"What a waste of my Diamond pick..." Rainbow grumbled.
"Yea, but i'm surprised we have made this much progress considering NO ONE IS HELPING US!" Vinyl said.
"I told you two, i'm looking for a spell that will clean all this up." Twilight told them.
"Oh yea, and that ALWAYS helps." Rainbow said.
"Shut up." Twilight snapped.
"Girls, please stop fighting! I for one, would love to help you and Vinyl clean up this mess." Rarity interrupted.
"Really? That's great-" Rainbow started
"But sadly, I cannot. I am supposed to help Applejack slay the Enderdragon on her server." She said.
"Oh, come on! How can you still play that game after all of this?" Vinyl asked them.
"Because afterwards, we are installing the Herobrine mod so that we can kill him. He won't die here, of course, but it will be fun." She told them. "Now, I must be off. Goodbye." And Rarity left.
"Ugh. Come on Vinyl, let's finish this. by ourselves." Rainbow said to her friend.
"What about my spell?" Twilight asked.
"NO!" Vinyl and Rainbow said simultaneously.
"Sheesh. Sorry." Twilight said and went back to the library. Vinyl and Rainbow were left alone in the center of Ponyville while they slowly mined all the Netherrack, and bucketed out the lava. Hehe, good thing Herobrine didn't spawn mobs, right?
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"Come on Flutters, you don't want the Creepers to get you, do you?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Ummm, no. But i'm still kind of hurting from when you used me as a shield against that Enderman." Fluttershy replied.
"Well, you were supposed to calm him down so he would stop attacking!" Pinkie yelled.
"I tried, but you wouldn't stop staring at him..." Fluttershy said quietly.
"I was just complementing him on his cool eyes!" Pinkie defended herself.
*sigh* "I see a house up there. Maybe there is someone there that can help us." Fluttershy pointed out. So the two mares trotted up to the house. There was no one there, but Fluttershy did see a sign, reading
I am 20% cooler than Vinyl.
It was clearly from Rainbow.
"Wow, cool! This must have been their house! And there are a ton of diamonds here! and wood and cobble and dirt and iron and gold and-"
"I can see it, you don't need to tell me." Fluttershy told Pinkie. "I hope they won't mind if we use some of this. I mean, I doubt they will be coming back..." She said.
"Of course they won't mind. Wow, where did they get all of this stuff? I mean, it's all bedrock out there." Pinkie said.
"Well, maybe they were here when it wasn't bedrock." Fluttershy suggested.
"Yes... Maybe..." Pinkie said mysteriously. "But how did it become bedrock?"
"Um, didn't Rainbow say something about it being-"
"CHANGELINGS! I blame the changelings!" Pinkie shouted.
"But it wasn't Changelings-
"The Changelings must have come here shortly after Rainbow Dash and Vinyl arrived. They disguised themselves as passive mobs with their weir shape shifty powers, and followed Rainbow and Vinyl until they got to their house. The Changelings then nuked everything, hoping to take out Dash and Vinyl. But Rainbow Dash saw it coming, and picked up Vinyl and took to the sky."
"Ok, I think you're fusing the Royal Wedding with what actually happened..."
"Silence, Fluttershy! I'm story telling!"
"Alright..."
"Good. Back to my story. When the whole world was blown to bedrock, Rainbow set Vinyl down on the ground and they gathered all of the items that dropped from the explosion. The meanie Chrysalis, was angry with Dash and Vinyl for living, and had her Changelings disguise as aggressive mobs and attack at night. But before the night came, I swooped in with my fourth wall breaking powers and saved them, bringing our friends back to Equestria." Pinkie Pie said proudly.
"THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL!" Fluttershy snapped.
"Sheesh, calm down. No need to get jealous of me." Pinkie told her.
"Grrr..." Fluttershy growled and walked away.
"She clearly needs anger management." Pinkie said and started making a cake.
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"Done!" Rainbow gasped.
"FINALLY!" Vinyl hollered. It was nighttime. The two mares had been working all day, cleaning up Netherrack and bucketing lava. "One of these days, I am going to give Herobrine the bloodiest, goriest death ever!" Vinyl said.
"Err, let's keep this rated everyone. And anyways, Herobrine is already dead, so we can't really kill him." Rainbow Dash told her.
"That sucks. Why can't Notch just banish him to the Nether or something?" Vinyl asked. Then both mares eyes grew wide.
"Why can't he?" Rainbow Dash asked.
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"What's this? A letter? From those ponies? Interesting..." Notch said as a letter appeared before him. "And sent from a dragon too. Very nice. Let's see... Oh, it's just the usual complaint about Herobrine being a troll. Hmmm, Netherfied Ponyville? *LOL*. Took all day to clean up... That's a record. Want's me to banish him to the Nether. Hehe, not a bad idea. I'm going to pretend that I thought of that." Notch said to himself. "Maybe the pink one that just arrived in Minecraft can teach me how to break the fourth wall and go to Equestria."
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"Thanks for letting us use Spike to send that letter, Twi." Rainbow Dash told her friend.
"I'm right here, ya know. You could have thanked me." Spike said.
"No problem, Rainbow. But I do want to talk to you about something." Twilight said.
"Oh yea? What is it?" Dash asked.
"It's about Pinkie and Fluttershy. I haven't seen them since you got back, and Pinkie said something about breaking the fourth wall. I'm really worried. Have you seen them?" Twilight asked.
"No, I haven't. Maybe they took Lyra to that place with the 'Humans' Lyra always talks about." Rainbow suggested.
"That's a load of horse feathers. Humans are just myths." Twilight said. Rainbow Dash shrugged.
"Well then where are they?" The cyan Pegasus asked.
"Maybe they went to Minecraft." Twilight said. The two shared a look.
"Nah!" They said simultaneously, and laughed at the idea.
Sorry I took so long. Had a ton of schoolwork and so little time to get it all done. But now, prepare for lots of updates :)
"I wonder if there are other ponies here? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Pinkie yelled, making Fluttershy flinch and cover her ears.
"Oww..." Was all the yellow Pegasus said.
"Hey Shy', maybe when we're done raiding Rainbow's house, we can go exploring." Pinkie suggested.
"Um, I actually was hoping if you could bring us back home. I mean, if that's OK with you." Fluttershy said quietly.
"Haha, sorry Flutter's, the fourth wall is already fixed. I have to wait a few weeks before I can break it again." Pinkie told her.
"A f-few w-w-weeks?" Fluttershy stuttered.
"Yuperoonie."
"Here?"
"Uh huh."
"With the monsters?"
"Of course! Where can the monsters go besides here?"
A squee could be heard.
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"Well, Notch is clearly not coming, or he would already be here." Rainbow said.
"Maybe he can't get here." Vinyl suggested.
"Of course he can get here! He's Notch. The great and powerful creator of Minecraft." Rainbow told her.
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"Curse ponies for living in a world so hard to get to!" Notch exclaimed. "How did my brother do it?"
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"Yea, you're probably right. Oh well, we just have to get rid of Herobrine ourselves." Vinyl said.
"Yes. Maybe Twilight knows a spell to get rid of him." Rainbow suggested, but then took it back. "What am I thinking? Twi always messes up spells. Maybe the princess will believe us now."
"I wanna come!" Vinyl said like a foal to their mother.
"Um... OK?" Rainbow told her.
"Sorry, I've just always wanted to meet the princess." Vinyl said, clearly hiding something.
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"Is that right?"
"Uh huh."
"..."
"..."
".............."
"ALRIGHT I JUST REALLY WANT A GIG AT THE CASTLE!" Vinyl finally cracked.
"Haha, I forgot you're a DJ." Rainbow chuckled.
"Yea, so let's go." Vinyl urged.
"Alrighty. But there is one problem.
"What is that?"
"You can't fly, and i'm not spending bits on a train ticket."
"Crud."
Vinyl ended up buying herself a ticket, and they left to Canterlot. This time, Celestia had a big reason to help them. Canterlot was flooded with evil chickens. They rushed to the castle, passing the gardens. Vinyl noticed a crack in Discords stone prison, and it grew larger an larger, until Discord burst out.
"I'm back!" He yelled.
"No! We do not have time for you!" Vinyl yelled at him and blasted Discord with her magic. He gave a hurt look and disappeared.
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"Herobrine! Come fight me!" Discord yelled at him. "You stole my job, and i'm not happy about it!"
"Discord, you are an even bigger fool than I thought you to be. You can not fight me. I will simply troll you with lava." Herobrine said. Troll me with lava? This guy is serious.
"And I will simply turn it into chocolate milk."
"And I will simply drown you in it."
"I'm immortal, I can't drown."
"Would you like to test that?"
"No..."
"Then I suggest you run along."
"No way! I'll make Slenderman kill you!"
"I will troll him with lava."
"You can't troll Slendy with lava!"
"I can troll anything or anyone with lava." Here comes Slendy.
"AHHHHH I NEED LAVA!" Herobrine screamed like a girl, and ran into the Everfree.
"You can't run from Slenderman!" Discord yelled.
"Yes I-" He was cut off by a sickening scream.
"No, you can not run from Slendy. Slendy gets you. And he kills you." Discord said and walked away.
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In Canterlot, the evil chickens disappeared.
"Where did the chickens go?" Rainbow asked.
"They died with Herobrine." Discord appeared behind them. "I let loose Slenderman on him."
"Oh my god what is wrong with you?" Vinyl asked in horror.
"He stole my job!"
"You have given me nightmares!" Vinyl said.
"Yea! You turned this into a grimdark!" Rainbow added.
"I did not turn it into a grimdark! I would have needed to describe what exactly happened to him, and no one lives to tell that tale." Discords expression turned dark. Rainbow swore she heard him whisper the words gore fest.
"Discord! You have released Slenderman and put every ponies life at stake!" Celestia said.
"Oh Tia you are really no fun." Discord told her.
"Just wait until the rest of the elements get here. You will be turned back to stone and the Slenderman threat will be dealt with!" Celestia said.
"Yea. Right." And then Slenderman comes and there is no one left to tell the rest of the story.
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"Uh, Pinkie, what is that thing?" Fluttershy asked
"Slendy!"
The End
