Jackasses

by COSMATOSE

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 1146

This is my first story so please be nice

This is a story about a young colt who is now leaving the comfort of his home to face the realities of life himself.But apparently his life did not start out as he wanted it too because now joining him in his new house hold is an unsuccessful musician who stays with him so that he can get back on his feet but at the same time knocking the other back to the ground.(just so you know Saddle is Seattle)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-17 14:37:18 UTC

Welcome to Ponyville

As the colt had gotten out of the train he took a moment to look around and get familiar with the new surroundings."So this is Ponyville...Not bad." While the colt was looking around he had no idea where he was blindly walking,when suddenly he had accidentally had bumped into an Earth pony with a pink mane."Oh i'm terribly sorry,I did not look at where I was heading" said the young Pegasus.When the Earth pony had turned around to see who had bumped into her,she had jumped in astonishment and had yelled with excitement."Butterscotch Delight?!? Is that you?!?" She had then tightly held him in a hugging position and the young Pegasi was very confused indeed."Excuse me? But who are you and how do you know my name?" said the Pegasi. "You don't remember me do you?It's me Pinkie Pie we went to Grade school together." The young Pegasi started to gaze into her eyes trying to remember who she was, then suddenly he said "Pinkamenia Diana Pie.Now I remember you.Wow I never really expected to see you all grown up and mature.So what brings you here to Ponyville?" "I was just about to ask the same thing." said Pinkie. "Well I came here for my new job here in Ponyville." said Butterscotch."And what may that be?" asked Pinkie with such curiosity."Well I am an artist.I paint,sketch,and I make sculptures of famous ponies and not so famous ponies." said the Pegasi."Hey how are your wings did you get your surgery yet?" asked Pinkie."Nope.I'm still handicapped." replied the Pegasi."So why didn't you get your surgery?" asked Pinkie curiously."Well.My parents saw that I was doing fine without them and so they cancelled it." replied the Pegasi."Okie dokie loki.We are going to have so much fun here together like we did when we were foals.Hey! remember that one time when you tried to cheer me up when I used to be so down,gloomy and boring and you wore your sister's dress to school just to put a smile on my face." said Pinkie."Yeah.I remember how the teachers thought that I was gay and tried to give me therapy" replied the colt."Oh. this reminds me,I have something very important to do.I gotta run see you soon.Oh and welcome to Ponyville."

Leaving Home

In a small town called Saddle,there lives a 20 year old Pegasus.His name is Butterscotch Delight and he is packing up for his new job at Ponyville. As he was in the middle of packing his items his mother Vanilla Delight enters his room."So you are actually leaving,and this is no joke?"said the worried mother."Yes...mother...I am leaving,please don't make this as hard as it already is."said the boy."But why must you go?"said the mother as tears slowly started falling off her cheeks."Mother you are very old.I don't wish to be a burden on you and that is why I must leave and learn to provide for myself...but don't worry I shall visit you so often that it feels like I still live here."replied the boy.The mother had burst into tears and had embraced her son with a hug so tight that it felt as if a python had wrapped itself around its pray."I remember how I tried to make you eat your baby food,but you would just toss it down to the floor.Now seeing you grow up throughout all these years I see that you have grown up into a perfect gentle-colt.I will miss you so."said the mother."I will miss you too." said the boy planting a kiss on his mother's forehead.

After completing this sentence a train had pulled up infront of his house."My train is here,I must go now mother." said Butterscotch,and he trotted out the house and had board the train.When the train had got in motion the boy's mother came rushing out the house and said "Goodbye sweetie I will miss you." and the train kept going until it left her line of sight.The son and moon rose and descended indicating the days and nights that had gone by,but soon Butterscotch started felling a bit home sick when he saw the picture of him,his sister Cadbury,his mother and father sitting together as one big happy family,and that brought tears into the young colt's eyes.Soon another day had passed and Butterscotch was in a deep sleep when suddenly he felt the train slow down and when he woke up he found himself at Ponyville.

The Delayed birthday gift

As the pink maned pony had rushed off to do whatever she had planned to do,the young Pegasi had given a big sigh of relief as if he were happy to see a familiar face around here,and he set off to see his new house.He searched high and low,to and fro but he could not seem to find his new home.His hopes were slowly sinking away and a thought had popped up in his mind,"maybe I was not supposed to be here...maybe...all of this is just a big mistake,and I should go back to my mother." but the boy stayed strong and kept on with his search.When suddenly he spots a mansion out in the open and he feels as if he should go towards it,but he hesitated and resisted moving any closer."What if...no no it cant be mine...but it wont hurt to check." he thought in his mind.He slowly crept up to the house until he spotted a sign,a sold sign.He soon went even closer to it to find a note on the door.The curious soul went even closer to read what was written,and on it it said

                                                      "Dear Butterscotch

                                                                                   remember the time I had forgotten your birthday because I

                                                                  was to carried away with my work.Well...I bought you this house just to

                                                                    let you know how sorry I feel.

                                                                                                                                                    Love

                                                                                                                                             Dad

"Oh Dad what will I ever do without you." Butterscotch had thought to himself.As Butterscotch had entered the mansion,he could barely see anything because you the darkness that had presented itself throughout the entire house.He scraped the walls with his hoof trying to find the light switch,until he actually found it.As he had flipped the switch he did not expect what would happen next."SURPRISE!!!" shouted most of Ponyville,which caused the young Pegasi to jump back in terror,which nearly gave him a heart attack."WHATS GOING ON HERE?!?" the Pegasi shouted while panting."Hey Butterscotch I hope you don't mind but I threw a surprise party in your house just for you." exclaimed Pinkie."For me...why?" asked the Pegasi with curiosity."Because we are here to celebrate the comings of a new friend here in Ponyville.And by friend I mean you." replied Pinkie.Tears started flowing out of Butterscotch's eyes with happiness until he finally spoke."Thanks guys this is the most generous thing anypony has ever done for me and I am sure to be as generous as all of you.Maybe even better."