stories from the mind of a 7 year old

Chapters

He man cried to death
vietnam ponies
Pinkie Pie Steals Christmas
my little ponies go to earth
Rarity eats Mexican tacos

He man cried to death

remember, a 7 year old wrote this.
disclaimer: me and my brother don't own shit.

One morning a space ship fell out of the world. Um and then Fluttershy um dropped her mouth open then after it crashed HeMan dropped his mouth too. Then Fluttershy called her friends, Um let me think of one. I'm thinking about whoever this guy is, Uhhh she said after that um what am I doing right here she said and HeMan spoke "Who the hell are you". Then Fluttershy said "Wanna be friends"? And then HeMan said "really are you serious"? And then Fluttershy said "please give me a moment, I don't really care". She said. And then she called Rainbow Dash with a m1911 by shooting it in the air to see if HeMan was testing about poedes and HeMan shot Rainbow Dash with a AK-47 and then Rest In Piece Rainbow Dash. Then Fluttershy called Princess Luna and she brought a civil war canon and then HeMan had a German Luger and blew her to pieces. Then Fluttershy said "lets go pick some daises". And then HeMan said "you asshole". But then HeMan shut Fluttershy up, um but Fluttershy said "What"? And then HeMan said "you maggot". Then Fluttershy said "you SpongeBob!" Then HeMan cried to death. The End.

vietnam ponies

One morning um a um explosion happened in the air. Fluttershy woke up early at 4 a clock and she got her thompson and went out side to see what happened. And then she heard loud bangs coming from tanks in the back. And then she called the rest of her friends. and then Applejack came and brought a grenade launcher. Rarity came and brought her m1911. Rainbow Dash brought um her um m4a1. Pinkie Pie brought her cupcake ray. Twilight brought a book of magic spells just in case and her handgun. And then they shot all the other ponies, but a helicopter came and dropped off a magic missile. Then um Rarity survived and Pinkie Pie survived and then they saw a big tunnel. When they looked behind them they saw flying pegasi with machine guns.And then Fluttershy said "barricade the walls with anything you have". And then when fluttershy looked behind her back Pinkie Pie got her leg cramped. And then Fluttershy said "were going to have to leave you in the war fare, were really sorry".Pinkie Pie said "that's ok because I have a few bullets left". So they barricaded the wall Then they saw a group of changelings that had mini guns. But they wiped them out cause a rock fell on them. And then they saw a little train that took them too Canterlot. And they saw a little village and they had left over crops from the warfare. And they had left over beds that they were yard selling for only 25 cents. They took the stuff from the old lady for 25 cents and they slept on the beds on the ground.

They woke up on Friday afternoon, and then the old lady said "you were sleeping like horses". And then Fluttershy said " wait what is going on"? Then Rarity said "Is there any weaponries here that we could buy stuff from"? The old lady said "Yes there is, a mile away from our village, over by the great big well". Then Rainbow dash said "come on guys can we just get the hell out of here, this f in place"? Then Fluttershy said "No its a village we love this place". Then Rarity said "Can we please stop fighting". Then Rainbow Dash said " why its fun". Then the old lady said "I cant hear this bickering anymore". Then she walked away. And then Rarity said " come on she got away". So they walked to the armory place and Fluttershy bought a sub machine gun. Rainbow Dash bought a p90. Then Rainbow Dash said " man I love this thing, it was only four dollars and 26 cents". And Rarity bought a m16. And then they said "good bye Chinese person for giving us these guns." Then they walked away. Then when they took there first step out of the gun shop they heard loud booms. And they shot the Princess Celestia because she was murdering civilian ponies in the village.Then she shot Fluttershy in the arm. But she had an extra health pack and blew her to pieces. The End

Pinkie Pie Steals Christmas

one morning it was snowing outside. Pinkie pie dashed outside. She made a snow sculpture and the sculpture looked like a blob of poo. Then she licked it and she figured out that snow flakes were not fun at all. Then applejack came along. She said "hi" to pinkie pie and pinkie pie made the best I don't care face in the world. Then applejack she carried a pocket knife and she stabbed her in the heart, but it was a fake heart. And then pinkie pie pulled out a cup cake launcher and splattered cupcakes in applejack's face. And then she walked along to nightmare moon. Nightmare moon did not care at all. But nightmare moon did. And then she said in a whisper "Stupid Korean song writer", And then pinkie pie whispered quietly to herself "get a job smelly" and then it was 12:30 A.M. She got her bag put her slippers on and got her jet pack on and flew away. When she came to the first house the first thing she did was go in the kitchen and stole the ham and apples and then she left. At the next house she stole all the ornaments, the star and the nutcrackers. Then she went to the next house first thing she did was steal all the presents, the tree and the T.V. and even stole the Stompies. Then she flew on to the next house.

After a long night she fell asleep. when she woke up at 8:00 A.M. she watched my little pony and she brushed her teeth with her favorite toothpaste, the kid kind. Then she went inside the kitchen got some marshmallow, graham crackers and smooshed them up with some vanilla ice cream and she dug in. then she went back to bed for another hour.

She decorated the tree with all the kids ornaments and she set up the nutcrackers. Then she cut up the ham and dipped her apple in peanut butter. Then she watched my little pony again on her new T.V.

The end

Author's Note

happy kwanukkamas/smissmas/boxing day/world AIDS day/winter solstice/new years! There may be another chapter tomorrow, cause Holidays.

my little ponies go to earth

One morning there was a rocket ship that Scootaloo built. And then all her friends came aboard. They went to a strange planet called earth, heading inbound. And then they crashed in to Jodi's house. Jodi was laying on the couch, and she was gargling up potato chips and bon-bons. And then the space ship that was this-------------------------------big fell into Jodi's house. And she said "Im not doing nothing"! Then Scootaloo came out of her big space ship and said "hello earthling, we come in peace". And then Jodi said "What the hell is wrong with this world"? And then Scootaloo said "leedle leedle leedle this is the awesomest moment of my life". Then Jodi said "holy crap a talking pony"! Then Scootaloo said "how much longer can I take this? I got a date in five minutes". Then Scootaloo just shot Jodi in the face in till she was dead, and then Scootaloo said "f you world, this is awesome"! Then Bill Bob came out and said " What the hell is going on here"? Then Scootaloo said "I wasn't doing nothing". Bill Bob said " At least I didn't carry this shotgun for nothing" Bill Bob shot Scootaloo but she had a bullet proof vest and she took out a war cannon and blew him to pieces. Then Scootaloo laughed "hahaahahahahahahahha". And then Bills little brother came out and took out a knife. And Scootaloo took out a nun chucks. The little brother said "hah hah face to face combat". And then the little brother stabbed her in the chest. Scootaloo was ok because she had two health packs left. Then she hit him in the but until he said "help help". She said "hey you admit im stronger". He said " yes I admit". Scootaloo tied him on to the wall and put a big tarantula so it could eat him alive. Then she Drive to the Chinese place and she ordered wantons with broccoli on it and horse radish. She had a fortune cookie and then she cracked it open and her fortune said " Your going to get married today". And she was like "YES WHAT THE HELL, SO COOL RUUUUUUUUU". Then she went to her date that was actually a marriage and she said "OOOOH YEAH, OONCE OONCE OONCE"! The End.

Rarity eats Mexican tacos

One morning Rarity went to a pie eating contest. She ate almost 1,015 pies embarrassing herself constantly shoving them down her throat. She won and she also won 6 tickets to go to New Mexico. she had to pay because the tickets where fake but the conductor applebloom said to owe her 25 cents and a piece of old ponies hair. And a grand father tortoise shell. And that was it.

So the flight took her to New Mexico. When she got there she went on the lake and she found a baby salamander. She picked it up out of the water she had a fork and a knife inside her pocket. She ate half of the salamander because the villagers told her to. As she took the first bite she through up on one of the villagers ponies. After that she went to a Mexican hot dog stand. She ordered a hot dog with guacamole and ate it in one bite. She had to owe the pony 90 cents and then after that she went to a Mexican Mc Donald's and it was breakfast time, she ordered a snack wrap and a large sprite that was 3 feet tall. Next she went to a Mexican taco stand. Tacos where only 45 cents she bought a Mexican taco she ate her first bite and she felt the tasty good-ness in it. It was sooo juicy it made her pass out. Beep beep beep the monitors went as the doctor explained that she has "first-time-eating-Mexican-tacos" syndrome. So she had to be in a cast for 23 weeks cuz of her injury of her head and it may cause her head to shatter. So she listened to the doctor and after that she was free in New Mexico so she went back to the taco stand again and again and again and then she died.

The end. RIP Rarity