'Ey, Man! The name's Karda. A long time ago, I used to be a great adventurer, but then I became immortal, and turned into a book. It's a long story. I still miss the Guide.
Still! I gots alotta cool info on the universe! Wanna know what two Brothers are planning to kill each other? You got it! You want to know what ca-raaazy adventures the Doctor is getting himself into? You got it!
So! Open up the Table o' Contents and give the Kardanomicon a test run!