So I was walking to the grocery store one they when I hear a noise fall into my sound receptacles. My brain deciphering the waves, I concluded that the noise had come from a nearby pipe, and that it was indeed a scream for help of some sort. Feeling guilty about not doing anything, I decide to take a leap of faith into the dark abyss that consumes the pit within the pipe.
And so I do and den I jump into the pipe and what do u know I am falling and I fall for a long time and when I finally finish falling I hit my back and it really hurt pretty bad and so I get up and I see that I don't has the hands anymore.
I am thinking where are my hands and then oh my gosh I have the hooves which means that I am my favorite animal: the pony.
And that can only mean one thing, that means that I am in the ponyville.
So I am like oh my gosh I am in the Ponyville and I look at myself and I look exactly like my oh-see. I said oh my gosh I look like my oh-see that is so crazy but really it isn’t crazy (lol) so I decide that maybe I go see my favorite ponies who live in the ponyville and that is the Rainbow Tasha and Twilit Darkle.
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So, I arrive at Twilit Darkle's house and without invitation I knock on the door in hopes that she will invite me in for a spot of tea. Twilit Darkle opens the door and she says, "oh my gosh I never seen u before."
And I say, "yes that's because I am new hear and I am the unicorn with the wings and the porn" and so twilit says that she thinks I am very sexy and I say, "okay babied how about we go to urn roam."
She gives me that little wink like oh my gosh twilit stop it you're so naughty.
And so we go into Twilit's house and I say 2 Twilit that she is so nasty and Twilit says to me, "loam unicorn I just met u so fund and so I laugh because she is talking bout me."
And so all of a sudden something bad happens oh my gosh and this metro hits the roof and I am says oh my gosh the metro hit the ruff and den twilit says "oho my gush watttttt."
And I say oh my gosh oh my gosh and twilit says "oh my gosh," and I say the "oh my gosh" and den we both decide to run out of the house be4 the metro hit us. And so when we get outside that house Twilit says "wow that was clothes 1" and I say "yes that was clothes won" and den we start 2 passionately kiss and den Mashie cames out of nowhere and she say "oh my gosh unicorn beast mciwantyodick how could u do this 2 me!"
And so she run away crying and den I push the Twilit Darkle away and I call after Rainbow Tasha and says, "pleas don’t leave." But then, Mashie looks at me and she say but I have 2 go and I say no u don’t we can lug each other and she gets the tear in her eye and file away and so I say, "sorrier twilit Darkle I have 2 go chaise after Mashie."
And twilit say but I tot u lug me and I say, "sorry babe but my heart belongs 2 another mare," and den the twilit Darkle start 2 cry because I don't be lug her and I say "shah twilit please do not cry it is not okay if u cry it is bad for your eyes, your heart, your body, and your soul because crying is an ancient form of Satan worship."
She says "But I love u unicorn beast mciwantyodick."
I say "I know every pony does" and den I spread my wings and fly up in2 the skied and I chase after Mashie because she is crying and flying away and I just have 2 tell her that I love her and so I get up to rainbow mash and I say, "baby I lug u."
Rainbow Mash says, "will you love me forever," and I say "no."
Rainbow mash gets all sad and she flies away crying but oh my gosh deer is another metro and mashie hit strait in2 it and I say "oh my gosh mashie."
I fly over to catch hurl beaus she is falling and so I get there just in time to save her. I hold her in may hooves and I see that she is really hurt from hitting the metro and that she is probably going to die and so I start to cried because mashie is going to die.
I look her in the eyes while my tears stream down my rounded pony cheeks and she look back and den I say the words "Watt mint 2 say was I lug u 5ever."
Then, rainbow mash starts to sniffle and sob and I am really sad and I cried really hard and rainbow mash say that she is going to die, but she want me 2 know, and den she choke on her word.
But then she says "I will lug u 6ever."
And den she stop breeding and she die wit the tongue out and I yell out in2 the sky, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," but there isn't any pony 2 hear me so I sob quietly on the lifeless body of mashie and I place her on the ground and dig a hole and I put her in because she is deed and den when she is in the hole I put the dirt back into the hole on top of mashie and cried on2 her grave beaus it is so sad. "Why did the main character have 2 die" I yell into the sky, "That is such an interesting plot twist and makes this story so very sad!"
then I go back 2 ponyville and everybody deer is saying wet happen so I tell deem and dye say oh my gosh we are all changelings and I say wow what an original plotline and den we all laugh and I cried and den we all cried beaus mashie died but den I make out wit the Twilit Darkle and the end.
