Jackasses

As the colt had gotten out of the train he took a moment to look around and get familiar with the new surroundings."So this is Ponyville...Not bad." While the colt was looking around he had no idea where he was blindly walking,when suddenly he had accidentally had bumped into an Earth pony with a pink mane."Oh i'm terribly sorry,I did not look at where I was heading" said the young Pegasus.When the Earth pony had turned around to see who had bumped into her,she had jumped in astonishment and had yelled with excitement."Butterscotch Delight?!? Is that you?!?" She had then tightly held him in a hugging position and the young Pegasi was very confused indeed."Excuse me? But who are you and how do you know my name?" said the Pegasi. "You don't remember me do you?It's me Pinkie Pie we went to Grade school together." The young Pegasi started to gaze into her eyes trying to remember who she was, then suddenly he said "Pinkamenia Diana Pie.Now I remember you.Wow I never really expected to see you all grown up and mature.So what brings you here to Ponyville?" "I was just about to ask the same thing." said Pinkie. "Well I came here for my new job here in Ponyville." said Butterscotch."And what may that be?" asked Pinkie with such curiosity."Well I am an artist.I paint,sketch,and I make sculptures of famous ponies and not so famous ponies." said the Pegasi."Hey how are your wings did you get your surgery yet?" asked Pinkie."Nope.I'm still handicapped." replied the Pegasi."So why didn't you get your surgery?" asked Pinkie curiously."Well.My parents saw that I was doing fine without them and so they cancelled it." replied the Pegasi."Okie dokie loki.We are going to have so much fun here together like we did when we were foals.Hey! remember that one time when you tried to cheer me up when I used to be so down,gloomy and boring and you wore your sister's dress to school just to put a smile on my face." said Pinkie."Yeah.I remember how the teachers thought that I was gay and tried to give me therapy" replied the colt."Oh. this reminds me,I have something very important to do.I gotta run see you soon.Oh and welcome to Ponyville."