Rainbow Dash: Damn Good With Kids!

by Symphony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 244

The most awesome pegasus in Equestria can do anything! Even look after your kid!

Need someone to watch your foal? No problem! Rainbow Dash is up to the task! If it's motivational, that's just as easy as ACB! Hire her today and you might regret it later! Who cares, they're just kids, after all…

Legal disclaimer: Hire at your own risk, no refunds and absolutely no wimps are accepted.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-11 01:16:44 UTC

Rainbows Last Forever, horse!

"You're gonna do what?!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed, terrified. She stared at her prismatic friend who had arrived to her library minutes earlier.

"Ugh, I told you already, I'm gonna start a business of my own after being fired from the weather team..." Rainbow Dash facehoofed and groaned. "I'm going to look after kids for parents who can't do it by themselves..." She explained for the third time to her bookish friend.

"I just can't see you as a foalsitter, Rainbow..." Twilight sighed. "Do you even realize how much of a responsibility foalsitting is?" The lavender bookworm asked with an arched eyebrow.

"I guess..." Rainbow pushed around a book which was lying on the floor in front of her. The book was suddenly snatched away from her by a pouting unicorn. "Look, I know what I'm doing. I've been around Scoots sometimes... Don't worry. I won't do any bad stuff with the kids, promise." Rainbow tensed up and her head darted around the room. "What time is it?"

"It's around Four-thirty. Why?" Twilight answered.

"Oh horseapples, I was supposed to pick up Scoots an hour ago! See ya Twi!" With that, the daredevil pegasus launched through an open window, shooting through the open skies.

"May Celestia help us all..." Twilight shuddered as she thought of all the possible scenarios which could go wrong on the pegasus' escapade. But silly Twilight forgot that destruction is always imminent! What a silly pony...