Hit to the head of the universe

Hit to the head of the universe

Written by LOLSTERDarkMoon

Crazy level: Well, there goes my sanity

Todd awoke the next morning, on the floor in fact. His head filled with a rock band who loved the drums, and a wallowing pain to accompany it. The room had been desecrated with piles of books, some floating on top of where other books would fit. All of this packed tightly in this small room.

Amongst the books was a soft snoring, that of someone who spent hours with no sleep. Knowing all too well that it could only be a crazy unicorn, Todd decided to head upstairs and grab something to eat before he became a test subject.

In the kitchen, a cup of tea sat waiting for him as well as a note. The note read: ‘Dear Todd. I’m going up to Auckland for a few days to do some extra work. You know how it goes, don’t burn the house down again and head back to school tomorrow. Don’t think a single day off means a week.

Dad.’

This couldn’t be worse timing for Todd. Not only was he stuck at home all day with a creature he knew could get dangerous, but he was home alone.

While sipping his tea, he heard movements for below, “Well great,” Todd thought to himself, “Here comes the apocalypse,”

Downstairs, Twilight awoke to her larger bedroom, with books surrounding the bed and ink spilled across several notes. She laid on her back to stare at the ceiling but was met with a rather interesting sight. Someone’s backside and legs were poking through the ceiling and looked to be in a sitting position, causing a blush from Twilight. She grabbed the legs with magic and gave it a tug to bring down from up there.

Todd had nearly finished his tea when he felt something powerful grab his legs, and pull him down. He slid under the table he was sitting at and found he couldn’t move his legs, just his upper body.

Now Twilight was really confused. The legs had come out of the hole easier than expected, but even stranger, there was no hole even there. Now the legs she could see the entire body dangling in mid-air, somehow keeping it self-straight like it was resting on something.

“Um, hello there?” Twilight asked nervously. “Can you hear me?”

The creature stopped squirming and looked around, like it was trying to pinpoint the location of her voice.

“Down here,” she said, hoping it would notice her. Instead it looked to its right with a frown.

Well, Twilight is definitely up now. Thought Todd, so why hasn’t she come upstairs?

He was then flipped and planted on his face. It was then did he hear the muffled voices from below.

Beneath the carpet, floor boards, and universal willy-nilly’ness; Spike walked into Twilights room.

“Hey Twi, I was hoping you had another of those rubber things. Rarity-“ Spike stopped talking when he saw what Twilight was so focused on.

His irises grew in almost double in size at the strange creature. Twilight was distracted long enough for the spell to fail and give the creature time to stand up, slipping into the roof again, and started walking.

Taking the chance to move while he still could, Todd got down stairs before he was strapped to the floor again. He nearly flew down the stairs and down the short hallway to his room; the fear of being grabbed again was increasing with every step.

Todd got in through his door and closed it behind him, leaning against it in case something tried getting in. Once sure nothing was going to beat down the door, he was ready to get on his net-book and forget this whole madness.

Turning around he was met with Twilight and Spike standing there, staring at him, frozen in place. Todd stood where he was, meeting their gaze; not sure whether he was in danger of being hurt, or looking like an ass.

After watching a strange creature run through a few walls without leaving a dent and walk on air, Spike was very unsure with the creature once it stood before him. This was weird even with living-with-Twilight standards. His reaction was one he had perfected long ago.

“Twilight, what have you done this time?” Spike said, pointing at the creature, “I know you love finding new things, but summoning random aliens is not cool!”

Sorry for such a short chapter, but I've been very busy lately. I'm sure you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.