Clopfic Theatre

by Clopfic_account

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Sex
Length: 2314

Original clopfics

A collection of intertwining and/or standalone clopfics by me

Published 2012-11-05 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-06 15:09:43 UTC

Rain, Rain Cum & Stay

It was a dark and stormy day in all of Equestria, the extremely heavy rain coupled with the lightning strikes alone was more than enough to make everypony from Manehattan to Ponyville think twice about stepping hoof outside for anything. Granny Smith and Applejack were both in Manehattan, leaving Big Macintosh to look after the farm.

Big Macintosh was quite surprised to see what he had awoken to; this feeling of surprise quickly turned into one of relief for Big Mac as he quickly realized that he wouldn't have to labour around the farm all day like he usually did. The rain alone was cause enough to warrant a day off, since wagons and other farm equipment could easily become stuck in the mud, but lightning sealed the deal: being within fifty feet of a tree during a storm as big a

s this was asking to be hit. An entire orchard of trees? Forget about it. Big Mac couldn't think of a better way to start his unscheduled day off than by going back to sleep; he woke up earlier than most ponyfolk anyway, and from the looks of the storm he wasn't going to miss anything by getting a little more shuteye than usual.

Just as Big Mac made his way back to bed he heard a loud crashing sound coming from the barn. He wasn't sure if it was just the lightning, or if Derpy Hooves or some other pony had just fallen out of the sky, but as long as there was the possibility that somepony was hurt and needed help, he wasn't going to stand idly by. Big Mac almost regretted this decision after he heard the next lightning bolt - the rain was so heavy that he could barely see 5 feet ahead of him, and the darkness certainly wasn't helping either. However, he didn't need sight to know where he was going. Living on the farm all his life Big Mac knew the layout of the surrounding acres like the back of his hoof.

Once inside the barn, he quickly spotted a large hole in the roof, and somepony lying directly under it, unconscious in a pile of hay. Big Mac could tell it wasn't Derpy, or any other pony that had just came crashing through the roof of his barn. This was a Gryphon. Another, closer lightning strike sent shivers down Big Mac's spine. He quickly put the hurt gryphon onto his back and shot back towards the house as fast as he could, not wasting time on formalities. He laid the gryphon on his bed and was going to see if there were any visible wounds, but he stopped everything he was doing once he was able to get a good look at the Gryphon he had just brought into his home.

It was Gilda, the Gryphon that Rainbow Dash had paraded around Ponyville.

Until they had a falling out, that is.

Big Mac had never told anyone, but at the same time he couldn't (and wouldn't) deny the fact that he found himself...attracted to Gilda, to say the least. Big Mac looked Gilda over as best he could without moving her, at the risk of her waking up and have her think he was trying to take advantage of the situation. From what he could tell, she was fine aside from some burnt feathers and fur, and being unconscious.

Once Big Mac was as sure as he could be that Gilda was all right, he began to run over her prone form with his eyes. He began to validate his attraction to Gilda with a long, perusing stare, for no other reason than because he could.

To Big Mac, Gilda represented the paragon of what somepony could be -- possessing undeniable feminine allure, yet at the same time a masculine physique which brought together the best of both worlds. In short, a dream-come-true for a bisexual pony that preferred females, such as himself. Big Mac's mind began to eroticize Gilda more and more by the second. He began visualizing his carnal desires involving her, thoughts of rough sweaty sex with Gilda, writhing in pleasure and ecstasy played out in his mind like sex scenes from high-production adult films. Needless to say, he was getting very aroused. He quickly stopped himself though, realizing how awkward it would be if Gilda was to wake-up to Big Mac pleasuring himself...or worse. To keep himself from getting further turned on, he decided to look anywhere but directly at Gilda, at least until she woke-up.

"Ugh...where am I?" Asked the barely conscious Gryphon. She quickly regained herself and sat up.

“You’re at Apple Acres, you fell through the roof of a barnhouse a few minutes ago; I found you there unconscious and brought you back to the house.” Big Mac explained.

“Do you remember what happened before you fell out of the sky like that?” He asked the now conscious Griffin.

“I remember flying...then a sharp pain through my whole body, then darkness, and now I’m here.” Gilda answered.

“That “sharp pain” you felt was more than likely lightning striking you. If you don’t mind me asking, why were you flyin’ in this weather?” Big Mac asked, showing a great deal of concern.

“I was trying to get away from the storm, you can see how that went.” Gilda answered.

“Well you should stay here, until the storms gone.” Big Mac said, secretly hoping Gilda wouldn’t oppose staying with him for the duration of the storm.

“It’s not like I’m gonna try to fly through that again.” Gilda said, laying back in Big Mac’s bed, crossing her legs, and placing her talons behind her head, her eyes met with Big Mac’s again before she looked the large and very well built Earth pony up and down. When her eyes met with Big Mac’s again the lust that was in his eyes before she regained consciousness had returned.

“This is your bed, right?” Gilda asked.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac replied.

Gilda shifted from the middle of the bed, inviting Big Macintosh to lay next to her. Big Macintosh tried in vain to hide his his excitement in the form of a very erotic smile.

Big Mac was very experienced in the art of bucking, but he had never been with a Griffin, in fact the only sexual experiences he had ever had outside of his relations with other ponies was with zebra’s. Big Mac began to feel like a colt again, as if this was his first time and he had to learn how to please his partner(s) all over again. He quickly shrugged off these feelings of doubt, remembering who he was and he good he had been told, more times than he could remember, how good at sex he was.

While Big Macintosh was mentally readying himself he felt something warm and firm gently begin to rub his inner thigh. He turned his head to look at Gilda who had begun to pleasure herself, she had an expression of calm, yet, demanding sexual readiness that only a carnivorous predator could.

Big Mac realized that Gilda was just as, if not more use to initiating and taking control during sex as he was. He quickly came to the realization that if both of them were trying to take over the situation they would never get to buck.

Big Mac swiftly hopped off the bed, standing at the end of Gilda’s side of the bed. He spread Gilda’s legs and began eating out the horny Gryphon. Gilda, not expecting this, began to breathe heavily as Big Mac’s long flat tongue rapidly moved in and out of her.

Big Mac then shifted his focus to her clitoris. The stimulation was too much for Gilda, a powerful orgasm ripped through Gilda’s body. Gilda moved off the bed and presented herself to Big Macintosh.

Big Mac’s member was fully erect - throbbing in anticipation. He mounted the Gryphon, the excitement of bucking a Gryphon for the first time made him buck harder and faster than he normally would. Big Macintosh’s body went into autopilot as he entered a state of pure ecstasy.

Gilda was already on Cloud 9 as she neared second orgasm; Big Mac was nearing his 1st.

“I’m cumming!” Big Mac yelled as he shot his seed deep inside Gilda as she reached her orgasm.

The two then lied in bed, enjoying the afterglow of both their orgasms. Big Macintosh turned his head and looked the window.

“Looks like the storm’s over.” Big Mac said, disappointment evident in his voice.

“This doesn’t have to be.” Gilda said.

Zecora's Adventures (the unofficial sequel to "Potion Master to the Rescue")

This story was inspired by "Potion Master to the Rescue" by idiotcornball I highly recommend reading it before reading this story.

"Later Zecora!" Babs said on her way out the door.

"And thamks again for all the help. See you later!" Apple Bloom said before following Babs out.

Zecora looked around the living room. The mess that she, Babs Seed and Apple Bloom had all helped create was quite the sight to behold. It had even managed to hit the cieling.

She shifted her gaze from the large mess of baby batter to the cauldron which was still bubbling with Babs and Apple Blooms botched potion.

"Well I have nothing else planned for today, might as well play." She said with eyes half closed.

Zecora slowly and sensually strolled over to the cauldron. She gazed at the magical mix before turning around to face the large spill of male fertility that, sooner or later, she was going to have to clean up.

"Cleaning can wait, for a later date” Zecora said, deciding that there was no sense in cleaning a mess that was about to be made all over again, and realizing that dried seed would be far easier to clean up.

Zecora grabbed a cup and filled it with the potion. Despite it’s unappealing look, Zecora knew it was probably going to taste good, as was the case with most sex-related potions. She took in the whole cup full in one go. The effects were visible in only seconds.

A large penis rapidly grew out of where her vulva had once been; replacing her female genatalia with the male equivalent.

“Oh my! Even bigger than before! This potion is one I truly adore!” Zecora said with great enthusiasm.

The last time she tried the potion the length of her member was around 12 inches. This time however, it might have exceeded 16.

Zecora began to stroke her shaft with one hand as she walked up the stairs to her bedroom. She promptly plopped down on her large bed now stroking her large cock the both hands. She closed her eyes, allowing erotic thoughts and memories to flood her conscious mind. Instead of finding one thought or memory that satisfied her she decided to rapidly switch between various ones.

She remembered the least time Pinkie came over needing help getting rid of her poison joke and ended up eating Zecora out with her inflated tongue. She thought about how much fun it would be to have Twilight Sparkle there. She remembered the time her and Princess Luna shared a wet dream. The thought of having Big Mac over also crossed her mind.

Zecora began to stroke harder and faster she began to sweat as this masturbation session was just as much a workout as it was a pleasurable experience. Her cock was now coated in a layer of precum. The large amount of precum, combined with Zecora’s vigorous stroking created a shower of precum over her bed. She felt the warm droplet hitting her naked body, she stuck out her tongue as she began to pant from exhaustion. The warm pre-seed graced her teased her taste buds.

She could feel orgasm drawing near. She already had one mess to clean up downstairs and didn’t feel like creating another one in her own bedroom. Zecora leapt up off her bed and jogged to her bedroom window, which was already open. She aimed her over-sized glue gun (which was much more like a water cannon) over her window as she started stroking even harder and faster. Sweat dripped from her from head to toe. Her magic stick began to twitch and, with one last groan of agonizing pleasure she blasted her copious amounts of love butter all over the large tree directly in front of her. Her hard work had paid off in the form of a minute long orgasm. 30 seconds into the cum shower Zecora thought something might be wrong, but couldn’t find it in her to care due to the seemingly never ending stream of pure pleasure.

Zecora leaned against the wall and let her dick hang out the window as the last few spurts hit the ground. She couldn’t help but smile as she gazed upon the cum-drenched tree, glistening in the sunlight. She looked back down and noticed that her male genatalia was now gone had returned to female. Before Zecora could plop down on her bed for a well-deserved rest there was a knock at her door. quickly made her way downstairs and put her clothes back on before answering the door.

“Hi Zecora.” Rainbow Dash said.

“I’m pretty bored and everyone else is kind of doing their own thing right now. I was wondering if you maybe wanted to do something fun. If you’re not too busy or whatever.” Rainbow said with a nervous smile.

“Well, you what they say say, two heads are better than one. Especially when it comes to having fun!” Zecora replied.

Author's Note

Yes, it's another short story. But I do want to continue this story so there'll probably be a part 2, hopefully longer.