The Pi (and other very random stories)

Spike jumped on Twilight's back.

"This is too complicated!" he shrieked. "We ride!"

Suavely, they cantered off into the sunset.

The sunset turned its back on them, revealing a complex sequence of inner workings which could only point to one objective: A dastardly plot to convert Equestria to cream cheese.

"This is madness!" Twilight whispered candidly.

Spike bravely released the eel.

END

...WHAT?

Shut up.