Parawhat!?

All I see is black... This sucks... I feel like I fell in... Jell-O... Wait, I hear... Girls... Hopefully...

" What do we do with it, it's so sad", said a feminine voice, light and sweet.

Another female voice replies " Ya it is, I guess we just bury it, not much else we can do" this voice being a little deeper, but so harmonic.

Oh crap! They're gonna bury me!?

Why don't my arms work, how about eyes.

I open them up-

" Aaaaaaahhhhhggggg" a high pitched scream pierces the air.

Wait thats my scream. Who gave me helium, and why are there ponies in front of me!

Both mares, both blue, and both shouldn't exist.

This is just some trick Stephan is pulling. I'm probably laying in that ally, knocked out. Mind tricks.

The sweet voiced mare, with a sky blue coat and snow white ,short mane is having a bit of a panic attack. She screams something unintelligible and dives behind the other mare.

The other mare is a deep blue with a golden mane that is almost to her hands, er, hooves.

She calls to the pony behind he," Calm down, its smaller than your head, whats it going to do" She looked at me, concerned," why did the poor thing scream".

Wait... She does look pretty big...

I take a look at my surroundings. I'm in some forest. About mid fall, leaves on the trees prove me right. But why aren't there and leaves on the ground? Not like I can see the ground. Why can't I move my arms?

I guess I only have two mares to ask," why can't I use my arms", I ask in my helium voice.

The dark blue mare's eyes widen slightly, while her friend, I guess, screams again and buries her face in her friends mane.

The dark blue pony, who I just notice to be a pegasus, answers calmly," well, you have no arms, just wings," I'm freaking out now.

I have no arms, I have wings, and feel heavy on one side. What kind of sick joke is this?

I may be smart, but I'm pretty clueless at the moment. I guess I'll just stick to asking questions.

" Could you explain, and could I get your names," I'm getting tired of referring to them by color. And I want to know what race her friend is, but she is still pretty terrified. She still hasn't come out from behind her friend.

" Well we found you out here in the woods, thought you were dead, and then you screamed. I am Star Gazer, and this is Avian Heart. And you are the only Parasprite we've ever hear talk".

Ok, I'm still pretty baffled.

" Oh, and you seem to be pregnant miss..."

I'm would be scared but that seems like an under reaction," What, first I'm a dude, and second, what do you mean I'm pregnant"!

She seems a little overwhelmed. I understand with the mare hiding behind her and me talking, and maybe with child, but she seems put out about something else. She approaches me and I feel a bit of stress relieved from my right side.

" Ok your not pregnant, but it seem you have pockets, two, in your skin," she seems to be a little confused about what ever she pulled out.

So... I have pockets... This cant get weirder... Wait their goes a dragon chicken... I was wrong it got weirder...

"What did you pull out of me", I call to the mare.

" You have some sort of bow with you, its awfully strange, but your size. Maybe your smarter than we thought"

Oh shoot... My pocket crossbow... I guess now its just a crossbow... Damn I only had two bolts left... A normal and my experiment... This sucks... At least the crossbow's built in quiver kept me from being a ten watt charred ball...

"Is something bothering you miss-"

"Please, you can call me Star", she interrupts.

"Ok, is something bothering you Star"?

"Well my friend- Avian you can come out now, he's friendly", I hadn't noticed that she had hidden in a nearby bush.

She crawls out from her shrub and trots over, looking at the ground. I can see now that she is a pegasus like her friend. And her mane is cut short to look like a birds crest.

" Whats your name", she asks, barely audible.

" I'm Seth McColt"

She lifts her head slightly as I say this, and peeks at me.

" Your cute", I can't help other than blush as she says this.

" Thanks, though I can't really help it, in this form I mean" I laugh a bit, which sounds strange with my helium voice.

This conversation isn't getting me off ground and I have no idea how to use these wings," Um could you lift me, I can't move my wings yet, and Star could you put that crossbow in my pocket please", I can't help but be a little shy around these, mares' they are sweet and kind, nothing like earth with its wars and plague, they are like a small haven.

I end up riding in Star Gazers hair as they take me to their home.