Chaos In Ponyville

by Seagullmen

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Other, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Sex
Length: 735

Chaos,Michael Jordan,Bruce,Tyler,Win

Two bronies get teleported to PonyVille, with Michael Jordan for some reason, where chaos has overtaken the town. Seeing as Discord is no where to be seen, it's up to Bruce, Tyler, and Michael to discover the source and put a stop to it. *Warning:This story really, really, really sucks. *
EDIT: I'm not going to work on this with Tyler anymore, i'm just going to let him do it on his own. Fuck this story.~Bruce
-Cover picture credit goes to CapnPea

Published 2012-12-22 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-22 01:00:01 UTC

Chapter I: Bring in the Ruckus

I: Bring in the Ruckus

Bruce and Tyler were enjoying some P.F. Changs. Tyler gets up to go take a "Cleveland Steamer" as he likes to call it. Bruce adds an ungodly amount of wasabi to his chicken. Tyler returns to eat the chicken. Bruce watches in giddy anticipation for Tyler to take the first bite. Some dumb bullshit happens and now they're in PonyVille. Please don't complain about how stupid this story is so far, it was Tyler's idea.

"Ugh..." Bruce groaned. He felt like he'd been run over by a truck. He stood, or tried to, as he realized he now had four legs. He found himself with cream yellow coat with blazing crimson eyes, and a short, unkempt reddish-brown mane. He also found he now had wings.He grinned at the thought of flight.

Wait, he thought, What the hell happened? I was just having some chinese takeout with Tyler and...wait, where is Tyler?

His answer suddenly presented himself as Tyler teleported before him in a flash of blue light.

"Isn't this bad ass!?" Tyler gloated. He was, obviously, a unicorn. His coat was a cobalt blue and his eyes were likewise. He had a lengthy dark brown mane. "This is better than Gak on Wednesday!"

"What the hell is-"

"OH and check this shit!"

Michael Jordan suddenly appeared.

"Yo I was in the middle of a game and what the hell is this place OMG Ponies! can I pet?"

Letting Tyler write his dialog was clearly a mistake.

Suddenly two magic ninjas came walking up to Derpy with a magic muffin with some Gak on it of course she ate it in his hand ''YUM YUM Derpy said'' with a squee face. Then a chain of lightning appeared and it started to rain and all the ponies went chaotic. Ponies breaking into stores getting stolen guns shootin up the police.So Michael Jordan got his elemental basket balls to try to calm the chaos but suddenly he ran out of basket balls so he called up Leon.So Tyler and Bruce asked if they could help he said yes.;So Tyler and Bruce created a distraction so they started to dance naked and start games like Naked Twister,Neden Game,and Spin the Lizard then won.Michael Jordan while waiting for Leon thought of plans.Later Bruce And Tyler split up looking for help.

. So back to the real part so Leon got there and said ''Some shits bout to go down with bears and Ada''Then some evil geese started attacking then Bruce and I seen some geese and one tried to eat me so me and Bruce jumped a goose and smoked him ''dat was a thug goose'' ''yup'' Bruce said Then another one came out and attacked Bruce and then i shoved a Sharpie in dat gooses ass.Later a giant wang eating turkey came and I broke its knees with a metal baseball bat then i burried it outside of Raritys house with it's head sticking out going blat yes. So MJ told Bruce and Tyler that a pony named Derpy ate a magic muffin with magical gak on it so MJ said we need to find dat ass so the went clopping to find her. But they found her big boss temple but the magic ninjas were garding it so Bruce, Tyler and MJ Pulled out some gats and said I'm about to do you foul and smoked e'm then they headed sirens and it was the fez then they started running so they ran inside trying to find that dusty ass muthafucka Derpy so they ran through all da halls and found one door that said BIG SAUCE but then the fez was there to they came up stairs and said you die mothafucka and shot MJ and his last words were ''Teamwork Makes The Dream Work'' now fuck up that pony so they ran in the Big Sauce room and locked it and found Derpy Hooving herself then Tyler said sup we were here to ask if we could fuck and Drepy said ''Please Please'' NO THANKS HUHU. Then Tyler and Bruce pulled out some gats and said ''GET FUCKED'' BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! BITCH. One Hour Later Bruce and Tyler asked so what now....... ROAD TRIP MOTHAFUCKA!

. THE END