one morning it was snowing outside. Pinkie pie dashed outside. She made a snow sculpture and the sculpture looked like a blob of poo. Then she licked it and she figured out that snow flakes were not fun at all. Then applejack came along. She said "hi" to pinkie pie and pinkie pie made the best I don't care face in the world. Then applejack she carried a pocket knife and she stabbed her in the heart, but it was a fake heart. And then pinkie pie pulled out a cup cake launcher and splattered cupcakes in applejack's face. And then she walked along to nightmare moon. Nightmare moon did not care at all. But nightmare moon did. And then she said in a whisper "Stupid Korean song writer", And then pinkie pie whispered quietly to herself "get a job smelly" and then it was 12:30 A.M. She got her bag put her slippers on and got her jet pack on and flew away. When she came to the first house the first thing she did was go in the kitchen and stole the ham and apples and then she left. At the next house she stole all the ornaments, the star and the nutcrackers. Then she went to the next house first thing she did was steal all the presents, the tree and the T.V. and even stole the Stompies. Then she flew on to the next house.

After a long night she fell asleep. when she woke up at 8:00 A.M. she watched my little pony and she brushed her teeth with her favorite toothpaste, the kid kind. Then she went inside the kitchen got some marshmallow, graham crackers and smooshed them up with some vanilla ice cream and she dug in. then she went back to bed for another hour.

She decorated the tree with all the kids ornaments and she set up the nutcrackers. Then she cut up the ham and dipped her apple in peanut butter. Then she watched my little pony again on her new T.V.

The end

Author's Note

happy kwanukkamas/smissmas/boxing day/world AIDS day/winter solstice/new years! There may be another chapter tomorrow, cause Holidays.