For all his fics and fantasies, a certain closet brony never really considered the possibility of life on Equestria. He was convinced there could be no way of actually spending quality time with his favorite blue pegasus, what with the minor issue of her being a cartoon character and all. Until, across the gulf of space, the fictional filly unilaterally decides to pay him a surprise visit... IN BED.

What on earth will his girlfriend say?

WARNING: Story may contain traces of elements other than all the explicit, interspecies (group) sex. Also, it's written in a mix of the first- and second-person narrative, in case you hate either one (or both) of those with the force of a thousand burning Twilights.

The story will feature two digital paintings by the amazing artist NinjaHam, of which the cover art is only a small teaser.

Editing assistance provided by that most adorable of grammar-nazism proponents: Starfall. Remaining errors courtesy of yours truly. <3

Credit for the short description -- which I always seem to struggle with -- goes to Macharius!