't hurt me ]

< Don't hurt me >

[ No more ]

" Feeling better?" I asked Ditzy vomiting yet again and wiped her mouth with her hoof.

" J-just a bit," She then looked at me suddenly hugging me with what energy she had left," Thank you Graze," She nuzzled me on my shirt.

Oh yeah, I am going to burn these clothes." No problem Ditzy, let's just get you to bed, you are going to need the rest," I said placing her on my back as I walked into the room and placed her on the bed next to Aroma. I kissed Ditzy on the cheek and looked at my sister," Now Aroma, please make sure Ditzy is fine during the night, if you need me, I will be in the living room trying to get some studies done."

" Thank you Graze for letting me sleep here until I find a room," she then chuckled.

" Yeah, be grateful for Ditzy," I replied closing the door as I took of the light with my tail," enjoy your sleep."

Not too long afterwards did I lay on the ground opening a textbook as I studied the texts within did Valkyria slowly walk towards me and took her place laying by my side," Here there girl, how are you doing?" I nuzzled Valkyria to which she did back.

Approximately one hour had passed as I read through my book did I hear a door open," Graze?"

" Yes Aroma?" I said knowing her voice.

" Can we talk, just for a bit?" She asked me kindly.

" Sure, Valkyria, can you look after Ditzy?" The dragon nodded and made her way into the room giving us some privacy.

" Graze, did you really miss me?" She asked standing from her position.

I closed the book and sighed," C'mon Aroma, lay down here," I patted the floor next to me. She knelt down firstly and sat upon her haunches," Now, why would you ask such a thing?"

" I am grateful for this but I feel like such a bother to you, you're always there to protect me," Aroma said looking at me.

" It's my job to look out for my sister and I love every minute of it," I said smiling at her," I just want to make sure that the colt treats you right."

She smiled at my answer and then looked down to the floor again feeling a bit saddened by the next question," D-did you actually miss me?"

Not answering her question, I stood up and took off my front vest neatly laying it on the floor," Do you know how hard it is to actually get ponies from taking my clothes?" I replied with a next question.

" Huh?" She said a bit confused to which I chuckled.

"This is the reason why I never allow anypony to touch my vest." I lowered my head to the vest opening a pocket on the front and pulled out a picture with my teeth laying it on the floor next to her. Tears formed in her eyes as she gazed upon it, a simple picture of Aroma playfully hugging me with her hooves around my neck as I gave a smile back to her," Do you remember who took that picture?" I said calmly to her.

She nodded her head unable to speak any words," Mhmm."

" Don't be afraid to say her name Aroma," I nuzzled her," she will always be with us no matter what." No pony ever knew it but Aroma had always faked her happiness missing our mother terribly, she looked up to her spending every moment she could have with her but when Melody had passed, I was the only one she could have trusted, I was the only one who could have been there for her and I could not let her experience such sorrow or pain again.

" G-Graze?" She stuttered tears holding back her speech.

" Yes Aroma?"

" I miss Mom."

I placed a wing over Aroma comforting her as we both watched the picture," So do I."

[ And thus my journey to re-edit and proofread every chapter of this story as I am going to post this to EQD, also those two characters you saw were our first background ponies! I will be adding more as I give them random appearances or speech, I want to make this more like the real show ]

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Drunk Crusade

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

" WAITER!" Charge slammed his empty shot glass on the table asking for more of the Skittles beverage. Another was filled and set flying down the bar table.

" WAAAAIIIITTTOOOORRRR!!" Chase exclaimed waving his empty glass in the air signaling he was ready for another shot.

Both of them were buzzed by the first sip of this addictive alcohol and were now addicted by the second only with one proper functioning sense left, to order more Skittles.

Both Chase and Charge chugged their drinks slamming their glasses on the table upside down, teachers side by side with hooves around each others necks both chimmed simultaneously," WAIITTEERRR~"

Two more glasses were sent as the process began over and over again, lather, rinse, wash, repeat.

" Oh waiter," Chaser seductively said unzipping his jacket touching his scar as he placed his body on the table," Give me your skittles."

" WAITER!" Charge demanded slamming his hoof making all the shot glasses shoot up in the air forming a perfect pyramid stacked upon each other.....How was that...I don't even....

Both of them sat by each others side with their drinks looking at Luna and Anarchy totally drunk out of their minds making out with each other, slipping tongues and shit," Mmmmmm yeah," Chaser and Charge expressed in unison smiling at their two marefriends.

" Yum," was the only thing Mr. Charge said as he watched the two lovely females make out.

Chaser then got a slap of reality," Luna how could you be making out with..." he paused for a second. And oops there goes gravity," Wait, how do I feel about this again?"

Not even looking at the two stallions, Anarchy pulled an imaginary rope splashing invisible water on Luna and herself giving each a wet mane adding to their sexual appeal.

* SPRUNG* Wingboners all around! " Dude, Charge, dude," Chaser tugged at Charge.

".........." There was a long pause between Charge and Chaser," Yeah?"

" They look so hot man. I want to look hot to, can we you know?" Chaser said obviously drunk.

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Charge laughed uncontrollably killing every baby turtle that once existed, he then smiled," Maybe but first, let us drink til we can't feel feelings!"

" HUZZAH!" Chaser exclaimed.

-----------------------One drink later--------------------------

This scene actually needed translations as we do not know what the actual fuck these two were saying.

" Harmarwarargharlareh," Chaser....said? ( Why didn't you just fuck Ivory man?)

" Ahmasonaghaloriyena," Charge replied still speaking in drunken tongue. ( Because it was their choice of life. The answer to life and everything is forty two. If you take a die and add all of its dots, your answer will be twenty one. 21+ 21 =42, which is literally 2 die. Thus the answer to life and everything is to die."

" Samenamenaehehwakawakaeheh," Chaser responded. (???????????????) His attention was then attracted to a karoake machine on stage," THEY HAVE KAROAKE!" ( THEY HAVE KAROAKE! )

" Oh yes," Charge said softly ( AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!)

The two drunken ponies galloped to the stage and looked for their favorite song, somewhat of their blood rushed to their brain in excitement giving them slight control of their lips and tongues regaining the ability to speak," DUDE! DUDE! THAT ONE!"

" This is so classic, let's fuck this shit up!" Charge announced and pressed play.

Chaser:

Just a small town mare, livin' in a lonely world

She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Charge:

Just a city colt, born and raised in south Detroit

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Chaser:

A singer in a smokey room

Charge:

A smell of wine and cheap perfume

For a smile they can share the night

Chaser and Charge:

It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlights ponies, living just to find emotion

Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Chaser:

Working hard to get my fill,

Charge:

Everybody wants a thrill

Chaser:

Payin' anything to roll the dice,

Just one more time

Charge:

Some will win, some will lose

Chaser:

Some were born to sing the blues

Chaser and Charge:

Oh, the movie never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)

Don't stop believin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights ponies

Don't stop believin'

Hold on

Streetlight ponies

Don't stop believin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights ponies

Anarchy and Luna stood in the crowd cheering their coltfriends as the song had ended and sadly to say, they sounded NOTHING like that you had just heard. Both Charge and Chaser were on their knees headbanging and screaming loudly and occasionally profanities into the mic," GOODNIGHT MANEHATTAN! GIVE US YOUR VIRGINITY!" Charge screamed into the mic.

*THUD* All three ponies and draconiquis were thrown out of J.Marelones," Charge, I'm hungry!" Anarchy said crying into Charge's coat as he gripped onto her and embraced her crying as well, yes, they were that drunk.

" Don't worry, if it turns to anything, we can eat Chaser."

" I think I wanna eat out, if you know what I mean," Chaser said looking at Luna who was staring at a certain store. Her eyes opened wide in amazement as she watched upon the pizza eatery but that wasn't her target, it was the machine inside, Dance Dance Revolution. Every other pony and Anarchy stared at the store for at least ten minutes with their eyes opened wider and wider awing in it's glory as all of their fancies have been tickled.

Luna cried tears of joy as she gazed upon the machine," Is this real life or is this just fantasy?"

" I don't know but I just want to shake what momma gave me," Anarchy said flying towards the eatery as the others did as well.

Anarchy and Luna were the first to touch base on the machine while Charge and Chaser ordered a pizza with....well, they were drunk, they don't know what they were ordering," AND I WANT HOT SAUCE! AND HAY! AND GARLIC SAUCE! AND BANANAS! AND PICKLES! AND SKITTLES! AND EVERYTHING! PUT EVERYTHING ON IT!" Charge said like a little child.

" No, you only get to choose one! Only one!" Chaser argued.

" BUT! BUT! I'M ONE THOUSAND YEARS OLD! AND I WANT EVERYTHING!" Charge complained.

" Stop your whining," Chaser said.

Charge then gave Chaser the old 'Oh no you didn't face' ," I am not whining! I am complaining! Do you want to see whining?" Charge then cleared his throat and whined," This is whining~ The harness is too tight~ It's going to chafe, can't you loosen it, ugghhh it hurts!"

" What the fuck man, where are you? Sounds like a bucking rape dungeon."

" I don't know anymore, but can we get everything?"

" What was my last answer?" Chaser asked too clarify.

" No?"

" Then yes, you get everything," Chaser said giving in.

" I love you Cloud," Charge replied hugging Chaser.

" And I love you too freaky bat pony thing," Chaser said embracing Charge. The two soon ended their snuggle fest and walked as best as they could have to the two females trying to play DDR.

" How do you even use two feet on this thing! They have eight steps!" Anarchy complained being at a disadvantage trying to synchronize her steps with the machine.

" I don't know! I am royalty we don't dance like Celestia's Twilight Sparkle!" Luna said missing every step of the game clumsily.

" Order 69! Oder 69!" The counter pony shouted.

" THAT'S US MAN!" Charge exclaimed.

" Luna, Anarchy tag out!" Chaser exclaimed as both Charge and himself switched with their two marefriends as the song continued.

Somehow Charge and Cloud were on fire getting perfects as if being drunk helped them. "Okay man this is the slow part!" Cloud then sang part of the song as he danced," I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me, I still feel your touch in my dreams, forgive me my weakness but I don't know why, without you it's hard to survive!"

" Here comes the hard part!" Charge shouted and then sang," 'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling ,And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last, I need you by my side."

HOLY SHIT! THEY WERE BOTH GETTING PERFECTS! All of their four hooves were beating rapidly on the machine as the song went faster so did the beats.

Chaser closed his eyes hitting all perfect steps," 'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling! And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly! Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last, I need you by my side!"

Charge then joined in," Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart beat so? I can't let you go, I want you in my life."

Chaser was going a bit too fast as the song progressed, he made an accidental slip and sprained his hip, he fell to the floor in pain and whimpered," Why!? WHY AM I SO BUCKING OLD! THAT'S IT I'M GOING HOME TO MOMMY!" Chaser said crawling on the floor.

* Que dramatic scene*

Charge stopped his game and stood in front of Chaser," Cloud, I'm sorry to say this but--"

" No! NOT YOU TOO MAN! I LOVED-ED YOU!" Chaser said crying.

" I know," Charge said trying to hold his tears," But listen to me, your mother is dead."

" YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!" *WHAP* Chaser slapped Charge.

Charge took the hit as if it was nothing," Chaser listen to me, you are going to live a long beautiful life making sexual self portraits of yourself and selling them to orphanages but right now, we need you, Luna and your daughter Anarchy needs you," he said pointing to them both.

" I am not the father," Chaser repeated looking at Anarchy as he crawled towards her, he then looked her in the eyes," Anarchy, I know that you're old now and I think it's time that you knew, Luna and I are both ponies, we aren't your real parents."

" WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME FOR SO MANY YEARS!" Anarchy exclaimed. Honestly, this was how drunk they were.

" I thought you would have figured out by now, we look nothing alike," Chaser admitted.

Anarchy then looked at her paw and then Chaser's hoof," How could I have been so blind?! All these years and--"

* DING DING* " PIZZA'S READY!"

" YAY! PIZZA!!" All three adults except for Chaser shouted as he still crawled.

* End Dramatic Scene *

" Mmm, where do you think you're going?" Luna asked as she chewed on her slice of pizza which I am sure would have given any regular pony a trip to get their stomach pumped.

" I think I just want to go home and wallow in my old age before I die," Chaser said still sorrowing over his sprained hip, not actually caused by old age.

" Fine, mmm, go home old time," Anarchy swallowed her pizza," I guess you're going to miss the boxer raid."

" Boxer raid?" Chaser repeated and stood up straight ignoring the pain," you're talking about Graze right? Razor Graze?"

" Yeah," Anarchy said.

" And you're talking about raiding his closet, for his underpants, right?"

" Oh yeah," Anarchy replied.

" WELL COUNT ME IN!" Chaser shouted.

" HUZZAH! SECRET BUTT FUN!" Luna shouted in her Royal Canterlot Voice readying her teleportation spell.

" Literally," Charge said before teleporting leaving the box of pizza behind.

*Bzzzttt Ping*

All four creatures were now in my living room but were very cautious of how they walked seeing Aroma and I on the floor," Shhhhh," Chaser hissed as he tip hoofed to my closet and opened it. Dozens of clothes and underwear were found as he pulled out a pair of white boxers imprinted with muffins," Jackpot!" He whispered to the other ponies," How much do we take?"

Charge then smiled evilly," All. We take all of his boxers and party like we never did before."

Luna tip hoofed to Chaser's side grabbing all of my underwear within her magical grasp.

" *GASP* SOMEONE'S TOUCHING MY PORN!" I shouted as I was sleep talking.

" Quickly! Before he gets up!" Luna said teleporting all of the teachers away from my room with all of my underwear. As if life wasn't difficult enough for me with ponies trying to take my clothes off.

.......Sick mother fuckers.......

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I'm going Commando

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Chaser was the first pony to awake as he felt a hoof grab onto him and snuggle," Oh Luna, not so early, I still have a headache," he then turned his head around to see that the actual pony hugging him was Mr. Charge," Oh sweet Celestia please tell me we didn't."

* Woosh* A scroll with the royal insignia was emitted through a green flame appearing infront of Chaser saying only one sentence," Oh you did."

Chaser made a quick bounce off of his bed but his escape was futile as the still asleep Mr. Charge quickly grabbed onto him with one hoof and embraced him with the other spooning him as if he was some sort of mare," Oh Anarchy, I am going to fuck you so hard," Mr. Charge said sleep talking whispering into Chaser's ear.

Cloud's eyes widened in fear and clopped his hooves together as if he was praying within his mind," Oh please Celestia! PLEASE HELP ME!"

Another scroll teleported through a green flame,' I really hope you like that kind of bananas. I'm so glad you soundproofed your room, now no pony can hear you scream.'

" I swear I will chew my leg off," Chaser said to himself.

* Knock Knock Knock*

Hearing that sound, Charge released Chaser from his spooning and hugged the draconiques next to him. Free from his torture, Chaser quickly jumped out of the bed and stood on all four of his hooves. Through his journey to the door he saw Luna with one of Graze's boxers as a hat," Okay, no sexy time for you later."

Chaser placed his jacket on and opened the door to see a grey pony with a black and white mane.

" Hello Mr. Cloud, do you have Celestia in your life?"

Chaser had taken slight offense to this," Fifty Fifty, number one I have loads of Celestia in my life," he said pointing to a massive pile of opened scrolls sent directly from the princess herself," And two, don't call me Mister, makes me feel old."

" Oh but do you mind taking a copy of the Canterlot Tower?" Fifty said pulling out a small brochure," She is at least coming today to make a speech in front of the students."

You could have heard the glass window of Chaser's sanity and machination of his mind shatter before him as he heard that last sentence, he stood completely still not knowing what to do,' Dear Celestia, I am royally fucked."

*WOOSH* Another scroll appeared before him saying,' Literally.'

Chaser stood frozen watching that last letter from Princess Celestia.

" Cloud, you okay?" Fifty asked him waving a hoof in front of his face for sign of life.

' A problem as been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent any further damage to your computer.......Rebooting.....Entering Safe Mode.'

" I am so fucked," were the only words coming out of Chaser's mouth.

" Alright Cloud, see you later at the speech," Fifty said waving off and closing the door as Chaser could not still in shock.

The following morning I woke up with Aroma still under my wing as she slept through the course of the morning. She then took a loud yawn in her sleep and bit on one of my wings hard, I flinched in slight pain but couldn't resist on how adorable my sister looked.

< Awwwww >

She then took one of thee most colt like snore I ever heard, even I didn't snore that loud.

[ And your brother sister moment has been officially Killjoy'd ]

I slowly and carefully opened her mouth with my hoof and tried to get my wing out. Damn it! Why was she one of those sleep biters, you know, the ones that bite their pillows. After a few minutes of tugging and pulling, I relieved myself from her jaws and stood upon all fours," Jeez, I forgot how much of a heavy sleeper she was."

[ Dude, she sleeps like you] Kill said pointing to Aroma who was now on her back.

{ At least I don't snore. }

I made my morning rounds checking upon Valkyria and Ditzy who were still both asleep upon the bed, Ditzy did need her rest after all, she had spent nearly the entire half of last night emptying her stomach. Valkyria awoke as I approached Ditzy and kissed her on the cheek," Hey there Kyria, what's up?" The dragon only nodded telling me that she was fine and hoped onto my back so that I could carry her around.

" Ahh yes, such a peaceful morning," I said to myself entering the bathroom to which Valkyria gave me privacy. I took off my clothes placing it into the hamper and walked outside fully nude approaching my closet. As I opened, I laid down my set of clothes for the day opening yet another drawer which contained my underwear, sorry, which DID contain my underwear. I stared intensely at the empty spot where my boxers were. Honestly, whoever did this was a sick fuck.

[ Some ponies just want to see the world burn Graze ]

< No Kill, no, they just want to see our world burn and T-bag its ashes >

I honestly couldn't give more than or equal to any fucks right now, it was too damn early in the morning, I sighed putting on my trademarked black shirt and pants with a white vest without any boxers," Well, I won't say I hate it but this does feel extremely comfortable...A little bit too comfortable, I can actually feel my bal--"

* Knock Knock Knock*

< For the sake of the lives of what Charge has not killed!>

[ Please don't ever finish that fucking sentence, ever. ] Kill said finishing Joy's sentence.

I walked towards the door and opened it, feeling ever so snug with no boxers, it was too comfortable," Yes, hello?"

" Good morning, do you have Celestia in your life?" The same pony had said.

[ Oh fuck, just what we need, a Celestia's witness ]

< C'mon Kill, they can't be that bad!>

Hold on a second, something was not right, this pony had two consciences as I looked closer and one was talking non stop, I mean you just couldn't shut that thing up! The one of the other hoof was just plain quiet and scary looking, intent to kill one might add.

I did not reply to him as his conscience kept on talking, my track of thought had been blocked as I heard the annoying rant.

' Hi! I'm Idea, oo look more ponies, hi ponies, how are you? What's your name, my name is Idea! Oh wait hahahaha, I already said my name--' And forever did that thing keep on talking.

[ OH BUCK! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YA?!] Kill said trotting over towards Idea holding him within his hoof and rapidly beating him with the other as he continued talking. [ WHY! *POW* WON'T *POW* YOU JUST * POW POW* SHUT UP!]

< KILL! STOP THAT! HE IS ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS!> Joy warned Kill as he pulled another hoof for Idea. Wow, I didn't even think it was possible for a conscience to go unconscious but once again Kill had proven me wrong.

[ Because I'm a fucking boss ]

{ Yeah yeah, live it up buddy }

[ I'm the last level boss]

< Hey Graze, check out that pony> Joy advised me.

Something had seemed different about him, he had taken full emotional expression of his conscious conscience, as if no such thing as a smile ever existed, he watched me with death in his eyes and walked away from my room slowly.

" Wait! Didn't you want to tell me something?!" I shouted as he walked away.

He looked back with complete seriousness different than the pony before," Celestia, auditorium, after lunch." He then turned around continuing his path down the hall.

I shrugged and walked back into the dorm not knowing what really happened," Kill, what did you?"

[ I don't know man, at least we got peace and quiet ]

" I know but...." Hold on, my track of thought was disrupted once again," Oh sweet mother of Celestia, these pants are so comfortable!"

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Psychotic

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

" What a poor choice of words," Fifty said approaching me," Now, I am going to do to you what you did to Idea."

*POW POW* He landed two blows on me," So, which hurts more? This?" *POW* He hoofed me directly on my snout pushing me back but then caught me before falling," Or this?" *POW* He headbutted me making me fall back on the chair. I tasted something foul in my mouth and coughed up a bit of blood.

" Fifty," I said looking at the pony before me but it wasn't him who was in control, it was his conscience talking.

" Oh please no need for formalities but please call me Tenshura," he bent down and watched me directly in the eyes.

[ Ugh! Sick fuck! Graze! How ya holding up there?]

{ I'd live} I responded through my pants.

From my fallen stature, I saw Grim still unconscious on his chair," Why him? He deserved nothing!"

" Graze, I've been following you around for quite some time, not Fifty, but me, I saw countless of your friends fighting beside you and actually fighting against you. But, look at you now, you aren't worth shit without them." I glared him with death in my eyes moving my hooves around so that I would free myself. Failure was met as he stomped on my face placing tons of pressure with his hoof. " What I do, is fight for my belief and what I believe in is peace, you are not that, you are a demented worthless piece of shit fighting over futility."

I cringed from the pain, I wanted to fight back but I couldn't, he restrained my wings and my hooves," Why, why out of all the times do you pick now?" I said as best as I could have with his hoof on my face.

He smirked at me and laughed," Well, your partner Kill couldn't have better timing, no one can hear you scream from my room," so that's where I was," And no pony will be looking for you now during the ceremony."

I watched him confused, not Fifty but Ten," Please care to explain how come this situation is densely fucked up?" I said honestly not having one care in the world for manners at this point.

" Oh, so you don't know? Well let me clear up this mess for you," he cleared his throat and began the explanation," Our consciences are so special as we both know being free of will.''

" Yeah yeah, skip the useless crap, I know all of what they are but, what I wanna know is why you are in control!"

{ Kill, Joy, try and wake up Grim while Ten is distracted}

[ On it]

< No problem Graze >

" Hmph fine, it takes two consciences to make up a decision as we still play that role but when one is removed, the owners decisions are all influenced by that one conscience....And I don't plan on Idea waking up for a very long time, so I must thank you nevertheless, you won't believe how much one could handle for so long with that."

I watched as Kill and Joy continuously trying their best to wake up both of Grim's consciences. Please for the sake of our lives don't stop.

" AGGGHHHH!! PLEASE SAVE ME!!" A voice shouted from Tenshura, wait, was that Fifty?!" SHUT UP YOU!" Tenshura shouted falling to the floor on his knees with hooves on top of his head as he desperately tried to calm the voices in his mind. Things were quiet for a while as he laid quietly on the floor only to be broken by a maniacal laughter," HAHAHAAHAHA! DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERYDAY?! HAHAHAHAHA! "

" Holy shit, what has happened to you?" I said in horror.

" LIVING IN THAT FUCKING MIND WITH NON STOP BLABBER DOES THIS!! NONE OF THEM COULD EVER SHUT UP!"

I looked at him and spat out collected blood," And you wonder why you are so demented, look at you, can't even keep friendship within yourself, that's just sad."

" FRIENDSHIP WITH THEM?! HA! YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!" Tenshura shouted walking over to his light switch.

" You talked about peace right? Peace comes in friendship and friendship comes within our morals of Love and Tolerance, you sir have fucking none of that."

" SHUT UP!!" He shouted still by the switch.

" YOUR CONSCIENCES MAKE UP WHO YOU ARE AND IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT YOURSELF THEN NO PONY WILL!" I shouted rejecting him.

" I SAID SHUT UP!" He then focused his magic around my neck and flung me across the room hitting one of the many walls breaking the chair on my back upon impact. Even though my hooves were free, I laid on the floor in pain trying to catch my breath. He trotted back to me as I tried to get up placing one hoof to support me, his trot turned into a gallop adding more force to the impact of his knee to my face sending me flying yet once again," I'm not done yet!" He grasped my body within his magic mid air as he pulled me back and pushed forward with intense force into the wall again.

I tensed my body preparing for impact but was caught off guard as I fell to the floor, even though it pained a bit I looked up to see Tenshura within the grasp of a skeletal hoof wrapping around his neck...Wait, was I seeing that correctly?

[ No doubt about it!]

< We woke up Grim >

{ Thanks guys.... Didn't think I could have handled that by myself }

I watched as Grim commanded the hoof throwing Tenshura into a wall by the same light switch which had been yet to turn on. He stood up as best as he could have trembling before Grim and myself," You okay there Graze?"

" Never been better," I replied," How did you do that?"

" Necromancy is my talent, I will tell you about it later but first let's deal with this guy," Grim said motioning his head to Tenshura who now up on three hooves.

" Yeah, I do have a weird group of friends..... We are friends right?"

" We'll see," he replied.

" Oh look at the both of you catching up on lost time," Tenshura announced spitting out blood," I hardly find two versus one to be fair," he flipped the switch brightening the room making everything noticeable......

I gasped in shock looking at the other pony's body unconscious upon the floor," WHY IS LIGHT HERE?! I SWEAR IF YOU LAID A FUCKING HOOF ON HIM I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"

" Oh him? I just picked him up during the speech," he then chuckled, " I've seen a lot of you before but let's just say for now that I am well prepared."

" So what? You think Light can do anything bad to me? He is my friend, something you wouldn't know."

" HAHAHAHAHA! LIGHT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIGHT!" He laughed maniacally once again calming down his tone approaching the alicorn with his horn. The once pure white and yellow coat of my friend had been tainted once again with blood red stripes and a coat of black, " There is no Light only Shadow Blade."

The menacing alicorn looked directly at me," Hello Graze, are you ready for our rematch?" Shadow Blade immediately rushed me with blinding speed only to be restrained by another skeletal arm.

" Graze! I can't hold him any longer! He's too powerful!" Grim shouted while Shadow flailed uncontrollably breaking the skeletal structure.

" You handle Tenshura! I can handle big guy."

[ ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! LAST TIME WE NEEDED FIVE OTHER PONIES!]

< AND THAT STILL DIDN'T FINISH HIM!>

{ I KNOW! I know but I can't risk Grim's life, Shadow is my opponent and mine alone}

" Only knock him out, that should bring him back to normal," I ordered Grim.

" Alright, if you say so," Grim announced looking back at the empty handed hoof," Wait what?! Where did he go!?"

" Right behind you," Tenshura whispered slamming Grim with a hoof losing all focus on his spells.

Shadow being freed and at full power once again slammed his hoof at my face sending me flying through the window of the room and into the school yard where even pony had gathered to see the already gone Princess Celestia. " WHAT'S WRONG GRAZE?! WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU OUT NOW?!" Shadow Blade shouted as my body continuously bounced as it made impact with the ground over and over again. I had heard a few bones crack upon impact and even back when Shadow hoofed me breaking my snout.

" Graze! " I heard my friends calling my name seeing that I had been injured.

Honestly, I couldn't get up anymore from being continuously beaten from both Tenshura and mostly Shadow Blade. I just needed to lay there for a moment coughing up whatever blood I had left, even if I did try to move I couldn't as I was in immense pain throughout my entire body.

* BZZZZTTT PING*

[ Fuck me sideways ]

" ANSWER ME GRAZE! WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?" Shadow Blade shouted picking me up with one hoof.

*KA-POW!* Shadow Blade was sent back with a powerful kick," DO NOT TOUCH MY BROTHER!" Aroma shouted appearing before me. Her rage was intense as it boiled through her system, she didn't let it control her but rather did she use it fueling her body with magic as it showed in her mane inflamed with the familial tribal flames.

" Wow, the last time I saw that was when I pissed off Twilight," Dark randomly quoted.

Shadow Blade got up from the kick looking at the mare protecting her brother," Oh and who might you be one of his friends?" He said only having the memory of Shadow Blade but not of Light.

" No! I am his sister! If you lay one more hoof on him, I WILL FUCKING END YOU!" Aroma warned him. Everypony in the crowd was shocked at how such a sweet and kind mare could have been so violent.

Charge smirked looking at Aroma and myself," It is Graze's sister after all."

" Shouldn't we do something?!" Cloud Chaser exclaimed.

" Let them handle it, Graze has done this before, you haven't seen anything yet," Charge told Chaser who was only concerned.

Shadow Blade laughed at Aroma it being a joke," Alright, I'll play your little game but once I'm done, I am killing your brother."

Aroma clenched her teeth in anger preparing for her battle against an alicorn,' C'mon Graze please get up! I can't do this alone!' She thought to herself watching my body on the floor breathing desperately for air.

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Promises

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

"All right, you want to fight? I'll give you a fight worth a thousand souls!" Grim said as he smirked. He stood up on his hind legs and his horn glowed a dark purple color as the ground in front of him started to crack and fissure. Six skeleton Diamond Dogs had raised from the earth all armed with bone shields and bone maces,"Let's see what you're worth, whelp."

Tenshura smirked and cracked his neck "If you think that's going to stop me, then you're wrong."

Tenshura spun around and bucked the two closest undead warriors shattering them. The four remaining undead charged him and swung their maces on him. The grey pony dodged and grabbed one of the skeletons with his mouth by the cerebral spines and swung him overhead to a wall, destroying it in the process. One of the skeletons spun around and stunned him by bashing his shield right to his face, making him stumble back a few feet.

Tenshura wiped the small amount of blood from his snout,"That all you got you pile of bones!" The three remaining summons leaped towards him simultaneously. The mad pony jumped up and landed a kick on the skull of the skeleton on the right with such force force and momentum the two others were dragged along and sent to the ground, destroying them all.

Grim Blade smirked. "Not too bad, you got some skills I got to admit, but now you're screwed."

Tenshura laughed. "Really? How am I screwed? I plowed away your little toys there 'Mister Necromancer', how am I screwed by that?" He questioned.

Grim Blade's horn glowed a dark purple. "Because now you're tired and hence your reaction time will be slower."

"Tell me if that's slow enough for you!" Tenshura shouted as he made his way to Grim as faster than before. Grim was taken aback from this sudden burst of speed and was rammed by Tenshura, taking his horn right in his torso falling to the ground. The mad pony made his way on top of him and pummeled his face in. "WHAT'S THE MATTER?! WHERE ARE YOUR POWERFUL ZOMBIES NOW!? " the crazed pony shouted.

Suddenly, Tenshura was stuck. He was unable to move. He commanded his body to respond but in vain, his body was not in his control any longer.

"What the hell is going on?!" Tenshura asked in panic.

"I happened, BITCH" Grim Blade shouted, his horn aglow and a devilish smile in his face.

Grim bucked him away from him, his face was covered in cuts, bruises and blood, his shades cracked under the assault. His eyes were filled with madness, with grim intentions.

"I am going to fuck you up real good now. No one touches my shades!" Grim yelled.

The ground around Tenshura cracked open and a dozen skeletal hands, talons and hooves held him in place. Grim slowly made his way to him, his horn still glowing with powers from beyond the veil.

"I've been dying to use this spell on someone for ages!" Grim then smiled in the maddest way imaginable, his eyes unblinking and fixed on his victim. Tenshura tried to struggle away from the deathly grasp but in vain. Only in one blink of an eye did Tenshura now find himself in a completely different atmosphere, his eyes desperately searched for anything in sight but all he saw was the negative black and white colors going on for what had seemed to be forever," WHERE AM I ?!"

" Don't worry where you are, worry about what I am going to do," Grim's voice sounded out through the entire area.

" WHERE ARE YOU?!" Tenshura shouted and demanded with his eyes scanning the vast sea of negative colors.," SHOW YOURSELF!" Finally blinking once more Grim appeared right in front of him but only a few metres away.

Grim smiled at Tenshura knowing he was unable to move. Tiny pieces of Grim's body one by one produced dozens of crows which flew to Tenshura's body continuously and seemingly pecking at his flesh," Meet my pet, Abyss."

Screaming from the intense amount of pain over and over again,Tenshura passed out on the floor which in Grim's point of view was still in the room where they had fought," I did my part, I hope you're okay Graze."

" Very well then, you choose to stand with your brother, then you shall fall with him!" Shadow shouted trotting to Aroma who in turn charged him as well. Shadow raised a hoof preparing for one knockout punch as he began his onslaught on Aroma. With the wonder of her magic she quickly teleported to the side of him in turn with a buck of her hind legs which only had met air. This process repeated itself for quite a while both dodging with their teleportation skills timed well and attacking with their hooves may it be hind or front.

" WHY!" *WOOSH* " ARE YOU!" *WOOSH* " SO HARD TO HIT!" *WOOSH* Shadow tried countless times to hit the moving mare who simply dodged mastering her reflexive timing skills," Hey! Where did she go?!" Shadow shouted not seeing the mare anywhere on the field.

" UP HERE!!" Aroma shouted from above making a quick front flip adding momentum and force into her kick which in turn slammed directly on top of Shadow's head. It was driven with enough force to send his body to the ground as well as powerful enough to cause a concussion to any normal pony, but, this was an alicorn, not any regular alicorn but one who had survived against Charge and my five other friends.

From the floor Shadow grinned and quickly retaliated with a charged spell sending Aroma flying off the ground and onto her back constantly meeting the floor with every few seconds.

[ GRAZE GET UP! YOUR SISTER NEEDS YOU!] Kill encouraged me to get up.

< SHE CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU!> Joy warned me.

{ I...can't....my body...}

[ REMEMBER WHAT YOU PROMISED YOUR MOM!! ] My eyes then opened wide in realization, I tried to pick myself up with one hoof but soon fell due to the amount of fatigue.

" CHARGE! WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER THERE!" Chaser shouted to the teacher who won't let him interfere.

" IF WE GO WHO WILL PROTECT THE STUDENTS?!" Charge exclaimed," I MYSELF ALONE CAN'T HANDLE HIM AND NEITHER COULD YOU!"

" HEY GUYS LOOK!" CrackShot exclaimed grabbing everyone's attention. They watched as Aroma rebounded from her hit, rolling backwards and back onto her four hooves only sliding back a bit.

She unbelievably survived the spell but was now panting heavily through her speech," Heh....I know I don't curse much like Graze....But....Fuck that guy is strong."

" Strong?" Shadow questioned her last word," My dear Aroma, I was going easy on you but after all since you are Graze's sister, let's see what you got." Shadow raised his front legs preparing for a big with his horn glowing a bright red, he then stomped releasing a continuous flame thrower widening as it progressed through the battle field.

She quickly did the same sending out her own stream of black flames coming from her horn clashing with the opposing red. Both sides fought valiantly as seen through the flames moving back and forth trying to overpower one another, this game had grown tiring for Shadow," That's all you got?" He asked rhetorically and forced every inch of magic could have used in that spell. The flame grew brighter and bigger easily overpowering Aroma's who could have only watched in fear. She stood firm focusing all of her magic in that spell still unable to overpower Shadow, ' Damn, he's too strong but if I stop now....I may...' she stopped that track of thought, 'NO! I KNOW GRAZE WILL COME.... Pray Celestia he does.'

Chaser watched as Aroma's flame was near completely consumed as she stood up against Shadow. Chaser knew if the flame had gone any further, the results would be catastrophic and he didn't have much time left. He stared at Charge and back to the battle, he knew what needed to be done," .... Fuck it all!" Chaser shouted and immediately took flight.

" CLOUD!!" Luna shouted as Mr. Charge stood still watching Chaser make great pace.

Cloud placed every last bit of energy he had in his wings forcing himself the extra limit." AROMA!" He shouted and quickly grabbed the mare before Shadow's flame had made waste." HAHA! GOTCHA!" He said happily saving her life looking down at her," WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GOING UP AGAINST AN ALICORN?!"

*BZZTT PING*

" CHASER WATCH OUT!!" Aroma shouted warning him.

" Wait, wha-" *POW* Chaser's face had met the worst contact with a hoof in his entire life being punched directly in the snout sent back to Charge and the others.

" That looked like it hurt," Omnious obviously said.

" Ughh, shut up and help me up at least I tried," Chaser said on the floor.

Aroma was quickly grabbed by Shadow who was ascending to the highest point of the atmosphere, she struggled to free herself from his grasp," I really hope you do know this is the end for you."

Aroma spat in his eye and shouted," FUCK YOU!"

" Just like your fucking brother. Hmph, I hope you survive this drop so you can watch me rip him to shreds and then I am coming for you and his little friends," Shadow pulled back his hoof with Aroma and threw her directly to the ground.

" GRRAAAZZZEEEEEE!!" She shouted calling my name through her rapid descent. My eyes opened wide hearing the scream of my sister, I quickly got up enduring tons of pain throughout my body with the power of Kill and Joy as seen by my tail, mane and wings were outlined with the tribal flames

[ WOOOOOOOO!!!! YEAH! WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!!]

< LET'S KICK SOME ASS!>

Without hesitation I shot to the skies praying to Celestia I made it in time. I forced all I could have just so that my sister could survive. I felt the pains of my internal bleeding but quickly ignored sweating furiously from flapping my wings through the air resistance.

Wait a second....No...It couldn't be! The air resistance cone had formed even while I was flying upwards!

{ KILL! JOY! LET'S MAKE SURE SHADOW NEVER MESSES WITH MY FAMILY AGAIN!}

[ ONE FUCKED PONY! COMING RIGHT UP!]

< FOR AROMA!!>

The cone thickened concentrating at its point showing how close I was to breaking the sound barrier but if I failed...Aroma would....NO! THERE WAS NO TIME FOR DOUBTS! I MUST KEEP MY PROMISE!

" I am grateful for this but I feel like such a bother to you, you're always there to protect me," I remembered Aroma saying to me.

" It's my job to look out for my sister and I love every minute of it," I said smiling at her.

' D-did you actually miss me' I remembered her asking me a few nights ago.

" Do you know how hard it is to actually get ponies from taking my clothes?" I replied with a chuckle pulling off my vest to reveal that one loving picture of my sister and I in my vest.

I remembered everything even how saying that I would always protect her. It wasn't because it was a promise that I pushed myself, it was something worth more to me, it was for my sister.

I kicked off with my legs breaking the sound barrier as I flew upwards. My wings had the same effect as before growing twice as large engulfed within the flames. I stretched my hooves out catching Aroma within my grasp," Hey Aroma!" I smiled.

" GRAZE!" She said hugging me around my neck," I knew you would protect me! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!"

" Aroma, focus!" I said quickly as she would have gotten carried away," We still need to fight Shadow, think you have enough energy to control my flame?"

Her face turned serious as was mine," Yup! Are we going to finish it off with our move?"

" Hopefully," I said with a hint of doubt," Just don't stop until I say so okay?" She nodded," Good, now teleport and you know what to do."

My hooves were now free as Aroma teleported back to the surface, it was now or never that I faced off with Shadow who maintained altitude as I approached him with dangerous speeds," So, Graze we finally meet ag-"

*KA-POW* " SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I uppercutted him straight in his jaw hearing a few cracks," YOU DARE HURT MY SISTER?!"

< Yikes Graze, that's still Light!>

[ But we are facing Shadow, he would understand, the guy's tough don't worry ]

Shadow had no time to rebound as my onslaught of pure rage assaulted him hoof by hoof with the speed of the NecroFlare Boom, I grabbed him making an immediate U-turn aiming to the ground below.

" SAME TRICKS NOT GOING TO WORK GRAZE!" He shouted warning me yet unable to move within my constriction.

" I plan to end you now, and hope never to see you again Shadow!" I exclaimed as I began my descent spinning with him. The first Necro FlareBoom with the added drilling of the Necro Vortex broke the cone yet again doubling the size of the vortex which spun.

" With this weak move again?!" He exclaimed with a laughter.

" Oh no, it's not me you should be worried about," I smiled noticing that all my flames had extinguished. His face had turned serious confused of what was going on.

" WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING GRAZE?!" He shouted. I smiled at his reaction and then watched as Aroma who had taken all my flame concentrating and focusing all her magic as she slowly created out of her own will a wingless serpentine draconian like figure. Knowing that it was complete, I piledrived him into the ground leaving a crater and quickly evaded the area.

" What. " Anarchy watched in awe.

" Is." Cross said as well.

" That?" Chaser completed the sentence.

" I don't know but I am afraid to piss of Aroma now," Dark said as Ice slowly nodded with his mouth open.

" Apparently, Aroma is the only one who can control Graze's temper, I think we may need her around here more," Charge smiled.

From Shadow's point of view, the black dragon was staring directly at him, all he could have done was lay on the ground helpless never experiencing such a scene in his life.

Aroma screamed her battle cry," RAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The dragon followed echoing through the entire school with a bit more fright. Aroma spun her head controlling the dragon's movement making a roundabout in the sky and quickly, she lowered her head as the dragon followed crashing directly onto Shadow. He created a small bubble like shield around himself to prevent any damage as the flames consumed him.

The flaming dragon didn't disperse on contact,no, Aroma ensured that Shadow got every last blow, she contained all the flames within the crater as long as she could have, she was struggling to control the blast as her nose began to bleed. " AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!" Shadow shouted trying to keep his shield up.

" AROMA! STOP!" I shouted," YOU'RE OVERDOING IT AGAIN!" She didn't listen. I looked directly infront of her standing up on my hind legs and grabbed her with my fore," AROMA! AROMA! LOOK AT ME!"

Her eyes then blinked in confusion and cut off her magic," Huh? Graze?" I quickly looked behind me noticing that the flame had finally extinguished," Graze, what's wrong?"

I sighed not replying to her and walked over to the crater where everypony had traveled to now looking at the now white body," Don't worry Graze, I already checked up on Light, he is just unconscious, thank Celestia he received no first, second or third degree burns," Cross informed me knowing I was worried over my friend.

" The only possible way for any pony to survive that is if they had a strong enough shield," Charge said looking at the slowly breathing Light," He is very lucky."

I simply nodded and passed everypony including Cloud Chaser walking towards the entrance of the school," Thank you Chaser," was all I said walking off.

" Graze, please respond," Aroma begged as I continued my path to Ditzy's dorm to heal my wounds, I cared not for Cross' treatment as Light deserved it more than I did. It was a silent trip to the dorm for me as Aroma continuously begged for me to reply.

I opened the door allowing her to go in first and closed it behind her," Graze..... What's wrong?" She asked as I stood still watching her.

The silence remained uninterrupted as I quickly grabbed her pulling her into a hug," Don't you ever scare me like that again Aroma!" I exclaimed with a tear rolling down my eye.

She accepted the hug and felt the tear on her coat," Graze are you crying?" She said being strong," We won didn't we?"

" You scared me half to death! I nearly lost you!" I said crying into her mane," We already lost mom! And I don't want to lose you too!"

" Graze, I'm not going anywhere," She replied as I opened my eyes hearing the confidence in her voice.

" How do you know? You nearly died out there!" I exclaimed with more tears.

She looked at me and nuzzled me on my chest," Because, I know my brother would always protect me."

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Just a Regular Sunday

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

I woke up from my bed with a slightly different feeling today, I couldn't really put my hoof on it though.

[ Graze, it's Sunday!]

{ REALLY?!}

< Yes!>

{ How long has it been, three weeks? Does that mean we can?}

[ Oh yeah]

What a glorious day! It was Sunday but not any Sunday! It was the third Sunday of the month. I hurried off my bed, took off my clothes and ran to the bathroom. I did what everypony does when they bathe and came back out with a towel around my waist. I exited the room only with the towel as I entered the living room where Ditzy and Aroma would be.

" HELLO LADIES!" I shouted with excitement.

" Urhm, hi Graze, are you okay?" Ditzy asked curiously.

" Oh no, I know that face, which Sunday is today?!" Aroma asked desperately.

" The third, why?"

" Dear Celestia, why couldn't I pick a better date to--"

" I FEEL SO FREE!!" I shouted taking off my towel with a bit of crazy laughter," AWWWW YEAHHHH!!!" I then ran and hugged both mares.

" What's wrong with Graze?" Ditzy asked through my hug to Aroma on the next side.

" Every two months on the third Sunday, Graze gets tired of his clothes going on a slight mad streak...... and it's kinda disturbing to see him without them."

" But, we're ponies! We hardly ever wear clothes!" Ditzy replied.

" Not the way Razor does this," Aroma replied to Ditzy but now spoke to me," C'mon Graze! Today is very important, can't you just wait one more day?!"

" Nope!" I then released their hugs," Today is my day to just be me, no clothes. I do what I want and it makes me happy on the inside."

* Knock Knock Knock*

" I'LL GET IT!" I shouted answering the door. Ditzy then eyed down her coltfriend without clothes which was a rare sight to see other than in bed, it was truly a rare sight as even in bed I wore those pajamas.

"........Dat Flank," Ditzy said staring biting her bottom lip, she then quickly galloped behind me giving one of them ole 'Git outta here' slaps on the flank.

Aroma stood back with disgust," Eww that's my brother!"

" That's also my coltfriend," Ditzy said with a bit too much of pride," I am going to take advantage of every third Sunday!"

I smiled hearing that and finally opened the door seeing Chaser," Graze! We need to go the mall!......Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

" My apartment, my body, I do what I want. Why do you need to go to the mall? Weren't we just there?" I questioned him by the frames of the door.

" I need to buy a suit to impress Celestia," Chaser replied," And if I am going to be sent to the moon, I at least want to look good."

" And you need me why?"

" Well number one, I need a wing-stallion and you're the only pony who wears clothes, so please put them on and let's go."

[ Graze this is your Sunday, YOURS! WE WON'T BE SEEING THIS FOR ANOTHER MONTH!]

< A dinner with the Princess hmm? I say we go!>

" Alright Chaser, I'll play your game but first, you need to play mine," I began.

" And what is that?"

" Take off your jacket and join me."

" WHAT?!"

" Strip down man, if we are going to do this, let me at least enjoy my Sunday."

He bit his bottom lip trying to think of how to escape this torment but honestly, it was a fair trade," You promise we will get the suit after?"

" I promise, now take it off and join me in the streak." Chaser relieved himself of the jacket giving it to both Aroma and Ditzy," I don't trust your brother or your coltfriend, at all."

" We know," they both replied as he walked off meeting me by the door.

" You ready?"

" I guess so....."

" THEN LET'S GO!" I shouted beginning my gallop through the halls as I grabbed Chaser who 'willingly' joined me. It felt so good to feel the wind on my body once again, I think I should do this more often," WOOOHOOO!! I'M NAKED!" I shouted passing my group of friends making their way to my dorm.

" Was that Graze and Chaser?" CrackShot asked curiously.

" Did we just get streaked?" Ice asked as well.

" That doesn't make any sense, ponies don't wear clothes all the time," Dark replied.

" But they do," CrackShot added.

" Seems legit," the green pony beside them.

" Legit, why are you even here?" Breeze asked with curiosity," I mean, aren't you and Berry doing fine?"

" Technically, I don't know if we are together, it's mostly when she is drunk does things happen, so it's up to her," Legit answered.

" Can we please just go and get this over with?" Ice said by the door. With the consent of everypony, he turned the knob revealing Ditzy and Aroma.

" Hello! And welcome to 'How to please your mare!" Aroma exclaimed," This is my assistant Ditzy and she will help me guide you through this session!"

" Oh buck, I think our marefriends are trying to tell us something," Dark blatantly said.

" Please please take a seat on the couch or on the floor so we can begin the process," Ditzy ordered which everyone obeyed," Okay, would anyone like to introduce themselves? The first step is admittance."

Breeze was the first to stand up," Hello, my name is SeaBreeze and I can't please my mare."

" Hello SeaBreeze," they all replied simultaneously.

" GRAZE! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" Chaser shouted as we both galloped throughout the halls. I instantly stopped by one door pushing it open," Is that Charge's room?"

" SURPRISE!!" I exclaimed knocking down the door standing up on my two hind legs,"DO YA LIKE IT? IT'S CALLED A STREAK!" I quickly slammed the door causing both him and Anarchy to flinch.

" Was that Graze without clothes?" Anarachy asked curiously.

" Yes....Why do you ask?"

" Because, I think that was payback for the rope," Anarchy said pointing to her wings," Wait, where are you going Charge?!"

" To join them of course, I wear clothes too and it has been one thousand years til I had that kind of fun," Charge replied taking off his clothes walking up to Anarchy and kissed her on the cheek," Don't wait up."

" I won't!" Anarchy said waving goodbye. Mr. Charge then burst through the door quickly with ease and galloped catching up with Chaser and I.

" So, whose next?!" Charge asked as we all ran down the halls and into the main building," Oh yes," he said knowing exactly where we were going. We quickly ran passed our janitor who had the same old boring expression on his face.

" YEAHHHHHH!!! NO CLOTHESS WOOHOOO!!!" We all shouted.

" Well....Good thing I have lots of brain bleach," Omnius said rolling down his cart through the halls.

" You guys ready for this?" I asked by the door.

" Oh yeah," Chaser and Charge replied.

All three of us once clothed ponies ran our streak into the principal's office with him more confused as ever distracting him from paper work. *Clop Clop* We all stomped our hooves at the same time.

" Yeah, yeah! When I walk on by mares be looking like damn we fly," Chaser sang.

" I pay to the beat trotting down the street like I'm a freak," I sang next.

" This how we roll, no pants, no shirt, we outta control," Charge said next.

Shadow, look at our bodies,ugh,

Shadow, look at our bodies, ugh,

Shadow, look at our bodies, ugh,

We-we work out!

When we walk in the office, this is what we see,

Principal Shadow stops staring at me

We had passion in our pants and we ain't afraid to show it, show it,

" We're sexy and we know it," we all then exited the room as Shadow stared at the now empty spot light where we did our performance.

" What a completely totally normal fun day.......I want to join but all this damn paper work! Agh!" He shouted to himself looking at all the work he had to do.

All three of us were now trotting outside the office and through the halls once again," So, who do we streak next? This is kinda fun," Chaser said.

" Well, I didn't see a certain mare in a long time, so just follow me," I said smiling.

" It feels good to let it all loose once in a while, but I miss my clothes," Charge stated.

" Me too, in fact, after this Graze and I are going to pick out a suit, want to come? We could use a pony with experience," Chaser offered.

" Sure, I think I can make it but just after this last streak," Charge replied. All three of us walked for a few minutes stopping by one door, apartment forty four, the room next to my old one.

" Oh door, I missed you so much," I said looking at room forty three," Anyways, let's get this over with."

All three of us once again stood outside a door and knocked twice. A mint coated unicorn then opened the door staring at all of us," SURPRI--What are you doing inside your room?" I asked curiously looking at the mess.

[ Wow..... Seriously? Somepony is a bit too into their work ]

< Unlike us>

" Oh hiya Graze.....where are your clothes?" Lyra asked confusedly as Bon Bon made an appearance by the door.

" It's so nice to see you again! Come on inside you guys, would you like anything to drink and eat?" Bon Bon offered," Sorry about Lyra's mess, she can get a bit out of hand with her 'obsession'."

" What are all of these drawings?" Chaser said looking at the room filled with sketches.

" I believe they are humans, an old mares tale, even I have seen weirder shit but never a human, care to explain Ms. Lyra?"

" It'll be my honor to share my knowledge with all of you," Lyra then cleared her throat," Their whole universe was once in a hot dense state until fourteen billion years ago--"

" Wait, that's pretty much of a long time, how are you so sure about this?"

" Graze let her finish," Charge said.

" Sorry."

" 'Earth' their land is believed to be called began to cool and the autotrophs began to drool, such a weird statement but I believe it was literally linked to as hunger," Lyra said unsure," Anyways, specimens called neanderthals developed tools and even walls, something like pyramids!"

" Oh! Like in Las Pegasus?" Chaser asked.

" Yup! But just like us, they studied, Math, Science and History, using what they've learnt to unravel many mysteries. Can't you believe it all started with something called the 'Big Bang'?"

" That seems kind of odd, I still believe in our theory of everything being created by the great Alicorns," Charge denied her fact," I've been far too long in Equestria to know that us ponies control most of it."

" What?! You honestly don't believe in other life than Equestrian-kind out there?!" Lyra stated shocked.

" Sorry but, when I see one, I would believe it," Charge said a bit too sure leaving the room.

" See ya Lyra! Today's gonna be extremely busy!" I waved a hoof good bye.

Chaser was the last to leave and to tell Lyra goodbye," Don't worry, I believe you, I mean we can't be the only ones out here right?" He then smiled and left with a wave of a hoof," Nice sketches by the way!"

" Okay guys, let me just get my clothes and we can leave 'kay?" I said in front of my dorm.

" Take your time man," Charge said to which I nodded and entered the room only to find out that my sister and Ditzy were teaching my friends...... This can't be good.

" Earth ponies have eight erogenous zones," she said pointing to the diagrams of an earth pony showing each location to which all of the stallions were confused and to confuse them even more she said," while unicorns have ten adding on their horns and pegasi have twelve due to their wings!"

" There are twelve?!" Dark asked shocked.

" Let me see that," Ditzy said looking into the diagram, she nodded her head in approval," Oh yeah, I forgot about that one," she then looked at me," Even Graze does."

I silently blushed with a bit of embarrassment.

[Damn, that's harsh.]

< Infront of everyone....Damn>

Legit raised a hoof and asked jokingly," Can I get a demonstration?"

I quickly charged him throwing him outside my opened door and slammed it," NO GRAZE! PLEASE STOP........AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" Honestly, I just took my anger out on him.

I reentered the room fixing my mane which had seemed to be unkempt due to previous activities," Sorry folks, please continue."

Aroma smiled and continued," During mating, you may want to spice things up a bit, mix it up to make her go from nice to SWEET CELESTIA! SOMEONE IS MURDERING HER!"

Ditzy then gave an example looking at the diagram," Like this, start out with a one, a two.....A one, two, three, an eight," her voice changed a little enjoying herself with the diagram as she pointed out the spots on it," a nine, a seven, a three two, a two four eleven, four, nine, nine, four ten!" Ditzy then looked at me," Ten Eight! Six Seven! TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN!" She galloped through the entire crowd and tackled me sending me to the floor, getting a bit too into the teachings.

" Hahaha, okay Ditzy! Calm down a bit, I need to go out for a while," I informed her.

She looked left and right to the group of colts and whispered in my ears," I'll see you later!"

I kissed her and nodded," I know," she then allowed me to get up from spot to which I then put on my clothes and exited the room.

" Well...That was awkward," Ice said breaking the silence when I left. A certain glassed wearing pony crawled on the floor meeting the others with his mane disheveled and one eye swollen.

" Whoever lives in dorm fifty four, you left your door open," Legit said weakly as he crawled.

" Oh thanks! That's me!" Ice galloped quickly to close the door. While outside though what prevented Ice from venturing further was a very pissed off mare," Uhm, Vine? Haven't seen you for a while, what's wrong?"

" Oh nothing," she said with a stuffy nose," just sick.....And that I had to clean Graze's fucking mess while I was sick! Where is he?!" She stomped her hoof a bit vexatious but then sneezed a fine blue powder on Ice.

" Gross! Vine, say it don't spray it! And what the hell was that?!" Ice said trying to wipe off the powder with a hoof.

" I don't know-Achoo!- but Dashie didn't catch it and you said you don't get sick," she then sniffled," don't worry, I just need to talk to Graze."

" Well, he is going to have dinner with the Princess, Ditzy told us."

".....I guess I shall wait patiently til night," Vine said trotting off sneezing again.

" Bye Vine! Hope you feel better!" Ice waved a hoof and then talked to himself," Damn, I really hope that thing isn't contagious."

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Crying With Some Swag

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Vinetion slowly made her way down the halls sneezing bit by bit with her head down," Ugh, if this doesn't kill me, I don't know what will," she slightly joked.

" Well, maybe I can assist with that," a random voice said also taking the halls. Vinetion looked up to see a grey unicorn stallion wearing a pair of red shades. They both felt a slight ping of tension pull between them as if they were meant to dislike each other.

Vinetion took guard quickly and stared at the stallion," Who are you and what do you want?" She didn't take kindly to his joke. The red shaded pony chuckled which made Vinetion a bit confused," Well? What's so funny?"

" My name is Grim, pony of the necromancy, and you are?" He introduced himself.

" My name is Vinetion Lutin, pony of flora and life, what is it that you want?" She demanded to know.

" Well, do you know of a pony Graze? He is my....acquaintance."

" Don't bother, he just left and will be back tonight, I must go for now as you can see I am very ill," Vine said wanting to cut the conversation short.

" Well, we won't want anything bad happening now would we?"

" Speak for yourself," Vinetion said talking her trot off to rest.

" If you need any help with that cold killing you, or maybe a proper burial, just let me know," Grim joked to himself and trotted off the opposite direction.

" Go buck yourself with a cactus."

" And where may I find one?" He said pissing her off continuing with his path down the hall. Immediately two vines were shot out towards Grim which sadly he countered with a spell sending out a ghostly white grasp around the vines which slowly aged and decayed.

" Come back to me where you're feeling a bit better, we don't want any new bodies in the morgue now do we?"

Vinetion glared as he trotted off,' I need to know about that pony....Maybe Graze knows a thing or two.'

Mr. Charge and I were both waiting in the suit store for Chaser to make up his mind, last thing we knew, he took in twelve suits at once and asked us for every opinion so far.

" And I thought Ditzy was bad with this," I said to Charge.

[ No Graze, we've been here for three bucking hours, she takes one]

< Feels like forever, why does Celestia torment us?>

" Graze, he is worse than a mare, we have been here for three hours and Anarchy won't be pleased," Charge then sighed.

" We have whole day, what do you want to do after?" I asked Charge.

" I don't know, see a movie or something, I just want to get out of this store," Charge said impatiently," It feels like I've been alive for another thousand years."

Chaser exited the changing room showing off his suit with a white scarf and fedora cap," So, how do I look?"

" Like the fucking Belle of the ball, now please can we leave?" Charge asked.

" I'm not sure."

" Chaser, I will send your ass to Tartarus myself if we don't get out of here now!' Charge stomped a hoof cracking the floor slightly releasing a bright red light," Don't you dare think I won't do it."

" Okay! Okay! I pick this one!" Chaser said quickly making his way to the cashier paying the necessary bits.

" Huzzah! The swag has been tripled!" I exclaimed at all of us wearing suits," So, what movie do you guys want to watch?"

" Oh, my favorite, Anarchy and I have seen it twice," Charge said smiling evilly.

" Cool, what are we waiting for?"

Chaser, Charge and I all sat in the cinemas watching the movie, with me in the middle.

'' I'm sorry girl, but, we're going to have to put her down"

" No daddy! But, I love her! Maybe she can heal!"

" SHE CANNOT RECOVER! SHE IS SUFFERING!" The stallion shouted to his daughter on the screen," You're going to have to be a big strong girl and send her away, make sure she enjoys the last of her moments, ya hear me?"

" Yes Pa." The filly on the screen then hugged her pet laying her head on its fur.

" No, not the puppy....Why?" I said shedding a tear. I heard the dog whimper and felt my heart ache.

" I'm sorry that it had to be this way" The doctor said to the ponies as the dog laid on the table waiting for it's impending doom. A syringe within his magical grasp moved closer and closer.

< QUICKLY RUN!! GET OUT OF THERE!!>

[ YOU STUPID BITCH! STOP HUGGING THE DOG AND LET HER FREE!! ]

The dog looked one last time into the mares eyes as it slowly closed. I bawled the entire time crying over that poor puppy," THE DOGGIE WAS SO HAPPY, WHY?! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE!! WHY COULDN'T THEY LET HER FREE?!" I exclaimed as I cried.

" Graze, it's going to be alright, it's just a movie," Chaser said.

" No! It's not alright! The dog deserved none of this! And the mare just stood there and watched?! What kind of sick bastard does that?!"

Both Kill and Joy too were both crying we then watched the screen as the credits rolled ' Based on the fiction written by Mr. Silent Charger. '

I cried for minutes uncontrollably tears rolling down my cheeks as I ranted about the dog," It didn't need to die! It was always young and so innocent!"

" Graze, if it makes you feel better, the dog is in a happier place, roaming in heaven, dry humping every stuffed animal it can find," Chaser tried to relieve me of my sorrow.

" Really?" I looked at him with tears.

" Yes, really."

" That sorta does make me feel better, can we go home now?" I asked Charge sitting up.

" No wait! There is an alternate ending!" Charge exclaimed putting me down with a hoof.

" I'm sorry girl, but there is no other way," The father said holding a double barreled shot gun," Now, you git! Ya' hear me! Get outta here you stupid animal!" The dog looked in it's masters' eyes both young and old for the last time as it made it's way off into freedom.

[ Charge, you sick fucking bastard.]

< NO!!! RUN DOGGIE RUN!! YOU ARE FREE!! MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T!!> *POW POW....Dog whimpering sound*

I watched horridly at the screen as my tears formed back once again and bawled through the entire cinema.

" Music to my ears," Charge said as he got up leaving me on my seat to cry," Now, we can go home."

All three of us exited the cinema and then the mall taking flight to home. I was unable to fly due to my emotions taking the better of me so Chaser had the privilege of carrying a sobbing me on his back," I never knew Graze was so emotional with this stuff."

" I never knew he was such a pussy," Charge replied to which I glared at him from Chaser's back," Oh c'mon Graze! It's a movie !"

" You've read my mind Charge! You knew I get emotional over things like that and you still did it! Why?!"

" Because I can," he simply stated.

" Just take me home by the window, I don't want anyone to see me," I pleaded of Chaser as we came on sight of the campus. He hovered by the window for a few seconds until I made my successful jump after opening it," Thanks Chaser, I will see you in two hours, just let me cool down."

" No problem man, just take your time and I'll meet you outside with Luna," he said before flying off.

I crawled into bed and under the covers only wanting some peace and quiet. I suddenly heard the doors open," Graze? I thought I heard you enter."

" Leave me alone Aroma," I said not showing my face.

" Graze, are you okay? You sound kinda sad," she quickly flung the covers off and saw my face in a pillow damp with tears," What's wrong?"

" Charge made me watch a very, very, very sad movie," I muffled through the pillow," Where is everyone?"

" Oh, one of those movies huh? Well, I brought something from home to cheer you up," Aroma voice sounded a bit softer as I lifted my head from my pillow watching her rummage through her packed bags," Everypony left a few minutes ago."

[ She can't possible have anything that can cheer me up!]

" Oh really Kill? What about Mr. Hoots!" Aroma exclaimed pulling out an owl like plushie.

< No...Way>

I squee'd in joy," NO WAY! MR. HOOTS!" I smiled grabbing the plushie and hugged it," It's been forever Mr. Hoots!" I talked to the plushie.

" I knew you had forgotten something," Aroma chuckled.

" Hey, what's all the commotion about?" Ditzy said entering the room," Graze....Is that a stuffed toy?"

" Eeyup! Had him ever since I was a colt! His name is Mr. Hoots! Say hi to him!" I said pushing the plushie in her face.

" Hello Mr. Hoots," she smiled to it and then looked to Aroma with a serious face," Should I be concerned?"

Aroma shook her head," That's one of his lifelong toys he had ever since mom was around, it means a lot to him."

" Ah, okay..... But isn't he like nineteen?"

" So what? It's not like it's harming anypony, just let him enjoy it while it lasts," Aroma said to which Ditzy nodded watching me on the bed as I hugged the plushie," Mr. Hoots had been through a lot though, he used it everytime he was scared or sad, even hugged it at nights."

" Awww, but it's kinda creepy," Ditzy admitted and trotted to me until she was held by a hoof.

" Let's do this with the other ponies, he kinda needs it now, Mr. Charge made him go through a sad movie, so let the moment last, may it be his last," Aroma announced to which Ditzy agreed.

" An Intervention it is, say Wednesday?"

" Oh yeah," Aroma agreed.

Two hours had passed and I was now in front of the school yard meeting with Chaser in his new suit and Luna beside him.

" So, are you ready for this?" I asked Chaser.

" Hopefully nothing goes wrong," he replied.

" Don't worry honey, I'm sure nothing will go wrong," Luna told Chaser nuzzling him.

" Well, let's get this over with," Chaser sighed as Luna teleported us into Canterlot Castle and to what had seemed to be the dining hall.

" Welcome everypony! Hello Chaser," Princess Celestia picked out the one pony," you look rather dashing but please pardon me as we await for one more guest."

*Knock Knock Knock*

Ditzy responded to the knocking of the door and opened it," Oh, hello BlueBlood, what do you want?"

" That's Prince BlueBlood to you, and I am looking for a certain mare, arrived in school a few days ago, goes by the name Aroma?"

*Crash* Aroma slammed Ditzy out of the doorway smiling meeting the supposed Prince," Hi! I'm Aroma, pleased to meet you!"

" Why good day fellow pony, I, Prince BlueBlood would like to know if you are free this Sunday night for a dinner," he offered.

" I don't know, my brother is a bit over protective of me, he won't like me being gone for too long and I'm pretty sure you don't want to meet him."

" Rest assured my dear Aroma, where we are going he shall never find us," Prince BlueBlood hopefully reassured her.

" Alright, but where are you taking me?"

" To Canterlot Castle! To dine with my aunt Princess Celestia, she did say I may bring one guest, and what better idea would it be to pick our newest attendee of this establishment."

" He will never find me there! What are you waiting on? Let's go!" Aroma said hyped up.

' This mare does seem to be a bit jubilant, maybe she knows how to dine with royalty,' he hoped teleporting to Canterlot Castle with Aroma.

*Bzzzzzttt Ping!*

" Welcome BlueBlood, I see that you brought a guest!" Princess Celestia announced with a bit less of the formalities," Not to worry everypony, tonight we are all friends, there shall be no need for formalities, let us only enjoy the feast that has been prepared!"

My attention was fully brought to BlueBlood and his guest," AROMA?!" I shouted.

She turned to see a very pissed of Graze," Oh buck no...."

Yes, I do have a plushie in real-life and it is called Hoot-Hoot big ass plushie, I may put a blog post of it later though, I GOT NO SHAME!

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Royally Screwed

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

" Why does life hate me," Aroma whispered to herself.

" And who is that?" BlueBlood asked my sister.

I trotted over between the two unicorns stating my position," I am her brother, Graze, and what is Aroma doing here?"

" Why of course, she is here for dinner, are you that dimwitted?" BlueBlood said smugly.



[ Who's up for kicking ass? Anyone? Me? Okay!]

I pulled my right hoof back preparing for a punch," Royalty or not, I don't give a fu--" My hoof and speech were stopped mid sentence as Cloud Chaser restrained me from making any foolish moves.

" Graze please don't mess this up, this may be my one chance to finally have a good impression with Celestia, she already hates me man. Please?" He whispered a beg.

Joy watched BlueBlood with detest < Today you live.>

[ BlueBlood must be thee luckiest pony alive.]

" Fine, but why does she hate you?" I asked curiously.

" Welcome all family members, esteemed guest and Cloud Chaser!" Celestia announced to which Cloud gave me a bemused look stating ' That's why'. " The appetizers are prepared and shall be with us shortly, please feel free to take a seat around the table so that we may properly introduce ourselves to one another."

Cloud Chaser released his grip off me," Remember Graze, don't do anything risky." I nodded showing that I understood as I trotted towards the table as did Luna with Chaser.

I took my seat being the only single pony other than Celestia as I eyed BlueBlood and Aroma.

' Remember Aroma, treated like a mare!' My sister thought to herself as she trotted behind the chair. Both BlueBlood and herself patiently awaited for the other to pull the chair out for the other. Aroma cleared her throat," Mhmm!" and motioned her head to the chair sending signs for BlueBlood.

BlueBlood mimicked her motions as the battle waged on for both to pull out the chair for the other. I got up from my chair about to curse BlueBlood [ Sit your ass down Graze. Chaser needs this.] And then I took my seat patiently awaiting for the battle to end.

" Honey, you look a bit tense and worried, are you going to be alright?" Luna asked Chaser who was sweating madly as his heart beat faster with every closing step.

" Oh, I'm just fine....Just a bit nervous nothing much though," Chaser smiled sheepishly and thought to himself,' I am so fucked.'

" Don't worry Cloud, everything is going to be alright, we're only here for dinner," Luna assured him.

" Thanks, I feel a lot better," Chaser smiled to her.

" Oh Cloud! Why not take a seat next to me?" Celestia called out," I would love to meet my new brother in law!"

' Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck,' Chaser repeated in his mind as he walked closer with the worst poker face known to pony kind taking a seat next to Celestia," Good day your majesty, how are you?"

" Oh, I am fine, controlling the sun, sending naughty ponies to the moon, you know, the usual," she smiled closer to Chaser," How are you and Luna doing?"

" Fine," he shortly answered.

" Only fine? I thought you would have treated my dear sister better than fine," she glared at him," Can I ask you a question Chaser?"

' Oh fuck, what does she want now?' He thought to himself," Anything your highness."

Celestia reached her hoof under the table pulling out a bag which had a label ' Banana Bag'," So Cloud Chaser, are you a mmmmbeeyetch that likes bananas?"

' DO I ANSWER YES OR NO?! OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!' Chaser cleared his throat and began," What happens if I say--"

" PULL OUT THE BUCKING CHAIR FOR HER!" I shouted across the table at BlueBlood.

" Ugh, such a ruffian! Are you sure you are related to THAT!" BlueBlood pointed a hoof at me saying to Aroma.

" I will jump across this table and shove my hoof right up your--"

" Graze...Calm down," Aroma sadly stated pulling the chair out for BlueBlood," It's okay, really."

" Thank you my dear pony," BlueBlood nodded to her as she too took her seat afterwards. I glared at BlueBlood showing him every drop of hate I had.

[ I will break all his limbs....TWICE!]

< What a douche....I feel sorry for Aroma> Joy stated.

Five formal unicorn stallions wearing black and white soon flooded the room appearing by each guest around the table, except for Cloud. They placed each dish upon the table pulling off the covers as the aroma (no pun intended) diffused through the atmosphere making Aroma, myself and Cloud's mouth to water.

" Excuse, but I think you're forgetting a pony," Cloud remarked.

" Oh no, the Princess has prepared something a bit more...suiting to your kind," one of the unicorns said pointing to a mule who walked slowly with the dish upon his flank carefully balancing it. The mule looked somewhat elderly and sickly as it came to Chaser coughing ever so often trying to clear his throat of the mucus. He used his mouth placing the bowl on the table and walked away.

Chaser looked confused at the dish and sniffed it, tears flooded his eyes at the terrible scent as he questioned," What is that?"

The mule looked over to him and responded," Oatmeal, I couldn't finish it all."

All of us stared at Chaser as he watched the bowl ever so confused, he looked at us in shock not knowing what to do to which we immediately responded by minding our business which at this point was our well cooked food. He looked at Luna who only smiled at him sheepishly and then at Celestia who smiled at him evilly," You don't expect me to eat this do you?"

" You can eat that or whatever's in the banana bag," Celestia responded.

[ DEAL! PICK DEAL!]

< NO DEAL! NO DEAL!>

Chaser looked at Luna back again and mouthed," Are you kidding me?'

" Do it for me, please," Luna begged to which he had no choice but to obey. He bent his head down towards the bowl taking a whiff to which he negatively responded to repelling away from the substance. His face turned green from the smell but he still ventured holding his snout and licked the oatmeal curious of it's taste. He had no choice for the matter fact. The taste could only be described as cold, so so cold as well as terrible, the texture itself was slimy as he continued to at least try to end his torture as quickly as possible. He immediately felt the food at his throat as his body rejected every last bit of substance, it definitely was not oatmeal but nevertheless he still swallowed it.

Chaser took a heavy breath as Luna patted him on the back comforting him. The other sister had different plans as she moved to his ears and whispered," Made it myself."

Chaser's eyes opened wide as he made a quick gallop to the nearest washroom. Nevertheless, he didn't know where it was but had no time to stick around to ask for directions.

What I only heard was Chaser coughing beside me as he looked as if he was dying from a choke and Luna who was patting his back trying to relieve him of such. I shrugged focusing back on Aroma and BlueBlood. Neither of us had touched our food as we watched the entire scene happen from the Oatmeal to the choking to now hearing our Princess' laughter.

I smiled to them from the other side of the table." Well the salads going to get cold, let's dig in," I said allowing BlueBlood to take the first bite.

[ You can eat salad cold dumbass.]

< .....No comment.....>

He slowly picked up the fork with his magical grasp taking with it a tomato and lettuce which he then chewed upon. His eyes opened in disgust," Ugh, I hate this salad dressing!" He exclaimed taking a napkin wiping off the food from his mouth," Here give me yours!" He traded with Aroma without consent.

[ Maybe where he was born that would make buck-tons of sense but newsflash buddy, we live in Equestria]

My hoof reached ever so slowly for the knife which sat so still with its cold blade lusting for the warmth of blood. Aroma watched as my hoof go forth the knife so she cleared her throat," Graze how does the salad taste for you?" She smiled unsure hoping that I would take the hint.

For now, I was going to play along so I downed my face into the food enjoying the salad a bit too much," I don't see what's so wrong with this!" I said with a smile after I swallowed.

" Ugh, such peasantry behavior," BlueBlood said rolling his eyes," That is why we are unicorns my dear Aroma." She responded to him with a weak smile, she then looked at me with a very unsure one.

" You got a problem with me being a pegasus?" I said after I had swallowed my food.

" Nope! No he doesn't! Isn't that right Blue?" Aroma said quickly before Prince BlueBlood answered.

" Of course I do, just look at how you eat in front of royalty!"

" Well, sorry for not being gifted with a horn, by the way, can you use that for other than wiping your ass?" I stated blatantly.

" Hmph, how absurd, can you pegasi only use those wings for erections?" He responded.

[ THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER HIM!]

I suddenly lost control of my hoof being controlled by Kill as I picked up my plate of salad and flung it across the table aiming at BlueBlood. He quickly took cover behind Aroma as the dish slammed into her face. " Ha! Your attempt to make a fool out of me was futile!" BlueBlood announced across the table only soon to watch Aroma gritting her teeth in anger," What's wrong Aroma?"

" WHAT'S WRONG?! WHAT'S WRONG?! ARE YOU THAT BUCKING STUPID!" She shouted at him standing up.

" Ew! Don't touch me while you still have food on yourself, I do not want to look like that," he said pointing to me.

" OH! AFRAID TO GET DIRTY?!" Aroma shouted picking him up with a telekenetic spell," Well, let me help you with that!" She trotted across the table and to a window, pulling him back to add more force to her throw.

" Wait Aroma! Think before you act!" I shouted from the table, she looked at me somewhat a bit confused.

" Oh, how can I be so foalish," she facehoofed and then opened the window," Won't want anything important to break now do we?" I nodded in approval and watched as she flung his body out the window as if it was a ragdoll.

The two of us heard a successful splash as both brother and sister watched BlueBlood in a pile of mud with his mane disheveled, trying to pick out every last bit of dirt from his coat. We laughed as he continuously fretted over his looks which had soon driven him into tears. Honestly, we laughed our asses off to see such a douche get thrown into mud.

Aroma wiped one tear with her hoof and approached Princess Celestia," I am sorry your highness but I do not wish to be around your nephew any longer, he obviously does not know how to treat a mare correctly."

" There is no need to worry Aromatherapy, I have gotten many complaints about BlueBlood and his antics, I am sure you will not be the last," Celestia replied. Aroma then lowered her head as a sign of respect to the Princess biding farewell," It was nice of you to have dinner with us, I honestly expected more of your brother to deal with BlueBlood than you, that's why we had it on the first floor. He maybe ill mannered to mares but he is still my nephew."

Aroma chuckled at the thought of what could have happened." Well, thank you once again Princess, Graze and I have classes in the morning," Aroma said as I trotted beside her.

" Farewell my little ponies!" Celestia waved a hoof as both Aroma and I teleported off to the school grounds.

Aroma had now teleported both of us directly in front of Ditzy's apartment." Wow, that was thee worst dinner I ever had,'' Aroma exclaimed.

" Yeah, well, that's what I've been trying to warn you about," I said trotting away from the door.

" Where are you going?" Aroma asked curiously.

" I want to check up on Light, I just want to make sure he is doing fine. Even though he is an alicorn, the big guy needs some loving too," I chuckled.

[ SUPER GAAYY ] Kill said with his hooves by his snout producing a more of an echoing sound.

< Oh c'mon, you know that was a joke Kill>

[ The line has been crossed, he has gone too far away from the line, it's not even a line anymore, it's a dot!]

Aroma laughed hearing Kill's rant and opened the door," Alright Graze, see you in a few!" She then entered the door hearing this tune coming from a record player. She opened the door to find Ditzy on the bed," Uhmm, hi?"

Ditzy stopped the entire track," Wait, where's Graze?"

" He went to see Light, shouldn't be too long though."

" Great," Ditzy rolled her eyes," all this set up and I have to wait even longer. Why did we have to that lesson with the colts today? You got me all hyped up for nothing."

"....That's my brother," Aroma said after a period of awkward silence.

" And he's my coltfriend," Ditzy smiled," Don't play like you don't know."

Aroma walked backwards and closed the door behind her," I don't need those images, I'm going to play with Valkyria."

" Have fun!" Ditzy waved off alone in the room," Well, I guess I could revise a few notes.But that will kill the mood, meh, he shouldn't be too long."

An hour or two had passed from entering the Cross' office, small talking with my friends and Cross about Light's condition. Light himself was up for a while as I got a chance to talk to him, he seemed pretty well and knowing so, Cross would allow him to leave the room by tomorrow. Trixie herself had seemed as she had been there for the entire day worrying over Light as she was asleep by his bedside.

I only got a few words with him but Cross had told me it was time for Light to get some rest. I left the infirmary walking by two other ponies who were outside talking about a certain mare.

" -- And I was just walking through the halls and that crazy mare attacked me, some Vine-whatever," Grim said to Ice.

" Yeah, that's Vinetion alright but you must have given her a reason to attack you, what did you do?" Ice asked curiously.

" Nothing much, all we did was talk and suddenly I find two vines coming at me," Grim stated.

" Well, forgive her because she is still very sick, actually, she sneezed on me and looked as if she was about to faint."

" Shouldn't you be worried about that?" I interrupted both of them.

" Nah, I don't even get sick! So, nothing to worry about," Ice said with a bother," Anyways, I have to get home to Pinkie Pie, we have classes in the morning."

" I'm going to check on Vine, she doesn't seem to well, I will see you guys in the morning," I said trotting my way out of the room.

" Alright man, I'll leave in a few let me just talk to Cross," Grim said.

" About what?" Ice questioned.

" Well, firstly I need a job and I need a job that I would like, so I'm going to ask Red about being his assistant, probably won't pay much but I'm in it for the experience."

" Tell us how it goes, I think we will be seeing you on a regular basis," Ice said accounting for himself and the rest of us ponies.

[ Yeah that is true, it's either we get our asses kicked or kick some ass]

< Grim is going to be one filthy rich pony by the time he exits this school >

{ Ha! Cross' salary depends on us!}

I waved them off and made my way to Vine's room. Soon arriving by her door, I knocked upon it several times and shouted ," Hey Vine! How ya feeling?"

*SLAM* The door quickly opened as two vines pushed me against a wall," Do you know how bucking sick I am?" Vinetion said coughing.

" Why do you think I came and visited?" I said with a bit of smartass in my tone. Yeah, let's just piss off the very sick pony who can shove a cactus up my ass.

" Don't play smart with me Graze! I was sick and had to clean your bucking mess! You think it's easy to fill up a crater and rejuvenate the plants? If so please tell me now."

" Look Vine, I'm sorry but we needed too," I apologized.

" No pony NEEDS to make a five metre diameter crater in the bucking ground!"

" IT WAS SHADOW BLADE! WE NEEDED TOO!"

" Shadow Blade? Don't you mean Light?"

[ Graze, remember, she was sick when you fought Shadow]

< Also, we didn't know her until after the fight!>

I took a deep breath and sighed telling her the entire story of Light and Shadow.

" If that's the case, I shall let you go for now, but please Graze stop making my life harder than Omnius'."

" No promises, but can you let me go now? I only came to check how you were, Ditzy is going to be pissed that I'm three hours late."

" Wow Graze, even I know that's pussy whipped," Vinetion chuckled," Well, see you lat--A-AH-ACHOO!" She sneezed a blue powder all over me.

" Celestia dammit!" I exclaimed.

[ OH MOTHER FUCK!]

< DAMN THAT'S NASTY!>

" Sorry Graze."

" It's fine really, don't worry about it," I said wiping off the blue powder.

" I need some more rest, I think I'm going back to bed," Vine said trotting to her door," See you tomorrow, hopefully."

" Yeah, you rest up," I said with a yawn," I'm going to, bye!"

Vinetion then closed her door as I made my way to Ditzy's apartment. I yawned opening the door with my wing and entered the room seeing Aroma on the floor with Valkyria on top of her," Hiya Graze! How come it took you three hours?!"

" Very, very, very busy night it's either a pony is sick or injured in this school," I said making my way to Ditzy's room," If you don't mind, I would like to sleep the night away."

" I think Ditzy has other plans though," Aroma said," Plans that a sister should never think of a brother in that way."

[ < YESYESYESYESYESYESYEYSYESYES! > ] Both Kill and Joy said holding each others hooves jumping in a circle in joy.

{ YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?}

[< SEXY TIME! AWWW YEAAHHHH!!>]

I quickly galloped towards the door and slammed it open," Your stallion has arrived."

" IT TOOK YOU THREE HOURS?!" Ditzy shouted from reading her book.

" You mad?" I smiled unsure.

" Very!"

" No sexy time?"

" None, you made me wait three hours!"

" Well, I guess I should just go and leave you alone to your studies," I said preparing my trot from her bed to the door.

[ 3] < 2> { 1}

" Wait!" Ditzy exclaimed," Are you just going to leave me here?"

" Well, you are vex, so I'm going to let you cool off for the night," I said smiling not looking at her. This was the way the game had to be played, if she had seen my face, all hope would have been lost.

" I change my mind, I'm not vex," Ditzy said quickly.

[ Reverse Psychology is a success!]

" Woohoo!!" I fluttered my wings making a dive onto the bed.

" But no sexy time."

< Awww, why?>

My wings hovered me over the bed only to soon drop me upon it laying flat on my stomach," Fair enough, can we at least cuddle?"

" Yes," she said putting her hoof around me," yes we may."

After such a long time searching for the bathroom, Chaser had finally re-entered the dining room when Celestia began her laughter once again at him.

Chaser looked at Celestia with disgust," One would think that the ruler of Equestria has more important things to do with her time than picking on her sister's coltfriend."

" Yeah you could think that but not really," Celestia replied.

" So why pick on me?" Chaser asked with detest.

" Isn't it obvious? The same way Graze does with his sister, to protect her," Celestia answered.

" There is no need for that, I will always be there for her and I will protect her!" Chaser exclaimed.

" No you won't! You are nothing but a mere mortal unlike Luna! When you die, all that will be left is Luna and myself! Do you think I would like to see my sister in pain and suffering? I AM DOING THIS TO PROTECT HER!" Celestia bellowed.

" To protect her?! You are caging her like a bird! Unable to live her own life and make her own decisions!"

" IT IS MY DUTY TO LOOK OUT FOR HER! SHE WILL ONLY BE LEFT DISTRAUGHT AND IN PAIN! WHEN YOU DIE, THERE IS NO MORE LOVE! ONLY MEMORIES AND PAIN! YOU CANNOT BE WITH HER! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" Celestia said angered.

Cloud tried to keep his calm but Celestia had crossed the line with that statement," YOU DON'T THINK LUNA KNOWS THAT? YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?! I COULD GO BY EVERYDAY THINKING ABOUT THAT BUT NO! I RATHER LIVE THE MOMENT MAKING EVERY SECOND LAST!"

Celestia stayed quiet hearing Cloud stand up to her, the midnight blue alicorn stood up and spoke," It is true that he is a mortal but I love him, he makes every second worth living and those memories shall be cherished, but for now, it is just him and me. I am nearly as old as you sister, can't you see that we are happy? Isn't that what you always wanted? Is it better for me to have loved and lost rather than to have never loved?"

Celestia was quiet once more as her sister barraged her with questions." I am willing to devote my life for your sister even during after death! Even if it means having to deal with you everyday, you cannot stop me," Chaser said in a calmer tone with Luna beside him.

The silence made itself a member of the conversation as no pony dared to break the tension.

" Do you have nothing to say sister?" Luna asked curiously.

A minute had passed of the silence from the argument," She has nothing, let's go Luna, I've wasted time here only to be ridiculed." Chaser then began his trot out of the doors with Luna following after a glance back at her sister.

" Wait," Celestia called out making the two ponies freeze in their steps," I have granted you my blessings upon my sister," Chaser smiled at this," If and only if, you promise and meant everything you've said."

" I swear on my life and to you, that I did mean every single word and I shall live with them to my name," Chaser replied to which Celestia smiled," Does this mean you would stop bugging me?"

" Nope."

Cloud released a short breath from his snout," Yeah whatever, thank you your highness."

" Please Cloud, call me Celestia or sister, you are family," she then teleported to his side and whispered in his ears," but if one single feather of her gets hurt, I'm sending you to the moon within a heart beat." Chaser gulped and nodded his head," Good, now run along before I call the guards on you."

Chaser's eyes opened wide and grabbed Luna," Quick honey let's get out of here!" Luna smiled and happily transported to two of them to Chaser's room on the school compound.

" Whew that was a close--Mmm," Cloud's sentence was interrupted as Luna firmly kissed him on the lips.

" Thank you Cloud, for standing up to my sister," she then hugged him," I can't thank you enough."

Chaser hugged her back and said," There is no need to thank me, I did say I will stand up for you, even if that includes your sister.....Let's just not go back to the castle for a few more weeks. Let's make it months."

Luna chuckled and kissed him again," I love you, with all my heart."

" And I love you too, more than you know."

Both Chaser and Luna spent the entire night sleeping in the others embrace, happily as a couple and because of Chaser's promise, forever a couple, even during life and death.

---------------The Next Morning-------------

I woke up within the embrace of Ditzy who was strangely smelling like cotton candy," Hey Ditzy, is that a new perfume?"

" Ditzy? Oh Icy, it's me Pinkie, your marefriend?"

My eyes opened in shock as I turned around watching Pinkie directly in her big blue eyes," PINKIE PIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[ WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?!]

" KILL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Pinkie's darker pink coated conscience, Pinkamena shouted.

< PINKAMENA?!> Joy exclaimed confused.

" JOY?!" Surprise, the little white angel of Pinkie shouted.

" GRAZE?! IS THAT YOU!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ICE'S BODY?!" Pinkie shouted extremely confused as was everypony else in the room. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?!

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Messed Up Monday

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

[ Well, hey there Pinkamena, missed me?] Kill said making a move on Pinkamena.

' I don't want to talk to you, I can't believe you didn't feel anything after we broke up!' Pinkamena exclaimed and slapped him ' Waste of time.'

[ Oh yeah, you still love me] Kill said to which Pinkamena snorted through her nose like a bull walking away rolling her eyes, [ CALL ME!]

' Yeah! How could you Joy?!' Surprise asked.

< Just because we didn't show emotion doesn't mean we didn't miss you guys! You are the ones who broke up with us, don't forget that!>

" Kill, Joy, shut up! There is a reason why you all can't be together, Pinkie is with Ice and I am with Ditzy, so please kindly shut the fuck up while I think of what's going on," I told my consciences and looked at Pinkie," So, what's going on?"

" Don't look at me! I don't know anything about this, all I do know Icy and I were cuddling the night before and now, BOOM! You're in his body!" Pinkie exclaimed flailing her hooves making her explanation a bit more dramatic.

" Oh sweet Celestia's beard, if I am here, Ice is in my body!" I exclaimed.

" So what?" She questioned," He is a smart colt and would come to us, don't worry nopony but you and I can see consciences."

I grabbed Pinkie and looked her in the eyes," Are you daffed Pinkie? Do you know who he is with?"

" Wh-who?" she stuttered.

I paused for a second and gulped, "Aroma."

[ Oh yeah, he is intensely fucked.]

< She is going to rip him a new hole>

' What's wrong with your sister Graze?' Pinkamena and Surprise asked together curiously.

Aroma had risen from the couch where she slept allowing Graze to sleep with Ditzy for the night. She cracked her neck and then her legs with a wide yawn," The things I do for Graze," she said to herself walking to the bedroom door.

She knocked upon the door several times," Ditzy? Graze are you decent?" she then paused and thought to herself," Wait, why am I asking for permission? I live here." Aroma then entered the room disrespecting our privacy humming herself a pleasant morning tune and chimed," Morning Graze! Morning Ditzy! It's time for school!"

Ditzy awoke with her bedheaded mane and yawned," Morning Aroma, how did you sleep?"

" It's a couch, what do you expect?" She chuckled cracking her back," Wait, where is Graze?"

" I think he is still asleep under the covers," Ditzy said poking a body under the blanket," Wake up Muffin, we have to deliver mail today!"

" Just five for minutes," Ice in my body said under the covers still a bit tired not really paying attention to the voices.

" Hahaha, silly Razor, you have class in the next hour!" Aroma yanked to sheet off of me and looked at him with disgust.

" Hey! What did you do that....for?" Ice said looking at a very pissed off mare. Aroma quickly teleported Ditzy to her side and then focused her magical grasp on Ice.

" WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE THE BUCK IS MY BROTHER?!" Aroma exclaimed taking a quick change of mood," Answer me or I will send your ass to Tartarus."

'' Aroma put Graze down!" Ditzy shouted at Aroma pushing her.

" That's not Graze!"

" Wait, what?!" Ditzy exclaimed confusedly," How do you know?!"

" There is no Kill and Joy," Aroma told Ditzy but then paid attention back to the impostor," Now! Who are you and what have you done with Graze!"

" WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GRAZE?! AND WHY AM I SLEEPING WITH DITZY?!"

" You don't want to answer the question? Fine, we can play bad cop."

" I'm pretty sure there are two cops," Ice stated.

" Nope, just me," Aroma said," Now answer, why are you here?"

" I DON'T KNOW!" Ice shouted.

*WHAP* Aroma dropped his body to the floor and picked him up again," Answer the bucking question. Why are you here?"

" CELESTIA FUCKING SAKE! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE!" Ice shouted and was suddenly flung into the left and right wall and now onto the bed breathing for air," I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

Hearing that, Aroma looked at Ditzy and asked kindly," Give me your bat."

" How do you know I have a bat?" Ditzy asked curiously.

" Graze told me you nearly used it on him when he first became a mare, says that you keep it for intruders," Aroma said seriously.

Ditzy walked to the closet, opened it and grabbed a thick wooden bat in her mouth handing it over to Aroma," I really hope you know what you're doing."

" I do, Graze taught me this." Ice's eyes opened wide hearing that statement. " So Graze , if that's your real name, we are going to ask you a few questions, if you answer wrong, you get one sweet, tender and loving shot to the nuts," Aroma patted to the bat upon her hoof.

" Wait! I need those, hit him somewhere like the flank. Graze has a fattish flank, that must sting a bit less," Ditzy said actually planning where to hit.

" Fine, question one," Aroma smiled evilly," Why are you here?"

" WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT SAME QUESTION?! THAT MAKES NO BUCKING--" *POW* Aroma had hit him square in the nuts making a tear come out of his eye.

" I don't think that's how you play this game," Ditzy said," You're suppose to ask question, only which that pony knows the answer to. Like this, what does my cutie mark mean?"

Ice's eyes opened wide staring nervously remembering the bubble like pattern not knowing the answer whatsoever," It's because you have a bubbly personality?"

" WRONG!"

" Oooo, wrong answer buddy," Aroma swung the bat back. *POW*

Ice felt a tear come out of his eye from immense pressure but still answered yet again," Because muffins?"

" Wrong," Ditzy said taking a seat on her study chair and folder her hind legs.

" Sorry buddy, looks like we are going to be here for a very long time," Aroma said flipping the bat in mid air catching it with her magic and swung it again on my flank. The amount of sheer force used for that hit had made a sound echoing throughout the entire school.

----- Twenty minutes later-----

" Wow, that wasn't long at all, we actually broke the bat!" Aroma said with the bat broken into two pieces flinging it to Valkyria which then gnawed on it as a chew toy.

" Looks like we are going to have to buy another bat, maybe a metal one this time," Ditzy thought out loud," Keep him prisoner as I find something else to torture him with."

Ice cried a few tears stuttering a few words which only true levels of pain can cause," I-I do ha-have a name yo-you know."

" Oh? And what is it, I need to know before Grim engraves your tombstone," Aroma smiled at him.

" It's me, Ice," he said.

Ditzy's eyes opened wide hearing that name," No bucking way, why didn't you tell us in the first place?"

" I don't know! It was in the heat of the moment and crying for my life! Why is Aroma so violent?!"

" Duh, my brother is Graze, have you not met him?"

" You guys are straying from the point! Why are you here? Where is Graze?!" Ditzy asked.

Ice wiped his tears," If I am here, that means Graze must be with Pinkie Pie. We need to find them before class starts.. IN FIVE MINUTES!"

" Oh buck me, I still didn't deliver the mail!" Ditzy facehoofed," Never mind, it can always be done tomorrow. Let's just find Graze quick and head to class, what do we have first?"

" Philosophy," Aroma answered.

All three ponies quickly made their way out of the dorm and into the halls both Aroma and Ditzy galloping as Ice tried his best to catch up not wanting to cause further injuries. All in a hurry making various turns around school corners, the three ponies crashed into two others as they all did not look where they were properly going.

" Hey watch where ya going you fool!" Ice exclaimed on his back.

" Wait, I know that voice! THAT'S MINE!" I shouted going on all four hooves looking at my body still trying to get up," ICE! YOU FILTHY WHORE! WHY DID YOU USE MY BODY WITHOUT PERMISSION!"

[ That term is horrifyingly accurate ]

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME?! YOU ARE USING MY BODY!" Ice shouted back.

" Look, I don't know what happened but we need to find out soon before I half murder you," I replied only wanting my body back. Honestly, I missed my wings and I didn't like being flightless, also, I was naked.

< Graze, we have bigger problems than clothes>

{ Like what?}

< YOUR FIRST CLASS! WE'RE GONNA BE-- *RRRRINNNNGGGG*-- late...>

" Oh buck no," I said with fear.

" That doesn't sound good, what's wrong?" Ice asked.

" ....We're late."

" And that's bad why?"

" For Ms. Anarchy's class." I said with distraught.

" Celestia pray we get an easy afterlife." Ice said trotting in the direction of the class we had for first period.

---------- First Period ----------

Both Ice and I were now standing in front of the entire classroom where Ms. Anarchy had placed us. She walked back and forth thinking outloud," Hmmm, now how shall I punish late comers.... Especially two? My my, this is going to be enjoyable.... But still, I don't know how I can torture you all," she said tapping her hoof on her chin. "AHA! I KNOW THE PERFECT PUNISHMENT!" She exclaimed walking towards us smiling evilly .

Well fuck me sideways with Celestia's horn and make me spin....This cannot be good.

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Mondays.......

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Ice and myself were taking a leisurely stroll around the field because of Anarchy's so called 'punishment' *KA-BOOM*.Okay I fucking lied, WE WERE RUNNING FOR OUR FUCKING LIVES! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BRING MR. CHARGE INTO THIS?! AND WHAT WAS UP WITH THOSE RED AND BLUE BOOKS?!

" RUN MOTHER FUCKERS RUN!! HAHAHAHAHA!!" Charge laughed maniacally throwing red books at us.

" ICE! LOOK OUT!" I shouted watching as a red book followed his gallop," USE MY FUCKING WINGS DAMN IT!"

" HOW IN FUCK DO THEY WORK?!" Ice exclaimed in the heat of the moment.

" YOU FLAP THEM!! JUST FLAP MAN! FLAP FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!" I shouted to the top of Ice's lungs. Ice in control of my body tried his best to fly but could have only come to a glide," THAT'S BEGINNER'S SHIT MAN!"

" LOOK, STOP PRESSURING ME! I'M NOT A PEGASI!" Ice shouted back jumping over a green book," WHAT THE FUCK CHARGER?!"

" HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME! ANARCHY'S PUNISHMENT! NOT MINE!" Charge shouted back throwing two more red books.

" Oo yeah Charge, you are doing a fine job, maybe tonight we can--"

[ Fuck.....We are so fucked.... So so fucked that we are going to be virgins again]



" ICE! QUICKLY MAN! GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" I shouted begging him to fly. He gave a weak flap of the wings trying his best to fly. YES! HE WAS ACTUALLY DOING IT!

" C'MON MAN! GRAB ME AND LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT!" I shouted galloping stretching out a hoof. He grabbed my hoof and placed me on my back," If we get turbulence, you are going to feel awkward," I joked a bit too early.

" Oh fuck you Graze, let's just get out of here and get back to our bodies," Ice said flying in my body. Damn, ponies sure do learn faster under the pressure.

[ I believe I can fly!]



[ Charge is just a slutty whore!] Both Kill and Joy sang together.

" Charge! We can't let them escape!" Anarchy shouted picking up a blue book and flung it.

" Oh yeah, they are so fucked," Charge said smiling as he looked at Anarchy," Babe, when was the last time you saw fireworks?"

" I can't remember, why do you ask?" She said looking at him.

" Just watch." Mr. Charge said looking at the blue book catch up easily with Ice and myself. From a mile away, Charge and Anarchy stood hoof with paw/hand as the book made a quick circle around Ice and myself.

" CHARGE! YOU DIRTY DIRTY MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A *KA-FUCKING-BOOM!* " Before we were allowed to end our rant of profanities, the blue book simply touched Ice and exploded on contact creating a blue five metre wide explosion. Ice and were free falling in the skies hugging each other praying Celestia for the best.

[ I'm falling! Free falling!]

< Weren't we just touching the skies?>

" ICE! BEFORE WE DIE! I MUST LET YOU KNOW SOMETHING!" I shouted.

" Shh, it's okay Graze, I've felt the same way ever since we first met, all I want to say is....Fuck you sideways for doing this to me," Ice exclaimed.

" YEAAAHH...NO, PINKIE PIE AND I NEARLY FUCKED! I MEAN SHE NEARLY RAPED ME!"

" WHAT?! AND YOU FUCKING TELL ME THIS NOW?!"

" I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD TIME! BUT IT WAS BEFORE SHE MET YOU!"

"IT'S OKAY MAN! I UNDERSTAND!" Ice shouted," I'M STILL GOING TO SCRUB MY ASS WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!" Ice shouted.

" WHY?! I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD!"

" BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!" Ice shouted.

[ Technically he is scrubbing our ass with our toothbrush]

< True....Seems legit.>

{ SHUT UP! IT'S STILL AN ASS!}

[ What if we scrub a mare's own?]

{ No...Wait, who's own?}

< Ditzy's of course! Must taste like muffins>

[ Chocolate muffins]

{ NO! WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS?!}

" Goodbye cruel world!" Ice shouted preparing for the worst.

From afar, Charge and Anarchy looked at each other," Are they seriously that much of pussies?" Charge said to Anarchy.

She sighed," I'll get them," and snapped her fingers making both of us appear in front of the two teachers," You two learnt your lesson?" We both nodded furiously," Good, now let's get you to the cafe for some lunch."

[ Yay! Free food!]

" Hold it, something's not right," Charge observed carefully," Why are Kill and Joy in Ice's body?"

" I have no fucking clue, all we remember is waking up this morning in each other's body," I answered.

" All I remembered is getting violently beaten by Aroma," Ice replied.

" Guys, think the day before, what happened?" Anarchy said trying to make easier of the situation.

I thought to myself and replied," Well, Chaser, Charge and I went to the mall, bought underwear, watched a movie, cried my heart out [ LIKE A BOSS!], went to Dinner with Aroma and Chaser and went home snuggling with Ditzy."

" Aroma taught us how to please a mare, Dark and I hung out in the cafeteria for a while, showed me this new lightning move, baked with Pinkie Pie and then slept with her.....Oh yeah! Also, I saw Vine and got sneezed on with some blue powder."

" Oh yeah! After I talked to you and Grim, I checked up on Vine and got sneezed on as well! What was that stuff anyway?"

" Blue powder?" Anarchy asked quizzically.

" Poison Joke," Mr. Charge said," Look, you two find a zebra named Zecora and ask her for some help. She should know about that, in the mean time, I will check up on Vinetion."

" Yes sir!" Ice and myself then galloped away in search of a zebra. That shouldn't be too hard, right?

--------- A few hours later----------

Ice and myself had trotted through nearly half the entire school looking for a certain zebra, but finally, we found her in her dorm after classes had finished. We knocked upon her door waiting for a reply.

" Well hello Graze and Ice, isn't this surprise nice?" She rhymed a hello.

" Hey Zecora, not to be rude or anything but do you have a cure for poison joke?" I asked.

" Usually one must wait a day or two, but fortunately I have the cure just for you. Give me a few minutes to mix this bath and you shall be cured in ten second flat."

We obeyed her commands we both Ice and myself patiently awaited for the bath to be readied. Once done, we stared at the tub.

" So, why is it so small?" Ice asked," Do we both have to go in there?"

Zecora nodded. " Well Ice, whatever happens in this tub, stays in this tub," I said to him as we both entered," Wow, Ice take off my clothes, don't want to get them wet."

" It feels so weird stripping these off," Ice complained.

" Yeah that's right, strip for me," I said looking at my body below my breath.

" What?"

" Nothing."

" Well, if it was me, I would want my privacy," Zecora chuckled and exited the room. Both Ice and I were now in the tub waiting for the effects of the remedy to work.

" So, how long do we have to wait here?" Ice asked curiously," Wait, why is the water getting colder....Graze, don't tell me you are..."

" I was holding that piss in forever!" I said with my best orgasm face relieving myself of the flow of water.

" DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING SICK!" Ice exclaimed.

The door soon opened revealing Zecora once again," Depth of the water one must lurk, for the effects of this remedy to work."

" What?" We both said confused.

" Dip your head in the damn water and when you get back up after one minute, you will be cured," Zecora said impatiently.

" Gotcha," we both said smiling as she closed the door. Ice grabbed onto with both my hooves," Graze! You fucked us both! I am not dipping my head in your piss water!"

" Technically it's your piss, not mine."

" I am never going to dip my head in this water."

-------------- A few more hours later-----------------

" I can't believe we fucking dipped our heads in that water," Ice said back in his body as we trotted down the corridors of the school.

" Nothing leaves the tub, we had to pay Zecora not to tell anyone!" I exclaimed," She was literally speechless when we gave her that silver bit!"

" Oh yeah, that was pretty generous of you, but we are back in our bodies, time to meet Pinkie Pie," Ice said happily as he trotted to his room," See ya Graze!"

" Later Ice," I waved good bye approaching my room and opened the door," Guess whose back!" I shouted telling everypony I was home.

" Graze!" Ditzy said with the usual tackle hug," What happened?!"

" Long story short, I had to walk a mile in Ice's hooves," I said relieving myself from the hug and laying on the couch pulling Ditzy with me," All I want to do is lay here and relax with you."

" You guys do know you have a room right?" Aroma said with Valkyria beside her.

" Hey there! I missed you so much!" I said.

" Really? Me Graze?" Aroma asked happily.

" Not you, Kyria! Come here girl!" I called out as she ran close to the couch where I playfully scratched her head with Ditzy on top of me," Been a good dragon?" Valkyria nodded," Good girl! Giving Aroma trouble?" Valkyria nodded furiously with a big smile," You deserve a sapphire!"

* Knock Knock Knock* Well that killed my homecoming mood," Who is it?" I shouted.

" It's me Anarchy! I need your help!" I heard hurriedly behind the door.

" Excuse me ladies," I said moving from the couch as Ditzy hovered above me allowing me room to pass. I approached the door and opened it," What the fuck is that!?" I said pointing to a foal in her arms.

" Vinetion sneezed on Mr. Charge."

Ditzy looked at Aroma," Yeah, we are going to have to hold that intervention off for a few days."

" Just go by Zecora and ask her for that remedy!"

" She used the last bit on you guys! She would have used the remainder but threw it out because it smelled funny," Anarchy explained.

[ Oh yeah, we just fuck up everything don't we?]

 Joy said taking the same mood as Kill.

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FOAL SITTING! WE TRAINED FOR THIS!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

" What do you mean you can't take care of him! He is your colt!" I exclaimed at Anarchy.

" You don't think I want Chargey back? I have to get the ingredients for the remedy, it shouldn't take long though," Anarchy smiled with a bad poker face.

Ditzy walked up," How many days?"

" Why do you think it's days?" Anarchy said with the same face. Both Ditzy and I stared at her intensely, we knew she needed us," Okay fine! Two days tops!"

" Nuh uh, no way!" I said.

" C'mon Graze! We trained for this before thanks to Cross," Ditzy said with a kind heart...Bless her kind heart....Bless it for fucking me over with Charge.

[ I will not give them in a boat]



[ I will not give them here or there ]



[ I do not give a fuck you see]

< Now go away Anarchy and let me be>

{ Why Joy? I expect this from Kill not you}

< Don't lie to me, we all know we don't want to take care of Charge >

Aroma was walking in the background playing with Valkyria as she spotted the foal," AWWW IT'S SO CUTE!"

[ I'm glad she said IT ]

" So Aroma, you guys gonna take care of Charge while I'm out?" Anarchy asked," Please?" Puppy dog pout...damn my only weakness...and rape...and spiders... and ghost foals..... and dark room with mirrors...

< We get the point, we have a lot of weaknesses and fears>

[Next thing you're in a room with a mirror and BAM! The mirrored foal you grabs and rapes you with spiders]

{ What are you smoking Kill?}

" No!" I shouted.

" YES!" Aroma and Ditzy screamed an outburst of joy.

" Alright Charge, be a good foal for Anarchy and we will get you back to normal," Anarchy kissed Charge on his forehead where he playfully reached out a hoof for Anarchy while sucking on one.....D'aww?



[ Mindfucked ]

Anarchy slammed the door on her way out making Charge cry uncontrollably. " Oh fuck! Why?! WHY?!" I shouted too making things worse.

" Graze! Stop it, he will just cry some more! You have to treat a foal with care," Aroma said picking up Charge within her magical grasp slowly rocking him back and forth as he continued crying. And cried and cried and cried some more for at least two hours straight." That's it, I give up," Aroma said not even trying her best shot.

I stared at her with intent to murder as this being her fault," Okay fine! Let me try singing him to sleep, that usually works." Aroma cleared her throat and began singing the tune everypony was sung to when they were foals.

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to lay your sleepy head

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to go to bed.

Drifting off to sleep

Exciting day behind you

Drifting off to sleep

Let the joy of dreamland find you

Foal Charge looked at her curiously as she sang amazed by her voice...And then cried again. Aroma literally gave up on all hope from the crying Charge and thus began her crying as well on the floor. Honestly, how did his mother not kill herself from this torture?

Now with two crying ponies Ditzy and I looked worried at one another," You take care of Aroma, I will take care of Charge," I said taking control of the situation giving Ditzy the easier task.

I watched as Ditzy patted Aroma on the back and began telling her a story," There was this beautiful princess who lived in [ A few minutes later] and she lived happily ever after, the end." Aroma watched Ditzy wiping her tears as she got upon her haunches and hugged Ditzy. Now all we had was one more problem....Charge.

I cleared my throat gaining baby Charge's attention as he listened intently to my story," Once upon a time, there was an ugly seapony, he was so ugly every seapony died. And that's how Atlantis was destroyed."

Baby Charge smiled and clapped his hooves wanting more. He then yawned showing that he was tired from applauding, "Maybe one more story should do it," Ditzy informed me.

I cleared my throat once again preparing the story telling voice," Alright, my name, is Morgan Freecolt," I said imitating the great actor's voice making the story twenty percent more interesting.

'' Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, 'Will you marry me?' " Aroma's face brightened with joy hearing another story like this in one day," The princess said NO!" Aroma's frown turned upside down as quickly as it came, so I continued with my story." The prince then lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, fucked with cute curvy mares, raced chariots, went to naked bars, dated mares half his age, drank AppleJack Daniel's as well as the milk from the box never hearing a bitch his entire life. Oh! He also went to rock concerts, kept his apartment, his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working. All his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell, but we can't forget the big stash of money! And he also left the toilet seat up, the end."

[ Best story ever]

All the mares in the household looked pissed at hell at me, even Valkyria! But it did the job. " Hey, don't look at me because you ladies can't control your children, you did ask for this," I said trotting off with a successful smile.

We all smiled looking at the sleeping Charge in his blanket," Aww he's so cute," Ditzy said.

" Yeah....Want to get rid of him?" I offered.

" Yes!" Aroma exclaimed," But who?"

* Knock Knock Knock*

" Get us out of here Aroma!" I said as she soon followed instructions teleporting us to our dorm and evacuating the area leaving behind a crib with a note.

The door opened revealing a certain scarred pony with a jacket, he looked down at the crib raised an eye brow and sighed," You know, if ponies are going to prank me, at least light the bag of shit first," Chaser said walking back into his room slamming the door.

" Hey, who was that Cloud?" Omnius asked on his couch.

" Meh, someone left a pile of shit in a crib."

Luna entered the room and questioned him," A crib? That seems awfully odd."

" Yeah! Why would anypony ruin a perfectly good crib?" Omnius asked.

" WAAAHH WAAHHH!!" A cry was heard outside Chaser's room.

" I don't think that's shit," Omnius said galloping to the door as the couple followed and quickly opened it seeing the crib with two moving hooves.

Luna removed the cloth revealing a black and white foal with bat wings," What is a foal doing on our doorstep?" Luna asked.

" Why does it look inside out?" Chaser laughed commenting on the baby's looks," I mean, it's got a face only a mother can love." He quickly received a slap to the back of his head from Luna's hooves, she then picked up the note with her magic and read:

Good Luck you're going to need it. By the way if you haven't figured it out, that foal is Charge. Ta-ta.

Signed with lots of Love, xoxo, kisses and smiley faces, rainbows and skittles,

Razor Graze

Chaser ignored every part of the letter looking at Charge," So, I was right, this is shit." *WHAP* He then received another hoof to the back of his head," Alright alright, sorry, so what are we going to do with him?"

" I say we leave him and let the timber wolves come for him and raise him as there own," Omnius stated.

" I say we kill it with fire....Or holy water, whichever one works better. Let's do both!" Chaser exclaimed happily. Both Omnius and Chaser received a hoof to the back of their heads from Luna.

" We are taking care of him until we find out what's happening, and that's final," Luna said bringing the baby inside with it's carriage.

" Ahahaha Chaser's pussywhipped," Omnius teased Cloud who in return punched him in the gut," Okay...you win," Omnius said laying on the floor as he crawled inside.

" So, what are we supposed to do with Charge exactly?" Luna asked confused as both stallions looked at her," I maybe a princess but I am not a mother."

A disgusting scent coming from Charge diffused through the entire room polluting the breathing air," What is that?" Omnius sniffed the air and quickly placed a hoof over his snout.

Chaser looked seriously as the scent had an urge to kill," There be a shit storm a brewin'. "

All three adult ponies watched in disgust as the foal Charge clapped his hooves playfully letting more rip out as the scent got worse. The scent was so strong, it broke the metaphoric glass representing their sanity ," OH MY SISTER! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT SCENT?!" Luna exclaimed.

" OH YOUR SISTER! SEND IT TO THE MOON!" Chaser exclaimed taking in the full whiff of the scent. A scroll appeared randomly in front of Chaser with Celestia's royal insignia.

' The moon doesn't deserve such punishment.'

" I don't know but I think we need some scented candles," Omnius said going to the nearest cupboard and placed a candle on a table. He pulled a match and struck it against the wall.

Chaser and Luna thought it was a good idea at the moment until both their minds started to actually work. Their eyes opened widely staring at each other quickly jumping at Omnius before -- *BOOM!*-- that.

Omnius, Chaser and Luna coughed out a black puff of smoke from the mouths looking at Omnius with murderous intents.

" Uhm sorry?" Omnius smiled sheepishly as Chaser approached him with a hoof ready to punch with his face still smudged with black smog.

" Do you see this?" Chaser said pointing to his jacket," No pony ruins the jacket! Now, say your last prayers before I rip you a new --"

" Hey! Where is Charge?!" Luna said looking at the empty crib.

" He couldn't have left the room, the door is still closed," Omnius said as Chaser dropped him," Come out Mr. Charge, where are you?"

Chaser sighed and facehoofed," Now we got a baby Mr. Charge filled with shit and worst thing yet, we can't even get rid of that scent. I really fucking hate Mondays."

" Me too," both Omnius and Luna replied.

Me too....Can you believe this all happened because Vinetion wanted her cup of coffee?

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Where There Is Light

*Thud*

" Ugh, where am I?" An alicorn said taking a look at a vast sea of white overshadowed and tainted with mostly black.

" I'm finally happy to meet with you face to face Light, we have a lot of things to talk about," said another alicorn coated black with red stripes.

" Wh-what do you want Shadow?" Light said trying to stand up to him.

" What do I want? I do not simply want. I lust, I lust for blood and murder and I shall get what I lust."

" Ha! My life is so much better without you, why would I ever let you free again?" Light replied.

" Because knowing how fucking weak and pathetic you are, you can't handle our past. Just let your emotions build up like a dam until it can't withstand anymore water and, poof," Shadow punched Light sending him flying," all hell will break loose."

Light rubbed his head from getting up from the harsh contact," You are just upset that my friends have beaten you, not only once but twice."

" No. You are wrong, he defeated US twice, not me alone. As I said, you are fucking weak and holding me back," Shadow said trotting over to Light who had difficulty getting up," I patiently await that day when you can't fucking handle me anymore and I take complete control."

" My friends will stop you," Light said with confidence.

" Oh no, on the contrary, I've already planned out what I am going to do to each and everyone of them. When one is stuck here, they really do have a lot of thinking time," Shadow said to Light as he pointed a hoof to a full view of his thoughts.

Shadow smiled at the actual imagery of the school grounds burnt to the floor but that wasn't what he wanted Light to see. He then showed the perfect gore scene of all of Light's friends dismembered from their bodies, some with their heads snapped or bent in an unworldly direction, others with no heads as well as organs which flooded the room being removed from the ponies. Light couldn't believe what he had seen, his eyes were wide open unable to look away. How was such a thing possible?

Light couldn't take anymore and looked away closing his eyes. Shadow noticed and pulled up Light whose eyes were shut," Light, look at it," Shadow simply said," LOOK AT IT!!" He shouted impatiently forcing Light's hooves open with magic, " The next scene I am going to show you, is for your pathetic fuck, Graze. So, pay very close attention."

In their shared subconscious, Shadow held a beaten half to death Graze in his hooves.

" Look at you now, where are your friends? That's right, you have none," Shadow snickered," I made you watch me kill them all, and now it's your turn. Any last words?" He offered me loosening the grip of the choke hold.

" How could you Light, I had faith in you. This is what neither you or your parents wanted, " I said not to the being Shadow, but his other half. Light who was watching the screen held back one tear as his friend who had shown belief in him, had become utterly disappointed.

" Poor choice of words," Shadow smirked using his magic to rip the wings off of me, dropping me to the floor as I laid there wingless, blood seeping through my tattered clothes and onto the floor," knowing you, I am going to let you die slowly. Enjoy the scenery." He said with a trot.

Even in death, I smirked and mouthed my last words," Fuck you, Shadow." He turned around hearing his name, watched me with my smile. He picked up my near lifeless body pulling it towards him and impaled my chest with his horn, killing me instantly.

Light immediately woke up with a gasp alerting everyone in the room as he hyperventilated.

The hyperventilation immediately alerted Trixie and called for help, " GRIM! GRIM!" She shouted calling out the only pony available in the office as Cross was in the staff room.

" What's wrong?!" He quickly burst through the doors and saw Light hyperventilating a bit more slowly.

" Nothing, just....A bad dream," Light then looked to Trixie," Trix, may I speak to Grim alone please?"

She kissed him on the cheek hearing his tone of seriousness and respected his demand," We hope you feel better dear. Shall we see you later?"

"Of course," he smiled as she left the room. He directed his full attention to Grim," Your talent is necromancy, correct?"

" Yes, why?" Grim asked curiously.

" I want something dead, a small part of me."

" Let me guess, Shadow? That pony we saw a few days ago?" Light nodded," I am sorry to say but I do not deal with matters of the mind, if you would like to get rid of him, he needs to be a physical entity."

" Which means, the only way we can kill him--" Light questioned.

" Is to mentally purge him, which would take a lot of magic to make it work." Grim informed.

" I fear that is the least of our worries, taking Shadow down will be.... I need to talk to Graze," Light said getting off the bed," Thanks Grim, I shall see you later."

" No problem, I will tell Cross that you * Light slams the door* ....Left."

With a gallop, Light's mind too raced with thoughts,' One thing Shadow has not foreseen is me being a part of that battle. I am not weak! I know I can overcome my past!'

[ Comedic Chapters return right after this one ]

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Never Trained Properly

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

After literally looking top and bottom through the entire room for two hours, all three ponies, Chaser, Luna and Omnius finally had found Charge hiding under the bed. Now the only problem left was to pull him out.

" COME OUT HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Chaser said gritting his teeth while stretching his hoof under the bed to reach Charge. He only touched the foal as it opened it's mouth wide and clamped down onto Chaser's hoof," Ah! You son of a bitch!" He screamed as he pulled out his hoof with the foal hanging by his teeth horizontally. Cloud was about to talk face to face with the foal but his thoughts were corrupted and went blank as he smelled Charge who had yet to be changed.

He flailed his hoof rapidly trying to relieve himself of the terrible scent which could have killed in an instant. " CLOUD!!" Omnius and Luna shouted stopping Chaser from his rapid movement which caused the foal Charge to lose his grip and fall to the floor.

With quick reflexes, Chaser grabbed the foal with his teeth by the diaper saving it from injury. He smiled feeling like a hero until realizing what had just happened, his mouth was near the source of the putrid scent and literally tasted a bit of Charge. Chaser's brain could have no longer responded to anything, all he did was stand still as his life flashed before him. Every single memory from his foalhood to his mother's death to his many parties with the various ponies and not to mention the mares and drinks of course.

He shook his head returning to reality and said," Oh yeah, I lived a happy life but somepony please! Can we change that bucking diaper?!"

" We don't have any powder or diapers, how the heck are we supposed to change him?" Luna asked curiously.

Omnius smiled and walked to the table," We improvise," he then picked up a roll of paper towels," Mounty, the quicker picker upper."

Luna facehoofed," You're an id--"

" Genius!" Chaser interrupted her as he trotted to Omnius and slammed his hoof with the janitor pony's. As Cloud was about to place Charge on the table, Luna galloped and pulled him away with her magic.

" What do you think you're doing?! We eat there!" Luna exclaimed.

Chaser snickered and smiled," Luna, we also fu--"

" OKAY!" She shouted before he released anymore unnecessary information placing Charge on the table," I see your point, we can always disinfect it later."

" Or burn it," Omnius offered.

All three adult ponies looked at the foal confused," So.....Who wants to go where no pony has gone before?" Chaser asked.

" I've already been to the moon, so you guys do it," Luna said backing out.

" I guess it's you and me buddy," Omnius said to Chaser with a smile," You just pull that diaper off and throw it away, I will handle the rest."

" Why do I get the hard job?!"

" You're not the one wiping Charge's ass! Why can't Luna use her magic?! It'd make everything so much easier!" Omnius pulled her back in.

" ALRIGHT!" Luna shouted with her Royal Canterlot Voice shutting both Omnius and Chaser," Chaser, you take off the underwear, I-I," Luna shuddered," will wipe Charge's hindquarters and Omnius will put on the new diaper, got it?"

All three nodded as Chaser approached Charge and looked him in the eyes," I swear, if it wasn't for Luna I would throw you in a dumpster in ten seconds flat." He then used his hooves to undo Charge's suit which then gave out a stronger scent killing a decent percent of his active brain cells. He flinched from the scent twisting his face in disgust as he tried to do his job as far away as possible.

It was time. Time for shit to get real. Literally.

The second Chaser pulled off the diaper, he felt his breakfast come up to his throat nearly throwing up. Charge only giggled at his misery clopping his hooves and peed shooting upwards at his slave, making life worse for Chaser.

" I simply give no more fucks, I just accept this as a welcoming gift to Tartarus," Chaser said emotionless moving away from the foal to wash his face.

Next up was Luna who had it easy, she easily took a paper towel with her magic cleaning Charge's hindquarters from halfway across the room. Honestly, if it wasn't for her, Chaser or Omnius would have needed to use their mouths.

" Wait, we don't have powder," Omnius stated as he approached the table," Well as I always say, improvise. Chase, do you have any clothes detergent? I mean, you must wash your jacket sometime."

" Of course," Chaser said rummaging through a cupboard and pulled out a massive bag of detergent," I wuv my wittle jacket, so I need to keep it extra cwean," he said nuzzling his jacket getting an odd glance from Luna," Ahem* Not as much as I love my dearest Princess of the moon."

" Anyways, let's get to it!" Omnius slamming the bag onto the table. Charge looked at it and by everything right in life, using detergent as powder was utterly and completely wrong, so, he cried yet again, louder than ever.

" C'mon Omnius! Just do it already! He's going to get a rash!" Chaser said covering his ears with his hooves.

" I can't! He doesn't want us too!" Omnius shouted.

" C'mon Charge! Stop acting like a little baby," Damn....The irony in that statement," STOP CRYING! What do you want?! We will give you anything!" Like a spoiled foal, Charge stopped crying with the power of getting anything he had wanted." Ice cream?" Charge shook his head," Toys?" He shook his head again," Food?"

Charge rejected once again and tried his best to mouth a few words," B-b-weeze."

" Bweeze?" All of them looked confused repeating his word.

" Bweeze! Bweeze!" Charge said getting the hang of the word but yet still confused the adults," Sea Bweeze!"

" Oh! Sea Breeze!" Chaser said," Isn't that one of Graze's friends?"

" I believe so, I know where he lives," Luna said," Let's just get Charge in the basket and bring him to Breeze."

" And then haul our flanks out of there?" Omnius asked curiously.

" Yes but first," Chaser said grabbing a quilt and the same sheet of paper," we write a letter."

Another three ponies appeared in front of the door repeating the steps of Graze, Aroma and Ditzy. Great minds think alike.

* Knock Knock Knock*

" C'mon Luna! Get us outta here quick!" Chaser announced as soon all three of them were teleported to Chaser's room, evacuating the area only leaving behind the foal Charge with a note as if it was a sick game of 'Hot Potato'.

" Who is it?" The door opened revealing SeaBreeze confused looking left and right. What had alerted the attention was a pony in a crib repeating the words ' Bweeze Bweeze!'

" Well, what do we have here?" Breeze said looking down at the crib carefully seeing a note. He picked it up and read:

' Good Luck you're going to need it. By the way if you haven't figured it out, that foal is Charge. Ta-ta.

Signed with lots of Love, xoxo, kisses and smiley faces, rainbows and skittles,

Razor Graze

**Forwarded message:* SeaBreeze...... You are the father.*

Signed with a sexually cursive hoofwriting,

Cloud Chaser.

" Well, I can't just leave you out here sir, I guess FlutterShy and I could take care of you for now," SeaBreeze spoke to the baby hoping it understood.

" Hey Breeze, watcha got there?" CrackShot said from the room. SeaBreeze looked back at CrackShot with AppleJack as FlutterShy patiently awaited behind them.

" I don't know how, but this is Mr. Charge," he said bringing the basket inside.

" Awwww he's so cute!" FlutterShy said taking up Mr. Charge in her hooves and tickled him with her hoof.

" How could something so evil, look so cute?" Shot asked.

" Ah' don't know but he is our teacher and we can't just leave the poor thing out there, ah'm willing to help," AppleJack offered her help.

" Me too!" CrackShot announced," He may have treated us like shit, but we can't leave him defenseless." CrackShot deserved student of the year award. He had a reserved spot in heaven for saying something like that.

" Well he seems to be clean, but it looks like someone used...Paper towels?" SeaBreeze said unsure looking at the material.

" Oh you poor thing, let FlutterShy clean you right up," the butter yellow pegasus said taking the foal in her mouth and placed him on their table.

In a matter of minutes, Charge with a fresh diaper was cleaned, smelling oh so fresh once again. He smiled looking at FlutterShy and held out his hooves for more motherly treatment," Up up!" He exclaimed in his cute squeaky voice.

" He seems to like ya," AppleJack stated," Should be simple enough since ya spend most of ya time takin' care of animals."

" Don't get too attached," Shot warned," You're going to miss him like buck once he's gone."

" I know," FlutterShy said picking up Charge and rocking him slowly.

" Hey, can I get a try?" Breeze asked.

" Sure," she handed him over to Breeze's grasp. The very moment of touch, Charge began to cry.

" Wait, what did I do wrong?! I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Breeze tried rocking him back to sleep," Shhh, don't cry, don't cry." He tried his best yet again. Worst yet, he tried to lullaby him to sleep," Hush now quiet now? Please! Lay your sleepy head." Nevertheless, his singing never worked," C'mon Charge, I'm trying my best! What do you want from me? Blood?"

Charge surprisingly understood him and shook his head," Book!"

" Did that baby just talk?" AppleJack said shocked.

" Book! Book!"

" Just give him a damn book Breeze!" Shot exclaimed.

" No!" Charge exclaimed.

" So you don't want a book?" Breeze asked confused.

" No! Book! Book!"

" Make up your damn mind Charge!" Shot exclaimed.

" There is no need to shout at the foal!" FlutterShy said standing up for Charge.

" No! No!" Charge exclaimed and smiled evilly," Book."

And literally, out of nowhere *WHAP* a book slammed in both SeaBreeze's and CrackShot's face.

" Wait, wha'?" Both of them in a daze from the books contact.

" Where did that come out from?" Breeze asked curiously.

" I don't know but I'm scared," Shot admitted as all four ponies looked at Charge clapping his hooves happily.

" Book! Book! Book! Book!" Charge repeated giggling as many random books from FlutterShy's and Breeze's room slammed into everypony's face.

* WHAP* " I told you * WHAP* that baby is * WHAP* EVIL!" Shot shouted receiving many blows to the face.

" Get it * WHAP*outta here!" AppleJack shouted as well taking one to the face.

" Who?!" SeaBreeze asked dodging a book.

" No! Don't you dare touch my foal!" FlutterShy said protecting Charge with her motherly instincts taking over * WHAP*," No! Still no!" * WHAP* " Don't!" * WHAP*" OKAY FINE TAKE HIM!" FlutterShy actually shouted taking many books to the face.

" * WHAP* Who?!" SeaBreeze panicked placing the giggling Charge back in the basket.

" I don't care! Anyone! Just don't come back with that thing!" Shot exclaimed pushing SeaBreeze out of the room as the barrage of books stopped.

Breeze galloped down the halls with the basket as he frantically galloped,' Just pick a damn room!' His conscience Madden told him. ( HA! Never thought you would see him again did ya?) ' There! Look, Legit's room! Just knock and run!'

SeaBreeze followed his instructions placing the basket down, knocking on the door frantically followed by a gallop for his life.

" So, what's up with you and Berry?" I said to Legit in his dorm," Are you guys together or what?"

" I don't know man, first we were making out in the bar and then she doesn't remember, and then it happened again," Legit said a bit sadly.

" Don't worry, you're not missing out on anything," I patted his back," You're missing out on everything."

[ Douchebag Graze strikes again]

" But honestly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be," I then placed my hoof around his neck and told a magical story," The single life is a wonderful place to be, filled with so many possibilities! You have no mare to hold you back from doing what you do, you have so much free time! You can clop whenever and however you want to. You can even get endless bitches."

" Endless bitches?" he repeated.

" Endless. But maybe you want to try again with Berry, when she's not....You know, drunk."

* Knock Knock Knock*

" Who could that be?" Legit said approaching his door and immediately took notice of the crib reading the note aloud, " Good Luck you're going to need it. By the way if you haven't figured it out, that foal is Charge. Ta-ta.

Signed with lots of Love, xoxo, kisses and smiley faces, rainbows and skittles,

Razor Graze

**Forwarded message:* SeaBreeze...... You are the father.*

Signed with a sexually cursive hoofwriting,

Cloud Chaser.

**Re: Forwarded Message:* Think fast! No refunds!*

Signed with blood from books,

CrackShot and SeaBreeze.

" Hey Graze! Looks like we gotta take care of Mr. Charge.....Graze? Where are you?" He said now looking at the empty room which had been littered with a single note ' Cool Story Bro.'

" Celestia dammit Graze! You have a reserved spot in Tartarus!" Legit exclaimed but then noticed a ' flip the note' which one the other side read," Seems legitimate."

Legit looked at the note and nearly outraged by flipping a table," YOU SAID IT WRONG! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SEEMS LEGIT!" He then looked at the note again in rage but looked at it confused as he read aloud," Flip to next side? How is that possible?"

' Y.O.L.O! You mad bro?!' read the note with a small smiley face of Graze.

" THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Legit outraged yet again but then looked at Charge," You are not my responsibility, I am giving you to Dark."

He then took the crib and walked towards the library getting a few stares from the other student ponies especially a brave spectacle wearing grey unicorn with a mane blue and grey.

Legit looked at him somewhat pissed, replying with the basket in his mouth" I'm having a bad day, what do you want?"

" How do you do it all?" the pony said to Legit.

" Do what?" he replied curiously.

" Take care of a foal and study of course."

" He is not mine!" Legit shouted at the pony scaring him away. He then looked down at Charge," You are attracting a lot of attention. Hopefully your son can take care of you, whether he likes it or not."

Not soon after receiving a bit more stares, Legit had arrived at the library and asked for Dark.

" Yo! What's up Legit, need a book?" Dark offered his help.

" No, I'm making a return," Legit placed the crib on the table.

" What's that?" He asked.

" A foal, your dad."

" Look, I'm busy, can't you just take care of him a bit longer?" Dark begged to which did not affect Legit much.

The green pony smiled evilly with an idea and shouted," OH DARK! YOU FUCKED A MARE AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON?! HOW COULD YOU?! I'M ASHAMED!"

" Shhh!! Quiet Legit please! You're making a scene!" He hissed.

" OH! NOW HE WANTS ME TO STAY QUIET FOR HIS BAD PARENTING?! NO!" Legit continued his scene," IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS! STAND UP WITH ME!"

" BOOOOOO!! YOU SUCK!" Vinyl in the library shouted next to Octavia starting the outrage.

"HOW COULD YOU DARK?! IT'S JUST A FOAL!!" Octavia joined in with her marefriend as other ponies from the library exclaimed breaking all rules at this outrages ordeal which should not have gone unpunished.

Legit had used the onslaught of comments to make a quiet escape as they were just too much for Dark to handle, so he gave in," Alright alright! Fine! I'm the father!" He said awkwardly knowing he was actually the son," Now can everypony please stop breaking the rules of library?!" He begged.

Twilight came up to him now entering the library confused from hearing the outrage," What was that all about?"

" We have to take care of my father."

Twilight chuckled," I know he's old, but he's not that old." Dark looked at her bemused pointing to the crib on the counter, " Oh Celestia! What happened?!"

" I don't even know and I don't want to know," Dark said putting his head on the counter from stress," I'll carry him to Anarchy after we close, so I will be in our dorm a little late."

" No need to worry," Twilight nuzzled him," I'll just study while I wait for you."

" No problem Twi," Dark nuzzled her back.

After closing up the library, Dark made his way to Charge's and Anarchy's room as the school provided them as every other student and teacher with a place to stay.

" Even as a foal, you're a hoofful," he said looking at his father in the crib, but then he gave a warm smile," ...Nevertheless, I still love you dad." Charge didn't reply with a sound but only with the same smile. Dark stopped at the front door and opened it," Time to wait for Anarchy to get back."

The door soon opened revealing a draconequis," Oh hello son."

" I told you to stop calling me that," Dark responded a bit impatiently," And what are you doing home?! And why is my dad a foal!?"

Anarchy sighed and told him the entire story and how she made everypony take care of Charge.

" So, you made everyone do your dirty work? Did you at least get the cure?" Dark asked.

" I'm a draconequis, who said I had to go anywhere for the cure?" She smiled to Dark," With a snap of my fingers, I can get it, simple." She picked up Charge and tickled him with her finger," Who's been a good pony? Did you cause lots of chaos?" Anarchy smiled as Charge giggled at that and nodded," Even though you're cute in this form, I prefer my adult Charge back."

Anarchy walked with Charge in her arms to the tub filled with the remedy and dropped him waiting patiently for the effects of the therapy to occur. In an instant, the water splashed revealing a much larger pony who was instantly grabbed into a hug and a kiss," CHARGE! I MISSED YOU!"

Charge actually smiled hearing that ( one dead bird) and kissed Anarchy on the cheek, he then exited the tub and noticed something strange," Why am I in a diaper?"

It was around eight in the night and we were all stressed from today's activities, Aroma used her magic to listen to music which she hummed to as Ditzy supported me holding back Valkyria who could have been less bothered watching me do wing ups. " C'mon Graze! Just twenty more!" Ditzy encouraged me.

I watched her as if she was crazy," Are you crazy?!"

< Wow, we need to exercise more >

[ C'mon Graze! Stop using your legs for support! ]

{ Are you fucking mad?! What if I fall? I can't even do fifty straight! }

[ Dumbass, we are pegasi, we have wings! ]

{ Fine }

I gave a smirk and winked to Ditzy," Wish me luck." I pulled my hooves off the floor and strained my wings to hold my body midair," Ahahahaha! BUCK YEAH! I'M DOING IT!"

" C'mon Graze! Woohhooo!!" Ditzy stomped her hooves cheering on.

* Knock Knock Knock* I looked at the door and fell with a thud losing all concentration.

" You okay there Graze?" Ditzy helped me up.

" Yeah, just dandy," I rubbed my head," Let me just get this quick." I said trotting to the door and opened it seeing a white and yellow striped alicorn," Heya Light, what's up?"

" I need to talk to you about something urgent."

[ HERE IS THE COLLAB FIC I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON WITH LANCE! Only in Your Dreams - Chapters 1 and 2 are up ]

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Unbeliev--

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

< --able> Was how Joy finished the chapter's title hearing Light's intentions.

[ Is he out of his bucking mind?]

I watched Light in the middle of the hall for a few seconds and laughed putting my hoof around his neck," Hahahahaha, whew, for a second there I really thought you were..." I stopped my sentence taking notice of his expression," serious."

" Graze, I am serious." He replied.

" I can't believe you are actually thinking of that, after all we've done to keep him locked away?! Now you want to let him out?!" I shouted at him.

" Graze."

" NO! DON'T GRAZE ME!" I exclaimed," He nearly killed us, TWICE! And you are risking our lives?"

[ Lives of one for the lives of many ]

{ Shut up Kill} I said impatiently to which he obeyed as he had heard the intensity in my voice.

" If we don't do this sooner than later, he will kill everypony! He will be at maximum and I won't be able to control him!"

" Oh? And that's different from how now?"

" Because," he paused," because, now we have a chance." He then looked at me with desperation," You have not seen what he can do Graze, please, all I ask you is for your help."

" Show him," a familiar voice said walking down the halls. Both of us watched as a wooden coated mare approached us and tried to reason," give Graze a reason to make him believe you. I for one say go for it."

" Vine, I can't believe--"

" Graze, it is his choice and all we can do is respect his decision. Aren't we all friends in this matter?" Vinetion interrupted doing her best to reason with me.

" Yes, but you never even--"

" No buts, Light, show me," Vine offered first.

" I don't think that's the best idea," Light warned quickly.

" I've never fought an alicorn, I just want a little experience if we are going to face him," Vine insisted, wanting to know the worst. Honestly, when Light looked at me, I gave him the go not knowing what exactly he was going to show her. He placed his horn on her forehead as it glowed on contact.

Vinetion's expression couldn't change any faster from one of seriousness, to one of fear and distraught, it was if she saw her own death. " Mother of Gaia! Stop! Please stop!"She exclaimed before the worst came. In an instant, Light removed his horn giving Vinetion the breathing space as she hyperventilated furiously.

" Vine! Vine! Calm down!" I shouted as she continued with her hyperventilation nearly falling to the floor. I quickly caught her and looked towards Light," What did you show her?!"

" I showed her the ruins of our school if Shadow escaped," he said with dread," she wanted to stop when she saw.....when she saw herself."

After being assured Vine was relieved from her panic attack, I looked at Light," Show me."

" No Graze! Don't!" Vine shouted.

I ignored Vinetion and continued talking to Light, " Give me the reason." I said without hesitation.

He simply nodded and placed his horn on my forehead as he did Vinetion. Firstly, everything went white as we ventured his mind. The first memory I recognized was our first encounter a few months back. " Eeyup, back then we kicked some serious ass." We? I looked to my side watching Kill as he relived the memory as did Joy. This couldn't possibly be what Vine saw.

" Give me a second Graze, it shouldn't be too long," I heard Light's voice," Aha! Here it is!" And with that being said, what had been shown to me was indescribable. The school and it's staff had been burnt to ashes, only with the remains of organs and charred skin.

" What's happening?" Kill said confused actually afraid.

" I fear that's not the worst," Joy spoke to him.

Through the corridors of the school did we venture living his dream. Everything we saw, everything we touched, was all real. The moistness of blood mixed with the ashes of many underneath our hooves made all of us unsure if this should have been done. The smell of fire and charred skin overpowered the smell of blood.

Kill took a different path and ventured to the auditorium, " Mother of Celestia," he said closing the door," Graze, get us out now." I disobeyed. " Graze, please, for once just listen to me," Kill actually begged.

" Don't Graze." Joy patted me with a hoof on my back. I ignored walking past both and opened the doors. A few things in life a pony shouldn't see, and a hanging of others was one. I quickly shut the door, closing my eyes trying to remove the mentally scarred image.

" Told ya," both of my consciences said in unison." I think it's time we get ou--"

' Poor choice of words,' I heard a voice called out.

" C'mon guys! If one pony survived we need to help!" I said galloping down the halls toward the direction of the sound.

" Graze! This is a dream! If he survives, he survives," Joy informed me.

" Yes! But we need to know who!" Kill said following with the gallop and soon stopped in an instant as did I," No..." Was the only word that came out of his mouth, watching the entire hall flooded with the blood of my friends dismembered from their bodies, some with their heads snapped or bent in an unworldly direction.

" Graze! We shouldn't see this! Let's tell Light we would help him dammit!" Kill shouted begging to leave as we all saw myself in the hooves of Shadow.

' How could you Light, I had faith in you. This is what neither you or your parents wanted .'

' Poor choice of words' I heard him say and watched ripping out my wings. Even though the dream version of me felt it, I too felt every single inch of flesh rip. As he dropped to the floor, so did I holding my still intact wings.

" AAGGHHHHHHH!!" I screamed in pain.

" LIGHT GET US OUT!!" Joy shouted watching as the dream me mouthed my last words not to soon being picked up by Shadow and...

" Don't worry Graze! I gotcha!" Light said to me back in the real world as I hyperventilated as Vine once did.

" How Is that possible? How can anypony cause that much murder," I said feeling my neck making sure I was breathing properly.

" Now do you see why we need to stop him?" Light questioned.

" What the fuck is different from then and now and how do you know we can stop that?" I said with many doubts.

" Because this time, I would be fighting along side you all. I'm just as strong as he is Graze, please have faith in me." He said as if he had lost it.

" Maybe in your dreams, but in reality, I have faith in all my friends." I said looking at the two of them," but you do know we are going to have to plan this out for all of us to survive right? How much time do we have?"

" One week. One week to get all our friends prepared. Telling them would be a different situation."

" And how exactly are we going to bring Shadow out?" Vine curiously asked.

" With my help of course," a voice came from a random haze which in turn brought a pony before us.

" Yes, Grim in the meantime shall be preparing the spell." Light informed us.

" I might need to borrow those two," Grim pointed a hoof to Kill and Joy. " Bringing out Shadow, I need all the power I can get."

" I've never told you about Kill and Joy. How can you see them?" I asked with intent of finding out," Only myself and Charge can see them."

" My friend Graze, they are free willed, thus they have a soul. I am the pony of necromancy and expect me not to know?" He said with a bit of smug. " Oh, hello Ms. Vine, how are we feeling today?" He smiled with a tease which she did not take so well meeting with the pony of ill fate.

She quickly stomped her hooves wrapping vines around his neck restricting him from breathing," It's nine in the fucking night, you actually want to start this?"

" My dear, you say that like you can actually do something to me." Grim said through his breaths with a bit too much of smug. " Since you are feeling better, would you like to have a little one on one? Your frilly flowers against my undead?"

She smiled and stomped her hoof where a huge thorn arose from the floor reaching his chin," Frilly huh? Anytime, anyplace."

Grim smirked at her and concentrated his magic at his horn," How about, now--"

*BBZZZTT PING* He teleported all of us to a dark forested area. " -- and here."

" Where are we?" Light and I said in unison taking careful notice of our environment.

" EverFree Forest," Vinetion said knowing the place too well and glanced at Grim," do you really think you can fight me in my element? Do you think I am that weak?!"

" Your element?" Grim laughed," Hahaha! Do you know where we are?!" He pointed a hoof directing our attention to the only lot of land untouched by forested area. " We are going to fight on your ancestral grounds," he pulled down his shades making sure he had our attention for this part." Otherwise known as their graveyard. Are you up to fight against your own kind?" Grim prepared Vine for the most mind twaddling experience of her life.

All she could have done was stare at the birthplace of her ancestors," How dare you make a mockery of my ponies." She said quietly looking at the soil, the soil which had been her ancestors who had once controlled the forest, now becoming part of it. She gritted her teeth and directed her full attention to Grim stomping her hooves as various walls of needles and thorns arose," I AM GOING TO FUCKING END YOU!"

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Nature Vs Necro

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

Harmony - Written by Aquaman52. This fic is too good not to read. If you like BioShock or ever read Fallout Equestria, this is the fic for you.

Light and I both stood with our hooves anchored to the floor as we watched Grim and Vinetion duke it out. Through the rampaging onslaught of thorns and needles, Grim smirked teleporting not through the usual spark of magic but as if he were a haze of smoke simply phasing through the pricked walls only materializing to change direction.

[ ....Ha...pricked...]

< Really Kill? Really?>

" Light, shouldn't we do something? How about stopping them? Yeah, I think that would be nice," I said less enthusiastic as all we did were watching at our friends fight.

" No," Light answered with near no attention to me.

" What?! What do you mean no! We have a bigger problem than this!" I exclaimed in shock.

" Graze, something doesn't feel right about this place, I was raised here and yet.....Something isn't the same, I just can't put my hoof on it."

" Okay, I get that but what about them?! Vine is going to murder Grim! Have you not seen how dangerous she is with a cactus?!"

He looked at me and winked," Let's just call this practice, admit it, we are all a bit rusty and facing Shadow is not going to be an easy task."

" But--"

" Hey" he interrupted me," if it gets too dangerous, we will stop it okay?" I nodded understanding him and stood as we watched both pony of nature and supposed Death warred.

' Why can't I hit him?!' Vine raged in her mind as her focused attempts to hit Grim with the hedge of thorns missed. Only to arise and sink to mimic the Grave pony's movement did the hedge continue with its onslaught.

" Hahahahaha," Grim laughed with a tease," you lack accuracy my dear Vinetion. If you think this little game is going to defeat Shadow, then you are sadly mistaken."

Wait, was this Grim's true intentions? A test?

' Hmph, even though I hate to admit, he is right. It's time to stop foal's play.' Vine smirked a thought and left the hedge standing a few feet away from Grim.

" Oh, I wondered when you were going to stop," Grim taunted which Vine accepted willingly from the distance. The ground beneath Grim violently shook causing him to lose balance. " Wait, what?!" He shouted as a twin thorned vines intertwined with another pierced the ground below, only separating to opposite directions and wrapped around his hindlegs piercing his skin. He flinched in pain staring at Vine with intense detest. " That's all you got?" He faked another taunt, ' Damn,why can't I teleport?!'

" Oh, someone a bit too tired?" She snickered and explained ," These aren't your regular roots, I've copied this move from my pet Lily. Same concept as her Leeching seeds but instead, mine drain magical energy."

" Oh buck," Grim cursed and thought playing back the scenes in his head,' Well, she is a smart mare. She only used the thorns as a decoy. Obviously injuring me wasn't her main objective. It was to ensure I don't touch her ancestors and with my magic levels depleted, ressurecting an army is impossible...... I shall save my magic for my last move if things get out of hoof.'

" Oh buck is right," she said trotting towards him and overshadowed his body," you dear not mess with my ancestors nor me. By the way, have you met Lily?" She said tracing a circular symbol on the floor from which vines, twigs and leaves intertwined forming a wooden dragon.

< Hey, I actually forgot about her.>

[ You think Valkyria and Lily are into each other?]

{ Kill, is this seriously the time to think of that?}

[ I'm just saying lesbian dragons can exist ] Kill shrugged and pointed out.

Lily growled going into a battle stance as she appeared before her enemy," Now, since you can't move, I am going to end you with one move." She then looked at her pet dragon and ordered," Use SolarBeam." The dragon of wooden element moved to a more relaxed position as it would usually bask in the sun.

" Ha! What do you think this is? Daylight?! We are in the bucking night, Celestia can't help you!" Grim underestimated Vine. " Also, you seem to forget that we are in EverFree, no light comes in here. EVER!"

Both Light and I watched above us. Grim was right, nothing shone through the shade of trees, not even a simple ray of moonlight.

" You seem to have underestimated me," Vine stated. She stomped her hooves on the floor and shouted a prayer," Ancestors of the forest and Gaia! Lend me your strength!" She then clenched her teeth, placing every inch of her focus and concentration into this last move. With immense physical, mental and spiritual power she called upon unnatural strength as the earth below us shook violently with a tremor.

" IS THIS AN EARTHQUAKE?!" Light shouted as he fell to the floor losing his balance, placing his hooves over his head.

" NO! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!" Grim shouted looking up. The forest itself seemed as if it was moving. All the trees which once provided us with ominous shade slowly retreated allowing Luna's full moon to shine upon the ancestral grounds.

" SHE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT! IT'S TOO MUCH!" I shouted to Light as I focused on Vinetion, watching a drop of blood fall from the tip of her snout and onto the soil.

Mere seconds later, did the trees and the forest itself stop moving as the moonlight shone upon the battlefield illuminating the entire area. Exhausted, Vine lost control of the vines which restricted Grim. Breathing heavily she said joyously," Thank you Gaia... Thank you ancestors for answering my prayers." Not allowing herself a break she quickly ordered," Concealed by Luna's moon. The rays of the celestial sun shine brightly and with their aid Lily, let us show Grim, true power."

The wooden dragon basked in the moonlight accepting the gift of both princesses as the flower perched gently behind her left ear glowed brightly signalling ready for the attack. " You deserve no last words," Vine watched as Grim tried his best to stand on four hooves. " Attack." She ordered emotionless.' This shouldn't kill him. I am better than that but it should very well teach him a fucking lesson.'

The dragon rose its head as the compressed energy flowed through its body and shot out through its mouth.

" You aren't the only one who can summon," Grim said and stomped his hooves which surprised Vinetion and all of us," SHIELD ME STALLORD!" He shouted as bones connecting with bones quickly formed a skeletal structure of a dragon. Effectively and might I add in the very last split second, was the creature fast enough to shield its mentor from the beam of light by clamping its hands together.

[ That could be extremely useful if things get out of hoof ]

{ Oh yes Kill, I just thought of something of epic proportions.}

< Like?>

{ Don't worry, when the time comes, I shall ask for assistance...}

Hearing the snapping and crackling from the wooden structure, the poor wooden dragon pushed itself to its limit as it continuously maintained control over the beam.

" Heh, I guess I lost," Grim closed his eyes and admitted as the beam penetrated the foundation blasting him at full power.

Vinetion saw the body of Grim drop to the floor lifelessly surrounded by the bones of his fallen shield. She closed her eyes and whispered a silent prayer with a tired breath," Thank you. I could have not done this without you all." She then looked down feeling the brush against her leg," And you too Lily!" She patted its head and scratched it playfully.

" Quickly! We need to get Grim!" Light and I quickly galloped to the body," Is he okay?!" I shouted and poked him with a hoof," Grim! Grim! Wake up!"

With a final poke, I then picked him up but something wasn't right. This made no sense! His body was slowly disappearing from my hooves as what had been left from him, converted into crows and vanished into thin air.

[ What the fuck is going on?!] Kill demanded to know.

With everyone confused in the forested and moonlit area, what had bewildered us more was that the forest was disappearing! What the fuck!?

" I knew it!" Light exclaimed," This isn't EverFree! But where are we then?!"

" I don't know," Vine replied," But one doesn't simply vanish. I demand to know where we are!"

" Close your eyes," a voice eerily echoed said through the air. We didn't know what else to do being as everything else was highly fucked up, so we shrugged to one another following orders and closed them. " Now open them," the voice ordered.

" What the fuck!? You just said close them!" I shouted.

" Well fine! Never open your fucking eyes again!" The voice shouted being in a more familiar tone.

" Grim?!"

" No shit! Now open your Celestia damn eyes!" He shouted impatiently with sarcasm.

I opened them and to my surprise we were back in the halls! " What the actual fuck?! How is this possible?!"

Grim laughed aloud," Hahahaha, don't look into my eyes bro, that's why I wear these bad boys," He said pointing to his red shades.

Kill beside me took out a notepad and read out to me [ Let me add that to the list : Don't taste Ice's ice cream, don't listen to SeaBreeze's singing, don't piss off Charge, don't mess with Vine's coffee, don't break a Pinkie Promise, don't talk to Ditzy when she has the bat...Ahh yes, don't look into Grim's eyes.]

< Shouldn't it be note to Graze? Well, we all belong to him >

[ Bitch please, I just read out the list and you give me that shit?]

" So wait, all this was just wasted time?!" Vinetion exclaimed," Just a trick?!"

" No, not wasted time. Time well invested," he corrected her," I admit, I did look down on you but seeing now, you can very well handle yourself." Grim told her and then waved a hoof good night.

" Does this mean I won?!" She shouted demanding an answer which made Grim pause in his tracks to think.

" I'm just going to warn you, doing that in real life would have surely killed us both. You were only able to use that much strength and receive near to no fatigue because it was a simple mental trick, a practice you might say. I know my limits,if I dared summon Stallord and teleported that many times in reality, I would have surely died... twice ," he replied and then looked at Vinetion as he emitted the ghoulish haze from his horn.

" So, my ancestors didn't answer my prayers?" Vinetion asked curiously.

" Oh, they did and so did mine but let's just say in reality, ancestors ain't gonna help you move an entire forest, it is near impossible. Everything was made a bit easier for us, it was only a mere test to see if you are mentally prepared."

" But did I win against you?"

"Let's just say yes for now." And with that, he was gone.

"....Well.... I'm satisfied," Vine smiled walking to her dorm a few steps down," Night guys, see you tomorrow!" She exclaimed before closing her door.

Light then looked at me and informed," I'm calling it a night Graze. Tomorrow we shall inform the others. Thank you for being understanding," he said lending out a hoof to which I smacked with mine.

As he too had teleported to his dorm, I released a heavy sigh from tonight's activities. I took a slow trot to my dorm embracing the silence for once and entered my dorm. " Hiya Graze! Where were ya?!" Silence ruined.

" Hey Aroma," I smiled and ignored the question," where's Ditzy?"

" Sleeping, but my question, where were *SLAM*...you," she said outside the room.

[ Tonight you sleep on the couch bitch.]

{ Be nice, she is still our sister }

" I HEARD THAT KILL!" Aroma shouted.

" GOOD NIGHT AROMA!" I exclaimed hopefully not waking up Ditzy," Wow, she is a heavy sleeper," I said watching as she was still asleep.

I quickly retreated into the bed beside Ditzy with my back faced hers.As if it was instinctively, even in her sleep, she rolled facing my direction placing her hoof around me. I took a quick roll facing her direction and nuzzled her snout.

I rolled back to my original sleeping position facing the other side of the bed. A certain dragon watched me and came closer. I scratched her head with my hoof which she seemed to enjoy.

Looking at Valkyria, I stopped the scratching and questioned," You do like female dragons, don't you?" Valkyria then sat on her hindlegs and shrugged. " Yeah, thought so."

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Been Dreaming

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

" Wake up my child."

" Ugh, what?" Vinetion said trying to open her eyes but quickly covered her eyes blinded by a white light," Why is it so bright?" Opening her eyes, they slowly adjusted to whiteness around her," Where am I? Heaven?"

" Hahahaha, hardly likely," the voice chuckled," You are asleep my dear Vinetion."

" Who are you?" Vinetion said looking around confused, but yet, all there was to look at was white," Where are you? And how do you know my name!"

" I am right infront of you, please take a step," the voice kindly asked.

Without anything else to do but watch nothingness, all there was to do was walk. With one curious step, her hoof touched the white surface sending green ripples as it slowly painted the white canvas sparing no time to add details and shades of a forest.

Something other than the atmosphere was colored and coated, the voice before her had taken a pony form of a unicorn, a very familiar one as the ripple of green seemed to have passed over a solid object.

" Yo-You're, I can't believe it! You're--" Vine stuttered.

" Ivory, yes," the unicorn smiled. She seemed like she had not aged a bit from Charge's photo. Her coat was a vibrant green matching the lighter shade of Vinetion's mane, her horn was somewhat different from the average unicorn, it was if made of wood intertwined only to meet a point.

" Not to be rude, but why are you here?"

" I have come to thank you Vinetion, our last and proud member of our clan. I owe you my life even in death for protecting us, you are a brave warrior and a very smart one might I add." Ivory then watched Vinetion who couldn't even look her in the face. " What's wrong?"

" This place, it seems familiar, where are we?" Vinetion said with pauses.

Afraid to answer, Ivory hesitated," It's...EverFree," she said almost ashamed.

" This is not EverFree, I've just been there."

Ivory sighed," Believe it or not, this is EverFree before...before--"

" What? Before Extinction?" Vinetion finished her sentence," Why Ivory?"

The question needed not to be completed, as she knew exactly what Vine wanted to ask. " Because of me."

Vinetion bit her lip as she choked on her next words," Look at it." Ivory ignored and closed her eyes," Look at it!"

With her eyes shut, she flinched hearing Vine's sudden change of tone and soon opened them seeing the change of scenery. The once vibrant colors of EverFree had returned to its current ominous state, dark, bleak and unforgiving. " Why did you allow this?!"

" I did not allow this! It was the way of our ponies!" Ivory responded.

" Yes you did! You were the leader and you decided to keep with tradition? SCREW TRADITION! Did you not see the signs?"

" I couldn't allow our species to be tainted!"

" Oh! And look what we have now! ONE. LONE. VINE PONY!" Vinetion shouted," YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

" You don't think I know that?! You don't think I carry the weight of that sin? I too watched our ponies suffer because of my foolish ways and it is a very heavy burden."

" THAT IS NOT THE POINT! LET OUR PONIES SUFFER FOR YOUR CAUSE! BUT NOT HIM! HE DID NOT DESERVE ANY OF THIS!" She pointed to a memory of Ivory's which appeared to be a younger Charge smiling," YOU MADE HIM SUFFER FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT PAINED HIM?!" The younger image of Charge then shifted into his current age. " He thought of you everyday!" Vine said in a more calming tone.

" And so have I, there was not a single day that has passed that I have not thought of him. But. We have both moved on and he is happy with his new lover." One faint tear rolled down Ivory's cheek," My time with him is long gone, I was foolish and I should have cherished it more. Please forgive me Vine." Ivory begged.

" No," Vinetion looked at Ivory in tears," Forgive me, the first time seeing my leader and I judge her too quickly."

Ivory smiled and chuckled at this comment," I am not your leader Vinetion, you have surpassed me, you are the leader of yourself. You've done more than I did in my entire lifetime, you've even a way to protect us in death and I shall forever be proud to call you a vine pony."

" Thank you Ivory," Vine smiled.

" No, thank you," Ivory responded but then noticed that her coat was fading," I am sorry to cut this off short, but maybe we shall meet on more pleasant terms?"

" Hahaha, yes of course."

" Oh! And Vine?" Ivory called out attracting her attention. " We heard you." She winked as her body slowly disappeared.

Not too soon after did Vine wake up promptly at six o' clock with a bright smile on her face. She rolled to the side of her bed watching as Rainbow slept comfortably taking up the most space. She chuckled at the sight and rolled off the bed landing on her four hooves.

' Today is the day we start our training and being the last of my tribe! I shall not back down! Shadow! GIVE ME YOUR WORST!' She thought to herself and quickly exited the door.

[ Okay, sorry for short chapter but I was way too engrossed with the new fic's ratings and what not. HELL! I wasn't even supposed to write today! But I did for you all. I hope I get onto the top five stories. Also why I did this was because you need to keep the feeling of the story, can't just change from this scene to that too fast.]

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Defensive Training and Complications

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

PREVIOUSLY ON THREE OF ME!

[ Joy! Are you ready?! ]

< Yes! Let's do this! FU->

[-SION!]

[< HAAAA!!>]

" Oh yeah? That's it?! Come at me bro!" Dark exclaimed as I flew towards him.

" I came." I said holding back a snicker.

--------------------------- Now--------------------------------

Anarchy and Charge sat next to one another in their room quietly, yet, something was odd, not with Silent but rather the draconequis. She had felt sort of.... how can we put this....strange.

" Hey Chargey, something doesn't seem right today. I just can't put my finger on it."

" You don't say?" Silent responded to her upside down watching the room as if it was a mad house. Chaos had taken over the entire apartment with random objects flying around smashing into one another or simply to put it, shit had hit the fan. " What was your first guess?"

" No no no, not that. I do this all the time when you're not here," she snapped her fingers returning the room to it's original state," I don't feel the urge to cause chaos anymore. Not even what I did there couldn't bring me up....Am I losing it?"

" No honey, maybe it's just that time of the month." Smooth Charge, real smooth.

" Can't be, I'm not craving for poison joke yet. Maybe I should check Red Cross."

" Sounds like a good idea to me," Charge kissed her on the cheek before she left the apartment," good luck!"

" I'll be back in a few minutes, love you!" Anarchy said closing the door. In a matter of a few minutes, she had let her mind wander trying to think of any sort of possible explanation. ' Maybe, just maybe, if Cross takes a blood sample, I could find out.' Flying slowly through the air, in a matter of five minutes she was in front of Cross' office and entered.

" Hey Anarchy! Long time no see!" Cross greeted her politely.

" Hey Cross, how's it been?"

" Well, you know the usual, extremely busy with Grim and other students. Keeps the mind busy. So!" He clapped his hooves," How can I be of assistance ?"

" I was wondering if you could take a blood sample from me and analyze it. I haven't been feeling so well these days."

" Oh, that's it? Shouldn't take too long, let me just get the syringe out," he said rummaging through his desk," annddd Aha! There we go!" He exclaimed finding an empty syringe.

Readying herself for the shot, Anarchy snapped her fingers creating a band out of thin air as it wrapped around her arm. With expertise, Cross had taken the blood sample and poured it into a test tube," Don't worry Anarchy, give me a few hours and I should have the results by then."

" Dark get out!" Ice said stomping his hooves creating a very thin wall of ice. I tried flap my wings backwards to prevent collision alas it was too late for me, I crashed into the wall melting the ice in the process as it extinguished my black flames.

Getting up from my crashing point, I placed one hoof on the floor looking at how fucked I was. Breeze, Dark, Ice and Shot surrounded me.....Yeah, rushing probably wasn't the best idea.

" Uhm guys?! HELP!!" I shouted to my team members.

" I'm coming Graze!" Aroma exclaimed with a gallop approaching me. Throughout her quick gallop she casted a spell mimicking my flames as it coated her body with black.

" Don't worry, I got this one," Crackshot announced stepping forward from Breeze who had yet made a move. He took a gallop meeting her halfway there. Instinctively, she teleported behind him only to look back with a tease as she stuck her tongue out.

" Heh, not so fast," Crackshot smiled stomping one hoof as he created an earth wall directly in front of her.

" AROMA! IN FRONT OF *SLAM*...you," I tried to warn as it was obviously too late. Well, isn't life grand? Now both Aroma and I were fucked, I guess bad luck runs in the family.

" Well hello Graze,'' Dark said over looking me in the puddle of water. Slowly dipping his hoof inching closer and closer to the water, I couldn't fail to recognize a small spark pass through, " Time for revenge. "

[ Yeah I accept it. We're screwed.]

" So easily Kill?" Aroma chuckled from her fallen state. Her horn glowed with the tribal flame, not to help herself against Shot but what she had cast was a teleportation spell," Quickly Graze! Do the Necro Flare!"

* WOOSH*

" OH C'MON!" Dark shouted seeing that I had teleported," where is he?!"

" WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE AM I?!" I shouted as I was free falling. Alerted by my screams, Dark looked up squinting his eyes recognizing me as he then motioned SeaBreeze to follow. Both spreading their wings out, they took flight aiming for me.

[ Stop shouting and open your flipping wings!]

Through my free fall I facehoofed and released my wings quickly taking control of the whole, ' We are pegasi and yet we're falling' dilemma. From simply gliding and taking back control of the situation, I made a sudden nose dive preparing myself for the expected Necro Flare as the cone slowly formed around me.

What I didn't expect now, was to see two small specs from a distance. I squinted my eyes trying to get a more defined image," Wait," I paused," is that...Dark? And SeaBreeze?!"

< Oh fuck! They're gaining on us!>

[ We'll be safe once we hit mach-4. Besides I know a few maneuvers to lose them.]

Oh Shit! That was too close for comfort. I actually felt Dark's hoof brush pass my mane! Luckily because of Kill, I moved slightly to the left just in time.

< That's your big maneuver? Moving slightly to the left?>

[ Fuck you man, I saved our ass. Besides, we lost Dark and Breeze can't do anything he is a totally pus--]

*POW!*

" Wow, so SeaBreeze did actually grow a pair," Vinetion said watching my body fly quickly towards Dark, not only from SeaBreeze's uppercut but as well as from the whiplash being rejected from my Necro Flare-Boom.

" Shouldn't we help him?!" Grim exclaimed as he saw Dark grip his two hooves and slam them on my back with perfect timing.

" If we leave, Legit would become defenseless and they win!" Vinetion argued with Grim," Whose bright idea was it to place me with you?"

" Well Graze and Aroma would have burnt your plants obviously and Aroma is creeped out by me, where were you living these past few days?" He questioned her as a mockery.

" Anything is better than being placed with you, I would pick that rock over you!" She said pointing exactly to a lonesome rock on the field.

" Well, whose stopping you from your destiny? Go ahead and see if I care, hmph, dumb rock."

" What did you say about my rock?" Vinetion said taking a bit offense as it was Grim she was talking to. " Try that again and I will shove ten thousand P.S.I of cacti up your - THUD-" Suddenly, something had crashed landed into the earth pitching dirt everywhere as both Vine and Grim waved their hooves trying to relieve themselves of such.

[ AGGHH! SON OF A WHORE! ]

< There was no reason to hit that hard Dark!>

As the dust parted, both ponies watched the body on the floor," Graze?!"

" NO SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS DOING?! I MEAN, WATCH!" I pointed a hoof to the opposite team who had reached Legit," THEY FUCKED US UP MAN!"

" Don't blame me, blame Vine," Grim blamed.

" What?! It was all your fault!"

" Oi! I don't care whose fault it was, we lost because we lacked team skill," I said getting up on my four hooves as I walked away with a limp.

" Wait, where are you going?" Vine asked as I slowly but surely made my away across the field to Aroma.

" Home!" I replied now reaching Aroma who waved a hoof off to them before teleporting us away to Ditzy.

* WOOSH*

" Holy buck! You guys scared me!" Ditzy said a bit startled as we randomly appeared before her," Where have you guys been?! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GRAZE?!"

[ Lie. Lie. Lie. Lie. ] Kill repeated.

" I uhmmm, spilled Vine's coffee," I lied.

" Are you mad?! Why would you do such a thing?" Ditzy asked curiously, because you would need to have been a psycho or either suicidal to even touch Vine's coffee.

" I pushed him!" Aroma exclaimed saving me.

" Hmph, well, I hope you know never to do that again," Ditzy said to Aroma," Can you give Graze and I some privacy?"

Oh fuck, what did I do now? " Sure," she replied moving to the next room. Before closing the door, she looked back at me and mouthed 'good luck.'

< Thanks, we're gonna need it.>

As she closed the door, Ditzy tapped her hoof," I know you're lying Graze."

" What? How?"

" Your left hindleg wobbles, that's how I knew you ate the last muffin. So, what really went on?"

[ Let me handle this]

< No, Kill.> Joy stopped the other conscience < I'm the smooth talker>

" All we did, was have a little friendly fight, the guys, Vine and I, that's it," technically it wasn't lying.

Ditzy eyed down my left hind leg to ensure I was telling the truth," Alright mister, everything seems to be in place," I sighed a breath of relief," But! If you ever lie to me again, you're sleeping on Valkyria's bed!"

I nodded accepting the consequences if I had ever lied to my marefriend. I smiled wanting to change the topic quickly," So, do you know you're extremely cute when vex?"

" Don't try and butter me up Graze, you still lied," she said trotting towards the door," By the way, Valkyria has been begging for a walk, would you?"

" Of course," I said only wanting to clear my name.

[ P-u-s-s-y WHIPPED!]

< Even I'm scared when Ditzy's vex>

" C'mon Kyria! Let's go for that walk I promised you!" I called out her name leaving the door open for her to pass through first. Once outside, I closed it giving Ditzy time to vent out.

I shared a simple and quiet trot through the school with Valkyria for a few minutes not long before reaching the exit. Walking outside, I sat under the shade of the tree watching as Valkyria ran and frolicked freely.

" Hey Graze, mind if Lily and I join you?" I heard a voice call out. Looking to my left, I saw Vinetion holding two styrofoam cups of coffee within her vines with Lily beside her," Here, you can have this one. I usually drink two but, I don't think I want to stay up from today." I thanked Vinetion grasping the cup within my hooves as she allowed Lily to join Valkyria for the first time. Neither of us talked for a few minutes as we watched the two dragons play with another. " I'm sorry about today with the spar."

" Nah, forget about it," I simply whisked the thought away," It was all in good fun. Even though, I don't think I will be sleeping happily for the next few days."

" Let me guess, Ditzy found out?" Vinetion chuckled.

" Nope, I had to lie....Well technically, I didn't lie, I just didn't tell her the entire truth."

" Clever stallion," Vinetion said leaving the conversation to hang as silence filled the air temporarily. " You think Valkyria and Lily are into each other?" She asked curiously.

" Oh yeah, big time."

In Cross' office, Red patiently awaited for a certain draconequis to arrive. Sooner than later, the door opened revealing Anarchy. " Take a seat, please," Cross said seriously as she followed instructions," I have tested your blood supply and--"

" Am I dying? Am I allergic to anything? Do I have the pony pox?!"

" No Anarchy," Cross said with a pause," You're pregnant."

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[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

"-- And that's how I believe dragon's have sex," Vinetion finished her explanation of Draco Sutra.

[ My mind is full of fuck.]

< Literally>

" How do you know all this?" I questioned Vine's strange knowledge.

" Hey! It's one question per chance, now you gotta tell me what Ditzy's cutie mark means. For the buck of me, I can never figure it out."

" Alright fine, Ditzy's cutie mark means--"

" Oh Celestia! Really?! I'm pregnant?!" Anarchy exclaimed joyously immediately getting up from her seat.

" Yes, but I'm not sure what gender it is yet so you're going to have to wait a few--"

" BUCK THAT SHIT! I'M PREGNANT! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE!" Anarchy said looking left and right and then through a window," AHA! VINE AND GRAZE!" She then snapped her fingers and with a poof, she was gone.

" Hmph, usually when fillies come in here for this sorta stuff, they complain to me about not wearing a condom and how the colt isn't the father...... This on the other hoof.... I'm okay with this," Cross said once again and then looked to his protege," What do you think Grim?"

" Meh, I think Charge forgot to pull out," he shrugged.

Outside the school, Vinetion facehoofed under the shade of the tree from hearing the true meaning of Ditzy's cutie mark. " Really? That's it?! I can't believe I couldn't figure it out this whole time and it was right in front my face!"

Drinking my coffee, I nodded and replied with a simple," Mhmm." Not to soon later did Vinetion take a sip of hers embracing the fact of how simple it was.

*POOF* " HEY GUYS! I'M PREGNANT!" A randomly appearing Anarchy exclaimed.

Vine and I looked at one another spewing the coffee in one another's face as we both simultaneously shouted," WHAT?!"

" Yes! I want you Graze to be the godfather and Vine to be the godmother!" She appointed her new roles to us," Oh crap! It's getting late! I have to tell the other ponies!" She then snapped her fingers, leaving with a poof.

[ YES! WE HAVE A MEANING IN LIFE!]

< Kill....Graze has the meaning in life, not us.>

[ Don't you ruin this for me man! Don't you fucking do it!]

Mane dripping wet with coffee, I looked at Vinetion only with one question in mind." How fucked are we?"

" Intensely."

----------------------------- Ice -------------------------------

" So, what's this called again?" Ice questioned in the bakery, looking at the gigantic marzipan cake.

" The MMMM," Pinkie Pie replied.

" Mmmmmmm?" He hummed confusingly.

" No no Icy, the MMMM," she corrected his hum.

" Mhmmmm," he mmhm'd in agreement a bit unsure.

* POOF* " I'M PREGNANT!" Anarchy appeared randomly and disappeared just as quickly. *POOF*

" Mhmmm, never knew Charge had it in him," Ice said to Pinkie," What do you think?"

" Mhmmhmmhmm," she hummed negatively with a shrug. Slowly but surely, she added things together within her and released a loud gasp shooting into the air," ICE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!" He shook his head," IT MEANS WE ARE GOING TO PLAN A FOAL SHOWER! I'LL CALL THE GIRLS!" Pinkie said quickly dashing out of the room.

" Oh buck me," Ice sighed slowly trotting behind his marefriend.

---------------------------- Breeze and CrackShot --------------------------------

Both FlutterShy and SeaBreeze in their dorm alone, they quietly attended to the care of fauna which had peacefully coincided with them. Honestly, Breeze enjoyed every little amount of time he shared with Fluttershy may it be in peace and quiet which it mostly was, or trying to calm Angel.

* POOF* " PRAISE CELESTIA! I'M PREGNANT!" Anarchy exclaimed randomly appearing before the two ponies. Scared out of their minds, she instilled fear into the quiet couple putting them into a shock as they both dropped to the floor instantly.

With a snap of her fingers, Anarchy quickly disappeared leaving behind a confused CrackShot and Applejack with an unconscious Fluttershy and Breeze.

" Shot hon'," Applejack called her colt.

" Yes AJ?"

" Get my rope, we're going to Cross."

" Yes, I know," he said trotting out the room mumbling too himself," this shit happens way too much."

---------------------------- Light and Legit --------------------------------

" Dude! Why is this bucking homework so hard?!" Legit complained in the library to Light.

" Because Mr. Charge is an evil pony who likes to see us suffer?"

* POOF* " I'M PREGNANT!" * POOF*

" Was that Ms. Anarchy?" Light said a bit confused as the situation happened a bit too fast.

" Seems Legit," the spectacle wearing pony said looking back to his book.

" How is that possible? Aren't they like, guys?" CloudChaser said to Flitter passing by a bit disgusted.

" Ewww, don't shout that in the library! If you're proud of it, do it somewhere else," Flitter said ashamed of the two male ponies.

" What are they talking about?" Light question Legit as he was still a bit unsure of what had just happened.

" Wait, does she think.... Oh no, we're not gay! I'M NOT GAY! I LOVE MARES!" Legit said trying to win back his reputation.

" Oh! Now you're a unfaithful coltcuddler? You make me sick," Flitter harrumphed trotting outside the library," C'mon CloudChaser, let's leave those two cuddlers alone."

" Coming!" The blue and white maned mare shouted by the two colts .Only did she look back to Legit and whispered to him," By the way, that's hot."

Quickly making her escape, Legit watched Light with a huge smile on his face," Oh yeah, I still got it."

---------------------------- Omnius and CloudChaser --------------------------------

" WHO DOES THAT BITCH THINK SHE IS?!" The jacketed pony exclaimed taking a dart in his hooves, throwing at a head piece of the same named mare.

"Boom! HeadShot! Right on the forehead! " Omnius said kicking back watching as his friend raged.

" I MEAN! C'MON, I WAS HERE FIRST! HOW DARE THAT BITCH TAKES MY NAME!"

" Look Cloud, deal with it, she's just a student and when she graduates you would have your name all to yourself," Omnius reassured him.

" And ruin my good name in public?! I don't bucking think so!" Cloud then finished his rant with a sigh," Look, can we just change the topic?"

As if right on cue, Anarchy appeared with a poof," I'm pregnant!"

" Hey cool! Congrats!" Omnius said getting a few words in before she disappeared," So, what do ya think of that Cloud?.....Cloud, what are you doing?!" Omnius shouted as Chaser opened his closet doors.

" I can't let the omen be born, we have to stop this from happening," he said as if under a trance with a clothes hanger. *PONG* Omnius slammed his trusty knife wrench onto Chaser's head," What the fuck man?! I was only kidding!"

" Ha, yeah right! My trusty knife-wrench fixes any and everything! But, that was just to be sure."

" Heh, yeah right," Chaser mocked him.

*PONG*

---------------------------- Principal Shadow Mark --------------------------------

Within the confinements of his office, Shadow Mark had his head buried deep within paper work as he managed the school's budget. " Hmm, another three broken windows. Two ponies sent to Cross. Another riot. WOW! We actually have exactly enough to pay this off!"

*POOF* Anarchy appeared before Shadow Mark grabbing him by his clothes," Sir! I'm pregnant!"

" WAIT! WHAT?!" He exclaimed grabbing his calculator quickly punching in the digits," WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH IN THE BUDGET FOR THAT!"

Anarchy's smile faded as the air around the two of them became thick and dense. Basically, shit hit the fan. She threw him back on his chair with force and warned him," Lookie here, I am going to give birth to my foal whether the school's budget can handle it or not." He nodded furiously understanding how serious the situation was." And with all due respect sir, if I can't have my child, fuck the budget." She stared at him face to face instilling the fear of a really pissed off soccer mom.

Snapping her fingers once again, she teleported out of the office bringing back rainbows and sunshine. Principal Shadow Mark silently chuckled and said to himself," Ha! Silly Anarchy, one does not simply budget."

Back in my dorm, I trotted towards the fridge wanting a snack as I studied. Luckily for me, there was a bag of potato chips just laying there on one of the shelves, so I took it.

Back to studying on my desk bored as ever, Valkyria walked up to me and began a random fit of hiccups. " Hey, you okay there girl?" She shook her head and quickly burped a flame which covered my face with black smog. Blinking my eyes trying to get some of the smoke out, I found a scroll laying on the floor. Quickly picking up the scroll as I never got mail by dragon, I opened it and read:

'Hey Graze! WAAASSSSAAAAAPPP?! This is Lance, or should I say, Break! You've got to respond to this!'

[ NO WAY! ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME!? GRAZE! WE NEED TO RESPOND!]

< Yeah! I want to see what Dawn says!>

With the utmost seriousness, I slammed a page upon my desk. Next, I forcefully opened the drawers pulling out a pen as that too was slammed upon the page. " I know what must be done." Quickly taking the bag of potato chips, I ripped it open and pulled out a chip from the bag. I stared at that single chip for seconds as if the meaning of life itself was within its contents.

" I shall take this potato chip *Chomp* AND EAT IT!" I was now ready! READY TO WRITE THIS LETTER!

' Hey Lance! I'm doing fine, studies suck as usual. How you doing? And how is Twilight being pregnant? ALSO! I'M GOING TO BE A GOD FATHER!!

P.S- Kill says, 'WWASSSSAAAAAPPPPPP!' and Joy wants to know how Dawn is going.

< Well, that was very anti-climatic>

Perfect.

---------------------------- Dark and Charge --------------------------------

Finally returning to her dorm, Anarchy greeted both stallions as they sat down eating dinner. " CHARGE! DARK! GUESS WHAT?!"

" What?" Both of them said slightly a bit uninterested.

Let me guess, she's pregnant? " I'M PREGNANT!" Called it.

Dark's eyes twitched hearing that she was pregnant or rather the fact knowing that his dad had sex with her. All he did was stay silent as his brain couldn't function properly anymore.

It was as if he had changed browsers from Marezilla Firefox to Equestria Explorer. It took him an approximate five minutes to give a response as he shouted," WHAT?!" Flipping the table and all of its contents upon the floor. He galloped quickly out of the room in a rage slamming the door shut making a very clear statement not wanting to be followed.

" I-I don't understand, did I do something wrong? I thought he would have liked a little sister," Anarchy said gripping her griffon's and lion's paw into one another confused.

" Don't worry babe, it's not your fault," Charge reassured her walking towards the door," We will talk about this later, but for now, I need to find and speak to Dark."

" I understand," Anarchy quickly made her way to him with a hug," Good luck."

" Thanks. I'm going to need it."

[ A/N : I've got to stop writing at one in the morning]

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Truth Be Told

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

From searching the school top to bottom, Charge finally reached upon the school's stadium.' Where is that colt!' He thought to himself scanning the stadium,'AHA! THERE!'. Being almost as black as night, Dark was impossible to find if it hadn't been for his striped red mane. In only a mere flash, did Charge live up to his name, appearing behind his son quietly. "Why did you run off like that? This is supposed to be a joyous moment for the family," he said quite calmly.

"Leave me alone dad," Dark muttered.

" I know you like the back of my hoof Dark, and I know what's wrong. It's not for me to hear it, it's for you to realize. I am sure I can supply you the answer."

A moments pause did Dark take before asking only one question," Where's mom?"

"........"

" ANSWER ME DAD! WHERE'S MOM!" Dark burst out opposing his father's silence, who actually flinched hearing the volume," YOU THINK IT'S FAIR THAT THIS FOAL GET'S TO KNOW WHO ITS MOTHER IS AND NOT ME?!" Charge stayed silent yet again as he watched a single tear roll down his son's cheek. Eighteen years has this secret had been held, continuously leaving Dark dumbfounded," Who. Is. She?"

" I don't know," was all Charge could have said.

" What do you mean you don't know! Did she die?! Are you guys divorced?! WHAT?!"

" YOU'RE ADOPTED!" Charge shouted surpassing his son's volume levels," I adopted you," he said a bit softer," I couldn't leave you there, not alone and defenseless."

" Where dad? Please, I need to know."

" I truthfully did find you in a dumpster. I only used it as a joke so ponies won't make fun of you. I always did care for you, but seeing that you're old enough, listen to what I have to say. Understand?"

Dark nodded.

With a sigh, Silent began,"It had been the anniversary of Ivory's passing, never would I forget that day. I needed sometime to myself, the usual walk from EverFree to the city....

------------------------------- Flashback - Eighteen years------------------------------

Charge silently (no pun intended) walked through the forest soon coming across a path of bushes. Passing through, it was the escape to the city which was a few hours away by hoof, but by wings? No more than twenty minutes. Gliding through the air, Charge allowed the cool wind to flow through his mane as it swept away the sorrow of today.

A few minutes later, he landed upon the city block to which he trotted through, accepting the noise quite differing from the silence of his home. It was exactly what he had needed. He watched a few performers entertain the guest of a few outside restaurants, also more did he notice the activity at night the city contained as ponies bargained with vendors.

Continuing his trot, he passed an alley which had attracted his attention.There was a certain noise coming from the dumpster, very familiar for the matter of fact. Crying.

He quickly opened the dumpster not finding anything but black garbage bags but as quickly as he gave up, a single eye distinguished itself from the bags. And there it was, Dark Lightning as a foal wrapped in a blanket.

'' Oh shit!" Charge exclaimed," Who could have done this?! .....Wait, I would."

" WHAT?! YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT?!" Dark exclaimed disrupting the story.

" Hahaha, no. I thought it would make you laugh," Charge honestly admitted to which his only response was a bemused Dark," Okay, okay fine. No more jokes." He then cleared his throat," You looked as if you weren't going to survive another day as well as, there were no hospitals open. Not wanting you to parish, I took you home to the only pony left who could have helped you."

" Who?"

" Your uncle."

----------------------------- Continue Flashback--------------------------------

" Slender! Where are you!?" Charge kicked open his door. " C'mon! C'MON! We have an emergency!" At the shout of his name, the lights flickered off and on with the appearance of the one and only, Slenderpony.

" Quick! Do you know anything about foals?!" Charge got a blank expression from the mythological creature," Oh right, you kidnap foals." Taking offense, Slender stomped his front leg," Borrowing and kidnapping are two different things!.... Ugh! We are straying from the topic at hand! He doesn't have much time!" Slenderpony then reached out his hoof as if a normal pony would when talking. " No! I am not going to use 'their' methods! They were stubborn and extinct!" The faceless pony stood still and watched the younger Silent Charge. " WHY?! Because..... I still miss her... And yes, I know if it wasn't for them, there won't be a need to go in the city." Charge then sighed knowing that Slender was correct," Fine! I will make the bucking elixir, but never again shall I use their methods. Understand?"

Walking past Slender and rummaging through the cupboards, Charge muttered something under his breath" Pftch, know it all." Managing to hear him Slender gave a silent response," Yeah, yeah! I don't give a buck that you're one thousand years older than me."

Reaching back with the ingredients, Charge laid everything in order upon the table. Partner in crime, Slenderpony gave a questionable expression. Even though without eyes, he could have still furrowed his brows. " Why did I choose Zap Apple Jam? Because, they are awesome.....You worry to much man, what could go wrong?"

Charge thoroughly mixed the ingredients in a heating cauldron, as was his only means of preparing brews, he then poured the mixture in two cups. " Drink up buddy! This should make you feel all better."

While drinking, Charge opened a single eye at Slender," What?.....Yes, Buddy is a perfectly good name for a colt..... He is not a dog! ..... Ugh, fine!" Charge complained and then looked towards the foal," Hmmmmm, Dark. I like that, but Dark what?"

The now named Dark, burped a lightning bolt from his Zap Apple Jam flavored elixir," YES! DARK LIGHTNING!"

"And that's all to it," Charge finished his story.

"That explains everything from Slender being my uncle to you being my father, but why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Because, number one, I thought you would have been and number two, you might not want to be my son anymore."

" Now why would you think that dad?" Dark said hugging Charge," If it's anything I've learnt, I won't be here if it weren't for you. Can we go home?"

" Are you going to bitch about the newborn?" Charge joked lightening the mood.

" Maybe," Dark laughed.

" That's my boy," Charge then paused," Let me just warn you, these next few months aren't going to be pretty."

Because overreacting mares aren't pretty. They're beautiful.

--------------------------- Grim ----------------------------------

At late hours of the night, Grim was alone embracing the darkness around him as he trotted to his dorm with a hum. Stopping his hum, an idea popped into his head as he thought aloud, ''I've already been in Light's and Vine's mind..... I wonder what Graze's is like.''

" Ahem! Look who we have here!" A mare's voice called out.

" Vinetion," he said knowing that voice to well," Look, don't speak a word of this to Graze."

" Oh no, no, no. Now why would I do such a thing?"

Grim eyed her down carefully as if something had been amok," Promise," was all that he asked of her.

" But of course, I 'Vinetion promise'." She said crossing her heart.

" What the hell is a 'Vinetion promise'?" Grim asked a bit confused knowing that nothing like that had existed.

" Oh! It goes something like this," she then cleared her throat," Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick two cacti in my eye!" She chanted, following the motions with her eyes closed," Now you do it and promise that you never saw me here."

" Why?"

" DO IT!" Vinetion demanded.

" Okay, okay! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick two cacti in my eye!" He followed the motions and opened his eyes once again...... What the--

" -- fuck, where did she go?" He asked obviously confused, but then shrugged it off," No matter, Graze's mind! Here I come!" He teleported away from the scene.

Simply hiding in the shadows, Vinetion appeared with a box in her hooves," Raiding of the school's confiscated porn collection. Success."

Teleporting into my dorm, he immediately spotted my body fast asleep with my mouth drooling on a few pages. Inching closer to my face with his horn, Grim thought to himself as he followed the motions,' I shall now use my horn to probe into his mind.'

--------------------------- Inside My Mind----------------------------------

" Wow wow we wow," he said amazed at the sight," Graze's mind has been separated into two separate rooms." He then looked into an open room seeing a complete mess as random objects have been scattered. The door's title read ' Kill'.

" One looks as if it belongs to a fucked up teenager. A very untidy, fucked up teenager. If he lived in my homeland of the Grave ponies, he would be stoned to death for his insolence."

He then looked to a closed room with the title 'Joy.' Unlike Kill's room, this door had a very ominous feeling to it. Opening the door slowly, Grim said to himself," This room feels mysterious. It gives me funny feeling deep down in my oesophagus."

......The fuck?

" Who in Tartarus are you?" Joy said meeting the Grave pony in a dark room," Wait, never mind. What do you want Grim?"

" I have come to travel the depths of your mind like I did Vinetion and Light."

" Okay, whatever makes you sleep at night man," Joy shrugged," But let me warn you, we have a firewall."

" What the hell is firewall?" Grim asked confusedly. Joy pointed a hoof to the inner darkness of the room as it brightened," Oh fuck."

The room was literally filled with millions of doors and stairs in all directions: some upside down, on the walls, horizontal, perpendicular, parallel. Any and every word you could have imagined with direction and stairs, was literally right here. In my mind.

" By the way, have you seen the movie 'Labyrinth'?" Joy asked Grim out of sheer curiosity.

" No, why?" Grim asked curiously.

" No reason," Joy quickly answered as Kill appeared before him.

" Prepare to know the full and perplexed meaning of 'Mind-fucked'," Kill warned him," You aren't leaving until you find the right door...... By the way, magic doesn't work here."

" Oh fuck," Grim silently cursed as Kill and Joy disappeared.

Trotting in all sort of fucked up directions, he finally reached one unlabeled door. Very, VERY, VERY! Explicit images with full detail were viewed as countless 'experiences' I shared with Ditzy and past marefriends, even Fleur were watched. We aren't talking about 360p. Fuck! We aren't even talking about 1080p. This was widescreen, HD porn in my mind. WITH SURROUND SOUND!

It was beautiful, like a set up home theater system.

But to Grim and to anyone else, it was hell. He quickly shut the door, cancelling off all the noises, may it be moans and groans with the squishing and the squashing.

Mentally scarred for life, he looked at another door. But something was off. No, every door here looked like the entrance to a rape dungeon but still, this was different and actually had a title,' Nightmares.'

'' Oooooo, this has got to be good." Knowing that you guys have reached this far, we know what I am terribly horrified about, so I am going to skip it.

----------------- Twenty Seconds Later -------------------

Completely scarred for life, Grim exited the room," Graze. You are one seriously fucked up pony." He then paused," Wait, I don't want to be stuck here forever! I need to go deeper!"

Determination, I like that.

Turning around, he spotted a door entitled ' Door'." Hmph, seems legit," Grim shrugged entering the door.

------------------------------ Five Hours Later -------------------------

Squatting in a corner, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, he muttered a few words to himself," Why Graze....Why would you think of such things?"

Mentally drained, scarred and fucked thoroughly, Grim was on his last stand as he crawled to the next door. Looking up, he slowly read the weird title," Roodpart? What the hell is....Oh fuck, it's trapdoor backwards."

That's it, Grim couldn't win anymore. Not against ... Whatever you may describe my little fucked up sanctuary was. He had no choice but to give up, he was actually now going into a free fall without anyone to help him. He closed his eyes and accepted faith.

" Hey, what are you doing here?!" A feminine voice called out quickly yanking at his foreleg.

Hearing that tone, Grim escaped from that luscious green field, where we can frolic freely in the flowers and skip like little mares while we don't give anything closely related to a fuck. This, was known as ' Our Happy Place.'

Finally pulling him up from the pit, Grim got a proper visual of the mare,'' Holy shit! You look just like Graze!"

" No shit sherclop. My name is Grace," she introduced herself," and what are you doing here?"

" What I want to know is, why does Graze have a female conscience?" Grim asked the question on everyone's mind as you read that previous piece of dialogue.

" You've met Kill and Joy right?" Grim nodded," Well, certain events created them and seeing that Graze was a mare for a few days, poof, here I am." Grace explained.

" So, why aren't you there with Kill and Joy?"

" Because, Kill is an asshole and I, like every other mare with a brain, can't handle that. Anymore questions? Or do you want to leave?"

" Wait! One more question. If Kill is Graze's.... Let's call him the asshole side and Joy represents all things wonderful, what do you do?"

" Oh, that's simple. Like every other colt out there, I represent that smallest piece of emotion you guys deny you have. Like Graze, you have that little mare inside of you too. Simply to put, Kill is power, Joy is self-control and I am the strongest meaning of inner strength, emotion."

" Pftch, yeah right. Emotion, the strongest, hah!" Grim mocked her. Like me, Grace didn't take that too kindly and bucked him square in all things us guys held near and dear to our hearts.

" FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

" Got any six's?" Kill asked Joy playing a friendly card game.

" Nope."

Kill drew a card from the deck quietly. Suddenly, he heard,"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

" Looks like Grim found the beast of the dungeon," Joy told his other half.

" Eeyup."

" Should we help?"

" Meh," Kill said bemused going through his card.

" Let's go help," Joy said placing his cards down, grabbing Kill and disappeared.

" GRIM! WE'RE HERE!" Kill and Joy exclaimed appearing before Grim who was holding onto everything near and dear.

"--UUUUCK" Grim finished in pain," KILL! JOY!" He noticed the two stallion lookalikes," She's crippled me! What the fuck do I do?!"

" Kick her in everything near and dear!" Kill poorly advised.

" She doesn't have those!" Grim cried.

" Oh right!" Kill facehoofed.

" Please! For all things unholy and necromancy! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Grim begged.

" Back away boys, this is a mares job," she said moving Kill and Joy. Pulling back a hoof, she punched him directly in the face, knocking him out with loads of 'emotion', sending him back to reality.

" Wow Grim, I thought you liked mares. Never knew you were gay for my brother," Aroma said now awake watching Grim on the floor beside my chair.

" Ugh, what time is it?" He said now getting up from the floor, rubbing his head.

" Oh, it's six thirty," Aroma replied walking out of the door.

" Where are you going this early?" Grim said trying to keep up the conversation.

" To meet the other mares of course!"

" And do what?"

" Gossip!" she chimed slamming the door.

"Ugh.... Fuck me."

~ No thanks ~

~ Grace talks in these and underlined.~

[ Won't appear much though if you read the explanation right]

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Gaydar

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

This chapter has nothing to do with my beliefs or true opinion of such said topic which you will read.

Slamming through the cafeteria doors with no grace whatsoever, Aroma had entered the cafeteria with thee most interesting piece of intel. " STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU GIRLS HAVE TO HEAR THIS!" She shouted to the mares( mane six, Vinetion and Trixie) on the table.

"Uhmm, we weren't doing anything," Twilight corrected her.

"Yeah, we were just--"

" Shhh!" Aroma hushed Rainbow Dash," Listen! Listen!" She gathered all of their attentions," You won't believe who is gay!"

They all gasped in shock," WHO?!"

" Grim," she simply responded as Applejack's and Twilight's faces weren't so shocked anymore," I know, I know, the truth is shocking isn't it?"

" Uhm, sugarcube, Grim ain't gay," Applejack tried to reassure her," Ah'm pretty sure his barn doors don't swing that way."

"Yeah, if you haven't noticed, he has been hitting on you ever since he showed up," Twilight responded.

"Oh no no no no," Aroma rejected them both,"I know he's gay. He's that one gay colt who is a friend, not coltfriend might I add that every mare is allowed to have."

" Oh yes darling, I know what you mean," Rarity replied,"We all have that one friend."

" Wow wow wow, back the buck up for a second, you sure Grim is gay and Legit isn't?" Rainbow Dash asked.

" Why of course! Haven't you see those shoes Grim wears? And what about those shades? He is definitely hiding his stare at other colts!" Rarity replied remembering every detail of Grim's outfit.

" Well..uhmm...We can't be too sure about that," Fluttershy interjected quietly, yet somehow, gathering the groups attention.

" What do you mean?" Pinkie Pie asked a bit confused.

" Well, we haven't seen either with a marefriend, so we just can't judge..."

" Of course we can!" Aroma exclaimed,"Grim is my gay guy friend, who will go shopping with me and give me his honest opinion on what I try on. We shall drink tequilas together with no feelings attached whatsoever..... Legit just creeps me out."

"Damn, if that's not friendship zoned, I don't know what is." Rainbow Dash added.

"How is Legit not a colt cuddler?" Rarity asked with such assurance that he was.

" Yeah! Even in the library, I heard Cloud Chaser and Flitter calling Light and Legit gay!" Twilight supported Rarity.

" I assure you that the Great and Powerful Trixie's coltfriend is not homoerotic!" Trixie shouted slamming her hooves on the table.

" Calm down sugarcube, it's just friendly gossip, none of this could be true," Applejack tried to reassure Trixie of those lies.

" Hmph! Well, if we are going to call each other's coltfriends gay, SeaBreeze is gay!" Trixie began the war.

" How is SeaBreeze gay?!" Fluttershy said a bit hyped up.

"Oh yeah, gay," Rainbow Dash agreed," Ice is too."

"Definito," Vinetion added as she agreed with Rainbow.

"Take that back!" Pinkie Pie demanded," Why would you think he is gay?!"

"He always hangs out with Dark and does that creepy ice cream thing. One day, I can bet my soul to Grim on it, that he will buy an ice cream truck and become a pedophile," Vinetion replied with her honest opinion.

" Oh yeah?! Well!..... You're gay!" Pinkie Pie dissed poorly and without proper thought.

" I know I'm gay. Gay for Rainbows and skittles."

" You know who I think is a colt cuddler?" Aroma interuppted the war,"Our art teacher, Clou--"

*SLAM* The doors of the cafeteria immediately flew open from a powerful buck, revealing CloudChaser, the other stallions, myself and Ditzy. " STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!" He shouted and approached the table," I render all your arguments invalid!"

" Sorry we're late!" I apologized with Ditzy beside me.

" Yeah, Graze and I got a little busy," she smiled sheepishly getting a few snickers from the group," NO! Not like that! We were delivering mail!"

[] Kill and Joy laughed.

~You guys disgust me~

"You can't simply render our arguments invalid!" Aroma stood up to him," What makes you think that?!"

"The 'Gaydar' of course," he replied,"Every colt is made with one as we were all 'programmed' with the bro code."

" Gaydar?!" They all questioned our birthright of having one.

With a sigh, Chaser facehoofed," Graze, you have this one." I nodded and approached the spotlight.

"As Cloud said, every colt is built with a gaydar or, the gay-radar. It is known to detect homosexuality, thus giving us the upper hoof of our environments and to make better decisions, for instance," I then pulled SeaBreeze," Would you watch Swayback Mountain?"

" Never sir!" He said taking the military approach as this was very serious business and should be dealt as such.

"Not gay," I showed them and pulled Ice,"If guys were having a sleepover, what do we do?"

"It's not a sleepover!" He was correct." Because guys don't sleep at one's house! If it ever comes to the situation that we are exhausted, we sleep with our backs against the wall!"

" And?"

" Each colt to their own separate wall sir!" He placed a hoof to his forehead.

" Excellent! Dismissed!" I applauded him," Light! You're up!"

" Yes Graze! Ask away!" He demanded.

"What is the meaning of violation of the brony code if such brony breaks a rule of the brony code?" I asked a random question.

Taking a deep breath, Light then said the entire statement without a single error," There is no greater affront to the spirit of The Brony Code than a willing violation. While occasionally, a brony may err due to inebriation, a momentary lapse of judgement, or if a mare is so hot that other bronies would say,'He didn't really have a choice' any premeditated infraction of The Brony Code is inexcusable. When a brony violates The Brony Code, he hurts not only his bronies but also himself, because he is no lone Brony worthy! Sir!"

" My name is Vinetion Lutin and what the fuck is this?" Vine shouted with a demand to know.

"Shhh!" Crackshot hushed her," this is the important part of being a bro. Of course you won't know this, it is the bro-code," he said with emphasis.

" Excellent on the irrelevant question! Dark! You're up!" I ordered as he then took the spotlight willingly," What is a brony?"

" A brony is a pony who would give you the fur off his coat when a brother from another mother has shed due to reasons that should only be shared between such bronies. A brony is a pony who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a brony is a lifelong companion you can trust and will always be there for you, unless he's got something else going on."

" That's enough Graze," CloudChaser said with a nod of his head," Excellent job of not saying any of the rules."

"Okay! We get it! But your stupid code has nothing to do with two of your 'bronies' being colt cuddlers!" Rainbow Dash asserted along with Vinetion.

"Oh, none of us are gay, I assure you that," I said with confidence.

"Okay, prove it," Vinetion demanded.

I simply shrugged, then smacked Grim's flank with a hoof in a quick swiping motion. (Squishy squishy. LOL! Your face as you read this!) and quickly pulled Ditzy into a french kiss for ten seconds. Pulling away, Vinetion and Rainbow were confused while Ditzy was just smiling ear to ear." Happy?"

" NO! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!" Grim shouted feeling a little insecure.

" Yes," Ditzy said in a daze.

" NO!" Dammit! Why must there always be two no's? "THAT PROVES NOTHING!" Both of them shouted.

" Oh yes, it proves everything!" I fought back,"I gave more loving to the mare, simple as that and I rest my case."

Slamming her hooves on the table Vinetion shouted,"OBJECTION! That is your own security of your sexuality! Not Grim's and Legit's! I dare you to prove that they're not gay!"

Within the machinations of my mind, Kill, Joy and Grace, were in a huddle whispering to one another, finally coming up with a conclusion."Alright, fine! To prove neither are homoerotic, they will be sleeping at my dorm, while Aroma and Ditzy will keep check of any homosexuality behavior, only to tell you mares in the morning."

"Challenge accepted!" Vinetion folded her hooves.

" BUT!" I shouted.

"But?"

[ What what]

< In the butt>

~ You guys urk me, to the highest of urks~

"If none of them are colt cuddlers, and since both are single, the only single mares from your group has to have dinner with either one of their choice tomorrow." I said sealing the deal," And since everyone is taken, Rarity and Aroma will be the ones to decide."

~GRAZE! THAT'S YOUR SISTER! HOW COULD YOU?!~ Grace said backing up my sister's side.....Of course.

{Aroma has already friendzoned them both, it won't really matter.} I fought back.

[Nice Graze, I applaud you with such legit reason.]

"WHHAATTT?!" Both Aroma and Rarity exclaimed in shock.

"Yup! Simple as that, us guys don't really need to know if Legit and Grim are colt cuddlers, it's what you all want to know."

" Ooo, nice one Graze," Omnious complimented," Setup with a chick without being a dick."

"No deal!" Aroma denied the challenge.

"DEAL!" Pinkie raised a hoof to which her respond was a pissed off Aroma," What? I thought we were playing a game."

" Fine! I pick Grim!" Rarity shouted," Since he is the only stallion that wears clothes other than Graze, he will be a fine specimen to test wear my designs." Only like a mannequin.

" No! Wait! You can't leave me with Legit! I want my gay colt back! You can't take what's mine!" Aroma complained to Rarity.

"Oh stop your whining!" Yes, irony is a wonderful thing," the decision has already been made!"

" Bu-But! You left me with Legit! He's not gay! He's just my friend!" Aroma continued with her complaints.

~Riinnngggg~

And their faiths have been sealed. " Time for physics!" I quickly placed Ditzy upon my back,"We must go!" I shouted playfully galloping out of the cafe." What class do you have?!"

"Hahahaha, Art! Slow down Graze!" She laughed from the random treatment of playfulness.

"NEVER!" I shouted making an exit.

"Hmmmm, I wonder where dad is?" Dark asked himself, trotting out of the area following the couple with Twilight under his wing.

Walking out beside Breeze and Shot, Legit asked them a serious question," Hey, you think I have a chance with Aroma?" Okay, not that serious.

" Hahahahaha!" Both laughed loudly and responded,"No way man!"

"In your dreams, you still don't!" Omnius said passing by overhearing.

" Don't count on it," Ice agreed.

" Why not?!"

" You have waited too long to make your move, you are forever in the friendzone!" Cloud then laughed.

"I'm not in the zone!"

"Admit, you are the mayor of the zone."

Omnius laughed at that and inserted his own little insult," You have a cute suburban hous right on the zone which you will live many lonely years. Not even I could fix that."

" I WILL PROVE ALL OF YOU WRONG!" Legit shouted to them all.

"No you won't," Aroma told him and teleported quickly as she said.

Forever Alone Legit.

Now in front of Mr. Charge's class, we were all a tad bit confused as to why, until we had read the sign placed on the door.

'Classes cancelled due to major PMS'ing'

"Oh well!" I shrugged," I guess this leaves us with more time to train!"

"Meh, I really don't feel like training," Vinetion denied with a reason," I haven't had my coffee yet with all this crazy gossip."

[ We can't let her foil our plans!]

< Quickly Graze! Boil the blood and unleash her inner demon!>

With an evil smile, I placed my hoof and touched Vine's snout.*Boop* "I booped your nose," I said with a tease.

Bemused as ever, Vinetion warned the entire lot of us," You all have ten seconds before I half murder everypony here." And with that, the most joyous escape from death took place.

Squishy Squishy.

[ I am such a fucking tease.]

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Unexpected

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

Isn't life just super awesome? I mean, what else can you ask for rather than being chased by a mare? Sadly, we weren't being chased by THAT kind of mare, we were being hunted by no other than our coffee loving, plant controlling, Vinetion Lutin, and we were so bucking close to the field.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! C'MON GUYS! DON'T LET HER CATCH YOU!" I laughed maniacally as I was in front of the group, and yet to more of my surprise, so was Legit and Dark.

"She's never gonna catch us now!" Dark shouted with a laugh,"I mean, she already got Breeze! What else does she want from us?"

"Ahahaha! I know right?!" Legit too laughed with a bit of over confidence,"Hey Vinetion! Plants are stupid!"

"Legit, please don't piss her off more," I warned.

"Oh c'mon Graze, learn to live a little, let him have his fun. Don't be a killjoy now,"Dark advised and then looked back,"YEAH! What can plants do to us huh?"

[HEY! You can't use that word! Only Joy and I can use that word! Right!?]

I gave a slight chuckle hearing my two consciences rant, but as quickly as it came, my face turned to horror as I saw two lasso like vines roped around both Dark and Legit, forcefully yanking them back into the air.''GET OVER HERE!''Vinetion shouted with a deeper voice. All that was heard, were two shouts from tortured souls.

*KA-BOOM*...... Oh buck, may Celestia have mercy on my soul.

[SERVES THEM RIGHT!]

"RUUNNNNNN!!" Shot shouted quickly passing me, exiting the school and now entering the stadium grounds.

"OH FUCK! WHERE IS SHE?!" Grim said actually scared of Vinetion," FUCKING TARTARUS GRAZE! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BOOP HER?!"

" I DON'T KNOW MAN! IT SOUNDED LIKE A PRETTY FRICKING GOOD IDEA AT THAT TIME!" I shouted a reply.

[Oh shut up]

"I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Ice shouted for his life surpassing me.

"I'm not the one to curse, but, BUCK THIS SHIT! I'M OUT!" Aroma said teleporting away from the scene.

"Yeah! Me too!" Light said preparing his transportation spell.

"NO! WE ARE BROS AND WE ARE GOING DOWN LIKE BROS!" I shouted to him as we both entered the field seeing Shot, Ice and Grim patiently awaiting their death. We joined beside our remaining brothers as we stared intensely at the entrance to the school awaiting Vinetion. "C'mon guys! We need to keep moving, you actually think I want to bucking die?!"

"Well, maybe our training today could be survival, so I say we run," Crackshot said taking the easy way out, knowing and actually learning from past experience that nothing could stop Vinetion.

"I say we fight! If we run she is going to pick us off one by o--" Ice's speech stopped midway as a vine wrapped around his neck bringing him into the darkness of the entrance, only to come back out with mighty slam against the walls of the stadium. He tried standing back upon his legs as he said weakly," Guys, I think she just Equestrian kicked me."

{Decision guys? And gal?}

< Run>

~Run~

[FIGHT! Oh buck! GRAZE TURN AROUND!]

Our attention quickly distracted by Ice, I turned around hearing a gallop only to see Vinetion one metre away. I quickly threw out a hoof to push her away, which she simply grabbed pulling me in as she bucked me with her forehoof sending me flying into Grim's chest. He stood on his hindlegs while using his fore to grip onto his neck as if trying to regain control of his shortened breaths. Vinetion took this moment.....No, she abused this moment as she bucked him straight in his family jewels, putting him into a daze of seeing life and death momentarily.

With both of us wondering what the actual fuck was happening, she tackled us head on, pitching us both into a pyramid like structure of cylindrical coolers neatly stacked upon one another.

"Ice! We got to help them! Do you still have that sword you used on me?" Light questioned the blue pony.

"Dude, isn't that a bit too much?" Ice questioned him actually worried about safety.

"It's Vine, she is going to murder you with it anyways. And, it's ice, just dull the end." Ice shrugged hearing the logic behind Light as he stomped his hoof, making that same fencing sword not seen since bucking ages ago, appear before us," Still know how to use it?"

"Pftch, dude, it's a sword, what's so hard about swish swish slash?"

[Graze, we are getting our asses kicked!] Kill exclaimed [ We need to fight back!]

< We can't hit Vine! She's a mare!>

{Joy is right! I rather get my ass kicked by Vine, than take a plunge into my morals}

~Graze! Watch out!~

*POW* I was knocked directly in the face by a cooler making me hallucinate stars and three pony lookalikes as they formed tiny circles around my head.

Joy informed me as it all made sense once I seeing Grace properly distinguishing from the two.

[GET THE BUCK UP!]

Following Kill's demands, I placed a steady hoof on the floor with another rubbing against the ache which could have only been caused by a cooler to the head.''Oh fuck me inverted,'' I cursed myself being roped in again by Vine as she too had pulled Grim. Before slamming us into one another, at the very last second I shouted,"WAIT!" She furrowed an eye brow interest as she looked at me allowing me to speak," Why are you only picking one Grim and I?"

"Because you booped me and Grim is an ass," she answered as if she knew what exactly what she was going to say from the beginning.

"Seems legit," I shrugged," continue."

*BAM* Grim's head slammed into mine followed by a quick kick, left and right, both Grim and I were hit as she made a quick pivot, bucking me in the face. Now, it was Grim alone, yay me.

Futile enough was the attempt to punch Vine as she quickly ducked under Grim's hoof, hitting him three times left and right progressing to his head, where she too had hoofed, knocking it back down to see the ground where a knee came into sight, using so much force which temporarily lifted his body into the air as she bucked him straight in the nuts and into a wall.....I swore I saw him cough up some kind of blood from that last nut shot. No no, he didn't cough blood from every other hit, but the nut shot was so intense, he had to cough up something.

"HEY SWEET CHEEKS!" Ice called out throwing a snow ball to grab her attention," STEP AWAY FROM THE ASSWIPES!"

Ice pulled out his fencing sword as both slowly approached one another in silence, forming a circle to show not to cross those lines.

"DON'T WORRY ICE! HERE COMES BACK UP!" Light exclaimed charging behind Vine with a head on tackle. Simply side stepping, she quickly wrapped a vine around Light using his momentum against him and threw his body against Ice, sending the two other ponies by Shot, Grim and myself who might I add, were still trying to recover from the senseless beating.

"I fucking blame Graze," Grim placed the weight of the entire situation upon my shoulders.

"Yeah Graze, what do we do?" Light asked curiously.

"I don't know man, I never hit a mare before in my life," I responded.

"I can see that! Try harder!" Shot advised.

[That's what she said]

All five of us on our legs now, we prepared once more for Vine to beat the living shit out of us. Five versus one, we could win, right? To answer that question, I was horribly horribly wrong as Vine stomped her hoof bringing out a wooden staff from the roots of the earth. This was unfair and bullshit! She didn't even have the damned thing in her mouth, she was using a flipping vine to control it!

Walking slowly towards us, Vinetion approached with her bow staff as she soon escalated into a head on charge. 'Get ready Grim,'he mentally prepared himself. And here she comes!

Grim quickly made a mad dash wanting to grab the staff but in such little time to react, she swiped him off his hooves with the same staff as it quickly made a 360 degree turn only to hit Ice's left cheek sending him flying as the wooden weapon broke on contact. With now two pieces of weaponry or might I properly name them as kali sticks, she bucked Shot into a wall who rebounded back towards her only to get hit struck again by such force of wood and raw power.

Wanting to make another body tackle at Vine, Light was quickly tomohawk'd with one kali stick."And then there was one," she said quietly under her breath approaching me patting the lone kali stick upon her hoof repeatedly. I actually walked back afraid knowing I couldn't do anything and clumsily tripped....No, she placed that there! I tripped over a root! Oh fuck Vine!

In perfect position to assault she told me one thing," You know Graze, I've never been interested in golf until now." And with a hoof swinging back, I prayed to Celestia for a miracle as I closed my eyes.

"GRAZE!" I heard a voice call my name. Not a call, it was more of a shout thus opening my eyes wanting to find out who had shouted my name.

"Ditzy?" I said confused and silently cursed so she won't have heard," Oh fuck she's pissed off."

~[< How can you tell? >]~

{Her eyes are focused and straightforward}

Knowing one's marefriend is very important as to know when you are in the zone or in fucking hell, simple as that.

"What the buck is this Graze?!" she shouted to me as I arrived to her spot being the entrance. I opened my mouth to respond only to be quickly hushed," And don't you dare lie to me!"

Under my breath, I spoke a few words, unsure of what she might say but was definite of the outcome."We're practicing."

"Practicing? Practicing for what?! Honestly Graze, all you do is fight and get yourself injured making me worry over you!" She shouted with a slight choke in her voice," You think I like to see my coltfriend almost killed? Not only once! But twice?! And now you're in this again! What can you possibly be fighting against!"

" Shadow."

"Oh great! Again! What a surprise!" She exclaimed sarcastically.

"It's not the same Ditzy!" I shouted with a stomp of a hoof making her flinch," He is stronger and you don't see what he can do!"

"I don't give a buck of what he can do Graze! I don't want to see you get hurt!"

"If I don't do this, he is going to kill everyone including you! Why do you think I am doing this?! I have only tred to protect you since day one we have met!" I said with honesty," Can't you see I'm doing this for you as well?"

"If I'm the reason you fight for, and if I'm the reason you get killed," she paused holding back a few tears," and if it's the only thing that I can do to stop you, it's over," she said with her final words leaving the stadium. One tear from each of us dropped to the floor, one saying words which needed to be said and the other being the receiver of such harshness.

"Bright Eyes," I called out with a hoof touching her shoulder.

"DON'T 'BRIGHT EYES' ME GRAZE! IF YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF KILLED, THEN FINE! DO IT FOR THE SCHOOL! DO IT FOR THE PONIES! DO IT FOR THE WHOLE BUCKING EQUESTRIA FOR ALL I CARE!" She shouted now crying her heart out as it soon turned into a silent whisper," Just don't let me be the reason for getting yourself killed, that's too much to handle," she then turned her back on me,"Goodbye Graze and good luck."

With a heavy heart, I wanted to walk forward yet, Kill, Joy and Grace were preventing me from moving. It was only instinct that I had wanted to follow what was meant dear to me, but, I needed more than instinct to make a correct decision.

[ Let her go Graze. If you follow, things will get worse]

~Let her go, I'm sure she will come back~

< Let her go Graze, we are going to survive this and prove her wrong>

{Let her go? LET HER GO?! THAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING LET HER GO!?}

<[~ Just trust us~]>

And that's what I did, I took a deep breath and watched as she left me. I just allowed it to happen as I too made way for the opposite direction.

"Graze, are you alright?" Vinetion being the first to ask.

I ignored and turned to Grim and asked with near to no emotion holding back everything," How ready is the spell?"

"I did it this morning, I can get it ready by tomorrow, but we--"

"Good," I cut his entire speech off as I walked passed every pony on the field.

"You're acting irrational Graze," Light warned of my behavior.

"I've lost everything Light, there is no time for rational behavior. We are ending this here and tomorrow, forget all plans, rest up everypony and warn the others." Trotting slowly behind me, Vine wanted to rest a hoof on my shoulder but I quickly knocked it back as I released my wings in its black flamed tribal state," Do not follow."

With my last words floating in the air as a strict rule, I fled the scene in a flash leaving no time for any pony to catch up.

"Do you think he is going to be alright?" Crackshot asked with curiosity.

Looking at a small wet drip of tear upon the field, Vinetion replied, "He is far from," and thus took flight as well.

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Descent

Us pegasi, we don't fall, we descend. What's the difference might I add? Falling is against our own will, something that just happens to a pony when we trip and bruise our leg.....I've taken a few falls, but this? This was the worst. I've fallen into a state of unease, an emotional breakdown which had clouded my thoughts.

Emotion? There were no tears and no Grace at this point. Temper? Neither was there a Kill and nothing to be mad at but myself. Self control? There was no Joy, as I've had lost everything and most importantly, myself. Nothing was any longer right in my mind.

Descent is a choice, it's what us pegasi do everyday of our lives. We dive to the sea of earth below us called Equestria, we open our wings and rise to greater heights than before. This was not my mindset, I do not plan to rise again for I have fallen.

The night's cool breeze flowed through my mane as I stood on a single drifting cloud over watching the school. Frigid temperatures were no enemy of mine as my clothes had supplied me with the necessary warmth. Something I did not deserve. I was a colt with everything and simply nothing.

With consciences blocked and silent, my mind was allowed to venture into dangerous places, my memories. Without guidance and support, I was slowly losing it, I didn't know what to do or how to feel.

" Muffin.....Hey you gonna be alright?" Wait, was she talking to me? ....No, I remember this, it was our first encounter being the start of it all. But, what was I feeling?

"Happiness? No, no, that can't be right! I still feel depressed!" I admitted," Wait...Was this depression?! Argh! NO! I AM NOT SAD DAMMIT!" My mind continued to race with confused emotion until I had hit recognition,"YES, THIS IS RAGE! But why? Why am I vex at Ditzy? No, I am not vex at Ditzy! I am mad at myself, why? I thought I was only helping! I only tried to help!"

And without a rest, my mind had raced to the next memory unable to solve the mystery of the first. I was in tears at this one though, no time for confusion, only one direct response. Tears.

Reminiscing on the past and hearing her voice, I had said the poem along with her, as if she was right here with me on that very day.

Blueberries are red.

Raspberries are blue,

That's pretty messed up

And my eyes are too.

Blueberry is my flavor

The most which I favor

But if you were a muffin

Every bite I would savor

Life is so short

We must enjoy it all the way through

I would like to be your date for the Mix-up

What about you?

I was now streaming a river of tears, why? Because at that day, she had came to me after I had searched all over the school for her. Where was my moment? Oh yes, the answer was simple, I threw it away....How foolish of me. But why? Why was it so hard to remember my response?! Of course I wanted this memory to leave but....wait a second....

"Of course...." I muttered as the memory came back to me. Whether I liked it or not, it came back and with a stoic expression, I said to myself the response:

Of course life is short,

And soon will come to an end,

But to make sure I enjoy every passing moment,

Will you be my mare-friend?

And that's how it all had started. With a simple and foalish request.

"Every passing moment huh?" I began to talk to myself," Yeah right, look at where I am, on a drifting cloud alone at night.'' I harrumphed at the thought ," Hmph, isn't life fucking gra-AAAGGGGHHHHH!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! AGGGHHHH!" I immediately shouted in pain using my hooves to hold onto my head. What was happening?! Everything seemed so rushed!

Wait a second....This was my life! Every single moment had sped forward to today's earlier events as it soon slowed down on a particular time. It was this morning, such a simple and joyous moment, an image of true love.

It was a random moment if anything for the least, but that's when you know love is true. You aren't supposed to plan with something such as delicate as this, you just let it happen and take control of you.

~Riinnngggg~

And their faiths have been sealed. " Time for physics!" I quickly placed Ditzy upon my back,"We must go!" I shouted playfully galloping out of the cafe." What class do you have?!"

"Hahahaha, Art! Slow down Graze!" She laughed from the random treatment of playfulness.

"NEVER!" I shouted happily making an exit.

A faint smile drew upon my face as I imagined how everything that morning was so hilarious and wonderful, only to quickly die as I remembered those harsh words.

'--if it's the only thing that I can do to stop you, it's over.' She was right, it was over. I've lost everything with my entire life being gone with her, why bother with anything else?

With my mind making a final decision, what I was now about to do had represented my entire experience, may it be now or my life.

From my cloud, I ascended to the highest point of the night sky where everything had seemed quiet and peaceful. A slight moment of joy overcame me as it allowed my mind to finally rest in ease. This had represented the tipping point of my happiness, but if I was so happy, why make this decision?

At the highest point, I began the routine of the NecroFlare, diving with my hooves stretched out as I struggled to form that same thick cone I broke through so many times. This had been my struggle, the everyday struggle to try and maintain the relationship alive and well thinking I was doing the correct thing by being rash and violent only to protect her.

And finally, there it was, I broke through the sound barrier entering my mac-4 speeds, the wrong choice. How foalish was I not able to see this? Only now did I realise the truth behind this move, it had represented my life as it had taken an immediate plummet forcing something that had not been wanted. Not alone did it represent that, as well as my little venture into my memories as it fast forwarded to that same spot where I felt like dying.The heartbreak.

I closed my eyes and tucked in my wings allowing the speed to overtake me as I was now in a free fall, waiting ever so patiently for that thud to end my life as this was the final step. Only a simple routine was it ever, only was this a move to harm others, yet, even behind the most violent of actions speak a harsh truth whether we want to listen to it or not.

"--IF YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF KILLED, THEN FINE! DO IT FOR THE SCHOOL! DO IT FOR THE PONIES! DO IT FOR THE WHOLE BUCKING EQUESTRIA FOR ALL I CARE!'' I remembered Ditzy yelling at me," Just don't let me be the reason for getting yourself killed, that's too much to handle...."

Mere inches from the floor, I quickly opened my eyes and whipped out with my wings taking control once again. 'NO! I AM GOING TO PROVE DITZY AND MYSELF WRONG! NEITHER WILL I NOR HER BE THE REASON I GET KILLED!' I thought to myself making an immediate U-turn and back upon my fluffy cloud.' I am going to live and I am going to finally take down Shadow,' I said encouraged by the words which had once made me weak,' I promise Ditzy, after this, no more fighting....Just please....please forgive me...I need to do this.'

[ And who the fuck says you gotta do this alone?] Wait...Kill?[ You're damn fucking right it's me!]

< Don't forget me out Graze!>

~Or me...You're not going to do this alone~

{ How are you guys--}

< You proved yourself wrong and overcame the breakdown>

~If you can't think, we can't either~

[Simple as that, now bucking rest up for tomorrow! For it all ends there] Kill said pointing at the field.

And he was actually right, with my mind finally at ease, I allowed myself to rest upon the fluffy clouds drifting into a well deserved and peaceful rest.

There will be no more falling, as ponies, pegasi, unicorn and earth alike, we can only better ourselves. We can only ascend.

[Chapters will be a bit shot as for one hundred is coming up, and the conditions need to be met.]

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Let it begin

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

{ I respond in these}

The next morning, I awoke upon that lone cloud over watching the school. Damn were they comfortable! I think I am going to sleep on these more often. Heck, I didn't even have to stretch my wings or crack my back! I loved these clouds! Nevertheless, I got up and landed upon the school grounds only to enter and find myself at Ditzy's dorm once again. What? I did still live there..... Wait, scratch that, everything I owned was now outside. "What the--"

[--Fuck?] Kill finished my sentence. All three of my consciences including myself watched as my belongings neatly packed in two boxes were being piled upon one another by the magic of my sister.

"Aroma! What the buck are you doing?!" I exclaimed pretty loud for early o' clock in the morning.

"Oh! Hiya Graze!" She chimed and then blinked her eyes in recognition," Oh ef," she facehoofed," sorry Graze, but Ditzy kicked you out, sorry."

"And where am I going to stay?!"

"I asked that too, and she said to go to your old room."

With a sigh, I placed a heavy box upon my back and readied for a long painful trot,"Nevermind this, we are still going ahead with plans."

"You sure about this Graze? I mean, Ditzy doesn't want this to happen and all you have to do is stop."

"If I don't do this, everything goes to Tartarus," I warned her of the outcomes,"Be ready in an hours time." She silently nodded understanding the seriousness in my tone only to make her way back inside until I had asked another question,"And where is Valkyria?"

Immediately blocking the pathway of the door, Aroma begged,"Please Graze! Let me keep her, please!" I watched her bemusedly and quickly whistled calling upon my dragon.

"C'mere Valkyria!" I shouted as the feminine dragon knocked Aroma out of the path and by my side. She watched me feeling the pain in my heart as we made distance away from the dorm,"Don't worry girl, Ditzy and I are just having a little mishap okay? Everything is going to be fine, I promise," I hopefully reassured her. She smiled which hopefully meant that she had trusted me and began to push the remaining box with her head, I chuckled at this and quickly picked it up with my mouth as I muffled," Haha, looks like I can still count on somepony....dragon," I corrected myself.

Walking through the halls, Kyria and I stopped at old room number forty three. Oh yeah, good memories.

[Except when Pinkie almost raped us....Wait no, it WOULD have been a good memory]

~Or when Mr.Charge threw you out the window~

Okay, very crappy memories but still fun nevertheless. Using my wings, I rummaged through my saddlebag pulling out the keys to my old room,"AHA!" I exclaimed finding them and placing it into the hole.

[Giggity]

{I don't know what to do with you anymore}

Unlocking the door and entering the room, I allowed Valkyria to enter first immediately making her way upon the bed curling into a ball like figure to relax as I began my unpacking. A good five minutes into it, I was disrupted from my duties as I heard Valkyria hiccup uncontrollably. Standing a few feet away from the blast zone, I held out my hoof as a scroll emerged through her flame. Opening it, I read aloud:

'Howdy Graze! Yep, going cowboy over here. *[Yup, he's gay for Braeburn]** Anyway, doing fine, but there's so much I want to tell you. But, I don't think this paper is big enough to hold all that, so I'll wait till the next time we meet in person, or pony.*

Twilight is no longer pregnant, she gave birth soon after you left. It's a colt! Buck yeah! We named him Spark, and thanks to Greg, he's already two years old. Also, I have an adopted daughter, but that's a long story. Let's just say this, if you ever come here, and meet a mare named Vinetion, don't let her use her plant magic to show you a trick. Fair warning.

A God Father? Sweet, to who?

Tell Kill that Break said, 'Bro, we got to hang sometime! We gots a new form to try on you!'. As for Dawn, he's doing great.

The brony who sorta cares,

Lance'

[Sorta cares? We love that guy with all of the no homo and he says 'sorta cares?!]

[Fuck you man! I'm getting this]

Grabbing another scroll and paper, I began the letter to my extremely distant friend.

'Yo Lance! I'm real happy for you with Spark and your daughter, but Vine as well?! Jeez, I know that mare, and guess what? She loves to be booped on her nose, she just giggles like a filly when you do that. Totally tickles her fancy and colors her pretty. Trust me man, she would become your best friend forever. I did it and we got coffee and everything! Life was fucking grand except for the fact that I got dumped recently..... Reasons withheld, I just hope things with Ditzy and I fix quickly. Can't stop thinking about her, but anyways, I have to go now, preparing for something big and also, somepony be knocking on my door.

Also, I am a Godfather to Anarchy, my philosophical teacher, she is one crazy draconequis but life couldn't be more epic without her and other teachers!

Ciao for now!

Brother from another mother,

Razor Fucking Graze.

P.S - I have a new conscience meaning a better form as well. Sadly with a lot of thinking, you got yours by magic right? That's kinda short cutting it but anyways, when I come get ready to meet her, she can honestly pussywhip Kill, so I would be afraid. Very afraid.

*Knock Knock Knock* Wow, that knocking was kinda annoying. "I'm coming!" I shouted rolling the scroll, handing it to Valkyria to send.

[ I CAME!]

Ignoring Kill's comment, I trotted to the door and opened it," Hey Lyra! Hey B.B, what's up?"

"I knew I heard Graze's voice!" Bon Bon stated to her mint colored mare friend.

"Hey! I heard it too!" Lyra argued back and directed her attention to me,"So Graze, what's up? How come you're back here again?" She asked curiously.

With a sigh, I looked to the floor averting my attention from them and said,"Ditzy and I are having some......issues."

"Oh, I know that look, you guys--"

"Yeah, we did," I quickly responded before she was allowed to finish her sentence,"But, things are going to get better, I know it."

"Well, while we are here, would you like any help unpacking?" Bon Bon offered to which I kindly denied with a shake of my head.

"Oh c'mon, you need help and what are friends for?!" Lyra smiled barging her way in with Bon Bon as both aimed for the two nearby boxes opening them as if it Hearth's Warming," Wow, you have a lot of crap."

-------Two Hours Later -------

[Because Graze is a item whore...I blame Grace, she's the mare.]

~Oi! Shut the buck up, you only now found out about me two days ago~

"And done! It took us two hours but it's finally done!" BonBon exclaimed swiping her hooves against another.

"Hahahahaha! Yeah!" Lyra bumped her hoof with BonBon's.

"Wait, what? Did you say two hours?" My eyes blinked in confusion.

"Yeah, two hours, why?"

"Oh fuck! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" I repeatedly shouted and grabbed Lyra,"Can you look after Valkyria for me?!"

"Uhmm sure, Graze."

"THANKS!" I shouted quickly and exited the room.

"What's all that about?" Bon Bon asked confused.

"I don't know....."

Galloping through the halls as a blur of light, I finally had made it to the stadium where my friends awaited patiently.

"Graze! What the buck took you so long?!" Grim shouted," You're an hour late!"

"Yeah yeah, I know, I was a bit busy," I apologized.

"Well, since all of us are finally here, can we please go over the plans?" Ice asked impatiently.

I sighed rubbing a hoof against my temples and began my explanation,"Well in simplest of terms, Grim and I are going to bring Shadow out, that's step one. Step two now, is if we get Shadow out--"

"--If? What do you mean if?" Crackshot interrupted me and asked uninsured.

".....No if's, what I was meaning to say, is when we do bring Shadow out, Legit is going to call Charge and others, we need to be sure we have everyone on this, especially knowing this is Shadow."

"And what else?" Vinetion asked.

"That's pretty much about it," Light finished.

"Wait, one thing I wanna know is, how do you actually plan to bring Shadow out? It's not like you can force him," Aroma questioned our plan.

"On the contrare', we can," Grim smiled. Stomping a hoof, a ghoulish green haze covered his right foreleg and soon disappeared leaving him with a slight 'gift'.

"What the buck is that?" Dark observed a hazy boned dragon's claw.

"Oh this? It's just to RIP Shadow out," he shouted with emphasis on his ways to extract Shadow as he smiled to Light,"Of course leaving our friend here, slightly harmed."

"Wow wow wow, what do you mean slightly?" I halted his plan.

"Well, ripping out another's half will obviously leave you drained, but Light is an alicorn, he shouldn't be knocked out for more than twenty minutes, thirty tops."

"And you're okay with this?" I asked Light.

"Whatever it takes man, but just stick to the plan," was all he pleaded to which I respected with a nod.

"Don't worry Light, we're gonna help you. Grim! Let's get ready," I said trotting over to Light," Don't forget, once we are out, make a run for it Legit. Remember, if you go too early the teachers will try to stop us."

"Got it Graze," he saluted me and waved a hoof," Good luck!"

"Good luck!" Everypony else waved off.

And with that, Grim focused his magical energy on Light, himself and I, venturing into the depths of the alicorn's mind once again as our body's dropped lifeless to the floor.

Opening our eyes, we had noticed that this place was nothing like where we had been before, it seemed as if we were in a house....No, a slaughterhouse."Where are we?" I asked in awe.

Yet again, a voice boomed through the area being Light's,"This was where I lived, during the incident. I'm guessing you're going to have to search through top and bottom to find Shadow."

"Oh fan-fucking-tastic," Kill exclaimed sarcastically ignoring the blood marks as he flailed his hooves.

"Graze, I don't like this place. This is completely unnatural for ponies to do such," Joy feared for the worst.

"Yes, I know, it's what made Shadow who he is," Light bellowed," I am sorry I can only guide you."

"What we need, is a plan," Grace called out.

"And what would that be?" Grim asked with a bit of detest from their last meet up.

"Well, I suggest we split up," Grace offered a suggestion.

"Bitch please, that never works in movies and ponies always die," Grim said proving his point from movie experience," I say we go together."

"The faster we do this, the faster we get out, so let's split up," Grace said with a bit of impatience," Graze and I will be the first team because I hate Kill and Grim, while the two assholes and Joy be the second, is that understood?"

We all nodded.

"Wait, what do we do if we find him? Won't we be pretty much screwed if Grim isn't there?" Joy made a point," We have all of us here, we just need to bring him down fast....Let's stay together, please?"

"Ugh! Such a pussy!" Kill hissed at Joy.

"Sadly, he does have a point, we need Grim and we would be in trouble if we don't take him down quick," Grace said rethinking her strategies.

"Why are my consciences so indecisive, I mean, we just need to--"

"ALRIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!" Kill shouted preparing to gallop,"LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYYY! JJJJEEEENNNKKKIIINNNNNSSSSS!" He shouted making a quick run into a random direction.

"Holy fuck, he just ran in," we all stated amazed at his dim witted suicidal attempt.

A/N: I am sorry, I pulled this chapter straight out my ass, I couldn't write for the life of me since 5pm. So, here you go. Three days is enough waiting.

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Shadow's Mind

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

It was halfway through the day already, and once again the teachers' classes were disrupted by an immediate call by Principal ShadowMark.

"Why the buck are we all here now?" Chaser questioned," I'm missing my only lunch break,"

"Ha! What is it ever about?" Cross rhetorically asked with a laugh.

Everypony and draconequis in the room released a sudden sigh and replied in unison, “The budget." *SLAM* And as if on schedule or extremely perfect timing, Shadow Mark slammed through the doors, entering the room with a very calmed expression.

"Holy shit, he's calm," Omnius panicked, “WHY FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA IS HE CALM!"

"Oh buck me sideways! The school must be going to shit!" Anarchy exclaimed.

"Honey, don't worry," Charge placed a hoof around her shoulders and reassured her, "I already bucked you sideways."

"Hey! There is no time for that! The school is going down to shit and this is what you do?" Cross queried their actions.

"Watch it Cross, I'm like those musicians on Titanic, I enjoy my last few seconds," Charge replied.

"Sounds like a good idea! I'm going to get Luna and fu--"

"WOW WOW WOW! Calm down everypony, the school is not going down to shit....Yet. But, what I would like to ask you all is, how are you all dealing with the stress?"

"What stress?" Omnius laughed at the other teachers as he gave Chaser the opportunity to be punch him into a table, "Hey! I'm going to have to fix that!"

"Watch it Chaser! The budget can't afford anymore broken furniture," Shadow warned, "Anyways; I'm getting off track again! Sometimes final exams come and kick the stress levels between teachers a couple of notches, so I have to stay calm so my ponies will stay calm."

"Oh crap, this isn't good! He's too calm about something as serious as this!" Charge exclaimed.

"Wow, the deadlines for the exams must be really short!" Cross pointed out the obvious.

"Celestia dammit! We are so fucked!" Anarchy snapper her fingers as a neatly piled stack of papers appeared in her hands, only to be thrown midair. "Ah Shit! I got a paper cut!" She sucked her thumb on the cut. (Told you I was going to cut your character.)

"Meh, I don't see the big deal," laughed the janitor not giving a single fuck.

Cloud immediately ran to the closest door, opening and yelled," RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYPONY! THE END IS NEAR! SAVOR THESE LAST MOMENTS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES!"

Havoc, chaos, confusion, discord, anarchy, you name anything related to the phrase 'fucked up' because that's how the school entire school reacted except for the lone Janitor.

"Calm down guys, I just came to ask when you plan to schedule the exams." Shadow Mark calmed the entire room.

Blinking his eyes and with a sheepish smile, Chaser exclaimed to the panicking students, "False alarm! Go back to your dorms."

"Pftch, thanks for nothing," a female Cloud said walking by with Flitter.

"I'm going to fail your ass on spite!" The arts teacher shouted a comeback still wanting revenge on her.

"Oh yeah?! Well, I can sue you and this school!"

"SUE?!" Shadow's ears twitched at the sound of the word pulling back Cloud with a hoof covering his mouth, "I'm so sorry Ms. Chaser, I will talk to Cloud about his little hate problem. Right now."

"Booo! Hater!" Charge shouted from the background with Anarchy.

Muffling through Shadow's hoof, Chaser bit upon it giving him the chance to shout," HEY YOU LITTLE NAME THIEVING BITCH! GO YIF YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS!"

*SLAM* "Chaser! What the buck man! I go all around everyday trying to keep the budget balanced and you nearly cause a lawsuit?"

"Hey! I can sue that bitch for stealing my name!"

"You can't sue shit while I'm around," Shadow warned Cloud,"Maybe it's time we've had another one of 'those' discussions."

"Those discussions?" Cross repeated asking without a clue of what the principal was talking about.

"The budget talk," Shadow said as the whole room went silent.

".........."

"Aw hell no," Anarchy broke the silence's short lived virginity.

After an entire thirty minutes of catching up to Kill, we finally caught him as Grace beat him shitless as well as, the worst thing a mare can do. She lectured him.

"--AND IF SHADOW HAD KILLED YOU, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP WE WOULD BE?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO GRAZE?!"

"I-I'm sorry," Kill actually apologized with blood coming out his snout.

"SORRY'S NOT ENOUGH! WHEN THIS IS OVER, I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP!" She shouted while grabbing him by his clothes.

With a wicked smile and through the pain, Kill snickered and replied, "That's incest, wait no, it's masturbation."

"Oh c'mon Kill! Just shut up!" Joy begged, "Why do you insist on putting up with this crap?"

"What other reason is there for anypony else to do it?" Kill asked his brother conscience to whom was dumbfounded of answer," I simply do it for teh lulz!"

"I give up," Grace threw Kill on the floor and walked towards me," You handle him Graze."

"I think he learned his lesson," I said trotting off silently through Light's house. Honestly, the place was a mess, blood everywhere and body parts. It should have bothered me, yet, my mind was still too busy with the Ditzy situation as well as, I've seen worse," Let's keep moving okay?"

Bending her head to the side a few degrees, Grace looked at me and perfectly understood what was going through my mind, basically it was on the lines of how to get Ditzy back and what happens next.

"Really, what would happen if Graze lost one of you all?" Grim asked Joy out of curiosity as he was about to explain.

"Well, it actually depends on which one of us he loses."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, each one of us plays a specific role, depends on the situation."

"Wait, what? I thought you guys just talk freely and influence Graze."

"That maybe true, but! It depends on the situation, say me for example, I represent self-control, I don't talk as much because I am busy unlike Kill who is easily pissed off representing rage or the smallest being Grace who as she told you, represents the smallest fraction, emotion."

"So, how does this influence thing actually work?" Grim asked once more.

Clearing his throat, Joy responded, "Basically, we share one mind but when a situation comes, like yours, you will have to come up with a decision, so we talk and decide upon what to do. Also, when push comes to shove, saying for example, when Graze is pissed off, this leans more to Kill's side as he influences Graze making him curse or act the way he does when fighting."

Kill then entered the chat without any invitation," Basically, without Grace he is an emotionless machine, without me his a pussy and without Joy, he goes psychotic. Comprende?"

"Yeah, but one more question?" Grim asked Joy for another chance to know if he was bothering him.

"Sure, why not?"

"Who made Graze pick the school over someone as important as Ditzy? I mean, he loves her to death but one of you all must have done something."

"Actually, we--"

"Enough," I quickly hushed my conscience and looked at Grim," They gave me the option, I chose to follow, it was my doing," I then sighed," I do love her to death, that's why I rather kill myself doing this than know in the back of my three consciences, that I did not even try to protect her."

"Any more questions?" I dared Grim to ask.

"Urhm, I think I will just hold them for later," he smiled sheepishly and walked to Grace.

"Smart move," she said sarcastically continuing her trot back to me leaving Grim behind with Kill and Joy," Don't worry Graze, everything is going to be--"

"Don't lie to me Grace, you know as much as well as I do, Ditzy is never going to forgive me and you heard her. She doesn't want anything to do with me anymore," Grace then chuckled looking at me, "What?"

"Oh Graze," my conscience hugged me," where there is love, there is a way. Just don't stop fighting, metaphorically might I add, for her..... Stop the physical though, you know she hates that."

"Yeah yeah, I know."

"Good! Make sure this is your last fight and put everything into it okay? We are going to get her back," she finally reassured me and ended the hug," 'kay?"

Actually smiling for the first time knowing there was a chance, I nodded and thanked her.

"Wow, she's good," Grim and Kill said at the same time.

"Yeah, she is the conscience of emotion, we all know what we are doing bro," Joy said as we reached a corridor filled with lots and lots of doors.

"Yo Light! Where are we?" I shouted into space.

"This is the hall of rooms, my entire family used to live here, the second to last room on the left is mine, you should find Shadow there!" His voice bellowed leaving the place quiet once again compared to a few seconds ago.

"Damn, this place is quiet," Grim said.

"Too quiet," Joy replied.

"So quiet, you can hear a butterfly fart," Kill added randomly.

"I prefer not to hear my butterflies flatulate," Grim spoke the truth behind all of the minds unwilling to say it.

"Why must you guys kill my joy?" Grace then facehoofed, "Wait, don't answer that."

Chuckling to myself hearing my consciences go at it, we ventured through the halls seeing signs marked in blood.

'Kill Graze' We passed one.

'Skin his friends alive and force feed him' Passed another.

Would you kindly? Wow, Shadow must be really bored.

"You're handling this pretty well," Grim announced to the four of us.

"Yeah, we get a lot of threats and death sentences," Joy shrugged off," Honestly, these aren't half as bad."

"Hahahaha, oh yeah! Remember that one from Fleur?" Kill laughed at a memory," Bitch be crazy."

"Oh yeah," Grace laughed and then mimicked Fleur's voice," Break up with me or I'll stick a straw in your eye and suck out your cornea!" She then laughed once again and wiped a tear from her eye, "Bitch was psychotic."

"Remember that other one? The gay threat? I was actually so scared that I prayed to Celestia!" I laughed once again. It was actually quite funny how we were laughing before this one way battle against Shadow." Graze! If you don't fuck me, I am sending my gay friend to come to rape you to death!"

Grim then laughed as well joining the conversation," Hahahaha, so it was to fuck or to be fucked?"

All of us then stayed quiet looking at Grim bemusedly, "Yeah, don't laugh at our jokes, you weren't there," Kill said like a douche and laughed again, "I'm kidding man! Hahahaha!"

"Well, it looks like we're finally here," I said standing in front of the door.

"The doooooooor!" Kill's voice echoed as he pointed to the door.

"The doooooooor!" Joy copied bowing before it as if praising his mentor.

"The door?" Grim asked a bit confused," Why don't we just enter?"

"Because, the door is everything!" Kill answered.

"Because the door is all that once was and all that will be!" Joy announced.

Laughing, Grace played along," The door controls time and space! Love and death! The door can see into your mind! The door can see into your soul!"

"Really, the door can do all that?" Grim said amazed and dumbfounded by the abilities of a door.

"They are just bullshitting you Grim," Light randomly announced with a chuckle," But it does control Death."

"Alright guys, we had our fun," I said," How do we plan to get this done?"

"It's quite simple actually," Joy laughed, "We kill the Mare-Do-Well." And then he got smacked on the back of his head by Grace.

"I have an idea!" Kill shouted standing on his hindlegs," LLEEERR--OOF!"

"NO!"I tackled Kill, "No screaming, no battle cries and no shrieking! Understand?"

"Mmhm!"

"Good, we are going to do this my way!" I said relieving him of my hoof.

"Which is?"

-------Thirty minutes of planning later--

*BAM* We kicked open the door and straight off its hinges with a powerful buck," Catch phrase.....Wow, what the fuck?" Kill said looking at the room which was completely black except for the ponies inside it, "Where are we?"

"We are in my mind, of course," Shadow said appearing before us a few metres away," Care to join me?"

"We're not falling for any of your tricks Shadow," I said, "We're ending this today."

"Oh Graze, you've said that so many times, you even thought you did so many months back, remember?" He then stifled a laugh as the entire area before us brightened with a flashback, "C'mon Graze, don't tell me you've forgotten this, haven't you?" I closed my eyes not wanting to relive that again, "Open your eyes and answer me Graze! Do you remember?!"

I wanted to forget this for what had been showing was our re-encounter in the desert, me and him alone without any interference. But that wasn't what he was focusing on, it was much worse to watch as he completely skipped our fight and moved to where I lost control.

"Tsk Tsk, just look at yourself Graze. You even threatened to harm your friends, and this is the pony who is going to save the school?" Shadow taunted me.

"Shut up," I was falling for it.

"Oh, and look here, your little marefriend just stood and watched."

"Shut up!"

"How pathetic, you call that love? I could imagine why she would just stand there and--"

"SHUT UP!" I finally fell for it and rushed him head on immediately backed up with my consciences beside me ready to fight.

Shadow smiled, "Perfect," and opened out his hooves gratefully to accept the future blows. I literally ducked under his hoof and punched his chest with all my rage sending him flying like a ragdoll bouncing upon the floor reaching Grace who roundhouse bucked him to Kill.

In that split of a second, Kill front flipped a kick continuing the combo upon the floor as Joy grabbed him midair and dropkicked him directly to Grim who openly accepted Shadow stabbing him with his dragon's claw.

"That was a bit too easy," I stated honestly.

"Ha....Haha....Haahahahahahaha!" Shadow built up a maniacal laugh.

"What's so funny?!" Kill shouted in demand.

"I wanted this! Hahahaha! I've seen everything you've done through Light's eyes and now. Now, I'm going to kill everyone," he warned seriously as his body slowly vanished into thin air.

The floor shook violently as Shadow finally disappeared. "EVERYONE! YOU NEED TO GET OUT NOW!" Light informed us, "IF THIS PLACE GOES DOWN! AND YOU'RE STUCK HERE; YOU WON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT SHADOW!"

Oh fuck, hearing that was never something good. Not being told twice, we all galloped to the door exiting the room. Now all we had to do was escape the fucking house that was going to kill us.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!" Grim shouted as we galloped through the halls.

"IS THIS REALLY TIME FOR QUESTIONS?!" We all shouted in unison.

"OH BUCK! SLIDE!" I commanded as a piece of ceiling crumbled down leaving a slight gap perfectly to fit under. Kill, Joy and Grace, made it by their necks as Grim easily teleported to the next side.

"FINE!" Joy shouted, "WHEN A PONY'S CONSCIENCE GOES DOWN, SO DOES THE MACHINATIONS OF HIS MIND! JUMP!" He quickly shouted as more pieces of concrete fell not too far from us.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING COMPLICATED WITH YOU CONSCIENCES!" Grim complained.

"SHUT THE BUCK UP MAN! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" I shouted going down a flight of stairs seeing the exit to the house.

And with all the bad luck ever, the floor before us crumbled apart leaving a fissure which might I add, did not go well with the furniture.

"Oh fuck man! What do we do?" Joy panicked. I looked at him and smiled trotting backwards, "No way Graze! That's suicide!"

"What the fuck you talking about?! We have wings!"

"Oh yeah," Joy smiled sheepishly and flew across with Kill and Grace, "Now it's your turn Grim!"

"HE DOESN'T HAVE WINGS!" Kill shouted to Joy and then to Grim,"FUCKING HOP SKIP AND JUMP MAN!"

"THAT SHIT NEVER WORKS!" Grim replied and then took two steps back since he no longer had a choice. Clasping his hooves together, he prayed to Celestia without the choice of flight, "If I die, I'm coming for you." And with his last prayer sent, he took a leap of faith.

"He's gonna make it! He's gonna make it!" Grace said watching his body midair and then drop like a Tom, "Nope he's dead."

Instinctively, I leaned over the edge of the fissure grabbing his hoof with mine, "Gotcha buddy!" I quickly pulled him up mustering what strength I could have and exited Shadow's crumbling mind.

With a blinding flash of light, we were back in our bodies once again. Grim and I quickly got upon our legs and galloped over to our friends in shock to what they had been seeing. Through Light's mouth leaked or more preferably exerted a black gas which had slowly taken form of a familiar pony, Shadow. Something was different though, his eye was a shining blood lust red as well as his coat emitted an unnatural black gas, blowing in the wind like a reaper’s cloth, tattered and damaged.

Acting quickly on her hooves from a safe distance, Vinetion controlled her trademarked vines to wrap quickly around Light bringing him towards safety before Shadow had taken full form.

"Hello Graze and company," Shadow greeted under his calm breath taking a step forward. His voice had spoken representing the messenger of Death himself sending chills down my spine.

"RUN LEGIT! CALL THE TEACHERS!" I quickly shouted in fear starting step two of our plan.

When I had told Legit that he was the most important part of our plan, I was not lying. It was well understood that we needed all the help we could have gotten and I planned to use all of it….No matter the risk.

Pray Celestia we hold Shadow off until they arrive.

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The Perfect Offense and Defense is Balance!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

Here you go

Shadow, literally something that follows us forever when a light is shone. Something that wanted to destroy such light, to overcome. Something. No, somepony we were going to protect no matter what the cost. There were no need for introductions, either because we knew one another too well or that either side won't need to know the other once this was over with.

With Legit gone, everypony on the field had stood still as if time itself had done so. Unicorns with their horns enchanted, Pegasi with their wings opened and earth holding a steady battle stance, we patiently awaited for the first to make their move. Not a breath, not a move, not a word.

"So, are you guys just going to stand there and wait? I have an enter school to burn and I am a very impatient colt," said Shadow boiling my blood. I was the one to take the first step forward only to be halted be a black hoof.

"No Graze, you are on defense with those three," Dark said motioning to Grim, Vinetion and Aroma,"Let us handle this." He was right, our team had lost that fight.

"WATCH OUT!" Shot shouted taking immediate action as Shadow raised his wings, giving them a mighty flap. Stomping his hooves, Crackshot created a stone wall which defended us from most of the pressurized air slash. Nopony being hurt, those lashes could have been fatal on contact as looking back to the stadium walls behind us, there were dents in exact shape of the slashed wind.

"Such a nuisance, you're going to die anyway!" Shadow exclaimed still on his side of the field.

"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Breeze shouted grabbing CrackShot like a mini-gun. On both hindlegs he used as support while using his fore to maintain a proper upright position, he asked, "You ready for this buddy?"

"I'm not really sure, seems kinda gay," he then received a glare from Breeze," but, for the school!" Shot shouted with an instant change in mind.

[He is the one doing the pussywhipping my dear friend]

"I am heavy weapons pony and this is CrackShot," Breeze began whirring Shot's tail as it slowly became aglow, "he weighs 160 pounds and fires a rate of 5000 spells per minute. I dare you to survive this."

"Well come at me mother fucker," Shadow came back in an instant, "Give me your best sh-"

*Click-Click* Wait, click? Did I hear that right? *GAT GAT GAT GAT* He began firing his friend, scattering magical blasts all over the arena but mainly towards Shadow.

[I know this isn't the time or place, but shouldn't this be called, friendly fire?] *SMACK* Grace back slapped him [Yeah yeah, love you too, you filthy whore]

"RAGGGHHHH!" Breeze shouted continuously for approximately thirty seconds through the firing, pitching dust and dirt everywhere. Coming to a stop, our vision of Shadow was completely blinded as we awaited for the dust to settle. "I know what you guys are thinking, did Crack fire 2200 spells? Or was it 2500?"

"I counted 2396, and lookey here, not a scratch on me," Shadow's voice sounded through the dust. Once parting, it was true! His body had seemed unharmed by anything! "C'mon, give it another go," he tapped his head," first one is on the house."

Gritting his teeth, Breeze looked at me not knowing how that was possible! He survived over two thousand spells!

[Time to snipe]

"Shot, do you mind?" I asked kindly for his assistance, "I'm only going to need one shot."

Nodding with a complaint, he walked towards me as I picked him up like a rifle. "I really don't like being manhandled."

"Too bad, we all have to make sacrifices." Grabbing his tail, I pulled down at his tail ninety degrees, back, forth and upwards once again reloading a different gun. Taking deep breaths, I tried to calm my nerves yet, I couldn't align a perfect shot.

Suddenly, I felt a hoof on my shoulder, "Wise of the mind. Strength of the body. Calm of the soul." It was Vinetion who had spoken and yet somehow, this had put me to ease. I looked at her and nodded showing that I was ready, allowing her to move back.

Taking a deep breath, I rehearsed those very same lines. 'Wise of the mind.'

< To overcome the challenges of life> I took a deep breath.

'Strength of the body.'

[To protect yourself and others from harm] I aimed for Shadow's head.

'Calm of the soul.'

~To ward off the poisons of anger and grief.~ I fired a single shot directly at his head awaiting the results.

*BOOM!* The ear deafening blast sounded off traveling through the air. Mere inches away from Shadow's head, it was immediately extinguished by an invisible force field.

"Hahahahaha! You thought that could have killed me?! ME?! YOU GUYS ARE A FUCKING WASTE OF MY TIME!" Shadow laughed at our attempts," No sort of magic can harm me! None!"

Well, at least we knew the reason why he was unharmed, but now all we had to do was get rid of that blasted shield!

"We'll see about that," Dark said confidently taking the spotlight.

"How long do you plan to keep these foalish games up?"

"No longer!" Dark exclaimed anchoring his hooves upon the floor, "Ready for the team combo, Ice?!"

"You don't mean the Maelstrom do you?!" Ice asked shockingly.

"I'm ready to end this once and for all man, are you?" Dark said looking at Ice as only a brother could have.

Ice watched back and nodded, "I'm ready."

Standing side by side, they both anchored their hooves to the floor charging for something I could have bet my life on as powerful.

The skies darkened above the duo as Dark gritted his teeth with beads of sweat dripping from his face. An electric pulse zapped through the clouds as Dark focused more. "Aghhhh!" He shouted with elevation of volume," AAGGHHHH!" The skies itself couldn't hold the electricity much longer as the buildup was reacting violently striking randomly at the floor. "AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!" He screamed louder and continuously now as one massive bolt of continuously drawn lightning burnt the field making it's slow progression to Shadow.

It was Ice's turn now.

The field itself dropped in temperature as the air around us entered hypothermic degrees. Breathing and watching our own breaths, Aroma and I supplied the remaining members of our team with a drawn flame from our unicorn and pegasi magic. Stomping his hooves, Ice summoned a well rounded figure of one hundred ice spikes towards Shadow at high speeds, catching up towards the lightning which continuously scarred the field.

"C'mon Ice and Dark! WOOOO!" Aroma shouted supporting them as their attacks continuously barraged the shield of magic. I couldn't believe what I was seeing though, my friends were using up most of their strength. I mean if you saw them, they were dripping tons of sweat and even a few droplets of blood! They just won't have given up so easily! The lightning just kept on striking defying the whole 'it doesn't strike in the same place' line while the ice spikes forced itself to puncture the shield.

*Crickle- Crack* Wait, was that correct? The shield was actually giving in! "C'mon guys! Just a bit further!" I supported them.

Looking a bit displeased at how his shield was cracked, Shadow's horn glowed a dark red, taking control of the ice and redirecting it towards us.

Spikes clashing against one another, Ice pushed himself to his limit trying to match the strength of Shadow's as his was simply overpowered. Aiming towards Ice, to weak to move, the shards quickly made it's way with the intent to kill. Opening his wings, Dark lost focus of his lightning taking an immediate dive towards Ice, pushing him out of the way only to get cut across his wing. Losing momentum and balance, Dark with Ice in his hooves fell to the floor with a roll becoming an easy target.

A wicked smile grew on Shadow's face as he positioned the remaining Ice spikes aiming at the duo. "Two down, a school to go."

"--thus ending my hour long lecture of the budget!" Principal Shadow Mark finished his speech. Looking at his staff, he was extremely disappointed at their behavior. "WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

"HUH WHA?!" Every teacher in the room immediately woke up confused from the shout.

"What time is it?" Anarchy yawned.

"Time for lunch?" Chaser smiled.

"Time for me to go home?" Cross hoped.

"Time for me to get high?" Omnius hoped as well but soon received stares from the other teachers, "What? It's 4/20."

"Time for me to get the fuck out of here," Charge began his trot out.

Mark smiled evilly and spoke,"By the way Anarchy, congrats once again on the baby, did you two decide any names for it yet?" And then Charge began his trot back to the group.

"Well, I have been thinking of names recently, but one I truly like most for her would be Butterfly Effect, or Effect for short if it's a boy," Anarchy answered.

"Or Butter if it's a girl," Omnius laughed with Chaser giving each other bro-hoofs.

"Hey Cloud, do you know what it's like to be turned into a lobster?" Anarchy rose an eyebrow.

"Well, I guess Butter would be all over me then," he laughed extremely loud holding his gut with Omnius. Bemused as ever from their foalish humor, Anarchy snapped her fingers pouring hot coffee on top them both. "AGH! HOT HOT HOT! AGGHHHH!!" Both screamed in pain wiping their eyes from the coffee.

*SLAM* Legit burst through the doors of the teacher's lounge trying to catch his breath, "SHADOW.....BACK....STADIUM... FULL!"

"What is he saying?" Cross asked the group who only shrugged," C'mon Legit, deep breaths," he placed a hoof on the student which was immediately slapped away.

"SHADOW IS BACK FIGHTING IN THE STADIUM!" Legit then took a deep breath again to finish his sentence, "HE IS AT FULL POWER!"

"WHAT?!" They all shouted in unison.

"Graze and the rest of us are fighting him! They can't hold on much longer!"

"What are we going to do sir?" Cross asked.

"What do you think Red?" Charge looked at him, "We are going to fight."

"Finally! I get a rematch with that bitch!" Chaser pumped his hoof.

"Knife-wrench here! I'm ready to kill!" Omnius patted his wrench upon his hooves.

Taking immediate action as principal, Shadow Mark commanded the group, "Anarchy! Teleport all the students out of the school!"

"Yes sir!" She replied. About to snap her fingers, Charge pulled her aside and into a kiss. Looking her in the eyes, he told her.

"Take care of Effect, I promise I will be back okay?"

"What about the students?"

"Yeah, them too," Charge pulled her into an embrace before finally teleporting, leaving the father of her child behind to fight.

Confused as ever, every mare and colt alike which had enrolled in the school, appeared randomly before the structure itself. A few mumbles and mutters of curiosity were heard but only a few stood out.

"Hey, what's the big idea?!" Vinyl demanded to know.

"Yeah, we were just in a very important music session!" Octavia said beside her.

"Calm down ponies, I assure you nothing is wrong, but the other teachers of this school are handling the problem as we speak," Anarchy tried her best to keep chaos down to a minimum....Oh the irony.

"HOLY BUCK WHAT IS THAT?!" A random voice shouted from the crowd. Pointing to the stadium where a gigantic draconian like skeletal structure emerged, everypony awed and some even feared for what had been going on.

A few seconds later, a single stallion only the size of a dot from the distance ascended to the heights above and quickly dove breaking the sound barrier releasing a wave of tribal black flames, clearing the skies of any cloud.

The wings of that single pony grew twice as large taking shape of those of a phoenix as the tainted barrier of sound was shattered.

"Hey Ditzy! You seeing all this?" Lyra questioned the mare beside her, "Ditzy?" Or that was once beside her.

"Oh buck! Ditzy's gone!" Lyra panicked shaking BonBon, "Wait! Where's the dragon?! Oh buck! Graze is going to kill me!"

-Five Minutes Before NecroFlare-

"DON'T WORRY GUYS! I GOTCHA!" Grim shouted through his pants. The two ponies watched in awe as a gigantic dragon's claw made of bone defended them from the onslaught of ice. Looking up, they met face to face with the bony dragon. "Meet my ultimate defense, Stallord!"

"You guys had your fun! Now it's our turn!" Aroma exchanged places with Dark and Ice as Vine and I exchanged with Breeze and Shot.

"Graze, he is busy fixing the shield, now it's our time to attack!" Vine exclaimed taking notice of our enemy.

"Magic won't work!" I fought back against her," Ice and Dark are completely exhausted from that! If we lose anymore, we won't win!"

"We don't have to use magic! All we need to do is use one strong physical attack," Vinetion explained, "If you haven't noticed Graze, he hasn't moved yet!"

"Okay, lets say we do break it, and then what?!" I shouted again with no trust in her plan," we would be all out of energy and I can't just leave us here to die! Tell me Vine! What next?!"

"Next, we have faith in our teachers," Vinetion then looked at Light, "We are doing this for the school and him."

[Just one attack to leave him open for the teachers and they can take the rest from there!]

{Easier said than done guys!}

Looking back at Light unconscious, his breaths were at a normal pace showing signs of life, but yet, at what cost? He was still alive but what if we had lost, was this all a waste?

~No Graze, it's only a waste if we didn't try~ Grace was right, if we didn't try there was no way of knowing. Can't say that we didn't try right?

With determination and faith in my friends, I looked at them, some who had given their best shot, some who had given out all they've got and now, there were us, those who were going to try our best.

"One final attack huh?" Grim looked at Vine, "You ready for this?"

"More than you'll ever be," she snickered with a single stomp of her hoof. Beads of sweat rolled down her face trying to maintain the roots and ropes of vine, slowly intertwining with one another and around the bones of the dragon's skeletal structure giving it a lifelike look.

Anatomy of a dragon, muscular system of one and yet, something was missing.

"Ready brother?" Aroma broke my concentration. Oh yes! That's what was missing, fire! "Do you remember how our old saying goes?"

[ No shame, no pride?]

"Ahahaha, no Kill!" Aroma laughed. Honestly, how could she be so joyous at a time like this? Clearing her throat she then spoke up and awaited for me to finish, "Give me fuel." Wait, I know this!

"Give me fire." I continued, lending out my wing with a small black ember at the end.

"Give me that which I desire," she took the flame with her magic and lit the beast aflame.

This was it, our last chance. Our perfect defense and offense. If this plan doesn't work, then....

No, it will work.

[CHAPTER 100 TOMORROW! YIPPE KAY YAY MOTHER FUCKER! TIME FLIES SO FAST!]

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Three Of Me Versus Three of Them

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

A/N Sorry, tomorrow is the 100th chapter. By the way, this is pre-read.

'The best offense is a good defense' that's what some ponies believed. They lied to you. The best offense and defense coincide with one another.

"How are you guys holding up?!" I shouted to the three ponies behind Stallord controlling its mass, muscle and magic.

"Graze! If we are going to destroy his shield, you are going to have to hold Shadow off!" Grim shouted trying his best to maintain the live dragon.

"What?! Why!"

"Because, Solarbeam needs time to charge! Bigger the blast, longer the time and we have one shot!" Vinetion explained, "and it looks like Mr. Shadow across there ain't gonna waste anytime," she pointed to the alicorn whose shield had been fully replenished.

Shadow had not moved from that spot ever since the battle had begun, he was playing it safe while we wasted our energy. His defense was almost perfect......Almost. Even from his point of defense, he still had the urge to assault. Using his magic, he casted his own shadow onto the field splitting into three. From them rose lookalike Shadow's but this time, fully black. Being fakes, meaning they must have been weaker. Hopefully.

Taking the gentlecolt's way of beginning a fight, they awaited for me to approach them in the middle. Those things looking like ponies? Yeah, they sensed it. This was probably going to be my last goodbye's to my friends so it was best I made it count.

Looking back at my friends, I kept my eyes on Aroma as even in hers there were fear for something. She was my sister, and I couldn't leave without insurance of a farewell. While focusing her magic, I embraced her and looked her in the eyes, "Don't worry about me sis. I am going to come back okay?" Through every sentence spoken, there will always be a hint of doubt or lie.

A tear flowing down her cheek, I wiped it with my hoof and said, "C'mon be strong now, the entire school needs us."

"I just don't want you to go Graze. Melody is already gone and I can't--"

"Aroma," I cut through her sentence midway, "I'm your B.B.B.F.F." She twisted her head to the side showing slight confusion to which I chuckled and replied, "It means Best Big Brother Friend Forever."

Wiping her tears now, she had a sense of hope in her eyes but just needed that extra push, "Forever?" I nodded with my eyes closed embracing her once more.

"C'MON WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!" Shadow boomed from his side of the field impatiently.

Fighting music

My eyes opened in an instant hearing Shadow's voice. Releasing the hug, I walked passed my friends wishing me luck as I approached the battlefield against the three copies. Standing before them eager to rush, I held out a hoof showing I was not ready.

"What does Graze thinks he is doing?!" Grim asked the group who shrugged in return.

"I don't know but he needs to hold them off for at least five minutes."

Unbuttoning my vest, I removed it from my possession and threw it into the blowing winds where it playfully danced. Eyes from my group watched the vest while mine was focused onto the three copies before thinking endlessly for a strategy.

[Don't worry Graze, we've got your back]

{Thanks Kill}

~You do know it is three versus one right?~

{Mhmm}

My vest finally coming towards the earth, it brushed slightly against the blades of grass commencing the fight. The middle one quick to react, casted a spell of black goo blinding my sight. It did not pain but it had placed me in a major disadvantage.

The one on my right grabbed me into a headbutt adding to my loss of balance as he spun to his hindlegs bucking me into mid air. I don't really know what happened next, but I felt my right hindleg being grabbed as a knee was driven into my back taking out anything I had left in me.

Throwing my lifeless body on the floor, laughter had come from the three clones finding amusement in beating up a blinded pony.

"Graze!" Aroma shouted preparing to rush the battlefield.

"NO AROMA!" I held out a hoof lying on the floor, "I CAN HANDLE THIS!" Using what strength I could muster, I placed my forelegs on the ground giving me a sturdy balance. It was hard as fuck but I then used my hind to bring my body into a woozy upright position putting strain upon my back.

Back upon my hooves, it signaled I was ready for round two of my beatings. "C'mon Graze, you don't stand a chance against three of me," Shadow laughed.

~Oh no he didn't~

[I think he just did]

Cracking her neck, Grace prepared for the oncoming battle taking control of my body.

~Kill, Joy! Tell me if anything comes!~ Grace commanded.

<[Yes m'am!]>

~Shit's about to get serious~

"C'mon Shadow, give me your best shot," Grace taunted the three clones.

Not taking it lightly, one of them quickly galloped towards me with a hoof ready to punch. Eyes closed and with great reaction timing, I ducked the hoof, grabbed it and kneed the clone three times in it's stomach. Controlling me, Grace pivoted on my hooves to the back of that single alicorn, grabbed him by his waist and suplexed his entire body as his neck snapped being the point of impact. Cracks and snapping being heard, Grace took a few steps back to observe the alicorn of how he would recover.

With deep breaths, he placed one hoof on the floor while angling his head to glance at his opponent. His head upright, the last thing he felt were two hindlegs making direct contact with his face. "Stay down." I watched his lifeless body turn into a puff of smoke.

[ONE DOWN! TWO TO GO!]

"THREE MORE MINUTES GRAZE!" Vinetion warned me about the time.

Smiling at my small victory, I realized that I was still blinded and that Grace had done most of the work.

~Don't do a mare's job~ She laughed giving me back control of my body as she swiped her hooves against one another.

Kill and Joy laughing with her, my ears immediately perked up hearing the sound of dual gallops from both my left and right.

Taking control of my body, Joy managed to duck both hooves in just a split second as they crossed paths meeting one another.

< Kill, Grace, you know what to do!>

~Yup!~

[Time for some wing chun bro?] Kill smiled at Joy bumping his hoof.

< You know it>

Taking the stallion on the left, my wing pulled the stallion's hoof and his face directly into a knee uppercut making his body recoil back. Quick on my hooves, Joy wrapped a foreleg around the neck of that alicorn, punched his face once again and flipped his body to the floor.

[JOY! BEHIND YOU!] Kill switched places with Joy taking a hoof to the face, because of poor reaction. Kill rolled back and easily recovered a few metres away from the clone as he wiped off the blood stains from my icy coat.

"Fucking come at me mother fucker," Kill cracked my neck showing that he was ready. Both steadily accelerating with their gallop, the alicorn pointed his horn aiming directly for the heart. Making a fool with the game of chance, Kill took a slash to my body across my sides as he jumped and knee'd the alicorn directly on the forehead sending him into the air. Not giving up, Kill abused this opportunity grabbing the clone's body and slammed his hooves against Shadow's chest and to the ground.

Landing upon the ground, Kill winced in pain as he placed a hoof against the gash across my sides and brought it for closer inspection. Being blinded, the only way to make sure what it was, he licked the liquid and tasted the saltiness of blood. "Yup, you're dead." He picked up the alicorn and snapped its neck with bare-hooves making some of the viewers cringe at this sight. Poofing into thin air, Kill looked back at the shocked audience.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MAN?!" Dark shouted.

"IT'S A FUCKING CLONE! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO A REAL PONY!" Kill argued back. With a sigh, I took back control of my body and asked," How much time left?"

"One minute! Think you can handle the last one?" Vinetion shouted.

"Give me ten seconds flat." Feeling the semi-solid substance on my face harden, I chipped away at it gaining back my vision as I watched upon one last clone on the floor. Enduring what pain I felt through my sides, I picked up the clone and ascended with his body wrapped in my hooves.

Play for maximum effect.

With each synchronized flap of my wings, it strained against the wounds near to it. The transcendent rays of the sun welcomed me as I rose higher and higher. At maximum altitude, I watched below at my friends, the giant beast and the lone alicorn. Taking aim at Shadow's barrier, I descended gaining momentum and speed with every passing second. My body was straining itself from an injured back and a deep gash but this had to be done.

The cone formed around around the two of us as I descended from the heavens above. Tainted by my black flames, the cone easily bent to my will as I broke the sound barrier sending a widening NecroFlare Boom scorching the skies ridding of every cloud within the vicinity. Hitting mac-4 speeds, my wings needed to keep up with the speed or everything done so far would have been a complete waist.

Sides burning from over exhaustion and stress, lactic acid had built up sending pain throughout my body due to the lack of oxygen. My target coming closer, and closer, I finally slammed the clones body with a forward hoof onto the force field cracking its walls with the clone's body.

Vanishing into thin air, I was met face to face with the real Shadow, his eyes bloodlust as they stared deep into my soul.

"THE BEAM'S READY GRAZE!" Vinetion warned me, "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Stallord's mouth opened as his planted his arm's firm on the ground to prevent recoil.

"Yes Graze, the beam is ready," Shadow whispered to me through the cracked shield, "Don't want to get caught in the blast, do you?" Looking back Stallord, I watched as the beast's mouth opened wide with the beam aglow ready to fire. Why was I hesitating to move!? Why was Shadow smiling?! Something wasn't right about him! It was as if he wanted this to happen.......

"DON'T SHOOT! DON'T SHOOT!" I immediately called off the blast.

[<~ WHAT!~>] Kill, Joy and Grace yelled in my mind.

"WHAT?!" The three ponies in control of the Stallord exclaimed. I'm sure their heads were pretty much confused as to why the very last second would I call off the attack.

"DON'T FIRE THE BEAM!" Grim and Vinetion pulled up the beasts neck in an instant as the beam fired missing Shadow and myself by mere inches destroying half of the school's field in the process. Craning its neck upwards, the remainder of the beam was aimed to the heaven's above and possibly further.

Looking back at Shadow now, his dread smiled greeted me as he finally lowered his shield dropping me to the floor. He snickered, "How foalish of you not to notice Graze, this sort of thing usually costs lives. This is what I wanted."

"Wh-what?!" I stuttered in confusion.

"Did you not hear me before? I planned this out all too well, and now, it's payback," he said picking me up by my wings, "Remember this?" He said said focusing his magic on my right wing.

Tendon after tendon, muscle after muscle, he pulled at the arc of my right wing ripping every vein and obstackle which blocked his path to the other end. Searing pain shot through my body as I screamed with my eyes rolling to the back of my head. Dropping me to the floor, blood seeped through my clothes as I laid there with my right wing barely attached to anything but a few strands of muscle and vein.

"Shhh Graze, don't blackout on me yet, you still have one wing left," he laughed at me stepping on my chest, "knowing you, I am going to let you die as you watch your friends being murdered." Kicking my body, he laughed," Enjoy the scenery Graze! Hahahaha!"

Whinnying my last breaths, I smirked and mouthed my last words," Fuck you, Shadow." He turned around hearing his name, watched me with my smile. He picked up my near lifeless body pulling it towards him and

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Another encounter

About to puncture my throat with his horn, Shadow was immediately scorched by a flame across his chest dropping me on my wounded side.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Ditzy shouted with Valkyria beside her with a bat in her wing.

"Oh, how weak is this? Graze is going to be saved by his marefriend? How weak can you get?" Shadow stomped on my detached winsg and twisted it with his hoof ripping more veins apart. Releasing tension on my wing, he watched the mare and dragon and slowly progressed towards them. "Remember when I told you I was going to kill you first?" He said watching me, "I lied."

There was a snow ball's chance in hell that I was ever going to let that happen.

Here you go!

There was nothing left for me to feel, most of my blood was gone and my vision was going blurry but yet, I still needed to protect her. Crawling on my hooves, I gripped onto every piece of dirt I could have, every blade of grass as I used it to pull my body closer and closer to Shadow. All that I had left behind was a trail of blood through my crawling in my last breaths.

Before he even touched Ditzy, I held onto his hind leg with all hope and life trying to prevent any further movement. "Fucking pathetic." Shadow watched me once more but this time, completely ripped off my right wing with his magic. I wanted to scream but, I had no more will nor energy to. Even if I wanted to, my mouth was dripping with blood.

"I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE!" *POW* Breaking itself in the process, Ditzy took a full swing of the wooden bat upon Shadow's face sending it to the limitations of his neck.

"Why you little bitch," he cursed bringing his attention to the mare in front of him. "I'm gonna enjoy killing you." He rose a hoof about to punch. "WHA- WHAT'S GOING ON?!" He shouted as his hoof was restrained. Looking down, he saw many vines as they wrapped themselves around him preventing him from any movement.

"GET OUT OF THERE DITZY!" Vinetion shouted from afar, "I CAN ONLY HOLD HIM FOR SO LONG!"

Quickly making her way towards me, Ditzy used her mouth holding onto my black shirt as she dragged me. "I'VE GOT YOU GRAZE! HOLD ON!"

Fading in and out, black and white, the voices heard were so muffled as not a single word was understood. But, I knew it was her."You...You came? I thought..."

"Save it Graze! We need to get you some help fast!" She said rather strongly, but then, I felt something liquid other than blood, I felt something wet fell upon my face. A tear. "Just please! Please stay alive! PLEASE!"

"I....I'm sorry...." I said with my eyes half closed.

"No! Graze stay up! We're halfway there! Don't go yet!" She shouted as she dragged my near lifeless body.

Through my vision, I saw Shadow massacre through the vines as he ripped through them with only more appearing to restrain. Being pissed as he was, he didn't want any survivors. He rampaged through the vines and galloped heading towards us.

"Oh buck, he's going to make it!" Aroma said with her hooves covering her mouth.

An evil smile upon his face, he was now on the offensive making his way towards the slowly moving couple. No pony else could have helped, they were either too exhausted or controlling Stallord which was earthed to one spot.

"Leave me here....Thi...this is all my fault...Run now..."

"I'M NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND GRAZE! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!" Ditzy continued dragging my body but with a bit more haste.

"I....I don't have much blood left...I'm going to die anyways..."

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" She shouted looking back at Shadow and me. "WE'RE GOING TO LIVE A LONG LIFE TOGETHER GRAZE! I PROMISE!" It was too late for promises though, five seconds left and everypony's death would have been on my hooves. Slowly counting down in my head, I gratefully awaited for Shadow to put me out of my misery. At this point at time, I had given up, I was going to lose it all anyways.

Five. Four. Three. Two. One.

*POW* Wait. What?

"NICE ONE CHASER!" Omnius shouted galloping onto the field with the other teachers.

"That was payback for my snout bitch!" Chaser exclaimed looking at Shadow's body pitch halfway across the field as he cracked his neck.

"Grim and the rest of you, take Graze to the infirmary!" Cross instructed immediately watching the situation at hoof, "We will be there in five minutes! Do everything you can to keep him alive!"

Teleporting us all away, we were now in Cross' office as I laid upon a bed soaking the clean sheets with blood. "Just hold on buddy! We're gonna fix you up!" Grim said looking at the one winged pegasus.

Even in my last few minutes of death, I chuckled with a tear coming from my eye. "Heh, w-we did it? W-we held him off?"

"Yup, it's up to the teachers now." Everyone nodded with tears in their eyes as they watched me smile laying my head peacefully on the pillow as I slowly closed my eyes finally able to rest.

"Graze?" Ditzy looked at me with that smile.

"....."

"Gr-Graze?" She began to tear up from hearing no response.

"......"

"GRAZE WAKE UP! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP!" Ditzy began to shake my body for any sign of life and then laid her head upon my chest trying to hear any sign of a heartbeat desperate for a response.

"I can't sense Kill or Joy anymore," Charge said to himself.

Not knowing what that meant, Shadow Mark as well as rest of the other teachers looked at him confused as Shadow got up on his four hooves. "And what does that suppose to mean now?"

"It means I have the license to kill." Charge's shadow then moved by itself as a certain pony appeared from it.

"You ready Slender?"

*Ba-bump* A single sign of life. A single sign of hope.

"Good."

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Parting

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

"I heard a heart beat! I heard it!" Ditzy rejoiced with hope.

"What?! He's still alive?!" Everypony in the room shouted other statements being a bit different with the same context.

"This means we still have time to save him!" Grim shouted, "We can't let him die."

"But, Cross isn't here! How the buck are we supposed to save him?!" Legit exclaimed as the Grave pony had set up the heart monitor no longer using the cave pony's way to feel for a pulse.

Going through his teachings and his time with Cross, Grim closed his eyes as he focused remembering nearly everything. "Alright, listen up guys, I am going to need everyone's help here! Ice!"

"Yes sir!"

"Lower the room's temperature! We can slow down Graze's body movement, he can't afford to lose anymore blood," Grim explained and then looked to Dark and Legit, "You two! Apply pressure to both the wounds!" Without a second to think, the two ponies placed their hooves near the gash across my side as well as close as possible to where the wing used to be. Wincing and whinnying in pain, Dark looked at me trying his best to look strong through this moment as he continued his job.

"Not now Graze, just rest." He comforted me.

"Wait! What about his wing?! There is no way in Tartarus he can fly again," Legit said trying his best not to look at the ripped veins and blood.

"I can deal with that," Vinetion said rather emotionless, "But, I don't think we can find a replacement that fast."

"But we need to! We can't stop the blood!" Ditzy shouted in desperation.

"Look! If we go back there in our conditions now, we would have more lives on our hooves! He won't make it either way!" *Thud* "What is that?" Vinetion pointed to another dismembered wing on the bed.

"Changeling wing,"Grim replied,"let's just say, someone won't be needing it for a long time. It's the perfect substitute to change to the owner's will."

"How is that perfect!?!" Vinetion argued, "It's dead and Celestia knows how long that's been out there! How in buck is that perfect!?"

"Magic is energy my dear Vinetion," Grim said even in this time a bit smugly placing the wing of another near my arc. "Energy cannot be destroyed or created, it can only be converted or conserved," he went into a bit further detail as he rummaged through a cupboard pulling out a bottle of disinfectant. "Ditzy and Aroma, hold Graze down, this is going to sting a bit." Using his magic, he dabbed a cloth with the disinfectant and placed it upon my wounds applying more and more pressure.

*Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep *

"AGGGHHHHH!" I shouted in pain as my body tried to flail being held back by the two mares. The monitor continuously beeped at a faster rate as my heart did too feeling the stinging and painful sensation pumping more blood from my wounds and onto the sheets of the bed.

"GRIM HURRY! HE'S LOSING MORE BLOOD!" Aroma shouted in panic.

*Beep.......Beep......Beep*

"Hang on Graze! Please! Please!" Ditzy teared up grabbing onto my hoof with both of hers tightly as if he she was trying to hold onto my life as well.

"I KNOW! I KNOW!" Grim panicked hearing the rate of beeps decrease through frequency a bit slower than usual. Quickly looking towards Vine he placed a lot of pressure onto her, "Whatever you're gonna do, do it now!"

Time was cutting short for me and this was placing a lot of pressure onto everyone else, mostly everyone. Vinetion was the one who remained calm and focused as she brought forth a vine with two ends cut placing it between the Changeling wing and arc. "What exactly are you doing?" Grim asked out of curiosity the question on everyone's mind.

Concentrating on that single vine, vessels from the plant like structure itself connected both arc and wing like a bridge with the other veins. "Phloem and Xylem," Vine said with her eyes closed gritting her teeth, "It's what plants use to transfer supplies throughout their system. Hopefully it will work." Finally connected and smiling at her efforts, Vinetion released a breath she didn't realize she was holding. Moving out of the way, she cleared a path for Grim who was quick to stitch them together.

Breeze and Legit cringed from the sight of metal stitching puncture the skin as it neatly made it's way in and out with the careful assistance of magic.

*Beep..............Beep............Beep.............Beep* The heart monitor's frequency slowed down even more.

For the mood.

"C'mon! C'mon! Why isn't it working!" Grim fretted over the machine near my bedside shaking it and praying for better results. Suddenly, he felt a touch on his hoof. It was mine.

"You.....You did your best...." I said through my final breaths. "Thank you Grim bu-"

"Graze, please rest," Grim interjected as he begged with Ditzy and the rest.

"It's....It's useless... I don't have much time anyways...." I accepted my fate.

"Don't say that!" Ditzy cried, "We could ask Charge! He could have something! What about Cross! He can help!" She exclaimed looking for a solution. To that, I simply shook my head.

"It's too late.....If you go now... I won't be here..."

"You can't leave Graze! You promised me! BBBFF remember?!" Aroma shouted with her eyes closed as tears streamed down her cheeks hating that I had to break such promise. "You said forever!"

A tear rolled down my eye as I saw her fight against me. "I'm sorry sis... But no matter what...." Wiping her tears and taking a deep breath for this line, "No matter where I am.....I will always...Always be your Big Brother Best Friend Forever.... Don't ever forget that." Her eyes opened once again seeing a weak smile upon my face. "So, who's gonna protect you from those mean colts now?" I joked.

It pained her and everyone else to see me still smile even in the face of death. It was like a tease knowing that I enjoyed my last few seconds with them, because, I was. I wouldn't rather spend my final moments any other way.

Aroma bawled her heart out as she laid on my chest with tears soaking upon my bloodied coat. I laid a hoof on her head and reassured, "It's okay Aroma, everything is going to be fine... I'm going to meet mom right? It's not all bad."

Understanding I was trying to lighten the mood, she nodded her head looking at me as she wiped a few tears, "Tell her I said hi." She accepted my optimism with a weak voice.

"Take care of Valkyria for me." Getting up from my chest, I then looked towards the rest of the gang who watched me back.

[Make this fast Graze, we still have one more]

{I know}

"It was a pleasure serving with you all of you... I can't thank you guys enough...Thank you for everything. For standing beside me. For a wonderful life. For laughter. For friendship. Thank you Breeze. Shot. Dark. Ice. Light. Vinetion. Legit. Grim." I called out their names in order watching each as I said it. "I am forever grateful." I smiled to them saying my short speech. Some were crying, some were understanding and others were quiet. All were sad.

"You seem rather fine with this," Grim whispered to Vinetion who was quite stoic at the moment.

"I'm not," she instantly replied, "You think I like to see my friends go?"

Looking towards Ditzy by my side now, I grabbed her hoof. "Bright Eyes?"

"Y-yes Graze?" She said choking on a few tears. I didn't respond with words but instead, I grabbed her with my remaining hoof pulling her into a hug. With near to no strength left, she willingly accepted it. I pulled her in closer so that my chest was touching hers, our hearts closer to one another ever than before. We remained there in silence in another's embrace in tears as I felt her heart beating strongly against mine which was ever slowing down. To me, no words needed to be said.

A minute soon had passed within the embrace and there was no more. Ditzy's heart was left alone as another's beat went missing. She was the first to be notified I was gone, but soon the heart monitor was going to warn the others. Crying and holding on a bit longer to my body, she finally laid it down to rest gently on the sheets. One final kiss upon the cheek, she then laid her eyes upon my lifeless body. "Rest in peace Muffin. I will always love you."

Looking at my friends from the background, I watched them in tears surrounding my body leaving the silence unbroken for the couple who had just shared their final moment. "I'm sorry." A futile attempt for ponies to hear my final words.

"Graze?" I heard a familiar voice from behind.

"Yes mom?" I said not looking back at her but still at my friends who were weeping.

"Can we talk?"

"We have all of eternity to do so... Just give me a few more seconds." I pleaded of her.

"What are you waiting on?" She asked curiously.

Closing my eyes, I did not respond. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-* The machine finally sounded off.

"That."

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Darkness Vs Darkness

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

{ I respond in these}

In his battle stance, Principal Shadow Mark glanced back at white and yellow striped alicorn behind him, "What do we do with him? Is he okay?"

"He appears to be unconscious, no vital signs or anything though," Cross gave a stats report.

None moving an inch, both sides of the field stared at one another with intent to kill as they patiently awaited for the first move. The area darkened as pits and pats of water drizzled from sky. Enemies and teachers alike all looked towards the sky wondering what could have caused the sudden change in atmosphere.

"Uhm, wasn't it like sunny and clear just now?" Omnius asked the entire group.

"Things don't just change like that man, and I don't see any pegasi up there, do you?" Chaser asked the janitor.

"Nope."

"Whatever it is, I don't like it," Cross replied. "What's happening Charge? You mentioned something about a Kill and Joy?"

"Yes," he answered seriously, "They are Graze's multiple consciences."

"Multiple consciences?" Chaser was appalled at this, "Dude seems pretty messed up."

"No Cloud, the dude is dead," Charge then sighed a breath of grief and sorrow.

"WHAT?!" They all shouted in unison.

"I am going to kick his ass!" Chaser exclaimed abruptly galloping onto the field, only to be held back by a certain principal. "Hey! Let go of me Mark! He took Graze's life and I'm taking his!"

"Yeah, you do that and get yourself killed, we can't just run in their willy nilly. It was only a miracle that does kids survived and now you want to test your luck?!" Shadow Mark asserted himself, "What we need is a plan."

"Listen!" Cross gathered the entire attention of the group, "I say we attack from all directions aiming for only his vital points. We're talking about breaking bones here!"

"I'm up for that!" Chaser agreed.

"Finally my sweet knife-wrench, today you taste blood," Omnius slid his hoof against the edge of his creation.

"Ha! A plan?!" Charge laughed at the word, "This is what I think of your plan!" He then looked towards the suited, faceless pony, "Slender, you know what to do."

Taking one step forward, the Slenderpony waited ten seconds, feeling the drops upon his back. The waiting game was his favorite. Using and mastering this technique to stalk his prey, he analyzed every detail of Shadow, the dark aura, the blood red eyes and yet, he couldn't put his hoof on something. "........"

"Yeah, I know, he is playing that same old defensive game. Waiting like a fucking pussy," Charge cursed. "You know what to do."

From afar, the folklore pony sent out a curious tentacle, making it's way to Shadow. Unable to move any further, a few metres away of Shadow, the black tentacle was stopped right in it's tracks coming in contact with the renewed Force Field.

"What is he doing?" Shadow Mark questioned Charge.

"Just wait."

An audible hiss came from the tentacle as it took the battle stance of a snake ready to attack but yet, it had retreated back to its owner.

"Nothing breaks through this shield, not even your pathetic student Graze could have, and guess what? He is dead," Shadow continued his boast. "Does the school's budget allow for the burial of their students? Well, it won't matter anyway becau--" The alicorn's sentence was stopped mid speech as the tentacle came back with a whiplash strong enough to break the barrier in one quick sweep. Stunned by the loss of focus of his spell, Shadow watched as shards of the glass like barrier fell upon the ground shattering into even smaller pieces. The tentacle made a quick U-turn hitting Shadow across his cheek, pitching him directly into the walls of the stadium, creating a crater on impact.

"Holy shit!" Chaser exclaimed, "Did you guys see that?!"

"No Chaser, I happened to blink exactly at that point in time," Omnius sarcastically said.

"Yeah buck you too man."

Rubbing his head from the pain of the crash, Shadow used his remaining hooves trying to come to a steady position. Looking forward now, Shadow gasped at the creature before him. Shadow retaliated by throwing out a powerful punch only to be held within the grasp of Slender's hoof, only pushing him a few inches back. Coming out of the grip and throwing another punch, Shadow failed miserably as the suited pony merely blocked and flickered it away, countering with a hook punch to the face. Not stopping there for the lest, Slender tripped Shadow with a tentacle as he fell point blank to an uppercutting knee and a double buck from his hindlegs sending the alicorn to the other side of the stadium, against a wall.

Only wanting a breather, Shadow laid his back against the wall keeping a careful eye out for his enemy. It was too late when he decided to even blink. By some mystical force, Slender didn't need to trot towards him, his hooves had dragged along the surface of the field making a close and life threatening appearance by Shadow.

The alicorn's eyes opened wide with a gasp as the Slenderpony pivoted on his front legs bucking him directly to the wall, creating another crater as concrete and smoke pitched and diffused into the air. Not allowing chance to breathe, Slender released another tentacle wrapping around his enemy's neck as it forcefully dragged his body making it squirm like a worm.

Brought face to face, Slender watched the alicorn into his eyes and whispered one word. "D..i...e"

"Did he just talk?" Chaser confusedly looked at Charge.

"Yup, it's over."

Hearing the audible beep, I turned my back on my friends not wanting to see their reaction. It was already too obvious that they were going to be filled with sorrow and grief and I didn't want to see them in such condition. I didn't need to be told twice. The area before me flashed a bright white soon becoming a permanent scenery shared among four other ponies, Kill, Joy, Grace and my mother.

Walking up to my mother with near to no emotion, I watched her in the eyes, "You wanted to talk?"

As if by instinct, she quickly grabbed me with her hooves pulling me into an embrace. "Why Graze! Why?!" She cried tears flowing onto my coat.

"Why what?"

"Don't why what me young man! Why'd you have to get yourself killed like that! Don't you think I could have waited sixty more years to see you?! I wanted to watch you grow up a stallion! Have a family and kids! And this is how you do it?! This is what you choose to do with it?!" She shouted at me.

"I gave my life so my friends could have done that! I gave my life so my sister could have done that! And you ask me why?!" I shouted back. "You think I love to die?! You think I wanted any of this to happen?!" She opened her mouth to answer, but I quickly shut her off, "NO! I DID IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! NO PONY DOES!"

"So why did my son have to be the one? Why does he have to get his wing ripped off?! Why did you have to die!" She shouted back matching my levels, "You don't think you could have dealt with it otherwise?!"

"No mom! Have you not been paying attention to what he did?! He killed and was willing to kill all of us including your daughter! My sister! Our flesh and blood!" I replied with tears hating to fight against my mom, "Would you have rather both your children here?!"

"Hey Graze, take it easy," Kill said placing a hoof on my shoulder only to be quickly slapped off.

"No dammit! I would give my other wing just to see my friends in real life for one more minute and tell them how much they mean to me! Like giving my life wasn't enough?!" I then faced my mother with my head to the floor as my tone calmed down, "I kept your promise to protect her, does that mean nothing anymore?!"

"........." She stayed silent remembering her promise she made me keep.

"Are my words just useless to anyone these days? Do they have no meaning?! Please tell me, because I just gave my bucking life for not only her, but for them!" I then sighed for a short moment, "I thought you would have been proud of me, rather than to start all of this. I should have thought different."

"Graze," she called my name through the silenced air, "One thing I shall forever be, is proud of you." My ears cocked up hearing that last sentence, yet, I still didn't want to show I was paying any attention, yeah, I was that foalish. She placed a comforting hoof around me, wiping my tears with another. "I'm proud of all the lovely friends you made, they are truly the ones you should keep. They stood by your side through everything in life, even in your last minutes and I'm pretty sure they are doing that now as we speak. You have a beautiful marefriend who even risked her life just for you."

"And I died."

With a sigh she then looked at me, "Graze, it's never how you die, ponies aren't going to remember you because of a ripped wing. It's how you live, what you've accomplished, the ponies lives you've affected. Even that Light pony! I'm sure if it wasn't for you, Shadow would have still been roaming around the school causing more destruction and because of that, that few months you helped hold him off, you managed to make newer friends and change lives. You've permanently purged the evil from him truly living up to your cutie mark, and for that, I am proud of you. "

"No mom, I failed. We failed. We still didn't get rid of Shadow, he is still out there fighting with the teachers," I informed her.

"Graze, I have to admit and I am sorry to say this, but all of you are pretty clueless."

"Thank you!" Grace randomly said and smiled sheepishly, "Sorry."

"What?" I looked her confusedly with Kill, Joy and Grace who was pretending.

"He is not your problem, and whether you like it or not, you can't get rid of him,'' she had now informed us. "He is not your problem, he is Light's. All you did up to now was help him to make the final blow, Shadow will keep on coming back until Light finishes him off. I'm sorry to say, but that's the way how life works."

"Pftch, my life is nothing but unexpected, and it continuously taunts me."

"Hahaha," Melody laughed, "you honestly don't know, do you?"

"Don't know what?" Joy asked her.

"Yeah Miss Killjoy, what are you holding back from us?" Kill questioned her by the wrong name.

"Let's just say this," she brought out her wing and flared a black tribal flame, "is like a family's trademark, or you can say curse. This is our tribal flame, and do you know what it means?"

"No, not really, I just thought it was like, more of an offensive fire," I honestly admitted.

"That too, but if you didn't know, tribal is an art style, a very abstract one at the least." Behind her, she showed the true magic of tribal as one lone organic figure was drawn onto the white canvas background. "It starts off small and random, you don't know where it will take you." She said as more pieces of organic shapes were drawn closer to one another forming a heart. "But everything perfectly matches with one another at the end product." She then looked at me while I held a confused expression. "Basically Graze, what I'm trying to say is, the best things in life are unexpected."

Seeing that I've dramatically calmed down, Melody offered a suggestion. "Would you like to see your friends from where you left? I'm sure you won't want to miss all the cool stuff they will say about you," she joked getting a single chuckle from me.

"Sure, why not."

Watching my friends in the background once more, the line on the heart monitor ceased to move, and a strident tone filled the silent hospital room as my heart finally failed.

Dark being the closest was the first to react, "No! Nonononono! Graze! Someone call Cross!" He panicked. "Graze! Wake up man! Wake up!" He shook my body hoping for an answer. "C'mon someone call Cross!"

"We can't Dark! Graze is dead!" Legit shouted at him, "It's too late for anything now!"

"Don't say that!" Dark shouted to Legit being the one to react perfectly to this situation." Stay with us Graze!" He continually shook my body.

"What are you doing Dark?!" Grim shouted trying pull him away with force.

"GET OFF ME!" Dark pushed released my body for a split second only to push Grim away. Back to me now, furious as he was already, Dark vented out his rage upon my body as he unknowingly sent a surge of electricity through my system upon contact.

This time seeing my back arch upon contact, Ditzy was the one to forcibly push Dark away. "Leave him alone! You're only making things worse!"

"Yeah Dark! What the buck is wrong with you! Just let him rest in peace!" Vinetion had taken the offensive now. "Graze just died and this is how yo--"

*Beep* The machine sounded off once more filling the room with silence through every repetition.

"No bucking way," Vinetion heard the oscillations of beeps once again.

'What did I tell ya? The best things in life are unexpected.'

-- Shadow's Mind--

Within the machinations of Shadow's mind, what was supposed to be a simple seventy two hours of torture had turned out to be quite different. Slender had stood still, confused of what was going on.

"You know, I've grown tired of these mind games, you, Charge, Graze and Grim? This shit is getting old," a voice bellowed through the semi-black sub conscious from where the suited pony perfectly contrasted with his white coat. "They say the purest of minds are easiest to corrupt, let's say how much you can take." In that moment as the sentence was finished, the taints of black from his mind viciously attacked the Slender pony's conscience, slowly corrupting him with every thought of murder, profanity and sin.

--Back on the Stadium--

Everypony stood in the rain, slowly dying down as they watched the scene before them. Cloud, Cross, Charge, Omnius and Shadow Mark observed as Slender released his grip of Shadow's neck, soon bending to his knees as his hooves held onto his head, going mad on the inside.

"Slender! What's wrong!?" Charge shouted from afar.

"What did he say?" Cross asked the bat winged pony.

"He's not even replying!" Charge exclaimed. Abruptly, a tentacle whipped across the heads of the teachers as they all ducked luckily dodging the fatal attack.

"Hahahaha, he' mine now," Shadow laughed.

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Let Me Teach You How to Fight

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

{ I respond in these}

Before I start off, two things. One, sorry for the long update and two, from the last REAL chapter, I made a few edits with only Charge facing off against Slender while the other teachers go for Shadow. Simple as that. The fight was going on for too long anyways.

"What do we do?!" Omnius yelled out seeing that the two ponies were going offensive.

Looking back at him quickly, Charge exclaimed, "We fight!" Glancing back and forth between Slender, Shadow and his acquaintances, he authorized himself and others their roles for now. "Make sure Shadow doesn't touch a single fur of Light, you understand?"

"You got it!" Cross nodded.

"Finally, time for some payback!" Chaser pumped his hoof. "You ready Omnius?"

The janitor pony chuckled, "Nope, but I'm not going down without a fight!"

"Good man!" Chaser patted a hoof against Omnius' back, "Just look at him, all worn out, all tired from keeping up that shield, we are definitely going to kick his a--" His sentence was cut immediate as a black tentacle whiplashed the overconfident arts teacher a few metres back.

Hurrying with a gallop to Chaser's aid, Shadow Mark brought him back to his hooves ensuring that he was okay. "Forget us Charge! You deal with Slender! We can handle things from here!" The principal shouted.

"Not a problem," Charge rushed off to the suited enemy and then halted in his tracks. "Wait for my signal though, I would like to end this in one quick go. You hear that Chaser?"

"Ugh," he rubbed his head, "Why is everypony picking on me today? Can't I just get hit and not lectured?" He then muttered under his breathing, "Friggin' budget man...."

Charge then sighed and rubbed his temples with a single hoof, "We are doing 'IT' okay?!"

"It?" Everyone including Chaser repeated in confusion watching one another. Charge stretching his neck and inches away from Chaser's face, he gritted his teeth and repeated the words. "OOHH THAT 'IT'."

"Yes, that 'IT', just please don't mess this up, we both know how badly that ended last time right?" Silent warned as he pointed to Chaser's scar.

"Yeah, I know," Chaser looked back down at his ruined skin with a slight feel of his hoof.

Galloping from either side, both Charge and Shadow exchanged glances before reaching their opponents.

--Charge's Fight--

Meeting him halfway there, Slender jumped towards Charge with a hoof ready to attack, coming forth only to be deflected away with another passing hoof from Charge. Slender continued his onslaughts of jabs as Silent with quick reflexes, ducked, deflected and at some points retaliated with offensive strikes which too had met the same fate as Slender's.

Taking to the air now, the faceless pony had uppercut Charge with an unseen and quick tentacle which had made even such a heavy pony as himself rise from the earth. He continued his relentless combo wrapping a black tentacle around Charge's neck, flipping during midair giving enough momentum and force to fling the teacher's body onto the ground.

Silent gasped for air upon contact with the floor as his back arced and eyes opening wide feeling the pain rush through his body from the hit. Near the newly formed crater, Slender awaited for the dirt and dust to part ever wanting to see his opponent, injured, broken or better yet, dead. He peered closer and closer until a sudden hoof reached fro beyond making rough contact with Slender's chin, giving him a little breathing distance and recovery time.

Slender slid on his hooves rebounding from the hit as he sent forth two more tentacles to rid of Charge. He tensed the muscles of both as they stroke a stance taking aim for the pony shrouded in the dust. Under the control of hate and sin, the mentally twisted pony controlled thy tentacles as they violently pounded upon the floor and through the dust.

"???" Slender bent his head a few degrees in confusion. He trotted slowly to the crater calling back his tentacles near his side still in the position to attack as they awaited further orders. Watching the crater from the sidelines, he swished his hooves wiping away the remaining cloud of dirt to reveal what should be there, but instead all he found was an empty lot of nothing.

Whistling from afar, a voice called out attracting the attention of the suited pony, "HEY! HENTAI!" Silent Charge taunted the pony, "MISSING SOMETHING?!"

The tentacles literally hissed before making it's way towards Charge, quickly lashing out in all directions as another wrapped around and constricted Silent's leg, preventing further movement. "Oh fuck," Charge cursed feeling the tension of the grip increase and with a slowly increasing pull. The pressure upon his foreleg's muscles slowly increased as if being pulled apart muscle from tendon. Somehow through all the pain that he endured, Silent smiled, actually smiled from this torturous act. "Just what I wanted." Tightening his constricted hoof, Charge gritted his teeth and unexpectedly pulled Slender towards him with unmatched strength to, only at the end, headbutt the poor pony unconscious.

"Ah shit!" Charge rubbed his hoof against his head to soothe the recoiling pain. Feeling slightly victorious over his battle, he sat tired upon his haunches near Slender and watched to the sky hearing an audible boom, only to see a formation of a lightning bolt strike but with a slower than usual pace. "Heh, I knew you guys could do it."

'Requiescat in pace' a voice whispered through the echoing boom.

I sat up relaxed on the infirmary room's bed as my friend's watched and blinked in confusion as I was now revived. "What?" I simply asked.

"You're back from the dead and all you can say is 'What'?!" Vinetion shouted.

[Jeez! Give us a break! You'd think somepony would actually be happy that we're alive!]

"Forget Vine Graze, we're happy to have you back," Grim waved a hoof shooing away the wooden coated mare. "So, please tell me! How was it like in the afterlife?"

[Oh, and another didn't even miss us...Great]

~Oh shut up Kill~

Looking at him, I sighed and replied, "I saw that was a way, the gates of hell from heaven."

"Wait, what?" He watched me confused with the others.

"I realized that my place is here with you guys and that, I won't be able to enjoy anything without you all. It was pretty much hell...."

Whistling a dying tone, Grim instantly remembered something and quickly rushed off to a drawer pulling out a mirror within his jaw. "Oh yeah! Now that you're alive, what do you think about the new wing?!" He smiled with hope in his eyes.

My mouth and jaw dropped in awe the second my eyes saw the reflection. It was..... It was...

[WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!] Kill shouted, slamming my hoof onto the bed side.

Averting my attention to Grim, I watched him seriously with death in my eyes. "DUDE! WHAT IS THAT THING?! WHERE IS MY BUCKING WING?!"

"Uhmmm Graze?" Aroma poked me with a hoof and pointed to my wing. I wanted to ignore but she wouldn't move that damn hoof from my face which kinda forced me to look. Finally paying attention, my mouth dropped at the sight as to my shock and dismay, the wing instantly changed from its bug like appearance to a tattered black draconian wing.

"What the...."

Joy said taking this for a game and took slight control over my body. And now, my wing changed to a bat pony's own.

My mouth dropped even more seeing not only it change to one wing, but another?!

~Oh, this I gotta see!~ Grace then followed Joy's and Kill's steps to take control over my body. Now this time, everyone was confused even more as it changed a third time to a griffin's wing.

{STOP TAKING DAMN CONTROL OF MY BODY!} I shouted in my mind to my consciences, regaining control of my body.

"He-hey your wing is back!" Dark smiled with his eyes a bit puffy from the emotion scene not too long ago as his hoof pointed to a matching white right wing to my left.

Confused as ever, my face twisted as my blood pressure rose unable to get an answer and then, it simply washed away as I placed my eyes on her. Her, my Bright Eyes standing alone and away from the company of friends. "Hey guys, I think I need to rest," I lied to them and watched Grim clearing my throat.

"Oh! Right right! You heard him, the patient does need his rest," he then teleported everyone out of the room and onto the other side of the door excluding Ditzy and myself.

Trotting towards me, she kept her head facing the floor unable to look me in the eyes. Through a shallow and choked breath, she tried her best to speak after holding in for so long. "H-how could you..."

"Bright Eyes," I said, reaching out my hoof towards her but before touch was immediately pushed away with a yell.

"DON'T 'BRIGHT EYES' ME GRAZE!" She cried more as the tears rolled off her cheeks and onto the floor. "HOW DARE YOU PUT ME THROUGH ALL THIS!" Confusing me more than ever, she tightly wrapped her hooves around my neck and cried upon my shoulder.

I stayed there silent and wrapped my hooves around hers, allowing every bit of emotion to flow. "How could you do that to me.... You of all ponies.... You! Hurt me like that..." she softly said through her muffled words.

"I hate you! I hate you for doing this to me! I hate you Graze!"

Grabbing her ever so tightly, I said matching her volumes, "I love you." Somehow, it was as if it triggered off something in her mind making her cry more as she wept taking in heavy breaths. The tension of the grip lessened as her hooves unraveled.

Before turning away and exiting the room, she looked me in the eyes and said, "I'm sorry Graze, I can't go through this again."

Words stinging me a fate worse than death itself, I quickly grabbed onto her foreleg and watched into her eyes and begged for forgiveness. "I'm sorry Ditzy! I'm sorry! I promise no more fighting! No more violence! Nothing like that ever! I'm sorry! Just please," I stared at her, tears in my eyes, "PLEASE. DON'T. LEAVE."

Making her decision, she slipped her hoof through my grasp only to watch the red gash of a blood stain contrast poorly with her grey hoof and the stallion on the bed.

Without an answer, the only thing left audible in the room was the slow and quiet shutting of a door.

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Light's Shadow

"Well, look at what we have here," Shadow announced. "If it isn't Light."

"Pleasure," was all the white alicorn had said.

"So, before we actually do begin, please tell me," Light rose an eyebrow to this statement. "Who or what are you actually doing this for? Is it for your beloved Trixie? Or is it for your friends? Forgiveness? Or to make Mommy and Daddy proud."

"None," Light responded with his head down. "I am doing this for myself, to stop you and what you plan to do to others! I will not allow you to hurt anyone, anymore!"

"Hmph pathetic," Shadow spat blood unto the floor. "I'll always be a part of you. I grew up with you and have made you who you are today."

"No, I am who I am!" Light stomped his hoof staring down his other half with intent to kill. "You're just a sick, twisted monster!" Snickering came from the black alicorn as his head bent towards the direction of the impaled wing, slowly pulling out the knife wrench with his jaw as it had left an ever so gaping hole. "What's so funny?"

"Hahahaha! You say you're different than me but, look at yourself! Hahahaha! Those eyes, filled with hate and murder, they crave to see me dead!" Shadow continued his rant, calming down from his laughter. "Now now, we cannot simply forget all that we've been through, can you?"

"Our life, the memories, the laughter, the happiness, the love of one's family?" Shadow then paused and evilly smiled. "Our birthday perhaps?"

Light gritted his teeth, "Shut up!"

"How about after that? The loneliness? The fights? All we did to survive?" Shadow shook his head in disbelief, "You'll never forget that, and without me, you won't even be here."

A moment of silence was given to Light to think, soon to be broken when his mouth opened. "You're right, and guess what?" He smiled with a face of determination, "I won't be needing you anymore."

"We shall see about that," Shadow then anchored his hooves to the ground, shooting a beam of pure red magic from his horn. Paralleled with strength, Light focused, countering with his own beam of yellow against the red's as they collided midfield straining against the other to overpower. Travelling back and forth, the beams dared not fall to the other, this was the final match and neither was going to back down.

Smiling and actually winning, Light forced himself the extra mile as Shadow's beam retreated. Quickly rolling to the side and dodging the blast, he laid on his stomach as he showered the field with multiple volleys of energy. Few swallowed by the blast of Light's continuing beam, many had made their way as they continuously pounded upon him, exploding on contact.

"Light!" Cloud exclaimed and galloped to his direction but was quickly stopped by a wing of Charge's. Silent watched Chaser and only shook his head. The jacketed pony snorted like a bull in agreement, only to wince slightly in pain from his previous assault. Both teachers continued to watch as the Light parted the cloud of dust and dirt allowing the battle to rage on. Unfolding his wings followed by a gallop, Light gracefully dodged the oncoming volleys. As to seeing them futile and with Light nearing, Shadow followed up with his charge towards his other half with a battle shout and a hoof held tight in place ready to attack.

A beam of red and yellow light shot up and pierced the heavens upon collision, leaving a single hole in the darkened clouds as it progressed higher and higher. A light show of both colors flashed through the clouds as from the top, the beams dispersed only to collide once, twice and few times, criss-crossing with one another, a boom of sound and light as they intersected. A DNA structure was formed as their onslaught of attacks continued, piercing through the final layer of cloud and atmosphere in the view of Celestia's bright sun in the ever continuing stream of blue sky.

At point intersection and collision for their final time, both Shadow and Light hoof in hoof against one another as they bit upon the arcs of each's wing. Both ponies spiraled crashing through each and every cloud back down on their way to Equestria. Shadow smiled evilly as he quickly released his bite and headbutted Light saving himself from the impact.

Light cringed in pain as his body failed him, he laid there on the stadium's floor feeling a few of his bones broken. His consciousness going blank once more, he failed to realize the danger of the situation as he laid one hoof in front of him to pull himself up but, Shadow had a few other plans. He picked up the once fallen wrench and plunged it through both hooves of Light's directly one on top the other.

"AGGHHH!" Light shouted as tears flowed down his cheeks.

"I've told you this and I shall say it again, you are not getting rid of me."

"Why?" Light asked.

Shadow raised a single brow looking at the weaker pony, "Why what?"

"Why are you doing all of this? What is there to gain? Couldn't you just allow me to live a happy life, just for once?"

"Happy life? Who do you exactly think you're kidding you miserable little pony. You actually think your friends care for you? You actually think anyone cares for you? On the inside, none of them will forget what you did. How raw and evil you were."

"THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"My fault, you are correct, but, how will ending me off do justice?" Shadow questioned. "That won't bring peace to your little mind, heh, not after what we've done anyways."

"PEACE?! JUSTICE?! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! MY FAMILY! MY FRIENDS! MY TEACHERS! MY SCHOOL!" Light gripped the dirt in anger. "AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT PEACE AND JUSTICE!"

"Then, how exactly do you plan on doing this? Bringing Justice and peace."

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! AND BRING PEACE BACK TO MYSELF!"

"How selfish, and you call me the monster?" Shadow looked down once more and flicked the knife wrench causing Light to whinny in pain. "That is not your goal, Light. I know you and, you still seek forgiveness. From who? It will not ever matter, they're either gone," Shadow's horn then glowed a bright red as he flung a severed white wing in front of Light. "Or dead."

The thud of the wing echoed through Light's mind, immediately knowing whose it was. His pupils dilated, gritting his teeth with immense force such that his mouth began to bleed. He struggled using his wings as he moved one wincing with every inch of pain as a single touch of the wrench shot pain through his entire body. Ignoring the pain, he backhanded grasped the blade and slowly pulled it out, drips of blood slowly rolling down hoof upon hoof, it did not budge. "Hnggg!" Light clenched his teeth as his battle against the blade continued.

"Just give up already!" Shadow charged with his horn to impale.

Time was of the essence, his vision going shot blood red, fading in and out as Light called upon his second wing. His struggle continued glancing back and forth at Shadow and the blade which was finally giving in to his determination and will. The slow release of blood flow turned into a stream down his hooves with a withheld breath, the knife was pulled out. "NOT EVEN IN TARTARUS!" Light shouted and quickly thrusted the knife forward. Blade and horn crossing paths, they sheathed against the other as both released their final shout. Charge's ears twitched at the sound of blade in flesh as both alicorns stood still, a final wind blowing through everyone's mane. Not a single word from there was spoken, one pony was not going to make it.

Shadow over Light, the two bodies laid with only one breathing. Charge, Cross, Omnius, Chaser and Mark all watched and awaited for a sign of their student's hope.

"Dear Celestia, torture me if you may, just please... Don't let this happen!" Chaser prayed with Omnius' supporting hoof over his back. Charge with Slender on his back stayed silent along with Mark and Cross, their eyes not moving from the spot. Shadow's body moved, putting everypony left into a cautious battle stance but soon came to ease as Shadow was rolled over and onto the side of Light both breathing heavily.

The knife stuck in Shadow's chest, his eyes in shock and wide, he focused from the blade and onto the darkened clouds which being parted by the rays of Celestia's sun to bless the battlefield. The battle had been won.

Shadow's eyes strained a stare to his other half, mouthing his last words falling to deaf ears as his once black aura faded with the wind, leaving the lone alicorn on the field.

A big smile on his face, Light's 'curse' had been lifted, but at what cost? He stared at the white lone wing on the floor. His hoof reached out to touch it, his body did not allow. Tired from the battle, he knocked out once again, unconscious.

-- One day after Shadow's Attack--

'Hellooooooo. Light? You okay there buddy?'

The white alicorn quickly awoke on a hospital bed hearing the somewhat familiar voice. In disbelief and shock, his eyes darted at all points of his bed surrounded by a blue curtain. Left, forward, even up and finally, to his right he saw a single clothed pony in that same area. His eyes glistened with tears, he stuttered a few words, "G-Graze?" He watched me as if I was some sort of ghost.

"Yeah man, you're on my bed," I chuckled a laugh but was quickly pulled into a hug.

"I thought you were dead!"

"It's okay man," I patted his back. "It's gonna take a lot more than that to take me out."

Releasing from the embrace, his smile shined brighter than anything else in the room. "I did it, Shadow's finally gone!" He looked at me filled with joy. "He's finally gone!"

"I know you did man," I nodded in approval. "I had faith in you," pulling the curtains every teacher and friend alike he had known in the room was revealed with either a supportive hoof, smile or in Anarchy's case, thumbs up.

"All of us did."

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See you all in Ponyville!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

{ I respond in these}

So far, it had been a fair three months or so since the Shadow incident and the school, mostly the Stadium, still hasn't recovered from it. Honestly, we fucked it up real good.

[If anything else, it was our bitch!]

More or less though, students recovered from their injuries being mostly the gang and I. My wing was still lost, but at least no one knew about the replaced changeling wing. Best substitute ever.

< Works like a charm. >

One thing for sure though, if Principal Shadow, being the only Shadow, thank Celestia as that was confusing as almighty Tartarus, he would have never called the entire school for an announcement, unless it was important. All students in the hall stood patient as we waited our 'beloved' Principal to make his speech while the others, Cross, Chaser, Charge and Anarchy stood their alongside another.

"Good morning students of Equestria University!" Shadow Mark called out on the stand in front.

"Morning sir!" They all replied with respect.

"I hope you are all doing well, unlike the school's budget." A loud groan came from Chaser at the side but was quickly hushed by a stare from Charge and the principal. "Anyways, I have a few announcements but firstly, the student who tried their little 'science experiment' in the field has been punished severely and expelled," he terribly lied and winked to the lot of us ponies. "But, the school is going through a little bit of financial problems due to the fixing of the Stadium thanks to our groundskeeper, Vinetion and Omnius as well as the others who helped."

Hearing all the ladee da's and blah's from Shadow Mark, I spotted Ditzy on the far right by her friend Carrot Top and gave a simple wave of the hoof, only to be rejected as she harrumphed and focused on the teachers upfront. Yup, still pissed off.

< Even after three month man... Damn, that's gotta be rough. >

[I don't know about this but, if we aren't gonna get back anytime soon, why not expand our views? You know, try the whole bakery instead of one muffin?]

~We do hate the jealousy game... But, that is not very wise.. Don't start listening to Kill, Graze. He is a bad influence.~

[No shit, sherclop.]

"...and now inviting to the stage, Mr. Charge!" Mark then slowly backed away for the larger teacher. An applaud of very small magnitude was heard, like, germ sized small as well as, a bemused 'woohoo' and a cough.

"Thank you for the warm welcome, I will be sure to mark your papers today," and then suddenly, it was as if Princess Celestia herself had appeared. Clopping of the hooves and whistles roared through the auditorium for our 'oh so loved' Physics teacher. "Now, the teachers and I have tried our best to help out with the school, but this is your home as well and we are in desperate times. However it may be, we need to get this place back up and running, from that damn bomb."

"Science experiment!" Mark shouted.

"Demon!" Omnius exclaimed as a joke.

"Whatever!" Charge dismissed the terrible lie. "We still need your help! But, for now we have more pressing matters, so I give the stage to Anarchy, being the more suited pony for this one."

"Very good honey," Anarchy kissed Charge on the cheek and exchanged positions. Wow, Anarchy has gained a few pounds, she sorta looks...Urhm, how do I put this subtly and not mean.

[Fat?]

{I said subtle.}

< Beaming with life like Celestia's sun? >

[Yeah, fat.]

{Shut it, Kill.}

"Very well! As you all know, that time of year is coming once again!"

"HOLY SHIT! HEAT SEASON!" I exclaimed in terror causing all the other guys to follow my panic. All the mares on the other hoof, watched in awe and stupidity of us.

"I actually don't like the heat season," Aroma said to Vinetion which caught the ears off Legit. He stopped mid in his track of panic and stared at her as if she belonged in the mad house. "Yeah, I don't like to force colt cuddlers against their choice," she innocently smiled to the discouraged pony.

Vinetion rolled her eyes bemusedly, "Baka."

"CALM DOWN! IT'S NOT HEAT SEASON!" Anarchy shouted, gaining the attention of the entire school. "It's Changeling Season."

"What now?" Grim rose an eyebrow, pulling down his shades.

"Apparently, Changelings love to feed off love and since this school is so filled with couples, which might I add, we tell you not to do anything explicit!" She stared at me.

"Hey! I'm single!" I shouted and got an expected look from Ditzy and Carrot Top.

[Yeah, make our lives better Graze. Continue if you may.]

"Anyways, we have marked down this period known as, Changeling Season. So, we warn you all, if you notice any student acting suspicious, warn a teacher. They usually slip into our school in small numbers and then...Then, they begin their attack, just be careful!"

"Alright, thank you for listening, Chaser you're up!" Walking back to Charge and crossing paths, Chaser and Anarchy exchanged hi-hooves/hi-paws with one another.

Hovering to the stage, Chaser cleared his throat and began, "Hello students of Equestria!" *Chirp Chirp Chirp* A sound of a lone cricket filled the atmosphere. "Whatever, I would like to introduce our two newest members of our school! Meet Candance and Shining Armor!" He then clopped his hooves, followed by the rest of the school as the two ponies appeared.

Aroma whistled and clopped her hooves a bit more than the rest of the population. "WOOOO! SHINING ARMOR! I WANT A PIECE OF THAT!"

"Mother of Luna and Celestia! Aroma, calm down!" I exclaimed.

"Graze, I've been single for a very, very, VERY, long time."

"He's in a relationship," I observed the two ponies on the stage and pointed.

"Oh, I know when two are in a relationship, and they aren't."

"Wanna bet?" I lent out my hoof.

"Sure, if he isn't, I get to ask him out, and if he's not, well, Splash, nothing happens. Deal?" In the background, I watched Legit deny the deal with his hooves. Pftch, as if he had any say in this. I smacked my sister's hoof with mine, sealing our family's bet. Watching back, Candence and Shining Armor had taken their place among the crowd of students as Cross took the stage.

"Well, as ponies, it's that time for others to go. Our graduates, may you come to the stage?" He then pulled out a list placing it on the stand and called out a chuck-full of names, "Big Macintosh, -few names later-, CrackShot..."

'Wait, what?' My mouth dropped as I saw him teleport to the stage, eyes following him. I watched AJ keeping my same expression as she took off her Stetson hat.

Yada yada, more names later.

"Ice.'' My mouth dropped even more as I saw Pinkie with her hair deflated while Surprise and Pinkamena supported her. MORE NAMES LATER AND THE SUSPENSE WAS KILLING ME TO KNOW WHO ELSE WAS GOING TO LEAVE!

"SeaBreeze," Cross said.

"WHAT?!" I made an uproar throughout the entire university, but was quickly forced shut by Lutin's vines around my mouth as she dragged me outside the auditorium and into the main hall.

Hearing the clops of hooves beat for the past graduates, she began her explanation. "Okay Graze, I think I should have mentioned this earlier, but the three guys didn't want us to tell you," she quickly explained.

"MMMPHHHMMHHMPHH!" I muffled through her vines.

"Why? Because they knew you would act like this!"

"MMMHHHMPPHHMM!"

"Oh please, do tell me more," she rolled her eyes.

"MMPPHMM! MMHHMMPPHHMM!"

"Because, Light isn't as over reactive as you." Hearing a whimper and a glisten of tear in my ears, Vinetion looked back at me. "They are our friends, Graze. They expect us to be happy for them, so please, when you do say your goodbyes, just hold it back in," she then unwrapped her vines from my mouth.

"Fine, but you know I still hate this."

"We all do Graze, we all do."

--- Three hours later---

Everyone saying their goodbyes already, all their hugs and bro-hooves, speeches and farewells, I stayed quiet as the three other ponies looked at me.

"So Graze, nothing to say?" Ice raised an eyebrow at me.

[ Don't ask why! Change the question now! ]

"So, how come all of you at the same time?" I asked that one question on my mind.

"Well, remember how when we first met, Graze?" Breeze sheepishly smiled. "I was on the hoofball team for four years."

"And, I won the talent show three times...The first, that wasn't my best," Ice admitted.

"I used to help prepare with Breeze for the heat season every year, I guess that's Grim's job now," Crackshot smiled.

"Where to?"

"Well, we all plan to go to PonyVille. You know, find a job, buy a house, settle down and of course, wait for them," Breeze said.

"Them being?"

"Why us of course," Applejack entered the conversation among Fluttershy and Pinkie.

"Aren't you guys sad that they're leaving?" I watched and asked the three mares.

"Of course we are... Uhm, it's just that, I mean, we are going to see them when we go there," Fluttershy explained.

"Yeah! Mr. and Mrs. Cake already have a place for me when I come back!" The poofy maned pink mare said.

"Wull, Big Mac's going back to the farm, ah'm gonna have to help to... We all planned this out sugarcube," AJ looked at me. "We just gonna have to wait is all... Aren't you?"

"More or less," I looked to Vinetion who snorted hot air. "Actually, I'm fine with you guys leaving. I mean, we're still friends right?"

"Of course man! Best of them!" Shot exclaimed.

"So, meet you guys in PonyVille?" I smiled and lent out my hoof, to be soon smacked by them all.

"Of course," Breeze smiled. "Now,if you excuse me, I have to say my goodbyes." He then took a trot towards Fluttershy and stopped midway, looking back at me. "Oh yea Graze, would you mind?"

"Mind what?" I asked confusedly and then, completely out of nowhere, Aroma teleported with my guitar in her magical grasp. Grabbing the guitar with my two hooves and my uninjured wing, I asked for what song until he whispered in my ears. "Fair enough, but forgive me if I seem to be a bit off. Haven't had practice in ages."

Playing the background guitar, SeaBreeze cleared his voice and began the song:

You're insecure

Don't know what for

You're turning heads

When you walk through the do-o-or

Don't need make up

To cover up

Being the way that you are is en-o-ough

Everyone else in the room can see it

Everyone else but you

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You'll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh

That's what makes you beautiful

So c-come on

You got it wrong

To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong

I don't know why

You're being shy

And turn away when I look into your ey-e-es.

Everyone else in the room can see it

Everyone else but you

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You'll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh

That's what makes you beautiful

Na na na na na na naaaa na na

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na naaaa na na

Na na na na na na

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You'll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh oh

That's what makes you beautiful

At the end, throughout the last pitch of the song, Breeze and Fluttershy shared a passionate kiss, one that won't be shared in a while, but, forever worth it.

Following Breeze's hoofsteps, Ice and Shot shared their fellow goodbyes with Pinkie and Applejack, soon coming into line with Breeze in the center. Not too soon did Dark from the group, tackle Ice with a farewell hug.

"I'm gonna miss you man," Dark cried.

"Don't worry, we'll see each other soon," Ice patted his back.

"Bros for life?"

Ice nodded. "Indeed, bros for life."

Receding into the group, Dark joined the rest as we all waved a hoof goodbye to them. "Take it easy guys!" I waved.

"Best of wishes!" Aroma and Legit shouted, keeping a distance of thirty inches away from personal space.

"Thanks for everything guys, couldn't have done it without y'all." Light said firmly.

"May harmony be with you!" Vinetion farewell'd.

"Stay safe guys, see you three in Ponyville," Grim folded his shades and into his vest.

And with all our goodbyes being said, Shot had whisked away the three of them with him in a teleportation spell. All a bit saddened, I watched the rest of the group a bit down as well. "So, who else is moving to PonyVille when we finish school?" All ponies raised their hooves. "Friends til the end," I said with confidence.

[You're damn right we are!]

< Hell yeah! >

~Friends til the end, Graze~

"I feel a bit bad for PonyVille though," I said with a bit remorse.

"Why is that?" Everyone looked to me.

"SeaBreeze is still a terrible singer," I laughed my troubles away until a sudden hoof up the head by Vinetion.

"Totally worth it," I said walking back with my friends inside the school.

[Wow wow wow, hold up! I now remembered something!] Kill grabbed my attention.

{What Kill?} I asked a bit bemused.

[We sent that mother blinging letter to Lance, how long? Three months now? What the actual buck man?]

{I forgot all about that....Lance, you filthy whore...}

< You do know he's in a different dimension. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff and what not, right? > Joy being the only sensible one.

{Still a filthy whore.}

~Meh, we can wait patiently...Very patiently...Or one day, just surprise beat him shitless.~ Grace offered her suggestion.

I like that idea.

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Introduction to Season 2

It's been six months since the events of Shadow's wrath. The graduation of my friends Legit, Breeze, Crackshot, Ice, Dark has come to pass, leaving only me, Light, Vinetion, Grim, Aroma and Valkyria. The Elements of Harmony had left, too, as well as all the other ponies who were here before me; Vinyl, Octavia, Trixie, etcetera.

As for Ditzy, she's still here, we've talked a few times, sometimes awkward, sometimes just for mail, but even up to this day, six months later, I still find our breakup a bit... unnecessary. I'm sure on some other universe, risking your life for a lot of ponies, including your beloved is considered romantic, but to her, it's just a reason to break up. I think I get it since she had to carry me to the freaking infirmary with my wings hanging by a thread of blood soaked stuff, but c'mon, that was one time! One time!

She's a bit vexated at the teachers for letting that happen, but as for me, I don't blame them... I mean, I am standing up for them. When you have to face something as dangerous as Slender, who is back to normal, they literally had no choice. If it was Light alone, we could've used their expertise! Sure we had a draconequis to level the playing field, but she was carrying something a bit more valuable.

Ahem, anyways, to the other students. Light is stable, still an alicorn and we haven't figured out anything more that caused his whole... episode. Grim and Vinetion, you can still feel the tension between them, it's just natural for the two to not agree on anything. I still haven't figured out why, or didn't get enough time to ask why my sister is here so early, but the University allows that... and as for our dragon, Valkyria, she needs to learn to eat things other than gems, because it's burning my pocket.

So far, that's the update on the students, now it's time for the teachers.

Cross had left the facility to further his degrees in Medicinal studies, and as an added fact, there haven't been much dilemmas or life-threatening epidemics since Shadow's appearance. He had to find money elsewhere.

Chaser and Luna are still Chaser and Luna, to him at least. Luna, though, she has a few weeks left in Equestria University, since all that she came here to do was to catch up with the times, histories and how's it works of today. I'm not sure how Chaser is going to handle her leaving... or worse, everypony can see it but him. Either way, we'd be there for him whatever happens. Long-distance relationships are challenging.

Charge and Anarchy... oh yeah! Charge and Anarchy, I believe she's a few months in... okay, not a few, she's bloated like a blimp at this stage, and as Chaser had so gently put it, "Beaming with life" or something along those lines. And for Mr. Charge? Charge is well... Mr. Charge.

And as for Shadow Mark, he left for a little expedition, but the last time Celestia came for an update on Luna's progression, he has been in and out of the school more times than I can change my clothes (which I surprisingly have for the new term.) The last time I saw him re-enter, he was covered in blood with a potato sack containing Celestia knows what.

But, with most of the ponies gone, things are just quiet, studies are normal, and well, I've been pre-occupied. Even Kill, Joy and Grace seem to appear less and less. I think they are somewhere in my subconscious since I'm mostly hanging out with the four ponies, professors and one dragon remaining. But, I can sense them... I know I can, I just don't depend on them as much as I used to.

Last semester was kind of hectic, random if anything, I learnt a lot about the Nature ponies, Vinetion's people... but something bothers me even up to this date, aside the fact Ditzy dumped me.

What ever happened to Grim's people?

Characters nerfed:

Charge

Graze

Grim

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Standing Up For What You Believe In

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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I was always an early riser, much earlier than Pinkie. By the look of the sun through her window, it seemed to be six o' clock on the dot. I tried to move but I was restrained by a smaller pink hoof embracing me where I had laid. Thankfully, having two consciences with their own control means that they also wake up differently from me.

I glanced at her time table looking for what subject we had first.

"Hmmhmmm....Ah yes eight o' clock... History?" I murmured to myself quite displeased," Ughhhh, I hate history." I now realised something....Who plans a party during the middle of the week? Would have made more sense if it was on a weekend but from what I learnt, it was Pinkie Pie and I was grateful for her....hospitality and friendship. Nothing more than friendship might I add.

I'm sure nothing explicit had happened last night, there was no alcohol to be the blame of and all we did was talk, which was quite fun for me.

<Pinkie has been added to your friend list.

Great, one was up, now I had to wait for....

[Mornin', *yawn* I could say that Pinkamena sure knows a few things, woo-wee! Kill had stated, cracking his back and stretching his forelegs.

{ I don't want to know... I don't need to know }

I grabbed my saddlebags leaving a written note on Pinkie's counter as I left the apartment heading towards the Cafeteria for some early morning grub.

Down at the Cafe was almost empty.Almost. I had made myself a cup of coffee with an apple and a bowl of...Oatmeal?

I ignored that comment as I walked towards a table away from the same blonde mare from yesterday during lunch.

She noticed me, " Hiya, why don't you join me for some breakfast." She offered and introduced herself," By the way, I'm Ditzy and thanks for the muffin yesterday, they are kinda my favorite."

What a friendly mare, I noticed her cutie mark as I walked towards her... Bubbles what could that have meant?

"Hi, my name is Razor Graze but Graze will do just fine and don't worry about the muffin, it's cool with me."

"Thanks again, oh! By the way, I run the mail system here even though I am a student. This school kinda encourages what you want to become once we leave and the pay is well, so if you get any mail I will drop by 'Kay?"

"No problem! By the way, what does your cutie mark mean, like how did you get it?" I asked curiosity getting the better of me.

" Ohh that? It means--" Ditzy was interrupted as a trio of pegasi stallions with varying heights entered the room slamming through the cafeteria doors.

"Well, look who we have here, isn't it the retard and the new kid?" A brown pegasi with a dumbbell as his cutie mark said.

"Hello to you too Dum-Bell," Ditzy said sounding not in the happiest of moods.

"Hey Hoops, Score check this new kid out, he is a freak with two cutie marks," Dum-bell motioning his friends to come, a chubby grey pegasi [How does that fat lump of shit even fly?] and an orange pegasi more buff out of the three stood by his side.

With school obviously came bullies and it was too early for conflicts. Six thirty too early.

Simply I stated," Look, we aren't looking for any trouble and Ditzy isn't retarded, so I suggest you stop right where you are and leave if you have nothing better to do."

"Oooooo look who's standing up for his mare-friend," Ditzy had blushed from this statement.

He started to push at me," Watcha Gonna Do? Huh freak?" I didn't like to be touched especially from someone I didn't know and obviously from someone I don't like. He kept pushing at me while his friends were laughing as Ditzy backed away from the situation, she had seemed to be tortured by these three colts. Three colts versus one mare wasn't right and definitely wasn't right to treat such a kind spirit as herself so.

[Psstt Graze, let me take over, you can do all the talking, these fuckers don't know when to stop so we gonna teach them, it's actually 3-on-3 if you think about it]

{Kill......Fine, I trust you }

And with that I felt my foreleg rise grabbing Dum-Bell's arm, and in a swift movement even I didn't know what was happening. Next thing I knew, I was standing with my enemies' hoof behind his back as he knelt on the floor.

" Mercy! I didn't mean it! Please let go!" he exclaimed.

[Wow what a little wussy]

" You hear me and you listen good! You do not bother Ditzy and if you do I will fucking hunt you down and break your limbs," I whispered in your ears.

As soon as I had eased the pressure for a moment he exclaimed,"Score! Hoops! Get him!"

In that sudden flash I grabbed the leader's mane with my teeth and threw him at his friends. Now that they were distracted with the body I back Hoof'd the buffer one with as equal strength of the damaged wall from yesterday.

[MAH PIMP HOOF IS STRONG BITCH!]

Only one remained, I took out all my voice and pressure on him," HOW DARE YOU!!"

"Wh-wh-what?" he questioned nervously.

"What country you from boy"

"Wh-What!?"

" What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak english in "What"?"

"Whaat!?"

"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!" I shouted back-hoofing him within my grasp.

"Wha-WHAT??!!" He was obviously confused and thus the retarded one here.

"SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER! SO WHAT ONE MORE CELESTIA DAMN TIME"

"Wha.."

I'm sorry but my hoof interrupted him as I myself had no impatience for stupidity. I glanced at the three conscious bodies on the floor.

"Ponies like you make me sick, that is a mare! YOU TREAT HER WITH RESPECT!" I exclaimed. " Now, if I find any of you disrespecting or treating any mare at the same level scum like you are supposed to be treated... I will find you... and I'll know, now leave us so we can eat our breakfast in peace and quiet."

The three bullies rushed out of the door as I walked to Ditzy who was blushing. "Th-thank you no one has ever stood up to me before," she hugged me and then offered me her muffin.

" No thank you" I said with a smile " Those are your favorite, you enjoy it, I have my....urhmm Oatmeal." I said a bit unsure looking at the sludge.

{ Don't go soft on me yet Kill. And her eyes are special, so bright with joy.}

< *Gag sounds* Ughhh too much lovey dovey action.>

We then both sat at our tables enjoying our breakfast talking about the school and life, you know usual stuff until it was time for History.

I sat with one hoof supporting my cheek, bored and looking aimlessly at the white-board. I didn't quite catch the teacher's name something about his name with time " Doctor..Who? What was his name, Doctor what??"

The brown stallion looked at me, his eyes glaring at mine he asked choosing me as I was off guard, " So mister Graze, what is the answer?"

"Uhrmmmm, the Tardis?"

His eyes opened wide and gave me a poker face, stuttering nervously ," Urh--urhmmm I-I believe that is th-the wrong answer."

"You believe? But isn't it your job to know if it is correct or wrong?" I simply stated.

"Wr-Wrong answer," he remarked showing a bit more confidence in his tone,''Okay class turn your pages to...''

[UGHHH THIS CLASS IS SOOOOOO BORING, I HATE HISTORY I MEAN WHO DOESN'T?]

My eyes wandered the class, I saw Lyra sitting in the same awkward position with her back slouched, Vinyl's head was bouncing to the rhythm of music only she heard or thought of in her mind, Pinkie was flipping through her text book looking for the correct page, I saw Surprise as she waved at me and Twilight Sparkle was deep in her studies.

"Ahem* Class, now that you have read up on Hearth's Warming and that had just passed, we are gonna do a little Q&A, I will be asking the questions you will be giving me your answers."

[Hmmmmm I have a fun thought. Do ya know how to make an egg-head crack. You beat them.... in their own game]

{ Alright, lets give it a go!}

"What caused the first Hearth's Warming to occur?"

Myself, Twilight and another blue mare apparently being her rival, rose our hooves simultaneously.

"Yes Twilight Sparkle?"

" The friendship between the Unicorn, pegasi and Earth Pony tribes."

"Hmmmm correct but not the full answer," Doctor Hoof had said.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks that it was the overcoming of the feuds between the tribes that lead to this day that we celebrate."

"Closer, but still not the full and correct answer."

"Are you Mad Twilight?" Trixie shot her a boastful glance.

"Yes mister Graze." He finally chose me.

"It was the Fire of Friendship among the ministers of mares that was lit which only appeared after their leaders were frozen by their own hate. The ministers that night shared true kindness and friendship as they shared stories and songs which we now sing on that day. After the Warmth of the Fire the three leaders thawed out joining their ministers and re-founded Equestria as one tribe. So on Hearth's Warming we actually celebrate the founding of Equestria."

Twilight and Trixie stood with their mouth agape and dumbfounded from my answer.

"Wh-Why that is absolutely correct mister Graze! How did you know the answer?" he asked shockingly.

"That story was passed on from generations in my family ever since that day," I replied lying knowing that Kill had provided me with the answer.

[ Yeah, we just cheated ]

Suddenly, the door swung open as a midnight blue alicorn followed by a taller figure.It was our Princess Celestia! We all bowed showing respect at her.

"Hello My Little Ponies, we have a new student today. Please meet my sister Luna," she introduced her sister and continued,"she needs to be re-educated as being prisoner of the moon doesn't quite leave one much with knowledge of the present. Please make her feel welcome, good bye for now and your answer was absolutely correct Graze."

"GOOD MORNING FELLOW STUDENTS!!! PLEASE DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED THY DOES NOT WISH TO BE TREATED AS SUCH PRINCESS BUT RATHER A FELLOW STUDENT SO THY CAN LEARN AS THOU" she did not scream it but it was shouted with a calm tone..... That wasn't possible for any normal stallion or mare.

"Please Princess Luna, can you try to lower the volume?" Doctor Hoof pleaded.

"Oh sorry thy name is Princess Luna, please only call me Luna."

[ THAT MY FRIEND IS THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!! FUS RO DAH!!] he shouted mimicking her levels of volume.

All of our manes were blown back due to the intense volume of her speech. My ears burned with a leftover screeching sound trying to adjust to such loud volumes. Life was absolutely getting more interesting in this school.

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Striking Soccer! Dark Lightning Strikes Twice

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

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Today was Sport's Day and I don't know how being in a Celestia damn forest helped us but I had faith in my Silent Charge he seemed as if he knew something. The group of mares and I gathered by the stadium where it was taking place, our teacher now talking to us.

"Alright you ponies, I've trained you all for this one day event, that may take us throughout the whole day." Charge said to us.

"What the buck you mean you trained us? YOU LEFT US IN A FRICKIN' FOREST!" I exclaimed while the others agreed.

"Yea! And what do you mean one event?" Ditzy questioned as she stood beside me.

"Today is Sports Day. "S" at the end of sports, plural ya know?" SeaBreeze said.

Charge facehoofed," No SeaBreeze you misread it, you need to work on your grammar, its Sport's Day with an apostrophe!"

Octavia looked baffled and asked," So what you're trying to say it's one sport, right? Which one?"

Charge looked at all of us," HoofBall."

SeaBreeze felt a bit happy, that was his favorite game and his cutie mark," REALLY??!! HOOFBALL!!??YES!"

"No. Not your hoofball, the soccer kind." Honestly people do get confused with that. I mean look at it, they both have the same name with different rules but now it was my time to feel happy. I FREAKING LOVED HOOFBALL.... well soccer but one thing was missing. Contact force.

All the mares looked happy as it didn't have contact force and also that they knew how to actually play. Well, I didn't want Ditzy to get hurt, now do I.

"So let's go over the rules of this game as "someone"," He looked at SeaBreeze," Doesn't know them."

"Number one, you do not hold the ball, only the goalies do. Number two, you kick the ball in a goal we get one point. Number Three, you kick the ball out of the field, the ball is the other sides own. Number Four, NO CONTACT SUCH AS TACKLING, only slide tackle to get the ball. Number five, no unicorn magic, Understood?"

We all nodded and listened to the debriefing, understanding each and everything he said.

" There are only six player on the field allowed during the game and we have two benched, so, any volunteers who wanna go first?"

I raised my hoof, so did Lyra, Vinyl, Octavia, Ditzy and Shot. We all had our game faces on and ready to dominate.

"Good, now remember when I dumped your asses in the forest?" He said jokingly.

I snorted through my nose reminiscing on yesterday's events.

"Well yeah, you guys survived together and trusted one another, this game is all about teamwork, you win as one or you fail as one."

We all gulped, praying to Celestia that we don't lose. My expression was worrisome, did this game represent our bonds of friendship and what we have been through? Were we good enough?

" I don't need to read your mind to notice that you are worried Graze, by the way I have surprise for you guys, more teams might have more than us, we only got eight, others have for the most ten. All you need to do is win three matches"

"AND YOU CALL THAT A SURPRISE?!!" I shouted.

[ Wrong Surprise joy]

"No, I mean this surprise." A dark pegasus pony emerged from the shadows, his mane was black and red. His coat was black and he had a serious expression," Meet my son, Dark Lightning."

"Hey what's up."

Holy mother of Celestia, he looked like a mirrored version of me, I was a white pegasi with a icy- white and red mane. His wings! HIS WINGS WERE EXACTLY LIKE MINE! He was just more....more... of a lethal version to me, if it's possible to describe somepony's looks with that word.

[ Wow dude this pony only has one conscience and I don't think I would wanna mess with him ]

< Don't worry we can turn that frown upside down>

"Is that white one okay? He is staring weirdly at me." OF FRICKIN' COURSE I WAS, I WAS LOOKING INTO A MIRROR!

Ditzy shook me and said," Hey Graze, don't go gay on me."

I snapped out of my shock and retaliated," Of course not Bright Eyes, sorry I was kinda in deep thought."

I looked at Dark Lightning and extended a hoof at him," Hi my name is Graze."

He looked at me as if I was some kinda disease," Pleasure to meet you."

He didn't accept the bro-hoof but it was alright," So are ya ready to win this match?"

"Of course, I plan to." He said smugly like I would have.

"Hahahaha, I like your attitude and same here." I said laughing.

He smirked and laughed," You and your team are gonna need my help then."

"What's that suppose to mean?!" I was offended that he thought we might not have been good enough to handle ourselves in a game. I was beginning to worry that our friendship and trust in each other might not be able to provide sufficient teamwork.

"Because I'm better than you." Okay now I was ready to strike.

" Alright you two cut it out! Let's focus on the game and then argue," Silent exclaimed. (I'm sure that is a play on words)

[HOLY SHIT, JOY ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!]

Kill glanced at Dark's small conscience wanting revenge for Joy. Today was not going to be an easy day.

"Your first match starts in ten minutes, warm up and be prepared, don't worry as I said I have faith in my students and my own son," Charge informed us as I stretched my wings and forelegs, while others did jumping jacks, stretches, cracking their necks etcetera, etcetera.

The whole being Charge's son definitely explained his attitude but hopefully we could change that.

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" FILLIES AND GENTLE COLTS WELCOME! TO MATCH ONE OF THE TOURNAMENT! WE HAVE ON OUR LEFT SIDE OF THE FIELD," THE INFAMOUSS!!!!!" Luna shouted as the commentator on the mic yet again.

My team of Vinyl, Lyra, Dark, Ditzy, Shot and myself walked out on the field while the others SeaBreeze, Bon Bon and Octavia sat on the bench, listening to the encouraging voices of the spectators cheering for us.

" AND ON OUR RIGHT SIDE! WE HAVE " THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!!! EXODUS!!!"

Okay their name sounded a bit badass I had to admit but the team on the other side didn't fit it at all, I mean come on, Gilda, Trixie, Score, Hoops, DumBells and his brother, Treadmill didn't seem like much of a challenge but their coach was the Gym teacher, Ms. Lean Physique so I knew they were hiding something.

Our team met at the middle of the field, a white line separating both sides as the referee went over the rules.

"Okay now that you know the rules, Shake hooves so that you agree to a fair and clean match."

I looked at DumBells in his eyes as he said," Ready for a rematch?"

"Hardly counts when we know we are going to win." I looked at him and mouthed a "Fuck You" as I walked back to my post and assigned Shot as the goalie.

" Remember envision the ball as Toilet Paper, catch it and always keep your eyes on it," he nodded and put his hoof guarding on.

I looked at Ditzy and smiled telling her that we were going to win.

I then looked at Dark," Just give me the ball when you get the chance." Definite mirror, I wonder if I broke that mirror, would I get seven years bad luck?

I didn't respond to him. I walked to the middle of the field where the ball was, after I had assigned everyone in their positions.

"First to three wins! All right let's begin this match! 3.....2......1....." He blew into his whistle letting out a loud

*Whhirrrrrr*

[ Sorry Viewers I don't know the correct onomatopoeia for a whistle]

And with that sound, I passed the ball towards Dark Lightning as I ran into the opponent's field waiting for him to pass it.

He chipped it into the air, and flew towards it in a blink of an eye and kicked it diagonally aiming for the goal. All of that took place in one second basically a flash......What the fuck just happened?

*Crackle-BOOM!*

The sound emitted from that kick imitated thunder as a black lightning was seen coming from the football which was kicked with such precision and force as it landed in the goal post bursting through the net.

Infamous - 1 Exodus - 0

From my point of view I saw the team arguing of how such a simple shot made it pass through six of them and the goalie.

Okay I admit, that kick was rather epic but still it was a long shot and could have risked us the ball.

We arranged ourselves in the same order as before getting ready for the match to begin. This time, Gilda had the ball and was facing DumBells.

*Whhirrrrrr*

She passed the ball towards him who then passed it back to their goalie, Treadmill. Whatever they were planning was not good.

Treadmill with the ball in his hooves threw the ball with such intense aiming it to the sky forcing its way onto our side as it pushed through air resistance.

"I got it!!" Lyra shouted and soon stopped as she saw a figure flying towards the ball

Gilda flew up and met the ball halfway there mimicking Dark's trick and kicked the ball aiming at our goalie.

*POW*

The ball looked like a mini black and white meteor aiming at our scared goalie.I had now come to realization they weren't looking for a goal! They were trying to get us wounded without contact!

I looked horrified at the speed of that meteor with precision aiming for his head which could possibly kill our goal keeper, my friend.

I looked at Dark, he stood still and watched as everyone else shouted for Shot to move, some even ran to move him out of the way.

COME ON PONY! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE THE FASTEST ONE OF US!! SAVE SHOT!! HE IS PART OF OUR TEAM!

He had no intention of moving and I could not allow Shot to get hurt.

I rushed towards the future impact zone of the ball and returned it with a kick aiming exactly at the griffon.

*Crackle- WOOSHH!!*

The sound of the crackling was not thunder, I felt a bone crack under the intense force of the ball as I returned it with a little surprise as it spontaneously was inflamed with black tribal fire.

"AGGGHHHHHH FUCK!! MY LEG IS BROKEN!!" I screamed in pain as the missile made contact with Gilda knocking her out of the air.

*Whhirrrrrr*

"INFAMOUS WINS!!" Luna announced.

......The fuck just happened?

" EXODUS' TEAM DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH PLAYER TO PARTAKE!! INFAMOUS WINS BY DEFAULT!!"

Oh I got it, they at least needed six members to participate. Our win didn't block out the fact that I had a broken leg....again.

"SOMEONE GET TWILIGHT!!" Ditzy announced as she held me in her hooves not wanting to make contact with my broken leg.

" I already have her," said Silent Charge. Damn he works fast.

" What seems to be the problem?" She said in a calm tone. Something totally opposite of what I was.

" MY BUCKING LEG!!! AHHH IT PAINS!!"

" I think we're going to have to amputate it," She obviously joked with a laugh, as her horn glowed with a spell about to cast.

"YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME!!" I shouted with pain.

She focused her spell on my broken bones as she tried wielding them together. I gripped onto the soft grass on the field as I endured every second of unbearable pain.

The whole process took at least ten seconds flat but was twenty percent more painful than when it had broken.

[ So....that's what pregnancy feels like]

"Pshhtt what a wuss," Dark Lightning said.

" HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YOU'RE THE FASTEST ONE OF US AND YOU WATCHED AS IF IT DIDN'T MATTER!" I shouted at him.

"That broken leg could have happened to me."

" FUCK YOU AND YOUR LEG OKAY! WE ARE A TEAM AND WE HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT BALL WAS HEADING?!!"

"....."

" Answer me." I growled.

"No. I don't know."

"Oh, okay cool, you don't know," I said calmly and then shouted," IT WAS AIMING FOR HIS FUCKING HEAD! THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!! AND YOU JUST STOOD AND WATCHED??!!" Now I was seeming like the dark one.

" Graze, calm down." Twilight said.

"NO! HE NEEDS TO LEARN WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED! HE IS NOT BETTER THAN ANY OF US IF HE THINKS HE CAN WIN THIS BY HIMSELF OR DOESN'T MAKE A SACRIFICE TO SAVE A LIFE! HE HAD THE ABILITY TO AND HE WASTED IT!"

" YOU DON'T SHOUT TO HER LIKE THAT!" Dark shouted at me.

"Look I'm sorry Twilight," She nodded understanding where I was coming from and I watched Dark again," Don't even think of playing on this team if you have that attitude and won't commit. We can win without you and you know what? I am better than you, We are better than you until you prove me wrong. He could have died and you just stood there and watched." I said calmly with a serious tone, shouting was making me weak but he needed to know. I walked away quiet and calm as everyone stood silent from that scene. They never heard me that serious in their life.

{No.}

" I'm sorry about Graze he get's very over protective of his friends," Twilight said making conversation with Lightning.

" No, he is right, I was too selfish, I don't belong in this game," Dark Lightning said.

" Even though he may sound vex at you, he would have done the same for you, it was just in the heat of the moment, give him time to cool off."

"....."

" And don't worry you're an excellent soccer player, but it's all about teamwork." Twilight said smiling at Dark.

"Thanks Ms. Sparkle. "

"I read it in a book and oh please, call me Twilight....Would you like to talk before the next match? We have at least ninety minutes before the second round." She said with a blush.

"Yes, please I would like that. I need to get my mind off things." Dark said,''I think I will join in the finals, give him his space for the second match and cheer for him then.''

She smiled and they both headed off to the stands to talk until the next game.

-------------Second Match--------------

2-2

This match was between the Apple Family members, Big Macintosh, Brae Burn, AppleJack and also Colgate, Caramel and Carrot Top.

Ditzy had scored one and so did Vinyl while on the next side Big Macintosh and Brae Burn scored.

I had removed Shot for SeaBreeze as their would be complications going against your own marefriend.

" GO GRAZE GO!!!!" Dark shouted with Twilight.

I ran with the ball as if I were dancing with it, maneuvering and dodging all the opponents, zipping through them as if it wasn't a task.

I was finally close to the goal post and took the shot aiming for the upper left hand corner.

Shit, AppleJack deflected it with a buck in the air towards me. I semi flipped backwards as the ball came close to me and bicycle kicked it into the net.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!" The elongated shout boomed over the speakers for fifteen seconds.

I made a victory lap, Bro Hoofing my teammates and then running towards Ditzy hugging her.

"You wouldn't believe what Graze nearly did to a pony when she had hit her." Twilight said remembering the day of the mall with hesitation in her voice.

"What did he do?" Dark was anxious to hear, what a simple pegasus such as myself nearly did.

" He took out a griffon and nearly killed a stallion twice his size....with a book." She was still scared to remember what I had done but if that was repeated in front of me, I would have accepted that with pride. I stood up for my girlfriend.

Dark's eyes widened."WHAT!?"

"Yeah, he also went through a bar fight of twenty ponies because of her. He really does love her." She looked at the field me hugging Ditzy and letting out a sigh.

" You okay Twilight?"

"Yeah I'm fine, it's just, look at them, I never experienced joy like that in my life, I want it so badly, I've only read about it."

Dark moved a bit closer to Twilight and looked at her straight in the face with a smile.

YUP!! DARK SMILED.

Twilight looked at him and moved closer, she felt closer to him and somehow safe. She never really did talk to someone for that long and she felt connected towards him as if she helped him change a bit.

She leaned her head on his shoulder and began to talk for another ninety minutes.

-----------------Third Match----------------

The beginning of the third match was coming close. I looked at my teammates Octavia, Bon Bon who I forced into the match because she did not play yet, Shot, Ditzy who wanted to play this game out with me, Vinyl and myself.

I was giving their warm up speech when I heard a sudden trotting of hoof steps. I looked at the source, Dark as he moved closer, with the same serious expression.

" I want to play, for our team."

I looked at him with my serious expression wondering if I should give him a next chance.

[ I say give it to him]

{Why?}

[ Look at his conscience a bit clearer, he has a second one....and it's smiling]

{This is quite odd for you Kill}

[ I believe in second chances thus so do you]

I looked at it carefully, it was smiling but also a shine of hope gleamed from it praying I said yes.

"Okay fine, but the minute you act on yourself and not for others, you know what will come next."

"Yes, Twilight told me."

I smiled knowing he knew of consequences," Good. Bon Bon we know you don't want to play, it's alright you relax with Lyra," I smiled at her.

"Thanks Graze!" and she ran off the field to the benches.

We walked up to the middle of the field and saw our opponents, SpitFire, Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Zecora and another Pegasus who I've seen use smoke with lightning. What an odd team, with a zebra.

[ Becareful I heard those things are wicked fast!]

Pinkie Pie was Goal Keeper for one and only one reason, Pinkie Sense.

The ball was between me and Dark. I suppose you can say Yin and Yang.

*WHIIRRRRRR*

I passed the ball to Dark and with that the game begun. We ran up the field trying to confuse the players and Pinkie Pie passing the ball back and forth to each other, as it zig zagged through their entire field, the tried rushing us or intercepting the ball with various slide tackles.

We were close to the goal and I saw Pinkie's tail vibrate. I ran up and screamed my battle cry, and swung my leg to kick the ball. Pinkie dove to where the ball should have been but I paused mid way and shot it in the space allowed because of a little teamwork and trickery.

Infamous - 1 Team Awesome ( I wonder who came up with that name) - 0

The ball was at the centre again between SpitFire and Soarin.

*WHIIRRRRRR*

She passed it to Soarin' who trotted while still using his wings for speed and controlled the ball all at the same time. Many of my teammates rushed, the blue pegasus but none kept up with his speed. He quickly made it to the goal without a sweat and shot it where Crack protected. Goal.

Infamous - 1 Team Awesome - 1

The ball was now between Vinyl and Octavia who stood on two hooves. Wow, I mean wow, how was she going to play like that?

The whole crowd stood in silent as they watched the grey pony on her hind legs.

*WHIIRRRR*

Vinyl gave a small kick to the ball. The air was so silent and unpolluted with noise, you literally heard the plastic touch Octavia's hind leg.

*Touch*

Octavia ran on her own two hind legs, the ball constantly dribbled as she kept control. The entire team watched as their own Zecora did the same and rushed her.

Simply Celestia, What the fuck have you created.

Forever confuffled,

Razor Graze.

The two battled for the ball slide tackling and keeping it in the air. Octavia jumped over Zecora and juggled the ball with her knees and hooves.

Pinkie Pie too was shocked as she saw Octavia in such a humane stance.

The ball continuously juggled in the air, only to come down for another raise in the sky. Octavia kneed the ball a bit higher, jumped with a spin and kicked the ball with such grace and power.

"GOALLL!!! YOU HAVE SEEN IT HERE FOLKS, OUR OWN OCTAVIA PHILHARMONICA ON HER TWO HIND LEGS SCORED A GOAL!!" Luna announced.

The crowd was in shock and awe, their mouths agape from what just took place.

Infamous - 2 Team Awesome - 1

The ball took it's place between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie who exchanged places with the other pegasus.

*WHIIRRRR*

Rainbow kicked the ball to Pinkie Pie, who just simply hoped the entire field with the ball in her control. We all tried to slide tackle her. I MEAN LITERALLY WE ALL TRIED TO GET THE BALL FROM HER!

SHE WAS USING HER CELESTIA DAMNED PINKIE SENSE AND NO ONE COULD HAVE TOUCHED THE DAMN BALL!!

We all laid on the floor from our failed attempts of slide tackling as she made her way to Shot.

She stopped infront of him, giggled a little bit and then growled moving into battle stance. Pulling out this weird cannon like object out of no where! THE WHOLE STADIUM SAW AND IT JUST POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE! ALL THAT CRAZY PINK PONY DID WAS STRETCH HER BACK BEHIND HER AS SHE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AND *POOF* THERE IT WAS A PINK CANNON! WAS THAT FUCKING LEGAL??!!

Pinkie placed the ball fitting perfectly in the cannon and aimed directly at him.

*BOOM* MOTHER FUCKING CONFETTI !!

He looked at the ball coming towards him, his last words being," Celestia help me,'' as the ball hit him and both crashed into the net.

Pinkie bounced back to her goalie position happy that she scored a goal.

Infamous - 2 Team Awesome - 2 ???

Dark Lightning and I stood between the ball. We needed to focus or it would have cost us the game.

*WHIIRRRRRRR*

The crowd was going wild, waiting for the epic conclusion and chanted," OOOOLEE OLE OLE OLE OLEEE OLEE OLE!!" repeatedly.

He passed the ball to me and the game began. Soarin rushed me as I passed the ball to Dark while I jumped over the pony shaped missile.

He ran with the ball, controlling it, dodging SpitFire and Zecora. Rainbow Dash assaulted Dark not with a slide tackle, but with the Buccaneer Blaze blinding him in the spot only for a few seconds with the ball missing from his possession.

" I have to have faith in my teammates!" Dark said to himself.

Rainbow dashed the entire field a rainbow trail behind her as she looked back at us. Octavia took that moment to steal the ball with a successful, slide tackle from her hind legs and controlled the game.

Zecora charged her like a train, Octavia panicked and shouted," GRAZEE!!!"

She kicked the ball in the air towards me," RUN FORWARD DARK!!"

"GO LIGHTNING GOO!!!" Twilight shouted from the stands cheering on her "friend".

I caught the ball and passed it mid air towards Dark. I kicked the ball as hard as could knowing that he was at least halfway across the field by now.

*WOOSHH*

If that ball was a pony it would have been dead from being scorched with black flames, twice.

Dark jumped towards the ball using his wings for an extra boost he had reached the ball and kicked it with intense force causing lightning to strike all powered through one kick.

Okay, that pony would have died not only because of the fire but now because of the lightning which charged it!

*FWOOSHH- CRACKLE CRACKLE- BOOM!*

A thunderous boom came from that kick, the ball was now inflamed and struck with lightning...TWICE.

[WHO THE FUCK SAYS LIGHTNING DON'T STRIKE TWICE IN THE SAME PLACE!!??]

Pinkie Pie didn't need Pinkie Sense to know that ball was gonna score. So she ran out of the goal post and far out in the field.

The ball made contact with the net and there was a huge black discharge destroying the whole net while the black flames burnt anything that remained.

"GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!'' Luna shouted.

The entire crowd went wild shouting our names.

I looked at Dark and smiled at him.

He walked to me and I extended out my hoof. He shook his head denying it but with a smile. He then gave a celebratory bro-hug not only because we won the game but also that I had accepted him as a friend.

I broke the hug as I heard a sudden voice" LIGHTNING!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!" It was Twilight who ran up to him and hugged him giving him a surprise kiss.

Even through his black coat, he blushed as she broke the kiss," Are we really...." He began to question.

She nodded furiously interrupting him and kissed him again, then simply embraced him.

He looked at me and mouthed," Thank You."

I didn't do anything but maybe it was something he needed to do. I simply waved a hoof off to him as he celebrated with his new marefriend.

Where was mine?

She was now rushing to me halfway across the field, tackling me to the floor and kissed me. She had cut off the kiss

and pulled me up. The whole crowd was still cheering from our victory, Shot was with AppleJack and Breeze was with Fluttershy both celebrating their victories.

I placed my wing around Ditzy, she and I looked at the new happy couple, Twilight and Dark Lightning. Not only did he got a marefriend but he got my respect, my trust and friendship.

I looked closer and stared at his conscience, it had the widest grin ear to ear and that showed he changed for the best. All that was left was to go home and celebrate. WOOHOO!!!

"By the way what do you call that move the two of you pulled off in the finals?" Twilight asked Dark.

" The NecroBlaze Light."

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Preview OF YET ANOTHER EPIC FIGHT SCENE!!

"DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK THEM! YOU ARE FIGHTING ME! ONLY ME!" I was in Killjoy state on top of Shadow as he tried to aim for Ditzy.

My wings had the black flare from the fight two days ago when we had fought him.

I punched him in the face scorching him," YOU THINK THEY WANT THIS FOR YOU!! LOOK AT YOURSELF ALL YOU THINK IS OF REVENGE!! FOR FUCKING WHAT!! IT'S NOT GOING TO BRING THEM BACK!"

He, the tyrant himself began to whimper in fear, he was in no condition to fight from the last move and even before he still had a few broken bones.

"ANSWER ME!! THINK OF YOUR FAMILY!! THEY WOULD NEVER WANT THIS FOR YOU!! YOU TOLD ME THEY LIVED HAPPILY!! AND LOOK AT HOW FUCKING PATHETIC YOU ARE!!"

" YOU ARE LOWER, LOWER THAN GARBAGE !!" I was even more furious than the fight before now that he had told me his story.

" WELL ANSWER ME!! OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I WILL MAKE YOU REJOIN YOUR FAMILY!! RIGHT FUCKING HERE AND NOW!!"

" GRAZE!! WE ARE PONIES!! WE DO NOT KILL!" Twilight shouted.

" HE IS NO PONY! JUST LOOK AT HIM! NO PONY KILLS LIKE HE HAD TO!"

He began to even shake in fear as I rose my hoof in black flames.

And suddenly a brown aura engulfed my hoof. I wasn't myself anymore at that moment, I had lost control of myself in the heat of the moment.

" GRAZE! STOP OR WE WILL HAVE TO!" Shot said.

" YOU ACTUALLY WANT HIM! TO LIVE?! ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!"

" You aren't the Graze we know.... we are going to get you back even if we have to force it..." Dark said," I will not let you go down this path."

" None of us will," Breeze said.

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Comfort and Consciences

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

 { I respond in these}

From my little strange encounter with that pony whose name I never got, I firstly needed to go to the library to pick up a book which was desperately needed for future studying. Walking through the halls, I met one of my classmates and greeted him as I usually would," Hey White Noise, how's the morning treating ya'?" I asked the white pegasi with a striped brown and white mane wearing a pair of glasses.

" Oh nothing, just going to get prepared for Celestia's speech, are you going?" He asked me.

" Yeah of course, but first I really need to go to the library to get some books from Dark and Twilight, see ya around okay?" I then bro hoofed him and trotted towards the school library. Upon entering the library doors, I saw Dark speaking with that same Celestia's witness pony who was now alerted that I had entered the building.

[ Freeze mother fucker, and behold Kill ]

< You are so vain >

The pony glared at me with death in his eyes and teleported from the library, I trotted over to Dark curious of what had just happened," Hey Dark, who was that pony?"

" Oh, that's just Fifty Fifty, he was just telling me about some Celestia's witness program, by the way, are you going later on today for her speech?"

" Yeah dude, don't worry I'm going to be there," I answered his question," By the way, I need to borrow one of the library's

physics text books, got any spares?"

Dark nodded zooming through the library quickly picking up a text and handed it to me," Lucky pony you, that's the last copy."

" Hahahaha, yeah I know I am," I replied but then got distracted yet again by the immense amount of comfort, Dark needed to know. I grabbed him and looked him in the eyes," Dude, these pants are so fucking comfy, I mean, it just sways and swings, you need to try this."

[ It seriously is, it feels like sex, without the sex ]

< So it feels like nothing? Dude, what the honest fuck is wrong with you?>

[ It's the pants talking not me..... We have to destroy them, the world shall not know of it's comfort. ]

" Dude, I don't wear clothes, I am not going to play dress up like some filly," Dark responded to which I expressed bemuse.

" Dude, your dad wears clothes, so technically you just dissed your father," I said walking off with the book in my saddlebags and outside the doors of the library only catching one more response from Dark.

" I am so fucked."

[ Yes you are ]

< Hefty Hefty Hefty > Joy chanted pumping his hoof in the air.

From the library, the next thing to do on my list was to sit in the cafeteria and flip through the pages of this book, damn, I really hated studying. I took a seat near the window pane which allowed Celestia's sun to shine through it making my studying a little bit less stressful. A few minutes had passed as I read only to be disrupted by my sixth sense or to be properly named, Kill and Joy.

< Graze look! It's Grim, the guy from the mall, I think you should say hi >

[ That pony creeps me the fuck out, something ain't right man ]

{ Oh yeah, he is scary but the way Fifty isn't? Kill, you sometimes make no sense }

[ Hey fuck you man, I'm just warning you ]

I listened to both Kill and Joy this time, I was going to walk across but something did seem odd, my side of the cafeteria was bright as hell while his, let's just say Omnius needed to fix some lights.

" Hey Grim, how's it hanging?" I asked the pony who was busy enjoying his breakfast.....Ugh, that oatmeal? Was he crazy?

He gulped down his food looking at me," What do you want?"

" Look, I just want to say sorry that we started up on such bad terms."

" It's fine," he replied instantly his head still looking at his oatmeal. I opened my mouth again to talk but was soon interrupted," Look, I don't blame you for anything but I have to go study a bit before this whole Celestia thing starts."

I nodded understanding where he was coming from yet I knew he still had not forgiven me, maybe he just needed time," Alright man, see you later, if you need anything just tell me."

" Sure," and with that, he pushed the bowl softly away from him and teleported with the haze coming from his horn.

" Well that went well," I said to myself walking back to my seat. My eyes quickly diverted to a certain grey pony," Hey Fifty!" I shouted and galloped towards him, nevertheless my attempt was futile him having the upper advantage being a unicorn," Celestia damn it! What the fuck is up with that guy? Can't I go a day without being creeped out?" I ranted taking my seat yet again.

Oh sweet mercy of the Princess' these pants were so fucking comfortable, I mean, I just couldn't stop thinking about it, they were always on my mind of why I did not try this earlier?

The expression on my face could have been only picture as satisfactory relief when one has orgasmed....Yup, that's the best description I have. Suddenly, I realized that my wings had sprung out fully from this comfortable yet sexual sensation.

[ Well, this is embaras-- Who the fuck am I kidding? HANG OUT WITH YOUR WANG OUT!]

< ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!>

Both Kill and Joy bro hoofed one another knowing the rhyme. I tucked my wings on the inside of my vest hoping that no pony would notice grabbing the book with my mouth directly in front of me adding to the concealment as I tried to make a quick escape fro the cafeteria.

[ Dude you are acting way to suspicious ]

< WOW! ANARCHY! TWELVE O'CLOCK!>

I trotted towards her as she had now come out from those same exact cafeteria doors, I looked at the side of my wings still tucked in neatly and back at her, she alone was smiling. Wait....Was she actually seeing my wingboner? I made a quick check, not possible...That must mean...

[ FEMALES CAN SENSE BONERS! QUICKLY JOY, WE MUST RESEARCH UPON THIS ] Kill said holding Joy by his shoulder [ WE CAN BE THE FIRST FOR THIS DISCOVERY!]

" Oh, hello Graze, watcha got there?" Anarchy said looking at the book.

" Numfin," I muffled out as best as I could, book between my teeth. She grabbed the book out of my mouth snapping her fingers teleporting it instantly back to the library.

" Now what are you hiding?" She smiled evilly and teased," Do I have to pull the rope again?"

I shook my head not wanting the rope, please Celestia if you are out there, not the rope! PLEASE NOT THE ROPE!

[ YES! THE ROPE! FINALLY! WOOHOO! WET MANE HERE WE COME!]

" Tsk Tsk Graze, I thought you would have known better," Anarchy said bringing a chair lying back upon it and pulled the imaginary rope releasing invisible water upon herself, damn that wet mane was hot! BUT WHY TO ME?! My wings couldn't hold themselves anymore as they popped out from the pure pressure of the rope.

[ And I jizzed in my pants]

< Metaphorically speaking>

" And my job is done," Anarchy said walking through the entire cafeteria giving every male and female wing boners. Well, at least it wasn't me alone, so I walked out the cafeteria with pride spreading my wingboner with pride.

" Graze! Have some dignity in yourself!" Lyra said as I passed by her.

" Nnnnnope!!" I replied walking through the halls like a boss.... Like a boss with a boner.

*RRRRIIIINNNNNNGGGGG*

" Oh crap! The ceremony is about to begin!" I exclaimed rushing through the halls with my bonerfied wings hitting everypony from my right and left....Technically speaking if you think about it, they were slapped with my boner.

[ Mmmm Yeah]

< Me gusta >

Rushing through the halls, I found the massive crowds of ponies waiting for the ruler of Equestria to give her speech, many pegasi were flying trying to get a better look as the ones earthed to the floor chatting with one another.

I soon spotted my group of friends talking to one another except for one mare," Hey guys! Where's Vine?"

" Hey Graze, I think she is sick," Ice announced," Ha! Serves her right, even if she tried I could never get the cold."

" That's so ironic," Legit announced as it did make sense," Your name is Ice, you're cold but you can never get the cold....Seems Legit bro."

" Anyways, why is she sick?" I asked curiously.

" Those Super Mocha Chillers, everypony who drank them got sick, I don't know what went wrong with them," Light answered.

" But wait! I drank some of it and I'm not sick!" Aroma stated.

" Yeah because you drank a small amount," Light replied.

" Oh yeah, right!" Aroma chuckled," Anyways Graze! Oh hey, that rhymes! Hahaha, anyway, that Grim pony across there seems to be kinda alone maybe you should say hi!" she pointed to the pony who had attended the ceremony.

" Been there done that," I replied.

" But Graze, he seems so alone, he isn't going to go anywhere so just try and befriend him," Breeze pointed out.

" Dude, you are too high on the hormones, calm down, I'm not gay but I will see what I can do," I pointed out to Breeze, honestly, we needed to re-stallionize him but there was so much shit going on everyday! My track of thought went blank again as I realized yet another mare was missing,"Where's Ditzy?"

" Oh, she couldn't make it, still sick in bed," Aroma informed me of my mare.

I sighed and walked off," I will check up on her after this, see you ponies later!"

" Bye Graze and good luck!" CrackShot being the first to wish me.

" Thanks Shot, I think I'm going to need it." I thus began my journey to the back of the auditorium where Grim had stood alone," Hey Grim, enjoying the ceremony so far?"

He pulled down his shades and answered," It didn't even start yet."

" Hello, Equestrian High!" Princess Celestia bellowed upon the stage as she had now entered.

I smiled smugly to Grim as timing was always perfect with me but soon getting back on topic ," Sorry but can we start on a new hoof?" I lent out my hoof to him with a smile," Hi, my name is Graze and you a--" I felt a slight sting at the back of my neck as my body instantly dropped to the floor like a stone knocked out cold. I only had a few seconds to watch as Grim stood confused and pushed my body to see if I was okay, he called out my name many times but I couldn't focus on the entire scene, my vision had gone blurry. The last thing I saw was Grim meeting the same fate as me and a certain stallion appearing before the two of us.

[ What the fuck happened?! GRAZE! WAKE UP!]

< Graze? Graze! Kill! What happened?! >

[ I-I don't know! Wait a second is th-- ] Kill said incompletely meeting the same fate as Grim and I knocking out cold to the floor.

< WAIT! STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU!> And now, it was Joy's turn.

I soon whited out completely unaware of my surroundings as I missed the entire speech being dragged off to an unknown location.

----------------------------- One hour later ----------------------------

Chaser was in the washroom of the school taking a break as the speech had finished, he bent his head by the tap splashing some water upon his face and looked into the mirror," HOLY FUCK!? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?" Chaser shouted at the reflection of Celestia behind him.

" Oh, I've been here ever since you entered," Celestia smiled trotting towards Chaser as he backed against the wall.

" What do you want Princess? Why do you love to torment me?!" Chaser exclaimed.

" Why what is the other reason that teasing Luna's coltfriend," Celestia then laughed to herself but soon calmed down," But today is different, I am not here to patronize you but to merely invite both you and Luna to dine at the Canterlot Castle," she then made a scroll appear before his eyes.

Cloud Chaser opened and read through the invite reading between every single line as if he was a lawyer looking for some kind of loop hole or trick, fortunately for him, there was none to be found," Okay Princess I will play your little game for now but.....Princess? Celestia? Hello?" Chaser said looking around at the once occupied bathroom.

" Chaser come out here and stop talking to yourself! The princess is outside and taking her leave!" Omnius exclaimed entering the bathroom.

" Damn it Celestia! Why do you toy with me?!"

My eyes opened slowly as my vision was blurred and my head spinning from the effects of knocking out unconscious. I tried to move my hooves but soon realized that I was strapped tightly down to a chair in a dark room, I looked left and right but thank Celestia I had found Grim," Hey Grim! Wake up! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" I shouted.

" Oh don't worry Graze, it's just you and me now, he will be up shortly, sadly he is going to miss our little fun you and I will share," A creepy voice said coming from the shadows as I heard a clopping sound coming closer and closer. The shadow had hit a source of light revealing his face.

Holy fuck, the pony behind all this was Fifty Fifty. He had thee scariest smile ever as he watched upon me psychotically and approached me.

" Any last words from the three of you?" He asked calmly and scarily.

[ OH YEAH! I ONLY HAVE ONE!] Kill shouted looking seriously [YOLO!]

Kill, I swear I will fucking murder you if I survive.

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Relaxation & Boredom

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

After my touching brother sister moment with Aroma I released my embrace off of her," Thank you Aroma but I still need to see one mare."

Aroma nodded and replied," No problem Graze, I think I will see the other mares, still kinda early."

I smiled to her and trotted to the door," No problem, see you later." Saying that, both her and I had left the living room empty. I walked into the room seeing Ditzy with her back against the frame, she watched upon me with horror and shock.

" GRAZE! WHAT HAPPENED?!" She exclaimed from her bedside worried over me.

I simply smiled and chuckled knowing how many times this has already happened," Oh, you know the usual."

[ Yup, getting our asses kicked is the usual ]

< What a wonderful life we live >

I trotted over to Ditzy and asked her the obvious," How are you feeling though? That's what I am worried about, I missed you whole day."

" I'm feeling better thanks to Valkyria," she said smiling at the resting dragon on the floor," I missed you too," she nuzzled me by my snout. A shot of pain flowed through my entire body as I cringed from that simple touch," Graze! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

< OW OW OW OW!>

[ CELESTIA FUCKING DAMN IT! I FORGOT THAT WAS BROKEN!] Kill shouted in pain [ Don't worry Graze, it's only going to be for a few seconds]

{ What's going to be for a few seconds?} I asked curiously.

I felt the force of somepony's else control on my hooves as they both touched my snout to which I slightly cringed in pain," Graze? What are you doing?" Ditzy asked.

*SNAP* A slight tear formed in my eye as Kill forcefully pushed back the bone of my snout in place. Next thing I knew it, I was on the floor crying, screaming and rolling in pain being completely unprepared for that.

[ Oh, stop being a pussy]

{ KILL! I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!}

[ You can't]

< Sorry Graze but Kill is kinda right >

The pain slowly subsided as I got up on all four hooves," Why did you just...."

" Wasn't me but I can finally breathe and feel through my snout again," I said with a straight face once again speaking to Kill and Ditzy.

" Oh really? Can you now?" Ditzy asked pulling me into a kiss," How does that feel?"

I rolled my eyes and levelly shook my hoof," Meh."

" Really? Meh?" Ditzy asked with a smile knowing that I was playing with her," How about this?" She then grabbed me from where I stood by her bed side and literally pulled me into the bed laying on top of her as she pulled me into yet another but longer kiss.

< Awwww, I love these moment>

[ WOOHOOO!!! WE GOING TO GET SOME TONIGHT!!]

< And you just ruined the moment>

We continued playfully kissing each other on the bed enjoying every last moment with our love, there were occasional nuzzles and hugs as well as a few breaths for air. After our little play time, I zoned out falling asleep on the bed from today's activities. I was actually on top of Ditzy as I slept on her like a bed using her chest as a soft comfy pillow for my head to lie upon, the tables were actually turned for this moment. She looked at my white and icy colored stain coat tainted with black and blue marks," Graze....What am I going to do about you?" She said nuzzling my cheek.

Aroma had taken a slight trip to the cafeteria feeling slightly more energetic than me, she soon had met up with a few mares, being the Mane Six, surrounding the cafeteria table.

" Hey Aroma!" Twilight called out,"Why don't you come sit with us?"

" Oh hi girls!" Aroma said happily taking a seat between Rarity and Pinkie.

" Oh Darling, I do love your mane! How do you keep it so tidy?...Unlike Graze," Rarity asked.

Aroma chuckled and pointed to the bun at the back of her hair," Simple as that!" Pinkie then began to poke it testing out its durability," Haha, what are you doing?"

" Oh nothing," Pinkie replied," So who's the lucky colt!"

" Oh yes! I do want to hear about such a lucky stallion," Rarity said.

" Ya really must be keepin' him in place with that amount of magic ya' showed off there today," AppleJack replied.

" You must teach me that spell! It was amazing!" Twilight interjected.

Aroma chuckled," Sorry Twi, only Graze and I can use it, passed down through the genes," she then stared looking down at the table somewhat ashamed,"....And, I don't have a stallion."

" Oh...But, why? You're such a pretty mare," FlutterShy said.

" There is no need to worry Aroma, not everypony here has a coltfriend, I don't have one and I'm doing perfectly fine," Rarity interjected.

" And I'm pretty sure colts aren't the only types out there, what about mares? Vine and I are doing pretty well," Rainbow Dash offered a suggestion.

" No I'm fine, I'm not interested in mares, no offense."

" Non taken."

" But, I just want to be treated like a mare once in a while with a loving colt....Like you girls."

AppleJack bursted out in laughter,"Hahahahaha, are you kiddin'? Coltfriends are a handful! Harder to buck some sense into them than apple season."

" Oh, so true, I am still pissed off with Dark for that comment during the argument," Twilight sighed.

" Oh yeah! Ice isn't getting anything for a while!" Pinkie exclaimed.

" .....I think Breeze needs to go through Iron Will's training...." Fluttershy whispered.

" Ooooooo that burns," Rainbow Dash implied.

" But, what about Graze? He seems to not have any problems at all!" Aroma said the truth.

" Well I don't know how Graze does it but Vine and I don't have any troubles, AT ALL!" Rainbow Dash boasted.

" Yeah yeah live it up Skittles," AppleJack teased," Where is the mare anyway?"

" She is extremely sick, her room is a no enter zone until she gets better," Rainbow Dash said," Poor mare is going to have to clean up that mess in the courtyard."

" Really? Why her?" Aroma asked confused.

" She's the groundskeeper, takes care of all the school's plant life," Rainbow Dash said.

" Aww poor Vine, has to do all that work by herself, tell her I said sorry," Aroma apologized.

*SLAM* " AWWW BOO HOO! LOOK WHO HAS TO CLEAN UP THE COURTYARD! IT'S COMPLETELY AN EASY JOB EVERY BUCKING DAY!" Omnius exclaimed randomly slamming the knife wrench upon the table scaring the girls and walking off to a Mr. Charge in the background," Told ya I can do it."

" Didn't know you had it in ya," Charge said placing ten bits in Omnius' hoof as they both walked out of the cafeteria.

The awkward silence then made itself a member into the group soon being broken by Aroma," So ladies, I think I can help you about your problem."

" How?" They all asked.

" I got this, tell them to meet in Graze's and Ditzy's dorm ten tomorrow morning."

" But throughout the course of the next one to two days it appears that he is hiding some actual pretty sever stuff, such as broken bone, weakness, trouble breath and fatigue. The cause is that when the dragon was breathing fire on Shadow, the pure exuriton that he put on his body made him have to draw energy from any other place that the body had to offer, which was from the internal organs, muscles, bones and pretty much everything else," Cross informed Trixie who had stayed by Light's side throughout the recovery.

" But is he going to be okay?! Is there anything else I need to know?!" Trixie demanded to know.

" It turns out that its a condition which is more commonly known as Allicorn's bane. It got that name from when the alicorn race was more common. The allicorns would always try to impress others by showing how powerful they were, but as time went on, almost all of them eventually used too much energy and died out. However now the medical tech in Equestria has gotten better and ponies are able to recover from this... slowly but they will surely recover. That is if they are gotten to the hospital's ICU ASAP."

" Will he survive though?" Trixie said looking at Light," Did he make it on time?"

" Of course he did, in the end it turns out that Graze stopped his sister right on time, if she had gone on with the attack any longer Light would....."

" Thank you Red Cross," Trixie interrupted before his sentence of unforgivable words were incomplete," May I stay with him?"

" Of course you may, he needs the support."

" Chaser I think you're overreacting, Celestia only wants us to have dinner, that is all," Luna said to Chaser packing his bags. His ear twitched from the 'Celestia'.

" You call this overreacting?" Chaser then pointed a hoof to the mountain pile of hate mail and began his rant," I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN IN BUCKING WEEKS! EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS HERS AND YOU KNOW SHE HAS EYES ON ALL OF US! I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A DUMP KNOWING THAT SHE IS WATCHING ME!"

" Okay...That is too much information but maybe you can change her mind, if you just talk with her," Luna offered," Maybe if you dress properly and act like royalty, you can reason with her."

Chaser looked at Luna with intensity in his eyes," Luna honey, there is no reasoning with her," Luna then pouted at Chaser making him feel a bit guilty inside, he sighed and replied," But for you, fine, only for you. It's time for me to suit up."

Chaser then walked over to his closet revealing one shiny clean black suitcase," What is that Cloud?"

" Oh, you'll see," he popped it open and placed a fedora hat on his head, he then used his hoof swiping the rim of it," Swag."

" But Cloud, that doesn't match well with your jacket." Luna reminded him.

" Oh, I know, it's time I visited one of my students."

" And who is that?"

" The only one who wears clothes of course, Graze."

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Day 1: Explanation and Tactics

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

{ I respond in these}

Why is life so hectic for me? It's like I can't get a break. Firstly, we fight Shadow, three times! Then we have to fight him at max? Wasn't he already at max? No, he was being held back by Light and now we have to train until Sunday! Today being what? Wednesday?

[ Oh shut up! Just get your ass out of bed and bring Aroma, it's time to meet Light]

{ At five thirty in the bucking morning?!}

< Yes, he just wants to tell us before class starts>

{ Again. AT FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!}

< I'm sure he has a good reason, just get up and don't wake Ditzy>

I released a heavy sigh and quickly rolled off my bed. From the sound of my hooves touching the floor,Valkyria's head immediately shot up as she soon quickly approached me. " Shhhh, I'm going out for a while, don't tell Ditzy okay?" The dragon tilted her head in confusion. " Fine, don't tell her and I will take you for a walk later," I reasoned with the now happy dragon.

Exiting the room, I saw Aroma on the couch, sleeping in a very uncouth position with her head hanging over one end. I poked at her hoping it would be enough," Psstt, Aroma! Wake up!" I hissed.

" Leave me alone Graze, you know I need at least ten hours of sleep to function," she responded holding a yawn.

[ What about that stallion who was knocking at the door last night?] Kill obviously lied.

< What stalli-oof- Hey! What was that for!> Joy exclaimed at Kill who had kicked him. < Oh right, that stallion. >

" Really?! Who is he? What's his name! Is he still by the door?" ....Why would the stallion still be by the door?

" Nope, sorry Aroma but he wanted me to tell you to meet him in the cafeteria." Aroma smiled from ear to ear at this waiting for a response, "Like now."

" Oh! Then what are we waiting for?!" Aroma said hyper actively as she rushed towards the door with me in her telekenetic spell. With a quick gallop she rushed down the halls as I simply allowed her to carry me.... Honestly, I was lazy and galloping at five in the morning seems to be her thing.

Sooner than later, we arrived before the twin cafeteria doors as she quickly slammed through it with the doors swinging back and knocking me to the floor.

Rubbing my head, I entered the cafeteria doors watching a rather confused Aroma as all she saw was Grim, Light and Vinetion at a table. " Ah, so you've made it!" Light called both of us for a seat.

" Wait a second, where is my stallion?" Aroma asked confused and a bit disappointed.

" Sorry Aroma, but we needed you here, this is much more important than a date," Light apologized.

" But I'm still here if you want a stallion," Grim said taking another chance.

Aroma looked at Grim and responded kindly with a smile ," No thanks, remember? We are just friends."

" Burned," Vinetion said taking noticed at the new level of friendzone.

" Anyways, since we are all here now, I shall gather everyone else," Light said as his horn glowed.

* BZZZTTT PING* With a mighty thud all of my friends had flooded the entire cafeteria in an instant. Whether they had liked it or not, they needed to be here.

" Hey! What's the big idea?!" CrackShot being the first to shout as he brought himself upon his hooves.

" Yeah! Can't you tell that I was asleep?! It's like five in the bucking morning!" Ice being the one to shout this time.

" I don't give a fuck about sleep right now!" I shouted trying to quiet them all," Wait, where is Legit, and Dark?"

" Right there," SeaBreeze pointed a hoof towards two sleeping ponies snuggling to one another.

" Oh Twilight, I love you," Dark said spooning the supposed lavender mare.

" Oh Aroma, promise me Graze never finds out," Legit said accepting the spooning. Aroma watched at Legit with disgust as he snuggled with Dark thinking it was her.

[ We are going to need another room for this much homo.]

< Yup, SwayBack Mountain all over again >

" AHEM!" I cleared my throat loudly immediately waking the two lovers.

" WHAT?!" They both shouted looking at me and then to one another," THE FUCK MAN?! GET OFF ME!"

It took a well enough ten seconds for both to stop their sensual scene and act like nothing happened.

" Good, now that everypony is wide awake, I can finally tell you all." Light said seriously.

" Tell us what?" The entire group said in unison excluding myself, Grim and Light who already knew.

" We are going to fight Shadow," I said with a pause," again."

" We kicked his ass twice and we can do it again!" Dark boasted.

" Yeah Graze, what's the big deal?" Aroma questioned with curiosity, " you and I did pretty good against him."

" That's not the point, we all survived through the skin of our teeth and this time it is going to be much more difficult," I warned them.

" Oh yeah," Ice said remembering his last encounter," took us two tries to actually take him down."

" Exactly, but this time, I won't be there too hold him back. I am going to finally relieve myself of him but only with the help of you guys," Light said beside me.

" And how are we going to actually yank the sucker out?" Crackshot asked.

" Simple," Grim paused," Okay, not so simple. I am going to mimic Light's spell to visit dreams, taking Graze, Kill and Joy with me. That's still not the hard part, taking him out will be much more difficult and from what I saw, Shadow isn't the one you would kindly ask."

" Wait but--"

" Hold on a sec, I'm not finished," Grim interrupted Breeze," the hardest part will be protecting Light."

" Why would we need to protect Light?" Ice asked.

" Because, since Shadow makes up a decent percent of him, taking him out will leave him defenseless and unconscious for approximately twenty minutes."

" And that is why, we need to train," I pointed out.

" But I don't understand, what if we just take him out and end him one time?" Breeze asked.

Vinetion was the next to stand out," Because, I've seen what he could do at full power. Simply ending him is not possible. Light is the game changer and we need to protect him."

" Oh yeah? What exactly can Shadow do?" Legit ignorantly asked.

" Look, you don't want to know. Let's just say if he gets out and wins, this school will burn to the floor with the students," I said with a slight shiver up my back remembering the scene oh too well.

" Why don't we just tell Dad and the other teachers?" Dark asked.

" Because," Ice interjected," obviously they would want to stop the fight before it happens and we don't want that happening."

" Correct, but I fear we won't be able to handle this ourselves," Vinetion added.

" I know, but let's just leave it as that for now, among us, no pony finds out, not even our marefriends. I hate to do this but, if they find out, we will get in trouble. Understood?" I asked the entire group who hesitated," Understood?" I repeated again.

They all gave an unsure nod as Grim continued," Alright ponies, you see this week? We are going to plan things out strategically, meaning, offensive, defensive and groupings."

" Groupings?" Aroma repeated.

" Yes. You see, we can't all handle Shadow at the same time, this will cause chaos. We each have an element which can either put us at major advantage or disadvantage."

" Except me," Legit raised his hoof.

" Yes, but even you have a part to play, but when the time comes, we shall tell you," Grim assured him and continued." As I was saying, team ups are to ensure we don't screw another over. For example, Dark, Vine? Can you two please come up?"

The wooden mare and the dark lightning pony stood beside Grim," Now, we all know wood conducts electricity, so if we put Vine with Dark, he would basically be useless." Grim took a breath for a pause and continued," Now, let's say for Vine and Ice, his ice based attacks will wither her plants."

" Heh, I know Dark can't touch earth," CrackShot chuckled," Ah mean, I have been learning a few new tricks."

" So that's why huh?" Legit said a bit amazed," Basically finding a stable team is key? Can it be more than two though?"

" Of course!" Dark shouted remembering the battle a few months back," Remember when Graze melted the ice and we electrocuted Shadow?"

" Oh yeah! Or when CrackShot lowered Graze's gravity so that he could have performed the double Necroflare."

" I wasn't there but yes, you have the gist of it," Grim complimented them.

" Yeah, of course I remember," Light said smiling sheepishly.

" Hold on a second, what about weather? We are pegasi right? Why don't we use it to our advantage?" Breeze asked.

" Because, a simple drizzle can either intensify Dark's lightning or weaken Graze's and Aroma's fire." Vinetion replied.

'' Hold on a second," Aroma entered the conversation," we can't be too sure that the day is going to be sunny like always. What if it does rain?"

" If it does, we deal with it," I said emotionless," I think that's it for now. The stadium shouldn't have any hoofball practice so we meet there after Mr. Charge's ending class.... Oh buck," I cursed myself.

< What's wrong Graze?>

{ We have Charge ...}

[ And so what?]

{ He is like us, he can read our minds }

[< Fuck our souls inverted.>]

------- Charge's Class Five Minutes Before Class Ends-------

So far so good. The entire day even during lunch, I checked upon my friends making sure they told no one and how we were going to meet up. Honestly, I had to keep my mind off the topic with a few random ideas from Kill and Joy. Some I liked and others that I didn't .

' Oh fuck, just hurry up! I can't take anymore of this crap!' I thought to myself with a worried look as the clock's hands upon the wall slowly ticked.

" Graze? Are you alright?" Ditzy asked me as my face twisted being mentally scarred from Kill and Joy's random thoughts.

" Yeah, I'm going to- *WHAP*"

" Graze! No talking in my class!" Charge shouted after throwing his book.

" I only said *WHAP* OH C'MON! *WHAP* Fine! I'm going to *WHAP* "

" To my desk, now!" he exclaimed to which I had no choice but to obey. I silently got up from my seat and took a trot down hell's lane appearing at his desk," I don't know what it is, but you're acting weird today Graze. Weirder than usual, what's happening?"

I gulped and watched as his two consciences of Light and Darkness stared both Kill and Joy trying to read our minds. " Nothing," I replied.

" Lying to me is not a good thing Graze," Charge warned as his consciences made steps closer to mine.

[ QUICKLY JOY! EMERGENCY PORN!] Kill ordered Joy as my mind was filled with fuck...Literally.

Charge actually looked at me confused as all the images of past magazines flooded both our minds. Awkwardly enough, both of our wings were wide open in front of the entire class. Nothing but a few whispers and stifles of laughter were heard, but this was for a greater cause.

~ RINNGGG~

" Well! See ya later Charge!" I quickly shouted and galloped out of the room wanting to meet my friends quickly at the stadium.

" Something ain't right about Graze," Charge said to himself as he watched me gallop off. With a rush to the stadium, I soon arrived meeting my friend's who engaged in small talk as they awaited for my late arrival. Something was amok though, why were they split up?

" Ha! Made it!" " I exclaimed short of breath to Grim," so, what did I miss?"

" Nothing. Actually, we are now about to start defensive training," Grim informed.

" And how does this work exactly?"

" Basically, since we are going to protect Light, we are going to have a little team on team spar.... Just to make sure."

" We picked out who is best suited where and for what team already," Vinetion added," it is you, me, Aroma and sadly Grim against the elemental buddies, Ice, Dark, Breeze and Crack."

" Well," Grim called out to Vine," we do need a bit conflict between the groups so we can know how to deal with a slight mess up."

" And what about Light and Legit?" I said watching Light on the other side standing still behind the group and Legit who waved a hoof behind us.

" If one team get's the other first, they are best suited for offensive while the other shall become defensive."

" Alright!" I pumped a hoof," when do we begin?"

" When everyone else is," Grim said watching the other team and us," and it seems we are."

[ JOY?! ARE YOU READY?!] Kill shouted on his hindlegs a fair distance from Joy.

< LET'S DO THIS!> Joy responded.

Both standing on their hindlegs, they shimmied to one another with both left and right hooves facing opposite direction of the other conscience.

[ FU-]

<-SION!>

[< HAAAAA!!!>] Both shouted as their hooves touched.

Once again, with the help of Kill and Joy, I had taken control over the black tribal flames which outlined my wings once again." I am no longer Graze! For I am KillJoy! " I shouted a bit over dramatically to which everyone else rolled their eyes.

" COME AT US BRO!" Dark shouted from afar as we began our gallop towards them taking the offensive.

[ Hence beginning the series of ultimate and epic marathon of fighting chapters. Ever in this fic. Grab some fapkins.]

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Teacher's Stand and Chaser's Final Move: Fission!

[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

 { I respond in these}

Panting a bit slowly, Chaser glanced back and forth keeping a watchful eye on Charge and a careful one of Shadow. 'Heh, looks like his fight is going pretty damn well,' he thought to himself, seeing Silent being flung onto the ground, a crater being formed on impact.

"WATCH OUT!" Omnius shouted tackling Chaser who made an audible 'oof' upon the bashful contact. In what had seemed to be a quick blur, Cloud exchanged glances with Shadow as time seemed to have slowed down with the quick burst of adrenaline through his body. Quickly pivoting on his hooves and using his magic, Shadow engulfed both ponies with a red aura, slamming them onto the floor and dragged both their bodies as he continued his short sprint only to be interuppted with a quick attack made by Cross.

"Holy buck Chaser! Focus next time!" Cross asserted himself as he lent out a hoof to Chaser grabbing Omnius with him.

"Sorry, I was just looking at Charge and--"

"He's Charge, he can handle himself," Cross pointed out, focusing on the crater. "Okay, maybe he is having a bit trouble, but still, keep your game up man!"

Breathing heavily with a tired trot, Shadow Mark finally made his way towards the group, "I'm getting too old for this kinda shit in my school." He then took a few seconds to mumble to himself relating to self-work issues.

"Okay, before the old man goes mental on us, who wants to finish this quick?" Chaser glanced back at the fellow members of staff and Shadow who was getting back to his feet.

"Oh! I do!" Omnius raised a hoof.

"Right! Then you distract!" Chaser then pushed his friend onto the field, leaving the safe zone. Already there, Omnius took it upon himself to continue his journey and short lived life as he approached Shadow he had now stood up to his natural and powerful pose.

Raising a single eyebrow, Shadow watched the smallest pony of the teachers with curiosity. "Seriously, out of all the teachers they send you?"

Looking worried as hell, Omnius knew he had a snowball's chance in a volcano of even surviving an alicorn yet alone this guy. He watched back at the teachers with a face that expressed 'Are you serious!?' but was then pushed to the side by Cross with a shout.

"DON'T LOOK AT US! LOOK AT HIM!" Cross informed.

"HE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING!" Omnius shouted back.

"JUST KICK HIS ASS! WE ALL KNOW YOU KICKED CHARGE'S ASS!" Chaser lied his flank off and then gritted his teeth with an intent stare.

"Oh, so big things do come in small packages," Shadow rehearsed.

"Yeah, I have a pretty huge di--"

Omnius was unable to complete his sentence as he quickly dodged a hoof from Shadow moving to the side with great reflexes. Taking advantage of this moment, Omnius took a quick jab to Shadow's gut and followed up with more, continuing his futile attempts to harm the alicorn, only making him laugh. "You actually think that will hurt me? C'mon next shot is free," he teased the janitor closing his eyes with a black wing.

Accepting the challenge, Omnius walked behind Shadow, coughed, cleared his throat, cracked his neck, spat on both hooves and unsheathed the might knife-wrench. Taking aim, he swung it like a golf bat as he stopped right just before hitting it, making sure his aim was perfect. He continued this process for a few more seconds as back and forth the knife wrench swung only teasing the 'victims.'

"Well? I'm waiting, what's taking you so lon-" His words and breath went silent as the amount of pain was unbearable, not even the mighty alicorn could have endured. The pain itself of the cold and dense metal could have caused multiple epiphanies as well as, that short lived moment to see your life pass by.

Shadow dropped to the floor, his hooves groping what could have been left and reserved of his genitals. A few moments were taken to respect the death of millions of tiny ponies as Shadow winced and whinnied in pain.

"Dear Celestia Omnius! We asked you to distract not to murder countless lives!" Mark said as even he himself cringed on sight.

"I am so glad he isn't going to be one of my patients," Cross sighed with relief and then watched in fear as a pony rose from the ground. Shadow had not taken that lightly as he miraculously recovered from the hit holding his breath to endure. " WATCH OUT!"

Double taking on Cross' words, Omnius had realized a shadow covering his own as a dark and ominous vibe came from behind him. A powerful hoof to the face, Omnius slid on the floor and back to his friends with a bloody and broken snout. In a daze and heavy pant, he used whatever strength he had left to touch his face ensuring that it was there and that his snout was broken.

"CROSS! YOU'RE UP!" Mark shouted as a blur of red and white dashed out not being told twice.

Cross unfolded his wings and dashed forward to meet the slowly recovering alicorn, only to graze past him with a slight touch of a hoof and wing. Making a quick U-turn, Shadow prepared himself for the medic as he too unfurled his wings, only realizing that one was limp and completely useless. Open for another attack, Cross took advantage of this moment to repeat his previous assault on the hindlegs, making Shadow's heavy mass counteract upon his body, sending the alicorn onto his back and upon the floor.

Not giving up without a fight, Shadow slashed his sharp horn against Cross' sides, leaving a small slash by his wing. Unbalanced, Cross' body dropped and rolled onto the floor while Shadow laid on his back, his eyes rolling to it's ends keeping an eye on the extra ponies left.

Watching both Omnius and Cross wounded and completing their task, it was time for his part as he made a quick gallop onto the field with nothing more than one properly functional wing and his wits. "OMNIUS! NOW!" He shouted continuing his sprint towards Shadow. Mustering whatever strength he had left, Omnius grabbed the knife wrench and tomahawked it overhead the principal. Jumping and with a glide, Mark had caught the knife wrench within his hoof as he jumped, arching his back to take proper aim with knife in hoof and landed, plunging the daggered side into Shadow's other wing.

"Ha! Missed!" The alicorn taunted.

"Nope! CloudChaser!" He then pointed upwards to the darkened clouds and left the alicorn to suffer. Layer upon layer of cloud, the sky flashed with lightning as streams of bolts ruptured the scenery. The thunder continuously rolled like drums, echoing throughout Equestria and, frightening what was left of animals in the vicinity.

From Shadow's point of view, he watched the sky unnaturally flash as a certain pony punched through the final layer of cloud which in turn released thee loudest and earth quaking vibration. A single lightning bolt striking at a quick, yet slower pace than it should have, made it's way down to Earth with Chaser at the focused point as streams of electricity were sent in all directions.

Charge still by Slender, he watched as the lightning bolt form as it progressively made its way down to Shadow and finally strike. "Heh, I knew you guys could do it," his words soon overpowered in volume by the great boom. Waiting for the final signal, his request was made as the entire area flashed with a powerful blinding light with a very few noticeable streams of bolts from the ground up violently shooting out and striking the surrounding perimeter of the stadium.

Breathing heavily from impact, Chaser smiled one of victory seeing that Shadow was finally gone, eradicated from existence.

"I am his bane, the evil and sin inside of him, not yours." Chaser's eyes opened wide hearing the statement from the familiar voice as his victorious vibe was killed in an instant, his expression in disbelief. "And no pony but thyself can rid of one's corruption."

"Then, it's time I do this by myself," Light said finally taking a stand and now facing his former self.

--- Minutes before ---

Ditzy had now left, and I was left distraught and confused. I don't know, I honestly didn't know what to do anymore. I was only a few seconds ago on my death bed with her crying by me and embraced within my hooves and just like that, poof, she was gone.

[She didn't actually say this time she was leaving you. Just shut up and hope for the best.]

~Yeah Graze, Kill is right.... Wait a second, Kill was right?~

{Yeah, but.... I just don't know! She hugged me and left! Why do you girls just leave feelings around like that! You think I like being confused?!} Kill and Joy then looked at Grace with stares for an answer.

~Hey, don't look at me! I'm just his conscience.~ Grace then sighed watching my saddened and hopeless expression. ~Listen, she is just very hurt at the moment, give her some space and let her vent it out. When us girls are like that, we just need time to ourselves.~

{Thank you for the reminder Joy, that makes me feel ironically happy.}

He said with a slight glimpse of hope.

[No Joy.] Kill then facehoofed [You just reminded him of everything which completely and utterly destroyed his soul.]

{Thank you for that one Kill.}

~Wow, he is on a roll today.~ Grace admitted.

Silently finishing the conversation with the inner me's, I laid on my bed silent, no pony around but me. Hearing a shuffle from underneath my bed, I looked to the side and saw Valkyria by my bedside. As a bad owner, I admit that through all of this, I had forgotten about her. "Hey there Kyria, you okay girl? Sorry I sorta frightened ya," I lent out my hoof to her which she slightly brushed her head upon. "Thanks, I know I can always count on you."

Patting the bed, Valkyria jumped from the floor and onto my legs which slight pained from the past event. I continued petting and brushing my hoof against my scales, the only event to pass the time at the moment. Ruining the master and pet, best friend relationship moment, Valkyria abruptly coughed and forced a burp with two scrolls from her fiery breath.

Attending quickly to the scrolls, I opened the first one and read aloud:

'What's up Graze? I'm kinda in the middle of something, so, this will be short.

Really? Just boop her on the nose and she'll do all that? SWEET! I can finally stop worrying if she'll prank me again. With this information, I can make her my best friend and no longer fear her! Thank's bro!

I'm sorry about that bro, she'll come back.... Break says to buy a hooker, but, Dawn suggest trying to talk the problem out. I on the other hand suggest you give her some time. She'll come around.

That's disturbing bro, because I know her. And let me tell you this, if she says she'll fix your problem, don't listen. Trust me on this one.

New conscience? Cool. Also no, I didn't get my new form by magic. Here, I'll describe this as short and fast as I can.

I'm no longer a pony or human, I'm an angel. If you don't know what that is, then ask somepony who knows about this kind of stuff. How did I become one? Simple, I died. How did I die? I was protecting Twilight from something called The Nightmare. No, he did not kill me. I sacrificed myself to save her. I'll tell you more later, if you ever come back.

From the brony who's currently getting some!

Lance.

Chuckling at the vivid memory of a pissed of Vinetion, my smile quickly wiped off from my face as I read the other one:

Hey Graze, bad news.

A few of my enemies came together and attacked me and a few of my friends on Nightmare Night. They actually beat us, as in they beat the shit out of my friends and forced me to surrender.

Luckily, Twilight and the others came for me and rescued me. And, we were able to remove all of the threats, at a high cost.

Ponyville is gone. As in, it was completely destroyed during the fighting. So many innocent ponies died... and it was all my fault. I don't care what every one says, I screwed up!

I'll never get those images out of my head... I saw a filly die, killed by a explosion. And knowing it's my fault is the worst of it.

Wish me luck, I'm going to try and go on with my life.

Lance.

Well, seeing the first scroll and comparing it to this, my life doesn't seem all that bad now. I was sort of glad that he made it out alive but yet, it must be a burden to live on like that. The next time I see him I am going to talk to him and try to help him out and that would be very soon. Why because I could finally respond to him in peace and quiet:

'Hey Lance,

Sorry I didn't reply to you in such a long time and, sorry to hear about everything on your side... I .... I really don't know what to say except that I am glad you're safe. If there is anything I can do, I would love to help you out and some of Ponyville too once everything on my side clears up. I can't do much though, my wing is sort of.... Different and by different, I mean not mine... It's a changeling's wing. Mine got ripped off and, well, I died. I died and was only brought back to life to see Ditzy leave me confused and hopeless.

One thing man, it's not your fault. You did your best and that's all that matters, it was their fault. You shouldn't beat yourself up about this or else I would. Give me around two days man, I will be there for my bro.

Also if I can make a request, I would like to pay a visit to that filly's grave. No pony should go through that. I've lived a few seconds of it and detested every bit except for seeing my mom.

Just a small visit, that's all I ask and after, just you and me bro, we are going to catch up and live life to the fullest for the weekend, okay?

I guess, this is just a part of life. Best we live it to the fullest, right?

Two days man!

No Shame. No Pride..... Wow, I haven't said that since, a really bucking long time man.... We really have a lot to catch up on.

Razor Graze.

*Knock Knock Knock* "Graze? Can I come in?" I heard from the other side. Quickly shoving the notes under Valkyria, which I add is a horrid and random thing to do, she quickly sent the newly written scroll to Lance making sure all evidence was well hidden.

"Yeah! Come in!" I exclaimed. Opening the door, a certain draconequis was revealed. "Hey Anarchy....Wait, why are you here? Shouldn't you be with the Charge and them?"

"They told me to look after the other students," she replied.

"And you're here why?"

"Because, you are as well one of my students and not only that, you're my friend," she smiled and then quickly wiped it off. "Also, I think a bunch of nineteen year olds know better than to run into bucking danger when they see it," she then watched my wing in bandages and the blood stains on the sheet. "Well, most of them."

"Hahaha, yeah," I faked a laugh.

"So buddy, what's on your mind?" She then sat on the bed's side. With a great sigh, I contemplated for a moment whether I should have told her or not, but, it was my problem anyways, I just needed some help and getting it from an actual female rather than a conscience would be more useful.

~HEY!~

[You know he's right]

~I know, but it's still mean~

"Well, that really is a mess you're in but, all you can do is wait it out, at the end of the day, it's her decision not yours," she advised.

"So, what should I do then?"

"Give her space, a lot of it and who knows, maybe she will miss you or at least reconsider."

"Thanks," I actually smiled with my response. Getting up from her seat, I noticed a slight bulge by her belly and only had one question to ask. "So, what are you going to name it?"

"Her," she corrected me. "I think her name would be Effect, you know, like the Butterfly Effect."

"Wow, Butter," I said surprised at the choice of name, "what a weird nickname."

"You know Cloud said that same thing, and guess what? He was boiled like one in hot coffee," she then stared at me with intent to kill but couldn't help but stifle a laughter. The image in my head was too funny as we both soon broke out into a giggle fit which evolved into a loud and audible laughter. I didn't know what had made me laugh so hard, but just with Anarchy there had seemed to make the pain a little bit more.... Tolerable. Laughter really was the best medicine and damn, she knew how to do it best.

Wiping a tear from my eye, I then watched my teacher who was still trying to catch her breath. Both of us finally calming down, I called her out, "Hey Anarchy?"

"Yeah?" She responded with interest hearing my sudden change of tone.

"You're going to be a great mom."

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