Equestria: Final Wars

"Cake, could you get that brownie batch out of the oven for me please?" Called Mr. Cake. "I would but I had to fight off the couch because of another of Pinkies antics."

"Sure thing dear!" Mrs. Cake called out from the kitchen.

She picked up her hoof-mittens and reached for the oven.

Right when Pinkie, a lobster pony, a porcupine looking pony and a large behemoth of one came flying out in a heap.

"Pinkie! What in Celestia's name were you doing in there!? And what are they!? Who are they!? And why are they here!?" Mrs. Cake screamed.

"Oh! This is Orga, Anguirus and Ebirah! The Queen said that they'll be staying with me and since I’m stating with you that means there staying with all of us! Isn't this great! Uh, Mrs. Cake, are you alright? You look green."

The mare smiled before falling to the floor unconscious. Pinkie shrugged and took out a fresh batch of brownies from her mane and setting them on the counter before grabbing the three kaiju again and dragging them up the stairs.

She shut the door with a quiet slam before turning around with a wide grin.

"Ooh! This is going to be great! Gummy, make the guest bed's for them please?"

The alligator detached from her head and waddled under the bed. There was a click and then three beds shot out from Pinkie's mane and landed side by side, all perfectly laid out with sheets and pillows.

"Now! Who's ready to party!?" She yelled pulling out a large cannon from her mane.

All three kaiju glanced uneasily at the mare before backing up to the wall.

She pulled the small cord on it and it shot out a table, punch, cake, confetti and cookies.

"Let's party!" She said picking up a foam cup filled with punch.

"Let's say we did and just go to sleep." Anguirus said lying on the bed he had already claimed.

"No! You deserve a party!" Her mane went flat and straight before her gaze turned icy. "even if you like it or not."

He gulped now seeing why Destroyah was afraid of her. He went over to the punch bowl and picked up the ladle in one claw and a cup in the other.

He took one sip of the drink and his eyes shot open before he knew it he was getting a second, third and fourth.

Orga looked at Anguirus and saw he was starting to move like the pink one. He looked over to the window and started to make his way towards it.

Only to bump into Pinkie.

"Atleast try some cake?" She begged holding out a slice on a plate.

"No. I do not want anything. I'm not hungry." He said backing away.

Her ears lowered, her lips started to squirm and she gave the largest eyes possible with tears on the brim.

"Please? I worked really hard on it. For me?" She asked tucking her front hooves to her chest.

He sighed before sitting in front of the piece of sugary bread.

He lowered his lower jaw and then raised his top one before a fleshy cone unfurled; each tip breaking into two small tips. He lowered his head to the piece and quickly grabbed it.

"Ooh! That’s a neat trick! Gummy can do that too!"

"Please never let me eat that again." He shuddered.

"What's wrong? Don't you like it?"

"No. I require the life fluid of another being."

"Life fluid?" She tilted her head to the side.

"Blood. I need blood." He shook again.

Her eyes widened before she pulled out a clump of garlic and nailed him in between the eyes making him blink in confusion.

"Get back you vampony scourge!" She yelled taking out a crossbow.

He raised an eyebrow before lowering his head. He charged his cannon much to her amusement.

"What are you doing now?" She asked setting the weapon down and walking over to him.

He didn't answer, but backed away. She merely shrugged before jumping in and somehow breaking the laws of physics.

The odd sensation made him fire and all he heard was Anguirus eating the cake and Pinkie yelling, whee, before a loud crash left the room filled with smoke.

He looked up and saw a Pinkie shaped hole in the ceiling. Tongue out and all.

"That was fun! Can I do it again!?"

He jumped back before looking at the Pink and singed menace standing in front of him.

He sighed and slumped to the floor in exhaustion. She started to frown and poke him.

"Are you okay Orga?" She asked poking him in the side.

"I just need blood." He whispered out. "Just enough to make a copy to properly survive here."

"Okie dokie lokie! Here!" She stuck out her foreleg.

He merely glanced at her as if she was mad. And then he remembered, she was.

He bit down onto her making her wince but still smile as he started to suck her blood out.

As soon as the first drop entered his entire body felt like a bolt of electricity went through it at a snail’s pace.

He let go and started to shake violently. His body started to metamorphosis.

He became slimmer, his teeth grew slightly more sharper and thinner, his cheeks stretched and his tail grew longer.

Anguirus and Pinkie were both smiling like fools.

"What?" Orga asked until noticing his voice was smoother. "Oh no."

"You’re a female!" Anguirus laughed at his unfortunate friend.

He was right, Orga was now a mare.

He gave a growl before hitting Anguirus on top of the head.

"Ebirah, look!" The pink mare giggled. "Orga's a mare now!"

The mare on the floor grunted before curling into her bed.

"I'm going to sleep. Do not wake me until sunrise." She growled before putting the pillow over her head.

Pinkie only nodded before grabbing on her fur with her teeth and pulling it off leaving her night gown. She then pulled out her hat and climbed into her bed.

Anguirus climbed into the bed next to Orga and just laid his head on the pillow.

Ebirah, just stood in the corner with Gummy resting on his back.

"Goodnight everypony!" Pinkie yelled before clapping her hoofs together turning off the light.

Soon a loud snoring was echoing off the walls and out the hole in the ceiling.

Morning.

Orga awoke to the sound of a mechanical click. She cracked an eye open and saw Pinkie Pie holding a rectangular box that was dispensing a slip of paper.

"I didn't want to wake you but you two were just so cutesy-wutesy together!" She said picking up the picture. "Awww. Now isn't that just the most adorable thing ever!?"

She tried to get up only to find something lying across her shoulder and chest. She looked down and saw that Anguirus had his arm over her shoulder and his head resting over her lower neck.

"I can't wait to show this to everypony when we all get to see everypony today!" Pinkie squealed.

"No! You mustn’t tell anyone of this!" Orga yelled cheeks burning.

"Ahh. Okay! Hey Ebirah what do you think!?" Pinkie asked the lobster pony.

"Jolly good show."