The Worst Night Ever

Metamorphosis made his way through the crowd, pushing past eager ponies. He suddenly spotted the pony, and decided he had to approach her. He kept going through the full room of guests into he was directly behind the unicorn. He cleared his throat loudly. The mare spun around. "I'm not sure if you mind my asking, but, may I have this dance?"

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Rarity was ecstatic!!! Blueblood had asked her to dance!!!! "Of course, my good sir," she replied, but inside, she was overjoyed. And they danced.

He was so much more than she expected! The Prince was a true gentlecolt, just as Rarity had dreamed! He was just so gentleandkindandhandsomeandamazingandperfectandshejustwantedtostaywithhimanddanceforeverandever!!!!

Metamorphosis knew he HAD to get this pony to love him. All of a sudden, his feelings changed. He didn't care about the pony, who was named Rarity. All he cared about was his Nation. He had to get this pony to love him for the Changelings. This would be how they took over Equestria!

He suddenly jolted back. "Is something the matter?" Rarity asked, showing obvious concern. "Oh, my dear. Everthing is perfect. Although, it is getting quite crowded in here. Perhaps we should head out to the Garden?" he replied. "I think that is an absolutely splendid idea," she said. Then they walked out.

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The garden was absolutely stunning. In the center of a rose bush sat a perfect rose, which was perfectly unfolded. "This rose is simply divine," Rarity said. Then, using magic to trim it, she moved it towards Metamorphosis' tuxedo, she continued, "I believe it makes a perfect touch." Looking in a small pond, Metamorphosis replied, "Well, I somewhat believe it looks rather ugly," Rarity looked down. "because it's not on you." Then, using his own magic, he pushed it behind her ear. "There," he said. "perfect."

They locked eyes. Rarity couldn't help herself. She threw herself around him and pressed her lips against his. Metamorphosis' brain shorted out. He knew absolutely nothing. Except for one thing: He enjoyed it. He pulled her closer, and the two were locked in a passionate embrace. "What's going on here!??!?!?!?!" came a shocked voice. Blueblood. Rarity quickly seperated from Metamorphosis. "WHAT!!?!?!?!" she yelled. Suddenly, everything became clear to him. He was no lover boy. HE was the Changeling King! Metamorphosis went up in a high column of flames. As soon as everyone realized he was an imposter, he let out a deep, deep laugh. He was quickly tackled by a group of the Royal Gaurds. He was smiling the whole time as they took him to the Dungeon.