Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

"Go to your room!" Celestia yelled, pointing skyward. "And don't come down until you've drunk the whole thing!"

"And it took her that long?" Twilight gasped.

"What can I say?" Celestia shrugged, taking another sip of her wine. "If she hates alcohol so much, she shouldn't have tried to break into a brewery."