Last Friday Night

15 Minute Challenge

Prompt; Ist Person, Young Policemen, 2075, and a talking bomb.

     The young Sun guard, Babbling Brooks, sighed contentedly. It was my break and my hoof had a date.

     My modern armor clinked as I trotted down the sterile hallway. My communicator beeped on my forearm but I ignored it.

     I  made  way to the bathroom, determined to make the most of my break.

     I found an empty stall and sat on the brand new toilet, quickly getting comfortable.

     "Ah," I said aloud, "Just me, my hoof, and my manhood."

     I reached down to my crotch and felt the cold rod between my legs.

Wait, cold rod? I thought to myself. Panic began to set in as I hurriedly pulled my armored trousers to y ankles.

     "What the fuck?!?!?" I screamed.

     I reached  hoof to touched the metallic cylindrical rod between my legs. It was shaped like my manhood and moved like it, explaining why I didn't notice it until now.

      I inspected the faux cock, turning it this way and that. I turned it nearly full around and noticed a small screen with a clock slowly ticking down.

     "The fuck?" I asked my dick.

     "I am the brand new dick bomb developed by the terrorist group in 2075," said the penis through the hole in the top.

     "Holy shit!!" I screamed.

     "Hey, any chance we could get laid in the ten seconds before I blow?" it asked.

A/N Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it!

Please note, nothing can be held against this author for I'm am quite literally bleeding out of the back of my head as I write this author's note.