Diary Of A Psycho

by WingzBolt45

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Fluttershy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 1903

What happens in ponyville, Stays in ponyville

After 4 years in the equestrian mental correctional center in canterlot Pinkie Pie somehow

manages to break free and goes on doing the same thing she did before, Instead this time

things have gotten splenderrifically FUN-tastically fun. Come join Pinkie Pie on her

way back to Ponyville and the encounters she has on the way.

Published 2012-01-06 17:58:59 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-08 20:07:19 UTC

Gone to hit the books!

Gone to Hit the books!

Diary Of A Psycho by Themariobros45

"Twilight! It's the middle of the night. Why did you call us over?" Dash was rubbing her eyes from the
half hour of running from AJ's house to the Library. after a few minutes Applejack then
walked in the door still yawning from the tiresome run:

"Okay were all here. Now what's the thing you had to talk about that it can't wait until mornin'?"
AJ was still a little upset since she had work in the morning and staying up just wasn't helping.

Twilight then walked out of the kitchen and in the main room. "Alright! now I should have told you why
I needed you, But it would be better if I told you here."
The others were starting to get anxious about the news. twilight then cleared her throat.

"Alright. I just go a letter from Princess Celestia a few minutes ago stating Pinkie Pie had recently escaped the Canterlot
Mental Facility and Correctional Center. She assumes Pinkie is heading for Ponyville to finish what she started
before. The Special parties" Twilight then looked at Dash:

"Dash. I believe Pinkies heading for you first since the party ended with you."
Dash then looked at Twilight with a worried look on her face:

"Look! What she did to me was bed enough! I don't want to go through it again Twilight!"

"Dash. It's not going to happen again, you know why?" Dash shook her head "No."
"Because were all here now, And we'll make sure nothing happens to you."
Dash then smiled at Twilight and hugged her.

After a few minutes Twilight then dismissed the ponies. "Alright, Thanks for coming and watch your back guys.", All the ponies then left leaving Twilight to retire for the night.

It was now 4:00 in the morning and Pinkamena was still on her way to Ponyville before stumbling upon the Everfree
Forrest. "Well that was a messed up plan... Oh well." Pinkie didn't care. What ever got her to Ponyville.

Pinkie was still hopping through the Everfree Forrest until again stopping since she had found the one place
she knew she would bump into, Fluttershy's cottage. "Well finally, I thought I would Never get here."

Pinkie then stopped hopping and slowly walked to Fluttershy's Cottage. The lights were still on and Fluttershy
was pacing around to room since she was worried about Pinkie coming back:

"I can't sleep, Pinkie might be here soon and the last thing I want is to be killed. I mean who'll take care of my animals?
what will Angel do?" A knock was then heard at the door making fluttershy jump up in shock."

"who..who's there?" A faint voice then called out. "Fluttershy? let me in please." Fluttershy's eyes then
widened in horror after hearing her friend Pinkie call.

"I'm sorry Pinkie. I'm not letting you in." Fluttershy then walked away when all of a sudden the lights in
the cottage suddenly went out making Fluttershy again scream.

After a few minutes the door of the cottage slowly opened revealing a pink figure wielding a rather large, thick
stick recently snapped off a tree.

"Fluttershy, come on. Let's go have a welcome back party."

Fluttershy slowly walked up to pinkie and pushed her away flying full
speed to Twilight's Library, Pinkie following right behind her.

After getting to Twilight's library Fluttershy Pounded on the door as hard as she can waking Twilight up.
"Twilight! Please let me in!"

Twilight then rushed to the door letting Fluttershy in and closing the door. Fluttershy was still shaking from
her visit from Pinkie. Twilight then took Fluttershy to the kitchen and sat her down trying to calm her.

"Okay Fluttershy. What's wrong?" Fluttershy then calmed down and told Twilight.

"It's Pinkie Pie. She..She...She came to my place and wanted to throw a party! I know you know what party
I'm talking about right?"

Twilight shook her head in agreement.

After a few minutes somepony came up and knocked on the door. Twilight taking extreme caution
slowly walked up to the door.

"who is it?"

"Can I come in Twilight? My best friend?" Pinkie was outside hoping Twilight would open the door
for her. Twilight then started to giggle in a sort of hysterical manner.

"Of course Pinkie you can come in."

Fluttershy gasped after watching her friend open the door letting the Pink pony in before kissing her romantically.

Escapee or is it Escaper? Escapese?

Escapee or is it Escaper? Escapese?

Diary of a Psycho by themariobros45

Canterlot Mental Facility and Correctional Center {4 1/2 years later}

Pinkie got up from her cell bed and looked out the window, her doctor right behind her taking notes:
"I've been here for too long doc'! How long has it been?"
The doctor got up from his chair on the outside of the bars and looked at the straight haired pony.

"Miss pie. you've been here for almost 5 years, and the princess had sentenced you to 30 years to life
since you committed several accounts of to third degree ponyslaughter and you know that."

Pinkie hung her head, the light from the moon reflecting off her dark pink mane.
"But doc' you don't get it! I never committed any murders in my life! You have to believe me!"
The doctor then took a sip of his coffee and a puff of his cigarette writing down more notes.

"Look Miss Pie. I wish I could believe you I really do.
But it's just difficult seeing that the evidence had your hoof prints all over it."
The doctor kept staring at pinkie while taking another puff of his cigarette:

"Look..Pinkie...there is nothing more I can do except...keep you here until the princess can
at least see some improvement. Look if you can show her you've improved...
The princess might consider giving you another chance."

Pinkie kept her head low, the doctor had nothing more to say except slip a note under her cell door.
after doing so the doctor then proceeded to take his chair and other things leaving
the pony to herself.

after almost an hour pinkie walked away from the window noticing a piece of line paper on the ground.
Upon finding the paper, Pinkie headed straight to her bed and looked at the note.

Miss. Pie I know you can at least consider thinking about improving, If you do
the Princess might consider giving you another chance.
Think Mrs. Pie, Think about it, think about how your friends would react to this.
It's only a matter of time.

Signed: Doctor Hemburn

After reading the note Pinkie was thinking about the murders and what she had become the night of Dashies ruined party:

"Why did I do that? I had no control left that's probably why. I know it was the voice, I..It had to have been..."
Pinkie was soon interrupted by a strange voice. It was the same voice that took her body over 4 years ago:

"Pinkie! Why? Why did you do this? Let yourself get captured and incarcerated here!"

Pinkie jumped out of her bed and shouted at the voice. "It wasn't me creepy voice! If you weren't here I
Would not have gotten into this mess in the first place! So blame yourself!"

The voice then took over Pinkies body in a defensive way, making her hit herself and hit her head of the concrete wall:

"Pinkie. Listen and listen good, I have come here for a reason.
I'm going to help you escape, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
so being a good sister I'm taking you over and all you have to do is watch. got it?"
Pinkie shook her head not even knowing what the voice said to her a few moments ago.

after a few moments, Pinkie was starting to feel numb all around. she had no Idea that the voice had
taken over, her defense was blocked, all she could do was just watch, just like the last time before her
arrest.

"So Pinkie? what's your schedule around this time?"

"The patrol guard comes down the hall at 10:00 to bring dinner, He won't notice you in the dark corner
right near the cell door."

It was now 10:00 and just like every night the guard had made his usual dinner call for the patients.
As the guard was walking down the hallway Pinkamena was standing behind the wall with no visibility whatsoever.
The guard noticing this ran down the hallway to check on pinkie since he was not able to see her.
So to be safe the guard opened the cell door to check on Pinkie, but
was suddenly choked to death with a torn up pillow case Pinkamena had made earlier:

"well I'm sorry the party didn't last too long, but we'll probably meet again Mr. Guard."
Pinkamena then dragged the dead body and hid it behind the shadowed wall.
Pinkie was now out of the cell, able to roam around the hall and do whatever she liked, but she was
focused on one thing and one thing only. escaping the bland area.

after stumbling into the laundry room Pinkamena had asked the pony in her head for directions.

"So, Pinkie where do we go? Is there a chute in here?"

Pinkie then showed Pinkamena where the chute was and after finding it jumped down landing in a cart full of dirty
laundry on it's way to ponyville for cleaning:

"Eww Grody, Grody, Grody." Pinkamena thought
to herself, but had to stand it, at least for a good few hours.

It was now 10:30 at night, the cart was loaded in to the buggy and was setting course for ponyville.
pinkie then got out of the laundry after a few minutes and looked out the windows of the buggy waving goodbye
to the hospital.

"well on the bright side Pinkie there were some fun moments there, like.." Pinkamena thought long and hard
for a moment but soon gave up after realizing there were no fun moments, just sedation then shock therapy then
long boring moments of interviews with her doctor for some progress on her rehabilitation.

"Never mind Pinkie, It was just boring there. We can at least see our friends again. Isn't that nice?"

"you think after all of this, my friends would want to see me? That's worse than a bad idea, That's a ludicrous
idea." Pinkamena then started to giggle at Pinkie in a sick twisted way.

"And that's why If any of them get on our case, I'll rip all of their throats out." Pinkie then gasped
and after hearing what the voice said fainted into the laundry.

it had been almost 2 hours and the buggy was not yet near ponyville until it stopped waking Pinkie up.

"what happened? we don't arrive in ponyville for another hour. did we take a shortcut?"
it turned out the cart had lost a wheel a few minutes before, but Pinkamena couldn't wait for it to be fixed,
so she did what she Knew was better. pinkie hopped
out of the buggy and proceeded to skip all the way there, even if it took a few hours longer.

"well. it looks like I'm going to be a few more hours."