Bloodrunner the Hero of Pansyville

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Random, Adventure
Length: 2666

Wussup? Oh I'm a Hematologist.

Bloodrunner the hero of Pansyville goes to Ponyville to just hang out.

Published 2013-04-01 13:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-01 13:40:01 UTC

Prologue

Prologue

Bloodrunner was sitting in his chair positioned awkwardly right in front of his window with the blinds closed so then the mares outside wouldn't notice the action that he was doing. Bloodrunner squished his hoof on the bottle that read lotion on the label and had a logan for something he did not care about. He then proceeded to slob all the sticky material onto his penis which was right hard since he was watching passing by mares outside in the street walk. Then he began to rub his penis up and down with his left hoof. The sensation was basically orgasmic as Bloodrunner began to pick up pace on rubbing on his cock. The horny horse thus closed his eyes and ejaculated all over his window pane causing him to remember his mother since she used to clean the window pane of his old window at his parents house each time he masturbated. Satisfied, Bloodrunner walked a few steps while rubbing his semen covered hoof all over the wall of his home. He felt an adequate disgust at the action but the laziness kicked in and he didn't fucking care. Bloodrunner now done cleaning his hoof of the baby making fluid proceeded to go to the kitchen to see if there was any food in the fridge and to his dismay there was none.

"Damn it! Again there is no food. How the fuck am I supposed to eat around here!?" screamed Bloodrunner as he slammed the door of the fridge as hard as he possibly could. Bloodrunner felt a large amount of rage from there being no food so he began to dream of murdering the mares outside of his home then raping their dead corpses. Bloodrunner then walked back to his couch to continue to masturbate since he got a hard-on from the dream he had. He then passed out from the over stimulation of his pee-pee and ejaculated once more to the window pane.

Bam, Bam, Bam! went the sound originating from the front door of his home. The loud banging awoke Bloodrunner from the dream he had of mares everywhere waiting in line to suck his dick, each mare a different color mane and species of pony. Bloodrunner felt an uneasiness in his stomach since he had not eaten in a couple of days since he was too lazy to go buy food. He stretched out his hoof pulling on his sofa cushion causing him to pull up from the chair in a weak manner. He walked half-awake to his surroundings and proceeded to get to the door that caused him to lose his fantastic dream. Opening the door ready to scream at whoever banged on his door, Bloodrunner then saw that there was no one there only a package that was rectangular in shape. He grabbed the box excitedly to his chest with two hoofs as if it was the first time he masturbated. He slammed the door of his home and walked with his package to his sofa chair that he enjoyed so much. Impatiently, Bloodrunner ripped apart the box as fast as he could to get the contents of it giggling evilly through the ordeal. He looked at the object that was before him being held on his right hoof and the letter that was inside with it on his left hoof. The item on his right hoof was a gauntlet that was purple, metallic, and it had five weird protrusions on each end while one protrusion was smaller than the others that was on the left end of the entire gauntlet. Then the letter was read aloud as followed.

"Dear useless nephew,

It's a me Mario, Mariotouche, your uncle, I wanted to send to you this gauntlet so then you could be an actual asset to society instead of laying around masturbating all day. Be careful with it because the power of the gauntlet and yada yada shut the fuck up you old crone"

Bloodrunner then crumbled up the paper and threw it at the trash can in his kitchen completely missing. Curious at the gauntlet, he thought maybe it would be useful to masturbate with. Putting the gauntlet on his right hoof he started to put the protrusions all over his dick trying to do an up and down motion but without the jerking it had no effect on his member. Annoyed, Bloodrunner then tried to pull off the gauntlet but, as he tried to pull and pull it would not come off.

"Why won't... this... come... off!" screamed Bloodrunner as he tried his best to pull of the gauntlet as hard and strongly as he could. Bloodrunner then grabbed his chest, it felt like he was having a heart attack. He fell to the floor while grabbing his chest with his left hoof and his gauntlet was scratching the floor. He looked up at the ceiling fan on top of him and felt a incredible amount of pain throughout his body. He then began to hyper ventilate until he let out a large shriek when the pain became unbearable.

"Auaaagh!!" screamed Bloodrunner as felt his pain throughout his body. The pain was so great that his conscious mind could not handle the stress and he passed out.

Bloodrunner woke up from the floor and felt a haze and dizziness so strong like the time he tried Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation with that prostitute in Las Pegas. He stood up from the ground with two hoofs and looked at his now broken window that he used to ejaculate all over. There was a big hole as if something massive broke through it. He then tilted his head to his right arm to see it completely covered from his hoof to his shoulder the metal gauntlet. He looked at his new arm and then started to move the points of his protrusions with a thought. He studied the entire hand and moved it about from the palm to the back.

"What happened last night!?" said Bloodrunner to himself as he went and slumped on his sofa chair.

"Nah maybe this is all just a dream... or it could be all real... sweet Celestia why is this happening!?"

Bloodrunner pondered on the subject until he realized all his answers were in the paper they sent him. He then got out of the chair and ran to his kitchen which had all the plates and utensils crashed all over the floor. He digged through the broken kitchen supplies to find the crumpled up paper next to the tilted trash can. He unfolded it to finally finish what the paper read.

....is too much for any pony and it could kill you. But, if you put on the gauntlet that I fetched for you then you will become more powerful than anything you may have been before. Use this power to save ponies from the wretches of society and then you will finally be free from your useless existence. Don't waste this opportunity my nephew because both your cousins died by putting on this gauntlet to attain it's power. Your the only one left, hopefully you will survive and if you do then contact me I shall show you the way to your destiny.

Cordially yours, Mariotouche.

Bloodrunner stood there in the kitchen staring at his new metal arm. It was fascinating to look at and surprising that it killed his cousin's from all the way to Manehattan. He did not know what to do until he guessed to follow the letter. A better question is why did the gauntlet choose him and what happened last night? He contemplated this until he came with his own solution.

"Time to go outside"

Bloodrunner opened the door to his home and exited it. The sunlight hurting his eyesight, he covered his face with the gauntlet. The gauntlet felt cold and smooth on his skin. He lifted a protrusion from his eyes to allow him to see through the sunlight. There he saw the many destroyed and collapsed homes of the neighbors that lived next to him. They looked like they were broken apart by some giant monster and there were holes all over the street walk. Bloodrunner took off the gauntlet from his face to see clearly the damage that has been done.

Did I do do this...?

Bloodrunner looked around the area until he spotted a mare down the street. He suddenly trotted all the way towards the mare who was apparently putting all her belongings in a trash bag from her home.

"Excuse me Mrs. do you know what happened..."

The mare turned around towards Bloodrunner since she was addressed by him. Then her eyes were agape when she noticed the metal arm on his body.

"It's you!" said the mare interrupting Bloodrunner from his sentence.

"What?"

"It is you! Thank you so much for saving Pansyville everyone is so indebted to you..."

"Indebted for what!? What did I do last night?" interrupted Bloodrunner.

"You mean you do not remember?"

"I don't remember a thing"

"How could you not remember the Hydra that was rampaging and terrorizing everyone and destroying everything, there was no hope whatsoever until you came and completely destroyed it! Your the savior of Pansyville!"

"Savior? How could...?"

"Hey everyone it's him the one who killed the Hydra!" screamed the mare towards all of the Ponies surrounding the area.

The ponies came in droves encircling Bloodrunner while talking amongst themselves about the pony with the metal arm who came and saved them all. Bloodrunner felt an uneasy queasiness and ran back into his home and closed the door on them all as they followed him. He trotted to the safety of his chair and felt an welcome comfort instead of the uneasy stress that was with him outside.

Dear Celestia! I killed a Hydra last night? I... I need to get out of here...

Bloodrunner got out of his chair and went to his room where he put on some clothes and then trotted to the hole in the window. He flew out into the sky and he noticed how everypony in Pansyville were watching him fly away in awe, this made his face cringe since he never was admired before not even at his job. He took with him the letter that they sent him to find the address were his uncle lived so then he could get some answers.

Bloodrunner arrived at Manehattan, the streets were sprawling with movement and the many pegasi who soared in the air. Bloodrunner flew past the many buildings that enveloped the entire city till he landed on the sidewalk. He then walked towards his destination to his uncle's house. He walked from the central city until he reached the outskirts of Manehattan. He continued his destination to find were his uncle was but, it was strangely leading Bloodrunner to the ghetto of Manehattan and it gave him the chills at what came of his family. Finally arriving to his destination point, Bloodrunner found an old trailer park. He trotted until he finally found a trailer that was dirty, old, and crusty, Bloodrunner face cringed at the image that was portrayed before him but, he trotted on anyway. He knocked on the door with his metal arm and it was slid open by his uncle who was a bit chubby and had a flowing green mane with a purple haired body. Astonishingly he also had a metal arm on his left hoof. Ecstatic to see his nephew, Mariotouche gave Bloodrunner a huge hug while grasping him with the metal arm which felt cold on his wing.

"I can't believe you came! How is the arm? how do you feel?" said Mariotouche as he analyzed his nephews arm and studied his face.

"Better question is... What the hell is going on!?" said Bloodrunner as he pushed back Mariotouche from his body.

"I'm sorry I just never had a visitor in a while I have been so secluded from everypony that I haven't had much interaction please come in, I'm sorry I acted so weird just now..." said Mariotouche as they both entered the Trailer.

Bloodrunner closed the door and studied the entire trailer of the inside. The bed of the trailer was messy and there was dirty clothes all over the floor. The sink was filled to the brim with nasty dishes that weren't cleaned. Curiously enough, there was also a hole in the wall right next to the bed. Mariotouche got comfortable and sat on his sofa cushion while Bloodrunner just stood there. Mariotouche then said "Please sit down" which Bloodrunner did gratefully since he flew so far to get here.

"Ahh this is a nice sofa cushion" said Bloodrunner as he got a little to comfortable with the seat opposite to Mariotouche.

"I know right! it's made of the finest Emu feather and laced with desert mole rat hair"

After enjoying the sofa cushion more than the one he had at home, he returned to his previous mindset and finally asked the dire question that he needed answered to him.

"Uncle.. what happened? It looks like you lost everything and you used to be a millionaire! What does this gauntlet have to do with me? Why is this happening?" said Bloodrunner as he got out of his comfort zone in the sofa cushion.

"I will tell you what happened as long as you agree to allow me to help you control your power"

"What power? What can this thing do? Apparently I killed a Hydra back in Pansyville and I can't even remember it!"

"Just let me explain alright? Then you can keep quiet with all the questions" said Mariotouche impatiently.

"But first let me ask you a few questions. How was life in Pansyville? It has been so many years since you have contacted me. I didn't even know you were alive or not!" said Mariotouche skooched in his sofa cushion.

"Oh.. sorry about that... will before this I was a Hematologist rerouting the D.N.A. in blood, I was going to make a major break through on genetics until my vacation began. Then on the last day of my vacation this became part of my life..."

"I don't care about that! Tell me more of you daily life nephew" said Mariotouche.

"Well apart from Hematology, I really did not go anywhere for every vacation so I just pretty much masturbated a lot each time to the mare's who would be outside my window. I alway's felt like going out and talking to them but, it was just easier to masturbate"

"I already know that! Thats all you talk about when you come to family reunions! Your telling me you have been doing the same stuff for the past nine years!? What is wrong with you?"

"Uh... I don't know... I just like to masturbate" said Bloodrunner awkwardly.

"Speaking of masturbation.. You got any lotion I could borrow? There is this fine mare I flew past while getting here and she is getting me really hot right now"

"Ewww No!" said Mariotouche disgusted.

"Awww come on I flew all the way to get here! Don't I get a reward!"

"Not that kind of reward!"

"Tsk fine"

Bloodrunner and Mariotouche stared at each other in an awkward silence for a few minutes. Then Mariotouche got the courage to say something.

"Do you know where that gauntlet originates from nephew?"

"Uh.. nope"

"From the flames and chasms of Tartarus the home of demons galore!"

"This is from Tartarus? how did you get it?" Bloodrunner said as he lifted up the metal arm to his face.

"It all began when I took a expedition party to the gate. We had a lot of men, ninety-two to be precise from mares to stallions who wanted the power of the gauntlet for themselves. Me and your cousins Sawdust and Chamberlain were heading the expedition....

FLAASSSSSHHH BAAAACKK!!!

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"