This started off simply as a Troll fic to clear my mind and get rid of some writer's block. But after watching the Season 3 Premier I realized it could easily be reworked into a legitimate AU Crystal Pony Fic.

Note: I started writing this Pre-Season 3. I've redid it a lot. I might upload the original under a different title sometime later.

Second Note: I suck a summaries, so bear with me.

What did I do? Why did I do it? I really don't know. Up till now I didn't even know I did something.

I'm Twilight Sparkle, Student to Princess Celestia and Element of Magic. I've been Banished for reasons unknown to myself. I hope to get back to Canterlot and clear up this whole mess.