Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

"Give up, Discord!" Twilight Sparkle yelled, her friends gathered around her. "There's no escape this time!"

"Hm?" The draconequus turned around, a twinkle in his eye. He started to laugh, not menacingly, but jovially. "Oh, I'm afraid you must have me confused with somepony else." He extended a paw and a smile. "I'm Discourse, spirit of communication and mutual understanding. If we can just sit down and talk about this, I'm sure that-"

"Get him!" Applejack yelled.

Whatever the draconequus was about to say next was cut off by a barrage of cupcakes, custard balloons and lightly-toasted pastries.