PROLOGUE
The new world
After fights against aliens , Gordon , is now on the complex lambda , he's waiting the portal to Xen , Ok Gordon you are ready for this ? , Said a Scientist
Yeah , I'm ready , but , are you sure when i jump to the portal , i will go to Xen and not another World ?
I'm sure Freeman , all it's going to be okay
Freeman i forget something ! , Said the Scientist
What ? , Said Gordon , Take this radio , Said the scientist , But in Xen there's no communication on radio , Said Gordon , Yes Yes i know it , but this is an false radio , whit this you will attract the attention of the aliens and kill them more easily.
Nice ! , Said Freeman , I know it it's going to be fine.
5 Minutes !
Ok Gordon , you can do it , you can save the world , you can save us
Yeah , but i need to do something
What is it Gordon ?
I forget my diploma from the M.I.T , it's something important , from my family and my friends...
It's ok freeman , do what you need to do , Said the Scientist , Thanks
Gordon was walking in the lab , he take his photo team , the diploma and his iphone 4
Doc , I'm ready to jump , Said Gordon , Good , Hey James , the portal is ready ? , Said the Scientist , In 30 seconds ! , Said James , You hear Gordon , be ready
Ok now i.. Oh no ! , we got a breach ! Aliens incoming
Shit ! , Gordon see the first alien , *BANG* , The alien fall to Gordon , Ouch , This er... Controller ? , is so giant , Said Gordon , Gordon look at your 3 ! , He see 2 aliens grunts trying to open the door of the lab , Gordon kill the first 1 then he grab his crowbar and.
Take this ! , Whit his crowbar , he remove the alien "face" , Ugh God , That's ugly , Said James , I see more things than this
Look out ! , Said the scientist , We meet again cthulhu , whit his .357 he shot against cthulhu pet and blow his head off
Gordon , JUMP TO THE PORTAL !!
Gordon was running to the portal and ... *THUM*
Meanwhile in Sweet Apple Acress
Applejack was whit his sister , in her room
It's time to sleep , AppleBloom , Ok sister , Have a good night , then Applejack close the door of the room , she was going to his room , but she hear something ...
I jus' need to sleep and in the mornin' , Then she listen , AGH UGH OUCH AGH OUUCH DAMM , AGH UGH , Applejack run to the window to look what happend , What happend , I don't see nothing , I will check
Gordon was rolling in one of the hills of Sweet Apple Acress , he wake up , Damm , why in that place ? , anyways i think i'm in ... oh no , im not in Xen , Jesus , now what i can do ? ... Wait i see a village , let's see whit my crossbow , he take his crossbow and he read , Welcome to Ponyville , the home of the mane six , What that mean ? , the mane six ? , a band of music ? , maybe we can explore
Meanwhile in Ponyville
Gordon was walking in the central street of Ponyville , God ,rustic houses , interesting , they got light , but why there rustic houses ? is strange
Beacuse if you discover the energy you can win money and make other company , of houses ! , aftet that design new types of houses and be rich , This people don“t know the capitalism
Gordon was still walking , and he found some interesting places , Wow , that restaurant is like a cupcake and a
tree house ?! , Amazing , then Gordon hear a voice , Hello ? anypony ? , Gordon run to a wall and he say , Anypony ? what the hell , maybe that mean "Ponyville" , let's see who is , and Gordon see Applejack , he say , What the fuck ?! , Is a ... pony talking , and whit a cowboy hat , this is real ? , but let's see if she talk , Gordon saw Applejack , and he listen , More traces of that creature , they lead to that wall , Shit , i need to hide ... the houses , i can climb them , Gordon grab his crowbar and he climb one of the houses , he was walking in the roof of the houses , Applejack was still searching Gordon whit his flash light , she point the position of Gordon and ...
Applejack yell , WHAT THE HAY ?! , And then Gordon said , JEBUS SAVE ME ! , Gordon was running on the roofs , Applejack wun to Twilight's tree house , and she open the door and she yell , TWILIGHT WAKE UP PLEASE WAKE UP , then Twilight was waking up , and she said , What happend Applejack ? What is the problem ? , Applejack said , i see a monster , it was big , more big than Celestia , What ?! That's impossible , It's possible , but please send a message to Princess Celestia and send some guards , beacuse when i saw the creature , in his ... "armor" it was whit blood , For Celestia ! , i will send the message and find the others , this is important , Then Applejack was running to find their friends , Spike ! Wake up , this important , take note of this and then Send to princess Celestia
Gordon was still running on the roof of the houses , Damm , What can i do now ? , wait what is she doing ? , Gordon fall to the ground , then he hide in some bushes and he saw Applejack running to a Boutique , then she appear whit a unicorn , Unicorns ?! , that's impossible , seriusly i need to hide , i don't like this , they maybe are going to call all the people of here and kill me.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
Oh , a friendship report ? , on this hour ? , let's see , said Princess Celestia
Princess Celestia
A strange creature is in Ponyville , Applejack said it was covered in blood , please , send some guards , i don't know what can happend
Your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle
What ?! , i don't know if this is real , The best idea now is sending Prince Shining Armor , Princess Cadance and some guards
Meanwhile , in the position of Gordon
Damm , how much time i need to stay here , i think it's time to move , wait let's see how much time i was here , 3 hours ?! , ok i need to leave this place , and now , beacuse i don't like this .
Gordon was walking selintly , so he see again the tree house
Wait , i see something over there , let's see , hum 6 little horses are talking , wait a moment , In the poster said : "The home of the mane six" , what mean the mane six ?
What is that thing on the sky ? ,So Gordon take his crossbow , he look in the aim and he say , What the hell ? , those ponies can fly , wait , in that book of mythology say the horses whit wings are pegasus , men , This really Xen ? , fuck , Black mesa and the world are going to die , i don't know , but sometimes i think is my fault , nevermind , let's see what they're going to do
Gordon see the tree house and the group of guards , Hum one them is calling the door , why she is hugging the big one ? , and she is doing a type of .. salute ? , ok the 6 ponies are coming out , of the tree house , why one of them have a rainbow in his mane ? , and that unicorn got a beautiful mane ? , and one of them seems like to be hyperactive , and the other is so shy , well , they're not like ponies , they got those big eyes , they're sooo cute , and that er... cowboy ? .
What i'm doing here ? i need to escape and now ... Wait the're talking , Are you sure you see that monster , beacuse i don't see no clue of him , I'm sure i see it , I think this is a waste of time , No please don't leave
Ok .... whit this i can escape .... i can't do that , ugh damn consciense , How i can do this .... ok i have an idea
Gordon left his hiding place and he say : She's not lying
Everyone was looking Gordon , Did you never see a human ? , Shining Armor say ,Who are you , I'm Gordon Freeman