Hello My name is Tallin Christensen, I am a brony, and I will tell you how I got to Esquestia.
Its was Halloween night and I had just gotten back from Trick or teating, I was with my brother John and my girlfriend Rose. We had just gotten to the house when Isaw this starry mist comming from the bushes, I thought that looked like Nightmares storm but I dismissed it. I was just at the front door when I heard Rose screaming and everything went black.
Thats all I remember but I had thought it was a prank thhen reality set in. I am now wandering what I assume is the everfree forest trying to find the ponies. 'hum' I thought I past that tree before, I said aloud. Then I saw what was a apple tree, Then two then 200, OMG I thought I am in Apple farms. I wonder if I yelled Applejackes name real lo0ud will she come to me?. Then I proceeded to yell Applejacks name three times as loud as I could.
What a great day on the farm thought Applejack, What a great day for apple bucking. Then she heard her name coming from the orchard. "What in tarnation is yelling my name?" Then she left to go find the source. She ran for most of the day trying to find out what was making that noise then she heard something move behind her.
"OMG" I said I found AppleJack!
Come here you little pony, come on into my arms so i can take a picture of you"!
The first thing that went throught her mind is Its another human like Johnathan Dwire, Her second thought was is that a gun hanging from his shoulder. She thought he might be nice but she couldn't tell.
APPLEJACK!!" APPLEJACK" Yelled Jonathan Dwire. Do you think she heared me? He asked Big Mac "Eeyup". Then they heard the scream of a young boy, "HELP" it screamed "APPLEJACK IS GOING TO HURT ME!!" "Could you go get Twilight and bring her over here I think we are gonna need it" then he hurried off, leaving Johnathan to go see if AppleJack is all right. What he saw was a human boy running towards him with a BB gun strapped to his side with Applejack Trying to get him.
"Hey you" I screamd trying to catch my breath "HELP ME JOHNATHAN". That caught the mans attention. Then The next thing I know is I am on my back with a very angry lookin' Applebloom looking down at me. Then twilight appeared fight in front of me with her horn glowing. "ARe you all right dear?" Twilight asked me. "NO" I replied. "APPLEJACK TRYED TO KILL ME!" "I wasn't gonna hurt yah I was gonna teach you a lesson." "Tanks for the clarifacation" I replied. "So let me guess you put a translation spell on me right?" Twilight looked around wildly "Who told you that!" "I think I might know who that boy is." Said johnathan "Hello Tallin"