Read the title. Done that yet? Good. Now you know what the story is about. That's pretty much it. Enjoy.

Wait. You want more stuff here? Okay then. Umm... I had a day off work, got bored and decided to write something. This badly written thingy is the result. I haven't written fiction in 3+ years, so don't expect too much. I marked it as comedy because I didn't know what else to give it.

Inspired by my monumental cock-up involving a microwave oven and a marshmallow.